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Your middle school crush is now your husband's boss

Mar 06, 20255 min
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It was the long game for Tom Bobrick. He is finally going to get his middle school crush right where he wants her! Can he defeat her husband by getting him fired?


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Speaker 1

It's another jewbile phone frames the twenties. Hello, Maya, Maya, Maya, how you doing? H This is a blast from the past. It's Tom Tom Bobrick hey errow who Sorry, I don't I don't recognize your name. I'll just say it one more time, a little slower for you, Maya. Oh may oh my, oh, Maya, it's Tom Barbrick. I no, I don't. I'm sorry. How do we know each other? Well? I can understand why. Maybe you don't remember. It's been a while,

but fifth grade you and I had a moment. You borrowed my jelpin and I have been thinking about that day ever since. Maya, how are you? How are you okay? Sorry? I just I actually, I'm so really terrible. I do not remember you. I'm so sorry. You're so cute. Let

me break it down for you, Maya. Okay, Because I realized fifth grade was a long long time ago, ancient days of us, I guess you could say I had the biggest crush on you in fifth grade still do, as a matter of fact, and tracked you down and finally got up the courage to give you a ring. I think about that day all the time. Maya. You came up to me and you said you didn't have a pen, and I gave you my best jel pin and you walked away and the sunlight was shining through

the window into your hair. And it's still a great memory of mine. So anyway, I wanted to call him ringconnect a little bit. Okay, that's great, all right, what do you okay? Wow, little towns come along way, Maya from that, don't remember you. I'm your anxious little boy who didn't know how to tell you that he liked you. I'm a man now and I don't have a problem going after what I want. Okay, cool, I'm like super

happy for you. What's mean? And you meet up this Saturday, maybe a little tally on, no food and some venu. See what happens. I'll bring Sorry. I am married, Tom, Oh, yes, I figured that might be an issue. You got a husband, yeah, Jeff? You know my husband? Well? It seems that I do. As a matter of fact, I know him very well.

Ow do you know my husband? Like I said, little Tom Barbrick is all grown up now and I happen to be Jeff's boss now yep, good job at the company that he works at and you know I'm married and you're still calling me to hit on me. That's really inappropriates icy one. Oh well, I thought it might be romantic, Little Tommy Bob definitely not romantic. And it stops saying your name. It sounds so stupid when you say your name like that. So I'm gonna go getting

back to the elementary school games. I love it. Okay, it's not a game. Please you like a boy, you hit him and you tug me into them and then they come after you. Instead of playground games, we're playing mine. I like it. If you don't, If you don't stop this, I will tell my husband and he's going to kick you. Okay, if you grant me one more time, I will call the cop You know what, I'm going to call my husband and I'm going to call your HR department. I'm

going to get you fired. And I swear if I ever hear the name Tom Bobic or whatever it was, one time, you aren't done. Do you understand me? Okay, Maya, I want to let you know that Tom Bob Rick hears you and uh, I'm calling the copter right now? Am I hearing a no? Is that a no? No. All right, Well Tom Bobrick has learned a lot of or less us. Like I said, And when I hear a no, I just think numerous opportunities. So maybe another time, maybe with you. Oh this is actually Double from the

Jewbil Show doing a phone. Bring on you. That's what's wrong with me. It's a joke. Your husband set you up. He said, you guys were talking about like middle school crushes and stuff the other day and you wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god, I'm on this tom bob Rick baby, Oh my god. That's rally all wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks

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