Survival Prep

alternate location. I started putting together a list of useful things, but it seems almost impossible to be able to travel with them. How would someone hypothetically balance the ability to survive dire times with the ability to move to a safer, more abundant location. Okay, let's discuss disaster preparation. Uh, first, you say you're not prepared, I want I'm gonna tell you something. I am not a super prepper. You might, if you haven't done any preparation, you might consider me

to be a super prepper. But because I'm friends with so many of these types of people, I consider myself a rank amateur at this, a complete amateur. And you know what's crazy, Every single super Prepper fan friend I have, without fail, considers himself unprepared. He doesn't think he has enough, he doesn't think he's ready. He doesn't. So let's just address this right off the bat. I don't want you to sit and stry out and freak out that you're

not prepared enough. You're not prepared enough, and you will never be. There is always a new scenario you have to deal with that you have to think about. In fact, you brought this up. You brought up suburbs, us travel versus staying at home, And so I'm simply going to tell you how I do it and how I think

about it. First, there are different kinds of trouble. We're being invaded by the Chinese Army trouble, there's famine trouble, there's civil unrest trouble probably something that we should maybe plan for. In fact, we'll get to that in a little while. There's disease trouble. You know, we blow off COVID because COVID really wasn't anything significant. They made it way worse than it was. But historically, terrible diseases are thing that runs through a society, and if the disease

gets bad enough, it can really destroy a society. It can break it down and people can turn against each other. So there's all kinds of trouble there. Look, we're in the aftermath. People are still dealing with Hurricane Heleen. So there's flash flooding, there's hurricanes, there's there's so much. How do you begin again? Let me come back to don't

freak out. I have a i'm stuck at home emergency thing, and I have a i've got to hit the road with my car emergency thing, and I have a I have to hit the road without a car emergency thing. And those are three different things, but your preparation can overlap. Stay with me. Let's deal with the most ideal situation. Not that any horrible situation is ideal, but the most ideal situation and that's you are. Things are bad in society, but you have your home still. Maybe, look, we'll do

a bunch of doomsday scenarios. This one will say Chinese EMP. They cooked off an EMP in the atmosphere, fried all the power in your area. So everything electronic in your home gone, your car unless it's very very old, gone, your watch gone, cell film tower is gone, grocery store gone. You are alive. Your house is still keeping the rain out. But it's a bad situation in society and you still have your home. Well, there is where we will begin always.

This is. Look, these same things are going to come into play every single time. It's just going to the quantity is going to change. What do you need? You need first you are going to need fresh water. This is the thing that is not negotiable. Not negotiable. You can survive without amo. I would not recommend it. We'll get to that in a moment. You cannot survive without water. Get some fresh water. We actually had somebody I don't have the email in front of me, but somebody did

ask about life straws. That's what I have. Clay Martin, our survivalist green Beret friend who comes on he talked about life straws. Someone asked me what brand. I don't have a specific brand. There are several different brands. But the reason you want to get life straws wherever you can, versus palettes tablets. As Clay explained, you know in floodwaters Hurricane Helene great example right now. Floodwaters are full of awful things. But it's not just bacteria in sewage and

things like that. It can be full of chemicals, fuel spills. In fact, it is. There's nasty things in there, the pills. You drop a tablet in there to kill bacteria, it doesn't strain out the film boil. You just drank and now you're vomiting and more dehydrated than before. A life straw will filter all of that out there. They really are miraculous. You can put them in the muddiest, muckiest water in the world and run it through a life straw. It'll look like it came from a mountain stream when

it comes out the other end. Life straws are amazing. Pick up some life straws. That's one. Two. Sorry, we're still not an ammunition food. I know these are the not sexy things. Water. I don't need water. I want more guns. I'll get to that. But food. I talk to you about my Patriots Supply because I believe in them, because I'm a customer, because I love them. You need any emergency food kit, not when you show off to

your friends, not one you post about on Instagram. Everyone in your home needs any emergency food supply you never ever touch. I should note my Patriots Supply has a bu bunch of different kinds depending on your budget. They have three month ones, they have four week ones, and those are fifty bucks off. I should note right now they have four week ones. But that's something you need. Emergency food. Everyone needs it. These are basics. Prepare with

Jesse dot com. I should note, if you want that deal, prepare with Jesse dot com. Water. Food. Third, again, not the sexy topic. Medical supplies. We don't think about these things. Do you take medication? A lot of people take medications. How much do you have? Is it necessary for you? Is it necessary? I just had a relative of mine. He flew somewhere. They lost his luggage, but just for a day. They found it and they were going to deliver it to him. He had medications he needed. He

wasn't thinking he packed him in his check bag. He was laying in bed in agony until his medications got there to get him right. I know this is an ugly topic, but do you have extras if that pharmacy gets fried with that Chinese emp? Do you have extras beyond medications? Maybe you're saying, Jesse, I don't take anything. Okay, fine, What do you have for antibiotics? Bandages, band aids, basic thing, anti inflammatory things like that, ibuprofen, things like that. Do

you have any emergency medical kit? If you're staying in the home, you need more than that pouch you hopefully keep in your car. We'll get to that in a moment. You need a big one. If all you have is a pouch, you need to get two, or three or four. I need to throw in another disclaimer here. I'm gonna do this a few times during this. I know that money is not easy to come by. Now, don't put

your family in a buind to do these things. These are things you do whenever you're in a place with a little extra cheddar, and you can do these things. If you're sitting there screaming at the radio, Jesse, I don't have money for that, then you don't have money for that, deal with it when you do. I'm talking about if you have the cash, you need water, you need food, you need medical supplies. That's a good point, Chris. Soap is taken for granted. And look, you don't have

to be a body wash lover like me. A couple bars of soap are finding soap keeps for freaking ages. A bar or two of soap doesn't hurt to have it sitting around the house, all right, Maybe some moisturizer down, I'm kidding, Just get some soap, all right. So that's the non sexy stuff, the straws with the water, water, food, medical supplies. Now, this is going to be a very very easy conversation to have with gun lovers. This is going to be not so easy for those who either

can't own them or don't like them. You need the ability to defend your family and your food supply. You see, if you have an emergency food kit and I don't, but I have an AR fifteen and you don't like guns, your emergency food kit, if I get desperate enough, is going to belong to me. And you know what you're gonna do about that? Nothing. I know that conversation gets uncomfortable with non gun people. Every gun dude and lady listening just cheered, right, But there are a bunch of

people who don't like them. I'm not comfortable. I didn't grow up around them. I get that. I'm not saying you need to become a Navy seal. I'm not saying you have to buy an AR fifteen owning a gun with some ammunition for said gun. It really is a necessity when it comes to survival. And that was just us talking about survival in the home. We haven't even mentioned getting out on the road yet. So let's talk about that in a home. Guns, AMMO, food, medical supplies, water,

all these things are needed. And a generator portable generator doesn't hurt one of these either. Look, they have these little solar powered ones. They can get expensive, they can get fairly inexpensive, but a generator. Let's keep doing some disaster prep. Next, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Reminding you if you miss any part of the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes.

We're talking a little bit of survival prep here. Remember this is only if you have the money, don't get desperate. Don't feel like you're unprepared. Everyone's unprepared. Everyone needs something else. I most definitely do. There's always something more. So we just discussed kind of the the first of the three different kinds of disaster prep right. The first kind is you're at least home. You have your home. You didn't get flooded out, you didn't get run out. Your home exists.

That gives you the ability to have more. Now we start pairing things down. Now, let's talk about a vehicle. Let's talk about an alternate location. I personally, I'm gonna make myself sound like a freak. I know I am. I have two alternate locations depending on the situation. If I cannot stay in my location and I can get out on the road, and I have one tank of gas in my truck, I have a location I can

get to that is outside of a city. That is going to be really really important for all of our you know, gotta get out on the road thing whatever. For whatever reason you were driven out on the road, just know that you cannot be in the cities. You can't. You gotta get out. Those are going to be disastrous places. If society if civil unrest comes, even if it's a war or an invasion, there's not going to be an invasion, right, But even no matter what it is, the city is

the last place to be. Find someone who has property somewhere, a ranch, a farm, some property, and speak to them now, not when disaster strikes. Now, speak to them about their willingness to accept you. And I need to throw this part in because this is important. You need to be bringing something to the table other than mouths to feed. You come to an agreement with this person. They're the ones with the property. They're the ones with the cattle or the land, or the whatever you may have. You

don't just get to get up and freeload. What are you going to bring? Are you going to bring them food? Extra food? Are you bringing extra ammunition, extra weapons? Are you bringing maybe secure comms? If you're EMP hasn't fried it out, what are you bringing? Or maybe it's just a family member who will just let you come anyway. If it's not, you better be bringing something. Okay, So I have two different things. I have a location where I have one tank of gas and I need to

get there. That's essentially a gas stations are out too or gas stations are dangerous. I can make myself sound like a freak, but it is true if you study these things throughout history, a gas station, when society breaks down, can become a very, very very dangerous place because it's a central hub where everyone out on the road needs to stop. So, if you're a bandit, if you're a whatever, you're going to post up right at the gas station, wait for all the people to come to you, and

you take what you need. If I have one tank of gas, I have a location I can get to if the gas stations are up and running. I don't know what kind of societal unrest that would be. I have a further one. I prefer to get to alternate location. Again, a nice thing. Don't freak out if you don't have one. Just start looking now as far as in your vehicle goes that go bag you have, which is a backpack, expand it for your car. Have you ever seen a hockey bag? You at least know what a hockey bag

looks like, big, heavy, long, duffel bag. I'm not saying by a hockey bag, although that would work, but that's the kind of size you need to be thinking about for your vehicle, just like in your home, all those things water, food, medical supplies, amo things like that, but paared down to fit in your car. And finally, the go bag itself in the worst situation possible, and that is you have no more car, You have no more home. It's been flooded. A tornado wiped it out, took your

car with it. Society has collapsed around you. You and your family have your rifle and a pack and a walking stick. Well, that's when you have to pare things down. That look, you cannot fit everything in a pack to survive forever. That's not how it works. A Green beret like Clay Martin, he can't fit. He can't even though he could hunt a lot of gear, a lot of weight. You know those guys eighty pound ninety pound rucks, But even they with all that weight, you've got a few

days a week and then you're out of supplies. If you're on foot, you better have a destination in mind. The idea is survive for a few days to get where you're going. Maybe you're an outdoorsman and where you're going is a camp spot in the mountains, and you'll fish your food from there. Maybe that's that maybe it's your neighbor's house who lives ten miles across town, twenty miles across town. You might have to camp out for a night or two somewhere secure on your way there.

But the backpack situation is the worst, obviously, of the situations. You're on foot, everything is collapsed. It's the worst, and you're just trying to get by for a few days. If you're going to try to pack a pack so

you can survive for a month, you're gonna die. Look, if you don't die from lack of things in the pack, you'll die because you're not gonna be in good enough shape to haul eighty ninety pounds ten miles a day the way you're going to need to, if not more not everyone is a young military age male in fighting shape. All right, So there that was some disaster prep stuff. I hope that was at least beneficial somewhat. People seem to well, we're more and more worried about that these days,

and we can't ever I'm the same way. I can't put into words. What I think is coming is I don't know what that thing might be, but it does feel more and more likely like something might be coming anyway. Let's move on. Let's talk about politics, the reaction to the election. What might it be depending on who wins, how bad might it get? Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.

It's an amazing Friday. Member. You can email the show during the show if you want Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can leave us voicemails eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. We got some of those in.

than you. And what's funny is I bet you consider yourself maybe kind of behind. I don't know as much as this guy knows about this or that guy knows about that. I bet you feel like you have so much to learn, which we all do, right, I do you do? But I bet you feel like that, and I'm here to tell you, yeah, you probably have a lot to learn. I have a lot to learn. We know so much more about politics, about the issues of the day, about power, about about what's happening in our

country than normal Americans. We are informationally miles and miles and miles ahead of them, and that's always our frustration. We're constantly turning around, screaming at all the norms and normaus, saying catch up, what up? Plase? We're trying to fight your plate. Catch up? What's wrong with you? These people

don't know anything. Remember I told you I was just hanging out with some political powerful people and we were going over a bunch of finances and polling numbers and things along the Along those lines, we got to talking about independent voters. Now, these are guys jer I'll give you an example of something they showed me they have. They showed me this chart, only it wasn't really a chart. It was more like a big picture, a square, a rectangle. It was a rectangle, a right picture, a rectangle on

a piece of paper. And on this piece of paper there was this rectangle and the upper right hand corner was dark dark, dark red, and then a little bit below that was kind of light red. And as you moved over it was this part was super dark blue and this part was kind of purple. And what was this? What did it represent? He broke it down for me. I'd never seen it before. It represented voters, how they vote and why they vote. And a portion of this

was these people are the hard cores. This would be you. These people are the hardcores. They know all the issues. We actually don't have to stress about Democrats lying about our candidate. These are people who are so knowledgeable, they're involved, they're informed, They're fine. Let's not worry about them at all. Then there's the people who are going to need a little bit of help. I kind of want to vote for him, but please can be nice to me, convince

me there are those people. Anyway, The different colors of the rectangle were all over the spectrum, and the biggest one, the biggest color, were the people who need to be campaigned for. You have to go earn their votes. You have to go on television, you have to go on social media. You have to go explain to these people why they need to vote for you, why they shouldn't vote for the other guy. You don't need that. You have never in your life, or at least not recently,

been swayed by a campaign ad of any kind. And I'm here to tell you that makes you abnormal. You are abnormal. You are hyper informed. This will come back to paying taxes in a moment. So here's what we cannot ever do. We can't because we are knowledgeable, you and me. We can't assume that knowledge has spread to the masses, and we can now tell people Hey, it's time to do this thing and mass. You know, the

American Revolution is actually a great example of this. For the longest time, guys early in the American Revolution, guys who were involved early in it, Samuel Adams, will use Samuel Adams. Samuel Adams for the longest time was thought to be well, probably exactly how your friends talk about you. Oh gosh, this tinfoil on his head. Guy, this guy is so hardcore. No, we don't need to rebel against

the king. Gosh, Sam, dial it down a notch. Please, Gosh, Sam, you're so hardcore, even even guys I god, John Adams, who came along after they were all Sam geez, okay, Sam, dial it down. But Sam was just ahead of the game.

Samuel Adams was ahead of the game, and try as he might, he could not get massive popular support for fighting a revolution against the British until the masses had been abused for long enough by the British that they finally, after enough time, they caught up with him on their own. And soon John Adams is standing there shoulder to shoulder

with you, fighting against the British. You are ahead of the masses, and so you propose these actions like, what if we all stop paying taxes and show the government. And even if I was okay with you doing that, which I am not, I don't want you in prison.

Even if I was okay with you doing that, it would not be an effective strategy because you know who would do it, You and ten of your friends, and then ten of your friends will all get locked up, You'll all be in Fort Leavenworth, will never hear from you again, and your political protest about not paying saying taxes will have resulted in no wins, no advancement. All we did was lose you to Fort Leavenworth. That's all we did. We want the masses to catch up. We

want Norman Norma to catch up. They are far behind. And a lot of these actions you want to take are actions that will not be effective until norm and Norma finally catch up. I know it's frustrating. Samuel Adams was frustrated, beyond belief. He was beyond frustrated. How the fellow colonists could not see how oppressive this freaking king was and what they were doing and where it was going. Why don't we fight back? Why don't we fight back now?

John Adams, wake up Thomas Jefferson, John Hancock, Why are you not helping? I'm trying to tell you what's coming, but they didn't get there. Until they got there, you get frustrated. I get very very frustrated. Hear me all about it all the time. It sucks. It's lonely to be the only one who's ahead. Do you ever just you and me talking here? Do you ever get lonely when you talk about politics with friends and family? Do

you ever feel alone? Maybe it's just me I do sometimes, and I feel alone because issues that you have moved past, like you and I could sit and talk, but issues that you have moved past, accepted and understood long ago. You get around your friends and family and they're they're still in the one oh one class, and you're getting your PhD, and it feels lonely. There's really not very many people you can talk to canfide in debate with bounce ideas off of yeah, it's a good Illegals is

a great example, Chris. You sit and talk to your friends about thirty million illegals being brought in under Joe Biden and why they did it and how they're trying to bring about societal collapse and things like that. They don't know any of these things. They don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, they're mad the young girl got raped and murdered up the road, and they kind of hope Trump to port some people, but they're so far behind you you really can't talk to them. I get

like that all the time. So if you go through it, I go through it. That's why I tell you to go to Trump rallies and big Conservative convention so you don't feel alone. Anyway, Let's move on. Let's talk about the reaction to the election and why women back up into things. Some ladies confused and frustrated with herself. Let's get back to the emails, shall we. Oh wait, let's check in with another voicemail.

Oftentimes you don't do it as one person. The communists who have woken up, maybe they've well, they give you too much credit, you know, Oh Jesse, you help me wake up. I was just one of many. It was their family and friends, other people. It takes time, It takes a village. It takes time to wake someone up from a cult, to bring someone out of a cult. It never happens all at once, but yes it happens. This stuff is valuable. Can you do it? You have

more ability to do it than I do. You know that because you're close to that someone, you have some relation to that someone. I can help. It's nice to have a big show and a big platform, and I can. I can speak to them in a way that's probably less threatening because I don't know them. I don't know. It's not my sister's your sister. But you're more personal to them, and so you can speak to them in ways that I can't. But yes, it has happened. Jesse.

On your show on the second, you were talking about how there's only two genders and women will always back back into things with their car. Can you please enlighten us what makes us so bad at reversing? On one hand, I'm glad I'm not the only woman who has all sorts of dents in my rear bumper. But on the other hand, it's kind of embarrassing backing into a giant, bright orange lift in broad daylight. Please help us, oh wise,

one fifty percent of the population needs our needs your help. Okay, well, ladies, listen, I'm actually gonna be nice. I know you think I'm a jerk, but I'm gonna be nice. Part of this is not your fault, because you know how we're different. Men and women are different, and we're supposed to be different, and we're supposed to kind of fill in each other's blanks. We're made for each other. It's part of the reason I hate all this politics. Women way meen waymen, women waymen.

It has divided men against women. But we're made to fit together. We're made for each other. And so my deficiencies are usually things my wife is good at, and her deficiencies are things that I'm good at. One of the reasons women are terrible at backing into things and in general kind of bad drivers anyway, is if I was going to be insulting, I would call it scatterbrained. But that's not true, and that's not necessarily accurate. Women

multitask my wife. My wife can fold the laundry, help my son with his algebra homework while having one of her sick freak murder podcasts or murder documentaries on, and be half paying attention to that. I can't do two things at once. If I am watching something, do not speak to me because I won't hear what you say. You have to get me to stop it or pause it. I don't hear a word, and you think maybe you should speak louder or shout her. Maybe if it's really important,

you don't understand. I didn't hear a word of it. When I first started doing radio and TV, remember I do a TV show every night. On the first TV I used to have producers. Chris has never really done this, but my TV producers were terrible at this at first. I have that IFB. I have an earpiece that goes to my ear called an IFB and that's how my TV producers telling me what's coming next and whatnot. A lot of TV producers are used to working with people.

They will speak to them during the segment, even while they're talking. So I'll be in the middle of Joe Biden's a dirty Communist and they will while a mid sentence, will say something like, we have two minutes left and we have to go to a break in this segment. I didn't hear a word of it, and I had to tell them if I am speaking, you cannot speak to me because I won't hear it. I can't hear it. I can't I didn't hear a word of it. I

cannot multitask. My wife is great at it. Men are more focused, more singularly focused on things because of the roles men have had in society. When I come to work, when I walk in the door, I realize I don't really have a job anymore. But whatever my job happens to be. When I come into work, the best thing I can do for my family, for my wife, for my kids, for anything, is perform like a beast at work. Is to be all at work, singularly focused on work

all the time. I'm not talking sports. I'm not worried about text messaging my wife. I don't give a crap about anything. I am here and I'm putting on a show. Period. I have to be that way to be great at whatever my profession is, whether you're a mechanic or whatever. I need to be singularly focused. Women have to care for the home, they care for the kids. They have different roles, so they have to be better at multitasking.

Part of the reason you keep backing into things is because you're thinking about, Oh, I forgot to pack the kids' lunches, and my friend Jennifer had a pimp wanter nose. I need to remember to tell her about that later. Oh crap, did I remember to get the meat out and thaw out the beef. You have nineteen thousand different things on your mind because that's how God made you. Therefore, you couldn't see the dump truck behind you, and you backed your pres into it for the tenth time this week.

That's why it's called scattered brain. But that's not really what it is. Women multitask men do not. That's why you can't drive worth a crap. Jesse, what's your favorite biscuit? Or cake. I bet it's lady fingers. That's not right. It's not funny, Chris, while you're laughing, it's not funny at all. Anyway, he said, If the mainstream media is constantly lying to us, have they always been lying to us?

When did they officially become corrupt? That's a fascinating conversation, isn't it, Because obviously, you know, I know, everyone knows the media has lied really forever. The media lies. If you're in the media, you lie. But why do they lie? How do they lie? How pervasive is the lying? Obviously it's worse today than it's ever been. But why is that? But this actually goes to a bigger cultural question, a bigger institutional question, and we will tackle that question next