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R is The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show and I Spectacular Thursday. Okay, so we're going to talk really quickly before we we're gonna do a little rewind of the Joe Biden era that may get under your skin. And then we're gonna move on to some emails and other things. But before we get into any of that, I just want to I'm want to point something out. Vladimir Zelenski, you know, the head
Big Cheese in Ukraine. He obviously has been a walking, talking example of how not to conduct yourself during critical negotiations. Maybe you can argue it's battle stress. Maybe he's just maybe he's bad with people. There are people who are just bad with other people. There are Did you say that's me, Chris? It is not me, Chris, Chris said, Maybe he's something else. I'm not gonna say what Chris said. Anyway,
I don't know what the answer is. But you remember, you remember the White House meeting where it blew up with Trump and jd Vance. You know how hard you have to work to screw up that meeting. Trump wanted that for a political win, and he thought he already had it locked in, so much so that the agreement was already in official binders, with an official press conference scheduled to sign it. The long meeting on camera that
went about forty five minutes was a formality. It was, Hey, let's sit in front of the American people, let's talk. If you actually listened to it, Trump really complimented him the whole time, really almost kissed up to him the whole time. Buttering him up, like Trump will do when he's making a deal. Is handling it well. Trump knows what he's doing, handling it well. And then Zelenski just look, there are accusations that he has a drug problem or
something like that. I don't know. I don't want to tell you. I don't want to say that. I don't know, and you don't want to accuse someone of that if you don't know. But given his lack of rationality, I can see it. Zelenski just decides to explode and he's interrupting Trump, interrupting Vance so much so that his ambassador, the Ukrainian ambassador, was caught on camera putting her face in her hands in the front row as the head of Ukraine destroyed the peace agreement that they had come
to sign. So again, this is a guy who just doesn't get it. So I thought that I would use this opportunity to maybe help you out, because not everyone knows what they're doing in these situations. Here's what happened. You know, Steve Whitkoff. You've heard Steve Witkoff's voice on the news, You've heard me play clips of him. He's one of Trump's guys. He's one of these business guys, real estate guys, one of these guys that Trump uses in multiple ways because he trusts him, thinks he's very,
very capable. So Steve Whitcoff is Wikoff is all over the news programs giving these long interviews. Here's why I want tariffs. He's one of the Steve Whitcoff. Right, you've heard his voice. Okay, you know it. Well, Witkoff is trying to get this thing done. Zelenski decides to drop these quotes. I think Witkoff often quotes the Kremlin narratives. I can't be ungrateful to Americans for everything they did, but they are often unfortunately under the influence of Russian narratives.
He doesn't look like a military man, he doesn't look like a general, and he doesn't have such experience. As far as I know, he's very good at selling and buying real estate, and this is a little different. Yeah, Chris just said, Zelensky's a comedian. Yeah, no, that's true. Yes, Look, Zelensky, you can throw on all the military colored sweats he wants, is still just a comedian. But we'll set that aside for that's that that actually isn't even important for the
purposes of our conversation. Calm down, Chris, calm down. That's correct. Okay, that's correct. The point is not what Zelensky is. That's not the point. The point is there are situations, many situations in life where you have to be nice to somebody you don't want to be nice to me. Look, it's me, you know how I am. There are situations still I'm forty three. I'm not you know, I'm not applying for a job. Somewhere is something like that, I'm
forty three. There are situations in life where I have to be nice to somebody that I don't really care for. And if I'm incapable of doing that, and oftentimes I am because it's me, then there are situations where the fallback plan is if I can't be super nice and super complimentary, I say what, nothing, absolutely nothing, silence. My wife knows this about me to this at this point
in time, we've been married long enough. If we're going into a situation with a group of her friends, maybe their spouses, maybe neighbors, maybe something at the church, maybe something there. And she knows that I dislike this particular person or that particular person. She understands asking me to be overly complimentary may not be realistic. So in the very least she can expect that I won't be a
total jerk. I'll just simply be quiet. And when I'm quiet, she gets it, she sees it, and she knows that's as good as I can hope for. Okay, he didn't insult him, he didn't say anything mean, I don't have to be embarrassed. He's quiet, and I don't need to press him to talk, because if I press him to talk, what comes out may not be enjoyable for everybody here. So silence is golden learning that in life, maybe that if that sounds what I just said, did that's not
really basic to you. That's something you get you should understand that there are I would argue, the majority of people do not get what I just said. People, especially today, lose all sense of themselves. They lose sense of the ego and the feelings of other human beings. It blows me away how often I see people say something, say the wrong thing that's so obviously the wrong thing, and just destroy a business deal, or a relationship or something else. Zelensky,
I understand it. Russia is currently in possession of large portions of his territory. He wants that territory back. He's watched the decimation of his country, cities, He's watched his citizens die in mass I get it, I get the passion. I are really genuinely understand it. The United States of America and our good graces, we are the only legit,
legitimate friend Zelensky has here Europe. Remember he's already he's already back talking Europe because Europe promised all this help and all these troops and then they didn't deliver anything, nothing to them. Remember what BK said last night when BK came on the show. It's our two from last night's show. If you missed it, BK said, these European leaders they promised everything. They don't even have anything to
give him. Zelinsky, as far as real tangible things go, doesn't have a single friend on Earth except for the United States of America, and his friend happens to be good for Zelensky, the richest, most powerful country on the planet. So if you only had to have one friend, you would want us as that friend. But please, man play, I'm asking for your sake. Shut up. Stop saying things like you don't understand you're under the influence of Russia. You're if you can't say anything nice about vance wit
cough anything. I understand you've been through a lot, you haven't slept, you're out of cocaine, whatever your problems may be. I get it. Don't talk. You don't have to say anything. And it's really really important. I don't really don't mean to make light of it. It's really really important because what we're discussing here is the end of a war that has taken one point five million lives, and every
single day this thing goes on, more people die. So it's one thing if I happen to if I'm selling RVs and I blow up a sales deal because I couldn't control my mouth. Now that's one thing. Yeah, I might miss a car payment or something like that. The stakes of Zelenski and his fat mouth are people dying every day the war goes on or people die. Control your mouth. Learn to control your mouth. I say this
as someone who talks for four hours a day. Learn to control your mouth, or your mouth will walk you into endless trouble. All right, all right, let's do some emails and talk about pyramids and monsters under the bed. Let's talk about finding an employee he learns how to control his mouth. Do you have somebody in your office who doesn't? Who's the person who works for you? That's a headache. I know you're thinking of somebody who creates problems.
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I told you I was gonna play it again. I am Doug Collins sits down with Caitlincollins. No relation of CNN and Doug Collins via Secretary. Doug Collins puts on a clinic for you, for me, for all of us on how to not allow the communists to frame your argument. The communist is your mortal enemy. If the communist wants you talking about something, that's because that's something is harmful
to you. Therefore, never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever speak about what the communist wants you to speak about.
Yeah, and I do have questions about the veterans. But given what we saw with the group chat and how this was used. You are a member of the cabinet, you obviously know these other members, several of them who are in there. Is this typical for the cabinet to have conversations over signal? Is this something that you use well?
Caylen, send you and Dally. Do I want to talk about the VA? I have a question as via secretary is cabinet. I want to ask you because I've been co curious about this because my job is to take care of veterans, and I would like to know why CNN is hostile to veterans, especially one in Florida. Or you just had a five million dollar defamation suit taking a fence at a veteran who is trying to help people. In fact, one of your employees actually said we're gonna
nail him. I have a question for you, Caitlin, is that employees still employed? Are you really concerned about veterans? So if we don't want to talk about veterans now, you want to talk about everything else. I'd like to hear from CNN as the Veteran Cabinet secretary, why CNN seems to have a problem with veterans.
Well, mister secretary, respectfully, my question was about whether or not he was a member of the cabinet. Use this, and respectfully, I'm conducting the investigation, and I do have a lot of questions for you on veterans affairs, but I don't think what.
You want to do. What you want to do is the cabinet answered.
And if you want to get very very well done, don't let them bully you. Don't let them make the decisions. You make the decisions. Also, I'm going to talk about dying at sea because Jewish producer Chris brought it up, and I'm actually curious where did you even come up with this question? Chris asked me how bad or do? What did you say about dying at sea? Do I think dying at sea would be that bad? Of all the ways to die?
Now?
Dying at sea? Are we talking about you're in the water like you fell off a boat or a shipwreck or are you in a boat? What do you mean dying at sea? Okay? Shipwreck? So I'm in the water, all right? Am I in a raft? Okay? With shipwreck stuff? Okay, so I'm glad you brought this up. As a matter of fact, when's the last time we talked about the Indianapolis.
Now everyone knows the story of the Indianapolis. World War two ship goes down, gets torpedoed by a Japanese submarine, a bunch of guys die burned to death on the way down, and then everyone goes into the water. We know about the Indianapolis because they are eventually rescued after days at sea. Chris, I think you could probably make the case that dying at sea is one of the worst ways to die easily. Easily it combines almost every
possible horror you could imagine one. You're oftentimes dying of thirst. Dying of thirst. I've never done it. I've been very, very thirsty at times in the Marine corps where we ran out of water or something like that. Your tongue swells up. I never got to the point of actually hallucinating. But it is not a fast and not a pleasant way to go. Oh did I mention that once you start dying of thirst. There's a Greek and I don't
know any of the names. I've forgotten them. I used to know them, but you know, Greek mythology, one guy, and there's going to be a brainiac listening. He knows in me one guy in Greek mythology, he'd screwed something up, he made the Greek gods mad, whatever it was. But one of his or his punishment, his everlasting punishment, was he was constantly thirsty, and there was water always just out of reach. For the rest of his life, he was dying of thirst with like the cleanest, most beautiful
looking water that he couldn't touch and taste. You're laying there, you're in the ocean, you're dying of thirst, and you're surrounded by water, and you can say it's saltwater. How delicious does that look? When you're dying of thirst, floating and endless amounts of it. So many of the guys, like the Indianapolis, but this is universal for all shipwreck guys simply lost it and drank the seawater. And the second you do that, you're gonna die very very quickly,
because the seawater creates a diary. The green apples flatters, and you are going to dehydrate immediately and you'll die. That's exactly right. Kidney failure the works. So you drink the sea water which you're surrounded by water, that you die And oh did I mention? There are a couple other added elements to it. Ever been sunburnt? How'd that feel? Ever been badly sunburned? My wife will tell you to this day. I got badly sunburnt, so bad on the
first day of a honeymoon. We spent the whole rest of the honeymoon in the room with her having to nurse me. It was brutal. You don't have any sunscreen, you don't have any shade. You just sit there and burn and all. There's also the little added element of there are monsters underneath you this entire time, and if you're unlucky enough to get shipwrecked with your friends, you get to listen to them get eaten and scream. In fact, if they get pulled under the top of their buck
might come up without legs on it. That's what happened to people. It's one of the worst ways you can possibly die. Chris, what a stupid question. I hope you feel bad about yourself. Any Let's do some emails, Dear tiny handed Papa Cream, it's not nice. I started the female Vitality stack from chalk over a week ago. I already feel a difference, and I was skeptical going into this. I've had more energy, a better mood, she said, which all women need. And I just feel better. My mind
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that night. I'll never forget the president of the United States of America feeling comfortable to look at the American people in the eye and tell them that he was losing patience with us.
A patient, but our patience is wearing thin, and your refusal has cost all of us.
I am all ears. In fact, I'm asking can anybody tell me, Chris Cory, is there another time in the history of the United States of America where a president has said something like that for any reason to the American people. We've been patient, but our patience is wearing thin. I can't think of it. Anybody, Republican or Democrat, any time in the history of the country. Presidents don't say that to the American people. They just don't say that.
It's not done. It's not done. But remember when Joe Biden was speaking, it was the communists all around them. It was their voice was coming out of his mouth. That's how these people really are. They're all tyrants as soon as they get power. The second they get power, Hey, I'm losing my patients with you do what I tell you or else. These people are monsters. Man. Remember that, as frustrated as you or I may get with the useless GOP, you just can't ever vote for Democrats again,
not until they change, not until that. I just bull.
But our patience is wearing thin, and your refusal has cost all of us.
Our patients is wearing thin. Who do these people think they are? All Right, that's enough of the darkness, because I'm going to talk about something cool. There's a vast city, according to woke spy, a vast city discovered underneath Egypt's pyramids. Now you may think that's crazy. Let me tell you something that I've really really learned over a while. And it hit home to me when I was in Rome.
Remember I told you we went to Rome, and of course, if I'm in Rome, you know me, I'm going to drag my family, my poor family, around to every historical thing we could possibly find. And so we were always go to these old ancient parts of Rome. And you're just your mind doesn't do this right, your mind doesn't think like this. They're always lower than everything else. And okay, so for instance, this one big area, it was a really important area, it was the area where Julius Caesar,
where they burned his body. People still leave flowers to this gay. It's a really popular historical area. Picture it like a big park, a big park, only it's low. It's in a depressed area. It's lower than everything else around it. We had this tour guide who was telling us about this is where this is, and this is where that happened. And he said, in Rome, they have
this constant struggle. There's a constant debate because there is a huge amount of ancient Rome still there, still undiscovered, but they have to excavate current parts of Rome to get down to it. We in our minds, we don't think in that way. Old things, ancient things, things five hundred years ago, a thousand years ago, that's right, Chris. People build on top of them. You bring in soil that naturally it happens. Old things, whole buildings are down
below us, below us, something as old as ancient Egypt. Egypt, I guarantee you there are vast things underneath it. What Chris, Chris said, they're talking like one hundred miles below. Well, think about this, how old is ancient Egypt?
Now?
To see Chris, since Chris is shaking his head. Now, listen, ancient Egypt, as far as things we have records on. Obviously there were other people in other parts of the world. I don't know. I don't remember the exact time. But are we talking like a three thousand year empire here? And Egypt still stands today. It's not like it's gone. How much is down below? Isn't it kind of cool to think I only brought this up, has nothing to
do with the news or anything else. It's kind of cool but also creepy yet super interesting to know there is so much history beneath our feet and we don't know what what, Chris, if it was a big cave system, would I go exploring? I would kill to go exploring. You could tell me, you know how there were booby traps in the Egyptian pyramids that had the booby traps set up. You could tell me that there were booby
traps down there, and I would probably still go. I would put on I have a leather jacket, I have a hat. I use it to what Chris. I used it to go dove hunting. And yes, I would buy a whip and I would go. You think I'm kidding. You know, I'm not kidding. I would put on all my gear and I would go into these caves and I would be able to I just you remember, you remember what happened with the bottle cap. How I was in the pitch black and I was drinking a body
armor a gatorade, and I dropped. Don't shake your head, Chris, And I dropped the bottle cap and it was pitch black, and it landed on black carpet, and I reached down and I knew, I just there's something a superpower. I knew where that black cap was. I reached down and grabbed it immediately and picked it up. I would be the perfect person to take down into the caves. Why are you shaking your head? Yes, I would. Those booby traps are way worse than dying at sea. No, Chris, No,
no they're not. No they're not. And anyway, I wouldn't worry about the booby traps. I know to look for pressure points on the ground. I know to stay out of little rays of sunlight, remember that part in Raiders of the Lost Dark. I know that I understand that there are going to be areas where arrows will come out of the walls. I'm also ready for that too. I may even bring along a shield system of some kind. Oh,
I would go into those caves. I've told you I want to go into the Ewojima caves, and I know that they're like one hundred and forty degrees and that there's all kinds of poisonous volcanic gas in there. I would come up with it. That's exactly right, Chris, A mask and oxygen system of some kind. Think about this. There are still thousands of Japanese bodies entombed inside of Mount Siribachi on Ewojima. What do they look like now? Did the gas? Did the gas completely decay everything? Or
did it preserve them? What about the weapons? What about? Think what you would discover as far as letters, home books, journals? What could you wouldn't find that stuff? I couldn't read them, Chris. I would learn Japanese. It can't be that hard. All those Japanese people do it. How hard could it be for me? I would learn Japanese anyway. That would be awesome. You know what, I might become an archaeologist. I actually looked into that like every other kid did. After I
got done watching all the Indiana Jones Movies. But then I found out, you know, you have to go to college. That was a big no. That was a big no for me. And I don't think there's any treasure hunting at all. Kansas babysitter is checking for monsters and finds a man hiding under her bed. She then had a tugger like a fight with the guy I and apparently the child was knocked over and the police came and
got him. A twenty seven year old man hiding under the bed was charged with aggravated kidnapping, aggravated burglary, aggravated child endangerment, felon, the obstruction of law enforcement, and violation of a protection from abuse order. I only read this because aub is constantly afraid that someone's under the bed, and if she's listening now now, she's gonna have nightmares. That's the only reason I read it. Anyway, Let's do
some emails next Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show, and I spectacular ask or no, it's not an ask Doctor Joe. It's Thursday. Tomorrow's in Ask doctor Jesse Friday, and you can email the show and should you're asked doctor Jesse. Questions to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also one more time as promised, Thank you for the reminder, Chris Doug Collins shows us. Don't let them frame the argument no matter what.
And I do have questions about the veterans. But given what we saw with the group chat and how this was used. You are a member of the cabinet. You obviously know these other members, several of them who were in there. Is this typical for the cabinet to have conversations over signal? Is this something that you use?
All right?
Well, Kaylen send you and Dally. Do I want to talk about the VA? I have a question as via secretary is cabinet. I want to ask you because I've been cohurious about this because my job is to take care of veterans and I would like to know why CNN is hostile to veterans, especially one in Florida where you just had a five million dollar defamation suit taking a fence at a veteran who is trying to help people. In fact, one of your employees actually said We're gonna
nail him. I have a question for you, Caitlin, is that employees still employed. Are you really concerned about veterans? So if we don't want to talk about veterans now, you want to talk about everything else. I'd like to hear from CNN as the veteran Cabinet secretary. Why CNN seems to have a problem with veterans.
That's your secretary, Respectfully, my question was about whether or not he was a member of the cabinet. We use this and respectfully, I'm conducting the investigation and I do.
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in this country. We have don't we have? Can we cook pizza in that toaster oven? Do we have a toaster oven? Oh, it's got to be small. Is there any way we can get a bigger one, Chris. Can you find us a seal, a sale or something. I know I have a pizza oven, Chris. It takes these wood pellets and I don't like it. It's not been able to work. I want just a regular frozen pizza oven that we can have a frozen pizza taste test for the show, to help people. I'm trying to help people, Chris,
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Headlines we didn't get to you semperify and no more DEI. Jd Vance shoots guns and receives a ruckus welcome from fellow Marines at Quantico. Jd Vance really is living the best life. And that he's vice president, so he doesn't have any real official duties whatsoever. So he just gets to do what appeared to be his two favorite pastimes, dunk on useless freedom hating Europeans, and shoot guns at whatever Marine Corps base he wants to shoot guns at. Gosh,
I'm so insanely jealous. Hag Seth announces latest round of doze cuts within the Pentagon, worth over five hundred million dollars. And believe me when I tell you that's scratching the surface of how those monsters in the Pentagon have wasted and stolen our money. Ghost gun ban is upheld by the Supreme Court. That's right, the right wing Supreme Court. We're always told how right wing they are, once again screws us over on something. I'm telling you right now,
Trump's gonna have to ignore him. Trump directs spy satellites to survey the US Mexico border. That whole war on the cartels thing has been eerily quiet, yet Trump is dead serious about it. That probably means their gathering information for the coming storm. Might want to keep your head down in Mexico. Russia too soon to restart strategic nuclear stability talks with the US. Okay, well it's too soon whatever. Hailing auto tariffs, the UAW reverses its stance on President Trump,
United Auto Workers Union. They endorse Kamala Harris for president. Now they're coming around on Trump Man. The whole world is kind of changing. Argentina to declassify archives on the Nazis who took refuge after World War Two, one of those really really creepy historical stories, as all the Nazis that went to live wonderful lives in South America at the end of that whole ugly bit of business.
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