John Moe Teeny Podcast

This is a very small podcast. It is teeny. On it - here - this - you will find small things, read simply. I hope these things entertain you and/or make you think. This podcast is an exercise in simplicity.

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Episodes

Hey Guys What's Up

According to strict FCC rules, every podcast must begin with the greeting "Hey Guys, What's Up" or else it isn't technically a podcast. I don't even know what it would be at that point. A crime, I guess. Let's listen in on several recent podcasts.

May 25, 2017•8 min

The Names and Distinguishing Characteristics of Vice-Presidential Rabbits

Mike Pence has a rabbit named Marlon Bundo. Marlon Bundo. But all Vice Presidents have had rabbits, stupid. Now, in a bit of endurance listening, you can learn all about them, idiot.

May 12, 2017•10 min

The History of Garfunkel Eggs

We all know that eggs from Art Garfunkel's company are a major part of everyone's diet. But how did this frizzy-haired bird enthusiast go from being a semi-successful singer to an egg god? Find out, idiot.

May 08, 2017•29 min

Wait, what is the John Moe Teeny Podcast?

Here's where I talk about what this is. It's five minutes long and you might find it interesting or you might find it very uninteresting.

May 03, 2017•5 min

The History of Apple Computer

Everyone who tells you they know the history of Apple Computer is wrong. Probably. Unless you know how to talk to certain people who live in bunkers and can't talk. Get filled in on reality here.

May 02, 2017•25 min

The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln by John Wilkes Booth

There's a lot you think you know about one of the most important and gunshotty events in the history of the presidency. But you're probably wrong. Let me set you straight.

Apr 28, 2017•23 min

The Only Kinds of Trucks

If you were wondering what the only kinds of trucks are, here are the only kinds of trucks.

Apr 11, 2017•2 min

My Friend Eric From Junior High

The legend of Bigfoot isn't as mystical to some people. At least not to the people who went to junior high with him in North Bend when his name was just Eric.

Mar 30, 2017•59 min

Don't Wake Up Sheeple

Boy, it really makes me upset when someone says "Wake up sheeple." Because you just shouldn't do that.

Mar 23, 2017•9 min

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