Take a seven, your coffee, sell is your seat. This is Jody is hazy having grown mature age men with their hats on backwards.
Discuss see, I'm a grown mature age man.
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. May I correct you there? You're a grown man. Yes, you're no mature.
Yes, but I'm pushing forty and hats on backwards for me out of the question.
It's not an option anymore.
Really, I think you could get away with it. Really anyway. We'll get back to that in just a moment. Because David Spirris, who was the former former leader of the Liberal Party, obviously took off to Scotland for a family wedding. After he said I've had a gutful, had a gutful of you mob. I don't want to be the leader anymore. Blah blah blah. Then he lost his front bench seat. It's all been a big pilava.
He did the Marilyn Monroe. So you can't handle me my worst, you don't deserve my best. We appreciate that.
From so he arrived back yesterday to the airport from Scotland. He got what we call in the industry bounced by some reporters where you basically just stick a microphone in someone's face when they're minding their own business.
Yeah, we've got some of that audio as well. This is what he said, cow buggery.
He paraded through the airport. He was wearing his hat backwards. He was wearing a hoodie and a backpack, which just has shades of seventeen year old boy. Can you get away with that? Producer, Zoe your jen z Can you actually, as a grown man where your hat backwards?
It depends on the man. Okay, I reckon spears. He put it off, excuse there was a real I don't gaf about life right now attitude with him walking through. And you know what, if the right person, maybe that's hot.
Yeah see I'm I'm I like a good cat backwards especially, and you'll be shocked to hear this on Sportsman.
Did you not at training?
Yeah?
AFL boys are at training and they're all wearing their hats back.
Yeah.
Hello for me, was and I remember because I even I went, Wow, that's some b D energy right there.
And I don't even know what that term was.
Back in the day when Ben Cousins got done and he was going off to rehab in America to fix himself up, and he went to the airport. He was ripped his shreds and he's had on backwards and even the boys were like boy boy.
Bad boy energy too. It is b D energy and bad boy energy BB.
It's a bit of a thing, like notoriously that a backwards hat makes a man much much hotter.
Like probably twenty. I think twenty.
I think. I think if you're a four out of ten, but you flip your hat around, you maybe a six.
Yeah, okay, especially if you've got receiving hair too, and it covers it up.
Right.
I don't. I didn't just look at him. I pointed to him. Go back to the cab, check the tapes.
Ladies got.
Here, I go, eyebrows.
I'm very surprised.
You also, you've just debunked the theory twenty twenty percent less harm.
I was waiting for it. Am I still at four? Or am I now fives?
Are?
What are your eyebrows in?
He's ready to come up the eye.
No, no, no, no, you've just got too far in your Anything that will working during the.
Psycho is it working? Its working? You get away from me, ladies, get off here.
You.
All right, ladies, buck yourselves up. Let's talk about this. Yeah, that's strong.
The Body and Soul of twenty twenty four Sex Census has been released.
I'm waiting for it.
We the latest survey, the first of five years. It studies the sex lives of more than two thousand people aged between eighteen seventy five.
And also, for the.
First time in a long time, Gen zas are now involved. So welcome forard to guys. Good to have you. And this was a very very interesting first up is really nice spare spot over in this big giant bath of ours past the soap. But we don't usually bay the boomers. No, welcome to the party. And here's an interesting statistic which
has been pushed by a generation ze. Now almost a quarter of people that's one and four jodes, thank you, now identify as bisexual, homosexual, pants sexual or asexual compared to previous generations where it was much more swayed in the heterosexual environment, which I would say is because people now are much more open about the sexuality, which is a really really good thing.
So one in four people you say, yes, that's amazing.
I don't know what a pan sexual is to by one thing.
Zero attracted to the person for being the person, not their gender, or thank you you're here.
Classic gen Zan in the room.
Now that's cool, and quite seriously, I think it's really cool that people feel so comfortable now in their space that they're more than happy to admit to their sexuality.
Because I'm going to give you example.
So can you imagine me as a young guy growing up in the country, like I would feel like now, it's fantastic and really nice that we're in a society where you can tell people exactly what you are and everyone goes that is fantastic.
It seems pretty obvious, doesn't it. But it wasn't always like that.
It's so true, ridiculous.
Here's some of the shock findings.
OK of the twenty twenty four sex census, eleven percent think checking out a stranger amounts to cheating. One in ten say the same for liking a person's social media post.
What do you.
Mean, Greg, God, he's the dirtiest bird on the planet.
He's veering off into dangerous territory when he's liking youngsters doing their dance videos.
It turns out to be his daughter. And you've got to be so account open space.
Money is the source of most arguments for Aussie couples.
That probably makes a lot of sense.
Yeah, one of four Australians say they would forgive their partner for cheating. Well, fifty two percent say it is a deal breaker.
Where do you sit in that space?
Well, I know for a fact that if I got done for cheating, Car's not forgive me. No, I just know I certainly am not about to put myself in space where I test that theory. No, I don't Yeah, she's not forgiven me.
Yeah, okay, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I think would you give up the life that you've created together if your partner came to you and said I did something really really stated, I'm really sorry they gave it up.
If that's if that's not a warning side grip and I don't know what's going on.
I'm just saying. I'm saying, like my husband and I have created this beautiful life together. I don't know if i'd walk away from it if he did something silly.
No, Okay, there you go.
That's not a green light. By the way, Greg's gotta go off trip. That's not a go for it, young man. That is just that is genuinely how I feel. I love our life together.
Okay, And finally, he's a stat for if fifty percent say good hygiene is the most desirable characteristic in a potential partner. That's above sexual compatibility, looks and attractiveness and lastly intelligence, So we prioritize intelligence the least when finding a desirable.
Yes, well done, society done.
She is the dumbest thing I've ever met. Yeah, but she's hot.
Bro, Thank you so much for what's about to happen, because you have allowed me to bring my little bff in from ten Yews. First, her name is Tiff Warn. She is the weather girl. She's sunshine and light personified. Good morning.
What else am I gon?
Keep going going, very skinny, very yes, modest, Yes, simball.
I know you're very energetic, almost like you've had one too many coffees, which is a good thing.
Here's bottoline adhd.
Yes, we would get over there.
All right, Tiff, You're going to be a special guest for one of our favorite segments.
Jody and Looseless.
Yeah.
Traditionally it's just a little listening exercise for one Jody Odi, who's getting better in this space.
Well, hang on, it's one of my best mates here.
Do I listen? Do I listen? Properly?
Love you? So this is a little game where we're going to prop some noise canceling headphones on you, Tiff worn from ten news first, and Hazy is going to mouth something to you, and you then have to tell us exactly what our boy Andrew has said.
Ah, so, Tiff, you were about to go into your own little world, which is quite common. We're going to turn up the music right now so Tiff cannot hear a word that we are saying.
And now the elevator music is on.
And you have to make some hand signals to make sure that she's looking at my mouth.
You're ready, Here we go. Once in a blue moon.
What did you just call me?
Feel free in this space whatever you feel as being said. Okay, headphones are back on.
Once in a blue moon.
Oh when in bloom bloom, of course.
One more time, one more time, once in a blue moon, in a.
Blue moon, once in a bloody blue moon.
This might be a strength of yours.
Who you it will be my first strength so far.
A snake got my lunch happens all the time.
I think you just said, I snack on my lunch.
One more time, all time.
It doesn't make sense, but it's what you said.
I love how she's telling you what you said.
A snake got my lunch?
Did you I sat on my lunch? She'll get it your lunch, isn't it? It's your lunch. She'll get it this one more time, but enunciate better. Thank you so much. A snake got my lunch.
A snake on my lunch.
It was a snake got my lunch.
That doesn't I mean we've all been there. We've been there to.
Enjoy delicious lunch and then bangs snakes.
Onn got my lun random snakes.
God, damn snakes on the damn place.
Snake's on a lunch.
Last one. Here we go. Let me lick your face.
Oh my god.
I don't know if I can say that on the radio and.
Let me lick your face.
I'm just going to respond by saying, absolutely not.
Do you think you've got it? What do you think it is?
Let me yeah, your face? Coming back to this sixth.
Studio every again, you're all.
Tell your friends, let's talk about Katie Perry, shall we? You just wonder if Katie is at the particular moment in her career where there's a bit of a crossroads. Which way is she going to go? She's going to keep on heading towards a promised land or she going to veer off into.
The crazy part.
Okay, look, we.
Love her music, particularly back in the day mats her guilty.
I always wonder with artists who have so much success early on in their career and have such bangers and it's ten years on, how do you follow that up?
How do you take you to the next level?
Yeah, consistency is sometimes so high when you start on such a high level.
And then everyone were Madonna of if everyone's like a Madonna's done, and then she comes out with a couple of absolute you know, belt is in her fifties.
And I feel like Rihanna has been pretty inconsistent Beyonce, Gaga, all those top shelf artists. So Katie was recently on a podcast or maybe it was an interview.
She said this in.
Terms of what her and Orlando Bloom the husband, get up to, in terms of I don't know a bit of a reward system. Make what you will of this, Joe.
Some of my love languages is acts of service. So it's like, if I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean, and you've done it all, and you've done all the dishes and you've closed all the pantry doors, you better be ready to.
Get your sucks. I mean, like literally, that is.
My love language. I don't need a Redferrari.
I can buy a Redferrari just the.
B has second. Sorry, don't who knows fucks?
That's fucked, its fucks.
It's fun.
What did they say at the end, It's fus like facts.
I think it's supposed to be facts, but it sucks. I've got to say.
When I opened up my phone this morning and I saw Katie Perry being interviewed, I didn't think she was going to say that I don't reckon a Lando Bloom. Thought she was going to say that either no, absolutely very good than the dish.
Too, by the way, orlanda Look.
I like it when my husband does the dishes as well, and I would just sort of write that up as being in a partnership and part of his domestic role. I certainly would not reward him in that.
I don't get any idea screen.
And also on top of that, does she sound really Unhinged. Who knew you did the best Katy Perry.
I found my corge.
My best impersonation is unhinged Katy Perry.
