To buy tickets for our first ever live show - go to this link: https://gigst.rs/TJMS (tickets go on sale Friday at 10am). Be part of history. It’ll be the greatest night of our lives. Are we selling it enough? Meanwhile, in this episode, Joe and Dan Cole are back together for a potentially whole new show. If you like it, then we can do more. Consider this a pilot for The Joe and Dan Rugby Show. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co...
Apr 28, 2022•31 min•Season 6Ep. 1
Live show tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am. To buy tickets for The Greatest Night of our Lives - go to this link and see the first ever LIVE Joe Marler Show: https://gigst.rs/TJMS In this episode, Joe and Tom meet a submariner called John. He regularly spends three months in a very small space under the sea, living without sunlight and sleeping in bunk beds, but is it anything like Vigil? What are they actually doing down there? And what are the masturbation protocols when you share a room...
Apr 26, 2022•58 min•Season 5Ep. 17
Joe and Tom meet a car salesman and most of their questions seem to come from watching Danny DeVito in Roald Dahl’s Matilda. There’s also a story about Lloyd getting offered sexual favours for a discount, and more than one dig at the Vauxhall Mokka. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patr...
Apr 19, 2022•56 min•Season 5Ep. 16
Joe and Tom meet fashion expert Bay Garnett who has met Kate Moss and been to all of the fashion weeks, but what does she think of Joe’s biceps? Plus there’s some chat about Tom’s expensive coat and Joe learns how to spell Kuala Lumpur. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joema...
Apr 12, 2022•55 min•Season 5Ep. 15
Joe and Tom meet Fred the Funeral Director for a conversation about death, doves and Tina Turner. And Tom is taking notes because somehow he’s now in charge of organising Joe’s funeral. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or ot...
Apr 05, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 14
Joe and Tom meet opera singer Rob Murray to chat Pavarotti, how you sing from your balls and why the Sydney Opera House isn't all that. Plus there's some world class singing (from Rob) and a story about Frank Bruno. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you w...
Mar 29, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 13
Mother of God. Joe and Tom meet a former detective for the inside story on manhunts, stakeouts, bent coppers, black rats and ‘fat bloke’. Neil Lancaster is our guest for one of our favourite ever episodes. To buy Neil’s latest book, go to https://www.amazon.co.uk/Blood-Tide-gripping-procedural-Thrillers-ebook/dp/B097XNMCRK To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link...
Mar 23, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 5Ep. 12
What are you allowed to steal from hotels? And what is the toughest stain to get out of bed sheets? Those are two of your questions for hotel manager Darren. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.c...
Mar 16, 2022•55 min•Season 5Ep. 11
What’s it like to be a refugee in Britain? Joe and Tom speak to Gulwali Passarlay who left Afghanistan when he was just 12 years old. His story is remarkable and unfortunately it does illustrate everything that’s right and wrong with the world. Please leave a nice review of this episode in your podcast app and we’ll make sure he sees them. Gulwali’s book is called The Lightless Sky: An Afghan Refugee Boy’s Journey of Escape To A New Life in Britain. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, h...
Mar 09, 2022•58 min•Season 5Ep. 10
What's your favourite sausage? What's really in them? And what did Rebecca Loos do to that pig? Joe and Tom speak to Olly Kohn from The Jolly Hog to find out. And yes, Olly used to play rugby with Joe. And no, we haven't run out of guests. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/jo...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 9
Joe and Tom speak to an estate agent. His name is James and his worst viewing involves someone falling into a pond. He also once found a used condom on a pensioner’s sofa, and we find out that Joe sold a house with a real well, only to buy a new house with a fake well. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official...
Feb 23, 2022•55 min•Season 5Ep. 8
Joe and Tom talk to a man who’s written some of the biggest pop songs of all time. He’s worked with the Spice Girls, Kylie Minogue, Lady Gaga, and had six Christmas number ones, but he’s also one of the loveliest people we’ve ever met. His name is Biff Stannard, he’s a songwriter, and he's here to tell us what makes a hit. Oh and we have a favour to ask. If you have the Apple podcast app, or Spotify, we’d love you to give the show a five star review. And if you use Apple then feel free to write ...
Feb 16, 2022•57 min•Season 5Ep. 7
Joe and Tom talk to Colin Freeman who was once taken hostage by Somali pirates. He’s a former chief foreign correspondent at The Telegraph, who was held captive for five weeks by pirates who wanted three million dollars for his release. He’s also written two books that are very much worth reading. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemar...
Feb 09, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 6
Is it easier to operate on a mouse or a horse? And what’s the least erotic image you can show to a dog? Our guest this week is a vet called Gareth Steel and those are two of the many questions we put to him. Gareth's new book is called 'Never Work With Animals' and it's really good. Search for it now if you want a copy. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: h...
Feb 02, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 5
What's the fastest rollercoaster in the world? And how many naked people have ever ridden one at the same time? Joe and Tom speak to theme park designers Michelle and Andy who create thrills for a living. What's the difference between a theme park and an amusement park? Who is the Elvis of rollercoasters? How much does Joe love the Gruffalo ride? And would you eat at MEAT or VEG? Find out in this episode. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you...
Jan 26, 2022•1 hr•Season 5Ep. 4
Joe and Tom get chaffage tips from one of the greatest cyclists in the world. Geraint Thomas is a Tour de France winner, an Olympic gold medalist, and creator of the biggest cycling club in the world, but how does he go to the toilet while riding through France at high speed? And why does he eat so much rice? To listen to Geraint’s podcast, search for The Geraint Thomas Cycling Club. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 ...
Jan 19, 2022•59 min•Season 5Ep. 3
From surgeons to sex workers in just seven days. Joe and Tom speak to Reed Amber about the sex industry, porn sets, OnlyFans and a whole heap of terms they've never heard of before. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other ...
Jan 12, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 2
Happy New Year. Joe and Tom are refreshed after having December off, and their first guest is Surgeon Chris - who is also a listener! He’s really into the pelvis, and just loves getting his saw and hammer out on broken bones, but has he ever operated on anyone with a mortal shell stuck up them? To grow the show, you can subscribe on Apple, Spotify or Patreon. To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To buy merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Welcome back all. Grow the Show, b...
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 1
So here it is, the second part of our best bits episode. Because part one was good, but part two really completes it. Grow the show by telling a friend this Christmas? And get yourself a bobble hat at joemarler.co.uk/shop Thank you to everyone who has listened this year. We'll be back in January with new episodes every Wednesday. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...
Dec 08, 2021•58 min•Season 4Ep. 21
It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid. Yes, we've taken December off, but we've made this compilation tape of some of our best bits to feast your festive ears on. Grow the show by telling a friend this Christmas? And get yourself a bobble hat at joemarler.co.uk/shop Thank you to everyone who has listened this year. We'll be back in January with new episodes every Wednesday. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more...
Dec 08, 2021•58 min•Season 4Ep. 20
Dan Cole is back to round up the Autumn internationals with Joe and Tom. Well, England against South African at least. Dan gives his insight on Freddie Steward after speaking to him once, Joe is shocked to find out that Tom Curry ended the game as England captain and Joe’s outrageous post-match eating habits are revealed. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 24, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 19
Meet Matt, a farmer from Wales. Joe and Tom have lots of important questions for him like... 'Do sheep know they're sheep? What's a tup? Why are they called tups? And could Joe look after a pig?' But there's also a more serious chat around mental health in farming. And if you listen right to the end, you'll get a chance to name Matt's next sheepdog! Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...
Nov 17, 2021•57 min•Season 4Ep. 18
The trio are back! Joe, Dan and Tom reunite in chaotic fashion to discuss the autumn internationals after Joe has some unexpected time on his hands. Expect a few bits of expert rugby analysis from Dan, with a sprinkling of The Wheel, Eddie’s new headset, Dan’s acting career and pickle juice. And... you can now buy the official Joe Marler Show bobble hat and limited edition prints at joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out infor...
Nov 15, 2021•55 min•Season 4Ep. 17
Geography isn't Joe's favourite subject... so we've gone and done a whole episode about it. Joe and Tom meet Tim Marshall, author of the bestselling book 'Prisoners of Geography'. They ask him important questions like, 'Where is Skipton? How sure is he that the earth is round? And is South Africa in the Northern or Southern Hemisphere?' You might think you know that answer to that last one, but do you? Prepare to have you mind blown, or melted. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast...
Nov 10, 2021•48 min•Season 4Ep. 16
Movember are back! And so are Joe and Tom, alongside a very special guest... producer Steve. The three of them chat about the ups and downs of the past 12 months and how they've supported each other. This episode has been produced in partnership with Movember – who have been proud sponsors of the show from the very beginning. And whatever you grow will save a bro, so sign up or donate now at movember.com Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out info...
Nov 03, 2021•53 min•Season 4Ep. 15
Joe and Tom are back with a bang as they welcome Grand Master barber Lina to the show! Conversation quickly turns to pubic hair, but they also chat hair splinters, regrowth and Joe goes on a journey when he discovers his nape, but realises he has a missing occipital bone. To #growtheshow, go to patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 26, 2021•56 min•Season 4Ep. 14
Dr Marie Cassidy is back for part two where Joe and Tom discover that she doesn’t just investigate murders, but she’s also a life saver! And how much would Tom have to pay Joe to lie down on a mortuary shelf? Again, a warning that this episode contains discussions of death, murder and suicide which some listeners might find upsetting. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adc...
Oct 13, 2021•43 min•Season 4Ep. 13
Joe and Tom are joined in a very dark studio by the former state pathologist of Ireland, Dr Marie Cassidy. Joe tells a weird mole story, a weird deer story and Dr Marie explains what dead bodies smell like. But just a word of warning, this episode contains discussions of death, murder and suicide which some listeners might find upsetting. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com...
Oct 12, 2021•45 min•Season 4Ep. 12
What's the best way for Joe to steal a diamond? Meet 'Steve'. A real-life diamond expert who chats to Joe and Tom about carrying £75 million worth of diamonds in a backpack on a plane, about laser beams, about fake diamonds and how to grow diamonds in a lab. But he also talks about the murky side of diamonds too... which prompts Joe to call Daisy and ask for her rings back. But will she do it for ethical reasons? Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt...
Oct 05, 2021•52 min•Season 4Ep. 11
Joe and Tom meet... Joe. A water expert. Water Joe gives rugby Joe a lesson in the water cycle. Rugby Joe gives water Joe a lesson in washing your private parts, the toilet cubicles at Harlequins and pooing in the garden. And Joe and Tom also become water sommeliers as they taste-test water from all over the country. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 28, 2021•58 min•Season 4Ep. 10
