We're In Search Of Adelaide's Biggest ICK 🤮

Wet morning.

Every day we're talking about what gives you the eck because I mean, I'm shaking even pressing play on this.

But we don't have to.

I mean, just listen to Jody already speaking baby voice this during birthday, pay day late last week.

Oh what those are good barbecue weather. It's a cheek yes week.

Can you stop speaking to the listeners like their babies.

It's going to make sure you get to.

Oh my god, doesn't make me want to fully this studio upside down? I'll tell you what. And I did flip the studio upside down, and there was a hell of.

A mess yep, and you've got in big trouble. So the end it sucked in.

And somehow I'm I'm the bad guy here.

So in my defense, I don't really speak baby to my partner sometimes see the dog when I get home.

That's tell you texted me the other day. I was like, oh my gosh, if I hear baby voice one more time, I am going to turn this house upside down.

Did you really you would sid text? Do you? That's interesting?

Good text?

Okay? Does she leave like the little poor emoji at the end?

Yes, absolutely, because that's her sign off.

That's my ick. No, not sid doing that, but text messages where it's like ha at the end.

Which is an interesting do you want to laughing emoji? Or what do you want?

I want something cleverer than ha.

Ha ha ha interesting interesting use of words.

Oh okay, Oh sorry, the grammar police is here. Hello producers are we Hello?

Good morning. I love this topic. It's so good. There's so many excellent icks.

It's a real trend on TikTok as well for people to give their really unique X and I've found a couple of favorites that I just have to share with you guys. Okay, and keeping mind, this is when men are doing these things. Him running after a ping pong bowl.

Yeah, classic.

Can you imagine hi, beer pong? There'd be quick, got a trot.

Off to get can't make that lotkle athletic.

No, when he says the joke, just a little bit louder because no one laughed the first time.

Yeah, Hey guys, Yeah, I went for it and didn't work.

Yes, let's double down.

Yeah, men sitting in the bath.

Do you know why? Because we're in a vulnerable position where your guts is crammed together. You just can't.

There's no way a bloke apart from someone who's absolutely ripped his reds can look sexy.

Yeah no, that's right. But I think this is my favorite one.

When he's sitting on one of those bastards and his legs are just dangling freely.

Sitting at the moment.

It's not good, it's not pretty anyway. I could go on forever, but there's too much good stuff.

It was there one on the internet about having a little bit of spit just.

Oh no, that was one of my favorites.

When the signs of his mouth are orange from eating spaghetti.

That it happens to a lot of blokes, including myself, because we're passionate when it comes.

To It's not your fault, it's okay. Thirteen twenty four ten, YOU'REX this morning, Chloe's wat yours.

You know when somebody drinks from a glass of water and you look through the bottom of the glass and you can see.

Their mouth, and you can see their mouth work in the water and you can see right in there.

It is so true, Chloe, that's tough.

Hey, kara Ic is when people have food in their mouth, they take a drink and then they swallows that drink and then they continue to eat the.

Food in their mouth, so it's effectively watered down to you.

Yeah, trying to break it down, But.

What are you doing.

You're just storing it for the winter.

What about if your Caara, and you're on a date with Joey Chestnut who was the world champion, and he's nailing seventy two hot dogs in between each bite, just throwing a bit of water in.

Yeah, and Cara's like, oh my god, we are so over, We're done.

Can we just really open up and be honest to you just for a second. It's important, isn't it.

I mean, if you've got something you want to get off your chest, I can.

I mean, it wasn't that long ago I told you. In fact, it was about an hour ago. I told you that I like to give you a call back. And when I'm sitting on the throne. The other thing you need to know, as was some things that give people the icks. And it's one thing in particularly gives me such a nick that I almost turn this.

Place upside down.

Yeah.

Yeah, like to flip the desk, really flip the desk, nearly just put my fist through the computer Okay, so.

Do I need to assume the brace position here? What's going on? No?

No, no, we'll just discuss it. We'll discuss it in a really, really positive environment. So late last week, Jody just inherited this little thing that she likes to call her baby voice, just in everyday life situations. And I'll tell you what the feedback was.

Brutal. Just wrap your ears around this.

Oh what those are good barbecue weather.

It's a cheek.

Yes, makes a week. Can you stop speaking to the listeners like their babies?

Oh he's going to be Jay's agree, he's actually yet Miss Brabatues.

Oh my god, that's making me want to fully this studio upside down. Let's do what?

Hey everyone, what do we think of Jodie's baby voice?

Agreed? One hundred percent.

Agreed, which is so predictable.

Prime ick is a prime IX situation.

Okay, hang on, if we were to go back to that tape, at one point, you did it too. You did a little bit of baby voice.

Yeah I don't remember, Yeah I do. That's already deleted itself as well. That will clep unfortunately.

Right.

Okay, that's interesting.

So that gives me the x so we put this out there. Thirteen twenty four ten, What gives you a genuine ick? So just to explain as well, can you explain us what an icky is like? It's that situation where you're so off someone for a particular situation.

Yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to frame this in a mature sense. And ick is something that would make you not want to have relations with someone. It sense, Okay, okay, Yeah, that's what nick is.

Okay. Thirteen twenty four to ten. What one gives you the year?

I've got one?

Okay, okay.

So, men who write in response to text messages.

Ha ha, what's wrong with that?

Because it's lazy. It's lazy because I've obviously said something really witty and clever, right, and you come back at me with.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That is that how you read it?

And that's not a response, you know what I mean? Grown men saying ha ha am I right? Abs correct?

Okay, I'm sorry, ladies, what would you prefer? Lol?

No?

No, that's icky too.

No, but come back and up one up me with humor, you know what I mean?

Or I could just say h seven eight times hahah exactly.

You know what I'm saying.

Do you know what I feel like? Abby would really be able to contribute in this space?

How many abs?

What gives you the yeck?

Hang on, Hell, we've got fifteen minutes till we have to you away the pink tickets.

I have a few, but one that I've I was going to do another one, but I'm going to do this one instead, carrying an umbrella when the wind blows it inside out, just instant, nick, like grow up, get it again.

I know, I know, but.

Just it just it just gross.

And that's in the hands of the elements. I know it's not something they've done.

I know, but still, like it's on you mate, that's tough.

So what about what about this? Is this a nick as well? Someone who wears a dry as a bone?

Yes, correct, Yes, there's no excuses for dry bones ever ever to all right, also food and teeth, like it's not their fault, but also like, just get it together tough as well, that's not fair.

Like you had lipstick on your teeth the other day. I always have lipstick. You tell me, Oh, yeah, I know, because I'm like you and I'm friends with you.

Yeah, but I appreciate that, but people who yeah, like the spinach in their teeth, no, thanks.

So once it happens and sometimes unavoidable, but that's a permanent ick, even when you do tell them.

Is that what you're saying?

Yeah pretty much? Yeah, what about For a long time, Hazy had in visi line. So again, it's not your fault. It is not your fault. Yes, it is selfie.

With that, there were.

Sometimes random bits of spish that would come out in the corner.

Oh really, you never told me about that.

I don't know. I just let it go through as a keeper.

Did everyone know about this and no one said anything?

I just thought that you were extra.

I just thought you were a heavy saliva person, you know, like there's people out there who were heavy saliva people.

I just thought that was you.

This is very confronting. Don't even know I'm the one that's happening to and even I'm turned off at myself right now.

The other the other thing as well, And I know it's not their fault when they're asleep, but like when people snore, like grow up passages fixed, but that's completely any I know, and they're asleep and they don't know they're doing it, but like grow up?

Okay, wow, wow, Who knew that Abby would have a list?

Yeah?

Very very Who also knew that Abby still seen?

No one would know that? No, I'm not single this week by the way.

Oh okay, it's ever changing and evolving situation over the weekend. We can't keep up.

I'm sorry, hey, as what gives you the year? I'm not sure a permanent relationship? What gives you the yeck?

Hey?

Abby? What gives you the yeck? Men?

In general? What gives you the take you cause? Next thirty twenty fourteen.

Abby, fierce, independent, strong, smart woman. However, something's having to you that no one saw coming. Oh no, I've got a boyfriend.

No, just kidding.

Oh sorry, it's not one day joke off.

Okay, So I was for the I'd never go through my bank account, to be honest, but I was on this particular day and I was just sort of having a look at transactions. Anyway, it comes up with a transaction taken out by something called pdf Master. No, I'm not talking about any thinking. Pdf Master is where you can go on you can upload a document and it will turn it into a PDF. Now before I use this ages ago because I needed to do something for

Yeah, I'm still trying to work out how that would be kinky.

A pdf master it's like a PDF document with a Lesia muddle on the ground. Just go spank me. It sounds yeah, it sounds a little bit odd. Anyway.

So you sign up to this thing and it's ninety nine cents for a one off like transaction.

Get cool done anyway.

So look at my bank account and I've had seventy five dollars taken out wow from this pdf master.

A lot of pdf yeah, so a.

Lot of pdfing.

So I click on the link and it takes me to Google and it comes up with like scam, scam, scam, and there's thousands of people talking about how they've tried to get their money back from this thing and they've ended up having to cut their card up, change bank accounts, like you know, essentially leave Australia because they can't get their money back off of this particular site.

Wow. So I was like, NATS stuff this.

So I get on there, go to their technical support thing and I'm like, you've taken money out without my knowledge, blah blah blah, give it back to me, or I'll go and I'll take this further.

I'm going to go the onbusmen, I'm going to go to the media. Yeah.

Literally, within like two seconds, I have an email back, Hello, Abbi, We're very sorry to see this.

Blah blah blah.

You'll be refunded, and we've also canceled your subscription. And I was like, I never signed up to this. I did a one off payment. Anyway, A few weeks later, I'm sort of going through my bank account again and I've realized, so I paid ninety nine cents when I first signed up, but I've realized that they have put three lots of seventy five dollars back into my account.

Ooh nice.

So I'm thirteen twenty four to ten number one. I want to know, have you been scammed? But also like me, did you scam the scammers?

Yes?

Even say yeah, I've done a reverse scam. I've gone and said this is ball. You've taken this money out my account. So they've given me three instead of two, three instead of one refunds.

Yeah right, yeah, very good.

But Good Guys won.

Good Guy's Bloody one for once.

Yeah.

Scammers, Yeah, that document is just you're like, who's your daddy.

I've spoken about it before as well. You're a scammer's dream.

Jode's absolute scamm is if I was into scamming, I'd go after Jody because I mean, it comes from a good placefully nature, So you would trust anyone at any time in any situation.

Yeah.

My husband often just says to me, oh my god. If someone sends you a text saying can I please have your bank account details, perhaps show me and not give them over straightaway.

Yeah.

Remember you paid three thousand dollars in Bali for that rolex on the side thirteen twenty four to ten.

Have you been scammed?

And this is a safe space because I think we've all been scammed at some stage, So don't feel shame. No, open up, because I can't believe how often it happens.

Well, I can't believe how accurate some of the logos and things are when they send you through things and they're like, well that has to be bank essay. Yeah, turns out.

Yeah, some of the some of the websites, it's like ww dot bank essay dot com. But then it's like ID Yahoo something like it's yeah, there's always a twist, but yeah, very very legitimate.

There was a Peter Alexander one the other day that I thought was like, oh my god, eight dollars for silk for jamers from Peter Alexander. That's amazing, And.

Turns out it was a little change that you needed all of my details, address and phone number.

But I thought, hey, such as the.

System and all of my children's names.

Jades, we're talking when we scammed or when did you reverse scam someone off the back of newsreader Abby just having the last life.

Yeah, definitely.

I used a service called pdf Master, essentially to change a document from whatever it was into a PDF. They charged Mike. They said that I'd sign up for a subscription, but I hadn't. I'd sign up for a one off payment of ninety nine cents. They took seventy five bucks out of my aunt. So I went to town and obviously said, if you don't give it back to me, I'm going to heads a roll. But they've ended up refunding me three times instead of once, so I've made one hundred and fifty bucks.

Off the did you aggressively bring that to their attention?

No, not going to aggressively bring that to their attention and going to block them because if they saw their money back, they're not getting it.

And in a real sort of twist, like an inception sort of situation, will you now become a scammer and scam some of these companies?

I'm thinking I could start like pfd master.

Yeah, well yeah, I love that from you, Abby. Let's go to Danny. What happened with your scamder?

Oh?

Hi, guys, I'm one of these people that gets a bit stuched into all the ad on Facebook. And I needed a new robotic pool cleaner. Sure, and of course because I was sety, and they all came up and I was like, oh, that's a good brand, that's a yeah, that looks good. But sixty bucks that's pretty cheap. Pretty sure, that's a scam. But I'm going to do it just in cake on the off chant.

I'm just going to test them.

It's worth a risk, am.

All right, it's worth the risk. Well four months later, I'm still waiting for it to come in the post.

So no, I was like.

God, that's terrible.

And then and then you call it the company, They're like, what are you talking about. We're not a pool cleaning company. We're something completely different.

Now, can you remember that time I ordered that botox cream from China?

Yeah? I thought there were so many red flags, Like it was literally there's about sixteen red flags and you're like, no, no, no, no, good deal, and really trust these guys in this space cheap.

In the botox and it came in like a little package and it was bright blue. It's like fluorescent blue. I want to get someone in here to try it because I'm not prepared to do it myself. Let's go to Angie for what was your scam?

So we wanted a new puppy and yes, you know where this is going. So we found the stars on Facebook and it's beautiful tottle puppy. Oh no, we decided we wanted one, and they sent us photos progress photos of puppy getting bigger, and they asked for a five hundred dollars deposits, but pay it through paypalal and pay to friends so that they can get it immediately. Anyway, long story short, we paid the deposit collection they came. They told us to meet us at a specific bed. No, there was no.

Puppy, Angie. When we went through the process of getting our little toy, Vitor said same thing, like, there are so many scams out there when it comes to buying a puppy.

We were absolutely devil. We love animals and we started in love with this little puppy. We even when Arson bought toys and a basket and everything, a little bed for this puppy.

It was horrific, honestly, Angie, there's a special place in hell for people who scam people over puppies.

Poppies the worst.

Let's go to Julia. If you lost some money to Julia.

Yes, I got a text message saying very convincing with the banks you know logo, and saying that someone was trying to scam me through my banking count So I hit that link. Don't ever hit the link people.

Yeah.

So then what happened, Well, I spoke to a human being. Yeah, he extremely clever, used all the banking language, and when I followed this up with the bank, the bank used exactly the same language as what he had you.

Oh my gosh.

Well, it was the day before a fairly significant birthday party, so it was somewhat distracted and I just don't need this. So he convinced me to.

Transfer my entire bank account into his bank account.

And because I had done that, there was nothing.

I could do.

But oh my gosh, what are we talking, Julie.

How much did you lose?

Eighteen and a half thousand?

Seek for you, Julia?

So I did.

I did fight it.

I went through the almusmur, went through members of parliament, Beholture.

Bank and I got fired round back from the bank because they hadn't really behaved that well. Yeah, but just don't hit the link. That's the moral of the story.

The bank.

Yeah, good advice. Oh that's awful.

The problem is people praying on beautiful soul people like yeah, and yourself as well. We've said this for a long time. You are a scammerst dream And I'll leave you with a quick little example. I've had this lifelong battle with my tona where it's a bit of a focus in there. We're trying to get on top of it. So, Jody, where'd you come back from? It was gold coaster? Jody comes back from gold coasts Like, guess what? I found? This remedy from a bloke, a random bloke who had

He give me a call within two months. He said crazy.

His name is Ray, and I can tell you right now, it absolutely does nothing. And I look at the contents. It says it's got juniper, black pepper and cast royal and that's it, right. So your intentions was so beautiful and so pure. Yeah, that's sixty bucks down.

The goods.

Those who went off to Taylor Swift, well lucky duck, well done.

My entire feed was clogged up with Taylor Swift picks all across the weekend, which is not great. If you didn't get to go.

No's okay, we missed that.

You want to be happy for other people.

But sometimes it's hard, Sometimes.

Hard domes, it's hard to shelve your own needs. And once yeah, be happy for other people.

And one of those people who went along was our boss Josh, who works here at nov an Ars little perk of the job, and then our own abouts or late Sunday night, he sent us through a little text about an interesting encounter that he had.

That's celebrity encountry.

Awkward celebrity encounter if you had one spell jump on the front foot, get involved. Thirteen twenty four to ten. He sent through a little message that reads embarrassing story for me. After the concert, I was walking back to the hotel with the record label. We ran into a guy called Paul. I was introduced to him, shook his hand at search. I thought to himself, Jesus, this guy looks familiar. Anyway, long story short, it was Paul Kelly.

Kelly a few years. Oh wow, I mean, it's only Paul Kelly.

The only way that could have been worse is if you kind have said, oh hey, Paul, what do you do Paul?

What do you get up to your spare time?

Yeah?

Got any interest in hobbies?

Yeah?

And even worse, you go he goes, my name's Paul Kelly, and go Paul Kelly. Oh my gosh, the famous Sidney swanping.

Yes, wow, you were great blow medlists. Oh my goodness, didn't you have some talent? You Ever had any awkward celebrity encounters?

Look the one that straight away goes there you with which I think I've told you before, with Craig McDermott, Oh, famous cricketer, famous Astralian cricket I just got inducted to the Australian Cricket Hall of Fame. And I don't know what his problem was, but I said, if you had to sum up one particular moment, your favorite mane across your career, what would it be? His response was, is

Yeah?

And we ended up cutting the interview shore Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I think we even said, Craig, you're not into this, so let's just leave it here. Yeah, yeah, you've done this too much this morning.

Yeah.

I had a similar encounter with a cricketer once. When I first started seeing my first husband, we went out for dinner, and I was the entire Australian cricket team, daunting for a young twenty something year old. And I was sitting next to a guy called Paul Rifle. Can you remember him?

Oh, Rockett Occord a rocket, pistol. Pistol, that's right, of course, pistol, right, rocket.

Yeah, Well it's funny you should mention that, because like I was trying to do a small talk and I was just like this young kid, not not what to say or what to do. And he had like he had a rifle in his ear, so like an earring.

Oh my gosh, which was actually a rifle. It was actually that's nice, that's slick.

And I think I said something stupid like I don't know, oh, that's a cool earring. And he's like, yeah, it's a pistol.

It's a pistol.

Okay, right, that's your nickname. I get it now.

Yeah.

Anyway, he turned to the person on his left after I just sat there like a mute for a long time because I was so overwhelmed and overawed, and I heard him say to the person next to him, does this chick even talk? Or what?

He said that loud enough so you could definitely hear it.

Yeah, thirteen twenty fourteen, let's still it this morning. Your awkward celebrity encounters.

Also, Pistol can confirm, yes, she definitely does.

What about the irony of that I was going to have a fifteen year career on the radio.

Yes, I do talk, Thank you talk consistently a lot.

Yeah, to the point where you have to block your ears.

Off the time.

Rosy stuff. All right, awkward celebrity encounters? Have you had one?

Just talking about our boss v Neck Josh, who went to Melbourne to watch Taller Swift on the way home with the record label, ran into just like a little known performer.

Yeah, what was his name again? Oh that's right, Paul Kelly and.

One of the greatest musicians that this country's ever produced. He's our Bob Yllain.

But yeah, I mean I would have played to a door if it was me in the situation. That's up to you.

I mean, we can sit here and play Paul Kelly tracks until the cows come home.

Unfortunately for our boss Josh, he didn't recognize Paul. He got introduced to Paul and then he's like, Hi, nice to meet you, and then at the end realized it was the Paul Kelly.

Bless Paul Kelly for not really making a fuss. He's going along with it.

Yeah, exactly right. Let's go to because we are talking your embarrassing celebrity encounter. Let's go to Tenure.

Hey, Tenure, good morning, beautiful people.

How are we say that anytime? Tenure? What was yours?

Oh? In the late eighties, I was doing a photo shoe because I was doing a lot of media work with a footballer. Just a moment and so we did the We did the shoe. Everything was lovely, he was lovely. And then he turned to me afterwards and he said, oh, oh, so you do you Barrack O was from South Australia. He said, oh, so do you Barrack on my team? And I said, oh, yes, yes, my brother barracks the Tigers. I didn't know any other team, so I said, let go the Tigers. He looked at me.

With discuss obviously, Yeah he is Carlton.

I know that now.

Oh my god, I wish the ground would swallow me up. And he just looked at me and I just went, oh, someone told me. About five seconds after he walked away from me, and I was like somebody killed me.

Yeah, particular the rivalry of turning the Blues and the Tigers. That's like going up to Tyler Walkerman like I love that you play for the pounds.

Yeah, thank you, Dania. It's going to Mark. What was your awkward celebrity encounter? Mark? Who didn't you rat?

I fand take my morning everybody. I had a couple actually, Rachel Ward, but I was used to work the hairdresser for many years in Sydney. Yes, And I was in Broadway shopping opt Us and she was in front of me and I was like, oh my god, thiss. Rachel got to say hello. I was like, Ahi, you know, I really love to enform thirty you know, dead Men were plays. She went yeah and turned back around and I was like, oh my god. I thought about two

Yes.

He came into the salon one day when I was working in Surry Hills, Yes, and I was like, oh my god, it's I'm warry. You know what I mean because we used to watch the Sarlovan's. Of course, it's being a good auntie boy. And I said, I really love to fell great show.

Brother.

Yeah, I'll just take shampoo. Thanks, like come, I yeah.

Conditioned with that.

Full on.

I don't even get me started on Richard Wilkins. Nice in Sydney for a while and yeah, like cold the Fish, that one was like whatever you go.

Really nice part of the family. Our Richard too.

I'll tell you what, Markey, you certainly have a few stories to tell her. Reckon, you could write a bit of a memoir, mate.

I've got some beauties, although you know, I met some really lovely people too. I was lucky enough to do Katie Donovan's Here at the Deadlys. What a fantastic human being she was, and saying that Jessica Melboy such a gracious, gracious girl. I started in love with her straight away. She was so good to the students. She was fantastic.

That's really nice. Did she sing a lot, Mark Jessica Melbourn, Yeah.

Yeah, she did well. But we were doing all the hair for her backup dancers and from the Bangala because I actually knew one of the boys get Me Drop and Mane Stop at Girlfriends ray On one of the bank go of dancers, and he was I had a great career in Sydney doing hairdressing. It was a real lot of fun and Jessica Malboy I love you a bit and talking about it again, I'm not sure and I'm getting confused.

Lechard Wilkins, Mark, thank you so much.

You can come on anytime and dish the dirt about celebrities.

That's the energy. Mark's energy.

I love that, honest, everyone's energy in this room and just really brought it.

We had a really nice, RESTful, peaceful night. I like to try and get seven hours in Jode's. That's so unrealistic sometimes, Well.

It's for us that's nine till four, isn't it. So that's not too bad.

Yeah, it's just if you toss and turn. If you've got a five month old at home as well, you keep year because he's on sort of forty five minute blocks. Yeah, it's just not going to work.

When is this wine going to end? Jerking?

It's my personal winch and I don't really have to do anything. My poor wife is such a zombie a them pushing through it.

Oh no, all this.

Your sleep position is very very important as well. People who sleep on their stomachs huh are more prone to various health issues and One of the biggest complaints among people who sleep on the front is lower back pain.

Oh no, all those other things I glossed over and when Oh, that's fine.

Facial wrinkles because of the way the position faces your head on the pillow.

Yeah right, how do you sleep at night?

I'm on my tummy.

Ah, that's exactly what I thought. I'll wrinkle face my gates. Well, you look like you've got the face of a twenty five year old. But you sleep on your stomach?

Yes, I do.

I do you even do that?

I don't know. That's the only way I can get comfortable. And I remember going to the physio once to complain about lower back issues. Is like, you sleep on your stomach, don't you. I was like, yes, he guyes, please stop doing that. I grow up like you're not a six month old baby. Okay, that's what you.

Sorry, no more milk from the bottle for you.

And give up that dummy.

Thanks, you're in your foy for goodness sake, Producer Emily, How do you sleep?

What your what's your go.

To position at the moment, it's I do. I am sleeping on my side, but for a long time I fall asleep easily on my back. But I have to have a caveat for that because I have to have the quilt tucked up under one hip and then on the other side, I have a pillow tucked up underneath one of my legs, so I'm not flat on my back.

You like a vampire. You're a lot. I am a lot. You're a lot to deal with.

I know you can.

Picture as well. You just sleep on my back in a coffin and all comes with that is just the most epic snoring of all the time.

Would be delight. That actually sounds like Michael, So that's interesting.

Yeah, okay, there you go.

I need to make some changes. Thanks show all right, Yeah, just do what I did? Well, sleep standing up.

Jod's here's Christian bar from American Psycho. I like to do so girls, did you know I'm utterly insane.

Yes, he's absolutely insane. He's done something very very unusual for a celebrity, which we'll talk about after seven o'clock. But while we are on the topic of psychos here's a headline that didn't surprise me at all. There could be far more female psychopaths then previously thought, as I mean amongst four beautiful ladies.

Very careful from the Buttuda advocate, because this is right.

This is not satirical.

Well, it's commonly believe that more men are living with the condition of psychopathy. One expert believes women are not being recognized as often due to their subtle, less obvious behavior.

So we're smarter psychopaths.

Well did I say that wrong?

No?

But did a man write this?

What do you mean? Probably? Yeah, yeah, of course I don't think a women did. She should be batting for the other women.

Finally, it's some bloke who's just really having a tough time, isn't it. There could be a great deal of female psycho bust out there, it's just harder to spot them. It's from doctor Clive Body, who would have thought he's an expert on psychopaths in the corporate world. He explained that we not be able to spot the condition women because their behavior is just a little bit more.

See, we're clever about it.

That's the thing your eyes. I reckon, is it what.

Makes his psychopaths?

Though?

Well, I think for you, I reckon for you news read abature obsession with our true crime has probably a bit.

Of a dead giveaway, hasn't that that?

What do you mean?

Your dream is to one day be the subject of the podcast.

At either like first on scene or find them.

Or yeah, I don't want to be the subject of it. I want to be I want to solve a crime.

Do you know?

I always say how depressing if like someone's going through a podcast and your episode comes.

Up and they skip it because it's so interesting. So like when you first brought this to our attention, I was like, that is ridiculous. Women are not psychopaths. But then when I assess you to and you were absolute obsession with true crime and the fact that you both have to get up at an old godly hour and you scare the Bejesus at yourself by listening to said podcasts, I think you're onto something.

Oh okay, but also diversion classic. I'm just being sub classic psychotic behavior.

If you ask any of my ex boyfriends, they'd agree with you.

Yeah.

Wow, sleep pypath You know I did this morning driving in. I've had no sleep because of Pink last night, and I'm listening to a podcast and then I had to shower at work this morning, and I honestly thought someone was going to come through that bathroom door. I really have this feeling of someone's there at watching me. There's no one here, no one that was hazy.

So you know, it's been very silent in the situation as well.

Producers aree yeah, classic psychotic behavior, just taking it all in very subtle.

You know.

What the issue is is that we have to turn into psychos sometimes because you don't listen number one. Number two, we ask multiple times for you to do things or whatever, and we have to ask you all the time to get things done.

And that's why we change psycho.

Thank you very much. I do like this haircut. I just got it. I think we can all agree that.

In this team there's a bunch of psychos. Can we can we can we aground that wait, hang on, get away from me, go get away from me.

Ah.

Yes, the absolute best time of the week. We've said that since day dish Joe's before we speak of.

The beautiful creatus Ryan Fitzgerald. I'm just a little bit of housekeeping.

So yes, sday, doing a promo that was going to run throughout the day, just talking about what we're going to do today.

So for those who don't know, a promo are the things that run throughout the day. They obviously pre recorded.

Yeah, I didn't quite go to plan when we were trying to sprook our mate Fitzy, our other favorite South was he Fizzy.

And as we know, I mean situations like that, we're beautiful. Nicknames are born.

So ladies and gentlemen, please say good morning to Ryan Fisty Fitzgerald.

My heart skipped a beat, yes, and I thought, oh no, the story's finally out. And I was when I got delested. I was doing a tough finance, became a mortgage. Dave was a lovely guy. Next thing you know, next thing you know, next thing you.

Know, Jody and Hazy.

You're talking about it everywhere. You can call me fifty. I've been called worse. Yeah, you know. I was after the five k kilometer time trial, I was shitsy there for a while, so I think I definitely wasn't a fighter back in the day, so it couldn't have been because I was clipped in my hands.

Yeah, I wasn't really that we posted it if you want to check it out, it's on the Jody and Hazy Instagram page. But the funny part is Fitzy Hazy said it, and then I got the giggles and couldn't regroup and I was, you know, berated by my producer. However, at the time, you thought you called him Fizzy.

Didn't you got I said Fizzy.

And then when I when we replayed it and I heard it for the first time, jeez, Fitzy, I had to I had to lie down and I need a guy water.

It was and then there was this moment where Hazy was just over you, laughing, let's.

Get out of here. Come on, Yeah, Fizzy was that funny? Fisty.

That is funny because I got the uncontrollable giggles. You're getting mad at me because I couldn't spit out my words without really realizing what you said. So apologize is the point.

Sorry, I'm more than happy to have fisty Fridays, and can somebody please drop that.

What was the king a port along the south.

Drop?

Please drop that? All right, I'm not coming back next week.

You can roll me fifty all you want.

That is news, Arena Abbit, clame.

Her for that one.

Take it out.

We'll We were talking a little earlier in the show actually about the things that you used to get back in the day, real cheap, like your school lunch orders and that sort of stuff, like you know, is this that?

Is this the prices at Adelaide over bucket of chips six eighty.

Or something verging towards seven bucks. It's outrageous.

Oh my god, good chips.

Do you remember at primary school when you when you ordered fifty cents with the chip chok buds you got fifty chok buds, yes, fifty yeah, one cent each. And then like I remember, lunch orders were so good when you could smell it coming down the whole way, and we used to get the crumb saucy sausages, which also when you became a teenager, if you went down the beach, you'd get one of.

Those as well. But that's so true though, it is it's really hard.

It definitely kills the mood that's became fifty for.

It's all coming out. I can't wait for this memoir.

I used to yeah, no, I used to get a chocolate milk, a crumb sausage and fifty chalk bards like that is that was just you could get that for a round about three dollars.

Yeah.

I remember walking home from Ogilby High School, which was an all girls school in downtown Hobart Zy and I'd stop at the corner store and get fifty cents worth of chips. And you've never seen so many chips in your life.

Crazy, It's just it's ridiculous. Now you don't enjoy the footy much.

When you have to pay six eighty for a back.

Of the chips.

I mean, I love that you're pretending like you're not in a box every.

Time there's people desperately trying to buy you beers as well.

I feel so I feel so sorry for all the peasants. No, I have been a peasant my whole life.

Dear, thank you so much for joining us. I'm sorry about what happened during the week with your nick names.

So just a quick decision fifty or see what are you going? Just call me Ryan? Thanks?

Ryan?

Gotcha? Thanks mate, dear.

Diary, time for some real self reflection. This week, I've learned a lot of things about myself, or lots of tidd bits of information.

If you will, sure the little bits of the little tiddley weak bits of information that you need badly week bits of information?

Am I right there? Apps?

Are you two okay? Today? Apparently I have a very short attention span. You're listening out for this song this morning from our mate Red Food.

Yes, you need to concentrate in the moment because that song just played. And our this morning is Eleanor from Hallett Cove. So congratulations to Eleanor.

Like super sure, Chris, what are they calling the opening round tonight?

Yeah?

Yeah, did you say?

What are they calling the opening round tonight?

I've also discovered I'm a cow.

It is chuting you for the first time.

Jody is our cow, which we get into milk daily.

Jody's just out and all fours right now. I'm missing Jody.

And I have a complicated family tree, you know, speak from Tazzy and all my name K needed a the cover.

Oh of course you did. Of course you did.

Shut up.

That's wholesome, Gord.

You annoy me and here's the twist. Nan was actually my mum as well.

All right, enough about me, let's get to know Dutch sprinter femkey bowl. I could hear off and she was your homies. I was like, okay, this is good. Nowik's going in this great is so amasy.

We'll speaking of producers are before and she was like, do you know that reminds me of this shrimp from shark Tail?

That's true. Now a baby and I took it all because she passed away, but I still tak car of all. My wofriend Tom raand joined us with his thoughts on International Women's Day. Well I didn't say, okay, that was taken a touch out of context, but Jodie the Cow did it. Hazy also had some random thoughts.

Sally staring at Connor Rosie's.

Well, Dorry, my co host, managed to work bats into absolutely everything this week. You got to keep it going for that important message coming up.

Sorry.

Sorry you even combined Batman and Benson Boone.

You guys, they're the last fall cold Decembers, are we?

Cole? Can I see my family months?

I found a dom.

Stand by for the Batman, Benson Boone and Fimky Bowl mash up.

I could hear how she was behaving, so I was like, okay, this is your knowing to going.

It's ride is so lazy. Then the last fall cold Decembers are we cole. This week ended with a love triangle between Shelby Abby and the General.

We were both drunk when we met at the cafe. You caught my eye, I flashed my tail, and then you came my way. Here she comes. Man, you babe.

You said, hey, my name's abb Be.

Nice to meet you. I said, what's up? I'm the bird on the door, and well played, because you're about to get play bay.

Sorry to all the bat peacock and Fimkey bowl lovers go off this weekend, Kings and queens, This ride is so lazy.

They're the last lot of cold decevers.

I recall, Oh my love Jody