Oh, welcome to the podcast. Jeez, big big day, really really big day.
Three of the biggest names in football, Ryan Fitzgerald, A Ratzia Fantasia and Tom Dudo or Johnderson Studio.
And we all looked at their calves.
We looked at all of their respective calves. We've had a good old fashioned calf off with the Ratsio, didn't we.
Yeah, because you made a really really sol I mean, this is what new supporters do when they go to Portatloine training. They noticed who's got big and little calves.
That's my area of expertise.
You looked at poor Rasny, you said, I reckon, we could beat him a bit of a.
Car for Yeah.
And also they don't compare well to Sam pel Pepper, do they.
They don't. I look forward to Jodie's diary.
It's a nice way for me to really get a good gauge in understanding of just how well slash bad I'm going. When I say well, I purely mean how bad. So thank you for the feedback.
Well, I don't know why you're making this about you, because really it's a nice cathartic exercise for me to write down my thoughts and feelings during the week.
So it just it feels like when this does become an HR, you're like, no, no, no, no, no no, it's therapeutic for me.
Yeah, that's excuse your use exactly.
An In true gas lighting fashion, I'll say, hazy, grow up, mate, stop being so egotistic.
You're like, I stop making about you. Oh my gosh ah, that's good.
I appreciate some good gas You're welcome. Enjoy the podcast battles.
It's back.
It's a back baby Battle of the Bangers.
Do you know what I love about this?
At other radio stations I've worked with them, we've done a similar concept. They've gone, you can play whatever you want this Friday as long as it's on the playlist.
And you go, okay, here we goes. So what is anything?
Any anything goes anything? Whatever you want, my good friend, this is good.
So what we're going to do is Joe's You're going to pick a song. I'm going to pick a song.
We're gonna put it on Instagram at No. Over nine my nine little pole up there by the story, and you're going to vote for it. We're going to play it towards end of the show.
I love that for us. What you got?
Do you want to set the scene or do you want me to kick it off?
Oh?
I ken go all right, So we have a big night tonight, you and I jumping on stage at the Festival Theater in front of thousands of people in fishnet stockings and high heels to perform this song.
Still learning a song? How's it go?
It's just a jump, isn't it.
It's good And the only reason, the only sole reason I want to play this today is because I still haven't.
Learned all the moves. Yes, that's fair. I'm in the same boat.
We need to practice, okay.
And I also want everyone to be doing the time warp in their lund rooms, in their cars, wherever you may be this morning.
Yeah, at approximately eight something eight.
Yeah, that's the okay. So that's your choice. But I'm going to say it's not quite in the playlist, the name and playlist.
No, that's what I love about it important.
It's unique, it's its own thing, and it's so relevant, as is a bit of foreigner. Great song. Got nothing to do with this segment, though, I'm going to go with but he Kings of Leon if you don't mind so far, it's been a while. Go get them Kings.
That's a hot competition right there.
I have to say, Lacky horror v. The Kings of Leon. It's not your stock stand.
And match up with.
So it's really not Jump on the Instagram? Did I just call it? The Instagram's not the Instagram?
Is it?
Is it on the Instagram or the Facebook? The Instagram? Isn't it?
Jump on MySpace and register your vote. No, it's on the Nova page on Instagram. Register your vote this morning for what song you want to hear to really crack on into the weekend.
It's the Nova nine one nine. It's the Jody Hazy Josh get.
Here you guys going, yeah, going very well. Thanks mate.
You're in charge of all things social media as well. You've been keeping an eye on this thing.
I have.
Indeed, I'll tell you what.
It's been hotly contested on the Jody in Hazy page.
Fifty to fifty split.
So we go to Nova nine one nine for the final results.
Okay, it's sixty two percent.
It's Jody with the time.
Oh, you're kidding me.
That is just ridiculous. I don't want to accept that. That's two weeks in a row now.
Yeah, look like two from two look at it as an opportunity to practice right now.
Yeah, that's true, it's true, okay, And.
We won't catch it all on camera at all.
There's only nine cameras around here.
Can I just give a quick shout out to Victoria in the inbox, who says Jody always has the best songs?
Thank you?
Okay, good stuff, all right, just don't just don't keep your egoing.
Check it's okay.
It's feeling a little bit isolated here. That's okay.
I got to start dancing out too, Lazo fanz fan.
Wealking to Jody and Hazy.
Yes, oh yes, it's a right.
And also Aratia, welcome to the studio. Please ask Andrew Hayes. BT was very excited talking about you. Then Brian Taylor. How was the reception when you went up to Brian at a function?
I introduced myself to BT and I said, I work in the seven news room.
Good for you.
After the game he gives not a lot, But then like during the game he'll say that, yeah, yeah.
It's very bizarre.
How are you how are you feeling? You've just brought us in a little present. We're so excited.
Yeah, I brought in the big guns yesterday on the day off. Nona came over Mum and me and we just cranked out some pasta bake for you guys.
Got match too massive trays? Can I explain to you I don't have to cook all.
Weekend too massive trays of pasta. Do you want to have a little try and your host?
Yeah?
I absolutely will, so, so what's in passed back? Take us through it?
Yeah?
So you help? You can make this yourself?
Yeah, absolutely, but I just wanted to make sure Nona was running the eye over it so I didn't mess it up. But basically pasta in the oven. So you cook the pasta and sauce and you just layer up like cheese and egg and there it is.
Pasta from scratch.
No I did buy that.
Okay, that's right, you forgive me. Don't count next week? No, okay? Do you enjoy cooking with you.
And on it?
Yeah?
I love it?
Like Mum was, you know, getting the camera out yesterday taking a few photos.
It's just memories that yeah.
How old is she us?
Testing my memory?
I think she'd be about eighty seven. She loves it though she's the matriarch of the family, just cooks for everyone and.
We love her.
And does she come to the footy and watch.
No, but she watches on TV every game that I'm playing. She was watching Essendon Collin with the other day answer I wanted to win. No, no, no, yeah, yeah, she loves footy.
Yeah up to day controversial cover.
Right, riping with your footy questions. Get it out of the way, mister rats.
How's the quad good?
Yeah, I've had a good little couple of weeks.
I actually went to Canberra to see a specialist, which is really nice and he gave me a few things.
That I need to work on to get back.
Yeah right, so we'll take us through that.
You go see a specialist because was it Max Rook back in the day and some of these players who go over to Germany you get calfs blood and all those types of things, a little trip to Europe.
It wasn't that. Yeah, yeah, I could go to your be nice actually for the ash No, I went to canber and saw Craig Purdam, who's a head physio of the AS and he was really good and just checked out the air and found out that by actually my quad was working harder because everything else was too weak and that's why I kept hurting my quad. It was good to do that, and now we can adjust the program of over compensation.
Yeah, we need to talk about one of your body parts in just a moment.
We'll get to that in a second. A big test.
Tonight, Saints, Yeah, definitely unbelievable, Probably the biggest test of the year.
You reckon, Yeah, I think so.
Apart from Collingwood at the g they're right up there, obviously number one on the table, and I think bassed during the week. They're amazing defensively. So it's going to be tough to score, and I wouldn't anticipate us scoring, you know, fifteen goals. It might be nine goals to eight, but we'll take that.
Well, there's good and bad news here because Hazy has tipped you. The bad news is he's horrible at tipping.
Tip Like, yeah, but your record is it very good? For example, Ran, so we got at a nine. It's like even if you just tipped, you just randomly threw some dice in and you do better than to out of nine. But that's okay.
I've been I tipped poured against Swans, obviously tipping against the Eagles, but also ticking against the dogs.
Okay, what do you want more pasta? Okay?
Here it would be okay, should we talk about this particular body part that you're mentioning now as well?
I would like to.
Okay.
So something that long term listeners of this show would know is that Hazy and I pride ourselves on our calves. You have to have elite calves to be able to participate in this show.
Now.
I was on the boundary of training the other day watching you run laps around the oval and I couldn't help but notice the ruts and don't take this the wrong way.
Got some skinny pins.
Yeah, I would agree, But I like my calves, baby calves.
If you like them, what we would like to do, if it's okay with you, is just have a good old fashioned calf off.
Yeah.
So what we're gonna do.
We're going to photos of all our individual cars. We'll put them up on Instagram. We'll run a poll and we'll see who's got the best calves in the.
Team the baby oil. Ye me with that. Who's got the best cars of port?
By the way, well, that's a tough question. I don't look at everyone's cars like that probably pep really solid, Yeah, gorgeous legs?
What about it? When it's it's FANTASTICA V. Burgoyne, who wins that one? I think I've got him.
All right.
Well, if you're happy to do that, then any other body parts you want to compare or ask about it?
Port or don't you leave me down the car and get myself a little britten warning? No, thank you? Yeah go before we let you go as well.
We need your expert opinion on something. So we've launched something last week or Battle of the Bangers. So basically we choose a song each and then we get people to vote which is which.
So we're not even going to.
Tell you who selected who. We're just going to play the little bits and pizzas. So you've got this song, I like this one, so.
You think it.
Ye, that's just a good song, respect to whoever picked this. Or you've got this one thing that the Rocky Horror Show is on tonight, So Razia Fantasia gives your thoughts.
If you had to choose just one song.
Mum will probably kill me. Mum would like number two, but I like number one.
Yes, that doesn't mean you.
I think Razio's votes worth at least two or three percent, not your standard one percent.
All right, well get your pants off because we're gonna have a calf shop.
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When he's welcome to Jodie and hazy Tom.
Today, just just throw peelback the things that are the curtains here. So I'm the odd one out. I'm the odd one out for not knowing the time warp yep, yeah right, okay.
Everyone even is all over.
There is no one on the planet that doesn't know the time all except for you.
Okay.
It's nice, isn't it, Tommy to let you know. We've done rehearsals during the week and he's not bad.
With the choreography.
But it's the freestyle afterwards where we really run into trouble.
It's like eight seconds of freestyle and I need severe direction. So can you go? Do you the football players. They go to club and stuff. Do you dance? Are you a dancer?
We dance a little bit, yeah, around and about, you know, the gym. If there's a good tune on before the game, when you're geting up and about, there's a little.
Bit of dancing.
Best dancer in the team outside of myself, Benny Davis was really good last year, but he's left us alonger with us.
Riley thil Thoughts probably dances the most, so I go really really it.
I feel like Josh Shelley would be able to cut a move or too, or at least think that he could.
All thinks that he can.
Yeah, whether he actually can is probably up for debate, but not really much of a debate.
To be honest.
Should we do all about foota Yeah, let's.
Do that.
Still a few days away, Tommy. But it's a huge game against the Pies. I'd imagine for someone and the way that you go about things, you'd embrace big challenges like this.
Yeah, yeah, it's exciting. We obviously we're playing some good footy, but with what they did on Anzac Day and the comeback against Essen, and they're in some fine form as well, and we're glad it today. Oh and hopefully we get a big crowd there and can be as loud as what they were at the MCG on the weekend.
I think the concerning thing about Collingwood is you can never ever write them off, like twenty eight points down, it's three quarter time on Anzac Day, Like come on, yeah, that's a big ask.
Yeah, it's one of those things we know it's going to have to be four quarters is a cliche. It sounds a whole four quarter performance thing. We knew that going into that Anzac Day, but then seeing them come back obviously made it more apparent.
Do you reckon they should tag Dacoss?
I don't know, Yeah I have. Is there any talk about tagging Dekos? Well? Just on that.
What do you do for someone like this? Who give him a hard tag? You're still going to get a hit the ball.
Yeah, it's tough.
I think last year we sort of didn't know whether to do it or not, and I think he had a pretty good day against this. This year, we might go to him for a little bit, or go to him early or late, see how it goes. But he's someone that you put someone on him. He can still do a fair bit, but you don't put anyone on him and he can completely take over the game.
So it is a hard tag still thing in the game of AFL today. Or is it more of an accountable role?
More of an accountable role, and I'd say it's more of a team tag. I think most teams there's not really that one tag of that the crowley that used to just go with the one player and stick with him all day.
That that happens here and there.
But I think it's more of a team structural thing to try and stop a what a player does.
Okay, before you descend into se and mode again, we need to change tags.
It was a football like x's and no question, I sort of had to go thank you for saying yeah, not saying in just one week at the time, full cred.
To the boys.
You love your movies, yes, yes, correct, you love your streaming services?
Correct, Okay, you've.
Got Stan, Yes, stand's my favorite.
We love Stan.
A little assignment for you this week, if it's okay, if you've got time in between you and not being a professional footballer, because.
You guys are so busy all the time, just a hint.
We would like you to come back next week for our listeners and have your top three STAN recommendations and reviews.
Is that okay?
Yep?
Right?
In that week, what I'm going to just give homework for the listeners, go and watch poker Face on STANT.
Yeah, get through the first episode.
First episodes a little bit, and then two through probably seven are unbelievable.
Yeah, pretty good.
I would say one out of two episodes was good. There were some that you would just be like, oh, come on, we.
Talked about Lady Gaga song, poker Face, what's going on here? I don't want you enough TV t ME. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to not be able to participate in this conversation. You've just been great in this segment.
Yeah, and quick one before we let you go, we played this bit of audio this morning from Nick nat Neue West Coast Eagles legend. Just haven't listen for us, and we're keeping it really high brow this morning.
Have I listen to this.
He's got a newborn baby, right, and he's talking about changing nappies and this is what he likes to do in the shower for shower time.
Instead of changing.
He's getting too hard.
I just do it the old Fijian style, just stomper down the drains, tuck him in the shower. Shower was made to put down the drain and push it down there.
So tomlrain stop, train stop? Is this the thing? Or is Nick nap by himself here on the n No.
I was going to try and go into an elaborate response there, but no, that's just not something you do, is it?
Nothing going on in the Crows change rooms.
But if someone from the Crows likely to go down this.
Who's the biggest pooh waffler coming to the coming to the inner sanctum? Guys, I'll tell you about the biggest No, that's just not I don't know. That's just not something I've ever considered. I don't think anyone else really has.
Very good be sure anyway.
Hey Tony, thanks for time this morning. I appreciate it. Good luck on Sunday.
Fitz's weekend footy tips.
It's a little prayer to the radio gods. Good morning, Fitzy.
Can you hear me in the studio. I'm right next to you. But we didn't know if the mic was going.
Look, we were panicking at all during Taylor Swift. We were just relaxing listen. We were in a lavender haze.
When I was listening to Jody Story. I was the whole time.
I was going, wind it up. I want to get home, but no, thank you for having me on going. I must have done something right last week.
Absolutely, we've had this discussion during the week. You can come back anytime you want. Your call at three am in the morning if.
You want to talk to us, got it.
I'm leaving Sydney tomorrow and I'm taking over the Adelaid Breakfast, so you two are gone.
Don't joke that sort of stuff happens in radio, mate.
Yes, and also the text line is going off and I'm not going to read any of those.
Can I just say, apparently there's a big performance. You guys have got a big performance this week.
Yes, its way to Sydney, has it?
It has? It's huge over here.
So what characters are we playing in the Rocky Horror Show?
So what's your cameo?
What's happening so Rocky Horror Show tonight Festival Theater. We'll be donning fish nets and high heels. Particularly Hazy because he's really taken to him, will be performing the time warp in the finale.
There's no pressure there, there's no.
Pressure, Hazy, you are gone, I think. Can I just tell you? It is nerve wrecking because I lost a bit years and years ago on Adelaide Radio with Hans the accordium player, and I lost the bet with Hans and I had to perform at the Mars Bar under the name Hissy Fits, and I dressed up and I had to do a spice Skills song. It was one of the most intimidating nights of my life. I rolled my ankle four times, Hazy in the big boots. So you're gone, mate, You're in a fair.
Is that why they shut Mars Bar down?
Yeah? I think it was. There was an absolute mess. But no, you guys will have a great time.
That'll be awesome.
Yeah, no, it should be fine. What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing, It's going to be an absolute treat Hey, Fitzy, let's get two footy tips from me. We won't start an order, We'll go straight to your top shelf. Big game on Sunday, Crows taking on the Pies. Yeah, that's going to be massive.
Do you know what my head says to back the Pies because they're probably the best team in the competition by an absolute mile at the moment.
But I'm gonna go with my heart here.
I really do think Adelaide Crows can get up. There are chance if we can take Nick Deacos out of the game. I'm going to back the Crows as with an upset on Sunday at Adelaide.
Over Okay, just if the Crows are up by twenty eight points at three quarter time, don't don't relax, Okay.
I know, I know how good at Collingwood they were. That was brilliant to watch hansac day. It was magnificent. But yeah, we've got two huge games. You realize if the Crows win and Port Adelaide win tonight, we're equal. Both teams are equal top. We won't go top because of percentage, but we're equal top.
It's ridiculous, isn't it.
You love to see in that sort of stuf. Do you think porter chance?
I look too many injuries for me, hazy, and I know Charlie Dixon's coming back, but I don't think he'd be one hundred percent. They've got some big injuries and Sint Kilda are playing good footy, so I'm just gonna have to back the Saints on that one.
Okay, not really sucked the air out of South Australia.
Their mate not sipard my heart.
When it comes to Port, it was the last time you tipped Pared Adelaide in.
Yeah, I tipped a few supporters into the cops.
That's the last time I've tipped anything to do with Port Adelaide.
Fitz just quickly, can we sort of veer off in a bit of a different direction. Obviously it's been a big week in South Australia with the passing on of a young player in the Adelaide Footy League because of concussion. All the headlines for all the wrong reasons here someone who played at the top level for the Sydney Swans and the Adelaide Crows. And you've got young bokes coming through playing footy now or probably going to play football.
When you see stuff like this, and when we're talking about concussions so much, how does it make you feel?
And yeah it does what goes on in your head, hazy, It does scare me a little bit, you know. And when I got drafted, I lived with Jude Bolton, who ended up playing three hundred dollar games for Sydney Swan's he put his head over the ball regularly. He would have had eight or nine concussions in his career and I speak to Bolts about it regularly, and he's a
couple of brain scans already. Well the hard thing is, look, there's nothing wrong with him at the moment, but he's worried about what's going to happen down the track, Jode.
So yeah, you.
Know, it's a long term thing and unfortunately they can't see the damage done until you're gone. That's some of these scans. So it's a really scary thing. I love the road that the aflare going down now to protect the head as much as they can.
And you know, with kids, I mean I've lived.
In Sydney for the last twelve years, but I see what happens in rugby league as well, Like it's crazy. There's a lot of parents pulling their kids out of rugby league now because they've seen how many concussions can happen in the big time. So, yeah, it is a scary thing and hopefully we sort it out.
So if your young fellas are playing and they're playing the way that Jude used to play, and that is going in neck First, are you stopping the way that they go about attacking the pill?
Just a couple of things.
They're hazy, they are my son, so they'll never put their head over the ball. Second of all, no, no, no, it is my youngest. Lenny has no fear at the moment, and I love and I think majority of your kids do until they get injured for the first time. But it is scary, like they throw themselves into situations that you.
Are like, oh my gosh, this would go either way. So look, I don't think I'll pull them up.
I think while you're playing footy in your career, you try to further yourself as much as your hand you can and do what you need over the ball.
But yeah, you just got to keep an eye on up very.
Quickly before we let you go.
I don't want to go on a on a sad note, So let's just play this piece of audio that I don't think you've heard from Ni Natnuey, who's the West Coast Eagles a legend the shower time.
Instead of changing that, oh yeah, get too hard, I just do it the old Fijian style. Just stumble down.
The drain.
Was made to put it down the drain and push it down there.
He is, of course, talking about his six month old baby. Where do you sit on poo waffles?
Vizy it.
I'll tell you. I'll tell you a story. I'll tell you a story.
When I was around about eight nine years of age, my cousin Shane and I we used to bathe together. He was a little bit older than me, but we used to bathe together and he made me laugh so much in the bath one night that I unfortunately had an accident and we were laughing so much that I had to as I could hear Dad.
Coming down the hallway going what are you laughing at?
I am doing the exact same thing Nick Nat was doing, and Daddim had just went, oh my god, what is this. I haven't seen this since I've looked at my last German video.
Cos I said, Dad, it's not what it seems.
Nah.
I wasn't eight, I was twenty two.
On that note, rhyme with Gerald, thank you so much for joining us.
I love you guys.
Things I haven't Oh, there you go. How is that for a visual? It's beautiful briefing story.
This town has several.
Singles huge SI.
I don't want to damp with you Friday. But Jerry Springer has died.
So the broadcaster from the NBC has died peacefully in his home in Chicago after a brief illness. So he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer a couple of months ago and deteriorated this week.
That's very sad.
I think when you were and you'll all agree, when you were homesick from school to go to was Ricky Lake and then Jerry Springer.
But it really was, and I don't know if.
There's any other way to say this, but absolute bottom feeders of society and not just airing their dirty laundy laundry Andrew, but letting people sniff it as well.
And then bang it would all erupt.
This episode that I'm about to play was called let me at her, going to keep put her hands and let me.
And you're at home watching, going, oh my god, care that my family is not dysfunctional at all.
And a special shout out to his bodyguards. They remember this.
Chant, Oh Steve the man, Yeah he didn't do much.
I know, No he didn't. He let it go.
Yeah, he just let it go.
And you just sort of look at this this like concerning so I can't believe this is happening look on his face, but he was like.
This icon, Yeah, I can't believe this is happening. But it's my job every single day to split up stupid fights on national television. Anyway, let's talk about one of the cutest on air couples on air TV couples breaking up. So doctor Chris Brown made his farewell speech last night in his second last episode of ARM A Celebrity, Get Me out of Here. So we said goodbye last night because he didn't want to detract from the winner on Sunday.
He of course is paired with Julia Morris, which was They said it was an unusual pairing, like a comedian and a vet. But I always enjoyed it. I always thought the chemistry was really lovely. And we've spoken to them before and they genuinely are just lifelong friends, aren't they.
It looks like I think you can absolutely tell when it's genuine and can you can genuinely tell that they like each other?
All? Yeah, I know, and then you've got people like us who fake it every single time.
Doctor CRUs has signed on with the Seven network.
He told yous he obviously wanted to make Sunday all about the contestants.
Speaking of who were the final ones? I did watch it last night.
Harry still in a netballer, Lizzellis is also still in.
And there's one more girl who I've never heard of in ever? Where was she below deck Star? Oh that's why i'n't heard of it?
Right?
Good luck to Asha on Sunday Night. Now.
Nick nat Nui, who's the allegendary West Coast Eagles player, is a new dad, which is gorgeous. I think he's got a six seven months old and he's made a bit of a startling revelation about nappies on TV, of which Hazy doesn't.
Miss an episode.
M No.
I tune in each and every week.
Take a listen to Nick Natanui.
West Coaster. Nick nat Nui has revealed his loving fatherhood. He and his fiance Brittany welcome to their first child, baby Ezekiel, back in October. But in an interview with the Eagles Coast to Coast podcast, Nick considered he's had some nappy dramas which he's resolved in quite the questionable way.
The shower time instead of changing.
That, Ye get too hard. I just do it the old Fijian style.
Just stumble down the janes, hock him this shows pull down the grain and push it down there.
I loved that.
That would have been Fijians watching that going we do no such things.
That is not the old Fijian style farmers.
So shower waffles.
Let's do a quick snappole around the room abbey in the news from first.
Shower warring way, Snap, what do you mean.
Do you need us to come back to you? What do we shower? Look?
No, I can't say that I've ever done that in the shower. There was maybe a story floating around about me as a young child, but we won't get into.
That on radio.
Keyword floating.
Yeah, can you actually grow up?
Producers?
Are we Well, I'm a functioning adult.
Human, So no, I've never cheered. I thought you were going to say something else. Next question, okay, hazy, absolute animal.
No, like are you waiting for me to be like? Well, lectually there was a time. No, I have never defecated in the shower and squashed it down the drama.
I'm sorry, but do you wean the shower?
Yeah? Regularly? Oh okay, that's a different story, so much.
Better yeah, I mean the story do you wear the shower? Who doesn't win the shower?
Am I right?
I'm hoping not everyone weeds in the shower because when I go to public showers, I think.
Oh, you go to public showers the gym sometimes? All right, that's a haven for you.
Have you got shower thons?
No?
I don't, Oh Joe, whoa hang on? Stop?
You have to have if you're.
If you're showering in public, like when we used to up to Manim all the time and we had to use the toilet blocks to shower because mom and Dad decided not to get a cabin and get a bloody caravan instead. You always have your shower songs and you take them with you and you wear them.
Don't have showers of their songs.
Specifically designed for public.
Just flight your two dollar ones from camar. You just go and grab them and off you go.
Can everyone stop picking on me?
It's twenty twenty three, It's probably time to graup.
That's all I've got for you.
You tell me you've got your time.
On this.
We'll take some knowledge and maybe a few fun facts into the weekend. Shall we go on?
Crush your mates at the bar Yeah, hey, Xander, I don't know what Xander, but I've got a fun fact for you. What about on this day, yesterday, this happened. What do you think of that? And you're like wow?
Yeah?
And also why is your name Xander?
Yeah?
Xander?
What we're going to talk with? Did your parents hate you?
No?
I will just call you Alex. Is that okay?
It's going to call you Alex Great nineteen fifty six. Jimmy Barnes was born in Scotland. Today is his sixty seventh birthday, South Australian Royalty the Greater North as well.
Oh, I know, I just did. It was just a good old fashioned Elizabeth boy.
Yes. Favorite, We've done this before. But favorite Jimmy Barnes song. Another opportunity for me to plug ship and steel, shop and steal shoop and steel?
Say favorite or worst?
Favorite? Very dangerous? Ship and Steel? Where have you got then?
Saturday?
Sure that's Jimmy Barnes. I'm pretty sure that's Pitbull.
I think it's a cold chisel actually.
Nine sixty seven, Muhammad Ali refuses induction into army and he shripped of his boxing title.
No, it has been said that I have two alternatives either bought a jail our.
Goal time, but I would.
Late to see that that is another ALTERNATWO have that alternative.
It's justice controversial times unbelievable.
Two thousand and three, iTunes online music store was launched by Apple.
I can't believe now, remembering living.
In a world where you would go out it's places like Sanity and buy a single.
Yeah, is that ridiculous?
So little record singles. That's crazy, isn't it?
And also like when you would pay a dollar ninety whatever per song to build up your library, your iTunes library.
Now you just jump on Spotify and it's all therefore your dull.
It's all There's easy. It's really easy, isn't it.
Tween iteen TV series Game of Thrones. The Long Night episode devotes with the longest battle ever screen nearly eighty minutes.
I have not seen a second of Game of Thrones in my life.
I got one season in and went this is not for me.
How it's not?
Twenty fourteen?
Do you like Game of Thrones thirteen twenty fourteen? If you like Game of Thrones, don't call us just kidding, feel free.
Producers always going to answer all of these calls. Are right now, I have a chat with you twenty nineteen as well, Disney says Marvel film Avengers The Endgame made estimated one point two billion worldwide.
First film to make more than a billion on opening.
Ah, it's those little blue people though they're priceless to you, won't they?
No, that's Avatar. Oh you've not Avengers. Yes, the avatars are very sexy. We many times?
What do the Avengers do?
Then?
I'm not sure. I'm not a big comic book guy, Marvel. The Marvel Comics number one songe April twenty eight and twenty nineteen was Old Town Road by litl naz X.
Surely not playing that, aren we?
Hello? Little naz speaking.
Alive.
When I think death, I think is produces zooe. You like that? Though?
I love that? Isn't that warm?
The Princess of death has arived. Don't touch it or you'll die.
So he stopped lighting up the room or darkening the room. We're not sure.
Well, we were about to find out dead or alive? Are we ready?
Yep?
All right?
Three celebs bios when they were born? You tell me if they are dead or alive?
First up. Helen McCrory look at the golm recognize it.
Welcome to the family.
Helen Elizabeth McCrory and have English actress. She made her stage debut in the Importance of Being Ernest in the nineties, best known as Narcissa malfoy in the Harry Potter movies and poly Gray in Peaky Blinders.
Born August nineteen sixty eight. Dead or alive?
Hazy?
Oh, could you repeat that?
It's kidding. I didn't understand anything you just said. So except for Peaky Blinders, which I haven't seen, but everyone else is saying. I'm going to say that she's still alive because if she was in Peaky Blinds, that's not too long ago.
So I say a live.
Peaky Blinder is think I think she died.
Jose is correct, she did years ago.
Do you know that? Did you say it with confidence?
A big peaky blind is the chick? I just like gangsters killing each other.
You know you've got that vibe that.
All right?
Well, I think it's the frank green drink borrowing your gangs. Device one's it joke?
Next one, well it's Sean.
It is down to you and it is down to me. If you wish you're dead by all means keep moving forward.
Well, it's Michael Sean, an American actor, playwrights an essays.
His film roles have included, oh my god, essay is that not a word?
Satirist?
No?
No, no, essayist?
What's an essay?
Like?
He writes?
What is going on?
I love it?
When Mama Jody tries to correct you.
Thank you, jes I'll continue.
Tell where to go, Tell that it goes?
Oh yeah, try that zone.
Careful, careful.
His film rolls have been in The Princess Bride as mister James Hole in Clueless, and of the Boys in Rex in the Toy Story movie franchises. He's born November nineteen forty three, dead or alive?
Wow, that would make him what's eighty eighty one? This year, it's been a quick mass for it. It's a big deal. My brain's like a bit of a calculator. Do you want to go first this time?
Yeah?
Go on, Joe's don't play this game.
Yeah.
What you're doing.
What am I doing is.
You're going to go to the opposite to whatever I go pretty.
Much because I need a win to stay alive.
Okay, I'm going to stay alive.
Okay, I'm also going to stay alive.
He is alive.
Well, okay, you just wanted to stay in it, didn't you make it interesting?
Two one? Joe's potentially for the win here makes this last one?
Okay?
Willie Nelson, what.
I'm going ready to do?
I don't want to remember.
A lot of will Hugh Nelson an American singer, songwriter, musician, political activists, and actor. He was one of the main figures of outlaw country, which was a subgenre of music developed in the sixties as a reaction to the Nashville sound restrictions, known for his biggest hit on the Road Again. Born April nineteen thirty three, Dead or Alive.
You are in a no win situation here because he died and you can't win.
What do you mean you can't win? He died?
Yeah, he died because I'm going to win.
Okay, I'm going to say that he can. I just take a point in it. I'm going to say that he died as well.
What oh gosh, I thought Willie Nelson was dead?
You di I We're both wrong. He's well and truly alive, So that means I win.
That's an awful way for win.
Win made the four points or the free coffee.
It's the same thing, No doubt he's listening. I'm so sorry, really.
Dear Diary, this week had me asking what the fork?
No, literally, we asked. We were all the forks.
Why don't we ask Abby from the newsroom, you cutlery thieving.
Fork holding maniac. I'm throwing for you're growing forks.
I have extra fork.
I think they come from a workplace, Okay, and I think, yeah, I have a daughter that actually worked at your.
Workfloate right, who would that be?
There's the news reader there, Abby. Frustration levels boiled over this week when my good friend Andrew failed to grasp one very simple expression.
Back and down the curtains.
Oh my god, it's what you steal? What you want with that?
Why is that expression so hard for you?
What?
Yeah?
I arrested and I'm just going to wind back and peel back the curtains here.
Speaking of pulling up for the shade lines of Christ were revealed, Tom Wren needs to set a four king calendar alert.
Just pull back the curtains here.
Tom Wren was supposed to join us for his weekly sports segment, same time every week.
Tom, Yeah, there gets a point where you're like, you can't keep patting because we're just talking absolute rubbish. Yeah, so yeah, to lift what do they say, draw the curtains, Draw the curtains back. That's that's the saying, isn't it.
You have so much trouble with that expression anyway, So we're just waiting for Tom.
To burst into the studio at any given point. Ap Sewan. Did he say he was on his way?
Yes, and he was downstairs Ginny Coffee, but he said he was running straight.
Oh my god.
Okay, so once again it's left a little old Joe's do to keep things together and coach Hella over the weekend, which is just where all the cool people were really cool stuff, go and watch concerts, see you hit the stage and Zendanya performed live for the first time.
So my very goodness, who the hell is Zendania?
Who is gez Judge? You're really nailing things this week, like right on top of your game?
Or are you?
Or was that not very good? Why am I debating stuff in my own head?
How very dare you?
Just before you brought into question the success of The Bachelor and bringing people together and uniting them, that was me wasn't it. I was the one going, oh god, people just go on there for Instagram fame.
Oh yeah, oh wow.
Can't you just trip up on your own I think he's stumbling on your own lives?
Now, do you?
I think I'm having an argument with myself.
What do you want us to leave the room?
I did promise you.
Some stats a Abby was having such a good time.
Good morning, Adelaide. Looking a little bit miserable out there.
Speaking of looking miserable, Abby, I want to go to you in the newsroom straight away.
Do you know what? I'm sorry?
Abby? I think you look fantastic. No, I didn't mean you're really bringing a strong presence this morning.
So just please please just ignore.
With me on this one am today to be honest, are you I just did a mood?
Okay?
We were asked, diary if I've ever been attracted to a boss only if I joined SAPOL.
What if you were a police cadet?
David?
Oh my god, Oh my god, we're calling Daddy Grant.
Grant's got quite the reputation of the channels. End usual glass of water to stay.
It sounds like, well, this is going to be good the next time I have to interview him.
So Daddy Grunt remember that time his mobile went off during a press conference?
What's your?
I guess What's you?
And finally Diary. It all got too much and I forking.
Snapped, let's play asks anything where we really nip back the blinds and really get an inside word.
I'm done, seriously, so to Daddy Stevens.
Happy Abby in the newsroom. Hi, I just did a move.
Okay, and my idiot friend wine back and peel back the curtains.
Here go the fork off this weekend.
Love Jody big shot was.
Yes, gave way some Blizzard tickets again the Sydney So that is done and dust to stick around for Kate tim Jolds afternoon for a big announcement for what's coming up in the month of May.
Hopefully we break a leg tonight at the Rocky Horror Show thanks to all our listeners that were coming along to support us and or boo us all throw tomatoes at the stay tuned, do it all.
Mix it up? All what a week, have a fantastic weekend. We'll catch it bright early on Monday morning.
