Sid Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Monday, a magnificent Monday, depending on whether or not you're traveling. We have so much to get to tonight on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show. The government shutdown. In fact, we're gonna talk about welfare here in the open. An hour from now. We have medal of Honor Monday, always a good time as we honor one of our heroes. We are gonna talk about the trainees. Are they on the outs now? And the Democrat Party. We have a
global green tax that got shut down. Barack Obama's still out there running his stupid mouth. They're lying about everything all the time when it comes to New York, global warming and everything else. Ah, that and so much more coming up tonight on the World Famous Jesse Kelly Show. We're a look. We have heavy topics too, like Halloween candy and euros and all kinds of other things. But before we get to the Halloween candy and euros, I can't get it off my mind. There are obviously so
many stories every day, aren't there. There are so many things you can get mad about, and I can get mad about, and we're not you know, I'm not you and you're not me. Things that that kind of stick in my crawl and make me angry. Maybe it's something that wouldn't bother you, or you don't dwell on, and vice versa. You're gonna be hot on something and I'm gonna be all ah, it's no big deal. People are different, right, But I think it was on Saturday. I was sitting around.
We weren't doing much. It's kind of being lazy. I had a lazy day and I saw this clip, a local news clip. I saw it on social media. Right now, as you know, the government is shut down. There is as of this moment, no end in sight. I'll again say the rumors are possibly Democrats end it on Wednesday, after tomorrow's elections, which we'll get to also during the show. But be that as amain. Right now, the government is shut down and so welfare recipients are not getting their checks.
And I don't know if you've heard this, I'm going to play it for you. I can't stop thinking about it. I on Saturday night, I woke up in the middle of the night. Nothing was wrong. I'm sleeping on my shoulder wrong. I woke up in the middle of the night. I started thinking about it again and got myself so mad I couldn't go back to sleep for an hour or two. As I was landing there thinking about it. Here it is local news story. Listen to this.
The first thing I did was Grandma calling a cat out of imhard to see your world, dollars. My chest went into my throat.
Magotto Gona has been a snapper recipients for more than three decades, even with these benefits.
What did you just say? How how long has this person been bloodsucking the United States tax paper?
The first thing I did was Grandma calling caught out of a nineheart to see your world dollars. My just went into my throat.
Magiotta gon has been a snap recipients for more than three decades.
More than three decades, thirty some years, no job sitting around waiting for you to send her a check. Every month. You go to work, you work your fingers to the bone. Maybe you're even struggling. Maybe you're doing well. I don't care. Maybe I mean I care you understand what I'm saying.
Maybe you're not even maybe you're flat out poor. At this point in time, government still reaches its meaty hands into your wallet and plucks twenty five to thirty five percent of your income from you, and they hand it to forty million Americans, some of whom haven't worked in three decades. What are we doing in this country? How could it be? I got this email. It's a very good email, Jesse. Why doesn't Lyndon Johnson come up when
talking about the worst presidents of all time? His Great society policies, medicare SS, SNAP are what's currently destroying the country. Do you think these programs ever go away? Or do they just slowly destroy us from within? I don't know that I want to answer that question, because the answer I have to give is not great. This has to stop. Forty million Americans, forty million permanently getting welfare checks from you and from me is criminal. It is criminal We
allow that to take place in this country. And even now you can't. It's hard to find a Republican in Washington, DC who will speak out against this. In fact, the new Republican line is people are starving. We gotta get these SNAP benefits back. They're all talking like it, all of them.
Wow.
I can't believe Democrats have cut off SNAP. We gotta get snap rolling again. Why why have we accepted this? And you know why, because politicians in our country have realized over time the same thing. Politicians in every country has realized. Figure out a to stick your fingers in the treasury and toss some coins to the peasants, and they will vote for you forever they have the country after country after country, they've all figured out the same thing.
If you rely on the will of the people, and at some level every form of government relies on the will of the people, if you rely on the good graces of the people in the country, well, your country has a treasury. It's a treasury full because you stole from the taxpayer of that country. So if you want
to stay in power, it's a simple formula. If you have no mortals and no guts whatsoever, you figure out a way to get your greedy fingers into the vault, grabs quantities of money and toss it out to people, and you own them forever. I still can't believe this is really.
The first thing I did was calling a call out of when I heard to see your world dollars, my just went into my throat.
Magiotta Gouna has been a snap recipients for more than three decades.
More than three decades, and they're doing a news story on it. It's not as if this is some thing that's so rare and so illicit, so shameful that she's doing it behind closed doors. They're doing a puff piece on the lady who's been bloodsucking you dry for thirty years. We have Democrat politicians standing up and again, this is not being whispered at a party on Friday night. This is being announced behind the microphone. This is Ayana Presley.
First and foremost. This is the most corrupt administration in history.
And then they're cruel enough to create work requirements for hungry people to get snapped.
What cruel enough to create work requirements? This is politicians in this country are allowed to say out in the open without any fear of losing their seats of power. I am disgusted, and I know this shutdown is really starting to hurt people, shoot starting to starting to affect me personally. Now, look, it's not SNAP. I need to travel coming up, nothing much, It's just a quick thing. I have to travel coming up in the Houston area
where I live. They already have three hour plus weight times at the airport because of the shutdown with TSA, and they're told it's going to get worse. So look, it's affected me personally too. If you're in the service, you're probably going hungry. I already told you last week. It's crazy. It's insane that we can't get our military service members paid. So I get all that. I understand we want the government or a lot of people want
the government open and functioning. Again, I get all that, but man, I don't know that in the end, this shutdown is a bad thing because we are learning more and more about how many people in this country don't do a freaking thing but sit around and buy snow crab legs with their EBT cards. What in the world have we done in this country? How many people in this country? How many have we put on your budget? On my budget? What a disgrace. We have a long,
long way to go, is what I'm gonna say. This kind of stuff ticks me off to no freaking end, So look, I'm gonna move on. Trump talked about it briefly during an interview. I'll play that for you. Nancy Pelosi, Grandma Vodka said something hilarious in an interview about the whole thing. I'll play that and then we're gonna move on. We're gonna talk about the election. In fact, that's coming up next. I forgot to tell you I have Clay Travis, of course, of the Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show.
My buddy Clay's gonna join us next hour. He's got a book out, so we talked to Clay about that and other things. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday. Do not forget. You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So a couple final words on this shutdown stuff, then we're gonna move on. We got to talk about some voting things and whatnot. But uh, Grandma Vodka, just a couple little funny soundbites
here that I got a good snicker out of. Grandma Vodka is in the news, and I'm not making fun of her age because it's coming for all of us. One day yesterday was my father's seventh Well would have been his seventy first birthday, but as you know, he passed on, so he didn't make seventy. He died a few weeks shy of seventy. Lost him, so I watched him at the end. We didn't know it was the end because it was so sudden, but watched him get old, just got old, banged up his knee the first time.
I remember seeing my dad and thinking, he looks old. I'm not mocking age. It's coming for all of us. Maybe it's already come for you. Maybe maybe you're in the middle of it right now. I'm not mocking that. But she's not what she once was, And for me, it's somebody fascinated with politics. I think it's crazy to
watch it. It's like a like a professional athlete who's awesome and then just gets too old to do it anymore and kind of just sucks and embarrasses himself at the end is Muhammad Ali dominates everybody for so long and then stays in it too long. He's can't do He just gets beaten up. Nancy Pelosi was was the top dog in Washington, d C. For a long time, so powerful, so good at messaging, keeping her party together, all the crazy Democrat kooks. Nancy Pelosi bang enough heads
and grease enough palms to keep them all together. That's what she was. Now, this is what she is.
Children am my issue. That's why I'm in politics. That's my wife for the children. He's the worst peron.
I'm sorry, I'll let it go further in a second. There's nothing that murders me like that. Children. That's why I'm in politics. Children. Oh yes, I think anybody familiar with Nancy Pelosi knows she must sit around day and night just thinking about the kids. She goes to sleep at night and wakes up in the morning stressing about the children. Of course, that's why she's in politics.
Children am my issue. That's why I'm in politics. That's my wife for the and he's the worst president children in America have had in our own history, whether it's feeding them, or whether it's safe environment for them to thrive, whether it's the economic security of their families, whether it's their healthcare, cost of housing, and the rest.
Nancy Pelosi's in it for the kids. I just got a good laugh out of that. Another thing I got a good laugh out of is the things Donald Trump gets away with because of his authenticity. Donald Trump gets away with things in politics that other people can't because he's not fake like Pelosi is. I'm in politics for the kids. Nobody seriously believes that. But Donald Trump will routinely say completely ridiculous things and things that other people
would be offended by. But because it's Trump, he gets away with it because he means it is kind of how he deals with it. He was talking, he sits down with CBS, does this interview. It's about the shutdown and whatnot. But that's not actually why I wanted to play the little SoundBite. I wanted to play the little sound bite because of the Japan Kama Kazi reference. Trump drops in out of nowhere at all, dag gone. He makes me laugh.
You have helped end these government shutdowns in the past when they came about.
And you did it by very good at it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm not going to do it by extortion. I'm not going to do it by being extorted by the Democrats who have lost their way. There's something wrong with these people.
These humor is a basket case and he has nothing to lose.
He's become I just left Japan. He's become a Kama Kazi pilot.
Sounds like.
What in the world. And by the way, they love the Trump and the new the new PM of Japan. They get a lot their fast friends. They ideologically, they're very very close. She and they get along well. We love Japan. I love Japan personally. They're a close ally, so it's all good. It's not like there's gonna be any problems. But for Trump, it just made sense to drop that reference out of nowhere. I just left Japan, so I think I would know. He's like a kami
kanzi pilot. I can't. It's so funny. We're gonna miss him when he's gone. Maybe you hate his guts. I get that he's such a bombastic personality. I get that. I've been mad at him many times myself. Maybe you love him, think he's the best ever. There's going to be a vacuum of entertainment when Trump leaves of political entertainment. That'll be hard to quantify. For my sons. My sons are sixteen and fifteen, about to be seventeen and fifteen.
I messed up my oldest age a few times. There's sixteen and fifteen, So for their lives, Donald Trump is just that's what politics is. You're gonna wake up one morning and you're gonna check social media and he's gonna have an AI video of him and Net and Yahoo drinking my ties on a beach in Gaza and for them, that's all they've known. That's politics. For them. I have had to try to explain to them that you're not gonna see this again. You've never seen this before. You're
not going to see this again. Enjoy this, boys, because no matter how long you live after this, you're probably never experiencing this again for the rest of your life. Anyway. That's enough of that. That's enough shut down talk. That we do have to talk about something fairly important next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Bunday, about a half hour away from Medal of Honor Monday. We're an hour away from Claye Travis. He's gonna come on.
We're gonna laugh about some things. But that's enough shutdown talk. We're not gonna get the Medal of Honor yet. We're not even gonna talk Halloween and Euros or Clay Travis. No, none of that. Right now, we do actually have to do something fairly important here. Election Day Tomorrow is election day. Now, pause for a second. Maybe you're yelling into the radio, not for me. I'm not in New York City. I'm not in New Jersey. I'm not in Virginia. Not for me.
Do you know where I live? You know, if you listen to the show, obviously you know I live in Texas. Specifically, I'm in the Houston area of Texas. Do you know how many things, hugely important things I have to vote on tomorrow? There are, I believe over twenty last time I looked. We're talking about things like tax banning, disgusting things from the state and local area. There is a quidically important election tomorrow for me. I don't live in Virginia.
I don't live in New Jersey. I don't live in New York City. Election Day for most of us, for relative this doesn't make you bad. For most normal people, it's every two years, it's when Congress is up. But for honestly, the great majority of people, it's every four years. After all, that's when you vote for President Ryan. And then you just pick the right president, and then he'll fix everything. He'll fix the potholes in your area, He'll make sure Sharia law is banned. Surely right, that's how
it works, isn't it one king who kind of controls everything. No, America is a fifty story skyscraper, and of course the top floor matter, the top few floors matter, The thirtieth floor matters too, the seventeenth floor, the first floor, the third floor. There are so many levels and layers of political power in this country. And if you've ever wandered around, if you've ever wandered around, if you've ever wondered, if you've ever looked around and thought to yourself, I don't understand.
This country is not majority on the left. In fact, you could argue that's forty percent of the country, maybe less thirty five. How did they get this much power? How have they come so far to degrade this country in all the various ways it's been degraded, you know how? Because they care about all fifty floors. The communist doesn't sit around waiting to vote every four years. Every local election, he's there, Every primary election, he's there. He's there trying
to destroy at all times. You don't worship politics, and I'm glad you don't. You have other things in your life he doesn't. I'm glad you do. You have friends, family, hobbies, a job. He doesn't. He's been on welfare for thirty years.
The first thing I did was Grandma calling caught out of hard to see her world dollars my just went into my throat.
Mariotto Gona has been a Snap recipients for more than three decades.
She doesn't have anything else going on in her life. She can sit around and be addicted to politics. She knows that her entire life, probably your cell phone bill, rent check, definitely your food, involves bloodsucking the taxpayer. And so every time there's a maybe it's a school board election, maybe it's a little tax here, a prop there. But she's at the polls every single time. She don't have no jazz, not like you do. She's got nothing else. Thirty years on the taxpayer dime. We have got to
match that commitment. Maybe you're in Virginia. We have a lot of people who listen in Virginia, actually in New Jersey. It's not enough to just vote tomorrow. Bring somebody, one person, bring five. If you can't. What's stopping you right now? Let me ask you if you have elections. For instance, I told you I have elections tomorrow. Do you know what I am doing? As soon as the show is done,
I am going to pull out my phone. I am on this group text for my neighborhood, all my neighbors, and they're all going to get it right between the eyes. There is a critically important election tomorrow. Please show up and vote. Don't skip it. That's all I'm asking. That's all I'm asking. If you have to go a step further, maybe offer somebody to ride. Offer somebody to ride. These elections are so important for the country and so important for how your community is shaped around you. The evil
people are not tired of politics. I know you get burnt out with politics. I get burnt out with politics, believe it, believe it or not. I get burned out with politics. Oftentimes when the weekend comes, I won't talk about politics again until Monday when I sit down with you. I have other things I care about in life. I know we get burnt out, and that's fine, But on election day we have got to show up. We have got to show up and think about this. Think about
it this way. If you need one more bit of information or encouragement, and then I swear I'll move off it and I'll leave you alone. Think about it this way. What do we ultimately need We've talked about it before to save the United States of America. What do we have to have happen. We have to have a Democrat Party that is reformed. We cannot have it be the Communist Party of America because we can't. Even though we outnumber them, we just can't exist like that with half
the country trying to burn the country down. We can't. We have to get a Democrat Party that is not insane anymore. We have to have that. What kind of a message would it send to the Democrat Party if they woke up Wednesday morning and they got a beating at the polls. I'm not talking about New York City. Look, we can hope for the best, but what if we want even one of the two races in Virginia or New Jersey? What would that mean? Let me tell you
one thing. It would definitely mean. If the Democrats wake up on Wednesday morning and they no longer have the governor's mansion in New Jersey, there are going to be some talks because they should win. That, they know they should win. That if they wake up and they've lost in their minds, possibly New Jersey, there might be a chance. Not saying it's going to happen, but there might be a chance someone looks around and says, hey, guys, it's time for a little sanity check here as a party.
That's the chance we have. Look Virginia, Virginia. They were so nervous about it, they wield old Obama out.
And Abigail doesn't just believe in working with everybody. She also believes and this is really important in listening to everybody, whether they voted for or not, because she knows that if we want to make progress on the things that we care about, we have to be able to disagree without calling each other nasty names or demonizing each other.
And I know, I know what you're screaming at the radio that Obama was the one who demonized everybody, that Obama was the one who brought us, in large part, to this toxic place where the Democrat Party is certifiably insane. But set that aside. Obama's always been like that, always been very good at giving speeches sounding reasonable, sounding moderate, while actually governing like the communist he is. Set that aside. You only make that phone call to bring Barack Obama
down to Virginia if you're nervous. That's going to be a turnout election too, and in your area, in my area. Told you last time we had a local election, it was actually on a Saturday, not a Tuesday. On a Saturday. I showed up and there was not only no line, there was no one else there. I asked the people work in the polls, been busy today? They laughed in my freaking face. No one shows up. Check and see
if you have an election tomorrow. Do some research. Ten minutes on your phone, do some research and show up. All right, right, I'm moving off it. We'll get to some other things. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Monday, only ten minutes away from Metal of Honor Monday, where we honor a hero. We have Clay Travis coming up next hour. All kinds of things still to get to on the show. I still can't. I've got to stop playing this, Chris. My blood pressure is rising.
I gotta first thing I did was Gramcolony Cat out of a nineheard to see your world dollars. My just went into my throat.
Magotto Gon has been a snap recipients for more than three decades.
Even with these over three decades, gosh, where are we anyway? Let's do some emails Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can email this show you love, your hate, your death threats, whatever you would like. Haye Bronco. It seems like only a few short years ago the trannies were at the top of the Oppression Olympics leader board. I wonder if the legal aliens have now supplanted. That means replaced. I know what it means, the tranities that are the
most oppressed group according to the communists. I'd love to hear your perspective as a queer black woman. His name is Dan, Well, there's you know how I've told you before, many many times before, to treat all politicians like rental cars. Use them to get where you're going, and then dump them the second you're done with them. Don't be a pomp pom waiver, don't become a fan. Treat them like rental cars. Why do I say that that's how they are all going to treat you. It's a very transactional
thing politics. It's transactional. You're giving them power, right, you're giving them power. The danger in becoming a fan of any politician is you can fool yourself into believing that political party, or that kind ngressmen or whoever that person actually genuinely cares about you and will do what is best for you. And Communists are uniquely susceptible to getting fooled into this because they separate themselves into these herds.
There's such herd animals. They can convince themselves that the Democrat politician or Democrat political party, that that party is really in it for them. They care about us. But man alive, would that be a mistake? You want to talk about transactional the tranees? Do you know why you don't hear Democrats that often loudly talking about all the tranees?
Now?
Why they're moving away from it? Do you know why? Because the culture woke up and realized this stuff is disgusting, it's insane. There have been a lot of Tranny school shooters, which makes the whole tranny brigade look even weirder and scarier to other people. As the tranny brand has gone down, the Democrats have looked at that particular grievance group and said to themselves, oh, there's not enough of them. Why are we risking political capital now for a tiny, tiny
group of people who's on the outs? And now what we're going to have are a bunch of very angry trannies. And we do have a bunch of very angry Trannees looking around, mutilated, mentally destroyed, with no representation whatsoever. And I'll give you another little word of warning. This one's going to come out of left field. But it's something I've said before. You know who else this is going
to happen to. Won't be tomorrow, but it's going to happen the Black community in America for a very very very long time, ever since Lyndon Johnson bought them off with votes, the Black community or bought them off with benefits. The Black community in America, not everyone by any means, but in large part the percentages are crazy, has been the most reliable Democrat vote in the country. That has
been the case for a very very long time. That has led to guys like this Ellie Mistol, going on the news and just openly saying things.
Like most of our constitution, even the amendments, have been written and ratified exclusively by white rich landholding men. Right there's not a single state that had a majority legislature of women that has ratified a single amendment in the current constitution. Right, So, starting from the beginning and pulling that threat all the way through. Now, this is a white man's document, and I got it.
Ninety five percent Democrat, I got it. You know, the Democrat Party. You know they're going to lead the black community behind, and the black community is going to be very angry about it, and it's going to take a long time for them to cope with it. You're already seeing black men move over to the right. Older black women are the most reliable Democrats in the Country's You're never going to get any movement there ever, but you're already starting to see their percentages go down. Why well,
they never they never cared about black people. It was always just a tool for power. Remember where they put all the illegals they brought in twenty million is the estimate under Joe Biden, twenty million in four years. Where'd they put them? They brought them right to New York City, they brought them right to Chicago. And where did they put them? They moved them right into the black neighborhoods, so much so that politicians in some of those cities
were getting screamed at by the black residents. What do you do? Remember all this stuff?
Man, bred and Jonathan, you took it off to upholdstution.
Oh, when you took an OAF was only intended to fight for the tenth and fourteenth amendments regarding illegal aliens.
Who that's fighting for some of legal aliens who haven't put a dime in this country.
That's followed on you. We don't run illegals in our community.
We don't run migrants terrorize our old people, and the have y'all sit up here and say we have to accept seventy million dollars being given to them when you got black people who are already struggling and need help, it is a disgrace.
Democrats have found a more reliable constituency. The black community is going to be pushed aside. In fact, it already has been. The realization hasn't come yet. They're going to be pushed aside and left behind by the Democrat Party because it was never about genuine love and care. These people don't care about anybody. It was always about power. It was always transactional. They brought in twenty million illegals and put them all in black neighborhoods because illegals are
a cheaper date, an easier date, the black community. They want to go to a nice place like Red Lobster for illegals, Taco bell Works. Wow, how about that for being on the nose Chris, what it is as.
Heavy as tin boxes that you.
Might be moving.
That's why you wouldn't understand