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This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Bears and snakes get all up in our business. The boys discover that teenages can also be mad and maxish. Apes become couch potatoes. There is fire.
Sep 19, 2015•1 hr 4 min
Journey Into Mystery Science
Come with us, as Rob and Jeff go on an amazing Journey Into Mystery Science! We consider, discuss, mock and respond to everything and anything in pop or nerd culture that suits our fancy. Insane metaphors, adamantly held opinions and fanboy wonkishness abound.
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Episodes
Benevamaleva
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Someone leaves a puppy on the boy's doorstep. Blessing are sought and obtained. Books are judged by their covers. Robot oppression rears its ugly face. Also Darth Vader.
Sep 12, 2015•1 hr 10 min
A Glorious T-Shirt
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: A man in blue solves his problems with violence. Another man in blue does the same. The boys discover how disconcerting a happy man in a hoodie can be. Also there are bears and Metal Gears.
Sep 05, 2015•1 hr 6 min
The Four Year Old Cool Club
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Sometimes there are lands. Sometimes those lands have borders. And some people make a movie about them. Some people make a movie about Creeds. The boys discover another Canadian national secret. There is action.
Aug 30, 2015•1 hr 11 min
Time Shanghaid!
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Movie pitches are back! The boys pitch a way to fix a well known franchise. Give them all your money. Sometimes, when you're voiding, you might hear a whisper. Do not trust that voice. Ducks are up in arms and bludgeoning men. Also there is booze and squirrels. Enjoy!
Aug 22, 2015•1 hr 7 min
The Ghosts of Cats
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Dragon balls; the boys discuss where to find them and where to stick them. Various stars of *-spoitation show up to walk us through how to camp. More animal mayhem.
Aug 15, 2015•1 hr 9 min
Spread on the Glitter
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Deadpool. Hitchbot. Warcraft. Weirdness.
Aug 08, 2015•1 hr 5 min
Pounding the Bully Puppet
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Mans. Bats. What do they have in common? Our investigative reporter bites into this topic with enthusiasm. Michigan's most wanted critter turns out to be quite the butterball. The boys discuss the Fables finale. And aliens take over the planet and control our minds with subliminal programming. Song by F1NG3RS
Aug 01, 2015•59 min
Little What-sit bats
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: The boys get an infestation of ants. Intersteller sequels touch down in Roswell. The urine cannot be stopped.
Jul 26, 2015•54 min
Pure Elm Wood
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science! The boys find lots of leftover news in the trash from comic-con: to save Earth itself, they recycle it into another show. An old man's erotic energies cast a strange tone over time and space itself. We mourn the passing of a gaming icon. Vampires ensure that they continue their steady creeping terror over Europe. Enjoy!
Jul 18, 2015•1 hr 4 min
Genetically Modified Cyborg
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Sharks attack Pac-Man. Pac-Man attacks sharks. America wins. The boys finally brush that Ash off of their shoulders. Solo, Hans goes, and where he goes, no one knows. It is revealed that for some, a vampire weekend is a 7 day affair. Also there's a communist brawl.
Jul 11, 2015•1 hr 10 min
Lick the Evil
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Terminator's girlfriend visits a new doctor: GENYSIS; we learn about his cold cold hands. I'm a Jedi, Dottie, a rebel. Florida's mango wars rage on. The boys learn a lesson about ape maintenance. Dracula's return to Jersey. And a war happens that we can't even tell you about.
Jul 04, 2015•1 hr 11 min
Tupperware of Pennies
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science! Shorts. Monsters. Monsters in Shorts. Hanging out with Gods! A new army of rockmen take over America's cities. The Batmobile and David Hasselhof decide to take justice into their own hands. The boys try to get a dog a date. And Dick Grayson continues to thrill crowds in more ways than one.
Jun 27, 2015•1 hr 11 min
River Pontoon Drinkin' Fest
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: The boys have another round of Tobacco Talk! Hundreds of people around the world exploit our nostalgia for profit! A gryphon turns into a murder machine. And a shocking revelation is unveiled about a former Journey Into Mystery Science fixation. Also, Shenmue.
Jun 20, 2015•1 hr 13 min
Composite Patriot
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science! Where is the Jurassic World have the boys gone? Not Scotland, that's for sure. Shrek's long lost pal meets his end. Beans are the magical fruit. And Starfire finally gets a great comic! Seriously though, it happened!
Jun 13, 2015•1 hr 7 min
Science For Dark!
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Nuclear war wreaks havoc on Hellboy. The boys get Mega. Towns are starved for their essential resources. And everyone gets sand in their eyes. Some technical glitches in part two that are resolved by part three. Thanks for stickin' with it.
Jun 06, 2015•1 hr 2 min
Underground Theater Face-off Club
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Hitler finally gets his come-uppance. Martian magic is in the air, as a visitor from space meditates in a Tibetian temple. The boys catch up on fangirl news. And many highly bouncy materials are probed deeply. The music is Sexy Robot Butt Stuff by the Doodie Bros.
May 30, 2015•1 hr 2 min
Corvette Their Neighbor's Wife
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: the boys discuss Frustrated Frank's adventures through the boring modern day. Everyone gets invited to a sweet 16 party, and a very special guest arrives. And a woman gets the drop on her greatest enemy. Music by Reachgroup.
May 23, 2015•1 hr 7 min
Manspamming
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: this city has a bird infestation. We all learn a lesson about health problems and you. Television is discussed until the boys are unwittingly trapped in the tele-verse. Also; Batman.
May 16, 2015•1 hr 1 min
The Frenchest of Frenchman
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: apes and bears. APES AND BEARS! Its a combination better than peanut butter and jelly. The boys get televisual. Zombie preparedness is on the table. Highly specific forms of crime resurge. Oh, and all the universes die. Again.
May 09, 2015•1 hr 6 min
Plaque Costume
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: The boys tear through the Avengers like a butter knife through a heated and easily sliced substance. The police finally make an arrest they can be proud of, but it escalates the approach of Robot War I. And at long last, everything happens in the world of comics. EVERYTHING.
May 03, 2015•55 min
Squirrel Talk with Girl Talk.
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: the devil is afoot. Invaders from space stay for tea. Dead franchises tell no tales. The boys discuss the sweet soviet science. Also, we host a very special guest who has an aversion to silver.
Apr 25, 2015•1 hr 5 min
Prosthetic Elephant Trunk
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Space gets a little more swagger. Batman has to free Iranian hostages. Wookie hugs are discovered to have anti-aging properties. David Hasslehof makes a special appearance that you JUST CAN'T MISS. And the boys reveal some of the most dangerous Canadian secrets known to man.
Apr 18, 2015•56 min
Taxmen Eat 80lbs of Fish
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science! Those boys get a little devil inside them, and that devil dares them to podcast. Mankind gets a little bit of an augmentation. Magneto infiltrates a spooky castle full of monsters and magic. And Deadpool converges with being not-alive-pool. Get into it.
Apr 11, 2015•1 hr
Neither the Southland
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: more long thought-to-be-dead characters return to romance and horrify us. A man moves to a new, more spacious, location. The boys discover the virtues of using blood as an exchange mechanism. And by reading a comic book we unleash a terror on our world.
Apr 05, 2015•1 hr 13 min
The Nourishing Gel
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: A big bag of crazy is left on our doorstep without parents. The boys fight over turtles. Nintendo works its way into your pants. And animals attack... their own poverty.
Mar 28, 2015•59 min
No Tigers To Ravage
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science! The boys discover a strange secret at the household of Christopher Robin. I've got no strings to hold me down, to make me smile or make me frown. Will Smith joins us and discusses the topic of one of his hit songs. Something hiding under our floorboards teaches us all a lesson about leaving worries for another day. And then, Mr T educates us on the treating and caring for of fools. Excellent music by Addictive TV.
Mar 21, 2015•1 hr 9 min
Disturbed Vision of a Cow
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: Jeff walks among them: the gamers. The boys discover just how good busting can make one feel. Wedge Antilles embarks on a five year mission. Springfield has a surprise guest. And there are ducks everywhere... Music by Duane+Brando
Mar 14, 2015•1 hr 4 min
Sexy Table Legs
Its a very special episode of Journey Into Mystery Science. Why? Because I said so. This week: untethered nonsense. Some artifacts in segment 1, but the rest is clean. Sorry!
Mar 07, 2015•1 hr 16 min
Imperial Earwax Collector
This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: the boys pay their respects to a pointy-eared icon. A robotic detective is pulled out of retirement for one more job. A new war on crime breaks out and puts on sexy clothing. The doctor delivers the bad news: Lucky has the rainbow curse. And a guest star brings all new meaning to the term "water birth". Sexy music by Zanski and Leonard Nimoy.
Feb 28, 2015•1 hr 12 min
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