Fitzy Opens Up About Having Panic Attacks

Adelaide's where before we're saying again, no one loves a more than you and I, oh my very goodness joining the good vibes this morning.

I feel like if it was a competition, we would be Hall of Famers in this space. And that is loving the absolute heck out of Friday.

It wouldn't it be nice to be a Hall of Famer for anything?

Just one thing? Do you know what I mean?

Not necessarily just goo good things. I'll tell you what's I tell you it's a really good thing. We're going to go into more detail after seven o'clock this morning. We did this last year. It's called gather Around Me Jody and Hazy. This is your opportunity, and I think we're the only station in town doing it. To get to every single game of gather Around at the adelaide O.

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Hey, you mentioned yesterday that you were tipping Port Adelaide to win last night against the bombs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Look, my tips were pretty good the other day at tips dot com dot a you and also via the advertiser and now not so good. Okay, that's imported by a lot too, by the one.

Yeah, well it looked like that early they sort of got a bit of a run on and then it all just fell apart, didn't it?

Did it really aggressively fell apart.

Wills fell off the Fort Adelaide train.

CAUs a whole lot to like about that performance last night. Some good individual efforts, yes, but that's fair.

Your boy, Jason nor Francis.

Jason Dinny's best, but jas Bergman was excellent, Miles Bergmann, Leal Lip, Christian Murray's was excellent. But the Bombers are back, and that makes me angry.

You're an arrogant little bunch you. Who's that? Who's that peanut with the peroxide blonde hair? Forward?

Cane corn? Don't you? Rag my boy? Game?

Never? I'm enjoying him so much.

In the commentary box, you are against anyone who plays against the South Australia. That's really lovely.

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Okay? Well again variable? Don't you think like what turns on Andrew Hayes doesn't turn on Molly the producer? What turns on Jodyotti doesn't turn on Josh the camera.

Guy, unless unless you go to Jode and Hazy on Instagram and you see your little spiel about the South Australian crickets yesterday.

Oh there, then that turns everyone.

Agree, But they have a very sexy squad at the moment.

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Do which? Chat GPT replies does it involve a horse?

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Also and then probably similar to one of your early questions. If you're asking if it is normal, it's probably not normally. By Joe's final one, Final one, Guy, You've done so well as our chat gpt bot, how can I improve my sex life?

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What you need to know, what you need to know with Jody and As.

Spears.

Okay, So in the latest development, Spears took to the dock of the Adelaide Magistrates Court yesterday. Of course he is the former leader of the Liberal Party. He had his hands folded behind his back and pleaded guilty to drug supply chargers. So this actually it's quite serious, a prison term of up to ten years and fifty thousand dollars fine if you know, we're depending on the sentence.

I didn't think it was all true, because didn't you say this?

No, I would never have done that, but I certainly did not. That is very troubling.

Cat that was the journalist. Oh nor cat never never never.

It's the accident For me, I'm a sucker for the Scottish accent.

And then he came out and said, no, that's not me, that's a deep fake. So that was his initial reaction to the whole thing. And then the government yesterday, so the Labor Party came out and put out a tweet and said just had a picture of David's abuse in court and said deep fake. Well quite aggressive from them.

Can I take you through what the Advertiser have done today? Please do yourself a favorite. Pick up a copy of the Advertiser because the front page ye reads and you and I we love a punny headline. What are you ready?

Jokes?

He was a snorty boy from deep fake to deep doo doo. And then, and this is probably my favorite. You go into the first page and the next headline there reads I am David and Supplieth, Come on, do you get it could supply it's not the lie, it's Supplieth.

Don't give a man explaining a headline to me every day.

I just wonder because sometimes and we do it a Channel seven as well, and if it's for like the words that you see behind the reader's shoulder. Yeah, And sometimes I sit there and like, I can't come up with anything, so I'll just be like football game, Like that's not good enough. No, I need something punnier than that.

Yeah.

When you get a good one, Oh, I tickles you, It really tickles you.

There's nothing better. There's no great to rush as a journalist, is there.

It's Sean Fuster who wrote the article here. I wonder if Sean came up with it or someone else who came up with the headlines, because they would be sitting there patting themselves on the back, kissing each other if they could. Yeah, because that is top shelf penny headlines.

It's really good. I don't want to delve too far into this because it is before the court, so you have to be a little bit careful. But God, there is one thing I want to know in this situations who took that video? Who was in David Spears's kitchen and took that video of him snorting?

Because it's supposed to be I mean, we all assume it's someone who's close to him, someone is close enough in that space.

Certainly is a rumor about who it might be.

I'll go and tell us he's trying to get in the courts.

Is that isn't year next week? She's been done for defamation.

She's a witness. Jode's look, you're you're a news journalist. Yeah, by trade as well.

So I mean, did you catch my two minute extravaganza on the potential job losses at the port period lead smelter last night. Well, I've got a copy of it. I can play it for you.

Please send it through, send it through, send it to me my email.

I reckon, right, Yeah, what's your email?

I'll get it to you. My old school email is like big Dog six nine six nine six nine at hotmail dot com.

I'll send it to that.

Send it through to that. But Joe's look at you very up to date with all sorts of things that come through. For example, mentioned before Charlie Dixon. You brought us that news six weeks after it happened.

What else you got for shingles at the time. I was very very ill when I realized I was a little late to the party on the Charlie Dixon retirement announcement.

You texted me this morning said, did you know that Zach Butters is injured?

I made that one up.

That didn't happen. Right, You've got another stormant though breaking news with Here we Go.

I can't so on the back I brought to you last week, obviously as a newsbreaker, the fact that there was a great egg shortage at the moment in the soup market. There's none of the shelves, none of the freak bed shops.

I don't want to poke holes in your story.

Well don't.

We did kind of work out that that was six to nine months a little bit too late.

Okay, all right, Well that's your version of the story, David Spears. That's troublingling cat never never, never, what I will tell you that I have discovered after another visit to the avenues and my local coals.

Oh, here we go, Here we go? Are so Flowders and gentlemen.

There is an enormous shortage the moment, spanning several weeks of cottage cheese.

Oh what are you taking the uno?

Or no, I'm not You tell me, someone tell me. On thirteen twenty four, ten why I can't find cottage cheese in any supermarket ever in the minent?

Okay, is this the thing? Thirteen twenty four ten textas as well, do you have any information on this particular apparent cottage cheese shortage? Four double nine nine nine on nine for a question? What the hell is it? Even his cottage cheese?

What?

What do you use it for?

Cottage cheese?

Yeah?

You have it on crosskets. I have it on crosskets. Sometimes I put it in my fratata. That's my secret ingredients, just giving it away, but primarily on a crossket with some avocado and a bit of tomato and salt and pepper.

Wow, it's like a fit girl thing, right, Yeah it is. It's delicious though.

And there's what you think of South Australian shortage or world wide shortage? What are we talking about here? Thirty destigative journalists?

What have you got?

If you work at Buller and you can explain.

To him that's a nagel?

Do you work a full work a puller?

Open right, I'm looking for the junior vice president.

Puller South Australia. Can you tell me what where's the cottage geese? Honestly, if you are a woman like me who loves a bit of cottage cheese on her grusket and you can't find any. Are you as frustrated as I am at the moment?

Just not sure that this is really a thing. But give us a call, please enlighten us. Maybe back in Joe, it's thirteen, twenty fourteen.

Are you telling me that you've never tried cottage sheet?

I have never in my life had my mouth full of cottage.

She gasping, sound of it?

Please that having cottage es?

Yes, there is an article here.

It says TikTok recipe drives a national cottage cheese shortage. Thank you, but Joonie, it's dated March seventh.

That's not fair. That's that's what I was saying. That it's been happening for a couple of weeks. Now, what's this stupid TikTok recipe involving? What is the recipe?

Are you dying to use this?

Is that what we're going with this?

Obviously it's good if there's no cottage cheese on the shelves.

It's involving eggs, so it could be your recipe, right, Okay, you.

Later get I'm not come on, it's trending almost two months ago. It's what twenty twenty five, so we're three years away from LA twenty twenty eight, and you just know that the Americans are going to make it as big and as attention seeking as possible. And I love that.

Did you get a real taste for it when they did the closing ceremony in Paris and then I think they had the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing That's the beach in California.

They're going to do the whole We are the celebrity nation.

Yes, that's cool. What we do know in terms of Olympic sports, breakdancing will not be there, thank you so much. Reagun oh on reagum, yeah mum, so that won't be there. But I think there's five new sports Molly, including a Ninja warr element special component. It's very bizarre.

So they're bringing in baseball, softball, across and cricket to name a few. Then the Pentathlon is changing so it's featured five different tests, okay, right, and they're bringing in a Ninja Warrior style event, which is essentially what you see on the show Short fast obstacle course.

The UK version hosted by fredde flintop only dear Wow, Okay, it makes you think that, doesn't it Like eventually, if you just keep working away at your craft, they will form some sort of sport and insert into the Olympics, and then your average Joe Blow can be an Olympic Goldman.

I'm feeling so much regret now that i gave up my softball career. I peaked in under sixteens when I represented Tasmanian, and now I could have been an Olympian.

The thing about Jodes is softball careers. She can still call herself a state player even though there was what how many people on the softballs.

Up I remember the trials like it was yesterday. You had to travel up north, like the lawn Sestant way up to Lonnie.

I just love that if there's eight people on the team, eight people turn up, We're.

Like, we're all there's not eight people close. Any idiot would know that there's nine people in a softball. Thank you very much to.

All the softballs out there. Sorry for offending you.

Okay, so you should be. It made us think about the Olympic sports that we would be very good at. And so I said to you yesterday Why don't you drop down the ones that you think I'd be good at, and I've jotted down the ones that I think you'd be brilliant at.

Yeah, I'd love to get you involved in this as well. Thirteen and twenty four ten. Yeah, tell us new Olympic sports. What would you be good at? It could be anything, couldn't even really be a sport. Just go for it for grabs, big Worgie family passes.

Yeah, okay, you ready for yours?

Oh, here we go.

I think you would win a gold medal for running over eight hundred meters in crocs and socks with chippets.

Oh really? Did you know there's a bloke who ran a marathon recently in crocs no way and he was doing like two minute fifty k's really Yeah, he was an absolute freak.

He must have had sport mode activated.

He did absolutely.

The second sport that I think you would excel at you would win a gold medal for the ability to find a mini footy anywhere, anytime and kick it to yourself.

It's a special village, isn't it.

He was?

And this guy takes it to another level. Yeah, be a hall of famer.

And finally, your Olympic gold medalists for seamlessly slipping in the F word to the chorus of any song ever made Andrew, thank.

You, thank you, which I could compete against other people certainly can't give you an example on radio.

Oh guys, I wish you could give you an example, because it's unbelievable.

It's all about syllable use. It's all about syllable use, and sometimes you've just got to take a few syllables out to insert a certain word with two syllables.

Yeah, maybe we'll pre record something so we can bleep it out just as an example a little later.

Let's see what happens. I've got some sports for you, so I think you can absolutely excel at and possibly win a gold medal at twenty twenty eight games.

Am I going to be offended?

I don't think so. Because you're so good in this space, you should embrace it. You could be like an Olympic champion. First one is just spacing out like a brainless zombie in post show meetings. No one does it better than you, Joe, No one does. Isn't she elite?

How is she believe she knows what's going on? Ever?

In this it's amazing. She sits there sometimes and I swear she's dribbling eyes appointing in different directions. And you know, like I did, you just repeat the last twelve minutes what you said. Water is going on.

Here a special skill. But our good listeners would understand if they had to sit with you in a meeting for an hour after this show then made space out too worthwhile. I wouldn't have to be a gold medalist in this space.

All right, you've got options.

Jokes.

Here's another sport, if it exists, where you would absolutely excel flooding the work computer with hundreds of tabs, then complaining about the computers being too slow to the text. If that was a sport, that a legend right there. Yesterday that literally happened yesterday. Yeah, for already the fourth or fifth time this year.

Why didn't you guys tell me?

You said to me, Molly, why is my computer working? My emails? What's going on?

Because it's got six hundred tabs open up and annoyingly all to the same website. Maybe she used the one tap jokes.

Well, currently it's on the cottage cheese dips.

Here we go that after we love cleaning up the computer after that. And finally, here is a sport, if it exists, where you would absolutely turn yourself into the Michael Phelps of this particular genre, and that is getting a tooth cover and lipsticks seconds before we got away and go to answers chats. It's just it's distracting.

I know.

It doesn't as a picture as Joe is furiously cleaning her cleaning her teeth with their tongue.

Yeah, okay, all right, that happened once last week because I was a red hot mess because I was late for work.

All right, couple dimes you all right, Olympic champ.

Feel free to tell me off it, okay, because.

It always happens just as we're coming on. Thirteen twenty fourteen, Get involved. What would you be good at? Your sort of niche made up sports? You reckon you could score yourself a gold medal up for grabs. Big Weggy Family passes final week of Big Weggy two. By the way, hug, this.

Is Adelaide's favorite wait to awaken.

Thirteen twenty four to ten. We're taking a course, what sport would you be good at? And you reckon you'd score yourself a gold medal this is off the back of all these new injected sports for twenty twenty eight LA Olympics, including an extra component in the pentathlon. I think it is.

It's like a ninja warrior section, Like that's not a sport. Pretty fun, that's pretty fund to watch the newest one that Joe is potentially going to enter yourself in for twenty twenty eight, If not then the twenty thirty two. It's shoveling food into your mouth seconds before we go to weir and then somehow ingesting it and coming.

Out completely clean.

How do you do that?

It's amazing you eat it like a duck.

I actually don't understand how my quest to become an Olympian has become a forum for you just to lay the boots into me this morning.

It's called being a talent scout. Actually I'm discovering the ways you could becoming Olympic champion.

Yeah right, thank you so very much. Produce Molly.

I think my mom would be avoiding the dishwasher. Steer clear of that thing. I'll open it up, see that it's clean and shut it.

What are you my eleven year old daughter?

Yea, and good luck producing only because there's a lot of blokes participating in that particular event.

Yeah, I hate it. So many blocks out there just pretend the dishwasher doesn't exist and have not even They don't even have an interest in opening it up to see if it's clean or dirty, No interest whatsoever. Yeah, it's just.

There about when you take one play out and then you close it again. You just take your one clean plate that you need.

That's superzy. That's as lazy as it gets. I've never you deserved Olympic champion. You won't get the credits that you deserve.

That's disgraceful behavior.

There's another one here from Josh.

What's that Molly removing her in vision line to punch away a sentence?

If removing in visial line as an Olympic sport, when you had yours and you had yours, if you two had them simultan simultaneously, I would be so covered in saliva, wouldn't even be funny.

It's nice, isn't it. I'm thirteen twenty four ten to get involved in this this morning. What Olympic sport would you be good at? It doesn't even have to be a real Olympic sport the way things are going it could eventually become an Olympic sport.

Yes, mate, removing your in visil line isn't going to be an Olympic sport.

Good luck in twenty twenty eight. My Olympic thirteen twenty four ten off the back of new Olympic sports and really sort of weird components of new sports. What would you be good at and what could you score yourself a gold medal with?

Yeah, you and I have just run through our Olympic sports that we would excel at. I have intimated that you'd be so good, you'd be so quick over eight hundred meters in crocks and socks and gibbets.

Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Mate, My hamstring is going to go. Yeah, that's what we're working with here. Yeah, I don't think you like my examples, including the top one, which I reckon you're an absolute showing you the Michael Phelps of this generation for spacing out like a brainless zombie and postho meetings and if that was an Olympic sport, we're talking to a Hall of famer.

But also that's a self preservation mechanism, you know, because I'm so brain dead from sitting across from you for three hours every morning. I just there's only so much my frontal lobe can take before it has to shut down before I.

Move on to the backle lobe. You're smart. Hey, good morning, Wendy. Good morning. You've pictured yourself winning an Olympic gold medal. Oh it's glorious. World done. You're cruising down here. Oh this she is world I'm Wendy, And what exactly is this Olympic sport that you're competing in?

I am getting the whole house vacuums with my dice and stick back before the battery runs out.

It's an art, isn't it?

Oh?

World done?

Do you really have to pick up the pace? Wendy?

Like?

How long are you and you've got? Do you have twenty five minutes? What is it?

Oh?

Yeah, barely, it's about that.

Yeah, and it's like I'm almost running. Yeah, brilliants.

I couldn't possibly put it on charge and go again. This has to be done.

Now, Yes, exactly right, Wendy wearing the green and gold for Australia.

Congratulations.

Let's get a morning mad.

Good morning guys, how are you good?

Good?

Okay?

I pitch yourself twenty twenty eight. It's la you've touched down. You are preparing to compete in.

What in rear ending cars?

The household of Australia media. There's not a car she hasn't rear ended.

One and only last week on my way to work listening to Nova trying to win Teddy film tickets.

Oh well that congratulations.

May did you even win them? No?

But you know what you got even better at your craft, and that is being the best of all time and rear any case.

That's right.

I mean you have to rehearse at some point, don't.

You You do?

There you go a couple of champions of the making, right there.

Jade's beautiful thirteen twenty four ten. Get involved. What Olympic sport would you excel at? I'd love to hear from.

Me, Fray.

Adelaide's okay, So the big news is this morning that gather around me, Jordy and Hazy is back.

So your opportunity to win those four day passes. Do every single game across gatherund at Adelaide Oval, there were oh fourteen hundred bucks. You absolutely epic up there at the Pepsi Collective. So that is going to be incredibly cool. I would strongly recommend that you register at an overplayer.

Definitely do it quick next week. Yep.

Look, it's going to be a big, big time in LA in twenty twenty eights. Yeah, all sorts of new sports. We put it out there.

Joe's okay. So twenty twenty eight there's a new sort of ninja warrior element to the pentathlon, So that's going to be fun. But we put it out there on thirteen twenty What would you win a gold medal for at the twenty twenty eight LA Games? What are you so good at that there is no way that you can be beaten across the globe by anyone. Let's go to Tristan from Holden Hill. Good morning, Hello, how are you good? Tristan? What would you want a gold medal for?

Mate? Here is sleeping through my.

Wake?

Tristan. It's an art, isn't it? And no one does it better than you? I guarantee one take about metal home?

Yeah right?

Interesting? What is the longest do you think that your alarm has been going off for and you haven't responded by waking up?

An hour?

An hour and you know while you're dreaming and it's playing in the background, but it's it's working badly within your dream. Yeah, it just still connects. Let's free title of dream strange.

Tristan starts remixing it in his brain like a dj oh, thank you, Tristan, well done. Alisha from Paralleurur, good morning.

Oh this is a good morning.

Good morning.

How are you good? Okay? What are you winning a gold medal for at the twenty twenty eight Games?

For keeping my kids awake in the car afternoon?

So this is a battle that I don't think I'm going to win medal for because I've failed so many times, a Leisha, I've pulled over to the side of the road before and I'm slapping my six year old wake up, Hendry work up, because we all know, even if he rests for five to ten minutes, he's up until at least nine thirty that night.

Elisia, I'm not exactly. I was speaking to Hazey at five o'clock. You were driving back from Yochi the other day, and you're like, and this will be the battle is to keep the kids awake? Am I right? Shouting at that's right?

Then?

What are you some of your techniques and methods there Alisha techniques.

Okay, we're talking pointing out the window, yelling look the door or good bluey whatever their favorite character is. Yes, it's got snake petrol. So we're swerving over the road so their heads are going from side.

To barty, that's amazing.

When we stop, we like to do some Bonnie petrol, so we're you know, putting the brakes on a fair few times. And then we also have a classic ball down the window and turn up the music.

Yes, yes, you don't want to resort to it, and I tell you it's a bit of a cheat though. Leisha past the phone, definitely.

It's the last resort for blue light will keep them their eyes awake for hours. Well done, Alicia. Congratulations you're a gold medalist.

Yeah, congratulations, that's awesome. We round it out with Stu from Harndorff Get a great man. Hello, legends, how are you this morning?

We're really great? Thank you, Stu? What are we awarding you a gold.

Medal for dishwasher stacking? There is are you can pitch him as well?

Now he's a three time gold metal Sladies and gentlemen, stew from hand.

Off sold not do what makes you elite? Well?

It's all in the preparation.

As any great athlete will tell you.

You have to survey the situation, see what you're working with, and have a plan. You can't just be chucking them in.

You've got to look at what's on your countertop, understand the situation, and and then.

Look at it like the greatest game of Jenger you've ever played.

That's why it words from a true champion.

Oh my gosh, there has never been a greater dishwasher athlete to adorn the Green and Gold for Australia.

Congratulations. Can I just say this, You on behalf of myself, Jody Produce E Molli and everyone in this country. You make us proud. Thank you, sir, Thank you.

I'd like to think that I'm smashing gender stereotypes.

You are, Yes, you are.

You've smashed so many berries in this space we can't even We're.

Well done for a guy, what an athlete. World done guy, I'll say once I say a thousand times Joe's. We don't feel complete until we speak to Ryan Fitzgerald on a Friday.

Certainly not good morning, fifty oh man.

I've had about five showers since watching the game.

Port Adelaide Druis's Land. Last night, I just had to wash myself. I just actually, do you know what I was doing.

I actually got out the boot polish and I got my cope of Mondays out and I.

Thought I could get a kick based on what you saw last night. Absolutely and in fact, Fitzy, where do you want to play? Do you want to play defense? Midfiel four? The spot's opening up.

For Wow, it was you gotta feel from and you have games like that every now and then, but I mean even incident like I mean I worked with Whipper who's an Essendon fan, and he said that felt like a loss.

Like I should have been celebrating at the end of it.

It felt like a loss.

It was a pretty ugly game of footing, wasn't it.

It was luck watching an episode of Maths.

I couldn't. It was like a car crash. You shouldn't but you doing it anyway. Hey, fitz I want to know, are you one of those crazy Crow supporters who don't just go for the Crows, but you also go for the death of Port ATLT Like do you need a two from two each weekend? And there's a Crow's winning a port loss?

You know what that that's funny because last week was really weird that the Crows had an amazing win and then Port came out won by seventy two points.

It's like, when you go to.

Work, you want to see the agony in Port Adelaide supporter's eyes, and it's the other way around as well. But when everyone's happy, it's just weird. I think two positives make a negative in that situation.

Big Devil's I think it here. I quite like to see both teams do well. I'm one of those.

Ill So there are you one of those Jodes that if you know the other team even though you hate the other team, but they make the finals, Hey, let's barrack for South Australia.

And also fits Jode's annoying mum that at the end of the game, when you've had one touch and you've lost, she's like, but did you have fun?

Yeah? Sorry, I feel experiences and fuelled by hatred. Everybody we've been talking about anxiety this week fits in all intents and purposes from the outside looking in, You've got it all. You've got a beautiful family, you got a beautiful home, you've got a fantastic career. It would be hard for people to believe that you would ever get crippled by anxiety.

Actually it's a good point.

You get consumed by it.

Sometimes it overtakes your body, you know, even before I knew I was coming on the show here to talk to you now about it, it's it's funny what the mind can do, and it does consume your body. And it even was freaking me out a little bit even talking about it with you right now, because I've had

Yeah.

Yeah, it's it's great advice. Yeah, you don't know what everyone's going through. That's the thing, isn't that?

Absolutely? And like I feel you with that MC thing, it's really overwhelming sometimes I think with radio, especially, you can't see people when you're talking. Like I will look at Hazy and he's my safe space. So it's fine, Like I never feel compromised, But when you're in a room of a thousand people and all eyes are locked on you, it's overwhelming. I can completely understand why that happened to you.

It's a crippling thing that overtakes your whole body. Yeah, it's really really hard to explain, and I don't wish it on anybody. But you know what, we found out a little bit more that it happens to more people than we think it does. So yeah, my advice is just to open up and talk to as many people about it as you can.

It makes me feel better. You're a beautiful man, and if someone like you says words like that, we absolutely listen. So mate, thank you a for your time this morning, and looking forward to chatting to you again next week. I love you.

Guys are simple about to hear six songs from the same year. They can select it their song as a place.

But if they let it go, that song is gone.

Now let's get into the mago.

Is that a ready to battle back to you?

And yes, the songs have been selected. So Jose it was two thousand and two. You went with nickelback How you Remind Me? And I went with Vanessa carl On the thousand Miles. And I got to say I went into this one with a lot of confidence. Good morning to you, producing job, Josh.

Just one moment, please, can I just have a second with my friend?

How are you producing job?

So Vanessa Carlton talk us through how this song one thousand Miles is really close to your heart and how it touches your soul.

The greatest performance to this song of all time and that is Terry Crews and White Chicks.

Unbelievable rights, that's the emotional connection is.

Pretty much okay.

Actually I had to splice it into the tile it's iconic.

And then producers and Josh said that that he put it into the title at Jody and has an Instagram. I thought, well, I'm going to win by one hundred percent this week.

Okay.

I can only assume that that's what's happened, can we?

Guy, Josh?

Can you put us all out of our miser right?

Here we go a little drum old there, I love a little drummer again.

Here we go here we go, so make it six three.

It's actually Jody Nickelback.

That happened.

I think, I think it's the right choice.

It was agonizing, but I also voted for Jody very much.

I'm not sure that you're allowed to and your role as adjudicated, but anyhow, I'll take it. Sorry, it was the final percentage.

It's fifty six to forty four. And I can't say I've ever made it as a wise man. But ah, well, play well. I said this is to make it six to two. But I'll tell you why all of a sudden, now it's it's five four. Congratulations shows you are back.

Just give me an extra appointment. I'll take it.

Sure.

I think that was from last time. I hadn't been updated. Wow big, And I'm being honest and keeping score.

This is so out of character.

I know what's going on? Where again? Just like your winning song? The four Battle of the Bangers this week is Nickelback? Can you believe it? From two thousand and two? How you remind me? Jody Nazy Ondelaide's No. Over nine on nine? No one saw that coming?

There you go, I did you?

Winner of Battle of the Bangers this week is Nickelback. How you remind me? Do you know what, I'll just say something.

Joke's going on.

It's taken the scool now it's tightening up to five four. Nickelback's cool.

Man like.

Nickelback is good.

And I think that was the key to that victory in Battle of the Bangers, was just making people feel safe enough to say, Hey, I like Nickelback and I'm proud and I'm okay with that.

They're good churns. Yeah, we've got some good churns about this weird reputation for being losers.

No, I won't have it, Okay. That brought me joy. The one thing that has brought me the most joy in twenty twenty five.

Well, it's nice. What is that?

Was?

Watching your performance on seven News yesterday?

Oh my god. No, I shouldn't have. I shouldn't have. I shouldn't have told.

You about this, and yet I would have found out about it anyway, because that is the media in this town. So I'm going to get you to talk us through it in just a moment. But have a listen to Andrew Hayes on the sports desk at Channel seven yesterday. You were reading a story about soccer and it came back to you on the desk with the beautiful Gerdie Spurling, and she had no choice, absolutely no choice whatsoever but to call you out for this horrific blunder.

Yeah. I think the key information here was the sport on channel seven and that is a look at your sport this afternoon on nov Gerdy tonight of course, Sport Adelaide taking on the bombers. You know the last word from Marvel Stadum from the Boss Chris Davis for Port Adelaide from.

From seven years hazy.

I think you're just there you go? Is that free cross promotion? I'm not really sure. I've got a meeting with the boss after this about.

A big day.

Obviously, wish me luck.

I think Gerdy was second away from champing me there. Yeah, keep at it, Champ.

Okay, so just talk us through the background. Did you just forget where you were what you were doing? Had it been I know, you get up at four o'clock in the morning. Was it a brain fart?

I was very drunk, to be honest. That's a joke. That's a joke. No, do you know what happened? Like there's a moment, there's a moment where you're talking and you don't even know what you're saying because you're working out what you're trying to say.

That's my whole career, I know.

So I do it off the back, and if it's both back a song where I'm saying Jody and Hazy and nover no not, I'm actually I don't know what's coming out of my mouth. I'm thinking about what I say. I did it there on a different network, a different platform. So I'm lucky I didn't say and that is Jody Hazy on NOV give us call thirty twenty fourteen, and then work out what I was saying. I'm lucky only said NOV.

Andluck you didn't go in after seven o'clock. We'll pay your bills.

Yeah, you know what I mean. I bless you Gerdie for picking me up on that.

There's two choices in that situation. She could have let that go through to the keeper. But there's no way she could have because she had to like everyone. What she would have been like, did he just say on Nova?

Yeah, I will say as well. She didn't have to take it to HR afterwards.

That's so true, Hard I didn't do it one more quick one. How did the conversation with the bossco afterwards.

Do you know what it's going to blow your mind? Jokes? Yes, he didn't find it as funny as I did.

Please welcome with hello Crows vis Captain Alex.

Yeah, there he is. Let's tweet that, shall we? One hundred and seventy eight games, smister Alex Neil, Well and good wine to you. Great many morning guys.

Thanks having me.

It's got a bit of a pep in your step. I mean, that's a pretty good game on the weekend. Yes, you must be feeling pretty good about things.

Yeah, it was nice to get back to the g and get a win for the group. We had n't won there for a few years, so it was a good feeling after the game, no doubt so.

But you would have played the gym. How many times? Do you know many times you've played at the gym?

Yeah? Nixy actually told me pregame I was I think I played ninety one ninety weekend. Yeah, whoa, it's cool, fine that with it the whole team. I think I won that race by about forty games. That's how.

That's amazing.

Okay, so let's do this. I can't get to this quick enough. We've been talking all morning about what would you represent Australia at the LA Games in twenty twenty eight if there was a sport that indeed fitted your abilities. We asked you just very casually, and your response has blown our little collective minds Alex Nilbulin, Yes, jokes. If you were to compete at the next Olympics.

Yeah, it would be in what you would have to be, state speed walking.

I think we all saw that coming. Yeah, very predictable.

Okay, so you were an elite junior in this space, yes.

Yeah, I had some success along the way. A few years there. I was state champion and I thought had a moment where I thought I might have to go down the footy pathway just because there's probably a couple more opportunities to pick up. Yeah, yeah, difference.

So what was your distance when you were a state speed walker?

I think it started as a one ker and then we built up to about a fifteen hundred meter and that five hundred is where I excelled because I'm an endurance athlete.

Jodes.

Yes, body started to break away from the other young kids in thought, jeez, this is my sport. Maybe Brizzy two thirty too, I thought, but now you're promoting me for late twenty eight, so I might have to think about it.

Imagine if he went into Nixy's office and just set him down said mate, like, I know you've brought me over, but I haven't been real. It's very Cody Simpson, like he was a pop star and he's like, nah, I want to swim at the Olympics. You just walking up to Nixy and going no, I want to be a speedball.

Yeah, this is my team in the room right here. You can be my coach, you can be my dietitian, and you could just be the media manager.

Yes, Molly, this is early, but I quit absolutely incredible North Melbourne this weekend and all of a sudden, North they're going all right.

Yeah, they're full of youth.

I reckon.

They've gone through that development phase of building their team and now they've shown that their footy is very, very good. So it's a great challenge for us again coming back to Adelaide Oval, which from one game has been unbelievable, the atmosphere there, so for us to be able to get back on our home deck against a team that's in great form challenge.

Yeah, Adelaid Crows fans, it's hard not to get carried away at the moment because they've been a little bit starved to success in the last couple of years. But jeez, you look good. Are you as good as you look?

Thank you Jones. Now, it's something that we've been building to the start of the season for a long time now, so it's be about to get on. One win at home and then one win on the road. Very pleasing. However, we understand how challenging this competition is, so as soon as we take the foot off the accelerator, that's where we'll be very vulnerable. So we just need to make sure we continue the right mindset in one foot in front of the other.

Hazy, you're two hundred this weekend.

Don't listen to him. He picked port last night.

So cheers now. Quite seriously, though, you guys are bloody good and it must be very, very satisfying. There is a lot of Crow supporters out there who waited for this for a long long time. So everything is looking good at West Lakes and that's how we like it.

Now, Alex, after that bombshell revelation, we need to get you to stick around because there's more to discuss. In fact, you're new to the Crows, so we're just curious because we have our doubts about how much you know about the Crow's history. So if it's okay with you, I'm going to pick you against our Channel seven footy reporter over here in a little quiz, just to see who knows more about the Adelaid Crows, the AFC and their proud history.

Oh okay, get warmed up. If it's okay, can we put some speed walk up and down the car? Yeah, heavgate. That's nice. We've put a bunch of big wichy family passes off for graps. Yeah, if you want to play, if you want to jump on my side, you're probably going to want to jump on Alex Neil Bullen side. Give us a call right now, thirteen twenty four to ten ooh Grows quizz.

Please welcome with Delo Crows his captain Alex.

Oh.

Yes, Sam, we've just spoken about something quite outrageous. Judson, I notice the fact that's in a formal life Alex Neilbullan, who's a supreme cardio athlete. Yeah, used to be.

A speedbo Yeah.

It's very bizarre and you know, Alex is our new bff. He doesn't know yet, but he'll agree to the terms later. Oh yeah, but isn't it amazing what you find out about your new best fan forever? But he was a state speed walker. It's unbelievable.

That's good, especially when you're learning on the go. Yeah, Joe's I think it's time to do this and you've you've quite cleverly come up with a quiz name. What have you got?

Yes? How well do you know the crow?

Is that right?

Molly?

You came up with it?

Yeah?

I came up with it. Is that what I came up with in the meeting yesterday? Okay, how well do you know the crow? So you're new to the Adelaide Crows, obviously coming over from Melbourne, so we have our doubts about how much you know about the Adelaide Football club. So what I thought i'd do We have to pit you against one of the greatest football brains in the business. He's a big rain man actually with some of the stats.

Who are you pointing to you?

Not an over boy behind you? So I have five questions. Your name is your buzzer? Are you ready? Alex Neil Bull and you are playing for Irene from Wardville Park. Hello, Irene, good morning guys. How are you say hello to Alex Irene? Morning Alex?

How are you.

Morning, Irene? Thanks for the support here. Yeah.

Did you choose him or you wanted Hazey and Hazy was already taken in Irene. You know what, I'm happy.

I'm happy with that.

Yeah.

Okay, let's go to Amy from Blake Few.

Amy.

You're on team Hazy. Hi, guys, Okay, big Wedgy family pass on the line here here, good pressure. Okay, do you want to practice your buzzes or do you think you're good?

Pretty Hazy?

Alex?

What do you want? What year was the Adelaide Football Club founded?

Okay, it has to be nineteen ninety one, dades.

I also, we can take that founded was nineteen ninety played in the first season in nineteen ninety one, producer Molly. We'll give it to him.

Sorry on the board, Ira, We'll give it to him. Oh, I see what's happening here? Wrong? Answers are right? Okay, cool, that's fine.

How did you know the answer?

I did, but unfortunately I didn't get that up now already said.

Ninety Alex, what you will discover is he's highly competitive and gets a little bit sweet is it's okay? Question two? How many points the Crows defeat Essendon.

By jesus hiz go? Was it sixty?

That was very close?

Closer to sixty one?

I thought, did you know that?

You just let it go?

No?

Come here, I can't believe you didn't know that off the bat. You're played in the game, mate, You're just.

So in the game. Scoreboard worries about itself.

Yeah, he's not worried about school board. He's just worried about kicking goals. I'm just kid.

That is too nil to Alex nilbull and question three, what is the name of the Adelaide Crows Massot Club?

Yeah, we'll take it claw the Cray.

Yeah, poor Curls Crow. I didn't know his middle name.

Was girls.

Is that you needed to start after?

By the way, Question number four, this is your sweet spot. This is a numbers question. What number is Jordan Butts forty one?

I think Jordan butt span over here too, by the.

Way, okay, Question number five.

But the win this is a big one. Where do you go to dad?

Who won the Malcolm Black Medal in for Alex.

You said he went in early before he finished the question.

It would have had to have been a draw with the one in Ali Ben Casey and our skipper Jordan Dawson.

I played played, I.

Range from Woodville Park. Good morning, you're a.

Winner, Thank you, thanks Alex enjoy there you go.

That's what the Crows do. They just win. They just win. If it's football, if it's quizzes, if it's speed skating, speed walking, even they win.

Irene has picked up the Big Wedgy inflatable water park. Tickets open all summer at Westpeech Parks. Bookie tickets now at the Big Wedgy dot com dot are you Alex Bullen? It is a pleasure as always, well played, sir, well.

Played, Thank you, and when's training for the speed woman?

You know you're not leaving here without a video, you know that right.

Keeping on the show with Socials that Joey just about us, just about it for us this week. I just got to catch up with my mouth there Jade's don't thanks to shell OTR this morning. What a pleasure was to have Alex Neil Bullen in before just delivered a bombshell.

No one saw this coming. I who's just having a casual conversation about oh, if you competed at the next Olympics twenty twenty eight in LA, what would you do? And he goes, well, you know what, I was a state walking chap. Well, once we picked our was up off the floor from laughter. Alex, that's fantastic. Would you mind giving us a demonstration? And he did and he did and that will be on the Jody and Hazy socials.

It makes sense when you got calves like that as well. Yeah, at Jody and Hayes on Instagram. Check it out because it is just it's art, that's what it is. He was so quick off the mark producer Molly, Hello to you.

He doesn't breaking news. Hello.

So Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have welcomed to their little girl.

Her name has just been revealed in wait, wait, was she even pregnant? Did she have that? Yeah?

I don't think it was. They weren't pumped to it. Are they even together?

They are together? Right? And this name.

We would like to welcome our little celestial seed.

Celestial, so lest your seed seed?

Yeah.

Look, I've got a couple of mates from back in school and they nick names seed. Not for good reasons, No, okay, not for good rason.

It imagic, Yeah, but that should tickle you. You from a farm, seeding, et cetera.

Yeah, like a header a little seed.

But also your dad's name's machine Gun. So yeah, what do we expect?

First name machine middle game gun, last name Kelly.

It was never going to be Jake Smith?

Was it Steve?

Well, it's also a girl, so oh yeah, a little seed?

Is it?

She?

Lovely? I quickly before you get out here as well, we need to talk about gather around, and in particular, gather around me Jodi and Hasey. What about this all next week? Every day we have four day passes to gather around that'll get you into every single game at Adelaide over. It's worth fourteen hundred bucks trucks.

It went absolutely off last year. We're doing it again. Just pictures of up there PEPSI collective, DJ's going off, having the time of your life. Let's do it.

Yeah, reachter, we details ra than Ova player and hopefully you can win next week that'll do it for us. We are out of here. If your name is Seed, apologies for offending you.