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Well, there was no doubting what was on everyone's mind this week Discover. We discovered that a turtle doesn't have a body inside that shell. Mind blown.

But also they're really passionate lovers.

I was Today's old when I found out the turtles are very very passionate lovers. Right, this is the sound. This is the sound that a turtle makes, but it makes there you go, isn't that lovely? Still going one more time? That's the sound that a turtle makes when it makes love.

And it wasn't just turtles who were putting out the vibe.

Best question, what do we got?

What is your body's largest organ?

Are you asking me that?

Ask you what more accurate represent.

I'd argue that you you the answer that I want.

Our boy. Tom Wren was also on the hunt.

But take your shirt off, you ruggedly good looking answer?

Yes, that's exactly right.

Well, Hazy prayed on customers in the say they have a lata and stay for an a cafe?

What's this? Chose? What's this? Cindy? How are you gorgeous? Sorry? I was trying to be flirt asious as a marista, but I took it to But I'm still learning.

And cranky Abbey showed why she probably needs to mate with someone soon.

Right number one, I don't like your attitude.

Yes, and Hazey proof why he's lucky. Cara has even bummed Douglas with him three times. Himberland has come out and said that justin Timberlat should.

Have put a muzzle on Brittany.

Ring Man's are not happy. And I mean, who says that it's twenty twenty three?

Yes, I just think it's classy to keep your mouth shut in these situations.

When they go low, you go high. Words are the great.

Michelle Obama sounds like someone needs anyway.

Back to the Animal Kingdom, we talked over the top pet parents, and we discovered animals like to slide into each other's DMS. Good morning, Ashlyn, good morning.

Are you an over the top pet parent?

Yes, I am. I have true English.

Faniel and I started an Instagram and a hooktop page book and.

They now have fish over fifty thousand.

Follows Oh wow, wow, it's the handle. Yeah, it's Herbert and Clover. So they get more PR packages than I see. This is getting about three packages a week. So and I go to the post office and stick it up, and they asked to see Herbert and Clover's ID, but they don't have any.

Our text machine broke down with tas turns out it's hooking up with the six to fifteen vending machine.

The text machine right now is literally the text machine on its on all forwards about. It needs to smoker cigarette. It is exhausted. Give the text machine a gatorade please, because it needs some electrolytes. Sorry, sorry, sorry, it's just hit eleven hundred.

Oh whoa, oh my goodness.

The text machines right up there with the six fifteen vending machine, absolute bendy yesterday. The two of them are hanging out to get together and to round out a week of weird hookups of Peacock cracked onto newsreader Abbey in the Sagaday have a late in state for an a cafe well who hired the peacock and said, you don't have to work Fridays when we're the busiest.

Hey, if he's getting rid of the riff raff, why aren't you gone yet?

Oh? We have to say about that, general like that.

I think the general likes Abbey from the newsroom though.

Yeah, I'm figuring out as taken to Abby. Yeah, like straight up.

So to all the horny turtles, tolly vending machines, a.

Text machine right now is on all fours And to the general, we have to say about.

That in general like that, go off this weekend, Kings and Queens. Oh my love, Jody. What if you can book your hotel now and choose to pay when you get there?

With thousands of flexible booking options in select days, you're only what if away from your next holiday?

Book on the if?

What if it's for travel?

He's work your way looking up to Adelaide.

Breaking news.

What's the news today? Snoozeess. It ain't easy being cheesy. It's also not easy condensing all the news that hits you first thing in the morning when you open up the phones. So this is what we do for post snooze news. We choose three stories and condense them fearlessly and courageously. And that's what news read it happy does, good morning.

Apps, good morning. It's not easy being cheesy, but god, you do it. Well.

Oh it just feels natural, doesn't it, which is not a good thing at all.

Oh dear, what a day. So yeah, we're expected to hit forty degrees today, which is just wild, a bit of a bit of a taste of what summer could bring. It won't last too long, though, So yes, it's going to possibly get to forty today. But there's going to be a cool change that whips through the state this afternoon. Slash tonight.

Okay, just asking for a friend. If if I had a friend that wanted to run along the Torrents like completely naked, what sort of issues would that cause with the police?

Look, as long as you put sun cream on a few places, I'm sure the police might say, you know what, that's fine. Yah, Yes, Well maybe don't go completely go shit, Well, it just makes you put sun cream on.

Okay, just do that, thank you very much. News Teachers strike set to continue.

Well possibly So obviously we had a big teachers strike yesterday with public schools. There was around about just under four hundred that were closed or offered a modified program, so we had thousands of teachers strike across the city. But basically what they're saying is they haven't ruled out

There you go. Speaking of strike, actors strike done done.

It's finally done. So the largest or the longest actors strike in history, after one hundred and eighteen days, has finally been done. So a new agreement has been reached and it'll be back to work for writers. They'll have they'll have some help when it comes to AI and what that means for them moving into the future.

They'll have some protection.

So yeah, really good news for our favorite TV shows and movies and whatnot.

Good on the actors, And I think of some of the actors who are genuine divas. Do you know you have the top of your head? Probably Christian Bale, Yeah, absolute.

Cyching audio came out a while ago of him losing his absolute mark on the phone to somebody. Yeah, I can't remember it was who it was too.

Respect to the actors who were big enough to have their own trailers and then trash the trailers because they're divas.

It's like, we our issues that we have with you. Yeah, won't you use another lift? You won't talk to twenty one in the mornings, have to have your own coffee shout because you can't be seen with anyone.

Yes, exactly right. All of these things make me out to be the biggest knob of all time.

And then you go running with your shirt off, which makes.

So much sense in terms of all this noobbery. Ten minutes past six o'clock. That as your post snooze news coming up very very soon. A six to fifteen venue machine quiz. Three questions, pretty easy. Get ready to play thirteen twenty four ten the six fifteen vending machine Quiz. Pretty simple stuff. Three questions. Get the third question right. Score yourself the opportunity to jump inside the guts of the six fifteen venue machines call yourself an absolutely epic price.

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Yeah, yeah, I can't say that. Oh that's Walt's wife from Breaking Back.

Dang, Oh my gosh, Walter. What a role model he was. I'm just kidding. He was an awful Yeah.

I just recently watched the sequel al Camino and it was a slow.

Burner, but it was all right, Yeah, it's good. What I like saying as well, Amelia, is just when small businesses start out but then they really prosper, and just watching small businesses grow. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. We're not endorsing what they were doing at all.

All right.

Third question, and here we go. You get this. You score an opportunity to score an epic prize inside the six fifteen venue machine, which body organ has four chambers? Huh yeah, excellent, Amelia all right, let's do this thing. Six think vennye machine is ready to go. Hey, mate, give us a letter between A and C to go go down in the middle. B B yep, give us a number between two and six three B three. You don't hear much about B three. He was a banana.

Thank you very much. I have a good one guy.

Thank you you too, mate. Hands up. If you're a fan of prison bak never prison Break back in the day.

I can I honestly say, I've never watched sEH get out another judgment from the woman over here who's never watched The Simpsons.

Yeah, what so I watched a.

Prison break for the plot, and by the plot I mean the sexy prisoner with all the tats all over it, both some hands brothers, one hotter than the other.

Both perfect representations of blokes rock and shaved heads. My gosh, gorgeous. Anyway, we can excite track your ladies. We digress Season six is in the works, and you just sort of wonder. Prison Break had an outstanding run years and years ago. What are they doing?

Was that back in the day where it was free to wear so like you really had no choice but me, You're going to watch on tea.

And you had to wait. Remember when you actually had to literally wait a whole week for the next episode.

Oh they were the days.

I mean, I don't want to a person who does this and absolutely flogs that you know what out of you know what, Yeah, that's potentially what's happening with prison brace. Don't flog a dead horse.

Where like, I just wonder what the storyline's going to be because you know, number one, they got out or spoiler alert number one, like number one they got out and then they went on there on the run for a bit, like where are we at now, because we're not just settling down with families and having a good time, because I'm assuming they're still on the run.

Well, I was going to go back and watch it for the plot lines. However, now I'm not going to bother break. Tell me what's happened?

My mind that imprison break? They manage to break out of prison. Crazy stuff I'm thinking though, And you get involved in this as well. Since a texto for double n on nine None on nine, maybe some of those TV series maybe could be athletes, could be sporting anything where they probably just should have cut it short.

I've got one for you. This show was unbelievably riveting and tense back in the day. The Handmaid's Time scripture.

Blessed Brother Me and Blessed are those who suffer for the cause of righteousness.

I think my beautiful wife car would count down the seconds until a new Handmat's How episode would come out.

Basically, the whole premise is there's a fertility crisis in America. They take these women and make them handmaids, dress them up, and then force them to live with families and then pro create. It's so grim that it was called misery porn. Wow. Wow wanted to be sad and miserable. You'd sit down and watch this, which was good for five seasons. I would argue that it maybe should have pulled the pin around season three or four, but now they've announced a

Carcassians, it's Halloween.

I mean, it doesn't surprise me that they're just so tone deaf. Yeah, I don't understand. For me, Crazy Anatomy.

Was an absolute institution. What about is that Big Dreaming?

Yeah mc dream has just been the named sexiest man alive. Really, yeah, are you about that? I think he's I think he's got some things going on for an older gentleman.

Really above jasent On Francis.

Gra's anatomy essentially like it should have been called at maybe season six or something, and it's now it's like season twenty or something.

It's ridiculous.

I opted out years and isn't it too much? And every single episode someone's dying or there's this big bus crowd or whatever. There's always some sort of drama roller. Well, it's a hospital mate, that's what.

That makes sense. I got three people who should have just called it quits before they made a comeback and really really rung things. First of all, I'm going to go with Tony Locke in two thousand and two shouldn't have come back to leave he alone, dangerously underweight, he wore number forty six, look weird. He just couldn't get it keep slutely ridiculous. I'm going to say Michael Jordan,

Your options are am I going to prison? Or will I be the President of the United States? There's no in between.

See what this is is an opportunity for you to start your Friday right, get yourself into that zone that vibe we like. You know, I guess who's going to live their best life for at least the next twenty four hours.

So this is how it works, Hazy. You submit a song, I submit.

A song to the relevant Battle of the Bangers authorities and god yeah, and then everyone can jump on the Jody and Hazy Instagram page and cast their vote.

You'll hear that song. You'll hear the winner at eight o'clock this morning.

Okay, alright, now just through a recap. Can we just get around my little Jerzy if you don't mind that had a bit of Little john damn Joe to the sweat drop down my body. It's good, isn't it. Do you know who little Johnny is?

Is he related to the Little One?

Yes?

I think they might be. It's funny should say that cover a small fan.

Okay, all right, well that's interesting.

Get low by Little Johnny. Is my song What have you got for us?

Well?

Mine is a little banger and it's by.

A well known artist called Freddie la Grand or is it Freddy LaGrand.

It's let's just let the music do the talking. Fan, I'll see channeling your inner h Q day.

You splash marble bar whatever you like. Sometimes they have a lock on a Thursday.

What about mansions back the day? Ten dollars ten dollar cover charge?

Electric Circus all out nights.

Bobby, Oh my god, No one has ever ended up at EC five in the morning and liked themselves.

No, particularly when you're not walking down those stairs to the dungeon. That wasn't exy anyway. Hey, do you want a a funny story?

Yes?

Please, So we have to, as I said, submit those songs to produce M and camera guy, Josh, and I sent mine through. However, I got mixed up on Spotify and I accidentally sent through a song called put Your Head on My Shoulder instead of put your Hands up for Detroit by a guy called Paul Anchor.

Do you want to hear it?

What an absolute banger?

Joy Head on my shold?

Of course you do.

Well, Oh my gosh, cavy god, Josh replied to me, Jodie, I say this with loved no way, this song is getting.

Up real different words compared to FEddi LaGrand.

And then I was like, shut up, Josh, And then I realized what I'd done.

I was like, oops, all right, cast your votes, little John or Feeddi Lagran Hazy.

Sometimes toddlers can get a little bit confused.

Yeah, toddlers are the spawn of Satan.

I like to describe them as deranged little parrots on your shoulder, just asking questions on repeat.

Yeah.

Yeah, So my little four year old Harper was at netball on Friday night watching her sister's play and she was with her nanny Janet, and Nanny Janet was explaining to her what everyone was doing, what all the players were, and she was like, you know, the yellow team is Jags, and maroon team is Matricksoo and Daddy's scoring today and just.

Going through everyone.

And she turned around to her and she said, the person in white is the umpire, and Harper was like, what do you say, Nanny and she said no, the person in the white is the umpire. And Harper's like, well oh, and then she looked very confused on a face. She didn't say that, and Harvey goes, well, I'm going to need to see her teeth, and Nanny was like, what do you mean, Harper, what do you need to see her teeth for?

And Harper goes, because you said she's a vampire.

That's so cool.

Dream cautiously try like damn vampire.

No, no, And then I had to sit a little Harper down and say, yes, darling, sometimes they can be vampires.

And one of them subbed all the mummies part.

The other night.

Wild Cats before Lost.

Vampires. Same thing, Jade sim has come.

Really important part of wakas is Yes, this is where we reveal the winner.

Of our battle of the Banger's song. It's real high for one of us, real low for the other.

Yeah, I mean speaking of moms, get low, real John, which you quite rightfully pointed out earlier this morning. He's a cousin of Lil Wayne. Just a little family. Sure they're all little yeah, versus your song by feet of the ground, real Bobby song by you glow sticks out, ladies, gentlemen, real good soul.

Why is everyone's pupils dilated? This is so confusing.

Has everyone just had a quick little sugar that what's happening.

Who's had a cup of tea with four sugars anyway?

Speaking of dilated pupil Josh.

All right, then, okay, let's do it well, No surprise is here hotly contested again on the socials. But I think Jodie, maybe you should have gone with your original pick in the chart.

Because it's hazy, crazy time speak. Thanks to the little family, know the little John, Lil Wayne, Little Bao Wow and all the other little guys out there.

Oh congratulations, that's great. I'm really happy.

No, no, but you tell me you've built a time machine.

It's hazy on this daisy. Oh hum, yeah, another day, another dollar. I just got to get through. What day is it? State? You got there? The tenth? Yeah, yeah, it's a Friday. Oh let's go a bit of a theme this morning Friday. Yes, let's go right off. Let's really cracking on international player DJ Snake song. That's not a thing. That's not a thing and it will never be a thing. Welcome to on this daisy, Friday, tenth of November. Let's go back to nineteen seventy four for

Genius, isn't he glorious? Got canceled for a little while, but I think he's back.

Probably his best work, in my opinion, is his version of What's going On? By four non blocks?

Oh can you play it for me?

And I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath, and I gets real high and die screen from the top of my lum what's going on?

That's why? Yep. Sometimes it covers better than your ritual.

The only thing better than that is when mister g quits in some high times, roses flowers on Margaret's desk.

There's my letter of resignation, and there's some flowers. My dead dog. What stick doesn't be fat?

Oh?

That is emotional, man, If you have it, there's my dead dog flowers. Shove it up, yep.

Margaret nineteen eighty five. Ricky Lee Corte was born in New Zealand. Today's her thirty eighth birthday. And aren't we just so very lucky to have Ricky Lee part of nova family.

We are blessed by the radio and also the music gods to have her and also the fabulous hair gods.

This is a triple threat believable. Two thousand and one, John Howard was returned for a third term as Australia's PM. What you need to know about John Howard is do yourself a favor and just jump on YouTube and it's up. John Howard bowled more Oh my god.

But yet like that is probably his legacy and he probably doesn't want it to be. He's done some magnificent things for the country.

That's what he will he remember one hundred percent. But right on top the top shelf in terms of John Howard is him bowling what it's not even a half track gets halfway?

Don't think it bounced? Did it even bounce?

The ball's still stuck in his hand as he's reading No. One song November ten, nineteen ninety two. Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap I had something of you chapping about for Friday. He is dealers over nine one nine text for TA Hasn't this been quite well received?

Do you think we like to think it's us that are popular?

But no, I feel like it's the chance to go and see Taylor Swift Love in Melbourne for her heeros tour, plus flights and accommodation, your chance to be on the stand.

By least to see Taylor. All you need to do is text us with the daily.

Code word, which is for we thought we were popular. We ask you to texas a co word, and we get thousands and thousands of texts. Sometimes I send my wife a text I don't get a single response, Dear this morning is Taylor.

Okay, Taylor, If you can't work.

That out, then I'm not sure that this competitions for you.

Yeah, and I also want to know who in the product meeting was the genius that came up with that. Anyway, you can, Taylor, if you text that through for double O nine one nine nine one nine, now you will be on the stand and bliss just shake it all off.

In February with Tita in Melbourne.

Seriously, honestly, like, just imagine what that would be like heading over, because it's fine anyway going into state, particularly if you're going over with your best friend. Yeah, I could be some daughter, could be anyone. Yeah, but when everything's covered as well, that is insane.

Imagine you're sitting in the room and just going, hey, what do you want to do?

Tonight.

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Make sure you text that code word through Taylor.

In text for taite four double nine nine nine one nine. Time for you to get out of here. Can you just peel the curtains back where.

You have to have?

Literally leaving us right now?

Well, I have to jump on a flight.

I've got a wedding in Hobart and.

In over.

But because my husband assumed that Hobart and lawn syst And are one and the same thing, we're flying into Hobart or a wedding in lawn Cys.

So we have to drive. So anyway, it's long, convoluted story, but I've got to go.

All right, Well, good luck, Thanks with the job in