OFF AIR | We 'Relax' You With Some ASMR 😌

Morning, every day Adelaides Ladies and Gents weld podcasts where it can be just a little bit looser.

Joe.

It's not too loose because you don't want to get fired or put in job, but you can sort of tiptoe on the boundary of what is and isn't inappropriate, you know what I mean.

There are rules and regulations when you're speaking on commercial radio that do not apply in this space, which is probably a good thing.

And someone who unfiltered is she just she should be locked up? Hello, how are we good? I'm good?

But I've had a really interesting message slide into my dms and I thought we might talk about it.

I could probably write a novel on some of the dms that have slid into your inbooks. We probably could.

So the message folder, you can want to take that one of two ways?

Can you?

What's sliding into your inbox are?

The message request folder is a very interesting slash scary play.

I don't go there, yeah, because that's people who are trying to contact you that you're not friends with.

Correct, So I have just kind of given up. I see them and sorry if you've messaged me and it's been a nice message, but I'm too scared to look through them because you know, it could say anything anyway, but this particular one caught my attention. So this person obviously listens to our show and messages saying you have the best newsreader voice in at all age.

It was really nice.

And then he said you should do an ASMR video along the lines of that. I can't actually find the message, but anyway, long story short, you should do ASMR. And I have screenshot at it and sent it to Josh Morrow, our camera guy, and gone, mom, I'm scared, picked me up anyway.

So Josh has got up with.

This brilliant idea, as he does because he hates us. And you're going to explain I don't know what ASMR is. I don't. It's yeah, I have no idea what's going on? So can you explain it?

Okay, Hi guys. Yeah, So I've been on the interwebs and I've looked up what ASMR is.

It's an autonomous sensory meridian response.

Okay, can you stop it?

No?

No, no, no, This is the whole bit of how it works.

Okay.

It's a tingling sensation in the scalp and the back of the neck. Combined with a sense of well being. Right, It's experienced by twenty percent of the population in response to very specific gentle stimulus.

Okay, does this feel weird? But I've kind of like got tingling up the back of my neck that's working on me.

Just kind of scooch over here for just the thing.

I mean, Am I supposed to feel a rouse because it don't.

I feel a bit nauseous.

No, I don't feel rouse, but I've got tingling down the back of my neck.

Right, So when I was googling it, it's very specific that it is not sexual. Oh, it is just a very chill response. Okay, if you don't feel anything, you're in the eighty percent of people. But don't Okay, but I don't know if I'm great at it. So I have got an example of someone who's checking you into a day spa, Okay, to show you what it sounds like.

Okay, your skin.

Will be looking that's specdacular. So she'll have all of the necessary products and tools laid out for you when you arrive. Here's a little reminder card so you don't forget your appointment. Is that nine three?

Your skin is spectacar.

It sounds like she's about to be like, I love your skins so much, I'm gonna wear it like a soup.

That just makes me angry that audio, because it's like when you go for it and new boys won't understand this, but when you go for a massage or you go for a facial, and they spend ninety eight percent of the time telling you what products are you using and trying to sell them to you. How would you like this beautiful moisturizer that your skin will shrivel up and die without. It's only four hundred and ninety dollars per thirty meals.

It always gets off.

Just give me a facial and shut up with the sales pitch.

It's like when you go and get laser and they always oh, do you want the after care treatment and the blah bla blah, And I always go, oh, i've got someone home.

From so do I yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, oh no, I've got that tona that got nine thousand dollars.

Sorry, let's test this, They josh, you reckon? Okay, Yeah, So I thought i'd come.

Up with a bunch of scenarios where you guys could have a crack at doing some asmr PA. So I jumped online and there's like getting a haircut or being checked into a hotel, and I thought, okay, well those have been done to death. So what I thought we could do is take some very.

That's nice.

You'll get the tingles now, tapping your nails.

It is this part of it.

I thought we could take some very stressful scenarios and try and be relaxing. Abby, would you like to go first? I've got one here for you. You are a waitress and the person listening has had their card declined while trying to pay for lunch for all their coworkers.

Get the fuck in the back and started condition.

I'm not.

I just want to cry.

I feel nervous.

Really, we're going to start with this.

Hi, how are you? How is your meals today? It comes to one thousand, five hundred and sixty two dollars. Sorry, your card's actually not working.

But it's okay.

I'll try it again. It's definitely not your fault. It's definitely ours. Oh no, it's declined again. Do you not have any fucking money? Mate? Well, it's going to be an issue. You need to go and get some. Maybe even guy at the back and start the dishes. I'm out.

There's no more calmness the next part.

Mum used to say all the time, like kill them with kindness, but also do like if you're going to say anything, rud sate with a smile on your face and then they think that you're being nice, but you don't.

That's why you're always smiling at me.

Yeah, exactly. Oh god, I've known Abby for years now and she's never once cracked a smile at me once.

All right, all right, Jody, you're up next.

I don't know.

Okay, all right, you are the listener's boss, informing them that they have not impressed you enough during the approbation period and to pack up their desk.

Okay, all right, what can I make it, Andrew, because that'll make it more realistic?

Make it make me Tingle? Tingle haven't yet?

Well, I haven't started yet, have I? Okay you Tingle will not punch you in the face.

We do not violence.

Okay, Andrew, would you like to come into my office? We just need to have a little chat. You've been working here for three months now, and as you know, your propation is up, and just so you're aware, we won't be renewing your contract here at no for entertainment? Would you like to stay? Would you like to stay? Andrew? Because you can't because management have got together and management have got together with that a meeting and we've come

You can't.

Why not?

The news reader Abby has failed a complaint and quite frankly, we frown upon this behavior. There is video off you're taking.

You lost your professionals and dump.

When you said the word dump how to go.

I don't know what was going on, but I'm sensing something. It was good or that it's a it's a voice appoint you in a really nice positive direction. But then you're like, hang on, but the words, the contents coming out really really destructive.

Tell you what you're sensing unphoment.

Yeah, wow, I feeling so good? Bad things.

All right? Hazy, bring it home. I think you're gonna hit this on out of the park. You are robbing someone in a dark alley.

In a dark alleys all good evening to you. How are you this fine evening? It's a beautiful watch you have there. I just might just scooch on over there and put my hands on your wrists there and just oh, you're.

So warm, it's beautiful.

I'm just gonna try that watch on, and do you know what, I'm actually probably gonna take that. No, I can't do that, that's fine. This see this thing here, Yeah, it's a genuine shotgun.

I'm going to use that again too if you're not careful.

So just do the right thing. He just give me that watch. Everything's going to be completely fine. No one has to ignore that. It's my security burden. His name is General. He's here to protect me.

He's not going to protect you. I promise I'll.

Use this again. So that's the other leag So now you have two holes in your leg? How does that feel?

Feels awful?

To guess what the next one is coming at your.

Because he came the flies to become the flies, they.

Can smell the blood.

You're gonna be infected. So okay, so it's just nice and quickly finish this off. Give me the rest of.

Your money, and I'll let you, Okay, I don't want to.

Do this again, but.

I'll do what I have to do.

You have yourself a great.

So Sinico. I feel a tingle. I think that might be bloodless hope.

Oh that's the general doing nothing.

The general from the sagont I have a lot of time.

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