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The LiBerArIAn is coming for you

Feb 06, 20255 min
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➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
Need someone to feel the wrath of a Jubal Fresh character? He'll call whoever you want and prank them... so hard. It's funny. Submit yours here: https://forms.gle/mgACgtLBP3SPcyRR7

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Speaker 1

It's another jubile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello.

Speaker 2

Hi, my name is Pete Eakins and the librarian here at elementary school, and I was looking for Hunter's father, Jackson.

Speaker 3

Uh, yes, this is Jackson.

Speaker 2

Hi, Jackson, how are you today? I'm calling because there has been a bit of an issue that's come up with your son Hunter.

Speaker 1

Really, I've sent him down to the pre.

Speaker 3

I mean principal's office.

Speaker 2

Yes, he's currently in the principal's office.

Speaker 3

Okay, Well it.

Speaker 2

Is because I had had enough of his attitude. I couldn't take it anymore.

Speaker 3

Wait, I'm sorry, do you mean attitude?

Speaker 1

Yes, his attitude in class. But I'm sorry, what did you say that?

Speaker 3

It's this crossed attitude.

Speaker 2

But gonna go Okay, the problem, Okay, it seems like I'm already getting to the.

Speaker 1

Bottom of it.

Speaker 3

Oh my okay, Okay.

Speaker 2

So I'm guessing this is where he gets it from. Every single day through this month, his class is coming to the librari where we do a story team, and lately he's been speaking up in the middle of my stories and interrupting to correct my language. Of all things, when he's a student, a fifth grader and I am the librarian, so I think I know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3

I think he's right.

Speaker 4

You have mispronounced like at least ten words already, like how are you a teacher?

Speaker 2

I don't know if this is how you conduct things at home, but I do not stand for it in my librari.

Speaker 3

Okay, all right, listen, you've you've been saying like.

Speaker 1

Librari, like, yes, I am the librarian.

Speaker 3

Okay, No, it's pronounced librarian. First of all.

Speaker 1

Okay, okay, I think I would know. I think I would know.

Speaker 2

I've been school librarian for a very long time, and I don't. Frankly, I didn't expect that this is going to happen. When I got you on the phone, I thought you'd be very understanding.

Speaker 1

No, okay, to the problems.

Speaker 3

Just say it. Just say the words properly. It's not that hard, like like.

Speaker 2

What the you're saying the exact same things that your son has been saying. Well, i've been doing the story, Tim.

Speaker 3

Well, okay, because you're you don't know what you're talking about. Clearly, I stopped.

Speaker 2

I stopped in the middle of the story to him today, to repromond him. I reprimanded him in front of the entire class, and I said, I am the librariarian here at this school.

Speaker 3

Oh my god.

Speaker 2

I sent him down to the preanncipal's office and I am recommending for him to be expulled.

Speaker 1

Okay from the shool.

Speaker 4

A right, you open up books, learn how to and pronounce you properly, and then come back and talk to me. Okay, and don't send my son to the principal's office.

Speaker 3

When you're in the wrong. Okay.

Speaker 1

Do you want to say what I'm saying?

Speaker 3

Is this computing for you?

Speaker 1

I have spoken to like that.

Speaker 3

It's spoken.

Speaker 4

The word is spoken, and I can't believe that no one's talked to you like this because you.

Speaker 3

Just put everything wrong.

Speaker 1

All right, let me ask you a question.

Speaker 3

Question, it's question.

Speaker 1

That is what I said. Let me ask you a question. Oh my, are you an adjudicator?

Speaker 3

You just said adjudicator?

Speaker 2

Yes, I don't know what that Meon's okay, what that means is that why the children at this shool?

Speaker 3

Actually? No, you know what It's fine. Let me put this in terms that you might understand. I'm gonna go down to the shool.

Speaker 4

I'm gonna talk to the Prince of Paul, I'm gonna tell them what an idiot you are, and I'm gonna pull my son out of school and put him in a better cool Okay, did you understand that this is ridiculous?

Speaker 1

No, this is actually a phone prank.

Speaker 2

This is actually Jubal from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife.

Speaker 1

Say you up, it's a joke. It's a joke.

Speaker 2

Your wife said that a kind of problem with one of the school administrators the other day and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 3

Oh my.

Speaker 4

Bro, No, I could not believe that I was actually talking to like the dumbest person on the planet.

Speaker 2

Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks, we say mornings on the twenties.

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