Paid Communist Protests

The Department of Justice, the street communist, the protesters, why do they all look the same. Someone is mad about Trump for traveling to make these deals because it's costing too much money. And people want to know is it feminine to run if it's raining on the way to your are? Oh? That and so much more coming up tonight on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's begin right here because I want to break something down. The census stuff is getting louder and louder and louder.

This story is not going away. And I am a little bit worried that people are getting a little too excited. You should be excited, but not too excited. So let me explain. Yesterday, it was yesterday Trump came out and he said, we're gonna do a new census, and we're not counting illegals this time. All right, You remember that we're gonna do a new census. We're not counting illegals,

all right, all right? So what has happened after Trump made that statement is a bunch of people who don't know any better start sharing information that's not true, and then that snowballs, and now a bunch of people believe information that is not true. There are a bunch of people out there saying things like, Wow, we're going to dominate the mid terms. Now, no, no, allow me to explain. Sorry, gotta be Daddy Jesse to open up the show on Friday.

What Trump did is very very good. But all he did, all this is going to be is Trump getting the ball rolling early. And here's what I mean. In the last census, they counted illegals. Why does that matter. Let's make sure we're clear on this. Each state gets a certain number of congressional districts that's the United States House of Representatives, of course, and you get the number of

districts you get based on your state's population. So a state like Wyoming, they're going to have one a state what Montana, for most of my life only had one. I actually think they have two now, but Montana for most of my life only had one. It's based on your population. That's how many congressional districts you get. So why did the Communists work so hard to ensure that illegals are included in the census? Because Blue states have

more illegals in them. Think California. California, because they counted illegals, has an overinflated number of congressional seats, thus giving Democrats more seats in the House of Representatives than they actually should have because they counted illegals. You got that. I'm just trying to break that down as simply as humanly possible. I know that that is an outrage and it's unjust and it's unfair, and it's all this other stuff, But I need you to hear me on this point. The

courts wrongly have decided that that is okay and it's constitutional. Nope, you have to count everybody. Someone's visiting, count them, someone's on a visa, count them, If someone's here illegal, account them. Sorry, the Constitution says you have to count them all. That is what the courts have ruled. They're incorrect, but that's what they have ruled as of right now. That's the ruling Trump. It was not time for a census yet. I think that was another four or five years away.

You know, there's they come at an appointed amount of time. Trump comes out and says, we're doing another one. We're doing another one right now. We're not waiting for the appointed time, and you're not counting illegals this time. Here's what is going to happen from here, Because the courts have established that illegals must be counted. This executive order is going to be challenged in court. Even if it wasn't challenged court. It takes a long time to do

a census. You have to send out mailers, you have to do all kinds of things here, But it is going to be challenged in court. What this does is it allows us to have the court fights now before we get to the official census. Meaning when we got to the official census, if we tried to not count illegals, then we would have to do the official court fights then and get a final ruling. Then what this does is it allows us to get those court fights done now and see how it shakes out for us. I

would be willing to bet. I don't know this for sure, I would be willing to bet this is going to go all the way up to the Supreme Court and they're going to have to make a final ruling. Do you count illegals? Do you not count illegals? What this is not going to do. What it is not going to do is going to change the midterms. This will not be completed. None of this stuff will be done

by the time we have mid term elections. This very likely will not change the twenty twenty eight election, the presidency, all the other stuff. But I'm really not trying to pour cold water all over it. It's no. I'm not, Chris, No, I'm not. It's good. It's good. I'm glad he did it. I'm glad we can get the court stuff done. Now, let's get a ruling done now. What we started, what we started is a workout plan. It's good that we started. It's good that you got up, you put your shoes on,

you went to the gym. It's good. It's all good. You are not going to wake up tomorrow and be skinny. It's going to take time. What happened was we started early, we started. Now now we move on and get the court fights done. That it's not a hard talk from Dad, Chris. Don't put it that way. Don't put it that well. See, here's what happens in this in the social media world in which we live. Many people, not everybody, but many

people are on social media. You're on Facebook, you're you're on Twitter, you're on Instagram or any of the other things. What happens is information that is not accurate has always traveled, just travels, you know, like Mark Twain said, a lie can get halfway around the world before the truth is gets done putting on its shoes in the morning. Well, that has increased exponentially in the social media era. And

I don't dog on the social media era. It's been incredibly valuable to take control out of the hands of the communists, take the censorship out of the hands of the communists. Overall. I think it's a net good, I really genuinely do. But the bad news is, one guy, what if I came on here and said, right now, you know what forget about came out here. What if I got online. I'm on Twitter. What if I got online and said, this sense of stuff is amazing, We're

gonna win a lot more seats in the midterms. Now if I said that, If I said that, that information would get spread far and wide. Within an hour or two, just off of a social media post, there would probably be fifty thousand, one hundred thousand, depending on who shares it, maybe five hundred thousand people that would read what I just said, and it was a total eye and not accurate at all. Bad information spreads quickly. This is part of the reason why I've told you I don't do

mass shooting, radio, plane crash radio, natural disaster radio. Me. Chris Corey, We're following along the same way you're following along. But so much bad information comes out on social media while these things are ongoing, or immediately after they're done. Somebody will spread one thing it was it was a cheehadi Muslim, and of course that's gonna spread like wildfire on the right. And it turns out four hours later it comes out that it wasn't it was a black dude.

It was a white dude. He went to church, He was a disgruntled employee, He was a bad Information spreads quickly, people consume it, people share it because people don't vet things. It's human nature. Oh that's crazy, let me share that. So sometimes I have to be Dad Jesse and break the bad news to people. Now that it's not bad news. It is not. It is good news. It's just we're not gonna wake up tomorrow skinny. Five years from now

we might be skinny. We got the ball rolling now, Okay, right, someone wants to know why why do all these street communists look alike? But what is it? And he's not wrong? Why do they all look alike? There's a couple of reasons they all look alike. We'll talk about it. Next is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We are having a good time. That questions are so good. It's just going to be such a fun show. So how I want to get

to this one? Ay, Jesse? Why do street communists, protesters and rioters all look the same across America? In Europe, whether they're protesting Saint George Floyd Ice raids pro Palestine, they dress the same, chant the same, use the same slogans and talking points. Okay, why are they all the same. First, let's discuss human nature. Human beings have a draw. They are drawn to the things other human beings are doing. Have you ever have you ever seen a trend of

some kind that you didn't fully understand. I'll tell you one recently. I still don't understand it, but it's proof of what I'm about to talk about. Have you heard about the Stanley Cup? The Stanley Cup. I'm not talking about the hockey one apparently, Gosh, Chris, you moron. I'm talking about there is just a cup, like an insulated mug for hot or cold drinks. And I guess there's a company named Stanley that makes one. Okay, you can

walk in any sporting goods store, any grocery store. There are a million different kinds of Stanley cups, essentially insulated cups. Nothing special about it. But this Stanley cup thing, again, nothing special about it. I'm sure it's a fine cup. It turned so popular. This is a little while ago. I would say about a year ago that they were

sold out at virtually every location. People were waiting in line, people were putting in orders for a cup that was no different than any other insulated cup you could buy anywhere at Cabela's or Walmart or any other place you have in shop. Why who would wait int? Why there's no difference in that cup versus another cup. Other people

are doing it. Restaurants, I've told you this before. When they open or if sales are struggling, they will pay people, pay people to fill up their restaurant and stand in line out front. Why because you drive by and I drive by, Oh, that place must be good? Like how many people were waiting? If everyone else is doing it, there's got they have to know something. Humans are drawn to crowds, to whatever other people were doing. The Communist

has always known this about human nature. Therefore, one of the main reasons so many of these protesters in Europe in America look alike is they're all the same people in Europe, in America and everywhere else. You don't understand this because you're a normal person and not a sick, deranged, demonic communist. Communists have a professional rioting network. It is a job. They will organize it on social media. Now it's previously been done by newsletters and mail. Now it's

mostly done by social media. There are professional riot groups with paid members who will organize a riot or a protest, and they'll even hand out money, food goods to people who show up and riot and protests with them. Remember that little bit of audio we played. I think this one was from Florida, I don't remember where it was. Someone stuck a mic in the protester's face. Hey, Bud, why are you here? Yeah? I get you get paid to be out here. Yeah, amazing. So you are gay

with Yeah? Absolutely, I'm gonna pay this. The communist protests you see in the streets are not real. They know there is power in creating the image of a crowd, the image Hey, a large group of people. They're marching downtown Minneapolis to protest to death of Saint George Floyd. Well, if so many people are doing it, maybe I should get down on that. I'm a little bored. Clearly they're

onto something. The communist understands if he can pay for and organize twenty people to come out to the town square, that he might just might be able to turn that into one hundred, two hundred three hundred. It was all funded, it was all organized, and it has always been this way. This is not a new phenomenon. The right is just finally waking up to this phenomenon that these people are professionals.

They do this for a living. And so the same person who's protesting Ice at Alligator Alcatraz down in Florida, that same purple haired freak is now in a car heading out to California to a chant for Palestine. And then after they're done with that, they're going to drive to New York City and talk about gay people and be at a protest there, and after that they're going They're one group of people. It's one group. Now I'm oversimplifying that there are multiple paid riot groups, but they

are paid. Say it works the exact same way in Europe, the exact same way. Why do they all look the same. It's the same people. There's no difference in it. A big reason they all look the same is there the exact same people. Don't ever think the riot you see on television is organic. Did you notice Ice never left Los Angeles? But the protesters did remember those LA riots. They even had to call in the Marines. Why did

those go away? They miraculously went away about twenty four hours after they announced they're going to investigate the funding source for the rioters. Just like that, they're all gone down. It is that Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday and asked doctor Jesse Friday, and remember we're live here on a Friday night. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So finishing up, Why do

all these communists and street protesters look the same? First, as I just said, they're all they are the same, they're the same people. They're paid for organized, they travel all over rioting like the animals they are. The second reason, though, is this I've heard it described as the great flattening. It's a great way to put it. Remember that communism, Marxism in any form, it's always about tearing down so everybody can be equal. It's never about building up. That's

how they sell it. But tear everything down. So if somebody has a house and you don't have a house, maybe you can't afford it, maybe I don't know, whatever. Look, the solution is never really to give you a house, it's just tear his down. Then you're both the same, the exact same thing. When it comes to beauty in looks, why do they all look the same. Why is it a bunch of fat, ugly lesbians at all these things? Why why are they all look the same? And the

dudes too, Why do all the dudes? Why is it all the effeminate looking dude who looks like a stick with the bugged out glasses? What? Why do they all look the same because they're trying to look the same. That, as I've explained before, is why you sent your beautiful eighteen year old daughter off to college. And she came

home looking like a purple haired land whale. All of her friends look like that, And so she packed on the pounds and shaved half of her head and got some unsightly tattoo on her neck because she wanted to ugly herself up like all of her friends are. And she was taught that was the good, virtuous thing to do. I've told you before. Jen Gallardi has a great talk

about this. For Gallardi, she's a writer, former comedy and total dying, you know, the total dyme, And she talks about how guilty she always felt when she was a Communist for being hot. Her friends would make her feel guilty. She felt like crap about the whole thing. I'm attractive, you're not. I better, ugly myself up. I need to do this, the great flattening. There are no peaks. There are no peaks. You can't achieve. It's not just beauty either, achievement,

success of any kind. You get a family, they'll try to tear it down. You get a promotion at work, they'll try to tear it down. You get a better car, they'll try to tear it down. Because if everyone can have it, no one can have it. A bunch of bitter, jealous, miserable freaks, the religion of the malcontent. They all look the same because they're trying to look the same. Jesse. Is it feminine to run to your run in the rain to your car? I heard somewhere that men should

never run through the rain to get where they're going. However, I find myself doing a light jog to my car or the store if it's pouring outside. Your opinion is highly regarded, Buddy, it's feminine. I'm sorry, it just happened to me. Two nights ago. What night was it rain? It wasn't last night, Chris was it was two nights ago? It was two yes, two nights ago. So Wednesday, Wednesday got done with the show. It's dark, right. The show ends at night. Get done with the show, head out

to the parking lot. Parking lot was full that day, so I had to park a ways away. And I don't think there were more than two or three people in the parking lot, A couple of people milling around, a couple of cars. I had forgot my umbrella, didn't have a rain jacket, didn't have anything, and my car is over there. I had to walk, and believe me, look, I picked up the pace. I was getting wet. I picked up the pace. It's not like I sauntered. But what if one of them saw me running. If they

saw me running, they might think that I'm feminine. They might think that I'm too weak to take a couple of rain drops. I what, Chris, what? No? I forgot my samurai sword umbrella that day in the car. Abb is super upset. Not a samurai sword umbrella is not feminine, Chris. Although abb is really upset because it did come with the strap thing where you can put it over your shoulder.

And I walked into a restaurant with ab the other night and I had it put over my shoulder like that, and she tried to walk ahead of me and act like we weren't together. But I caught up. Her legs were too short, she could not run me, and I made sure everybody knew that we were together anyway. Yes, it's feminine to run in the rain. Raincoats are not Ain't even an umbrella is okay, there's nothing feminine. Get a Samurai sword and you'll be fine. You can't run

in the rain if you're a dude. Otherwise everyone thinks you're weak. Jesse, I'm a Trump fan and a voter, and Trump is all for modern technology. So why does he have to travel to all these countries to talk tariffs when virtual would be more cost efficient and a lot safer. For President Trump, he's spending our money every time the wheels leave the tarmac and touch down. Aren't we trying to cut costs? Okay? For one, you are always allowed to question a politician of either party about

their spending because they're spending your money. Not just politician, actually any government employee, as long as they are in your jurisdiction. Any government employee spending money, you are allowed to question it. You are allowed to complain because they stole that money from you. So this is not me in any way talking down to you of why does Trump have to fly on Air Force one? Why does he have to always take these trips? It's expensive, it's

your money. You have every right to complain. Now that we got that out of the way. Virtual, I understand it as a virtual world now. Video calls and zoom meetings and FaceTime. I get that. I totally get that. I face timed with ov the other night when I was in Boston and she was back home. I get that. I know that I do zoom meetings for work. The suits want to meet about this, and it's not like

I don't do these things. There is no substitute, no substitute for being physically with other people, shaking a hand, sitting there. It is not the same. If you have something in important in your life, important, maybe it's a personal importance, go physically meet somebody, Go have red lobster together. If it's business, don't roll your eyes, Chris. If it's business, I'm not saying don't ever take a zoom meeting or

something like that, because I did. You're trying to get a deal closed, You're trying to get something important done. Go sit This modern technology world has convinced people that the phone screen or the computer screen is the same. It is not, and it is valuable, and it is nice to be able to take a work call for fifteen minutes while you're sitting in your jammis. I understand that I've done it right, although I don't have jammis, but I've been in my underwear with a shirt on.

What Chris, I can be honest sometimes I don't put on pants when I have to take those work calls at the house and Ob gets mad, what if you drop your phone? And I'm all, well, you know, he's so lucky. Anyway, I know I've done it physically. Meet people. If you're the president of the United States of America trying to do billion dollar, multi billion dollar deals with this company or that nation or something, get on a plane,

fly over there and make it happen. The cost of that, if you're doing a good deal for America, the cost of that is pennies on the dollar. If iHeart wanted to re sign me to extend me to some more years here, I could do all this virtually. I'm going to get on a plane and I'm gonna fly to New York City. I am going to go up there and shake someone's hand and have them take me out to Red Lobster, and we're going to enjoy ourselves. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and

ask doctor Jesse Friday. There are still so many incredible, incredible questions to go. Someone wants to talk about creating a global movement for freedom commies who hate listen to the show. We'll get to all that in a minute. Let me get to a couple other of these. Dear Jesse, can you please give me some words of encouragement to get on a plane. I was never afraid to fly until you started talking about DEI hires and pilots who

got the COVID jibbity jab. My friend in Ohio invited me to fly from California to see her, and I really want to go, but I'm scared to fly these days. It's from Karen, Karen, get on the plane. You're gonna die someday. Anyway. You might as well live your life. You cannot hide in your home. Yes, what they did with air traffic controllers is bad. Yes, the DEI push for airline pilots is really bad. There's no question about that.

I'm not denying that at all. Go get on the plane, go die with some scars, live a life of adventure, go live without regrets. Go see your freaking friend in Ohio, and while you're back there, get a meatball sub. Telling you right now, OK, I know Californians can eat. I know they actually have really decent Mexican food. It's not tex mex but it's really decent Mexican food. Yeah it is, Chris.

Have you even been to California? You just instinctively is telling them, yes, you have where they have a synagogue out there. What Chris, But you went to San Diego. That's a great city. We need to go back to. We need to go. We need to go to San Diego. Yeah, you said, nice weather. I'm really shocked that you went there, given the prices. Anyway, get on a plane and go back to Ohio and get some meatball subs. All right, to your showgun Oracle. Every morning I travelwa ay two

miles stretch of road that perplexes me. There's a stop light where two major interstates intersect. Two miles down the road is another stop light that's impossible to time. And in between the road merges from two lanes to one. This two mile stretches like Daytona. Every morning, lots of accidents. People are cutting each other off, flipping each other off. I see the occasional fistfight, all to claim pole position at a red light. I see the same people doing

this every day. What am I seeing? Is it plain stupidity. I can't be the only one who realizes the second red light can't be beaten. Let me explain, this isn't about traffic. This is about life, and it's about all of us. There exist in any society, any state, any county, any city, at any point in history, there exists a certain small percentage of the population that are complete morons.

And you don't fully realize, and I don't fully realize how much of your life is worse in a million different ways, specifically de cater to the morons in your life. You drive around them. And it's not every driver. Everyone thinks their area the drivers are uniquely bad. I'm here to tell you something. I have lived all over the country, Citi's country, the rural, you name it, I've lived it

all from the burbs that I've lived it. All the drivers are the same everywhere, because everywhere you go, ten percent of the population are really really stupid. They're stupid and they're selfish, and they're horrible people, and they drive in that way and they ruin traffic for everyone else. Air travel, you know why air travels. Air travel is so miserable. On top of everything else, on top of

the idiots you work at TSA and everything else. Aero travel's terrible because ten percent of the population are stupid and selfish and they're morons, and they screw it up for everybody. That's why you're playing. Had to turn back around because someone had to go vape in the bathroom because he couldn't wait an hour and a half. Stupid, selfish, awful people. Look the medical medical community, do you know a big reason, you know, a big reason why your

healthcare costs a lot of money. It's because stupid, selfish, criminal idiots will sue for every single thing under the sun. That's why you have to fill out one thousand pieces of paper when you go see the doctor. That's why the costs are so high because he has to build in a large amount so he can pay for insurance. Because inevitably, the lady who waddles in behind you is just a scammer, and she's gonna claim that she bumped her knee on the waiting table and now she's debilitated

and she needs five hundred thousand dollars for it. And this applies everywhere in society. And I realized this fact years and years and years ago. It was really the Marine Corps where it dawned on me. And ever since I've exited the Marine Corps, I have done everything I can do in my life to make an effort to separate myself from the bottom ten percent. And by the way, it's not economic. It's not economic, it's poor, it's rich. It is just a portion of society that freaking sucks.

It just does. And that's what you mentioned. A stretch of road. They're racing, they're fighting their everything. I guarantee it's the same ten people every single morning. Everyone else just wants to get to work, They just want to drop the kids off. And you know what, if everybody was acting normally on the road, they would probably let people merge, give them a little wave, no big deal. But it's the bottom feeding scum who hold all of us back in every possible way, and I'm Look, that

was just a few examples. The examples are endless no matter what you do. Look, if you're in school, if you're one of the kids listening right now, maybe you're in school, you know why, you know why things are harder in school because ten percent of your classmates are morons and scumbags. That's why. They're idiots. They're selfish, they have bad parents, they're acting now you listen, they're too stupid, and you have to sit there and suffer because these

kids are morons every single time. That is part of life, and a critical part of your contentment in life is figuring out how to get away from them.