Jodie's Husband Greg Unintentionally Ruined Her Weekend

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We had a little bit of fun with the fact that you told a true story. I told a lie, but it was down to the good people of Adelaide to decide.

So what we have discovered as well is that when you have to tell a little porcupy that sometimes you sort of stumble over your words a little bit because lying's not as natural to you as it is for some. That's an endearing quality.

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It was poor radio, though Jody's juice was epic as well.

Yeah.

Bit in the Juice today and we spoke about the fact that Olivia Newton John had an amazing tribute over the weekend.

Also, you gave us a bit of a personal story about what happened on the weekend. Did you have or did you not have a lovely Sunday?

Okay?

So sometimes you have to sacrifice yourself for your children, and that's exactly what I did for.

Four hours yesterday. Four hours for.

The development of one of your children's dancing future. Yep, because as we know, there's a really, really good, solid future in dancing. What does she got to be the next Michael Flatley? She going to be the next Lord of the dance kids at homegoing? Who the hell is Michael Flatley? One of the absolute most iconic river dancers of all time.

Yes, who apparently had to have relations before he went on stage. Anyway, we digress.

It's so true. Wouldn't surprise me?

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But there's something about you today, everyone, So fantastic, lovely, welcome to the podcast.

Chaddy already, how was your weekend?

It was interesting And I'm a little bit nervous about what I'm about to reveal next because it might get me into trouble on the home front.

But you know what I'm going to do, you.

Know what, Just get it out there, get it out of your chest right now.

I will now, yes, actually now, Okay, So I got stitched up yesterday pretty badly. So basically what happened was I have a little dancer in my household. She's nine years old. She lives to dance. She does like twenty classes a week. It's literally my superannuation is going into her dance fund.

And so yesterday I woke up in the morning, she's like, oh, Mommy, you taking me to the dance seminar.

I'm like, oh, yeah, that was the thing that you vaguely spoke about ages ago that I didn't pay attention to. And she's like, yeah, So we have to be there by eleven thirty. It goes to about three thirty and I'm like, okay, cool, I'll drop you off and she's like, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, you don't get to drop me off. You have to stay. I went, what what do you mean I have to stay for four hours? And she's like, yeah, yeah, you got to stay the whole time.

And so what I didn't understand at the time when her dad, and I'm going to say this again, her dad signed her up to this seminar is that you cannot leave.

So once you arrive at eleven thirty, you have to stay. On a beautiful.

Sunday when there's fringe going on and there's all sorts of amazing things happening in Adelaide, you have to stay in a dance hall, in a dance hall Andrew Hayes for four hours and be lectured about how the girls need to enter the stage, why tights are so important.

How many dance competitions they should be, and it was like this real drill down on dance.

And I'm like, this is why my superannuation is going into a dance school, because so I don't have to attend these things and I don't have to understand any of it.

I don't want to understand any of it. And so that happened yesterday.

It's a good solid move by Greg, isn't it.

I don't think he was actually planning this, But what he did was he pleased your daughter and also freed himself.

On Sunday. Did he go play golf?

No, Jenny, Yes he did.

He was free to do whatever he wanted. And I genuinely was happy to be there because it made my daughter happy, and it made her happy to look over and see Mum was sitting there attentively until you know, it got to one thirty and Mum was hungry and went to.

The sushi train. That's fine, and I came back. I came back. That's the whole point. But thirteen twenty four ten, when did your partner stitch you up? That's what I want to talk about this morning.

I'll tell you what.

I'm so blessed that Kara will go to all of these little events and just take it like an absolute champion. And she has been a couple of times where I've had to go to some of these birthday posts two years old, three year old birthday pace and I don't know anyone.

No drop and run, drop and run mates.

It's just dropping off your two years old and a bunch of strangers.

Yeah, that's frowned upon these days.

I get that two is probably a bit young, but the older kids.

Please, I just want to hear from parents drop and runs. Okay, isn't it? Isn't it? That's what you need to do. Thirteen twenty four ten, when has your partners do it'ched you up? Marni from Adelaide, what happened?

I would?

I am sixteen, So it's not related to my partner sitting me up, but it's related to the idea of is it all right to do drop and run?

Yes?

I believe that it is, as long as you check your info. My dad left me at a yoga class do drop and run for an hour? And the yoga class wasn't on.

Elastic, Dad, So that was when was that? Did you say? Long time ago? Money?

Yeah?

A while ago?

No mobile phone? Say hey Dad, you turn, come get me?

No, no mobile phone. I had no sense of directions. Why was this stuck there?

Different back in the day.

It's hard, that's hard, Marney.

I'm so sorry, Kirsty, Christy sorry from old Granella. Hey, hi guys, Sally good good what happened?

Good? So I sent home from picking up my son from childcare and had a little bit of a ranch to my husband out one of the workers and comments she made, and he decided to go in the next day and then have a conversation about everything we said privately, thinking that he was doing the right thing. Elijah then had to walk back in there with my pale between my legs, creteating like I actually never said anything at all.

Oh my god.

How did I understand? I have to see them every day, and he was thought I was.

Doing the right thing having a conversation with her.

I was a classic man. I'm trying to fix it. I just want to fix it.

Oh you dug the whole deeper there though.

Yeah, I couldn't believe that. I went, how could you ever say that to her? That was just me ranting he could stuff.

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D'tte you look, greg Od. He's got some explaining to do.

I think so that much as always, And I know you do your damn best to defend my husband, but on this occasion you got nothing.

He makes it tough sometimes he really does.

He makes it really tricky.

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And if anyone can do it, Justice son't take it to the next level. It's deal time.

Really reticent to do this because I know you're going to cane me.

But I didn't meet her once. I was lucky enough to all right, I won't talk about it anything. No, you didn't say you didn't have to say anything.

You just rolled your eyes.

It's not a visual medium, okay.

Rolled your eyes of me.

I didn't. I took a deep breath to get ready to say. Of course you did.

Okay.

The only reason I'm saying it is because she was as lovely in person as you ever thought, ever imagined she would be.

She was so nice, she was really cool.

That's good. So she's one of good friends. She was one of your good friends. That's what you're trying to say. I've met Delta, by the way.

Oh good view, I mean you've only met Delta.

Conversation.

You've only met Delta because she was like the sister of someone you probably played football with at Central.

Absolutely, No, it's okay for you, all right, for you? Is it?

I just don't go around screaming it from the rooftops, that's all. I'm just kidding. We get it.

You've interviewed a hell he famous people. That's fine. I got to speak to Delta once upon a time, though, I'll take that. That's my climd to phone.

Actually, are you genuinely how you he was so mean to me. I can't say anything anyway.

I met Cody Simpson, Yes I have.

Have you actually yes, so screwous, exactlygeous? Have you actually interviewed so everyone that was speaking about this morning? Have you interviewed Harry Styles?

No? No, I haven't. No, I haven't.

It's a matter of time.

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Yeah, so there you go?

Is your natural face? Just jealous?

I've met a Quaker. That's my game. You tell me you built a time machine? It's hazy on this Daisy welcomes the Monday. How was your weekend? It was good?

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Is it amazing? I'd love to go.

Yeah, do it. It's something you should tick off on your bucket list.

Is saying that the vibes of the first one back in eighteen twenty seven, I'm not sure about it.

I feel a little different to now.

It's a little bit different.

I feel like people might have been a little more reserved about things back then.

Do you reckon yes, just a little for risk.

Of being burned at the steak it.

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Too much flesh on the ankle.

Yeah.

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Gossip, the other one is something you'd find in your dad's bottom draw.

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Now, do you want to go first?

I can if you like? You usually go first, So what do I go first? Okay?

Okay, So a few years ago I actually interviewed a live You're Newton John.

I know that was you.

That's not part of it in your.

Vibe change, You're not funny.

Okay, Actually I interviewed that. I really interviewed anyone. Okay, here's my story and I stand by it. So at my at my school, we did cadets. So basically it's like mini military on you know, whatever it is. I don't know how to explain.

More So, it's about discipline.

It's about discipline.

You learn nothing.

I learned nothing.

I was a rebel at the back, you know, flicking but big little bits of paper mashe and spinning them through the straw. Cool anyway, So long story short. We were in because I went to school in Sydney. We were in Penrith on a bit of a day trip and I thought it'd be really cool to go ahead

That is Ludicrous featuring featuring Usher.

Before I spoke to a grandma who put me in touch with some people from the school and they had to come out and pick me up.

They completely forgot me.

I was almost stranded in the woods by myself as a fifteen year old boy.

He's so scene. That is so ridiculous. A joking about that.

I'm not joking. Well, that's part of the game, so I'm not going to reveal that right away.

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It wouldn't surprise me. What was he like then?

He was lovely, It was so nice.

Would you talk about like what sort of stuff?

It was one of those junkets where they've flow you to Sydney and then you get to sit.

Down do one on one for the radio.

And he was like he was interesting, like a little bit different and hard to crack, you know, like some of those interviews where you sit down and you're like ooh, trying to like you've got eight minutes exactly, eight minutes to make a connection.

Okay, yeah, So what were some of the questions? What was some of the questions?

Like just general discussion.

Okay, so you've got eight minutes with Ludicris? First question? What have you got for him? How are you? Is that what we're talking Jeff Brecky.

I definitely did research.

Yeah, and he's an ask guy.

Yeah.

It was lovely okay, yeah, straight.

Does he have a reputation for being an ask guy? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, did you asked me at his collaboration with Justin Bieber?

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You we're missing in the woods for eight hours, eight hours and to sleep in the woods in Penrith before I stumbled upon a grandma's house and I was rescued by my cool and at the time as well.

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House voucher and just completely absurd.

It's I mean, it's so absurd it just might be true.

So we want a bit of a field trip as part of a kiddet court set my school back in the day and I charged ahead of my group.

I don't know why.

I thought it'd be funny to get back to the bus first, but I got lost.

Yeah.

Ended up being in the woods in Penrith for about seven or eight hours and I ended up stumbling into.

Penrith screaming, go panthers.

I didn't do that, and I summed upon a grandma's house and she put me in touch with the school and they had to come out and pick me up.

I don't know if it's true or not that it's kind of symbolic of your life, just wandering around, lost in the not knowing where you're going.

Yeah, that bit makes sense, doesn't it. It does, so that's very believable.

As for you, you reckon, he interviewed Ludacrous and they flew you up to Sydney or Melbourne, Sydney, Sydney. Yep. You had eight minutes yep to ask him your best ludicrous questions. Yeah, and all these responses were yeah, even though that's little John.

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How you doing guy?

We're great?

Thanks? How are you?

I'm not bad?

Thank you?

Okay? Who's schnitting you?

Okay?

I think the interview of Ludacris is the fib right.

I think we're just getting a little bit too much chuckling as you tell the story.

Yeah, and a.

Little bit of I don't know, I just don't trust the tone of the answers. And I think the Cadet.

Story is almost so ridiculous that you want to believe it?

Is it almost too much detail.

Let me turn this back on you. If you had to ask Ludicrous a question, what would you ask him? For goodness sake?

Oh goodness? What's your favorite thing about Australia.

That's not bad? That's not bad?

Okay, Sarah.

Yeah, I'm so pleased for you because you've got one hundred dollars to spend so much. Never interview Ludicrous and as if they find me to send me to interview Ludicrous. And I cannot believe that you got lost in the woods for like seven hours.

It's insane, It's actually it's really quite outrageous. The thing about it is, which is actually quite endearing. You're not good at lying eight.

Horrible, I'm terrible, Sarah. Thanks for picking me up.

Let me no worries than you guy.

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And three bestas are off to edge hearing VOD style.

We're doing this for the first time, so we're all learning along with me because I don't know what's about to happen.

All I know is I saw you and a guitar on Friday, Yes, doing.

Some singing, just trying to cover some edge hearing songs. Yes, So what we're doing is it'll be I mean, every single edge hearing song is pretty iconic, isn't it totally tucked? And sometimes you don't even need the lyrics to I'll be able to identify the song.

So we thought, why don't we.

Just mash it up with some absolutely outrageously random lyrics. For example, I mean, maybe it's, you know, the description of a delicious nutri grain bra okay, mixed together with an edge hearing song.

Can you work out what edge hearing song this is?

Bum Mini bolts, Conner Swede and runs and of Chuck.

I liked it?

Are you the hankering for neutra grain?

Now?

Neither? All right?

It's going to shell from Lockles?

Oh wow?

Okay, Well, where you're.

Coming aggressively hot, you're still you're still you're still far too hot.

Okay, So we just need to we just need to keep some composure.

Okay, So can you correctly identify the edge heer and song and really think?

You know?

I'll just play the first be again for you really really quickly. Okay, just really stop and think about this. Okay, that's all I'm going to get you. What's your answer? No?

What's wrong?

Is wrong?

You press the right button? Please? That's so mean, Michelle, you've got air chearing.

She'll got it Wrongtunately, let's go to Sarah from Windsor Gardens.

I thought hello, I thought that was right.

So are you there? Yeah? Okay, now you heard the previous guess yeah, have you got an answer for us? Is it the ape.

I've just worked out. You're the only one in the room that realized that Michelle got it wrong on Michelle?

Oh no, But Sarah just swooped in very Stephen Bradbury like and picked up these tickets. Congratulations, thank you so much.

Oh jeez, that was a real heart in the mouthtop set up. There, wasn't it?

Real adventure?

You almost just give it away for goodness sake?

Sorry, Hey, well done, Sarah. Congratulations, You're gonna have the best time.

Thank you.

No, Welcome to Ed, cheering back to Alaide next Tuesday for his mathematics tour. Kevin and Jodi and Hayes when you were there. We're playing Guest the Ed all week.

We got there.

In the end, I just really got caught up in Michelle's enthusiasm.

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Just a quick one.

If you could let me know when the MIC's are on, that'd be great. So that's all fair. Conversation doesn't translate on it.

It's fine because it is your first time doing this. You know it's on me. That's on me.

So I was just talking about you've got a lot on it Channel seven today.

Sean, can you go Burt Jody as well?

Change my nappy.

You're not.

If you've got a dummy too, that'd be great. It's just got weird.

It's been fun. This morning we played a first edition of Guess the d You try to tickets to the wrong caller. But that's okay, we'll play again tomorrow. We're doing this all week.

She was so excited.

I thought she got it right, like she was convinced she got it right. So it just kind of rubbed off to me.

I was like, yes, well done, no in.

Correct, Ian to do it all again tomorrow for guess Yeah, and Judge Jodie.

Returns, Oh, yes, big one tomorrow.

So this is bridesmaide territory, which can get very very precarious. Like it's essentially when you choose a bridesmaid, it's like saying you're my best friend, and you're my best friend, and then if you get left.

Out, you're like, oh, okay, maybe I'm not that close.

And what we will discuss tomorrow as well is that things have drastically changed. So I've been married for approximately six years. She said, better be right, I'm getting in a lot of trouble just in terms of who pays for what and what you're supposed to cover or get covered in terms of the bride and the groom.

Yeah, precarious, it's all precarious.

Interesting stuff. More red Room invites to give away as well. That's happening.

Guess the ends back tomorrow and I hopefully try and give away the tickets to the person who actually gets it right.

Yeah, that'll be nice.

Let's try that, just for something different, all right, stick around, DC is going to take you through your workday with the next chance to get on stand by this fer Noover's first class and fifty K enjoy Monday.

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