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Jesse Kelly Chow. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday. We are almost there, almost time for Thanksgiving where we can eat things that aren't turkey, gather with family, Thank God for the blessings we have. But we still have issues to tackle before we get to there. First, we're gonna talk about these tariffs. Trump's out there threatening tariffs, and you have a bunch of people. I love tariffs. I hate tariffs. So let's talk about what's actually happening there.
But talk about the FBI. Apparently Americans aren't worried about FBI background checks. This will go back to the currency we were discussing before Thanksgiving. Turkeys are up twenty three percent, and I'm happy about it. I'll explain exactly why we're gonna have voicemails. We have one, very drunk, very threatening voicemail, hilarious as it may be. Emails. Some guys are mad
at me, some people were thrilled with me. All that a personal injury I suffered this morning, and so much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I want to begin. Let's begin with the tariff thing, because look it's just you and me talking. I'm probably gonna screw off a lot tonight. I'm in an amazing mood. I'm probably gonna screw off tomorrow during the tomorrow's show too. I'm sorry. I'm in a great mood. I we're close
to the holidays. I'm just having extra fun. The news kind of dies.
We're in that.
Wall in between the election and when he takes powers. It's a good time. It's screw off Jesse time. So I'm warning you also tomorrow, asked doctor Jesse Wednesday, because I won't be here Thursday, Friday, Thanksgiving. Get your questions emailed in now Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com or leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven four three seven three. And yes, Chris, I may or may not be in a good mood because the wife and kids are out of town. Woke up this morning. They had
to FaceTime me. Did they want to see me?
No?
It was about Fred, the freaking idiot. Talk. Where's Fred? How's Fred doing? No one asked how I was doing. It's all about Fred, anyway, So let's talk about tariffs. Trump went full blast yesterday on social media because that's where news is broken now. It's not on ABC Nightly News anymore. It's on social media. And Trump on social
media threatened Canada and Mexico and China. What he said to Canada and Mexico was, this day one, when I get into office, I'm slapping a twenty five percent tariff on each of you until the tie of illegals and drugs stops pouring over that border and into our country. It's what Trump said publicly. He also threatened China. This one's not getting as much play. He told China, Hey, China,
ten percent, ten percent tariff on you. If this fentanyl doesn't stop coming from your country, make it stop, or I will make it stop, all right. And so this prompted a lot of economic discussion on the left and the right, but the right for sure. Now let's first of all, let's talk really quickly about Trump's economic vision, economic policy. I actually have disagreements on some of it, but I'm okay with these disagreements, these debates. Trump is
a Teddy Roosevelt Republican. I know we don't read history books anymore, but if you read about Roosevelt and his policy positions on things, that's exactly what Trump is. He is not a traditional free trade Republican. He's more of a populist, protectionist style Republican. And there are going to be a lot of people who argue about a lot of that. But tariffs are something Trump genuinely believes it. However, that is not what he's doing here. Let me ask you.
You ever go to a party in high school you weren't supposed to go to Maybe some underage drinking at the party, Not that I think you would do such a thing, or certainly not that I ever have, But did you ever do such a thing? And kids don't do it? You're not missing out, trust me, But I've done it. You probably have done it now. At least in my town in Bozeman, Montana. There wasn't a lot of violent crime back then, and the co therefore didn't
have a ton to do. So it was DUIs and it was driving around busting up house parties with the kids who were drinking booze underage. And you walk into these parties and it feels wrong, but the good kind of wrong, the adventurous kind of wrong. Oh, I shouldn't be here. What if my parents find out? What's that a beer. Oh, I've never tried one of those. Hey,
let me try a beer, you know. And the music's too loud, and you finally work up the liquid courage to talk to that dime you've been eyeballing in school, and right about the time you're convincing yourself this is the most fun you've ever had in your life. Wooooooooo, the sirens come on. You find out the house is surrounded by cops. Yes, they did this to us routinely, and in through the front and the back door would come the cops, and everyone who wasn't fast enough is
in a great deal of trouble. You may find yourself in a field as the cops are walking around the field looking for you. Yes, Chris, that was me. Okay if you have to ask specifics several times anyway, you know what nobody says in that moment, Nobody, nobody at the party looks at the cops and says, WHOA, Thank goodness, the cops are finally here. Time to turn down the music, hand over the beer, and break this party up. Nobody says that everybody doing wrong in the party is mad,
sad these frigging cops. We were having fun with cops ruin everything. This sucks. My mom's gonna kill me. Nobody likes the guy who walks in, stops the music, turns on the lights, and tells you to stop talking to that dime and get ready to get grounded for life by your parents. Nobody celebrates the cops in that moment. What happens when Democrats take over the United States of America. What happens is international. It's an international house party that
shouldn't happen. And here's why it happens that way. As you know, we talk about it all the time. The modern Democrat Party is nothing like the old Democrat Party. It's not slightly different views on unions and things like that. It's flat out America hatred. And when they govern, that's how they govern. They govern as if this place kind of sucks. We don't really have a right to be
here anyway. Throw open the borders, bring in every barbarian, and you know what, we're gonna loot the treasury, and hey, anyone else, anyone want to get down on this. Hey, come on, hey everybody, Hey, everyone, everyone across the globe, come on in, Come on, the country sucks anyway, Hey, come pick at the carcass of America. That's how Democrats
govern now. In fact, multiple Biden people have been caught on camera undercover audio admitting, Oh, we shouldn't have a border anyway, we don't deserve to have one, open up the country. That's how Democrats think, that's how they govern. And you know who loves that, Who absolutely loves that? Well, all the other countries, every other country, not just Canada and Mexico, Canada, Mexico, China, they love that because America is this big, wealthy country. And hold on a minute,
Democrats are just gonna let us. They're gonna let us do whatever we want to it for real. They love it. Mexico loves it. Hey, we got all these freaking illegals coming into Mexico. Hey, let's not even slow them down to help.
Them to the border.
Those more on Americans will let them in. They do the same thing in Canada. Remember that former German chancellor Merkel, Angela Merkel and Hala Merkel or whatever how do you say her stupid name. She came out recently. She was big interviewed and she was talking about how much she disliked working with Trump, and what she said was you get in a big group of people, all these world leaders, and Trump he always treated it like a competition, like
he had to win. Well, what's she really saying there? When Democrats take over, they walk into this meeting and it's an open checkbook with your money because they don't take any pride in the country, don't care for the country anyway. Hey, Germany, you need some of this. Here's some billions for you and some billions for you, and you can take this and you can take that. Our country sucks anyway, you guys, just come take whatever you want. Come on into my house party, drink my parents liquor.
Come on in, everyone, come, everyone's welcome. Everyone, come on in. Just pillage the place. Canada, Mexico handle it the exact same way, because they've got a bunch of scumbag leftists in their government too. And I sympathize with every one of you Mexicans and Canadians listening suffering under that kind of leadership. Oh, I know exactly what it's like. I'm sorry, but the same thing, everybody. He takes advantage of America when they hate America. Democrats take over, it's house party, time,
turn up the music. Somebody packed the keg Woo, tap the keg. I'm sorry. Oh it's party time, and now Donald Trump steps in. The cops are here. The party's over. Talk about that and tariffs and other things. Before we get to that, let's talk about having some energy and be in a good mood. Energy and mood. These things matter a lot, don't they. When you wake up in the morning and you had a crappy night's sleep and you don't feel well rested, you know right away your
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it's just gonna be a great night. But what we were discussing is Trump gets out there, threatens Canada, threatens Mexico twenty five percent, tariff's coming for each of you. And what happened in the twelve hours, Well, it's about twenty four hours now since Trump put out those public statements. Mexican president, that dirty commie hag, she already came out and said, Hey, these migrant caravans come into America. We're
gonna stop them. They're not gonna happen. Justin Trudeau, filthy little child a castro that he is, already got on the phone with Donald Trump. Hey Trump, Uh, love you, What do you need, bud? Trump threatening these things is not about tariffs. It's not about free markets or protectionism. And those debates are fine to have, fine to have if you disagree on tariffs and things like that. That's totally a reasonable position. Or if you love them, it's
a reasonable position. We can debate these things. This is not a tariff argument. This is a sheriff argument. Na, Chris, did you hear that? You didn't You weren't paying attention. Did you hear what I did? No Jewish producer Christ wasn't paying attention. So I'm going to say it again. So I said, Chris, it's not a tariff argument. It's a sheriff argument. Don't shake your head, Chris, I rhyme those two things. What am I saying? This is about
letting the world know the party is over. Turn on the lights, turn off the music, Hand me your beer. The party is over. There will be no more pillaging America. And if you are lucky enough to be our neighbors, Canada and Mexico, if you are neighbors with us, then you will be neighborly. You will not throw open the doors to our country because there's a bunch of people you don't want to deal with. If you let them
in your country, they're your problem. Don't you dare let them in your country and then make them my problem, or we're going to have a problem and the world is going to hate it. They already hate it. They're going to hate it. Europe will hated Mexico will hate it, Canada will hate it, China will hate it. Everyone will hate it. Because everyone was enjoying the party. Everyone was enjoying the party that comes when democrats take over the country.
Every single one, every one of them love it because they've got to pillage this place. That Venezuela opened their prisons and emptied them into America, you realize that democrats are so deeply evil. They allowed Venezuela to walk into their prisons full of rapists and murderers, and Venezuela told them, fellas, pack it up, you're going to America. And in many cases, Democrats flew them into the country from Venezuela. How great
is that for Venezuela. You get all the scumbags out of your country, You unload them onto a country you hate anyway, You don't have the financial burden, you unload the violent crime. It's the best thing in the world. The world loves when democrats take over because it's good for everyone but us. Now the party's over. Now the cops are here. That's what the tariff threat is about
and you watch Chris write this one down. You watch Trump won't go through with the twenty five percent tariff on Canada and Mexico because they're so scared of that. They will have calmed him down that they intend to take care of their business before he takes office. And Trump will end up saying something publicly along the lines of just wanted to thank Mexico. They're going to change some things so we don't have to do the twenty
five percent tariff. It's a negotiating tactic. But again, the right oftentimes can't get out of its own way with these things because we have different views on economies and free markets and free trade and protectionism and things like that, and all we hear are tariffs, and the right will spend all day long argument while should we do with the tariffs? It's really a tax. I'm not really sure about the tariffs. That has nothing to do with tariffs.
This is about negotiating and letting the world know America is closed. You were no longer allowed to treat this country like an open sore. So no, you're not going to dump the dregs of your society onto American soil because this country rejected Democrats and now the adults are back in charge. All right, all right, now we have gosh, I'm trying to think of all who all we have tonight. I did a guest heavy shows. It's Thanksgiving week and I'm in a great mood. We have Selena Zito tonight.
She's gonna give us kind of the back road skinny on Trump's election. Remember Selena Zito came on here and she told us before Trump won that he was gonna win, not right before either, where we all kind of felt that she knew a while before. We have Selena Zito. We have bk tonight. We're probably gonna have to hear about his abs. I'm sorry, We're gonna have to hear about BKA's abs. We'll talk to him about Thanksgiving. We have Daniel Turner coming on tonight. We got a three
guest night. I have no idea how that happened exactly, but either way, it's a three guest night on the Jesse Kelly Show. And do not forget tomorrow is an ask doctor Jesse Wednesdakes. I'll be gone for the rest of the week. Gonnac celerate Thanksgiving with my fam Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. What Chris Chris said? How do I prep my turkey by not buying one? Chris? Okay, but if I had to, I would probably do it the way Kamala Harris did it, and I'd spatchcock it.
You ever hear what Chris? Don't rub your head. You don't know what spatchcocking is. You probably don't, but I guarantee you that's what Dome does. I bet you she loves it. I could totally see her loving that. Anyway, Let's talk about something a little bit more important real quick. Let's make sure we're helping people who need help this season. People on the ground in Israel need a lot of help. They do. They're under rocket attacks, explosions. It's a freaking
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don't like rap music. Someone screaming into the microphone joining me now, host of the Amazing World News with BK podcast, Former Air Force PJ BK BK okay, now shoot me straight the BK household. Is it traditional Thanksgiving stuff? Is it turkey? Be honest? Is it turkey?
Yeah?
You know what?
First of all, Jesse, even though it's Thanksgiving week, I feel the hate flowing through me at all times, and that's what keeps me incredibly jacked and tan at the gym. That hatred, so it motivates me. I'm gonna use it. I'm gonna keep doing it. I don't care I it's Thanksgiving week. Second all, I usually start off, I've go to multiple places. I'm fortunate enough where there's a few bars within walking distance to me, and every year they
have a massive spread for free. So I go in, have a cocktail, load up a huge plate, go to the next one, do the same thing, and then I'll end up at somebody's house later in the night. But it's kind of nice because, uh yeah, and I don't care what anybody says, Jesse, I like turkey. I'm not going I'm not seeding the turkey to the haters. I'm just not gonna do it.
Yeah, b K, big big turkey fan. Huh tell me, Bka, how many times? How many times a year outside of Thanksgiving do you walk into a restaurant and order the turkey?
Jesse?
Your logic is flawed here because turkey is the singular dish of the of this holiday. You're honestly it should be against the law to order turkey at under any other time of year. So it's so good, I could it's so good. We only eat it once a year because we couldn't handle it any other day of the year.
How about that?
Yeah, yeah, I don't. I'm sorry, BK. I don't see the air Force logic in all this, you know, But speaking of air Force, I wanted to talk to you about this because we haven't we haven't talked about this in a while. And I get emails every time you're on from these young studs who listen to the show, you know, high school, younger than that of a How do I do How do I do that? How do
I do that? If you're talking to a bunch of young men right now who dream of maybe being an Air Force PG one day, some kind of super stud, how do you guide them? What do you tell them?
Uh?
Well, so, yeah, I do get caught. I get hit up all the time, Jesse, Like you you know, like, hey, you know I've always wanted to do this, you know whether and it's not always PJA, it's any like kind of special operations because you know, these are like the guys they look up to.
Yeah.
And one of the.
Biggest things I say, I actually turned them onto a friend of mine who I trust, who has kind of a business in training up guys who want to go into special operations. And he's got group chats like in every major city in the country, and I'll usually refer
them to them. I'm just gonna plug it here. You on mind, Jesse, So calm athlete on Instagram at so com athlete, and I usually tell them to get with him because now these guys can get in the group, chat in the area they're in, they can all do they can go on training together, they can get workout tips together. So I really stress that. But I'm also like the same things haven't changed, Jesse. It's like run, you have to run. You got to be able to run.
You're always gonna have to be able to run. You're gonna have to be able to ruck. And you don't want to show up at one of these things having not done either one, because you're gonna get shin splints and you just can't do it anymore after that. So you have to build that base powerfully. And I think too many guys like equate like going to the gym and getting all huge, Like that's not really gonna save you. I saw a bunch of huge guys who failed to
make the cut. And there's just way other things to think of it, And the basics haven't changed. Running, calisthenics, being able to carry a heavy load. Those three things are the top three and everything else is way secondary. Of those top three.
Things make the cut. I love asking guys like you this, guys like Clay Martin, you you super ninja types, which of course I was the furthest thing in the world from that. So it fascinates me too, Right, what guys make it? Who makes it? And who doesn't? You said the big guys don't.
Uh yeah, I mean I'm not gonna and I'm not gonna say not all big guys make it, because of course they do. But you know, it's not like the movies where you know, I grew up like you, Jesse, were watching movies where every guy was like Schwarzenegger, yeah,
and just just jacked out of his mind. And you know, most commonly it's who made it were the small, skinny guys who could run all day and who had the attitude like it sounds so cliche, but you have got to be like, there is no other option for me but to complete this course, because you know, I talked to a few young guys do it and they were like they were kind of like, well, you know, if that doesn't work out, then I can always you know, I'm gonna be I really want to be a seal,
but if that doesn't work out, like I could also like run on computer so the Navy, and I'm like, bro, you cannot have that mindset, you to be like this is all or nothing. And you and the guys who have that, I see the determination in them, and I see the desire and the drive, and those are the guys who make it. And as you know Jesse, a lot of times it's not the guy you'd expect. I knew a dude soaking wet, one hundred and fifty pounds just but he was super organized. This dude ended up
being a Joint Special Operations Command operator. He was attached to Delta Force for over a decade. And if you would have seen him when I went through selection with them, you would have been like, no way, just no way. And that's but that's who it is. The guy who has the guy who has the will, the drive and attention to detail is extremely important.
Also, speaking with BK, host of World News with BK, I know you eat that podcast up. I get great emails about it every single time. BK. So you guys to help me understand the structure because I legitimately don't know. You don't have your own teams like I know, like
Delta they have squadron, a dog Squadron BC. I know about the different you know, Green Berets, fifth Group, seventh, I get that, but every time I talk to one of you pjs, it seems like they're always just breaking one or two of you off, and they're sending you with the seals and you're sending you with Delta. So you don't have really a team, are you kind of like a lone wolf?
No, so they do. So there's definitely that aspect of it when it comes to the special like the really the Tier one special operations. But we also do have like whole squadrons with pjs and they'll do you know, they are usually the guys who in the rescue operations. For example, everybody knows about the Alaskan pjs, you know, pretty renowned for civilian rescues. They're on Alert twenty four to seven, and that is a squadron, all of pj's
and that's the only people there are. They've been talking lately about trying to form Air Force only squadrons, but this is like, you know, there's some growing pains there because they were specialized for so long. Intil one thing.
It's like, well, how are we going to put together a team with the capability of say a Green Beret Operational Detachment ALPHA twelve man team, are we how do we put together a team that has all of that same skill set and some of it was lacking, which is why they created, for one, this new special reconnaissance program in the Air Force, and they go through the selections to pair rescue and combat control and those.
Are the guys.
You know, they're really putting the drone stuff hard and the reconnaissance stuff hard, the maps and all that. So hopefully we'll see it one day, but so far, yeah, it's still like at those top levels, you know, guys will just go off. They'll be attached to dev group, you know, one or two to a ODA working overseas. And that's just the way it's been for a long time.
B Kay, help me understand why they would be behind, because for a lot of people, you know, when they look at Green Berets or Navy Seals or let the Delta guys pjs, it's just all a bunch of studs, right, It's all a bunch of studs. You put them up in a room, if they're not wearing their uniform, they're all going to kind of look the same talk, the same that's going to be you know, alpha types. So why can't a twelve man PJ crew now do essentially what a Green Beret group can do.
So there's there's a few reasons for that, and I would say I'm not an expert on this Jesse, but I would say a huge reason for that is for a long time, Perereski was an enlisted only job. We didn't have leadership. You know, the Navy has like four seals. The Green Berets have four star Green Berets, you know, and they've been doing that for decades. We only brought officer Air Force ground pounders in like in the early
two thousands, so they're well behind. There's not a single two star Air Force general who came from a special operations background.
We don't have it.
We're like these these enlisted guys. For example, in Vietnam, the enlisted pjs, they were attached to an aircrew and technically the flight the helicopter pilot was their commander. And that's the way it was for a very very long time. And then sadly they realized, well, wait a minute, we're not getting the off atonomy we want because we don't have anybody advocating for us, and now they're trying to do this rescue the you know, the combat rescue officer,
the combat control general. But they're just behind the power curve on that. So I don't know. I still haven't seen the two star from an aspect war background, and I don't know when I'm going to see it.
B K.
You are the man host of World News with Peek with BK. Thank you, my brother. I appreciate you as always.
Thanks and enjoy that turkey.
Jesse.
Oh, anyway, we forgot to play this. This is great.
Yeah, you know what you're talking about. You're liberal, mother.
Dude, just call me a liberal.
I hope you've died today. I hope you die. Ipe you get active the dial? Yeah? Yeah, how's that? Yeah? I did, Jefsey, You're v everywhere.
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Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Wednesday gets your questions emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com yeah, like the party's over. The party's over. The adults are here. The cops have showed up. There's another article out about all the Haitians in Springfield, Ohio. They're leaving. Quote, I'm scared because my business in Haiti was bombed. I lost my mom. Someone come in my business and then they whatever if I
get a deportation back to Haiti. So that they are, they're already running all the puff pieces out there. You can't deport them. You can't deport them. But they're already leaving. They got it, and that's exactly what we need. Let's do some voicemails, shall we?
Oh Jesse ned borlog here India Company, third but Dallians, third Marines, first Marion, first Squad. It's terrible with sending in all these cluster bombs. It's sick too. Many of my marine buddies were killed with movie traps around Hill fifty five. Biden's is leaving Trump in a bad spot.
First of all, rest in peace to your brothers. And I mentioned this the other day. It's not just the missiles that we're giving Ukraine permission to launch these missiles into Russia that's getting all the headlines. That's the thing that most people are talking about, allowing them to use anti personnel minds. For people who don't understand it, it doesn't sound like much. It's a gigantic escale. You could hear it in that guy's voice. I'm gonna play it again.
You can hear it in that guy's voice. You you watch your buddy get his legs blown off because he stepped on a mine three feet in front of you before you could step on it. And you you have to pull out a rag and wipe your buddy's blood off of your face because he stepped on a mine. It creates a visceral hatred in you that will last forever, and that we are now we're allowing this to happen.
Oh Jesse ned borlog here India Company third but Daan third Marines, first Platoon, first squad. It's terrible with sending in all these cluster bombs. It's sick too. Many of my marine buddies were killed with movie traps around Hill fifty five.
Can hear it in his voice, can't you? Well, we're doing that now on purpose. They're escalating things on purpose, And you know what it made me think about? I know it's kind of weird to think along these lines. But I was sitting here thinking, we've been talking a lot about how much evidence they're of course destroying. Right now, they're shredding every paper they can. There's a shredder truck
in front of the DOJ they're deleting. I guarantee they have software deleting more emails and files than you can imagine they're doing. They're using this period of time in between the election of Donald Trump and when he's actually sworn in to cover up the evidence of as many of their crimes as humanly possible. Maybe maybe it's time to do away with the system where there's a lag
in between administrations. Maybe you have an election and the second the election is called, Donald Trump shows up to Washington d C. Puts his hand on a Bible, he's sworn in as president, and his people officially move in and monitor everything. And I don't like that because there's a lot of reasons to have that lag time. There's a lot of reasons that make sense to have the lag time. The incoming administration needs to staff up, the
other people need to staff down. You're it's just it's it's not easy to just snap your fingers and make it happen. There's a reason for the lag. But now that our country is operated by criminals who will violate every single law when they take over and then try to cover up that fact, maybe it's time to do away with it. Honestly, I bet you this guy's upset you.
Yeah, you don't what you're talking about? Liberal mother, I help you die to the help you die the dial? Ye how that I get Jefsey, I'm you're CV anywhere.
Remember I told you, I don't understand it. I can't relate to this mentality. The people who hate listen, they listen longer, and they listen more intently than the people who love listen. I don't understand that way of thinking. I don't consume anything that I don't enjoy. I don't go home and watch Rachel Mattou or something that would never even occur to me. Oh, you're right, Chris. They leave the drunkest voicemails. They're all just plastered, and they
call in. Did I tell you how I hurt myself this morning? So I took a belt buckle to the privates this morning. Listen, you know how obbs out of town well, Obbs out of town. So I figured, go ahead and wear my jeans an extra day. You don't need to change your jeans every day. I can get two or three days out of this and she's not to be there, and then it's a jeans you bore yesterday. So I got home my side, I took my jeans off,
I left my belt on there. I threw them in the bathroom and figured out it's still on those same jeans tomorrow. But I didn't. I was not careful this morning. I'm standing in front of my sink. I jam a leg in and then I jammed the other leg in and I yanked the jeans up. I'm not used to there being a belt on the jeans, and I yanked them up, and that thing flopped around. The belt buckle flopped around really really fast. And oh man, if you had come into the bathroom at that time, you would
have seen me pants around my ankles. I had to take a knee, which, of course then Fred had to come in and stuff his big, fat, fluffy face in front of me, seeking out attention. In my moment of agony, it was bad. It was bad. I still haven't told ab about it. I'm not gonna tell her because I know she's gonna be upset about the jeans. I'm trying to help her out, is what I'm trying to down
on laundry. I love you, Princess. If you're listening, I treasure you, and I didn't want you to have to do any laundry.
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