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Jokes with Mark Simmons

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Comedians talking about jokes


Every week Mark Simmons and a guest share jokes they've written that just haven't worked - because they're too long, too stupid, too clever, too groanworthy or just too rubbish.


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Episodes

Matt Green

Matt Green! The wonderful Mr Matt Green is here! Follow Matt on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 18, 202036 min

Charlie Baker

Charlie Baker! The brilliant Mr Baker is here! Follow Charlie on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 11, 202045 min

Dane Baptiste returns

Dane Baptiste! Dane is BACK and are we happy to see him Yes article: https://www.yesmagazine.org/opinion/2017/09/08/my-white-friend-asked-me-on-facebook-to-explain-white-privilege-i-decided-to-be-honest/ Links to donate: gofundme.com/f/ukblm-fund gofundme.com/f/rip-belly-mujinga web.stonewall.org.uk/public/donate/donate.aspx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 04, 202044 min

Kelly Convey

Kelly Convey! The excellent Kelly Convey is here to talk about how lockdown hasn't be too bad so far.. Follow Kelly on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 01, 202034 min

Michael Akadiri

Michael Akadiri! A comedian and a doctor! This man does it all. Follow Michael on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 28, 202032 min

Susie McCabe

Susie McCabe! The wonderful Susie McCabe is here! We're talking a cancelled Edinburgh and how a drunk audience will never truly invest in your character Follow Susie on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 26, 202035 min

Joe Wells

Joe Wells! A huge AWOOGA to the wonderful Mr Joe Wells Follow Joe on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 21, 202043 min

Russell Hicks

Russell Hicks! Spend half an hour with me and the best improviser in the game, Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 18, 202032 min

Nick Helm returns

Nick Helm! He's back! Armed with a truly amazing story about Robbie Williams Patreon special here Follow Nick on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 14, 202054 min

Kai Humphries

Kai Humphries! Fantastic comedian and one of the nicest men in all of comedy stops by for half an hour or so. Follow Kai on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 11, 202035 min

Markus Birdman

Markus Birdman! Another lovely lockdown joke-fest for ya. Follow Markus on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 07, 202039 min

Peter Brush

Peter Brush! After Tony Cowards last week we are treating you to ANOTHER excellent one-liner comic. You lucky sods. Follow Peter on Twitter | Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 04, 202029 min

Tony Cowards

Tony Cowards! Fellow one-liner merchant and extremely nice man Tony Cowards is in the house! Follow Tony on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 30, 202040 min

Scott Bennett

Scott Bennett! Superb comedian and shed content provider Scott Bennett joins me on the phone! Follow Scott on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 27, 202037 min

Gareth Richards

Gareth Richards! Friend of the podcast but more importantly friend of the me, Mark. Gareth was my phone call podcast guinea and what a fine man he is for doing it. Follow Gareth on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 23, 202051 min

Stuart Goldsmith

Stuart Goldsmith! Superb comedian and podcast royalty! Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRn6iEuZvPU Get tickets to Mark's new tour (with Danny) here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Previous guests include Milton Jones, Sarah Millican, Rob Beckett, Penn & Teller, Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Seann Walsh, Jeff Innocent & many more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 20, 202050 min

Sarah Keyworth

Sarah Keyworth! The brilliant Sarah Keyworth joins us today and brings with her a bit about door handles no one can understand. Follow Sarah on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 16, 202045 min

Tez Ilyas

Tez Ilyas! Lockdown won't stop us talking to excellent comedians, today it's Tez! Follow Tez on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 13, 202038 min

Tom Allen

Tom Allen! Everyone's favourite Mr Tom Allen spends a lovely half an hour with us topped and tailed with clothes horse chat. Follow Tom on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 09, 202034 min

Alice Fraser

Alice Fraser! All the way from Australia it’s the amazing Alice Fraser! Follow Alice on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 06, 202035 min

Tiff Stevenson

Tiff Stevenson! Excellent comedian Tiff Stevenson on the differences in comedy in the UK and US PLUS a great gag about pineapple. Follow Tiff on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 02, 202037 min

Desiree Burch

Desiree Burch! It’ll take more than a lockdown to stop the Jokes with Mark train, brand new episode featuring the wonderful Desiree Burch! Follow Desiree on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 30, 202039 min

Kevin McCarthy

Kevin McCarthy! Legend of the game! One of the nicest people on the circuit! Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 26, 202028 min

*BONUS* from the archives

Bonus! This episode features amazing comedians Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble, Gary Delaney, Rhys James and Ivo Graham! All recorded in a time before this podcast even existed. Exciting. Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 24, 202040 min

Dan Evans

Dan Evans! Mark was lucky enough to catch Dan Evans pre-gig and he has oodles of excellent jokes he could never get to work Follow Dan on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 19, 202032 min

Andrea Hubert

Andrea Hubert! Recorded backstage at the glamourous Epsom Theatre with the always excellent Andrea. Follow Andrea on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 12, 202037 min

Paul McCaffrey

I chat to the amazing Paul McCaffrey before a gig in Glastonbury! See Paul on tour | Follow Paul on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 05, 202042 min

Phil Nichol

Phil Nichol! Man of many talents including excellent joke writing Phil Nichol is here! Follow Phil on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 27, 202037 min

Rhys James

It’s the amazing Rhys James! He’s got loads of great material he’s had to burn for one reason or another, hear it HERE Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRn6iEuZvPU Get tickets to Mark's new tour (with Danny) here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Previous guests include Milton Jones, Sarah Millican, Rob Beckett, Penn & Teller, Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Seann Walsh, Jeff Innocent & many more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...

Feb 20, 202056 min

Tom Stade

Tom Stade! Mark bamboozled one of the circuits greatest acts pre-show and forced him to do the podcast. Follow Tom on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 13, 202040 min
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