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Apparently we have discovered life on another planet. We're gonna talk about this communist in New York trying to grab for your guns, all that emails, the entitlement of illegals, and so much more coming up in the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show.

what this means. I know exactly what this means. That's not an announcement that she's not running for governor. That's an announcement that she's running for president. Let's talk about this, Kamala Harris, what's the running joke. The running joke is that Kamala Harris got her start in political office by dating Willie Brown, who is was a real political power broker in California. Yeah, he was married at the time,

Willie Brown. Look, Willy Brown grew up. I don't know if you know this in a house of ill repute. Uh yeah, he really. That's a true story. So Willy Brown had a rough upbringing. Look will set aside Willy Brown. Anyway, Kamala Harris, as a young woman, dated him. Then as soon as he got her political career going, she dropped him like a hot potato and moved on. But that's not just her story. She was constantly ladder climbing in

politics in ways that are almost almost unique. And I know politicians do this, especially the majorly ambitious, ambitious ones do that. She would fight and scratch and claw. Ask Willie Brown, She'll do anything in order to get ahead. She will. That's what made the story so funny. It wasn't the dating, it was the ambition. It was the naked naked ambition. She remember remember during the debate, Remember

during the debate with Joe Biden. This was the first time, I think it was the first debate they had Joe Biden Kamala. They're on stage and she's losing at this point in the primary. She got a little bump right when she jumped in because the American media saw a woman of color and they decided she was the second coming of Jesus. But the public quickly figured out this airhead doesn't know anything about anything, and so her poll

numbers went up and then boob cratered immediately. By the time she debated Joe Biden, she had no chance, zero zip zilch to win that primary. That primary was over for her. I think she was pulling at two percent or something like that, one or two percent. She still knifed Joe Biden, essentially calling him a KKK member who opposed bussing on the debate stage. This is a woman who would knife her own mother without a moment of

hesitation to get ahead. An insanely ambitious woman. And let's remember she always had her eyes on the top job, tried very hard for the top job. She rose to be VP. Now I realized she was a diversity higher. And don't don't email me and tell me you're offended. I don't care if you're offended. Joe Biden said he would only pick a black woman that's a diversity hire. If you want to stop getting called diversity hires, then stop announcing ahead of time you're doing diversity hiring. It's

not my problem, it's your problem. She's a diversity higher, but doesn't matter how she got there. She got to be Vice president of the United States of America, then she ran for president. She was handed two billion dollars by Obama's fundraising network and blew the whole thing. Donald Trump's not president of the United States of America, but blowing it has never held come all about ever. Just because she blew it once before. This woman's gonna try again.

This was not an announcement that she's not running for governor. She might as well have come out today and announced she's running for president at the United States of America. Now maybe you're sitting there saying yes, but she's gonna lose again. She's gonna get crushed again. And you're right, she cannot make it out of a primary, even idiotic, useless, robotic communists who vote in Democrat primaries, even they hate Kamala Harris. She was never a threat to win a

primary before. She won't be a threat the next time, I don't think. But there's no way a woman who's still relatively young. I think she's sixty right now in politics, shoot anymore, she's a spring chicken, but sixties, definitely young enough to run. There's no oh way, Well, I'm right, sixty years old. Man, I know so much stuff, don't I? Chris what anyway, There's no way a woman like that is going to retire and ride off into the sunset.

And the logical choice, the choice you would make, and maybe the choice I would make, probably the choice I would make, is Okay, you rose to be vice president. Clearly the American people reject you. You can blame them, but whatever, But clearly whatever you're selling they're not buying. But you were vice president. You have access to millions in millions of dollars in the communist fundraising network, in the university system. You could walk away from all of it.

Right now, and your family would want for nothing. You would spend the rest of your days. What she's sixty, I mean, I don't know her jenes, but fifteen twenty thirty years she's got left on this planet. You could spend the next few decades on private jets or at least flying first class with your action. It'd be private jets, in private jets with your family, luxury five star hotels, not working too hard. You could have easy Street for the rest of your life. People like Kamala Harris aren't

built like that. So a very good point, Chris. Chris just said, power is their hobby. It's all they have. Have you ever noticed that we can't ever fully get rid of Hillary Clinton? Didn't No matter what she's like a tick. She has latched on to our political system. And about once a month, once every two months, she'll be on the view. She'll be on a stage somewhere

giving a speech. We'll play something from Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton was not only the first Lady of the United States of America for eight years, Hillary Clinton was a United States Senator from one of the biggest, most important states in the Union, New York, and then went on to be Secretary of State. I know she's a soulless monster because she's Hillary Clinton, but as far as life's resumes go, that's a pretty good one. I mean, she's going to be written in the halls of power of America,

whatever way you want to view those halls. And that's already done. And she's in poor health. Remember when she ran for office. We know it was probably now because the horse tranquilizers or whatever she was on, but they had to chuck her in the back of a van in New York like an old sofa. We watched it on video. It's still video. You can watch it completely

out on her feet. Remember, she kept falling, and I never made fun of her for that, because I've always thought old people falling and hurting themselves is so sad, even people I hate. I hate that. I hate when I hear about that. She fell and broke her hip she felt. I hated that. But she kept falling. Her step kept happening to catch her. She was falling. She's in terrible health. You've done everything you could do in political life. Your in terrible health, and still she's on stage.

These people we can't get rid of them. You can't get rid of these types. Kamala Harris is going to run for president, and look, she could win a primary. And look I don't think so, but she could. And what happens if our candidate has a scandal, What happens if our candidate has a heart attack? What happens if Democrats try to blow his head off again and succeed this time. Let's not forget they tried to do that

with Donald Trump. Let's let's really not forget. Not only did they do that, but we don't know anything about the guy who almost blew Donald Trump's had. Setting that aside, you don't know what might happen. Not a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday. Before I get to this email about New York City and this communist, I'm sorry, but Jewish producer Chris and Corey and I we were talking during the break because we were talking about Hillary Clinton and how you can't

get rid of her. I just have to tell you about this. I don't know if I want to call her a warrior, a survivor. I'm not sure the word I want to I want to put on it. But so we are in an office building. The studio we have is in an office building in Houston, and there's a cleaning crew. Well, I should I should clarify it. There was a cleaning crew. Trump deported most of them. That's just the way it goes. But from the first moment we have Chris, how long have we been in

that bitter Three years? Two three, four years, four years. They've built us this studio in this building. For four years. There has been one one little Mexican lady, little Chunky, and she is comfortably the laziest cleaning person I have ever seen in my life. I catch her, well, really, every single time I see her, I'll catch her cleaning nothing. And she's so cleaning nothing that when she even attempts to pretend to be cleaning something, that makes it look worse.

I didn't even tell you guys during the break. I've caught her out in the parking lot and she she was just wandering around the parking lot and she saw me coming and she bent over and picked up a piece of trash. I have caught her. So our building has elevators and it has stairs. I'm a pretty in shape person, so I try to take the stairs down whenever I can, I take the stairs. No one ever takes the stairs in our building. I think there's a

bunch of feminists, so they stick with the elevators. I have caught her in the stairwell more time, fifty times. It's a common occurrence. I'll be taking the stairs down this real secluded stairwell and I'll catch her just standing in the stairwell, And the second she sees me, she always has the same rag in her hands. I don't think it's been washed in fifty years, and she just reaches up and starts rubbing the stairwell, like, why are you even rubbing the banister, the railing in the stairwell.

Every other cleaner has fallen away. Ice came in and got them all, I'm sure, except for one, the one who never did a thing, and the others were awesome. They would come in and I would oblah with him, and Jewish producer Chris would roll his eyes and get embarrassed. But I'd be like, oh, that almost us. And I even number when I tip them that one time I flipped them at twenty to start doing the dishes. Because

we don't do the dishes. We don't have any women in our studios, so we don't know how to do the dishes, but we knew they did, that's their specialty. Flipped her at twenty they started doing the dishes. Boom deported lost our dishwasher. Two. They would come in and bust their butts vacuuming everything. We never saw the chunky one. She was always hiding in the stairs, always rubbing something,

doing nothing. They have all gone home, they're all back in Guatemala, and here she is still rubbing the same spot in the stairs she's been for four years. And there was a time where, because I value hard work, where I was kind of resentful of the whole thing. I wasn't personally paying her salary. I know it goes into the rent and so in a roundabout way, we are, but I wasn't personally paying it. So I'm not gonna stress, and I don't want to get some cleaning lady fired.

So I've never said anything to me. I don't care. I'm not gonna get a poor cleaning lady fired. But I still was a little bit resentful, think because the other ones were working so hard, they're scrubbing away. You should see the dishes Chris makes, with the disgusting things he has in the office. The other ones are working hard. This one never did a thing, but that that disdain for her has grown into admiration. How is she still there? She's still hanging on. You can't get rid of her.

She's the ultimate survivor. I'm convinced at this point in time we will be leaving that building and she'll still be there. You know what we're gonna do too. We're stopping by to see her on the way out in the stairs and I'll tell her, Chris, Look, we're rooting for you now. Okay, keep going, We're rooting for you now. Hey, Jesse, I know the muppets at CNN are terrible and have

zero journalistic integrity. I try not to let their cammy gas lighting get under my skin, but reporting the gunman yesterday in New York City as quote possibly white should make every legal gun owner in this country angry. Look, we don't have to cover the whole thing again. The reason they said that about that madman who walked in murdered a bunch of people he was trying to Apparently he was trying to get to the NFL offices and

took the wrong elevator like a moron. Apparently he was a running back, hit the wrong hole one last time, took the wrong elevator and just went up and killed a bunch of innocent people like a freaking demon. And I heard what CNN said, possibly white. Just remember the American left views white people as the enemy. Anytime anything happens, they will do whatever they can to blame it on white people. I'm used to this by now you are too.

We've already explained the friend enemy distinction thing. It's just the kind of frustrating world we happen to live in that Jesse Kelly sho a fantastic Wednesday. Get to email your ask doctor Jesse Questions in for tomorrow Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. Now I'm not going to spend a lot of time on this. I just play a couple of quick things. This, uh ma'am Donnie guy who's about to carpet bomb? Maybe my favorite city in the country,

New York. First credit to the reporter for asking, Hey, you're up here today crocodile tears about a dead cop, but you wanted to defund the police.

And I've explained it before like this, at least I think I have, but I'll explain it this way again. Imagine you are a climber, a mountain climber, and you have worked so hard and you've trained so hard, and the goal is to crest Mount Everest. Obviously a very difficult thing. People have done it, but very difficult thing, very dangerous thing to do. But you have busted your butt for years and years and years with the goal

of cresting Mount Everest. And you start your climb, and you're scratching and clawn and scratching and clawn and climbing and class you're up, up, up, up up, You're going. You're going, You're going, You're going, You're going, And finally you can see the crest. You are one hundred feet away, that huge mountain, and a gigantic, blinding snowstorm comes in and stops you in your tracks. You know you're close, you know you can almost touch it, you can almost

taste it, but you can't get there. That's how the American Communist feels about you having guns. Through their activism, their demonic nature, they have torn through every good and decent part of this country for years, ripping this apart and ripping that apart, from the schools to the family units, to Hollywood, to the government, the FBI, you name the institution. They've torn it up and destroyed it. But they can't

ever reach the crest unless they disarm you. Because the true crest, the true conquest for the Communist, means having a universal hold on power. You own all of it. Once you have that, then you can make them do whatever you want. You want to tell them to get jabbed, they don't have a choice. Want to tell them to stop driving that car, they don't have a choice. You want to send the troops into their homes. They don't

have a choice. They don't ever have a choice because you have all the guns, all the power, and every single American Democrat knows it, and it drives them insane. They hate it, they can't stand it. That statistic we've talked about before on the show, how the America's private citizens own more guns and ammunition than all the military and every law enforcement agency in this country. By orders of magnitude. You are more armed than every government force

in this country, by orders of magnitude. You may not have never heard that before. Every single Democrat knows it, and they can't stand it. That's why they'll do the most soulless, evil thing in the world, and they'll stand on top of dead bodies and cry for more guns because it is the crest they've never been able to achieve. Yet. If that snowstorm would just get out of the way, then they can finally make you do all these things. But it just won't leave. That's what your guns are.

And in case you doubt me, go look it up. I don't have it in front of me, but go look it up. What the polling was of American Democrats during COVID. What they wanted done to you, if you didn't get vaccinated, if you didn't wear a mask, A shocking percentage, wanted you imprisoned, wanted your children taken away from you. This is how communists, this is how democrats think. Force. I'll make them do what I want. I'll make them do what I want and the fact that you have

guns and AMMO. It stops them. No matter how bad it gets, no matter how many elections we lose, no matter how much we lose the FBI, CIA, military, whatever local law enforcement, no matter how bad it gets, it can't ever get to the place they truly want because you have more guns and AMMO than they will ever have. And you may not know it, but they do. I promise you they do. Ex do some emails, Jesse listening to the Kamakazi segment. Remember that was Monday and Tuesday

this week. If you want to nerd out on some history, iHeart Spotify iTunes. My dad all this is cool, my dad, William Howie Hawkeye. I'm sorry if I'm saying how we wrong? I don't know how to say that. Howie Hawkeye on the USS taykaw Taekwonderoga survived two Kamakazi attacks on January twenty first, nineteen forty five. Man he died in Boston, oh Man on May fourth, nineteen eighty at the USS

Taekwonderoga reunion with my mom and his ship mates. He died of a massive heart attack and I cried for days. That hurts Man Obviously, it hurts to lose a great man like that, hurts to lose your father. I know that all too well. But I don't know. Maybe you'll hate me for this, maybe you won't. In a way,

Isn't that kind of beautiful? Isn't that kind of amazing that in nineteen forty five your dad fought, survived like a warrior, like the warrior he was, and then when he finally did go home, he got to go with his shipmates. That I know it hurts. I know, and I know this is years and years ago. So maybe you're okay by now, and maybe you're mad at me. And by the way, you're more than welcome to yell at me. You're warranted. It's your father, not my father.

In a way, isn't that kind of beautiful? All those years later, decades later, got together with the Fellas and that's when he checked out. Anyway, all right, let's do some more emails. I do have to talk about the fact that we apparently found life on another planet and I didn't know. I want to do some emails. I also want to make sure that you're that your retirement

is safe. Isn't that something you think about all those years, working, all those years, putting money away, putting money away, not taking a vacation every chance you get, not a dude diamond necklace, socking moneyway and socking money away, and then you retire or you're about to, and you have to sit and wonder is it going to be there? Final segment of Jesse Kelly on a Fantastic Go Wonderful Wednesday.

By the way, if I gonna have the headlines, I didn't get to button because the It's okay, Chris, Look We're having some soundboard issues tonight, so I'll handle all the soundboard stuff myself. Yes, I will, Chris. I can handle that. We won't have the legions of fans to help, but I'll handle it tonight. So I have always been, I'm just gonna admit it to you right now, skeptical, extremely skeptical that there's life on another planet. And it's not that I'm no on that. It's not that I'm no,

it's not that I'm yes. If you email me and tell me, Jesse, I'm sure of it. I'm not going to tell you a nutball. If you email me and tell me Jesse no way, I'm not going to call you notball what Chris? What Chris said? What are the odds there are so many planets out there? Well? Maybe the way I have always looked at it, it is whether there are or aren't. It's really kind of God's prerogative, right, Maybe we're the final version. Look, maybe we're the test case.

Maybe we're the beta version. Maybe maybe he's figuring out what works and doesn't work with this whole creation thing. I don't know. That's up to the God of the universe. It's not up to me, so I've been skeptical. I do. However, I try to on your behalf because we want to do a good show for you every night on the Jesse Kelly Show. I try to stay relatively in the know on the news, so if there's anything that is major,

I like to know about it. Apparently there's been some movement on the whole life the alien thing, and I didn't know. I didn't find out until I sat down Chris bringing me this headline. Mars to invest two billion dollars in US manufacturing, so we're already doing trade deals with them. When did that happen? Why are you laughing, Chris? I think it's awesome and not only that they're on our side. I was led to believe, through Hollywood fake news that we would be at war two billion dollars

straight from Mars. Pretty cool, right, pretty cool stuff. Suse some emails, Chesse. I love your show, Keep up the good work. I've studied the Second World War, especially the Pacific theater. I managed to watch a great course. So on and so forth. They discussed the production might of the United States war industry machine. They accurately estimated that four hundred aircraft per day were produced for both theaters. We could produce aircraft quicker than they could destroy them.

Isn't that mind boggling? You know, I'm gonna be so mad at myself. Oh I remember where it was. But I've read this. So I was reading a book yesterday. I've been reading a book, in fact, I finished it yesterday called About Face. Let me say that two more times, so you don't email me asking the name of the book. About Face one more time. About Face is the name of the book. It's about Army Lieutenant colonel Korea and

Vietnam veteran Hackworth is his name. Great book anyway, So he as a very very very young man before Korea, lied his way into the army. He lied about his age, led his way into the army, and he was guarding a German and he was a teenager at the time. He was guarding a German they had captured, and apparently he was kind of talking mess to the German of uh haha, you big and bad Germans. If you're so big and bad, then why are you sitting here captured?

Why am I guarding you? And you're my prisoner. And I'm paraphrasing, but this is the conversation went. The guy told him that he was in charge of I think it was an anti tank platoon something like that. He said,

I was in charge of an anti tank platoon. You guys would send a tank down the road and I would destroy it, and then you would send another tank down the road and I would destroy it, and then another one I would destroy it, and then another one I would destroy it, and then another one I would destroy it, and eventually I didn't have any more ammunition, and your tanks kept coming down the road and I

had to surrender. Just think about that. How I know it's a little dark because remember every one of those tanks destroyed as a crew that is dead. But think about how mind boggling it was what America's manufacturing sector used to be in this country. And in some ways, I don't want to act like it's all gone. I'm not saying that. In some ways we are capable of a lot, we're not nearly capable of that. In wars, all wars, large and small, no matter how good your

stuff is, things will break. Planes, trains, automobiles, that's a great movie. I'm planes, tanks, ships, whatever, things will break. Remember at the start of World War Two we talked about it in the Kamikazi thing. The Japanese they got a better navy than we did. They really did. They had better planes than we did. They didn't have the industry to make more. They didn't have quality things like the IQ sense from chefmen. You see what chefmen did.

Chef chefmen did what Japan couldn't do. Chefmen improved on the IQ sense. They're on Gen number two. They're not still flying the Mitsubishies zero. They've moved on to number two. Their new probe can handle up to a thousand degrees seventy five long battery life. The wireless cooking thermometer you stick in your meat and leave in your meat, the one that where your phone tells you it's done. Yeah, Chefman has improved upon it. How about that? You want

fifteen percent off one of those? Do you want perfect meat every single time? Go to chefq dot com and use the code Jesse and get them. They come in ones, twos, threes, and fours. I believe I have the double, but get whatever you want chefiq dot com promo code Jesse. All Right, did it's headlines? I didn't get to what Chris that's doesn't that sound real? It's headlines? I didn't get to

with Jesse. Kelly Project twenty twenty five author to challenge Lindsey Graham and the GOP primary for his South Carolina Senate seat. Well, this is good, I am. I'm not overly hopeful because Trump has of course already endorsed Lindsey Graham, so I'm not super hopeful. But a challenge, a significant challenge, is a good thing. Maybe he can raise enough money to make some noise. Lindsey Graham is putrid and shouldn't

be there. Republicans push past Democrat obstruction to confirm Trump aligned judge we're too slow on the judges, but we are getting some through. Trump announces announces twenty five percent tariff on India plus a penalty for trade with Russia, and that really stinks for India. By the way, tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. That's all