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Aug 06, 202514 minSeason 1Ep. 31
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Have you ever done "A LOT" in a situation? Think someone else was in the wrong but you need verification? Send us an email with all the juicy details and images (if you're okay with them being shown 👀) for a chance to be featured in a future podcast episode. Make sure your subject line is catchy! EMAILS ⬇️Supporter Email:jokespod@gmail.comBusiness Email: jokesonusbusiness@gmail.comChannel Description - Join Darius & Malik in ‘Jokes on Us,' the podcast where laughter meets life's woes. Dive into hilarious discussions about pop culture, as they share amusing tales from their journey, adding a comedic twist to the ups and downs we all face. Tune in for a dose of humor, relatability, and a refreshing perspective on the comedy hidden in life's challenges.

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Baby! Stop right now! If you guys leave this video, it will self-destruct immediately! This is the only chance that you will ever be able to see this because it will be gone soon. That is true. Not immediately. It is going to be gone. You don't know when it's going to be gone. So stay right now and listen.

Right. The next time you see us, it will be gone. You have to watch this. You have to watch this right now. We're letting you go. We're not coming. Sorry, letting you go. We're letting you know we're not coming back. So. Sorry. I hope it's been fun. Because we're done. We're done. We're done. For now. You can see the timing on this video. We're not playing. This is not an episode. This is not an episode.

Sayonara. You guys have just not been. You haven't been loyal. You haven't been here. You haven't been supportive. I'm just kidding. But we will be back at a later date. Not right now. We're taking a little bit of a break. And in the meantime, we want you guys to let us know a few things in this video in the comment section below. What is one of those things, Malik? Do you remember?

Yeah, one of those things before we get into one thing, like he said, we are just taking a tiny little break. We're going to come back bigger and better than ever. We just want to reiterate that bigger and better than ever. We aren't taking a break for any other reason than to make better.

and more better yeah better content nicer content more organized content and it's gonna be nice so yeah one of the things is is that we want you guys to let us know what was your favorite episode during this last little season let us know what's the second thing

So last week was the final episode of season one. So yeah, we want you to let us know what your favorite episode was of all of them. I think we had a lot of different types of ones, ones with technical difficulties, ones without them. We had ones with different topics. I do a lot. We had a lot of different things. So let us know what your very favorite episode was and then let us know why. What else should I comment?

And then also, please, please, please do let us know. And everybody, please calm down. Because I want us to have an open conversation. I want you guys to let us know maybe something that you would like to see or something that you wouldn't like to see. in like future episodes like give us a little bit of criticism i didn't say harsh just let us know and actually no no yeah no craziness because i'll the council be turned off in the second um if you guys get a little crazy

And well, nothing like you guys come on here looking like bums. I don't want to hear that. Or I don't want to hear anything like a personal attack. I'm talking about more like, you know, I don't know.

just something, maybe post at a different time or maybe talk about this topic or that topic more, or talk about things like this more often or whatever. Like you can give us suggestions on what you would like to see in season two. We would love that. And then when it comes to the constructive criticism, you know, be.

nice and be constructive for real not really harsh and mean um because we would probably not like that um but yeah so just and the break will be um infinite it will be and this will be the last time you see us and the video You're going to say, oh, I guess they only did 30 episodes. Yeah. So...

Also, I think that this is a time for us to give us a little bit of a pat on the back ourselves. You don't have to do that for us. But for being consistent for the entire year, there have been days where we had to move a day later or whatever. But we always had an episode every single week for you guys.

you know, through hell or high water, we figured out a way to come here. So I think that that deserves a little bit of props, but we are excited for the things that come into season two. There are some things that I personally, as a content creator, felt like needed to be changed. And so Malik too.

And so we kind of had a brainstorming meeting and we're going to change those things and come back better than ever. Yeah. And like, yeah, just like, like he said, I think that it is really nice that we actually did do consistently for. 30 weeks? Is that how it works? 30 weeks is really crazy. You guys have to make this a little crazy. Girl, I've been doing this for 30 weeks. Yeah, for 30 weeks. I get it.

But that's a good, like, I feel like we started off the year with something good and like, we're just taking a little middle of the break and then we're going to end the year with something even better than good. So I think that, yeah. I'm very excited for season two and what it has in store. Of course, nothing changes. We get back. My mic is broken again. I'm going to listen. I don't have the time. I don't know what to do. Do you guys remember why my mic was broken for five weeks?

If you can say that was harsh that I'll find. Okay. There's a technical difficulty for 16 weeks that when my mic was just like literally gone with the wind fabulous. I don't know what to tell you. But. That's all that you can say about that's harsh. Everything else has to be really nice and constructive. Very nice. Very constructive. Malik and I have been talking since 6 a.m. this morning about...

And literally all the things that we have planned and what we want to change and how to make this content better for you because there are definitely things that we can improve on. And we want you to let us know what you would like to see as well.

What, what's something you've always really wanted? Um, we have a lot of stuff and stuff going on behind the scenes and TikTok and this and that and the third, but you're going to see, um, anything else you want to say Malik? Cause I think that's all we have to say. Um, yeah, I feel like that is all we have to say. Maybe just like, um,

Yeah, and also, like I said, once again, we will appreciate nice, constructive criticism. And think about how often other creators you watch are giving you a chance for your voices to be heard. So don't let us snatch the mics from you.

The mics are already on. They're already doing it. They already have said everything we need to say. And I know you're doing it on the other creative channel too. So we're just giving you the heads up that we're watching. We're looking. We're listening. Okay. So let us. I wish we could do polls still. I don't know why they stopped and took that away. That is weird.

on uh they used to have a pop-up you could do a poll they just like took that away that's so weird um but you can do it on spotify so i don't know if anybody's listening on there though um and going oh um but yeah i guess we didn't there's a component and also yeah you guys you know what leave

Now's your final chance, actually. Not final chance, but now's a really good chance for you to go to these other places and actually leave a really good thorough review. And like I said, really good. I said really good thorough review. If you're going to do the criticism, maybe do it over here. But like you're the time that, you know, leave those reviews, please. Cause that really does help.

Yeah. If you want to leave a bad review, you can go to bluebook.com. I actually don't know. We have a blue sky account. We have a car pack. I'm just kidding. We don't have none of those things. You're thinking of being oblivion. If you do any of those things. Yeah. Did you say blue sky? Yes. We're not on Blue Sky. So go leave a review there. Thank you. But if you're on YouTube or Spotify or any of those things, they have to be good reviews.

But yeah, I think that we have, I'm really excited. I'm motivated. I'm energized about what the future is. And it's going to be sooner than you think. We're going to give you guys a little breather. I know you guys need a little breather from us. We're all over your timeline and your page or whatever. Too much. Too many times. It's too much. We're going to... There's a little piece of hair in my mouth. You guys need to miss us more. Yeah, we do. It's not you. It's really us. Yeah. What he said.

So I feel like this is a relationship that we're breaking up. It is. No, we're taking a break. We're not breaking up. That's what we're doing to build our connection stronger. If you guys are at the end of this video, you should probably comment something. What should they comment? We just told him three things to comment. You can comment. We gave him enough. We did. All in all, me and Darius really appreciate you guys. We appreciate you guys for watching this fall.

We appreciate what's to come. We appreciate everything. This has been so fun, I think. What's been your, do you have a favorite episode I'm putting on the spot? Do I have a favorite to film or to watch and listen to? Or maybe one that you were like, oh, that was a good episode. Interesting. That was a good episode. I don't know. As a content creator, I'm always going as a content creator.

As a content creator myself, I would say that usually the video that you think is going to do well doesn't. And the videos that you're like, oh, this is not that good, they do well. I had no idea that people were going to watch and be entertained so much by the Beyonce car. Chicago situation. I didn't know that that was going to do well for us. For filming purposes, you are putting me on the spot. I would definitely say...

I don't know. Probably our first couple videos. I like the hookup story ones. Maybe I'm thinking about them because it's like the whatever bias you have when it's like the first and the last thing you did. the middle i don't really remember a lot of the middle episodes um but yeah i would say when we were in person i like those episodes um doing like um you know talk about our hookups or whatever or the episodes we have something to talk about

I think I'll say for now, until you say yours, and then maybe I'll think of something else. What is yours? I think mine, like, I think I had really a lot of fun when we did the Met Gal outfits. I think that was fun. Really? Okay. I was going to say that I hated that one. I didn't hate it. We got a little bit of constructive criticism on that video. We didn't even ask for it. We didn't.

Oh, do you want to talk about how we're just not high in any other episode? Yeah. And I've been seeing everybody ever since then. Everybody's going, you guys are high here. You guys are high there. Unless we say that we're high, I promise you we're not. Right. We will let you know. I will never, ever be on here going.

it probably seems like that with the content that we're going that we're giving apparently apparently they say and then you know how incredibly rude it is when you are not high and somebody says wow what did you they said y'all visiting the garden today they got in the evening was visited mama i said what and then they said and then now i'm like looking i'm like my eyes drooping like what's going on that's embarrassing just normal like you thought

Like, what? Like, don't say that anybody was high when they're not, which is kind of rude. You guys are not police officers. You don't know. They did try to act like that, but I don't know what that means. Anyways, whatever. But yeah, I think that we could have been a little bit more high in that one. I don't know if I can do that, though. You guys don't know how I am when it comes to that, but...

It really does. I'm a little crazy. So I cannot do anything too much, but we'll see how we, you know, if that happens again, how we'll revisit it. But, so you said the Highlands was your favorite one. What was your least favorite? Can we say that? Yeah.

I would say. Maybe when we did the Sinners thing. Really? Only because it took so long and I was like... and i was having cognitive dissonance going like we aren't the right people we weren't organized enough like i was like oh my god we're just lamin people guys we're just we have a podcast this is literally the epitome of not everybody should have a mic

Yeah, it is. That's the name of our podcast. Because we bought one, and not everyone should have one, really, is what it is. Because there are some people who have podcasts, and they're just very polished. They're very this, they're very that. They know what they're going to say, and this, and that, and the third. And we are literally just too...

people said who said maybe we should start a podcast um but i promise we invite the audience into our friendship into our family you guys our family we're just happy we're shooting the shit we're shooting like we're just we are and it's cute It's fun. It's nice. But that's also why I think it's season two. You're going to see that. We're going to... Oh, my God. They're going to come back and say, this is just...

We're setting up two high expectations. Okay. You're going to come back and say it's going to be the same thing, guys. Don't worry about it. It's going to be the exact same thing. We're just taking a break. That's it. We need to come back. This has to be our act, too, as in Cowboy Carter. I just don't know if we can give. But what if girls like Renaissance better?

Not our renaissance. They might like Beyonce's renaissance, but if this is our renaissance, I doubt that they would like it better. I hope it only goes up in here. But anyways, if we could only give renaissance even for season two. I wish. But yeah, I don't know. We're talking too much about it and it's making me uncomfortable. I am uncomfortable too. Just know that we're taking a break.

We are taking a break. My least favorite episode was everyone that you guys didn't like. I feel for you guys. I feel for you. Yeah. And you guys actually should have liked the whole phone. Yeah. We can tell if you did based off the views and the likes, but that's okay. Don't worry about it. We'll figure that out in season two. Yeah.

do you realize that, well, in season, well, if we continue the way that we are right now, season four will be our hundredth episode. Um, and we're going to have to have that cake. I do remember the cake. I do remember the cake. Do you remember the confetti? I do remember the confetti. I hope the budget's there. We're going to have to make that. It will be.

The fourth episode is going to have to be like literally in five years when we're 30. That's so much. You're putting bad juju out into the universe. Okay, we're done. We're done. Bad vibes out into the universe. I was just trying to make it a little longer. It's only a little 13-minute video. Whatever.

But we really appreciate your guys' time. And I can't even say we'll see you guys next week because we won't. We won't see you next week. Wow. Do we need them to say anything in the comments or else? Because that's it, I think. I think that's it. Yeah. Do we have to repeat it? I think they saw it. You can rewind it. Comment, comment, comment. Yeah, okay. Well, I guess that's it. Peace out, guys. Okay, bye, everyone. See you later. Bye. See you never.

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