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on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, Chris, I want you to do me a favorite, and you're gonna get mad about it because I probably should have brought it up beforehand. And whatever. That Disney chick, the Disney producer, the audio we've played many times, he's already gonna find it. There's a story out the motor company Ford. They have an executive now. They have his title officially as the company's chief Learning officer. So I don't think I have
to tell you he's gay. If you're hiring anybody and that's his title, chief Learning officer, you could just automatically assume it's one hundred percent guarantee anyone with that title's gay. And so what is his actual role, Well, he's the DEI guy. That's what the chief learning officer does. They went found a gay dude and they said, hey, you definitely seem like the kind of communists we want to work here at Ford. And this is what he did. He posted it himself, so I guess I'll just go
off of what he said. He saw an elderly man watching Fox News on a flight from San Diego, quote deplaning, and I noticed he and his wife are getting into their airport wheelchairs to be pushed to the next gate. My filter was malfunctioning. Love to see you supporting DEI. The elder passenger replied, not me. Evans said, yes, you.
That wheelchair and the human pushing it are provided at no direct cost to you, rather by a subsidized cost attributed to every passenger in this airport, provided to level the playing field for you. Now, this is an investigative reporting. Barrett Evans, the Chief Learning Officer at Ford, bragged about this. Now, this is a human being, I have no doubt who has a generous guaranteed six figure salary guaranteed, and it's
probably not in the low six figures either. A high, high executive with a corporation, and he took to social media to brag about yelling at an old man in a wheelchair, essentially about watching Fox News. This comes back to a conversation that we've had so many times before, and in fact, it's going to lead us perfectly into the military and the FBI. In fact, it's going to
lead us into archaeology. The communist, it is normal to think that he will, even if not set aside his communism, he will make his communism second place once you bring him into an important company or an important role of some kind. It's human nature to think that, because it's not your religion, you couldn't imagine doing what he does. But the communist never ever, ever, ever ever sets aside his religion ever. It never ever ever becomes number two
under any circumstances. It is the chief religion and nothing will ever take its place. So you can take him, and you can put him in the Boy Scouts. He's gonna figure out a way to make it communist. You can put him in charge of the NFL Nascar. He's gonna figure out how to make it communist. You can put him in charge of the church. He'll figure out how to make it communist. You can put him. You can put her as a big shot producer for Disney
Kids movies. What's she gonna do with it? Hey, LaToya Ravenow, what did you do with your job at Disney?
I worked at small studios most of my career, and I'd heard, you know, hear whispers, like I'd heard things like, oh, you know, they won't let you show this at the Disney Show.
And I'm like, okay. So I was a little like sus when I started.
But then my experience was bafflingly the opposite of what I had heard on The showrunners were super welcoming, Meredith Roberts and like the our leadership over there has been so welcoming to like my like not at all secret gage and so like I feel like I felt like it was I mean, like maybe it was that way in the past, but I guess like something must have happened in the last like like they're turning it around, they're going hard, and then all that like momentum that
I felt like that sense of I don't have to be afraid.
Let's have these two characters kiss.
Let's in the background.
Like I was just wherever I could, just basically adding queerness to like if you see anything clear in the show from them, But like I just was like, no one would stop me, and no one was trying to stop me.
Is that a show producer? Is that a writer? Is that a director? Or is that a communist activist? It doesn't matter what job title you hand them. And this is going to lead me to the military. It doesn't actually matter what uniform you hand them. It doesn't matter how important the role you hand them is. There is never a situation where the communists will set aside his religion for something higher, because for the communists there is nothing higher. Look, before I even get to the military,
here's the story. You probably missed it. It's not important, but it was at a CBS. The headline is ancient altar found in Guatemala jungle, apparently used for sacrifices, especially of children. Now it's no, it's not exactly breaking news that the native tribes you would know them as Mayans and Aztecs and those types, the native tribes of what is now known as Latin America. They were famous for
their human sacrifice. They just they were really really demonic, devil worshiping societies that believed in killing people to their sacrificing people for their gods, for better weather, for better crops, for better that, and oftentimes it was children. Okay, so this is a story. It's actually a cool discover. They found one of the temples where all this stuff was taking place. Okay, so you got that. It's historical, we got it, we got it. But there's there's a little
tidbit in here that's so so revealing. Maria Belen Mendez. This is quoted from the article. Well, I'll just read right from the article. An archaeologist who was not involved in the project said, the discovery confirms quote that there has been an interconnection between both cultures and what their relationships with their gods and celestial bodies. Celestial bodies was Like, we see how the issue of sacrifice exists in both cultures.
It was a practice. It's not that they were violent, it was their way of connecting with the celestial bodies. You see this woman, Maria sure her her title says archaeologist. I'm sure she studied very hard to become an archaeologist. I'm sure her profession is that of an archaeologist, But Maria has a higher calling. You see, there are saintly tribal peoples who are we all know the height of all good and Western civilization is the evil conquering force
that stopped them. But these saintly tribal peoples, they're the good guys in the story. And so if you happen to as an archaeologist, if you happen to discover and I didn't go into the details of it, but they actually have the children's skulls and things like that, like it's dark, man, it's really dark, straight out of Indiana Jones. But if you're Maria Belen Mendez, you understand that you have a job. You have a role to play, and it's not to be an archaeologist. That's just the skin
suit you happen to wear. You have a job, and your job is to protect the saintly reputation of the glorious native peoples who were crushed by evil Western civilization. So when you come across the place where children were tortured to death, I don't I can't put it any nicer for you. They would. The Aztecs in particular, believe that children's tears had an extra benefit. So it's not just that they would bring in children and murder them. They would they would torture them first. I won't go
one of the details of it. Their kids listening is really bad. Okay. They would do terrible things to the children to make sure that children were crying before they then killed them. But if you're a modern communist, that that doesn't work with the revolution you're trying to fight. So you take your title, your skin suit as archaeologist, and you have to protect these saintly natives. You see. Communism never gets set aside, it never gets pushed down
to number two ever. And that's going to bring us to the military and the job Pete Hegseth has on his hands. Let's do this email real quick. First, dear meaning mcmean face, I understand you have a passionate distain for Cole's Law, regardless of its contents. But I also know that you oblah what's your preference for Mexican beans? Refried or charro beans are almost always disgusting. Refried are acceptable, though refried beans can be really good, especially on a Nacho.
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to other things. I need does talk about a secret that I'm well I'm going to start having. I'm going to share it with you before I get to that and emails and other things. Those communists I just laid out in Disney and Ford and other places. They're all throughout our government. They are throughout not just the parts of our government we hate. Right, if I told you they're in the EPA, you'd know that they are all
over the United States military. Barack Obama spent eight years filling up the military with as many dirty communists as he could, and then Trump's first term he didn't get rid of them. And then Joe Biden came in and turned that program into overdrive. And now all the dirty communists generals Obama put into place, well, they have spread their communism down through the ranks and now top to bottom the United States military, not was is infected with
these types. Did you see what that colonel from Greenland said. I'm not going to go into the details of the story. Our Vice President jad Vance went over to Greenland and really gave kind of the most benign comments ever. Hey, we're gonna see about green them becoming ours. Whatever it's presidential policy. The Space Force colonel sends out an email. Was it even like a side conversation with a friend? Sends out an email to everyone basically saying, well, that's
not my policy. She can't help herself. We finally, just today we got rid of Linda Fagen. Do you remember Linda Fagen, Coast Guard commandant. Maybe the name Fagan rings a bell.
We currently have nearly forty percent women enrolled at the Coastguard Academy. I'm really excited about the talent and the diversity that I see coming through the academy. My daughter is in the Coastguard as a lieutenant, and there is just nothing but opportunity for her and all of the men and women that have joined the service. I'm really excited about the future as we look ahead.
Really excited about the diversity of it. Is she excited to make the Coastguard more lethal, better Sharper, No, no, no, no, no, she's excited. The Fagon way is excited about it. Oh do we have enough women in here? Do we have enough gays? And it? Do we have enough? But Fagins are everywhere. We have a Fagon problem throughout the United States government. It's not like she's a one off. You could go to every single military branch. Fagin, Fagin, Fagin,
I R S Fagon. The ATFS. Fagins the whole thing. Every single branch of the government has fagins throughout it. And this is our problem. You have to get these cancerous fagins out of the government or they will destroy your organization, just like they destroyed Disney, just like they destroyed Hollywood, just like they've got it every Just like, why do you have to see and racism in the end zone in the NFL. You thought the fagins we were just in the civilian world. There's a fagon in
every single office building in the United States government. And remember this lady show shata Chat failed. Oh god. And we've also heard, just know that this lady was a vice admiral in the Navy. Remember I told you we got a fagon problem.
We've also heard about the meaningful participation of women in the security and defense sectors. We have learned about the importance of gender inclusive approaches. We will be left with a professional military ready to get after the needs of the nation, with highly talented, diverse and capable people before us, beside us, and behind us.
Barack Obama put them into place. But it's actually so much worse than that, because again, like any malignant can't malignant cancer. They grow what's that word they use, starts with a metastasize. You see today it's one fagon. But then who does she promote. She's looking for little fagins, fagins who will carry on the Fagin way. And then this fagon one fagon becomes three fagins, becomes twenty fagins, becomes one hundred fagins. Soon, geez, your entire office of
corps fagon at every single dagone level. This is what I have stressed over and over and over again about the FBI, about the military, about things like that. I am happy we are removing some of these tumors. Some of these tumors. You cannot possibly cut too deep, because once you get a fagin in there, they will do the only thing communists know how to do, communism, and it will be number one. I don't care if the
Vice President think about this, about this. That woman who just got relieved of her command, she was the commander of Space Force Greenland. If you were, I don't expect you to know everything about the military, but you are smart enough to know how long do you have to stay in how prestigious is it to become a colonel in the Space Force in charge of the base. You are the base commander. She gave all that up, sending out an email blasting the vice president. Gave it all
up without a second thought. Why was there not a second thought? Because communism isn't number two for her. She's not a Space Force commander first and then a communist when she's off duty. There is no second for a communist. They are a communist first and foremost, no matter the title, no matter the uniform. We have a lot more work to do, a lot more work to do. Trust me, U today was fagon number one. They're better be well.
Got three million government employees. We're facing an army of fagins. We better win. We'll be back Jesse Kelly's Show reminding you you need to email the show your questions or really whatever you want to say Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And before I get to my secret that I'm about to come up with, I have to look back again on those brave, smart, amazing women who got to know a billionaire who paid for them to take an eleven minute long, fully automated flight in outer space.
And we could even we could even hear them screaming on.
The words deploy from the crew coupsule.
Those are like the guy cas just would it have been a fate worse than death to be on that capsule? I say it wand and so those drugs came out dead serious. If you had to choose ten minutes of this and then next will be the main parachutes that get pulled out, ten minutes of that or death, which one would you pick? I would need a minute, I would I would need to know that the boys were safe and secure and that I was gonna be okay, And then it would be a hard question that screaming
inside the capsule perception there it is. This is This is when Katie Perry comes out of the capsule that she was in for eleven minutes and kisses the group. Katie, WHOA, what do you gotta trust in yourself on this journey? And then you're feeling alone with the best harkay, Katie, Hey, Katie, someone flew a capsule to space for eleven minutes and you were in it.
What do you think?
Well, look, I had to trust I had to trust in my set sailed on my first try. I just let the boat do the work. That was my secret, all right, quit focus. So I have a problem. The ladies will not relate to this. Every dude, especially married dudes, will relate to this. I'm wearing a shirt. I don't have very many shirts that I wear over seventeen eighteen years of marriage. I don't know. I've acquired several shirts when you need a different shirt, but I have six seven.
If you watched the show, if you watch clips of the show, you probably notice on top of this this iHeart zip up jacket. But below it there's only six or seven. I don't have a wardrobe guy or something. I may just grab a shirt off the hanger and I put a shirt on. And what I'm wearing now, it's one of my favorite shirts. It's one of the we'll call it six that I wear right now. I spent a lot of money on this shirt, like five years ago or so. It's a Tommy Bahama shirt. That's
not cheap, right, They're not cheap. It was on sale, but I still spend a lot of money on it. And it's very soft. That's the point. That's how men select shirts. It's not how it looks, which I don't care about. It's so soft. Like it it holds me right, It's not only it's not only soft. I think it looks pretty good. Okay, but I looked down. I was in the bathroom earlier, and I looked down, Chris Corey. Can you guys see these? Can't see them? Can't you? You see the strings?
Oh?
You see them now, don't you? I look down and there are two gigantic strings hanging off a bit. But I need to be clear. These are not one little thread hanging off the bottom which I could easily snip off or just burn off. These are big, thick ones. The shirt is going bad when you have threads of this size. Look, I'm gonna burn them off. I'm gonna cut them off. But the shirt is going bad. And now what I'm looking at, it's not two threads. As I look down. This is the beginning of the end.
This is a This is me sitting down at the doctor's office with my shirt, and the doctor's telling me my shirt is terminal. It's not gonna be here forever. Okay, But why would I care if I develop a little hole. It's just right below my left peck, which is pretty swollen. I might point out but it's right below my left peck is where this hole gonna be. Now, I'm not gonna wear this out on a formal date or something, but there's absolutely no reason I can't wear this to work. When I'm you hear that?
Is that?
Is that coming across? They can't hear it, Chris. When either way I'm zipping up the jacket, You're not gonna be able to see the hole. Definitely not gonna be able to see the hole. On air. You're not gonna be able to see the whole, Chris. With my jacket zipped up, is what I'm saying, You're not gonna be able to see the whole. What what see? Chris said, just wear it as a house shirt. But you don't understand the problem, Chris. Bob does the laundry. Bob has
developed quite a reputation at this point in time. She will throw away the clothing I have once she finds a hole in it. She does the laundry. She washes it, she dries it, she folds it, she puts it away. Once this shirt leaves my hands and go into the dirty clothes, the hamper, the dirty laundry hamper. I have lost complete operational control of the shirt, and I won't lay eyes or my hands on it again until it
is hung up in my closet. So your argument that you just made, Chrissy, that was a very reasonable argument, and I've actually used that with her the last time. She pointed out my favorite pair of jeans. They had at first developed a little hole in the butt right underneath my right cheek, but a reasonable a jean hole. Okay, we'll looked the end of a pen. Right at the end of a pen, it's about what they were. It didn't take long for that hole to become a golf
ball and then an apple. And I kept explaining that that meant the jeans were broken in, that my jeans, and they were by this point they were lee jeans. By this point they didn't and qualify as jeans. They were basically sweats. They were so comfortable, they were so broken in and so broken down. I would get home from work with my jeans on and I wouldn't take them off. That's when you know you have special genes. Not putting your comfies on. No, my comfies are on.
They're called my jeans. And I told her, Chris is she threatened she's gonna throw them away. I said, I'll just wear them around the house, and she said, no, you won't. And then she caught me one time wearing them out. One time I was running to the gas station. I never saw the jeans again. So it brings me to this. I have a business idea, Chris. And here's the business idea a. It'll have to be done in secret.
We don't want to encourage anybody lying to their spouse, but a secret laundry program, exclusively for men who don't want to lose a cherished piece of clothing that is a little worn out. If you will listen, A secret pickup service. Maybe there's a schedule. Maybe you can drop it off when she's not looking. Maybe I'll come by the house and maybe I show up in a landscaper van. Hey, just checking if you need your flowers done? Oh, you have a package for me? Sounds good. Maybe we can
even meet in public to exchange it back. Once I get it clean for you, I'll slide it to you on a briefcase under the desk. What Chris, What Chris said, who's going to be doing the laundry? No, you don't understand. I understand women, we'll find We'll find a group of them who don't care. You're right, No, you're exactly right. If we hire women to do the laundry, then the word is going to get out and it won't be secret.
I mean, it won't be secret at all, which means we're going to have to have men do the laundry. How are we going to find men who are I know, the Navy. The Navy's got to have all kinds of dudes who love doing the laundry. You know exactly what I'm talking about, Chris, everyone knows what I'm talking about. Will find Navy veterans and they'll do the laundry. They probably enjoy it anyway. That's what we need. A secret laundry service designed specifically to protect your clothing from your
wife throwing it away. That's my idea. I like it. Look it's not as not as brilliant as relief factor, I admit that, But how many things are Did you even know there was a daily supplement you could take that would take pain out of your life? Isn't that crazy to think about? Up until four years ago? Three four years ago, I didn't know about that relief factor is drug free, one hundred percent drug free. Doctors developed
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went bankrupt. You know what I say to that? Good Chris, and we explain why, because this is the only thing I remember about Publishers Clearing House. I don't even know anything about the company. I remember I was It was probably the first time in my life I was victimized by spam mail because they kept sending out these letters, these envelopes, and every time I was a child, like six seven years old, and my parents always made me
get the mail. It was really far away, and I would go get it and I would be so excited because you would see on this envelope that you were about to win ten million dollars. Remember that, you remember it, You remember what I'm talking about, Chris, And I took it hook line and sinker when I was a kid, and I remember being so frustrated with my parents when I brought in this envelope and they were so dismissive of me. And my dad actually said, what are you
talking about? That's a scam And I said, Dad, it's right there on the envelope. What are you talking about. We're about to win ten million dollars. Why are you being dismissive of this? And it got so bad that I actually filled it out and I subscribed to something. Oh I know, Chris one time, and it didn't work. Didn't work at all. It turns out they were lying that you're really not gonna win a thing, So you know what, Good riddance Publishers clearing House. That's one two.
Arizona to begin removing as many as fifteen fifty thousand non citizens from the voter rules following a lawsuit. Huh. Critical swing state had fifty thousand people on the voter rules. Huh. I was told this was a hoax, that illegals didn't vote, that Democrats wanted all those people here just out of the goodness of their hearts. Headline Ice arrests New Jersey sushi restaurant owner convicted of spying for the communist Chinese.
I would never have been caught up in this because I don't go to disgusting sushi restaurants like all the rest of you do. Sushi sucks, and stop emailing me telling me now, you haven't tried this kind. Everyone in my life does the same thing to me. No, you haven't tried that, you haven't tried this kind. You haven't tried I've tried it several times because of course ID loves it and it's disgusting. Every time I've tried whatever dumb roll it is. And not only that rice kind
of sucks too. What Chris, Oh, that makes it a lot better. Chris just said, you drown it in soy sauce, and with soabby soy sauce is like nectar from the gods. Chris. Yes, you could drown the soles of my shoes and soy sauce and it would be good enough to eat. That's not a cell for sushi. That's just like saying you haven't had my whatever with bacon in it. Yeah, you're whatever sucks. That's why it needed bacon in it, Okay, because bacon is so good it can make everything edible.
What Chris, We did go to this place once that had bacon brittle. Hear me out, No, no, hear me out. So you know what peanut brittle is. It had vanilla ice cream with bacon chunks inside of the vanilla ice cream, and then peanut brittle chunks were broken up into it and all around it. It was a real sweet No, Chris, I know it doesn't sound good. It was a real sweet salty thing that was. I'm tell you it was really really good. We can't even leave our house Waterloo
students are terrorized by angry nesting Canadian geese. This took place in Canada, so it's not important. I just want to point out that Western civilization is insanely neutered in many ways, and stories like this drive me nuts. This reminds me of that story from Florida a few years ago. I went on a rant on and the story was I think they were peacocks. I believe there were peacocks. There were these peacocks who everybody in the town was
complaining about. The peacocks kept attacking people in harassing vehicles. And Western civilization is now so feminized and neutered that human beings believe that they should just be controlled in some way or intimidated in some way by the animal population. At no I want. I want to stress this. I
can't shout this from the rooftops loud enough. If you at a time capsule, and you could go to any other point in the history of humanity, at no other point in human history would you find human beings paralyzed by the animal population without coming up with a solution of, well, let's just kill the animal population, whether it's large animals. Maybe you're there's a pride of lions causing you trouble, you would understand that you have to kill your way
out of that problem. Or animals that are just annoying to you. Maybe deer are tearing up your yard, or raccoons or tearing through your trash, or or a bunch of geese. Geese could be really mean, by the way, are attacking you. At no other point in human history would a human beings just be looking around lost. Man. I just wish there was something we can do. You have a shotgun. There's a lot you can do. It's a goose, not a wooly mammoth, not a saber toothed tiger.
It's not a Tyrannosaurus rex. You have a twelve gage. It's a bunch of geese. Congratulations. The homeless people are about to eat really really good for a long time.
And now here's a headline.
B go, you know you know the thing headlines. We didn't get to to answer your question really quickly, Chris, Yes, they are delicious geese and duck. Don't ever dismiss duck. My ol Man used to take me duck hunting. It was awful and really cold in Montana, but It was delicious when we got one. If you cooked one the right way. Mm hmmm, ducks got It's got good fat on it, the good fat. You know, fat is flavor anyway. Decapitated woman's head is reattached after a freak gym class accident.
I read this and I was just as disappointed as you're about to be. She wasn't decapitated. It was in quote internal decapitation. So yes, it's impressive. I get all that, but I actually thought they reattached some woman's head, and I thought that was going to be amazing. Think about the cool scar she would have. Breaking news Panama Authorities or Panama authorizes US armed forces to operate from three
key air and naval bases. Remember that Panama guy, the head of Panama, who was shouting really loud that Trump wasn't going to come in and take anything over. Yeah, how'd that work out? In the end, senior FBI official tie DEFISA abuse and Hunter Biden cover up is suspended. I guess that's a start. This has been a podcast from wor