📱 Is Speaker Phone In Public Acceptable? | Mobile Phone Icks 👎

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What the.

Okay? What the fork? This segment is born out of the fact that there.

Are no forks in any kitchen workplace ever, and so then we've just thought what the fork?

About everything else in life?

Yeah?

You know, we have various editions of this we've had the supermarket edition of What the Fork?

Sure? Sure they might be First war problems.

Yeah, that's okay, that's okay. You need to vent about the small things every.

Now and then we're going to nut them out together.

Yeah okay, So I do believe that this week I need to hand the floor over to you for.

Your what the fall?

Oh my gosh, thank you very much. Thank you for passing the time.

I'm passing the fork, the fork, I thank you for passing the fork.

Oh gosh, I need a wash. Can we talk about mobile phone x?

Oh?

Yes, people and some of their ridiculous habits on their mobile phone. So I went to a beautiful little cafe. Had it been a meatime a few weeks ago in Brighton? I think it was, got myself some eggs on toast, and there was a lady over in the corner with her mobile phone on loud speaker. And you know what happens when you're waiting for a company or whatever it is, the whole music it was just awful. Whilst I'm trying to enjoy my breakfast, this is what I can hear.

Oh my gosh, okay, I just I get I respect that this is your.

I respect it.

But if you had any cohoonas whatsoever, you would have gone over to her and said, excuse me, I don't want to hear your on hold music.

Do you mind turning that down?

I don't have theness to do that.

If I had any sort of testicular fortitude, maybe was requested this sort of hoole music you go to stock stand whole music that says that's nice, isn't it? You know, I don't have the balls to stand up in any of those situations. Yesterday I got over charged five bucks for a sandwich and I just paid for it.

Yeah, of course you did. And yeah, and you would have said, or do you know what?

You keep that five up bucks and put it in the tip jard place and do you want another five bucks?

Because sure, why not?

Because this sandwich is worth twenty so I will throw at another five.

That's how you're wrong.

I have a real bugbear about people who put their phones on speaker. Yeah, or kids that watch their iPads in public spaces without headphones.

Oh what you don't how tricky.

Oh your kids do it, do they? That's the look on your face right now.

They don't religiously do it as a as a preference. But when it gets to the stage where it's that or one of our kids chucking the most almighty tantrum of all time.

Well that's your problem.

I don't.

I don't need pepper Pig on a plane to be my problem.

Well, on a plane, that's a different story.

Now it's not a different story in any public space. Kids with their iPads on loud speaker is not okay.

We spoke about that alien theater. Oh yes, the kid was on their tablet and it caused like an ub.

During the Barbie movie.

There's a guy who will go on the elliptical machine religiously at my gym, and he will go along and he'll watch his Netflix shows on loud speaker without headphones.

That's ridiculous.

I mean, what all those people that chat to their friends on loud speaker in public spaces.

I don't want to hear your conversation.

Are you joking a grade nincompoop? Yes? Mobile phone X oh yeah, have you got some for what? Fork?

This week thirteen and twenty four, ten people just don't get it. And also when you're driving and you're like, oh, I don't want to get caught. So people put it on loud speaker, but they put the phone up to their mouth.

What the hell is the point of that.

That's still illegal, you guys.

It's very much illegal.

My husband always says to me, because I'll have my earbuds in, but I'll still like hold the phone up.

To my mouth. It's like it doesn't work like that. The speaker's in your ear phone. I don't understand. Are they you inside? Are they or not?

I don't think so.

You don't need to hold the phone up to your mouth when you've got your ear buds in, do you.

It won't make a difference in the newsroom.

No, people like that have a special place reserved in hell.

Mobile phone. It's this morning, Sarah, what's yours?

I my mobile phone is when someone's placing their coffee order and they don't have the courtesy to get off their phone for the forty seconds it takes to place their order.

Yes, true, Yes, Sarah.

It's either hey, can you hold on a second and you put your phone down, or you go I'll call you back.

One or the other.

So if I'm on the phone and the orders read, I'll put the phone down and almost put it in the pocket and say thank you very much, yes, and then return to the phone calls. Absolutely, I feel like it's the height of arrogance.

Absolutely. There reason from angle value mobile phone.

Nick, my mother phone is when you're being served at the supermarket and you can't be bothered to pay attention to the person that's serving you. It is so rude, and I can't help myself, but I say it under my breath when I'm standing behind them. Get off your phone.

After you're like, would you say I said, have a nice day?

See Terna.

Theresa's got more kahooners than that they put together. Ruth, Morning morning, your mobile phone.

Ruth.

I cannot handle people walking around the supermarket on loud speaker talking about their problem.

I don't give a crap.

Shut the fork up.

That's perfect, Ruth.

On that note, we might rather I'll tell you what my problem is.

You're talking about your problems, my problems.

You you exactly right.

Let's go to Chantelo Morning Chantel, Good.

Morning, Good morning your mobile phone, x Chentel.

My mobile guys. I watch my voice as well, you're right. My mobike is when I'm laying there with my boyfriend and you're both watching some videos. Yeah, my volume is at a decent level and his is just in my ear going as loud as it can possibly go.

Ye, Chantel, I don't know why we do that, but we collectively do.

Is that amazing?

Yeah, that's an absolute male thing.

I go.

My wife Car has the same complaint to me.

Chantal just said, are you definitely completely ignorer?

Sorry?

Oh, do you one more?

Let's wrap this up with Mark. Good morning Mark? What's your mobile?

Phoney?

Yeah?

I hate it when you're walking around in public and people just have their heads in their phones and no paying no attention whatsoever to where they're walking, and they just get in everyone's way.

Mark, Can I can I take that a step further? What about when you're sitting at the lights and you're waiting to turn left and the lights people are walking on the green, but then it goes red, so technically hurry up and get off the road and they're just mosy and then you've got eight cars behind you that are also being held up and people are absolutely oblivious.

Yep, no situational awareness at all.

So true awareness. I gotta confess something.

I went for a bit of a dog a couple of days ago, she did, and I got my phone out and I was sending yeah, and I was just close to bumping into someone and it was a bloke coming the other way, and you knew exactly it might have been Mark. Actually, yes, he's like, look at this, absolute and knob on his phone. I'm going to hip and shoulder him if he doesn't see me. Yeah, right, And I jumped out of the way.

Just in time.

Oh that was so lucky, wasn't it.

So I'm that person.

You don't have any situational.

Work absolute forehead.

What the Fork?

The fork was.

The segment growing out of the fact that there's never any forks in any workplace, kitchen ever. And then we thought, let's just expand it out to other things we don't understand in life.

Fair enough?

Yeah, okay.

So we were having a meeting about what the Fork yesterday and we were just discussing oral hygiene and I don't even know how this came up, but we were saying, do you share a toothbrush with your partner?

Yeah?

And you Andrew in front of our entire.

Team producers are in newsreader Abby producer Boss Josh cameraman, Josh, you've just gone. I've just realized something that people may have thought.

Was a bit weird. And we went, well, Andrew and you went. When I was growing up on the farm, our whole family shared a toothbrush.

Yeah, strange, isn't it. Do things a little bit differently on the farm.

Girls, so taught me through.

This is obviously before the days of electric toothbrushes.

Yes, it was the manual toothbrush.

There was one or two toothbrushes there, and we're a family four then.

I don't know. I think it's just sort of half share the toothbrush.

I never thought, no, no, no, you don't know half to share a toothbrush. That's like being a little bit pregnant. You either put that toothbrush in your mouth.

I'm a little bit pregnant.

You put that toothbrush in your mouth, or you don't.

Yeah, I think we did. I think we absolutely used to share a toothbrush. So and not one, maybe there was two or maybe three toothbrush is there.

It's a family four, maybe just sort of switched up a little.

Bit, and it's grown into my life now where I try and do it at home, and I'll quite often just use cars toothbrush.

And she will not have it much at all and gets quite angry.

The only time you're allowed to share your partner's toothbrush is on holiday, So I reckon, you've gotten your own.

Then you've gotten your own?

Yeah, yeah, and that's okay. It's too hard to go and buy one.

Have you've spoken to someone about your childhood trauma?

No? I have it. Also, I'm making out like I'm an absolute hic.

I'm not.

Although this was the theme song on the farm.

Did the horses get a run with a family toothbrush as well?

She has no.

The horses that they would go through the toothbrushes very very quickly.

Well, there's a lot of teeth and a horse mouth, isn't it.

Apparently, judging by the reaction yesterday, this was a little bit strange, a little bit of a wrong thing to do.

Yeah.

Did the cows share the milky machines as well? That's a bit gross. Or did the sheep did they share shares?

Yeah? She is, well, yeah, absolutely.

Are you suggesting that each sheep gets shorn with a different pair of ses?

Oh?

No, It brings me to my next they did share, This brings me to my day. There was a segwak here if you could let me get on with it.

So every now and then, if we're in a situation, an emergency situation where I don't have a razor, I will quite often share my husband's.

Oh you share shares as well. Yes, I wonder how he feels about it.

Not great because he's walked in on me and caught me using his razor in places that he doesn't necessarily enjoy.

Don't do that, don't do that. How could he not be enjoying.

She's wearing down some interesting paths here.

So yeah, I will use his razor.

He doesn't like it because that's something that he obviously use this on his face.

And specifically the mustache area.

Very yeah, It's like it's.

Like when you walk in and you find your partner using the face cloth, you know, to clean pits and bits, when obviously sometimes then you use it on your face also, which was what God intended your face.

Wash A twenty four ten.

I think the roles reversing here in terms of weird households. Who's using a cloth to wash their pits?

And bits.

A cloth, A face cloth, yeah, a face face washing. Don't you that's all over your body?

Don't?

Oh gosh, you turn this beautifully back on yourself. I do that you can take the girl out of tassy.

Twenty four to ten. What was the question again?

Okay, what are you sharing that you shouldn't give your household?

This started out as a pile on for you. It's supposing it's kind of fifty to fifty now as you speak.

That's because you're a team player, and I appreciate that.

Let's go to Melanie from bearing in mind, everyone who gets on air gets to go on the running for the Winter Weekend Escape, which is drawn on Friday.

Melanie, what are you sharing that you perhaps shouldn't me?

Hi?

There, it's my son. Boys are gross, aren't they. I walked into the bathroom to see him use my reusable flowstick, you know the ones that come on the stick and you can sort of rent it off and reuse it. And I found him using that wedging out a big piece of fruits or something in his teeth, and I don't really eat meat, so that kind of grossed me out, and I asked him how long he's been using it, he said, since I've bought it.

Oh, boys are.

Gross, Yeah they are, Melanie.

How old is he He's only six. I feel it's disgusting.

Yeah, you wait till he hits a third day or four days knocking on that door before.

Thank you, Milanie, you are in the running for the winter weekend escapes drawn on Friday.

Let's go to Cheryl. What are you sharing that you shouldn't be? Cheryl?

What's my husband? He pinches my derodor and, which is for women only, and my perfume.

Yeah, I hate Cheryl. I on on our side, I use women's the odorant as well. Yeah, it's really nice.

You know what it's on you guys, it's all so delicious.

If I've I've got a son of buy my son's de roder and he doesn't. He's just my son's deriders of mine.

Yeah.

Well, sharing is caring, that's all.

So Elizabeth.

What sort of perfume are you rocking that he's using?

Oh, I've got I would just buy some cheek stuff just for work, but I've got some light blue which.

I had to hide. You're used light blue?

Like blue? He puts that on, and all of a sudden it becomes a class. See young gentlemen.

Oh yeah, it's a beautifully unique pronunciation.

Of yeah, we're going to spits. I'm just gonna say, be careful of this one.

Good morning, good morning.

How are you going?

Going?

Very well?

But more importantly, how are you going? What's being shared?

So I know somebody and their partner who are both females, and they share.

Their time of the month's underwear.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, don't trying to find that producers? Are we?

Oha?

That's next level?

Is next level?

Isn't it?

Again?

Do you even know what Tash is talking about? Angel?

Really? What's going on?

I think I know about sixty percent of what's going on here, and even I can identify this, Yes.

What the fort?

What the fork?

What fork? This is the segment born out of the fact that no one can ever find any forks in any corporate kitchen in South Australia across the board, And so then we thought, you know what, let's ask what the fork about anything at all that we like? And today's edition is brought to you by planes, trains and automobiles really just planes and airports.

Yeah, unsponsored, but so much happening, particularly airports there's.

A bit going on in one particular airline, wasn't there, Hazy.

Yeah, there was, so I remember. What really sort of grinds my gears and makes me go what the fork is? When you're in a three hours into a nine hour flight coming to or from Atlanta and then you've got to turn around because someone has left what was described as a biohazardous diarrhea in the toilet which.

Was seeping out. Oh my god, the plane.

No, that is a true story. I read that on Instagram and I loved as well. At The first comment which has got the most is from a blow called It's Evenki. He said, bro did the Droppenheimer.

My what the fork for the plane edition is my brother in law travels a lot for his work and therefore accumulates lots of lots of points and then gets upgraded to first class or business class. And he said the amount of times that he's seen influences get on a plane and stop in either first class or business class, sit down and pose for a selfie to post on the gram, and then have to get up and ungraciously walk into economy after they've taken said selfie.

You know they're doing they scurry off, the scurry like a little parasite.

Oh dear, it was so aggressive.

Got my photo. Now I'm going to go back and live reality.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's embarrassing if you're doing that, isn't it? Absolutely it's going to add you in the newsroom.

What the fork the plane edition?

Go for it?

Well as you know it's BALI a few weeks ago mentioned what if if you want to sponsor me again, I'll go.

Yeah.

So, anyway, I was on the plane.

Obviously we're at the back of the plane and the flight attendant are trying to get through. The plane is small, blah blah blah, and you've got a netble team that's on there that's all split up, and you've got like eight people waiting for the toilet in the aisle. And this woman kept walking back and standing speaking to her

For it to clear.

So and she just wouldn't. She kept standing there, and I wanted to be like, just go and sit down, like we just took off.

You don't need to speak to your friend, go and sit down and wait for it to clear and then come back and talk.

Yeah.

Also, also when when you taxi in and you're sitting there and the light goes off so you can stand up and get your stuff.

And then people stand up and wait instantly, Well, what's to be gained?

I get if you're stretching your legs, but if you're above sort of six foot as well, you're standing up and all of a sudden you've got to awkwardly go to the side, so it's like chronically bad for you. Next they're like, well, sure, I'm stretching out my hamshring, which is fun, but now I've got a chronic next issue.

It's not worth it.

But now I can't sit back down because I've committed to this. I don't want to look like an idiot.

Yeah, exactly.

Now, camera guy josh Oka coach be in from Ted Lasso, excuse me very much, what is your story about being on a plane with your dad?

Okay, So for context, my dad used to work for an airline, so we got seats up the front the twenty yes, okay, and on a flight to New York.

We had a few dreams smacks of rich kid.

So my father and I were on the plane.

Yeah, yeah, so we were very well hydrated, and then Dad was kind of standing next to my seat and talking to me. And then we hit turbulence and the air hostess is kept saying, so can you sit down?

So can you sit down? And he's no, no, I'm going to finish what I'm saying, blah blah blah. It's like how very deaf SIPs on his pins.

Anyway, So eventually he sits down and goes to sleep, and then we're on descent and I wake up and I hear Joshy Joshy, and I look at the seat behind me and they've restrained him three sets of seatbelts while he's been unconscious.

Oh my god, so he's got drunk, passed out and then they've like just gone just wrap him up with you.

Yeah, a couple of seatbelts.

Even worse was that you draw a couple of fake eyebrowshad inappropriate, unnecessary.

He've been through enoughteen twenty.

Four to ten. What the fork the plane slash Airport edition?

Can I just suggest that you don't use those runners to stand up for eighteen minutes and wait for the plane to get the air bridge so you can get off.

You know, you know what we're saying, save your neck. Let's go to Emma.

Hello, how are you?

Hello?

We're good. What the fork have you seen at the airport?

Oh?

Well, my partner, I know. We're traveling in Europe and we were in a massive, massive line where that you put your bag through for security copy like a good hour irek, and it was such a long line belover Christmas. This man just came up, pushed past the whole line, went straight to the front. We were all thinking, must be really late for his flight. Ended up being that he was on the same famous ass that we were there like three hours early, so he had nowhere to be.

You've just got to be built different to have the nerve to do that. Did you Did anyone confront you, Emma?

No?

Not everyone let them go because everyone everyone sort of gave each other looks, but no one said anything. It's like, all right, he must be really late. Not very polite, but he must be late. Like give him the benefit of the doubt and then it's just having a coffee.

Oh my god.

It's like that line at the Adelaide airport, right, so when there's a big lineup and there's a sort of business class VIP line whatever. I witnessed three blokes who obviously just had the conversation before and and just gone let's have a crack at it. That there was a guy on security standing there and he's just laughed in their faces and gone to thought zone.

Boys, off you go.

And that's the treatment that you would hope they get every single time.

Good morning plane, Yeah, good morninghow good good? What the fork the plane edition?

What happened family trip from Bali On the day of flyout. My son and daughter running crazy around the resort, get to the airport. The sun's not feeling the best, so we told him to sit down relax. Yeah, and then as we've jumped in the plane, he starts to feel unwell. So the partner and I have both given him a sick bag in case he needs it. Yeah, doesn't need it.

Experience. That's the sort of stuff that I'm making never want to travel again.

Mate.

Oh I haven't flown with him since Dwayne.

Who would have thought that Jetstar would have a modesty towel? Well done? Thank you, Keagan. What the have you seen on a plane?

For me?

It was the air for We were traveling back from j It was July and it was quite a well known white company and a couple of flights were getting canceled on that day and the flight for us got canceled, and I was quite shocked when the company asked over the intercom if they could have passengers on that plane who were willing and able to go down and help them unload their pain that had just been canceled.

Yeah, quite did anyone help out?

I'm not sure. They called about three to four times. I mean they did go from four people down to two people, so I'm guessing they had someone help them.

So essentially they were calling for baggage handlers, is that right?

Yeah, just just passengers who are able to help them unload the bake.

That's unbelievable.

Wow.

Who made the call? Was it Alan Joyce?

Yeah?

You know what's funny about her? I was just about to say well done, Allen Joyce for.

Far To were like, alright, I need to give away their shoes as well.

How do you like I feel for Dwayne? Yeah, I genuinely feel for him.

We imagine having to walk through customs in your jocks when you've just got back from BALLEI, and everyone would be like, good trip, good trip, mate, enjoy yourself.

At least if you had a nice pair of Acics Joe running shoes, you could just somehow run away from the situation.

They're all yours, mate, beautiful.

They've Dwayne has been scar It sounds like there's still some pain.

Yeah.

Really does a good addition of what the fork