Hey everybody, welcome to Jon D. Podcast. I'm your host, Jon D. Miller. Welcome to episode number 73, everybody. Number 73. Número setenta y tres. In the old Espanol language, that's right. Mm -hmm. 1 ,561 going on 1 ,562 days now as I begin to record this of No Booze. No Booze, yeah. No Booze. How are yees? How are yous? How are y 'alls? First off... Thank you for being here, anybody and everybody who is here right now listening to my voice. Now, I gotta say, I feel like I'm
crossing over. I feel like my podcast voice is sort of going over into my stand -up voice. And I was asking this one friend of mine, and he's like, dude, that's fine. I don't think that's a big deal, but I don't know. I don't like it. Like, I did stand -up long before I ever did a podcast. I used to notice actually when I would do radio, like sometimes you do comedy. I've talked about it. You know, you do radio to promote
the standup shows. And I felt like I was just doing my comedy jokes on the radio, but I've spent time in radios, like guest co -hosting on shows where you're on there for an extended period of time. Of course, I've been doing this and I don't know. I feel like lately some of my, I'm on this and I'm talking the way I talk now was half, like half a Christopher Walken.
Half John Travolta from Greece. I'm just saying, anybody who has seen me do my comedy lately, and they listen to the podcast, usually my stand -up's different. I don't know. It just struck me as weird. And if you have seen me do comedy and listen to the podcast now because of it, one, I'd be surprised because I don't really advertise it much. But I know a few of you found out from talking to me after shows. I don't think, maybe I'm the same. Maybe it's just the same.
Maybe it's just me and my little, you put a mic. This is my microphone voice, whether it be on a stage in front of people or sitting in a basement talking to myself. This is how I talk on a microphone. So basically, it's the start of summer. I know we already have Memorial Day, which is the unofficial start of summer. That's what it is. From Memorial Day to Labor Day, people go nuts. Vacation. We're going to be traveling. And I saw this the other
day. Now, anybody who's ever worked in a restaurant, which is a lot of us, I'm sure, at some point, not a lot of people have, and those people suck, but a lot of us have. It's some sort of industry job. Any type of job you have to deal with the general public is fine. We'll give you half credit or at least enough credit to where we don't. Unless you've worked in a restaurant, that is
the one. The only thing I think better than that or more deserving of some sort of an award or whatever is, you know, people work in emergency rooms like that's got to be a no joke. Right. And then people who, you know, work at a Chili's on a Saturday at seven o 'clock and anybody who ever worked front of the house, especially sometimes the people in the back would have to do this. But, you know, you had to marry the ketchups. Right. Everybody. Right. Marrying the ketchups.
You have to pour them, the bottle, because it's bottles. Now it's different. They have the plastic squeeze things. You take the bottles and you get them to like one stacked up on the top. And, you know, there was always that one person who could never do it right. And one would fall on the floor and it would break and it would just be a fucking giant mess. I think we've all known anybody who's ever done this side work, as they call it, in the front of the house business of
a restaurant. You know, how many times you cut open a can, it said tomato ketchup and it came
from the local food distributor or not. from uh what was the bottle label which would be in this case is Heinz tomato ketchup so basically this is what it is because restaurants are doing that like I was just saying like we know they do it they will put things into that ketchup bottle that are not Heinz ketchup and you've probably been in a restaurant at some point and gone to tilt that bottle over so whatever the hell comes running out of it like this is from
the 60s this ketchup is and it's been kept on the table the entire time or it's not Heinz ketchup This is what they did. This is what I think is ingenious. And as you're traveling, because let's face it, when we go to on vacations during the summer, we go some places that one, maybe wouldn't normally eat at. Or two, we go places where we would eat there, but they've also been getting eaten there by a mass horde of family. You know
what I mean? Like you go to any beach town. on a on a tuesday or wednesday night in the middle of summer vacation season right you got the weekly rentals and all stuff like that and you will see restaurants ransacked to shit my wife and i will go every time we go to visit my dad down north carolina he lives near the beach and one night she and i will just go out to dinner and we usually try to time it a little later because you get these families rolling in at like five
six o 'clock and seven eight and it'll be like 16 You know, those are the big families. They rent the big house for the week. Aunts, uncles, cousins, they all spend the week there. All the kids have sideburns, right? There's at least one person that's drunk as shit, male or female. And, you know, it's just a mass horde of people. And even then you get a bunch of other families. It's just, it's chaos, man. It's chaos. So in all of that, you know, restaurants maybe try
to save a few pennies. here and there try to make what they have go further i don't know i'm just saying so they have a thing called a pantone code it's a code often referred to as pantone matching system so it's a standardized system used to identify and communicate colors accurately especially in printing and design industry so if you buy something anything that you can think of that where it has packaging and you'll see like on the end of the of the thing or the bottom
or the side of the packaging or like like toothpaste you look at the end of toothpaste it has those little color squares that's the Pantone system right and that's what it does is it indicates what the printing colors were used in order to make it into some sort of a federal regulation or something along those lines so Heinz figured out what their Pantone was and then they started making all their labels on the very ends of the labels they're red and the Pantone of the of
the label will match the color of the ketchup that is inside. And that is the only stuff that is genuine Heinz tomato ketchup. Yeah. So next time you go somewhere and you pick up that bottle, if it don't match the label, you should ask to see the manager and ask for a free dessert. Because you have been emotionally scarred. But I'm just saying, when you go out this summer, Make sure
you check your labels. Make sure your ketchup is genuine Heinz tomato ketchup, unless they don't have Heinz tomato ketchup, in which case you can just forget about all this shit. Okay. I don't know. I thought it was interesting. I also found it was interesting in the fact that I didn't know about this happening in 2023. How did I miss this? I don't. Yeah. Well, I've been busy, I guess, or I don't know. Staying home a lot. I did. Yeah. But that's the thing. I do
go to restaurants and eat. I'm going to do it now every time, like every time I go someplace and I see a Heinz, I'm going to, I'm going to be looking at him, put my reading glasses on and be like, what the, is this it? Hey, it's just a little off. I don't know the lighting. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, what is the lighting? I need to get the lighting. Come on. Is this, is this right? I don't think this is right. I need a free cannoli, you know, free
dessert. Remember? Okay, cool. Make sure you get the good ketchup stuff. And have safe travels and make sure that you keep tuning in to John D. Podcast right here, which I appreciate. Okay, so let's talk about this real quick. I want to get this out of the way. I want to say to Alex B., who got the Amazon gift card for episode 72, the stonerifics of it. What was it? 1537, I think is what it was. And I think that's what I wrote down. I can't remember my own handwriting.
I do want to also, Wade B., long -time listener, thanks for writing in, man. I appreciate it. Did write in, got the title of the show and the minute mark correct, but you weren't the first one. Otherwise, I definitely would have given it to you. At least that was my initial thought. But then I thought, no, I can, because Wade has been a long -time listener. This is like the third or fourth time you've written in. At least I've heard something from you. And I thought,
you know what? I'm just going to give you a $10 Amazon gift card as well. So you need to make sure, Wade, that you did receive it. You should have received it from jondpodcom at gmail .com. I think that's what it would have come to you from. But yeah, make sure you double check that. And that's just my way of saying thanks, Wade, for listening to the show. And I appreciate that. So hey, it pays to listen to Jon D Podcast.
Not much. And it takes a while. Because I think Wade's been listening for... since like episode 10 or some shit. And he just got something out of it. So, you know, it's an investment. It's an investment of your time and your energy. All right. So thanks to everybody who wrote in. That was super cool and super fun to sort of just read things, which Alex B, which I know I do the B, like Wade B, Alex B, that's your last names. And I do, people call me Jon D, but that's
my middle initial. But I just, I don't know. I just do the, because I don't know your middle name initials. That's what I'm saying. So, but Alex B had a question. So he had the minute mark and the show title and stuff. But then he said, what's up with the D for the Jon D? All right. So the answer to that question, Alex, is years ago when I started doing standup in the DC area and I started going out on the road, there was
a comic from Pittsburgh named John Miller. I just went by Jon Miller, just J -O -N Miller, you know, and it was very. Yeah. How generic could you get? But anyways, there was a guy named John Miller, J -O -H -N Miller. So I started working for this one booker named Carol Pennington. Give her a shout out. I don't know if she even cares,. But anyways, I was working for her and I started going places like Pennsylvania, Ohio,
places like that that she booked rooms in. And I started getting people going, oh, I thought it was the other John Miller or I came to see the other John Miller, which apparently, I'm not going to lie, people told me I was better. than the other John Miller. So one of my comedy friends and mentors, Mike Diesel, who that was his comedy name. That was his stage name. And please welcome to the stage, Diesel. Yeah. So
anyways, he'll get a kick out of that. So he suggested, he goes, why don't you do Jon D. Miller? And then he kind of became over the years, people just said Jon D. So that's why he introduced stuff. So it just became Jon D. Podcast. Remember when it was called Thee Jon D Podcast? Were you here for that part, Alex? That atrociousness that I had for a while because my unimaginative self couldn't come up with something better. I actually, though, have another podcast that
I'm thinking about doing. I do have a pretty freaking sweet -ass name for it. It's called The Pretty Freaking Sweet -Ass Podcast. No, it's not. Wouldn't that be funny? This is the thing that I think about when it's like 3 o 'clock in the morning. I'm going, how? Can I make more money doing this? Speaking of money, you can support the podcast through our official listener support app, Venmo, at jondpodcom, should you
so choose to do that. And also, if you want to write in for the show, if you want to do the minute mark, just like I was talking about. So if you want to get a $10 Amazon gift card, take the minute mark where you're here, the title of the episode, send me an email, jondpodcom at gmail .com, and you can win yourself if you're the first person to do it. You can win a $10 Amazon gift card. No, Wade, don't write it in. I'm not giving you another one. But do let me
know that you got it. I don't think there's no confirmation I can do on that. That's why I make sure you got it. I feel like a grandparent that sent their kid $10 in the mail. Did you get it? Okay, you did. Cool. Grandparent? I don't know. Oh, should we talk hockey? Because I was just talking about Wade. I know Wade likes talking hockey. Okay, so it is set as of tonight that
I'm recording this. So it's going to be a rematch of last year's Stanley Cup matchup, which was the Florida Panthers and the Edmonton Oilers. My Capitals went out in the second round to the Hurricanes. I'll talk about that real quick. You know what it was? They were playing awesome in February and March. And then they just somewhere along the way went down. They just weren't a hot team at that point. And then, you know, they lost Farivari. You know, so there was a whole
litany of reasons. But at the same time, they also just did not perform the way that they should have. I mean, fun season. Got to see Ovi break the record for most goals ever. You know, all time. And that was cool. That was great. It would have been nice to do a little more with that. And they got me going. And at one point, they were playing both Florida in one game and then Edmonton in another. I believe they were pretty close together. But they were doing very well
against both teams. At one point, they were schooling Edmonton with hemming them in the zone. You know, really doing a great job on it. And I thought, man, this team. But they didn't do it. And Carolina played very good. They were fast. They're a dirty team. I call them the Dirty Kings. I don't mind. I'll say that. And they can argue all day about it. But I don't know how many times they got away with interference on the dump and chase.
So, you know, you want to talk some hockey. But they really didn't play the way they should have. Logan Thompson didn't play the way he should have. I really thought they probably would get what I got into the third round. I didn't really think they were going to get to the finals, the cup finals. So, anyways, yeah, so Caps are out. So, it's Edmonton, Florida. It's been a great playoffs, though. I mean, I thoroughly enjoyed the game last night with Florida and Carolina.
And then Barkoff with that insane digging out the putt from behind the Carolina net and throwing it across the crease for Hagee. And he put on a – roofed it. It's been a great playoff. And then tonight, McDavid just going crazy and going
to town. i don't know the dallas stars you know every time they score a goal they just yell dallas stars that's that's all they do they're like cheering and they're just dallas stars they just repeat that over and over again like i don't know it's like a cultish in a little bit of a way you know i that's all they can do i don't i like when you have the places when i see the caps they have different songs for each player player gets to pick their song and then Which
in a way kind of sucks because what if you score like never, like you never score, like you're one of these defensemen that never scores a goal. You never get to hear your song, man. Which will make it a special moment because you get to, if you do score and then you have somebody else, like if you score a lot of goals, you better pick a really cool fucking song because otherwise, you know, people aren't going to root against you just because they don't want to hear OPP
all the time. Like that's not going to work. There you go. There's a little bit of my standup voice getting into my podcast voice. So, but no, it's been a really. I really enjoy the playoffs. It sucks about the Cavs. But I'm rooting for Edmonton all the way, man. Who was the dude that wrote in? I just thought of this. I wish I thought of it before. Somebody wrote in from Florida, a Panthers fan, last year. If you're still listening. Yeah, man, I got to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Abe,
because I got to root for a Canadian team. And Edmonton's the only one. And they haven't gotten a cup in Canada since, what, 93? Edmonton won one in 90. So I would really have loved to have seen the Maple Leafs go and gotten one. And once again, another team just did not, just didn't do it. And that's the playoffs. That is the playoffs. I want to get to this before I get any more off track or do anything else. I want to talk about Andor. Did you guys enjoy it? Did you like it?
I thoroughly did. 100%. I think there's never been any more real than Andor season two. Not only that, the sets were fantastic. The characters, it was so good. It was so good. It was some of the best Star Wars I've ever seen, period. Don't worry, I'm not going to really talk about it that much, but I am going to describe my feelings about it as best I can, but not try to give anything away. Now, I might talk about Andor Season 1, but if you haven't seen that, then shut up. That
was like two years ago, okay? I really enjoyed it. I thought it was great. I thought it was some of the most realistic Star Wars I've ever seen. And I know it's a long time ago in a galaxy far away, so it's not realistic at all on the premise. But, you know, you get to see so much. I mean, I was just really just impressed by how
much it showed. One thing I really like about it, and I think you already know this before you even watch it, is you really get to see not only the lead up to Rogue One, but it goes over a course of several years. You know, you really get to see how the empire was to people. That's one of the things I really found to be very important to me to see how it was and how life was, you know, with it and how it just, it wasn't great.
You know, some people had it pretty good. The rich people had it good, but everybody else, the working class didn't. I'm not saying that was a statement on anything or anything like that, but I think it was, it was poignant and it was also. But it was good to see. And also just the way the Empire, the way the military, just the way they acted to people in the general population. And then also how dictator, whatever, being assholes that they were as well. So I thought
it was cool. If you haven't seen it, you should. Especially if you watched season one of Andor already, I would. It was crazy though. What was it? Three episodes for four weeks. Three episodes a week for four weeks. That was nuts. It was like every week you got basically a movie. And I watched them every single one, usually the night that they came out. And I don't mind saying
that. But it was, man. It was a movie. It was a little bit, you know, I didn't want it to be over because I got so immersed in the world because you're watching basically this movie in length every week for a week, you know, for a month. And you just sort of get wrapped up into it. It's like, you know, like you read a series in books. You just sort of have that. what's going on next? And that's what it left me doing. I
really did. Oh, the actors were good. I mean, Diego Luna did great, but that was Deidre Miro, who's the ISB officer. If you've seen season one, you know exactly what I'm talking about, so don't be calling spoilers. They were great. You know who I really liked was the lady, was it Catherine Hunter? Catherine R -Y -N -E? The mom of Cyril. God, that lady, man. She's so good at being just that annoying, like, bearing, never approves of anything mom I've ever seen. I've
seen in a very long time. I was literally, like, just blown away by it. And I just saw a preview. It's coincidence. Like, earlier today, just on YouTube or something, there was a movie she was in with Brandy where she, like, moves in and she's a racist lady and she's trying to get Brandy moved out. Because she doesn't like Brandy, who's black, right, being with her son. It came out in 2024. It's called The Front Room, I think is what it is. But anyways, that lady was awesome
as the mom. And it's so good, people. I'm just telling you. If you haven't seen it, you need to. And if you have seen it, let me know what you think. Write me, johndpodcom at gmail .com. Because I don't know. Like, I don't know where
to go. Like, I went back. since it's ended since andrew and i've gone back i watched uh re -watched kenobi which another great series if you have watched it once or never seen it definitely i they could have expanded so much on that um but it was good that was good too but yeah i thoroughly loved andor i mean it was gritty it was enlightening um had twists and turns to it you got the some of these characters from rogue ones like uh that are in it uh are is pretty cool I'd like to have
seen some more things, but at the same time, there was a few times with the dialogue where I was a little like, okay, fucking come on. I don't want Downton Abbey. I want Star Wars. And there's a lot of British. There's a lot of fucking British people in there. I thought it was like the fucking Harry Potter movies for a second. I'm serious. You know the Harry Potter movies. You know that, right? There's literally, what,
two? Was there two people? that had spoken lines in the Harry Potter movies that had American accents? Is that correct? I think that's what it was. No, wait, actually, no, it might have. No, wait, it actually might have only been one. Because was it Verne Troyer? Didn't they dub? I don't want to look that up now. I think they might have dubbed Verne Troyer, who he was mini me in the Austin Powers movies. But yeah, he was in there. I think they dubbed him. Yeah,
no English people. No Americans, excuse me. No American -speaking people. Speak American? No, I'm not. We speak American English. Eddie Izzard, great comic and a comedian person, said it the best. The UK and America are two continents divided by a common language. I believe that's how the quote goes. But yeah, Harry Potter, they were
very much just British. it's fine i don't care i thought it was a continental or linguistical you know bias is what i'm saying no you couldn't do that hey man i'm telling you sorcerer give me your shit you sorcerer stone mother you know you couldn't that would be bad i would not have had the same theatrical stuff to it you know that would not have had the same sort of uh theatrical levity anyways there were some times though in andor where it's just the british people talking
And it just got a little bit sort of like, okay, come on. Let's move along. I wish they would explain more in the movies sort of how the accents in Star Wars work. Because there is some background to that. And they don't explain it very well. And I wish they would. It's basically people come from certain planets, have certain accents, kind of like the way it is. And just like they would if they speak a whole other different language or whatever. Like some of the aliens type people
that we say aliens are just right. So it's a melting pot. That's the thing. I don't think anybody can say anybody goes, oh, there's not enough diversity in Star Wars. Do you have you not seen the cantina scene in the in the first one? Have you not seen that? That's not diversity. I'm sorry if it's not, you know, I'm sorry if it's not. And I'm not trying to say I'm anti -DEI or some shit. Don't try to label this on me with modern stupid shit. I'm not. Don't. I'm
not saying that. But there is definitely diversity in the Star Wars universe. Galaxy. No, it's a galaxy. In the galaxy. And I would point to the first movie. The first one. I'm just saying. All right. So if you haven't seen Indoor, watch it. It's going to go on. I don't know how much longer I'm going to do it. I don't know what else the Star Wars have now. They do have a series coming out. It's an animated series. It's going to be out in, well, 2026. Really? What is on
the horizon? I don't like this. I might actually get rid of Disney Plus at some point. Here's the other thing. I love watching movies in the summer. So if anybody has any good movie suggestions, like I have some old ones, like I want to watch Real Genius with my son who's 12. I think he can watch it. I just, I love that movie. Okay. All right. As always, please like, subscribe, download, and tell your friends. Don't forget your charities. Don't get hungry. All right.
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been a lot of fun, guys. I know this one was kind of all over the map and everything else, but it's been fun to get back in here and do this. Thanks for listening. I really do appreciate it. This has been episode 73, numero 73 of John D Podcast. I've been your host, Jon D Miller. All right. Be good to each other. Be kind. Spread goodness. Just spread goodness, people. Just be nice. Just be nice. Just be nice. That's it. All right. Just be nice. Hey, I get it. That
guy might do something you don't like. That woman, person, whatever. Try to understand maybe they are having a bad day. Or try to. And it's got to go all the way around. Take care of yourselves. Take care of each other. And until next time. Later for you.