Bigger The Belly Smaller The Deli

Welcome to the podcast. Fancy seeing you here. I'm thankful that you're here. No, Jodyotti, she's got spitty bum.

Say that hazy, although it's what it is, even though she will diny and say it's just coming out the top end.

It's just a top end. No, it's not.

Gashtro doesn't choose which way it comes and which places it doesn't want to go.

If it goes.

Everywhere, but if you're a woman, it does in women only. Is the top funny?

That is?

Yeah.

So, filling in for Jodyoti was news reader Abby, and Abby you did a sensational drop.

Firstly, well done, Thank you very much.

This is my first podcast too, so I'm a little bit nervous.

Okay, they'd be nervous. Just take it all in.

I gave you a really really informative piece about how the male genitalia is somehow transforming into larger lenks.

What do you think of that?

Probably one of the most hard hitting news stories I've covered in my career, to be honest.

And you, this is a lady who knows the really solid headlines.

Very solid head line where.

Well, gosh, are we relating back to the story. Oh boy, Jody's Jews was done very well by you.

Thank you.

I'm usually across most things, but I feel like today was easier than what I thought it would be.

Yes, Alec Baldwin was one of the headlines, and also the Sex Education think can you just educate me on that?

Okay, So if you've never seen Sex Education, which is a Netflix series, then you need to go home and watch it. So it's basically set all these students who go to this school and obviously as you're growing up and you're learning about yourself and you're getting too relationships and things like that. But anyway, there's one of the characters. His mum is a sex education or like she what's

I was like, are you thinking of going on here?

Sorry, I've lost it, but yeah, so she specializes in that. So she sort of comes in and tries to help the students through some of their debarcles.

I could have used some of her help back in the day, that's for sure. We played to ask us anything as well, and what we did uncover is that to you one of the questions, have you hooked up with celebrity, You've had relations or some sort of relations with one of the absolute most elite sportsmen on the planet.

Yeah, so I when I was in America may or may not have been kissed on the cheek, which I'm going to claim. Anyway, I don't care what anyone says. I was kissed on the cheek by Shaquill O'Neil.

The big Arristotle, the big one.

He's huge, by the way, he's massive, And anyway I'm taking that.

I'm taking that as a win.

Is very big. All right, podcast, it's all in there. Don't forget as well.

We need to give you a code word like we did each and every podcast, like we did yesterday. The co word for today is rhymal up for grabs, A double pass to rouge goes rogue.

Out of you. I didn't think you were going to get that.

I think so either. I was so nervous.

Well done.

That co word is rymal Enjoy time nowby to cover the really really hot topics. This is a really solid information piece that popped up on my desk. I'm just going to go straight into it with the headline this means the average length of a man's has increased over the past thirty years.

This is a new study. It's been revealed. You saw this as well.

You always have the most hard hitting news for me, and I love it. I love it. Yes, I did say it.

We're trying to educate here at over as well, not just bang out fresh hits, no, but also educate fresh hits and throwbacks. Exactly right, Producer Sean, welcome. You'll be very intrigued by this conversation.

Well, I came to the world thirty years ago, so yeah, pretty pretty.

Much a pretty intrigue your prime age for this study.

Research published in the World Journal of Men's Health discovered that the average size of a man's has grown twenty four percent over nearly three decades. But while many think the findings are good news, experts warn it's actually a concerning discovery.

This makes sense to you at all?

Oh yeah, look, time people change over time. How are they saying that we're getting bigger? Like, what's the cause of it?

Well, that's where they're saying.

It's a little bit concerning because they're saying, and it's a report from Stamford University, there's a fear that the phallic inflation is due to unhealthy habits like binging junk food, or being mostly sedentary, or even pollution.

Nah, I got to call you out on that, you know, the old saying bigger the belly, little of the deli.

No true, I stay, it's true. So sorry, Just can you analyze that? Go through that again?

Yeah?

What Look, there was a study done multiple years ago that you know, unhealthy men sometimes have a smaller than average.

Is that because they can't see it smaller than it?

Just because.

No, it was a study that was done, So that's why they're trying to encourage men to be healthy. So that's why I don't know if eating junk food is really.

Hello, this study there's five thousand people and it was from nineteen ninety two to twenty twenty one.

That's a pretty big oh sorry, with over fifty it was fifty five thousand men.

They did a study shorn five and a half thousand people. Doctor Eisenberg. I was there, he checked me out at the urine all that time.

Yeah, but there's three point five billion people or billion men, sorry, in the world.

I get that.

But seventy five studies with over fifty five thousand that's pretty big sample data right there.

That's science broke, that's science.

I eat a lot of jumper up.

That is the point, isn't it. Okay, it's my shout.

We're going to Hungry Jacks for Bricky look for holiday you this summer because he's a little different on holiday, all of daring, relaxing sometimes and be more fancy.

And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit your style, cooking to.

Get away on the what if? What if it's Ozzie for travel, the new guest ranking story, there's towns. We're seeing this humane.

Joe, so it's going to power through with Jodie's Jews. But the thing about it now, Abby, is that we've got someone who's a genuine news gatherer.

So this could work well.

Jodey's a news gatherer to she's got her day job that it's a journalist with Drew.

So there you go.

It's very very true.

But yes, lots in Jerdy's juice. We can't miss it.

Obviously, it's everything you need to know for your day. First thing I want to talk about is the bafter So Award season is obviously well underway. Crowds were buzzing last night at the role Abbot Hall in London for the seventy six Bafter Awards.

Winners included an.

Ostin Butler for his portrayal of Elvis in the self titled biopic All Quiet on the Western Front, which took out seven gongs, including the Bafter for Best Director and Best Original Score and Best Film.

All eyes were on Ozzie.

Kate blanche who took out the gong for Best Actress for the role of tortured conductor in Tar. In her emotional speech, Kate said this was a role which could have ended her career.

Take a listen and the Bafter goes to Kate Blanchet, this was really it did take a lot, and it took me away from you enormous a loot, an enormous a lot. I don't know whatever that means.

Okay, with the sea still getting things done.

She actually is wanting to take a break from acting after that movie, so it must have taken a.

Toll on her.

There you go to her next King's Coronation concert. This is a big one and I think producer Sean will be interested in the last little tidbit for this story. In a huge blow for the King. Two major pop stars have reportedly turned down palace requests to perform at his coronation concert coming up in May.

So according to the UK, sun Adele.

And Ed Sheeron the Badabit's Little Nay.

At the event in May, but it locked into other commitments which will prevent them from performing.

Although Adele has.

No publicly listed engagements for the day that Ed Sheeran will for that day, Ed Sheeran will be in Texas finishing off his World Mathematics Tour, which is currently obviously touring Australia.

Right, I thought there was.

Something since to their life, Like Chuck just threw out the bait there and thanks mate.

But imagine, okay, I get edge year and he's already with concerts. But like Adele, would you not you know, the King wants you to perform for him, would you not quickly, Oh, let me just check my diary and reschedule a few things.

You'd think so, But I don't know he is he not liked over there? That's w I'm reading.

Yeah, I think we're getting to that point in society where people are getting over the royal family.

Don't tell me, don't I don't want to live in the world where we don't obsess over.

The royal credit.

I cried when the queen died anyway, Yeah weird, it was weird. But music to producer Sean's ear is the Spice Girls are in crunch talks to reunite for the gig at the coronation.

So that's big news there.

Didn't produce a short and just come to life because as we know, he's a president of the Spy Skirls fan club back.

In high school.

His little eyes just sparkled alive.

They're literally glittering us, all right.

And the last thing we've got to talk about, obviously, is the train wreck that is Maths. Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, the experiment has welcomed two new couples to the show. Self confessed control freaked Tasmanian Taylor isn't a fan of compromise and is in dire need of the experts help.

Just a little heads up about me. I can be explosive. My first and biggest trigger is this. I can't bear the thought of my partner not defending me in public, even if they don't agree with my.

Words and actions.

I'm happy to have a discussion privately if they don't agree with me, but I really need my partner to stand by me. Secondly, I have always had a problem with authority, and I don't like being told what to do. So I'm hoping as my husband, you wouldn't presume to tell me what to do. Let's hope these aren't points of contention for us.

I've always had a problem with authority, just a bad girl from the Apple.

While I hate being told what to do. Now, Taylor's match is nice guy Hugo. He was really positive and the expert thinks experts think this is just what he needs.

Sorry, she needs.

Taylor did break down on the way to the ceremony while in the limo, though, and says she doesn't want to go go through with the wedding. Hugo was done the wiser as he happily waited for his new bride. Once Taylor made it up the aisle, she tells Hugo that she that she has.

A go named after him.

As you do. I think we all saw that coming.

I feel like maybe maybe I should do that. I need to go and name them after my future husband. Then maybe it'll work out.

Yeah, that'll lock him down, look him down.

Taylor doesn't seem overly impressed by her husband to be, but as they exchanged for ours, Hugo's beautiful words captivate.

Taylor and obviously win her over because it's TV.

There you go.

You told me you built a time machine.

It's on this daisy. Yeah. Hello, it's Tuesday, twenty first of February. You know what it is.

You know the drill. Let's take a little trip down memory lane start. In eighteen seventy eight, the world's first telephone book was published in Connecticut. Can I ask you as well, producer, So, do you even know what a telephone book is?

Yeah?

You youngsters see people him in a half. Yeah, that's about all they're good for these days. I can't believe they were even inventive. Nineteen oh seven, Bondi Surf Brothers Life Saving Club was established in Bondei, Sydney. It is the oldest active surf life saving club in the world. And no doubt our forefathers, our beach forefathers, back down and said, you know what, I can envision an award winning reality show called Bondai Restaurant.

What a Classic's the end?

The longest running Bossie TV.

Yeah, you just questioned if that much actually happens at Bondai Beach.

Geez is there an emergency?

Probably not today Moss pretty flat here at Bondi backpacker is doing a bit though, Yeah, big rip. In nineteen forty six, the late Alan Rickman was born in London, England. Today would have been his seventy seventh birthday. Happy birthday, do you slick Rick?

No, fove points will be taken from your house to classmants.

Shit, he's not with a stoke. No, so he didn't hear that anyway.

Four The first instant camera, the Polaroid Land Camera, was demonstrated at a meeting of the Optical Society of America. And didn't cameras develop nicely? Didn't they from the disposable cameras that we once had some hum eighties?

Oh you didn't know that, he's either.

That's trendy.

Shrove Tuesday. It's pancake Day twenty twelve. The most tosses of a pancake in one you know, it was achieved by Australian Brad Jolly image an astounding one hundred and forty tosses at Martin Place in Sydney. Sorry, it's something I s I apologize for the incomanting wars Brad Jolly though one of the great tosses. Twenty twenty one, Novak Djokovic, What is ninth Australian Open tennis title in Melbourne?

Still the optimate batch down under it?

And then for a while there, particular last year it was Novak via the Australian government. Novak wasn't allowed in, but then he returned and who won? Novaks Novaks Novak Djokovic. The numb one song today in two thousand and six was a song about Jody Oddie. It's called a replaceable. Here you go bye, Yon, say good morning Jody and Hazes ask us anything welcome to you?

Producer Sean Hell you love this, don't you?

It's my favorite segment.

Look at that smirk on his book.

We've got fresh meat?

Ask us anything where no question is off limits? What have you got great man?

Haven't I got this?

Well?

Our first question is from Frank in Marlind. I think I know the answer because I've known Aby for a while. But interesting to know both your answers here. Have either of you two ever hooked up with a celebrity.

I see what's going on here. You're trying to get me.

And I share a kiss every morning.

So I've been trying for weeks and I've got nothing.

Every morning every morning about six o'clock to straighten this nice little solid kiss on the forehead to Abby, good morning.

How much time do we have here, because I do have a little bit of a story.

How many celebrities if you hooked dublins?

Okay, So I was over in America. We went to a basketball game in Miami. Didn't realize it was actually the jersey retirement yep, whatever it is for Shaquill O'Neil.

Yeah.

Anyways, so then we were walking I was walking through one of the girls and walking through one of the hallways and we were actually meant to be in that stuff at quick will run.

Through anyway, and so then they were trying to sort of like.

Kickers out, like you guys don't much be here, which passed blah blah blah, and then Shaq's like hey, because he could hear us talking, He's like, are you from Australia? I was like yes, anyway, So we got talking and I was like, oh, can we get a photo blah blah blah.

I had a photo and.

Then as we went to leave, he kissed me on the cheek. So I feel like it's not a proper patch, but he did kiss me.

On the cheek, not hook it up.

But that's that's still a kiss on the cheek with Shaquille o' neil.

Hello, you know who that is?

Hooked up with shaq that's what we're going with. I knew this question was coming as well, and I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to get me confessed about my story about Carry Kerry and Kennell.

I will not.

Release the information about me and Cak, all right, not me, Not me. I've got no celebrity stories at all. In saying that, I do know a bloke who hooked up with Lara Bringle.

Brother in law.

So there you go. That's the closest. That's the closest to me.

Interesting, So what are you saying more exciting stories than you?

He said, that's the closest I've been to hooking out with a celebrity. You just you left the celebrity. That's as closest you've been to hooking up. All right.

Question number two Kelly from Elizabeth has said, love you guys, but I'm really curious what was the last thing you searched on your phone? Now, I actually want your phones here because I don't trust you.

I don't trust you, so.

I can you lock it? I can't now, I want to see what the last thing that stopped deleting everything? Hazy all right.

Could say?

There, go and try and say it mate.

So Hazy's just opened up a Wikipedia page that I cannot Giannis Anticlop don't do that on purpose. But I just found out that he was looking up chip A Lata sausages earlier on and.

Isaac Ironman, Isaac Lehman.

Oh there you goes. I'm looking at a small screen.

So it doesn't surprise me with Hazy because he loves his food.

Every time I see me eating, okay, and it's compo.

Sorry there, Yeah, anyway, moving on, trying to stump me happy. This could be why you're single. The latest things that Abby's looked up are ALMB gardens, Esa weather Enfield essay Weather Sa, I'm.

Married to my job, the Advertiser news dot com. That's all I do.

Open.

She was referencing your story from before and she's done a little bit of extra resource.

Right, it's just sort of what we went down this maze of all these other sort of extra articles.

Yeah, well, really get on top of that.

Which average length? Yeah, that's that's the article that this is research. It's for work.

It's research, alright. Question number three and this one's come from Patrick from park Home. He said, mine is Jackie by Joanne. But I'd like to know what your favorite guilty pleasure song is one Jackie from John You go first.

I'll go first. Bang. I feel like the way that I go about things. I'm not supposed to like this song. I love it great size.

Kind that song doesn't well, But that song doesn't surprise me with you for some weird reason.

Hang on, did you did you take me as a bit of a fireflys guy?

Yeah?

Yeah, I don't know. There's just that doesn't surprise me.

If you look at this guy, he's definitely now city guy.

For me, it has to be Shania Twain. Man, I feel like a woman.

She doesn't love that Bang, get a chair.

I feel like it comes on and.

As soon as she says the let's go girls, you just it's not that mean. You just want to kick down a door. You just yet ready for it?

Sketchy in the mood doesn't?

Yes it does?

You ready, ladies, I knew I'm pushing that button. Yes, this beautiful bucket of vomit that is Maths Episode fourteen is done. And a couple of key talking points as well as I know you're not a massive fan of Maths, and I don't think anyone will admit that they.

Are, but you watch it.

Yeah, it's like a train crash. Really you shouldn't be watching it, but you continue watching it.

I am a fan.

Yeah, there you go. I love it. Zoey.

Yeah, I don't like to admit it. But once you're in, you're in. You're sucked in.

Yeah, and boy, wasn't.

Last night a big one?

There's a big gun on two points in particular, we met a new couple, a couple by the name of Rupert and of course Evelyn. See I can't remember a name because all I can think about is Rupert, because Rupert.

Is an absolute spook.

I'd like to go into a relationship, but I can't talk, so that's my problem.

Yeah, he had some issues last night to me, Oh, we sure did.

Yeah, the vows were a train wreck. I think we'd be safe to say he brings up his food pet Peeves.

Which is very interesting. One thing you need to know about me if you eat my ice cream, that's strike.

One.

Have to agree with Rupert on that one.

Well, yeah, I was going to say I agree with there.

I do accept the vowels I open about four times you went sorry, not my best, sorry, not my best.

He was off, he was off, he was really off.

And this is well at some stage when they're talking about and she said, how would you pick me up if you saw me.

At a bar?

So if you saw me in a bar, what would be your pickup line?

I just say you owe me.

That's your pick.

Yeah, not your best say up, just say.

That's a point of difference. I missed that last night. Wow, that does not make me want to buy you an espresso.

Shockingly, not enthused.

Shockingly, Rupert would go home alone a lot on a Saturday night.

Yeah, I can't say that's ever worked for him anyway.

The strist for me is Jesse and Claire. So Jesse has been the villain for this whole thing, and all of a sudden it is just switched. Because Jesse thought that Claire was cheating on her, or cheating on her with Adam. Adam, and she gaslit him.

She did at the time that we knew that at the time as a big bomb show.

Finally she admitted last night and I.

Went outside, we kissed. Oh that is classic.

I knew it.

You know that part of me was just like, have I got this wrong?

Like my suspicions were absolutely founded.

Adam, I want to.

Dog the tables have be sure?

How freaking.

Yeah?

Do you know what I hate the most about this?

Though?

I still think Jesse is low key, a little bit of a villain, and he'll get the sympathy vote now.

Yeah, exactly. So my brother in law was Michael from a couple of seasons ago. This is his story all over again.

So I can't remember her name, but he and he reckons he didn't, but I reckon he did kissed some other girl, and then he was the film for Ages, and then finally it was revealed that Stacey had slept with somebody else's.

Right, and then he got the sympathy.

I gave him sympathy.

That's how you do it.

It's like eating too many twisties and vomiting and then keeping on eating twisties. That's what maps is. What a disgusting mess, which will keep on watching. It's a mess getting to yeah, I'll never drink again, and then what do you do the next week drink?

Well, look at what happened to us the other Friday at our little stuff.

Still a little bit hungover from that one.

Oh yeah, never drinking again.

It's been a big fun show. We've had a lot of fun. No, Jody Oddie should be back on Forward tomorrow.

But well done, Abs, thank you, thanks for having me. It's been lovely. But let's hope JODI's back tomorrow.

Well let's let's embarrass you because the texts have been flooding through and they're all saying how much they've loved listening to you.

So well done.

Thanks guys, I'll give you your payments later.

If she's on deck, Judge, Jodi will return tomorrow and worst job Wednesday. I don't know what else could be up that needs to be done, Sean, what have we got? I mean I had to clean coworkers cars last week.

Let me just tell you it's festival season and those portal losers smelling.

At the moment, mate, bear in mind the heat as well.

This is this is becoming my favorite segment.

I think Worst Job Wednesday recording Hazy through his paces yay.

And I'm sure the ladies listening to the show would love to see you in a speedo again.

Yeah, okay covered and you know what Nova's Red Room invites as well, and some Lord tickets. So it's all happening tomorrow. Enjoyed the rest of your day, and thank you once again us reader Abby, Thanks so much. All right, keep it locked. Maddie Roe's going to take you through your workday. Have a good rue, see tomorrow morning.