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And if you're part of this political party, would you support a business run by the other political party? And the reason I brought this up is in the wake of the Hilton stuff. Member Hilton made it right, But in the wake of the Hilton stuff, I just thought it was fascinating and I thought it's pretty revealing for where we are. Get these numbers. Get this, these are

college students. They're surveying percent of Democratic college students would not support a Republican run business, thirty seven percent would not be friends with a Republican and thirty percent would not work for one. In case you're wondering what the Republican numbers were, they were seven, five and seven, So Republicans were all, yeah, I mean, I'd chop at a Democrat business, I'd be friends with one, I'd work with one.

Democrats by a large number said not even interested. I brought this up because when you boil things down to Democrat and Republican it can be confusing if you don't understand how much parties change over time and can change

over time, and why they change over time. For the longest time, communists have understood that if you really want to get communism into America, I mean Reaganize quotes about this, if you really want to bring communism to America, the only vehicle you have at your disposal is the Democrat Party. You're not gonna start a legitimate communist party. The Green Party ain't ever gonna do a thing you can't that

won't work here. You have to have a skin suit of some kind you can put on to bring communism to the masses who don't know what you're doing. And this is years ago, this is before you were born.

Communists realize the Democrat Party was perfect for that. I'm not saying the Democrat Party was always communist, That's not what I'm saying, but they were closest enough to it, flirting enough with it that with some work, with some effort, we can make them that like a like a seventeen year old who loves to lift weights and work out. He may have never played football a day in his life, but with a little effort, we could probably make him

into a football player. Right, That's what the Democrat Party was to the Communists. But that's not an overnight process, is it? In order to change because we're going through this right now, you and I trying to change the Republican Party. In order to change a political party, I'm sorry to say this because we live in an instant gratification society and I'm not patient either. It takes years.

It takes decades, to be honest, to change a political party because people who are there don't want to change the moneyed interests that hold up political parties. They're holding up the party because they want the party to keep doing what it's doing. That it's a long, very difficult process to change a political party. But remember something about the Communists that is probably it's probably the best tool in his tool tool belt, and it's one we lack. That tool.

I'm now the new manager of the local Red Lobster. Now let me ask you, what if what if I spent two three weeks at a time back in Montana. You know, I graduated high school from Montana. I joined the Marines from Montana. Two three weeks at a time, I'm up there in Montana, hanging out, going for a hike, fishing, skiing, don't even wrong. I'm answering my Red Lobster emails every day and we have a zoom zoom phone call every day. Hey, how's the profits? Do we sell enough shrimp? Do we

have enough beer on tap? I'm checking in, I'm on it, but I'm not there. How does that manager Jesse do? Do I know the inner workings of what's really going on inside my Red Lobster? I can't possibly know. I can't know who shows up five minutes late. I can't know who's gossiping behind the bar. I can't know which hostess doesn't greet people with a smile. I get that Stuff's not gonna come out in a zoom call. Okay,

that's bad manager Jesse. What if good manager Jesse takes over the local Red Lobster and I'm there before everyone every morning. I'm the one unlocking the door. I'm unlocking the door every morning. I'm the one walking through the kitchen without anyone there. I'm the one checking things out, are the tables clean? And after everyone's gone, even the bartenders, I'm the one inspecting everything. Which Red Lobster is going to be better, better food, better customer surface, but better

prop Of course, it's a no brainer. The Jesse, who's there, who's not in Montana? Well, here's the bad news. This is just a wake up call for me too. For a long time, Republicans like us. We have been Montana manager, Jesse. We pop in when it's election season, six months before the presidential election, I guess I'll get involved in the primary. Who do you like? Trump or DeSantis? And then we throw on our hats. We thought our yard signs and

were out there, go jop. But then as soon as that election's over, we put the yard signs back in the garage. Maybe you still wear a Maga hat every now and then, But those school board meetings happen all the time, and we're not there. Primaries happen all the time. We're not there. Republicans participate half as much in primaries as Democrats do. Half they they're opened and closed the store, Jesse.

That's who they are. That's who Democrat voters are. They are involved in every primary, in every cause, at every school board meeting. And the end result of that is that over the years, Communists have been able to pull the Democrat party to the left. Chuck Schumer is a matter of fact, Chuck Schumer's out there right now. He's in the news a little bit saying that there won't be another shutdown.

Remember the reason AOC is in Congress. She challenged a powerful, sitting Democrat in a primary and blew his doors off in one. Why is AOC able to challenge these established, wealthy, powerful Democrats and win. Because the Democrat voter gets involved in primaries, votes in primaries, and they want more communism. They want more communism. It took years and years and years to get to where we are, but where we are, it's a real hot and cold it's a real good

and bad. The good news is we are slowly but surely changing the face of the Republican Party as we get more involved, as we learn that we have to fall in love with the grind where we're getting better in the Republican Party. It's changing to something better, slowly, but it's changing. The bad news is as insane and sick and demonic as Democrats are. They're not done moving

to the left. Did you know that they're not going to to moderate, That they're not going to they don't have any interest in it, that they can't even win elections. If they attempt to moderate this Democrat Party, it's only going to get worse. Do you still want to live in that blue state? I've been telling you for a long time. There's no guardrails anymore. There's nothing stopping them. Whatever they want to do, they're gonna do. All right, we'll do some emails. Next it is the Jesse Kelly

Show on a Tuesday. Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You may even get the distinct honor of getting it red on the air. Chris. That's a huge honor. Since there isn't anything going on to talk about right now, he's joking, what was the nastiest dish you were obligated to try over the holidays? Said the filling hosts were great, by the way, good, all right, this holiday season, this Christmas season, I'm trying to think. I don't think I had to suffer through

anything gross because we didn't travel to any family. Let's be honest. It's when you travel to family that's when you're subjected to disgusting meals because it's part of your family tradition, and that's just always what you do. Our family tradition isn't any different. I was having dinner with my mom last night and she was talking about how they used to make brought worst than sauer kraut in

our house. There's nothing more disgusting than puke spaghetti. Sauer Kraut is the grossest thing in the world, and it's smelled. The whole house smells. And I used to tell I told mom last night, I said, Mom, you know that I had to leave the house and I just wouldn't come home until late, late, late because the smell was so putrid. So every family has this. I don't have a story like that, but I will give you a little tidbit something that may say, gave you money one day,

a large amount of money one day. Are you ready for this? This is a few years ago, ah me the boys. Then I told you. I've told you about this since then. We went and did some Christmas markets in Europe. We had always wanted to see these Christmas markets, all the food and the Christmas caroling and the fun. And hopefully you don't get blown up by some Muslim. You don't understand. It's just a blast hot pardon the pun, Chris. Anyway, we went to go see the Christmas markets. It's a

great time. We are flying out of Paris, so we have a day, a couple of days in Paris. Bob wanted to do something super super special. We have never done anything like this since, we had never done anything like this before. But the river flowing through Paris is the scene. And I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly. I only speak American and some Mexican, so don't blame me, all right, some Mexican, Chris. I don't know if i'd

say I'm fluent, but I'm pretty fluent. Anyway. The river going through Paris is the scene and they have this thing. I'm sure there's lots of them, because OB did all the work on this. I didn't do it where you could do a dinner cruise at night up the scene. And I know you've heard about these things before. Most cities with a good river have something like this. In the South. They're all over the place. You know, a

place like New Orleans or what. You get on a riverboat and you go have some chicken fingers and they play some music and he cruise up the river. That we've done that before, but this one was special and it was expensive. I don't remember how much it was, but it was a freaking lot. I remember that this one was oh no, no, no, no chicken fingers this time. This was a five star Michelan chef. I don't understand

this whole Michelin thing. They were always tires to me, but Michelin is apparently Is it the same thing, Chris, are you serious? It's the same thing? Okay, I didn't know that anyway, This is a five star Michelin chef. Okay, well, I'm thinking the same thing. You're thinking that's a lot of money, but I bet that's gonna be a good cut of steak. I bet that's gonna be some good French onion soup. I bet the bread's gonna be fresh. I'm thinking all the exact same things you're thinking. We

sit down for this meal on this boat. The boat was admittedly nice. It was just a big dining room on the water, and it was course after course after course of the most disgusting filth you have ever seen in your life. What Chris Chris said is that because it was French. I'll tell you something, buddy, and I don't care if you think less of me for saying it. I'm gonna tell you something. The French eat really well. But it's all steak and cheese and bread and pastries.

That's it. It's the rest of France was wonderful, because again, who doesn't like steak and cheese and onions and bread and pastries. French food is awesome. It was awesome. Gosh, I know I'm gonna pay for that. I know the emails are gonna be ugly because I said that. I know they will be, you know, take it easy. Anyway, French food was awesome. None of this would be recognizable as any specific kind of cuisine. I don't even think I can lay it all out for you specifically. I

do remember. One thing was duck. And I've had duck before, I've killed ducks before. My old man used to go duck hunting. Duck can be delicious, not this duck. And this duck had apple foam in it, apple foam. And my wife is a healthy eater. And James, my oldest son, he's the one who asked for extra broccoli. Nobody could eat. We were sitting there counting the seconds until we could get back. We got back it immediately, went right back to the hotel, and we all got sandwiches in the lobby.

We just immediately got sandwiches. Don't ever, ever, under any circumstances, go to some five star Michelan's chef, whatever the stupid fancy rating. Don't ever do it ever. I'm telling you you will hate yourself for it, and you're gonna spend so much money and it's gonna be disgusting, disgusting. There you go, just saved your fortune. Let's talk about Ukraine. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Screw the ho Way

on a Tuesday, a magnificent tuesday, all right. So I was talking earlier in the show about January sixth, and it was obviously something the communists loved. I would argue they planned for it and coordinated it because they wanted a reason to go arrest their political opposition, just like they always do, just like all communists do. Our communists

are no different. Well, about the time the show was starting, a couple hours ago, Democrats on Capitol Hill, I kid you not, they led a candlelight vigil in remembrance of January sixth, And hey, don't take it for me, Chris, play the theater kids.

it is. It's all the degeneracy and horribleness you can possibly imagine. And he's standing there and they give him a microphone. Well, in that moment, because he's a Democrat, he doesn't have the option of saying I'm not interested, I'm not gonna speak. I can't put that on camera.

So they hand him the microphone and he's there Pride, Pride, Pride, and I laughed and laughed and laughed, and I laughed because Chuck Schumer is a horrible, horrible person, a complete lizard, not even human anymore, and he has to go through these humiliation rituals all Democrats do, and I think it's hilarious. Remember after George Floyd died, when they put those African scarves on their head, Nancy Pelosi and the rest of them,

and they all went and kneeled in the Capitol. Yeah, I know, some of them are just deranged freaks who are into that thing. But you know some of them were thinking, Oh gosh, do we have to wait? Do I have to go? Oh? Come on, this is ridiculous. US would lead Ukraine ceasefire monitoring backed by a multinational force. I'm convinced at this point in time this thing's never going to end. Is it just me? It doesn't seem like every single day there's a Ukraine cease fire on

the horizon. Peace is almost there, They're in talks. There were talks, the talks are moving forward. We're having more talks, maybe a ceasefire, more talks. True, is I don't know that any party involved wants it to end. Look, here's the headline for you, Zelensky reshuffles government in the face of alleged corruption. Corruption. You say, yes. It turns out that one of the most corrupt countries in the world, Ukraine before the war, got a massive influx of Oh,

I don't know your money, and they took it. You didn't think all that was going to the troops, did you. This simply took the money. We know they're corrupt, we know they're pocketing the money. I remember when CBS ran a story saying that one third of the money I believe that was the number. One third of the money and equipment is actually getting to the front. The rest of it, they're just straight stealing it, stealing it, selling it on the black market. Then, of course CBS pulled

the article and apologized, woh, we got a reporting wrong. No, you pulled the article because you got your reporting right. Pretty sure that was CBS. It's a corrupt place. And then you have Russia, total corrupt place. What motivation is it for Russia to end the war? Right now? Russian gas is still being sold to European countries through India. You know, European countries are now just buying all their gas from India. Well, India's buying it all from Russia.

Russia's treasury is doing just fine. Why would they want it to end here in America? You remember who was sitting at the negotiating table last time I went on a rants about this, right you do remember mister Larry Fink, the head of Blackrock. Ukraine has been devastated by war, absolutely devastated, heartbreaking for the people there. Guess who's going to help them rebuild? Guess who's going to make a

pretty profit off the American taxpayer helping them rebuild. Of course Blackrock will be there, but let's just do a simple, simple human experiment, if you will. Let's say my name's Larry Fink. I'm the head of Blackrock. I'm going to make money helping Ukraine rebuild. And the more I help them rebuild, the more money I make. Of course, you know, if you have a contractor come and remodel your closet,

that's going to be a certain amount of money. If he remodels the whole downstairs, that's going to be more money, right, bigger project, more money. So I'm Larry Fink, and I stand to make a tidy sum of money when Ukraine starts to rebuild. Do I want the war to end now? Or maybe after another year of bombs dropping, maybe after another city gets turned into rubble? What makes me more money? If I'm Larry Fink. My point in all this is,

I'm not convinced anybody wants this thing to end. I actually do think, to his credit, I do think Trump wants it to end, and I think it's beyond his control. I think he thought he would be able to do it. I remember on the campaign trail. He kept telling everybody, I'll have it over in the first day. It'll be over in the first day. I'm gonna negotiate the whole thing.

He's been busting his butt trying to negotiate an end to it, and even when it seems like they get really really close to a deal, yep, deal falls apart. Would not be surprised, Chris write this down. If Donald Trump's three years next three years is over, if the presidential campaign of twenty twenty eight is underway and Russia and Ukraine are still fighting, I would not be even a little bit surprised. Brazil's ex president Bolis Naro undergoes

medical treatment for hiccups. You want to hear something devastating. Everybody has a hiccup remedy. When I was a kid, in my house, the remedy was you ate a spoonful of sugar and then you drank water. Spoonful of sugar, chug a glass of water. Hiccups go away. Usually worked. Bob comes from a different family, and you knows she's a gymnast, so they always have to show off. AB's what her thing was is you drink water upside down, drink water upside down, So of course she can't do

that like a normal person. That's you, too, Corey. Apparently that's Corey's too. She has to do a handstand up against the wall. And like I said, gymnasts always have to show off. But that's her thing. You want to hear something crushing. None of that stuff actually works, meaning the sugar or the hand stands. It's just drinking water, Chris. You can jake your head all you want, but I've tested it. You just drink water and it goes away. What Chris, Chris said, suck on a cinnamon candy. Just

drink water, Chris. All right, Since I'm not a ninety seven year old grandpa, I don't walk around with cinnamon candies on hand. Therefore I'll have to go with what I have, and that is water. Chris. What a stupid thing. Well, now just go pick up a gallon of motor oil and spill it on your left foot. Oh thanks Chris for these wonderful solutions. That's a huge help. Anyway, We'll be right back. Hang on. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. Hey, Chris, do

you like the McRib at McDonald's. Are you a McRib guy me either, Corey, you've nick ribb? No, you've never even tried it? A loser. I mean everyone has to try it, Corey. Anyway, McDonald's just hit with a class action lawsuit claiming McRib doesn't contain any rib meat. Is anyone surprised by that? I'd be like saying, Taco Bells ground beef isn't real beef. I think we all know that it's still fantastic. Anyway, Chris, I thought that was good news for you because they sell it what they

sell it as a pork rib. If it's not real pork, you're in business, pal you were in Hey Bronco. I get the people not like vegetables, but what is your feeling on super picky eat?

they were fresh, but the canned green beans. Sometimes it was lima beans. Now, when I said traditional, there was also this part of my family. You were not allowed to leave the dinner table until you ate your meal, clean your plate, eat your meal. There's no I don't feel like it. There's no I'd like something else. That was only going to get you whipped in my house. That's not gonna that's gonna get you nowhere, sit there and eat your meal. So that means I have to

eat these lime of beans. I physically could not eat them. When I say physically could not eat them, I mean more than once in an attempt to eat them so I could leave the dinner table, they came back up. Now fast forward, I have one eater, James, my oldest, who's just a beast. All the all the vegetables, all the everything, you name it, He'll try it. He eats it all, world class eater, much better than I'll ever be.

Then I have me Luke, my little clone. We because you always try to do some of the things your parents did. When Luke was younger, We used to do the exact same thing to him that my parents did to me. Sit there, eat your dinner. No, you cannot have anything else, You cannot get up until it's done. We eventually dropped that. And do you know why Luke would sit there with his plate full of vegetables in front of him for three hours until it was bedtime.

I don't mean he held out for fifteen twenty minutes hours to the point where AM and I are looking, We're thinking, I feel like this is child abuse, Like we can get what Chris. What Chris said, was I at least a little bit proud of him? No, I was insanely proud of him. It was insanely proud of him. Wait to stand your ground, little man. No, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. And I have watched him have problems when he's tried to gut it down as well gagging. I'm not defending people who are super

picky eaters. We all have to gut through things we don't like from time to time. I will say this, though, I think a lot of this is genetic. My kids were raised the exact same. One kid loves them, the other one does not. My sister and I she's a great eater. I'm more on the Luke side. We were raised the exact same same house, same parents, same rules. I think a lot of picky eating is simply genetic, and people you consider to be picky eaters can't do

anything about it. I don't know how you merge that world with just letting them eat with whatever they want. You don't want that either. Part of life is eating crappy things. It's the way it is. But that's my thoughts on it. Also, Trump said this about Madurero.

if I'll be back. You know, it's really sad. The last two times I was there and I tried to link up with a buddy and his wife was when I was there with my wife, they said, all come down and meet you. My wife won't come into the city anymore. These are lifelong New Yorkers. They're already saying, oh, I'm out. Uh oh. Maduro's Nike track suit sold out hours after his handcuffed picks go viral. Chris, I want

to be a tracksuit guy. I feel like a tracksuit is just a comfortable way, a more stylish way to wear sweatpants. And I feel like I could be a tracksuit guy. You know, Michigan Senate candidate abdu l said compared an Oklahoma band on Sharia law to the trail of tears. No way, you mean in Islamist trying to do evil things. Tried to use the Civil Rights era racism stuff to cover up his horrible ideas. It's not like that's a tactic they've used USLNGX sports set new

records in twenty twenty five. Remember that the Biden White House banned LNG exports. And I say the Biden White House because Joe Biden signed the executive order and then we found out later he didn't even know what he had signed because he just sat there drooling on himself. All right, we're gonna come back tomorrow. Who knows what the news will bring. I promise we'll have some more fun. All right, that's all