This is a podcast from WOR. It is Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. I hope day we'll make fun of the fact checking union getting mad at Mark Zuckerberg. We'll talk very, very briefly. I don't want to spend too long on it. It's a little dark, and between these fires and everything else, I don't want to get too dark tonight. But we'll talk a little bit about bankruptcies and some trouble that may be brewing on the rise and economically and otherwise.
But other than that, we get through some emails and have some fun in this final hour. How does that sound? First, remember this, this is where I'm going with. This is Mark Zuckerberg. You know, the Facebook CEO I already talked to yesterday. How I don't trust anything he says. But he came out and he said, oh man, I love freedom now and I'm gonna be working with Trump and oh with all that censorship. Oh sorry about censoring you.
That was totally not my fault, though there were some mistakes, and really the problem was we hired some independent fact checking company and they didn't do a good job, and we fired them. But it wasn't my fault. Okay, so I'm not going to go off on Zuckerberg again. But that company, it's called the International fact Checking Network what it's called, they had an emergency meeting and essentially they said, oh my gosh, we're going to go out of business
if Facebook isn't paying us anymore. But this goes well beyond them, This goes to the fact checking industry itself. You see, the fact checking industry, if you dig into it at all, is almost all in fact. I've never seen one that isn't. But it's almost all funded by communist billionaires and communist organizations. Why what's going on there? Well, if you listen to the show for any length of time, you already know. But let's assume you're new here for
a moment. Communism is awful. We're not even gonna talk about how it doesn't work in those things, but it's awful. It's awful, and its promises are awful too. You know, they're promising to bring down everything that's the idea, Everything that currently stands is evil, and therefore everything must be brought down. And then, of course they promised to build something after. But it never gets to that point, it's just burn and burn and burn and burn and burn.
It was Mao. I believe it was Mao or Lenin. I think it was Mao who said revolution without end. Yeah, it was Mao, Revolution without end. Always burning, always burning, always burning things. That's what it is. It's a demonic religion. So how do you sell that? That's hard to sell. Even your liberal aunt Peggy wouldn't buy into that. So
you have to lie. As we've talked about many times, it's not that you have to lie on occasion when you're a communist, well, I mean, if it gets too bad, we'll tell a little fib and kind of no no no, no, no, no no no. When you're selling a religion, a demonic religion of destruction, you have to lie about everything at all times. Everything has to be a lie. Why because if the morons who follow your religion catch on to the fact that you're just trying to destroy everything, they
won't support you anymore. You have to construct a world of make believe so they can live inside of that world. That's why your liberal ant Peggy thinks the Hunter Biben laptop was Russian collusion. That's why your liberal aunt Peggy thinks George Floyd was killed by Derek Chauvin, by that cop in Minneapolis. She thinks these things. She knows these things because she lives in a world of make believe. How do you hold up the world of make believe?
Whether There are a bunch of different ways you have to censor the truth and things like that. But one of the ways is, hey, why don't we just start a company and we'll call it a fact checking company. Of course, who can decide what that means? Whoever's paying the bills. So I just hire a company, or I just start a company. I call it Jesse Kelly fact Checking, and I tell everyone who works there to cover for communists at all times, attack the right, and cover for
communists at all times. And then you go to people in the corporate world who are either evil or don't know any better, and you sell your services as a fact checking company. Hey, we're an independent company. We will fact check that thing for you. That's how it worked at places like Facebook. The thing is this, the world of make believe eventually comes crumbling down. It always does.
That's a huge reason why the Soviet Union fell. Yeah, there are a bunch of different factors, but one of the main reasons, probably the main reason it wasn't Ronald Reagan, although he was great and he did great things to bring it down. One of the main reasons was the lies just didn't hold up anymore. And people on a long enough timeline, after they suffer enough, people will look around and say, wait a minute, these people have lied
about everything. And as soon as people's eyes are open, as soon as the scales fall off their eyes and they see the world of make believe they live in, then communists cease to have any power at all. And it is a vast, well funded network out there of people trying to keep the morons in a world of make believe. Your Liberal and Pagy very likely is not an evil demon. You know, it's very likely she's not an evil demon like Bill Gates or something like that.
She's probably just really stupid, and really stupid people are really easy to keep in that world of make believe, even Liberal and Pagy. After enough pain, there's a chance she will wake up one day. The second you see fact checking network like PolitiFact. That's a big one in the political world, PolitiFact, or it's another one Snopes. Snopes is another big one these fact checking organizations. Doe yourself a favor, go dig into the funding behind all these things.
It's all a bunch of dirty comedies. Jesse. I have a party coming up for my daughter's softball team and the parents. What are the men? You whispers recommendations to bring food? Okay, so I'm gonna give you two recommendations, and you will probably dislike both of my recommendations. That's fine. You don't have to listen to the menu, whisper. But I'm here to tell you, depending on your finances, you're gonna hit a home run. One's really cheap, the other
one that's not super expensive. It's just more complicated. First, if you have access to a smoker, but this would work in an oven. You don't have to have a smoker. You can do this in the oven. My world famous Kso don't shake your head. Chris. Onions, Okay, you eat onions. They could just buy the diced onions from the store if you don't want to dice them yourself. But it's really cheap to buy an onion and dice it yourself.
Pickled jalapenos, I've tried it with fresh ones. You gotta go with the crushed, the chopped up, pickled jalapenos, crushed chipul ley peppers, velveta velvita's key. Shut up, Chris, there could be a second cheese. I usually use smoked gouda. Depending on your budget. You can chalk it up, you can chunk it up yourself, or just buy the chunked up thing. A couple cans of cream of mushroom soup. Don't shake your head, Chris. The cream of mushroom soup
is not there. There's no mushrooms in it. It's just there to keep it liquidy. Otherwise this thing can get way, way, way too thick. We're talking the view thick. It gives way too thick. A couple cans a cream of mushroom soup. Throw it on the smoker. Let it go for an hour. It h three twenty five. Open up your smoker, mix all the ingredients in. You don't have to mix them beforehand. Throw it on for another hour. Pull it off. This
works just fine in the oven. It won't be smoked and one of that smoky flavor, but it works fine in the oven. Pull it out, Oh, Jesse, I can't do that. Someone's bringing brisket and someone's bringing her beer canned chicken, and someone else is bringing this. I bet you money, Jesse Kelly's caso. And I just stole this recipe from a bunch of recipes I saw online. Don't think I came up with this one scratch Jesse Kelly's Caso. It'll be gone before any of the rest of this
stuff's gone. And if that fails, or maybe you don't have the money or whatnot, Bob gets really really mad when I do this. And guess what goes like hotcakes? Every time Little Caesar's pizzas it's six dollars for a large pepperoni. I love Little Caesar's Pizza. When we had Little Caesar's Pizza Night when I was a kid, this once every few weeks. We didn't eat out a lot, but we get Little Caesar's pizza and some crazy bread. It was fantastic. Grab a couple large pepperonis. It's twelve dollars. Oh,
everyone's gonna make fun of you. Everyone makes fun of me at these neighborhood parties I go to. Every single time I show up with Little Caesar's, Bob's yelling, the neighbors are laughing. Ah, look at white trash Jesse. Guess what's gone? And half a freaking second the Little Caesar's pizza. Everybody wants to go get a slice of Little Caesars. Trust me on that boom just solve your pot luck. Let's talk about the January sixth committee and then back
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Show on a Wednesday, a hook day. Reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. So from the Daily Fetch to January sixth, Committee colluded with Fanny Willis to target Trump. Well, this is not news, but this explains why the preemptive pardons are coming down, and it is something that I
am looking forward to. I think seeing just how many bodies are buried and where they're buried, how many criminal acts were committed underneath the Biden administration, by the Biden administration themselves, by the DOJ, FBI. The ultimate question with this is, and I said, I think I'm looking forward to it because what is Pam Bondi going to do. Pam Bondy's going to be the Attorney General. I talked to a US senator today. Pam Bondi looks like she's
going to sail through. In fact, I got some good news. It sounded like all the nominees are going to sail through. Hag Seth cash but tell all of them. But let's focus on probably the most important one. The head of the DJ let me positive explained why it's the most important one. I always talk about how government people need to go to jail. They have to go to jail. The most severe punishment in any society have to be reserved for government people who abuse their power. It has
to be that's how you preserve a society. Well, government people in our country, because everything's upside down, they're never held to account at all for anything. But why because of the DOJ. You know, your senator whoever it is, you're congressman, he can refer somebody to the DOJ for the most heinous crimes. It's still up to the DOJ to decide whether or not that person gets prosecuted for those crimes. The DOJ is the wall protecting government employees
from accountability. We have this Pam Bondy. She's going to come in, She's going to be ag What is she going to do? Now? Yeah, I know she's going to prosecute cartels and things like that and do the basic GOP things. I know that the ultimate question is is Pamb going to have the stomach to arrest communists in our government who have used their power illegally and that is a coin flip. Cynecal Jesse says, not a chance.
I've never seen that before. Every one of these losers gets in there and they talk tough and it sounds really tough. But for some reason, government people never end up in jail. Is it going to be a repeat of what I've seen my whole life? I don't know. I hope not. But the Biden administration was a criminal enterprise. The things they did were criminal, the Biden crime family themselves before we even get to the FBI, this is
all criminal. These are criminal acts. Don't let them off with while they're dumb or a little These are criminals. What will Pam Bondi do the January sixth Committee? Everything I've seen looks like they committed crimes, lots of them. And if they colluded with Fanny Willis, Prosecutor out of Fulton County, Georgia. Uh, that's like life in prison. No, no, no, no, don't get wrong. No one's going to spend life in prison for it. But it should be life in prison.
The question is, does Pam Bondy have it in her to actually clean out government corruption? Does she have it in her to look inward instead of outward. They all get in there and announce these initiatives. We're going after drug trafficking, and we're going after this group and that group. We're gonna go after the mafia. But all that stuffs. Fine, I don't care. I want to hear who's going after the government, who's going to go after government officials? And
that starts and stops in the DOJ. Did you know the DJ works with the Central Intelligence Agency? Do you know that you see CIA when they have whistleblowers and there have been many who have come forward talking about the corruption in the CIA, Well, the state secrets. The DOJ will come out and they'll say, well, I'm sorry, that's a state secret. You can't say anything. The DOJ runs cover for the corrupt CIA, the DOJ runs cover for the corrupt FBI atf IRS. The DOJ has been
the wall preventing government employees from going to prison. Is Pam Bondy going to shatter that wall? I don't know, But that is the ultimate question.
Do you hear Fetterman to remind everybody that we have hundreds and hundreds of thousands of migrants here illegally that have convicted of crimes, and I don't know who wants to defend to allow them to remain in our nation out there that and now, if you're here illegally and you're committing crimes and those things. I don't know why anybody thinks that it's controversial that they all need to go.
I don't trust them either. I know everyone's on the Fetterman bandwagon. I get all that. You know what that sounds like to me? That sounds to me like a Democrat in a state that just went solidly for Donald Trump. That's what it sounds like. That that sounds like a Democrat who's interested in getting re election re elected. Call me crazy. John Fetterman has a very, very far left career behind him. But maybe I'm just being cynical. Jesse, all right, let's do some more emails. Before we do that,
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download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. All right, so they're not going to take a lot of time on this, but I've had more than one guy economist tell me some version of this. The most recent one, very very sharp guy. He's with heritage. Peter saint Are is his name. He's the most recent one, but he's
not the only one who said this to me. Biden has done so much economic damage in the last four years, and they've essentially been painting over the rust, pumping as much money, funny money into the economy as humanly possible. So it all didn't come crashing down under his watch, and things are if you look at the various the different ways you can look at the economy, things are
on very very shaky ground. I've been told some version of that by multiple people that it's really really rough out there, and if you look at the right things when it comes to economic indicators, that we might have a rocky road set up for the incoming Trump administration. This headline, I'm not going to spend a lot of time, I said, don't want to be all dark and depressed right now. I'm just not going to do it. But this headline kind of backs that up. This is from
the Epic Times. Corporate bankruptcies surge to a fourteen year high. Fourteen years that's twenty and eleven was the last time bankruptcies were this high in corporate America. That's a big deal. That's not good. That means businesses are not making ends meet. When they're not making ends meet, they're not hiring. It's bad for everybody. I don't know that we're on the
way to a rocky road. You know, Trump's going to get in there, and economically, he was a very very good president for three years last time till Covid got here, very very good president here. He deregulates things. It's one of the things he does really well. So the economy is going to open up, if you will, fewer rules, get more of the government out of it. Hopefully we can ease the pain of what's to come because of that. But it is not set up to look that great
right now. And that's all I'm gonna say. Now. I'm also going to say this, I've not been a big fan of Brandon Johnson, the filthy communist mayor who runs the city of Chicago. Not being a big fan is actually putting it pretty mildly. But yeah, he's a dirt ball. However, every now and then, even people we dislike can say things we love and we admire, and Brandon Johnson said
it here. Brandon Johnson was asked about his dreadful approval numbers, and look, you've heard some political spin in your life. I've heard some political spin in my life, but spinning disastrous approval numbers in this way. Oh love.
Some polls shows seventy six percent of those surveyed say Chicago would be better off with a different mayor. I actually am humbled that the people of Chicago believe in my administration enough to have greater expectations than any other administration.
That's what leadership looks like, and I'm humbled to do it.
Why do you say that, Why do you say that there's greater expectations. I don't because I hear that because and then the feedback instead is that the polling is poor. So how do you're just I don't know how you interpret.
It that way. Well, because maybe because I'm a middle child. Maybe it's because I'm a Bears fan. By the way, the Bears are undefeated in twenty twenty five, sore off to a great story.
Here's what I'm saying, though, Look, the people of Chicago voted for me to invest in them, and that's exactly what we've done, and I'm gonna teach me to do that.
Maybe it's because I'm a middle child. Hey, seventy six percent of the people hate your guns and on you once you replaced. I am humbled by their support. I love these guys, Jesse. I was elected president of the Lake Association last year and now attend meetings with the group that calls themselves the Coalition of Lake associations for our state. They're all total leftists. Every meeting leans to the far left. Here's a statement from them about our
December meeting. Quote. In the first part of our meeting, wee we'll talk about kids and why we should be focusing on them. We often direct our efforts toward adults as we work to improve some leg problem, but we know that engaging kids in issues that impact the environment is a winning ticket. Once kids learn about something, they push their parents and grandparents to change their behaviors. Communism one oh one. I read this email. We got this email a while back, but I've been meaning to read
it to you for this reason. Not because you care about this guy's Lake association, but because there's something else we don't talk about enough. I always bring up school boards, legal and local school boards, city council's, county board of supervisors. I want you to run for office. I want you to get involved the losers, the communists in your society, in your city, yes, even your red city. They all
take positions of power. However, I say school board and city council enough, but I don't want you to think that's the only thing. How many different boards are there in your town. How many do you even know? Most people don't, and it's fine, I'm not judging. Go look go look at how many county boards. There's a water board, there's a lake board, there's a this that that they're the homeowners association. If you don't get involved and occupy
those positions of power, the communists will. And I almost guarantee you that communists already are. I've seen this as I've gotten more and more involved in local politics in recent years, showing up at the meetings, the forums, things like that. You'll show up in some forums, so local meeting and there's there's there's they'll be talking about the local water board, and you'll be looking to your buddy, what local water board? There's a waterboard. I didn't even
know the water board was a thing. And then you start talking to people about it and you find out that it's a team of five people. They ran for it. Of course, about twelve people even voted in the election. And surprise, surprise, the five people who knew about the waterboard and ran for the waterboard, they weren't experts in water They were dirty commies trying to seize positions of power inside of your local government, go run for something.
It doesn't have to be big and scary. I didn't tell you have to go be a senator or even a congressman. It doesn't have to be that. And it's not gonna be sexy. And you're gonna have to show up on Thursday night when you get home and all you want to do is eat your little Caesars or maybe take the old lady out for something nice and some red lobster, and you want to watch Matt Locke, and you would have relaxed. You're gonna have to go to some boring waterboard meeting, But that's where where real
power is held, and those are the people. Look look at La right now. Why didn't the brush get removed? Why what's up with the water? You dig into these problems. You know, we're all pointing fingers at the mayor. And I realized the buck stops with that idiot mayor, Karen Bass. But the truth is the people who make these decisions, lots and lots and lots of them, they're not even at the city council level. They're not even at the mayoral level. It's at this board and that board, and
it's the tree board. And it's the street board, and it's this the go take these positions of power back from the communists. The communists take over all these positions, and we can win these elections because no one else shows up. Rally your friends, or if you're like Christy, you don't have any friends. Get your friends that get your buddy to or I guess you wouldn't have a buddy if you don't have any friends. I guess that ruined the whole joke. Find some people to vote for
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the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm not even going to bring up with Jewish. Producer Chris and producer Corey were just ranting about during the break. Oh I'm so mad right now. They were talking about HOA fees because you know, I was just talking about how you need to run for HOA and waterboard and all that other stuff. Here's the truth. I don't know what I pay for HOA because OB handles that stuff. Now I want to know, but I don't want to know
and ever tell you. I got in trouble with the hoa one time when I lived back in back in Tucson. So here was the deal. We had a backyard. It was not a big backyard, but it was a backyard. And behind our backyard was no one else's yard, and it wasn't it was a common area, but a horrible common area. It was just kind of some nasty weeds that nobody really maintained. And it led back to this little little dish, this huge drainage ditch. So it wasn't the best location in the world I'd met, but that
was right over our back fence. Well, I was mowing the lawn, but I just hand mower. I mowed my lawn and I have the bag. I had one of the mowers with a baggy that collected the grass. So I did what any red blooded American would do, and I took the bag of grass and I put it in a garbage bag and I set it out front. Well, they were having all kinds of problems with waste management in the town at the time. They would come get my trash, they'd come get my recycling. They refuse to
take the the grass clippings. And I'm yelling, what am I supposed to do with the grass clip? I have the grass clippings. What am I supposed to do with the grass clippings? No? Sorry, you're on your own. What you mean You're on your own? So I said, okay, if that's how it's gonna be, I would finish mowing the lawn and I'd take the bag off the mower and I would just walk over to my back fence. Nothing back. There were freaking weeds in a drainage ditch, and I just dump it over the back fence. Huh
that big deal? Well, the ho A was famously a bunch of Nazis in this place. One day I get a letter. I get a letter from the ho AA that they have observed piles of grass clippings behind my fence and that they know I'm pouring the I'm doing the grass, I'm dumping my grass clippings back there, and that if I go, don't go back and rem move it that they're going to find me. I think they
threatened to find me. That's okay. Well, next time I mowed the lawn, took the bag of grass clippings, went right back to the fence, dumped the grass clippings over the top. Next time, grass clippings right on the top. Again. They said the letter, we know it was you. Still nothing. They make a phone call one day when I'm home. Hey, it's your h O A vah. We're here to address the glass grass clippings you're dumping over your back fence.
So I completely I went forward. I went exactly like you should do if the FBI ever talks to you about anything. I said, well, wasn't me. And this lady, of course, was a lady, some feminist cat lady. On the other end of the line, sir, there are twelve piles of grass clippings right behind your fence. We know what you, I said, Prove it wouldn't me. I don't know who's doing that. And now she's getting frustrated. Well now I'm I'm starting to laugh because she's getting more
frustrated and more frustrated. She's just everyone knows it's me, and she needs me to admit that it's me before they can hand out a fine to me. But I know this too. It's not like someone that's secret video of me dumping the grass clippings back there. So I just kept going with it. Now, wasn't me, wouldn't me? And finally I started having too much fun with it, and finally I told her, you know what you're with the hoa. I need you to find out who's dumping
the grass clippings behind my fence. By the time I was done, she started screaming on the phone, and then I hung up on her, and then she started calling back and calling back, and I was laughing too hard. I couldn't answer the phone anymore. Oh gosh, that maybe laugh Jessie. Winking at someone is so underrated. I want to make it cool again. I think it's classy and really leaves an impression. Are you a smooth winker or an awkward winker? All right, I'm gonna tell you something
right now. I'm an amazing winker. Hey, Chris Corey, look at this. Look at this. Just so people don't think I'm I'm lying. Am I a good winker? See see they're both shaking their head, but they're impressed. I can tell. I can tell deep down that they know. Look, that's the kind of wink. And I did not strain too much, Chris, I even did. Did you hear that? When I did? I even did? I even throw in that? No, No, it's not covering up the strain that chicks love it.
I do that to ob all the time. I shoot her. One of the little drives are crazy. I mean, she yells and rolls her eyes, but I can tell she's going nuts. Now, it's not what I did to the waitress, Chris. That was a That was yesterday when I told that story. You know, if you want to know what Jewish producer Chris is talking about, you're gonna have to go download a podcasts which is available on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Look for everyone watching on the simulcast. Remember you can watch
me do the radio show. You can. They simulcast it on the first TV. I'm looking in the camera right now, Corey, Corey, I needed to make sure this is on the simulcast right now. Watch this, see that smooth as silk. Don't roll your eyes, Chris, you're just jealous. Chris, can you can you wink? That's it? See Chris, Chris admits that he can't. Corey, can you wink? You can't wink? Oh, Corey, you looked like you look like you had a stroke.
That doesn't That doesn't count as a win. Are you okay? Hey, Chris, call nine one one for Corey? Anyway? Do you want to learn more about history and the constitution and stuff? Everyone knows what Hillsdale College is. I'm not going to insult your intelligence. You know they offer free online courses, more than forty free online courses. Constitution, the Book of Genesis fairly important? How about how much do you know about the ancient Christian Church? The rise and fall of
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