Ep. 34 Look Good, Go Fast, Safety Third
Send us a text Hood Scoops, Engine squarity, aerodynamics, and formal rooflines. Facebook Instagram Facebook Instagram
Mar 17, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Junk Connoisseurs
Three friends, Alex, Alan, and Jordan, talk about a car each episode that is interesting or unique in some way. Not always in good ways though! We keep it on the junky end of the spectrum.
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Ep. 33 There's Fins Everywhere!
Send us a text An academic study of the effect of appetite suppressants on vehicle seating capacities and the influence of the Irish in the evolution of the automatic transmission. Also, suspension information that is blatantly wrong. Facebook Instagram Facebook Instagram...
Mar 03, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Ep. 32 The Best Kind of Correct
Send us a text Is it a model, a trim level, or an appearance package? Jordan will set us straight, technically. Facebook Instagram Facebook Instagram
Feb 18, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Ep. 31 The Wrong Kind of Mermaid
Send us a text Three of the most straight-laced automotive dorks you know talk at length about the cost of bail at the end of a hypothetical bad decision rally. Facebook Instagram Facebook Instagram...
Feb 04, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Ep. 30 An Exercise In Debigulation
Send us a text Our cheesebag Council Co-host Alan gives valuable legal advice and, once again, doxes our friend and listener. Contains references from "The Simpsons," "Futurama," and "WaterWorld." Facebook Instagram Facebook Instagram...
Jan 21, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Ep. 29 Remember Folks, The Internet Never Lies
Send us a text We play Ford Engine Conversational Pinball before eventually exploring a weird, old vehicle. Contains references from "The Simpsons" and "Futurama." Facebook Instagram Facebook Instagram...
Jan 07, 2024•59 min•Season 1Ep. 29
We Made Tote Bags!
Send us a text Broadcasting from Cheesebag County. Weird on weird with a dash of project updates from the Junk Connoisseurs. Facebook Instagram Facebook Instagram
Dec 24, 2023•53 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Alan Would Rather Buy Gout
Send us a text Flamable clothing, polarizing automotive styles, and strange automotive bedfellows. We are on the Facebooks ( Junk Connoisseurs ) and Instagrams ( junkconsr ) now! junkconisr@gmail.com Facebook Instagram...
Dec 10, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Hilarifying, Full Dumbassery
Send us a text We talk about dumb stuff we've done in past and explore some of the dumb (and cool) stuff done in the past by automakers while discussing our subject vehicle. THEN we bench build a fantastic car to troll purists. Here's the video about external combustion that Alex mentions in the episode: https://youtu.be/VhT3MN2JXu8?si=9YwkOpL4j62oKDE3 Facebook Instagram...
Nov 26, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 26
When Roman Numerals Haven't Done The Trick...
Send us a text Before you criticize the content of this episode, please take into consideration that we cut 10 full minutes of conversation about bad Nick Cage movies before publishing. We give the Buick Reatta way more air time than it deserves. Everyone please message Alan to remind him he's 679 miles from Atlanta, GA. Contains several obscure references to "Futurama." Facebook Instagram...
Nov 12, 2023•52 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Mutually Assured Taxation
Send us a text Parts bin engineering, things that aren't an AMC Matador, and poorly-installed aftermarket sunroofs. Hit us up at junkconisr@gmail.com! Facebook Instagram
Oct 29, 2023•56 min•Season 1Ep. 24
The Pancake Machine at the Holiday Inn Express
Send us a text Our subject for this episode has no place on a poster adorning a kid's wall. But we have fun imagining the poster...and the kid. Hit us up at junkconisr@gmail.com or Jonk Connoisseurs on Facebook. Facebook Instagram
Oct 15, 2023•52 min•Season 1Ep. 23
The Car We Wish We Would Have Bought Instead Of Going To College
Send us a text We demonstrate ADHD in podcast form. Alan is baited into a classic Chrysler rant...but not about how they did it right. "Shut Up And Give Me More Leather!" --Lee Iacoca, probably. Contains references to "Idiocracy" and "Talledega Nights." Email us junkconisr@gmail.com or on the Book of Faces at facebook.com/junkconisr/ Facebook Instagram...
Oct 01, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 22
A Spoon Fight Broke Out!
Send us a text We talk about being "scareoused." Contains references to "If I Had a Million Dollars" by the Bare Naked Ladies and "Futurama" Email us junkconisr@gmail.com or on the Book of Faces at facebook.com/junkconisr/ Facebook Instagram
Sep 17, 2023•59 min•Season 1Ep. 21
The OG Fiero
Send us a text Like most great podcast episodes, we start out by opening and eating candy on mic. Eventually we also talk about automotive topics (among others). Contains references to "Joe Dirt" and Futurama (Because always Futurama). Email us junkconisr@gmail.com or on the Book of Faces at facebook.com/junkconisr/ Facebook Instagram...
Sep 03, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 20
It Sold Like GhostBusters
Send us a text We discuss pranks in the shop and 3 million cars. Contains references to "Office Space" Email us junkconisr@gmail.com if you want to tell us one of your automotive (or not) stories. Or tell us why Alan is wrong this time. Either way. Facebook Instagram...
Aug 20, 2023•48 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Execrable Exotic Elimination
Send us a text A departure from our usual format. Alan picks on our pronunciation for an hour or so while we decide what exotic/super car was the worst. Also Alex can't be bothered. Contains References to "Futurama" Facebook Instagram
Aug 06, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 18
What even is Laser Dust?!
Send us a text LREs in Flanderwood and compounding trifectas. No Iron Dukes were harmed during the recording of this episode. Facebook Instagram
Jul 23, 2023•49 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Circle Slash Chapman
Send us a text We talk about Jordan's Adventure to Florida. Contains Futurama references that just won't go away! Yell at us at junkconisr@gmail.com. Or send us cat pictures (like actual cats, get your mind out of the gutter)! We are game for either. Facebook Instagram...
Jul 09, 2023•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 16
Psst...I love you!
Send us a text Your favorite TV critics talk about cars over a beer in front of a mic. Contains references to “Ghostbusters II,” “Arrested Development,” “The Simpsons,” “Futurama,” and “The Fast and The Furious.” Yell at us at junkconisr@gmail.com. You can also send us amazon gift cards there too. We are game for either. Facebook Instagram...
Jun 25, 2023•49 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Not That Kind of Adult Toy!
Send us a text Why did Ford have so many v8 engines?! Gigaturd is catching on. Yell at us at junkconisr@gmail.com Facebook Instagram
Jun 11, 2023•54 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Lotus Was Involved
Send us a text We talk about bonehead automotive injuries and Alan teaches us the definition of entrapment Facebook Instagram
Jun 01, 2023•55 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Sharks are on Backorder
Send us a text Is dirigible a body style? Does anybody actually read podcast episode descriptions? Let us know at junkconisr@gmail.com Facebook Instagram
May 14, 2023•48 min•Season 1Ep. 12
The one where we invent the concept of an iron-on hood scoop
Send us a text Contains references to Super Troopers. Email us junkconisr@gmail.com Facebook Instagram
Apr 30, 2023•52 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Smoke Screens and Ton-of-Butters
Send us a text Weird, terrifying automotive failures and defunct speed parts catalogs. The one where we don't talk about an AMC Matador. Contains references to “The Simpsons.” Facebook Instagram
Apr 16, 2023•55 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Whistle Tips and Gigaturds...Woo!
Send us a text Jordan indulges us with a pick from beyond his own collection. It's still unclear whether or not Alan has ever owned a Diplomat. References to “Anchorman” and 2002 News stories about Noise Ordinance concerns in Oakland, California. Facebook Instagram
Apr 02, 2023•56 min•Season 1Ep. 9
On the topic of Big Threadlocker and Machines that go Ping
Send us a text Processed on equipment that also handles Monte Python and “Fight Club" Facebook Instagram
Mar 19, 2023•51 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Unprofessional. Racecar. Drivers.
Send us a text We talk about sunflower seeds, inoperable luxury options, and murderous Saab owners. Facebook Instagram
Mar 05, 2023•36 min•Season 1Ep. 7
He's saying you're going to die soon!
Send us a text What kind of serious grinding are we talking about here? Also, Alan finally acknowledges he's just here to say Miatas and Chrysler products are better than everything else. Facebook Instagram
Feb 19, 2023•47 min•Season 1Ep. 6
I didn't say beautiful, I said striking
Send us a text Alan finally realizes we don't ONLY discuss crap cars...and so now he wants to talk about...this?! Includes references to “Futurama,” “The Simpsons,” CW McCall songs, and “Jackie Brown.” Facebook Instagram
Feb 05, 2023•30 min•Season 1Ep. 5
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