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Jokes On You Podcast

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Two female comedians poking fun at the ups and downs of life. #jokesonyoupod 👩🏾‍🦱 @itsmelmitch 👩🏽‍🦱 @talleyberrybaby
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Episodes

Episode 59: Am I Ugly To You, Curtis?

FELIZ NAVIDAD DAMN IT! The Jokes On You girls are bringing in the new year blessed, booked, & with brand new babies. (JK we not pregnant but baby fever has us in a full nelson.) From Tory Lanez making friendship bracelets with Andrew Tate in prison, to Lauren London’s honor being wrapped up in a checkered flag, we break 2022 down. Mel is says “keep your hand gestures to yourself when discussing small boobs,” Talley is fed up with a particular brand of dad jokes, and WHY DO MEN HAVE SO MUCH A...

Dec 30, 20221 hr 8 min

Episode 58: Heartbreak HOEtel

The Jokes On You girls are checking in at the 🏩 Heartbreak Hotel 🏩. If it’s one thing men gone do, they gon' disappoint, but the girls are bouncing back. From trying to figure out how to rebound, to the streets being an absolute ghost town, the dolls break it down. Mel is gonna intercourse K***h P***s one way or another, Talley is a drunk homewrecker in a red dress, AND JODECI THINKS HE’S A COHOST.

Oct 07, 20221 hr 29 min

Episode 57: I'MA EAT IT!

The Jokes On You girls are coming to you with LITCHRATURE. That’s right, we can actually read, and this week we’re talking about our favorite books. From steamy book cartels to Michael Ealy and his rabies making another appearance, the girls discuss it all. Talley is 100 years old, Mel discovers she has ADHD, AND WHY DID THEY TAKE SO MUCH OF THE GAY OUT OF COLOR PURPLE???

Aug 25, 20221 hr 19 min

Episode 56: The N*gga SWUNG His Body...

The Jokes On You girls are giving you ✨chaos✨. We’ve done this episode with absolutely no topic or direction, but we promise you gone laugh your a** off. From faucet m*sturbation to nights at Top Flite, the girls tell it all. Mel was down bad at the Feminist Women’s Health Center, and honestly, Talley was too and WHY DO BRAIDERS’ BABY DADDIES NEVER ACT RIGHT???

Aug 18, 20221 hr 3 min

Episode 55: The Baby Can't Be No Orphan

The Jokes on You Girls are BACK like Y2K fashion. As always, these b*tches been too busy to function, & the pod just gone have to pod when it pods. This week we talked about the "well trained women"...our femininity friends. From foot rubbing to "serving our kings" we discuss it all. Mel is not raising Denzel Washington's side baby, Talley's not naming her baby Ophelia, and YALL NEED MORE INTERESTING LAST NAMES!

Jul 07, 202237 min

Episode 54: Get Gunna Up Out That Cell!

The Jokes On You girls have not completely abandoned y’all and we're sorry. We just had to go to the store for some milk. This week we talked about being medium old and navigating being the “real grownups” 😂. From sliding down the wall in the Delta Terminal to ratchett Waterboys selling hose water, the gworls touch it all. Mel apparently has been an AKA since the year 2000, TALLEY almost went to TSA jail, and Melanie and her sisters should start a band called the Millennial Mitchells. Live twee...

Jun 16, 20221 hr 1 min

Episode 53: Squirreltonio & Friends

The Jokes On You girls are ready to be back in person. Technology be tryna beat our a** but we gone keep it coming! This week we were SUPPOSED to talk about getting old but instead we talked about everything else 😂. From IG interrupting bags to double chin karma, the jokes write themselves. Mel’s sims universe is concerning to say the least? Talley is obsessed with the neighborhood wildlife and WHY YALL WANT MEG TO BE 106 POUNDS SO BAD???? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hash...

May 12, 202238 min

Episode 52: 2 Girls, 1 Pod

The Jokes On You girls are hanging on by a thread, chile. Between new jobs and new bags, we can’t keep our schedules straight! This week we’re talking bout THE INNANETS. From Janet Jackson being the catalyst for YouTube to black people making the internet relevant, we talk about it all. Someone did a racism to Talley at work, Mel has no interest in the TikTok tutorial industry, and WHY ARE PEOPLE PRETENDING THEY LIKE TORY LANEZ MUSIC?????? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hasht...

Apr 28, 20221 hr 13 min

Episode 51: Girl, Shut Up!

April Fools! You thought we weren’t gonna have an episode but nah nah nah boo boo, jokes on you. What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP: this week we’re talking bout what everyone else is talking about, duh. From getting slapped by Serena Williams and walking into the sea, to lunches being packed by your significant other, the girls breakdown discourse and what it means to even have an opinion. Mel has (surprisingly) never been hit in the mouth before, Talley almost got her eyebrow karm...

Apr 01, 202256 min

Episode 50: CAIN'T NAN ONE U'UM WHOOP ME!

The Jokes On You girls are booked and busy but we’re trying not to abandon you for more than one week at a time! Lights, Camera, Action: WE TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIES THAT MADE US. From going in droves to support Tyler Perry, to wanting to grow up and be Gabrielle Union, the girls spill on the movies that shaped them into who they are today. Mel feels bad for Ms. Celie (who wouldn’t??), Talley’s first movie was Woo (how inappropriate??), and WHY THE F*CK WAS GREEN MILE SO TERRIFYING???? Live tweet...

Mar 24, 202256 min

Episode 49: Buss Down, Cultiana!

The Jokes On You girls are doing the best they can. We got jobs and obligations but we are HERE bringing you content on content! This week we’re getting real, real weird... CAUSE WE TALKIN BOUT CULTS. From cult location preferences to navigating cult life - if you’re on the spectrum, we got you covered. Mel been going to dick reveal parties, Talley has no idea what an influencer house is, and WHERE CAN WE FIND THE CULT WIFI PASSWORD???? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag....

Mar 10, 202252 min

Episode 48: The Hottest Bitch in Bethlehem

The Jokes On You girls are BACK. Yes, we broke our streak and we know y’all have abandonment trauma, but we got y’all! This week we’re shaking the table (well, more like the altar) and getting into the BIBLE. From vacation bible school to rating Mary on a scale of 1-10, we dig deep into the good book! Mel was a praise team prodigy, Talley’s going home with Jesus, and WHY WAS ALL THE FINE BOYS AT NEW BIRTH??? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your ...

Feb 24, 202249 min

Episode 47: Neckbone Ramen

The Jokes On You girls are here with your FIFTH CONSECUTIVE EPISODE IN 2022 and this week we’re ✨biracial✨… just kidding, we have a total of 7.5 black grandparents combined… this week we’re shaking the race table. From “white mom biracials” to interracial Cheerios, we’re checking all the boxes. Mel is basically dating a Debarge, Talley doesn’t want to be a minority under her own roof, and WHAT IS NICK CANNON FINNA DO WITH THIS ARMY OF BIRACIAL BABIES???? Live tweet with the girls using the #Joke...

Feb 10, 202254 min

Episode 46: TANGENTIALLY!

The Jokes On You girls are 4/4 with 2022 episodes and this week we’re SERVING FACE… In this episode, we run the gamut of makeup experiences. From eyebrow mistakes to lips with no liner, we discuss it all! Talley was in the mall waxing people’s eyebrows clean tf off, Mel was 13 with a mustache, and apparently, your age can be guessed by how you apply your highlight???? Make sure you live-tweet using the official #jokesonyoupod hashtag. Thank you for your continued support! Like, Share, & Comm...

Feb 03, 20221 hr 37 min

Episode 45: Booooo, Tomato, Tomato, Tomato!

The girls are back with another episode (on time, might we add) and we’re judging you. Just kidding, we are judging your taste in black sitcoms, though. From Sister, Sister to The Jamie Foxx Show, we discuss our faves & our throwaways. Talley wants to have a word with Miss Eve (or Shelly???), Mel is ready to risk it all for Allen Payne, and the country is divided on who is the hotter Wayans brother. Make sure you live tweet using the official #jokesonyoupod hashtag. Thank you for your contin...

Jan 27, 20221 hr 10 min

Episode 44: My Man, My Man, My Man!

The girls are back and they may or may not meet you at the altar in their white dresses. That’s right, we’re talking MATRIMONY. From dream proposals to “life of a wife Twitter,” we discuss it all. Talley’s parents are body slamming each other, Mel’s dad’s ghost knocked the power out, and everybody in Atlanta is cheating. Make sure you live tweet using the official #jokesonyoupod hashtag. Thank you for your continued support! Like, Share, & Comment!

Jan 20, 202230 min

Episode 43: I Gotta Put Me First!

Here, damn! Your faves are back and we are now a duo! It's been a while, so we're giving life updates and talking about TRANSITIONS. Things change, people change, and so does the subject 46 times. Talley thought she was Rihanna, Mel has powder on her ass, and the world is still on fire! Make sure you live tweet with gang using the #JokesOnYouPod official hashtag. Thank you all for your continued support. Like, share, and comment.

Jan 13, 202231 min

Episode 42: Pee Diddy

Your favorite podcast is back again--- on their assigned drop date to boot- and this week was just a good time catching up on everything they've missed. Including trying to guess which celebrities freshly convicted Robert Kelly the pervert plans to expose! Talley saw a man cum way too long, Mel saw a robbery at a wedding and, Lauren saw piss all over... Diddy? Make sure you live tweet with gang using the #JokesOnYou official hashtag. Thank you all for your continued support. Like, share, and com...

Oct 07, 20211 hr 27 min

Episode 41: Hey Big Head

One thing about the Jokes On You Podcast women-- they always come back! This week after a month long hiatus (interns where you at?!) the girls are back discussing everything... well, at all. This week the ladies get into where they've been and catch up on what's been going on since the break. Talley is haunting the house, Mel hates all her stepmothers, and Lauren is fed up with Nicki Minaj. Make sure you live tweet the episode with the #JokesOnYouPod because community! Comment, like, and subscri...

Sep 17, 20211 hr 13 min

Episode 40: My Patna Dem

Your favorite trio is back on their bull and high off of the love from their first SOLD OUT live show. Join the dolls this week as they talk platonic...male...friends? Listeners- hell has frozen over and the Jokes On You Podcast is saying nice things about the fellas. Just kidding- it's still hoes over bros. Talley wants to figure out what the hell is wrong with Nick Cannon, Mel wants Lil Rel to feature in a slave comedy, and Lauren met identical twins with fraternal...what?! You're in for anoth...

Aug 12, 20211 hr 42 min

Episode 39: Fuckem Psi Thunderfuckem

We're a week away from the live show and the girls are STILL back again with a brand new episode! Look at the podcast spoiling the fans! This week the girls dig up their old work and are talking everything 'exes.' Talley might have to fight a Sigma, Mel missed her chance and Lauren baby daddy outside having sex. Make sure to live tweet using the #jokesonyoupod and tell your friends, cousins, enemies whomever who has the best new podcast smoking! Fun Fact: Mel never wanted to capitalize sigma. Ju...

Jul 30, 20211 hr 50 min

Episode 38: RIP Pluto

This week your freaky favorites are back for the kink episode! Join the ladies this week as they get into squirting, scat, and everything secretions. Talley said harder, Mel loves a good DP, and Lauren is on paw patrol. Join the podcast LIVE in person August 5th in Atlanta, GA! Tickets are available in the podcast bio on all social media platforms. Be sure to like, share, and live tweet with the podcast using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Thank you all for your continued support and loyalty. Yall ...

Jul 15, 20211 hr 2 min

Episode 37: ¡Escándalo!

After a long hiatus the girls are back this week with a brand new episode! Life has been dragging your favorite girls so this week they are clapping back. This ladies are getting into all of the scandal that's been going on. Talley is not your mam, Mel missed her reservation, and Lauren still has no car. Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

Jul 01, 20211 hr 32 min

Episode 36: Cater 2 Deez!

This week your girls are talking comedy probably getting canceled along the way. Talley is defending Nippy, Mel has PTSD and Lauren is...24? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

Jun 17, 20211 hr 16 min

Episode 34: Big Mama, Your Coochie!

Your faves are back and talking about a whole bunch of nothing - but mostly coochie. Talley has the sugar puss, Mel thinks she’s better than everybody, and Lauren was in a moan contest? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

May 27, 20211 hr 24 min

Episode 33: Not At Quarterbrick High

This week, the girls are choosing violence by discussing their favorite fight moments and public school problems. Talley received a motherly beatdown, Mel got her licks in, and Lauren faced off with Hitler? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

May 13, 20211 hr

Episode 32: Pads and Piercings

The divas are back and this week they're getting into some real sh*t-- period. No, literally... this week the girls are getting into everything menstrual cycle. Talley tried to die in the shower, Mel is waiting in the bathroom until the mean girls leave, and Lauren is wearing way too many pads. Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

May 06, 20211 hr 28 min

Episode 31: Damn... Double Homicide

Back again with another episode, the big 3 is getting into beauty standards. They’re talking top model war crimes and video hoes. Also, ain’t nothing wrong with a lil bush. Talley has a little cat, Mel is at Denny's, and Lauren's got beef with Lena Waithe? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

Apr 15, 20211 hr 44 min

Episode 30: The Vixen Diaries

The podcast is walking in the spirit of Karrine Steffans this week as the girlies talk about their celebrity encounters. Talley loves a war criminal, Melanie has Heelys and Lauren got kicked out the club..? Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Share the podcast with your friends, comment, and subscribe!

Apr 08, 20211 hr 29 min
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