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The Doomsday Clock is just a way for some egghead scientists to get attention

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Speaker 1

This is a podcast from WOOR. Today is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, or on a Friday on a Tuesday. It's not a Friday at all, you dummy, Chris. It was Chris who said it was Friday on a Tuesday. We'll talk about some ice deportations this hour. I'm going to do something to open up the hour that I don't want to do it all, but it's a favor to Chris. So we'll get to that. We'll get to some emails, all that. We got to talk a little bit of China,

dorito shapes, and other important things. Now before I even get into the ice stuff, Chris has asked, so I'm gonna play this little story about the doomsday claw.

Speaker 2

It is the determination of the Science and Security Board of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists that the world has not made sufficient progress on existential risks threatening all of humanity. We thus move the clock forward. In setting the clock closer to midnight, we send a staric signal. Because the world is already pererlously close to the precipice. Any move towards midnight should be taken as an indication

of extreme danger and an unmistakable warning. Every second of delay in reverse and course increases the probability of global disaster. It is now eighty nine seconds to midnight. This is the closest the world has ever been to midnight.

Speaker 1

You ever wonder why kids who feel neglected at home act out in school? Every one of that. This will come back to the scientists and the doomsday clock in a moment. But you ever, you're one of that. You're one of the main reasons kids will act out in school and frankly act out at home. They're not getting attention, and it is part of human nature. We are all born. We all want to feel heard. We all want to feel important, we all want to feel seen. We all

want to feel like we matter. And so I get that about you and about me, and about well Chris doesn't matter, and about Corey and about I totally understand that way of thinking. And I'm the same way too. It's not like I'm separating myself from that. I want to feel seen and heard. I mean, granted, I have this job, which isn't really a job, so everybody sees and hears me. But you understand what I mean. We all want to feel important. We all want to feel like we matter, and so I do get that, But

do we really need a bulletin of atomic scientists? One? And Two? If you are one of these scientists and you get together with you and your dork buddies, how do you gain any relevance for your group? What do you do? You come up with some ridiculous and nine doomsday clock thing, and then you put out some scary sounding press release that you and all your nerd scientists friends have gotten together in your nerdium and you've figured out that we definitely are all about to die. In fact,

we've advanced it eighty nine seconds. And everybody should take this extremely seriously. No, Chris, I'm not spending any time on the lame, pathetic doomsday clock story because I find all this stuff to be utterly ridiculous. What, Chris, what? What do you mean? You just wanted to play some Motley Crue. I got ten seconds to midnight, Chris. We talked about that. You put this stupid story on the soundboard so you could play a Motley Crue song. Chris?

Do I have that right? That's the level of thinking we're putting into the show you know what that's fair. I kind of respect it. Ice is arrested a thousand illegals on just the sixth day already, and it brings up an interesting point. Hot Air wrote this, I've talked about this on the air, but here's the headline from hot Air. Ice knew where the criminal aliens were and Majorcus and Biden kept them free. Can you hear this from a Texas public safety guide.

Speaker 3

Well, we see like a pick one to eighty from one day to the next, we're seeing more a rescuing majors seen throughout the country as well more supporting now at the federal level, which we never have for the last four years. Everything that we did in text, especially when Governorrabit has done with Operation All Star, has been challenged every step of the way by our own federal government when it came to infrastructure, when it came to

criminal rest. Now that we can actually go out there and have a more aggressive stance on board security and actually focus more on that transnational criminal activity and focus more on criminal rest, I guess it's much more leverage now in working together with our federal.

Speaker 1

It's not enough to just celebrate the deportations that is wonderful. It is wonderful. We are being aggressive, we are not backing off, we're not letting the media dictate things. All these things are wonderful. It has been a wonderful first week. It's awesome, and you should feel good. But we must remember how evil the communists were. The federal government under

the Biden administration. The federal government brought in as many criminals as humanly possible, knew where all of them were, and not only didn't arrest them, prevented others from doing so. That's how evil Democrats are. Now, if you are an older Democrat listening to the sound of my voice, you have got to change your ways because your party is of the freaking devil. Now what, Chris, what? Yes, a

good point, Chris said trend de Aragua. By the way, the Trump administration, they're snatching those guys up as fast as humanly possible. They were pulling out the fingernails of Americans inside of American apartment complexes to extort money from people. Administration knew who they were, knew where they were, knew about the crimes, and prevented their arrest and deportation. That's how deeply evil Democrats are now you can't vote Democrat anymore.

Listen to the relief. Listen to this Ice Field director. Listen to the relief.

Speaker 4

We're doing is we're targeting the worst first, right, that's who we're getting. We're focusing on those targets. We're not targeting people in schools, We're not targeting people in churches. We're targeting people who are the worst. You know, there's a chance they're going to go to some of those places.

And this administration has kind of taken some of the handcuffs off of us in a way right where we're leaving the discretion with our officers, and our officers are drained to make good decisions out there.

Speaker 1

Listen to the President of the United States of America. You realize this is how every president, Democrat or Republicans should speak.

Speaker 5

We'll respected again, Isn't that nice after years of laughing at us like we're stupid people. And as you saw yesterday, we've made it clear to every country that they will be taking back are people that were sending out the criminals, that the illegal aliens coming from their countries were taking them back, and they're going to take them back fast. And if they don't, they'll pay a very high economic price.

Speaker 1

Gosh, I'm having a good time, but don't forget where we came from. Jesse. Listening to your Friday podcast, your Sloppy Joe recipe sounds amazing. We all need you to publish this bad boy. Hmm. Maybe I'm with you. His name was John. It's OB's recipe. But maybe I should start. Hear me out, Chris, what if I start to started taking obs recipes, putting my name on them, and publishing them. No, hear me out. I'll give her no credit, and whenever she makes it at home, I'll snap a picture of

it and'll be like, hey, whipped up this fetaccini? What? Chris? What? That's a good point. I am a world famous author already, and I'll explain to her that really isn't everything about us anyway. She shouldn't be selfish with this whole thing. I'll just take ownership by the recipes, publish everything. Act like I know my way around the kitchen. How about that, Jesse. I saw the email segment where you said you don't care much for barbecue or sweet meats. If you haven't already,

you should try Carolina style barbecue. Okay, Now, I know my fellow Texans are gonna come for me when I say this one. I do like barbecue. I'm just not big on barbecue sauce. You know. I like sausages and briskets. I just don't like sweet meats. I don't like sweet ketchup bee sauce on things I don't enjoy it. I was very unsure the first time I went to Memphis. I was very unsure what I was gonna think about tennis See barbecue. And I found out I loved it.

Then I ended up in Raleigh, which I love. Rally is one of one of my favorite towns. I ended up in Raleigh and I had never been. I'd never spent significant time in North Carolina. Ended up in Raleigh, and I thought, Okay, I'm gonna go see what this stupid North Carolina barbecues all about. And I could not have been more dismissive of it. It's gonna suck, it's gonna be vinegary, it's gonna be it might be my favorite barbecue. Oh, Chris, Chris see Chris. I knew he

was gonna freak out. Chris, let me ask you. I'm just asking have you had it? Now, have you had it in North Carolina? Chris says he's had it and he dislikes it. You don't like that stuff? Man? I thought I thought it was gonna be too vinegary, too Man, it hits just right for this. Man. Oh, I love some Carolina barbecue. You know what else is good? White barbecue sauce. You know that's the thing, Gosh, Chris, and you're from the South, it's a thing. White sauce. Man,

you're crazy. Try it on some wings, trust me on that. And no, not ranch, Chris. It's white barbecue sauce. Chris, It's so ridiculous. Did you at least switch to Pure Talk? Hopefully at least you did that. And see, I knew well when it comes to saving money, you can always count on Chris, you see. And then when pure Talk does things like giving out free phones, you see with qualifying plans forty five bucks a month. Right now, that's a qualifying plan. You can get a free iPhone fourteen

or a free Simsung Galaxy. Pure Talk is the mobile phone company that doesn't use your money to dump all over your culture, in your values. They're the patriotic one who ceo fought for this place. They hire Americans. They're on the same five gene network and now you can get unlimited talk, text, twenty five gigs of data and a mobile hotspot for a fraction of what you're paying. Why wouldn't you witch freaking free phone? What wouldn't you switch?

Dial Pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly. Tonight's the night to switch Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember, you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And yes, I haven't got to it yet and I don't have much to say about it other than that it's awesome. The Pete hagg Seth Mark Milly thing from earlier today, maybe you are out on the news, but here's what happened.

Pete hagg Seth walks into the Pentagon. He ensures the third and final or second I'm sorry, the second and final Mark Milly portrait in the Pentagon is removed. He has taken away Mark Milly's security clearance. That's a very, very, very big deal. As I explained the other night, these generals these former spooks and whatnot. A lot of their money is based on them still having that security clearance.

So he stripped him of that, and he's directed the ICE to go ahead and investigate Milly to what end, to strip him of one of his stars for actions he undertook as Donald Trump's Chairman of the Joint Chiefs. Remember Mark Milly Publicly, we've played the audio for you on this show. Publicly stated that he would call China and give them a heads up before Trump did anything. That alone should frankly land the guy in Fort Leavenworth.

But what happened was underneath Trump, every part of the system lost its mind and acted as if stopping Trump was all that mattered. There are no more laws, there are no more norms, there's no more nothing. Charge him, kill him, whatever you have to do. Just get Trump at all costs. And as I warned all of you communists every single chance I got during Trump's first term, I warned you the danger with pushing all your chips to the center of the table, the danger with going

all in is you can lose it all. You gave out the last of your public trust, the last credibility you'll ever have. You gave everything up and the interest of stopping Trump. You failed and now it's going to cost you dearly. But you couldn't control your demonic nature. No communists can. If it makes you feel better, if you're one of the communists, hate listening, No communists can, right, So you're not alone. If you ever have a real, genuine moment of self reflection, how do we get here?

Why is this happening? You'll figure out that you are partially at fault for it, Communists. If you ever come to that realization, you should know your inability to control yourself, well, it's part of the reason that you became a communist to begin with. And it's a character trait you share with every other communist. They just can't keep their demonic nature and check and so they destroy in line, destroy and line destroy and line destroy and line in it.

And it's obvious to everyone from the outside looking in. You know this is gonna end, right, this is gonna end. It's gonna end poorly. That's obvious for everyone on the outside looking in. But the Communists can't stop it, can't stop. Think think about what it just comes to illegal immigration. We'll take Joe Biden out of this because it was

the communists around Joe Biden who did it. But from top to bottom in the Biden administration, they ensured that four years, that for four years, they would bring as many foreigners into the country as they could. From homeland security, border patrol ice wasn't allowed to do everything. They created an app. They created an app for illegals to bypass the border. There's just an app on your phone. They

created an app to do it. And at no point in time, as they were bringing in rapist and murder and rapist and murder, and the crimes started increasing in the country and the unrest. Remember how much audio we've played for you out of New York Chicago, how much anger there was that from the American people towards them for doing this. No matter how much destruction they saw, no matter how much rape, murder, anger they saw it, they never backed off. They could never slow down. Just ah,

destroy more, destroy more. It's the communist nature. He can't help himself. Dear medium size hands, beef and Rockley with the side of white rice is better than your Burger's. Okay, we don't take prank emails here, Jesse. You've discussed at length in your recent parallel parking victory, as well as the spelling the vicious rumor you utilized auto park, which I did not utilize auto park. In support of your argument, my wife routinely parallel parked a one ton duly in

midtown Atlanta and parking garages in downtown. That being said, she knocked over a dude on a nineteen eighty seven BMW motorcycle in a gas station parking lot two months ago. Point being, While lucky streaks do exist, eventually the true colors shine. He said. His name is Jimmy. There's no luck involved in how I park, sir, No luck involved whatsoever. I feel my way along the road. You know what I was thinking about today, TGI Fridays. They used to have.

Did they still around? Do they still exist? Well, TGI Fridays used to have. I know they don't have this anymore. They used to have a cheeseburger and it was called something lame. It was seriously called like the extra cheesy cheesy crunch burger of cheeses and something like that. But it had a fried mozzarella like puck. It was shaped like a hot hockey puck that was on the burger.

And then they served you the cheeseburger like that, and then they brought a cup of queso of dipping cheese with the burger, and you took the burger that essentially had a mozzarella stick on it, and you dunked it in the cheese. I still have dreams about that burger. I can't believe they took it away. What Chris, Yes, the doctor gave me a clean deal of health. Chris, I will admit I haven't heard back on the actual blood work yet, but everything else looked fine, So I'm

sure that's fine. That's the big deal, A big deal the new person around here. That's why I'm going to go to ZipRecruiter. See, it's time to stop these clearly flawed hiring practices I've been using here in the studio, and it's time to go to the place employers prefer the most, and that ZipRecruiter. That's where all the quality employees are. They're already sitting there waiting for you. We're not talking about some lag time here. Well, hopefully within

a month I can I can find a secretary. No, they're waiting there already. There's a reason so many people use ZIP recruiter. Four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate in the first day day one. You can try it for free at ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. That ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. Do you want to let a Chris or a Cory drag your business down? Or do you want to go to the next level? Zipric cruider dot com slash Jesse.

Don't make the mistakes I've made. We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show, coming back into stranglehold. How about that Doug M Hoff's theme song. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember if you missed any part of the show. He can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Chris, you want to hear something majorly immature. You know, we've been calling Kamala Harris Dome for the longest time, and Trump is out here now talking about Well.

Speaker 5

Here first is that to immediately begin the construction of a state of the art iron Dome missile defense shield, which will.

Speaker 1

Be every time he says iron Dome, I think about Kamala Harrison, I laugh to myself, and I know that's immature. I get it, but I can't help it. It makes me snicker. And now now I kind of want you guys to do something with that information. Can we put like a picture of Kamala Harris dressed up as Iron Man or something. No, that's too much, you know what. I take it back. None of this was as good as I thought it was good. Be let's move on

to the emails, shall we. Hey, Jesse, I'm curious. I know they pardon Fauci from future prosecution here in America, but can they prosecute him in other countries? For all the deaths and that Listen, We've had certain subjects and certain stories that really they catch your interest more than we think they're going to, or a rant I will do about something. So oftentimes it's a throwaway thing and it's just something that sticks with you. The pardoning of

Fauci is one of the things. I always knew it would make you mad. I always knew it would make me mad. I'm very mad about it. I did not realize how far and why the anger would go about Joe Biden pardoning Fauci. We get I don't know how many emails a day about this specific thing. How can he do this? Can we still get him in this steak? Can they get him in this country? Can they get him at the Listen, They're not gonna get him. Okay, he's not going to be prosecuted the way he should be.

He's going to make his ridiculous government pension plus whatever they're paying him. I think he's at Georgetown now for teaching. I'm sure one class a year at Georgetown. I'm sure he's making half million a year to do the bare minimum. God only knows. But he's going to live out the rest of his days on this earth in luxury. And not only that, I'm sorry, I'm telling you the truth. It's not just that he's going to make a great living live in a nice house. Because the system still

loves Fauci, because he's still a hero to them. He will still have opportunities that you and I will never ever have. Okay, opportunities like somebody's gonna call him to I don't know if this will happen tomorrow. Someone's gonna call him tomorrow, and the call is going to be this, Hey, Johnny, billionaire.

He's got a twenty thousand foot mansion in Dubai. He really wants you to come to this party he's hosting in July, and he's going to fly you over there via his private jet luxury vacation, and he's going to pay you fifty thousand dollars for it. I know that sounds crazy, but that's the life those people live now. That's the life of the politically connected and the famous and stuff like that. That's the life they live now.

I first started getting introduced to this life when I got to know one of my friends, one of my neighbors. He is a manager at a big, big, big car company. I'm not going to say who it is, but I'm not talking about for the Chevy or anything like that, although they do sell one of those types of cars, but a big car dealership and it's a big one, a mega one. And here in Houston. He had a member of the Houston Astros come down for it was one of those things. Of course, they advertised it all

over the radio. And I'm not going to tell you the name of the Astros player, but hey, come meat this guy, I'll use a Fieller name. Come meet Bob with the Houston Astros at Jesse Kelly Ford and of course it wasn't Ford. But at Jesse Kelly Ford, come down and meet Bob. They can find out about our great deals, no interest financing, all that other used car stuff. Well I was talking to him about this and I found out he paid this Astros player fifty thousand dollars

for three hours. Now what did he have to do. He had to show up at the car dealership, He had to shake hands, kiss babies, say hi to anybody, anyone who bought a car, if I remember right, got to take a picture with him, and they had a booth set up there. But for three hours of work, this baseball player made fifty thousand dollars. That make you a little bit sick. Now, this is for an Astros

baseball player. Think about the market that's out there, the things people will pay relatively famous people to come do things. That's just the market. That's how it goes. And back to Fauci. Fauci will live that life for the rest of his life. He got pardoned. He's not gonna go to jail. He's not going to have a public trial for crimes against humanity. Justice on this earth it's hard to come by, and oftentimes you never see it. But just because you don't see it here doesn't mean it

doesn't happen. Okay, I am sorry, genuinely sorry that you and I will not I'll get to see Faluci go down for what he did because I remember. I mean, you remember the sadness, the anger that that little tyrant just destroyed. So many people saying goodbye to your freaking father on a zoom call, just awful children unable to

bury their parents. You see any of those heartbreaking videos of old married couples, you know, been married sixty years and they're not allowed to see each other, faces pressed against the glass. I mean that the medical industry in this country really did reveal some truly ugly things about themselves during COVID. And maybe you've forgotten. I have not forgotten. I remember who works in medicine in this country. Jesse. I believe you're a good dad who raised good kids.

But this is hypothetical. If one of your boys had turned you into the Feds over January sixth, you get cooked, and now Trump pardons you when you go back to your house, making the little nark move out right. M That's so hard to say, because my boys would never turn me into the FEDS, and I'd never turn them into the feds. Uh. Boy, that's a tough question. But

moving out, it's the bare minimum. I don't know that I would ever talk to them again if for me, for a Kelly, you don't ever turn against family, not ever. There's not something that's done. Maybe that's an irish thing. I don't know. It's a very clannish thing. I realize that. But you don't ever turn against the family, period, end of story. Not to anybody, and for most people, or for I shouldn't say for most people, for a lot

of people. They believe that. I tell my sons. I tell my sons never to knark on each other to me, never to put your brother in bad like, because you know they're teenage boys and they get along great. They're wonderful boys. Don't get me wrong, but you know they love to get Hey, dad, I heard, sons. I heard he stayed up too late last night. And I'll tell them right now. Boys, I'm gonna be dead and gone long before your brother will. You and your brother will

be together for life. You protect your brother. You don't ever sell him out, even to me. Your brother comes before that. So I don't know. I don't know. I do know this. I'm really really enjoying this well respected again. Isn't that nice?

Speaker 5

You know after years of laughing at us like we're stupid people. And as you saw yesterday, we've made it clear to every country that they will be taking back are people that were sending out the criminals, that the illegal aliens coming from their countries were taking them back, and they're going to take them back fast. And if they don't, they'll pay a very high economic price.

Speaker 1

Hey, Jesse, would the sanctuary city slash states be swayed by the withholding of federal funds or will they double down? Now? That's an interesting answer because Trump just came out today with the chemical castration stuff with kids and said no more of this, or you'll lose federal funds Now as it pertains to the cities and states protecting illegals, will that work? Let's talk about that next. Jesse Kelly returns. Yes, Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of a Jesse Kelly Show

on a Tuesday member. If you miss any part of the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Okay, so the guy asked the city's states, these sanctuary cities that are we're gonna protect the illegals here, that will hold the withholding of federal funds. Will it work? Probably not. Here's why the cities and states. Yes, they need the money because they can't print money like the United States government. But did you see Letitia James today? Letitia James today?

And I'm not changing the subject to stay with me. I'm not to play it for you, but she came out and hey, we're gonna challenge this thing that Donald Trump is doing. It's unconstitutional. Whatever. Letitia James, she's the attorney general. I'm sorry, she's the ag of New York. I don't want to make her sound like America's age. She's the Attorney jow of New York. Did she hurt her career or help her career by her ridiculous lawfair against Trump? She helped her career. She's going to be

a governor. Now, she's gonna be a senator. Now, she's gonna be something now. Adam Schiff, Adam Schiff is the most scummy little weasel in Washington, d C. And the way he conducted himself when Trump got elected was beyond embarrassing, the endless lies in the propaganda, and just the nastiest, most disgusting behavior. Did it hurt Adam Schiff? Well, his title now is Senator shift because he went from being in the House to the Senate, won a bruising California primary.

Why he was the one at the forefront of getting Trump. So like this mayor of Denver. The only time you saw the Mayor of Denver, Mike Johnston is his name. The only time you saw him really cave on working with Ice is when they threaten to throw him in prison. He's not worried about Denver. Our God never thinks about Denver, never never crosses his mind. He's a communist. He's trying

to destroy everything and trying to promote himself. He's trying to be the next Senator of Colorado, the next governor of Colorado. And so if Denver gets screwed out of some federal funding and all of a sudden the streets are covered with potholes and the schools are falling apart and all these things, Mike Johnston doesn't lose even the tiniest amount of sleep over it, because he's only worried about himself. He's only worried about getting elected to the

next higher office. And there's no better way to do that in Democrat circles. If you're in a Blaea, the best way to advance, to get promoted, to move on up is to show yourself as the resistance to Trump. That's a fact. Now, I wanted to touch on this really quickly. China is holding drills in the Philippines. We're close to the Philippines. I guess I should say America's

doing the same thing. I am hearing that the saber rattling from China, it's still there and they are still building a military that is designed to take out our military, but that they are showing a more willing attitude, if you will, to work with us than they have the past four years. So that's another thing you can feel good about. Now, I feel good about my blender. You ever said that about your blender? Have you ever looked at your blender and said, yeah, you're the best I have.

My blender has a name. It's called the Obliterator. What's your blender called nothing? You know why? Because you didn't go to Chefman and get an obliterator. The obliterator looks so good at won design awards. But to be honest, I really don't care about that at all. I care about the fact that it actually has this auto sensor

on it and it blends everything perfectly. The only way I can gut down that kale disgusting smoothie that ob makes every single morning as the obliterator liquefies everything in it. So all I have to do is just get a straw and suck it down. Go get yourself a premium blender without having to blow hundreds of dollars Chefman dot com, c H E F M A N dot com or I mean they sell them in Walmart. Go get it

wherever you want. Go get an obliterator. Dear Jesse, I was listening to some so called experts say Fauci's pardon would help insure a thorough investigation. Again, I'm sorry about Fauci. I'm sorry about the pardon. Look, if you feel bad, just take a minute and make fun of Jim Acosta.

Speaker 6

It is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant. I've always believed it's the job of the press to hold power to account. I've always tried to do that here at CNN and I plan on going doing all of that in the future. One final message, don't give into the line.

Speaker 1

Remember when Trump beat him up on the Russian investigation?

Speaker 6

Are you concerned that that you may.

Speaker 7

Have I'm not concerned about anything whether you may have investigation because it's a hoax.

Speaker 1

Are you that's enough? Put down the mic, miss president?

Speaker 6

Are you worried about indictments coming down in this investigation?

Speaker 1

Mister president, I'll.

Speaker 5

Tell you what.

Speaker 7

CNN should be ashamed of itself having you work in for them. You are a rude, terrible person. You shouldn't be working for CNN.

Speaker 1

Go ahead.

Speaker 7

I think that's on your very rude person. The way you treat Sarah Huckabee is horrible. The way you treat other people are horrible. You shouldn't treat people that way.

Speaker 1

Go ahead. And now Jim Acosta's leaving because they were moving him to midnight. I can't take all the winning. It's just too much fun.

Speaker 3

And now here's a headline why oh, you know, you know the.

Speaker 1

Thing headlines we didn't get to. Justice Department finds more than a dozen key officials on former Special Council Jack Smith team oh fires not fines, fires more than a dozen key officials, on top of the Mark Millie stuff, on top of the stripping, the Fauci and Pompeo of security stuff. Maybe, just maybe, some of these people are starting to ask themselves, did I do something wrong? Dorito's confirms a change to the shape of its iconic chips.

I almost had the big one when I saw this headline, but then I dug into it and I saw it was just some kind of marketing gimmick because there's a Minecraft movie coming out. Gosh, hell lame Denmark to spend

two billion dollars beefing up the military capabilities in Greenland. Okay, seriously, Denmark, if we want Greenland, if we want to take it militarily, and I'm not saying I want to take it militarily, do you really think that Denmark's military dropping a couple billion is going to do anything to stop us from taking it? Denmark, come on, put the guns down. But don't you feel like it. Do you feel like you're

dealing with children? Come on, put it down. Just put it down before someone gets hurt, because that someone's probably gonna be you. Serious sabotage. Sweden impounds a ship after another Baltic cable cut. There's something really weird going on in the Baltic and that these gigantic underwater cables keep getting cut, these underwater lines keep getting blown up. Who or what is in the water. What if it's a monster? Chris No, Chris, listen, No, it's not China or Russia.

Why do you have to be so practical all the time. What if it's a prehist or hear me out, don't roll your eyes. What if it's a dinosaur. They've never caught it. And now I didn't say it was locked Nest's monster. Chris No. This one's bigger and scarier than locked nests. And it senses things coming off of the cables. It's tearing them up, and it's just laying down there waiting for divers to come fix them, and the divers

will be eaten. This is a good idea. No one's ever come up with a movie like this before, but I just did. This has been a podcast from wor

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