Mid-Term Elections

The Jesse Kelly Show. But oh boy, Sometimes speaking of knowing what you're dealing with and understanding what you're dealing with, maybe the tranny thing is the thing that will drive this home to normis or people and maybe this is you people who haven't fully accepted where democrats have gone in this country and fully accepted that that when you're talking to a Democrat now you have to approach it as if the person is insane. And we've talked many

times about the reason they're insane. We'll talk about it again. But they believe a lot of things that just simply aren't real, and when you talk to them, you have to keep that in mind. I know, they look like you, they have two hands, two eyes, two feet, maybe they're even related to you. And so it's human nature to see someone that looks like you and think that you're dealing with someone at least as propaganda efforts in this

country that they're not really human anymore. If you think that's too far, I'm going to play for you in exchange between Missouri Senator Josh Holly and a doctor. You ready, the.

to the Latest Disney movie. If you go to Harvard, then you may think that you're highly highly informed, but in fact you are the dumbest person in the history of the world. Look, we play clips from the View on the show, and maybe you think that's dumb. Why does it matter. I don't watch the View. I know you don't, But middle aged women do watch the View

and they do believe what these women say. And so when you talk to this bug eyed, commie freak woman who's yelling at Ice and telling them to shoot her in the face, and you're looking at her and you're trying to understand why that person acts and talks the way they act. She watches this during the day.

She used to be married.

every day. If you were to take a man or a woman and that person drank hard alcohol eight hours a day, starting to breakfast eight hours a day, hard alcohol, what would happen to that person's insides. They'd be liquefied, They'd be destroyed. Right, you can't do that. Input S equal outputs. How long would it take before you would see it in that person's face, their skin, their eyes.

If you were to take a person man or woman and they got hooked on pornography all day, every day, pornography, that's something people struggle with, a very understandable thing to struggle with, not certainly not judging that would eventually manifest itself in ugly ways in their lives. That's no different than watching NBC News every night. That's no different than watching the View every day.

too young. It's not in Chris. You don't eat Tony's pizza. You never ate it. Okay, So let me explain something. Tony's pizza. I'm a Totino's Pizza man, don't get me wrong. But Tony's pizza used to have the pepperonis that would form the little cup when you threw it in the Why are you making that face? Why are you being like, no, it's not in that, Corey, The little cup Pepperonis? Thank you, Corey, You're so stupid. I think they were all beef so

you could eaten it. They were. They make this little cup and you'd pull it out and the crust was like this pastry crust, and the pepperoni would be this little cup of pepperoni. Grease. You remember exactly what I'm talking about, right, Cory, amazing, absolutely amazing. No, they don't make it anymore, probably bought by China or something. It's probably run by foreigners. I'm just gonna blame everything on foreigners from now, and it's probably run by foreigners. Now

they have flat pepperonis. The crust isn't nearly as pastry like as it used to be. It drives me. Everything's worse now. I sound like my dad. Everything in the world is worse now. That reminds me. I saw an amazing recipe today. I forget exactly where I saw it. But the guy he made pepperoni pizza popcorn. So get this. He took a button. Listen, Chris. He took a bunch of pepperonis. He threw them in a frying pan with me the raw pepperonis. Obviously, that's gonna produce pepperoni grease.

He Once the pepperonis are done and chrisped up, he scooped it out of the pan, put the pepperonis on paper towers something. Then he took popcorn kernels, the kernels, right, popcorn kernels, dumped them in the pan with the pepperoni grease, and the colonels sat there and popped up in the pepper cooked in the pepperoni grease, and then afterwards he took I think it was parmesan, dropped it on there and then took the pepperonis and dropped it on there.

I'm dying to try it. I feel like Obb's not going to be down for that, per se, so I'm gonna have to go a different route. Probably gonna have to try that on my own, which might get bad. I'll make the kids do it. That's it. I'll make the kids do it, or I'll threaten them. Anyway, we'll be back. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday. So I got myself a little bit hungry. By the way, you can email the show love hey, death threats, asked doctor Jesse Friday's coming Jesse at Jesse

kellyshow dot Com. I got myself a little bit hungry at the end of last segment, and I'm being mocked by Chris and Corey for something, and I'm just gonna throw it over to you. All right, here's what I'm being mocked for. Tonight after the show, we are all going out to dinner families are invited to. We're all going out to dinner. Corey's wife is pregnant. Got a bun in the oven because I'm a nice person. We

were talking about where we wanted to go. Do we want to go tacos or hot dogs or something, you know, red lobster, if we want something nice. Chris pushed back on that. I guess there are religious problems, but either way, I said, maybe the pregnant ladies should choose. I remember what my wife was like when she was pregnant. I'm making midnight runs to Dairy Queen for soft serve ice cream. I know what it's like. They want what they want, and I'm okay with whatever. I'm okay. So I ask Corey,

ask the missus what she's in the mood for. Corey says okay, and then I don't hear anything. Fifteen minutes goes by, twenty minutes goes by, nothing like it's unimportant, to the point where I have to go check in. Corey and Criz are doing nerdy producer stuff. I don't know, it's probably not important, And I say, what's going on for dinner? What did she decide? Oh? Uh? I don't really know, and he pulls out his phone again, like

it's the least important thing in the world. And then Corey says to me, you just want to know because you want to look at the menu ahead of time and think about what you're going to order. Yeah, yes, Why does everyone make fun of me for this? Bob relentlessly makes fun of me for this? When I ask her if we have a date night plan, so we're going to go out to dinner, and I start telling her, Hey, I think i'd like to try this, or are you

in the mood for this? And it'll be usually during or right after breakfast, and she'll say something in the most condescending tone too, I don't know, babe, we just ate breakfast. I think it can wait. What, Chris, it's not because I don't have any other hobbies, haven't Haven't you learned? Hasn't everybody learned by this point in time that it's the anticipation of something that makes the something

that much better? In every way, it's the anticipation of something I don't want to And she'll say things like, well, why don't we figure it out when we get there? They have menus, That's what she tells me every time, and she thinks it's so clever. I don't want to figure it out. When I get there, I want to spend time on my phone looking at the menu. And not only am I going to look at the menu, I'm going to look up pictures of the menu items I'm curious about, because what, Chris, Am I into model

trains at all? I like modle trains, yes, and there was a period of time in my life when I did enjoy model trains, but they always got stuck when you try to put little toy guys in front of them and run them over. So I decided the model trains were not for me. But yes, it's I don't know what that has to do with anything. Anyway, I want to look up pictures if I like this. We're going tonight. They have nachos. Well, it's easy to say you have nachos, and I can read the ingredient ingredients

on the nachos. Are you doing the normal restaurant thing where you're mailing it in. Are you just chucking a pile of chips in the center of the table and then throwing a bunch of garbage on it and calling that nachos or is there actual TLC involved in the nachos? What's the chip to cheese to meet ratio? Wings? They have wings? I told you we're keeping it classy around here. How saucy are the wings? Are they? That's what I said? Seeing now Chris is looking them up. Now you know

what I'm talking about. That's a good sauce ratio. Right. I can't look at the menu and find that out. I can't just walk in and wing it. What Chrissy, you see what I did? Anyway, I can't walk in and wing it on the wings. I need to anticipate. I want the next couple hours. Yeah, I'm gonna do some radio. Of course, I want to think about it during the break, you know what. Not only since we decided where we're going. Not only have I looked at it,

I've looked at it three times, three commercial breaks. I have looked it up and I'm still torn. I don't know. There's a little cheese steak thing on it. Wings, nachos. I've even considered I'll do this before because I have an adventurous spirit. I'll go all appetizers. I'm not scared they call that stop bus and what I think it's tapas or something. I'm not sure it's whatever. I'll go

all appetizer. I'm not afraid to do so. And the waitresses always has to say something to the effect of for your meal, yes for my meal, yes for the meal. How hard is that to understand? You know what? I might go all appetizers tonight. I'm not afraid to, and don't think I'm gonna share with Corey since he had to make snotty remarks. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you if you miss any part of the show,

you can download it on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. One more word on this before we get to the officer's injuries. I was gonna let it go, but I can't let it go. When producer Corey says he's trying to defend himself during the break that I look at the menu ahead of time, and I look at the items, the pictures of the food items ahead of time. On My Life, Chris will back me up on this. On My Life, he says during the break, you don't ever want to let the vibe decide for you, the vibe of the

What does that even mean? What are you from San Francisco. The vibe, What does that mean? How a vibe?

So whatever you believe about twenty twenty, maybe you remember, Maybe you think it's all on the up and up, but an election with the most mail in ballots ever can't possibly be a totally secure election. Now, right after the election, I was very suspicious as you were, but I I'd like to try to wait. I want facts to come in. I don't want to mislead you. I don't want to mislead me. I like to wait, and so I like to wait and watch. I want to see the evidence and I want to see how people react.

You know how I knew Democrats cheated in the twenty twenty election. They immediately ran to the media and called it the most secure election in history. It's not just it's not just that they went to the media and said, well, it was a secure election. We made sure it was secure. It's the most secure election ever. Well, that's when I knew, Oh, they cheated. I just want you to remember they lie about everything all the time.

fifty pounds ran into him. What happens to your insides when a four thousand pound vehicle collides with you at any speed? They liquify. But communists lie about everything at all times, all the time, the vibes. I still can't get over that, and let the vibes do just I'm disgusted more than anything. Hey, Texas warlord, given our success in Venezuela, can't we do the same thing with the war lords in Somalia and get to the root of the problem. Well, no, because the problem in Somalia is Somalians.

You understand that, and this is not unique to Somalia, So I don't want you to think I'm picking on Somalia. There are people from various cultures around the globe who, again, it's not necessarily their fault. I can't even believe I'm

saying this. But if you grow up in a poisonous culture and your parents grew up in a poisonous culture, and their parents grew up in a poisonous culture and their parents grew up in a poisonous culture, well the problem is the people themselves, not that this individual from Somalia can't be a great person, and can't break out of that. And you know, give them to give their lives to Christ. Eat it, Chris, and things like that. It's not that that coul that can happen. But as

a group, the problem in Somalia. You could go right now, you could go snap your fingers or send in Delta force, and you could locate and execute every single demonic warlord in Somalia who kills people and rapes people and does all the terrible things, and all you have to do. Check your watch. In a week, there'll be just as many warlords rising through the ranks in Somalia because in

certain cultures. Remember what BK told us last night, and I've told you about this about Somalians, but remember what BK told us. It was last night, right Chris. Last night b K was talking to us about how he had a professor from Russia and how she was explaining to them that theft graft is what he called it, that was part of the culture. And that's just what you did. If you got a parking ticket, you didn't go fight it in court. You had to go find

the appropriate person to pay off. That's how the culture works. I've told you this before. The Soviet Union, because the shelves are empty. Communism destroys everything. The people there needed things. So if it's your apartment, it's you and your family and your apartment. It's freezing cold in Russia in the winter time, right, You your heater breaks. You have to get your heater fixed. Now what do you do, Well, you call the building manager. Okay, he's never going to

show up. Yes, you bribe him in some way. You don't have to be a crook at heart. That's how you get your eater fixed. If you're a mother, this happened. This was the norm. By the way, it's not that this happened. This was the norm. If it's time for back to school shopping, you know what you do. They had large, gigantic underground black markets. That's where little Vlad had to go get his pencils and his backpacks and his notebooks. And guess who ran the black market, The

Russian mafia, Russian criminals. Now you can criticize that young mother all you want, but that's the culture. Otherwise Vlad isn't getting pencils, he's not getting note books. That's the culture. I've told you before, the story the Christians brought it up. I've told you before the story. I bribed a cop in Mexico. We got there. We were in the Marine Corps. We went down to Tijuana. We were not allowed to pee in Tijuana. Young Marines listing, do not go down

to Tijuana. It's different now, but we went down to Tijuana. Of course soon as they told us we weren't allowed to go. That's the first place we went. We got out. My buddy had to pee. We were in the top floor of a parking garage. We were in a parking lot and he got out, stepped right behind the car, unzipped his trousers and went pee in the parking lot because his teeth were floating. And upcome a couple of

Mexican cops and the handcuffs went on him. Well, I am a law abiding citizen for the most part, but went in Mexico. I reached in my back pocket, pulled out some cash, placed it in their hands. Out come the handcuff keys. The handcuffs went off, and out into Tijuana we went some The problem in Somalia is Somalians romn Haiti is Haitians. We like because we like to look at our fellow man in the best possible light.

We like to think, well, what if we just took this guy away, or what if this guy was removed, That wouldn't change the root of the problem. Cultures are a very very powerful thing, can be very wonderful, can be very poisonous. I have some great news next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. So let's discuss something, shall we. Trump announced today that he's going to create this new division to investigate fraud.

at unacceptable rates. The freeze will remain active until the US can ensure that new immigrants will not extract wealth from the American people. Don't ever tell me that November didn't matter. November mattered a lot, a lot. And this is where people will understandably say, but we're not doing this. In fact, people are already picking apart the list of countries, there's seventy five countries. But people are already saying, well, what about this country? What about that country? What about

h one bs from India? Hear that one? Well, I noticed he didn't say anything about h one b's for India. Do you know why you're angry? Not because you're wrong, You're not wrong. If that's what you're saying. I'm not saying you're wrong, You're right. You're angry because you think Trump is the end. He's our last chance. Trump has to fix everything that's not humanly possible in four years as president, with the limits on the power of the presidency.

Even if Trump did everything right, it's not possible to fix everything in four years. That's a fact. Trump is not the end. He's the beginning. This is step one, not the final step. The ones that come after Trump and will He will always deserve worlds of credit forgetting the movement, rolling the first movement, rolling, for exposing the fraud, for starting the deportations, for doing things like this. He

will always get large amounts of credit for that. And you know what else is true, He'll be the worst one because the ones that come after him will learn, they will learn from mistakes he made. They will learn from moves the enemy made. You know, That's why the ones that come after are better. It's not that they're better man, or stronger man, or things like that. They may be, I don't know, but that's not the reason.

The reason is they look at what the Communists did to the last guy and the ways they torpedoed the last guy, and they make adjustments so the Communists can't do that to them. But then the communists only kept them in some ways, and then the next guy will be better, and then the next guy will be better. I know this doesn't solve all of our problems, but he should be doing that. But why isn't he doing that? But what he should? You're right, I want what you want.

He's just the beginning our movement here, the anti communist movement is, it's in its infancy. Maybe you consider us to be leaders of the anti communist movement, and maybe you and I are in a way, because we're finally developing some teeth, learning how to deal with communists, learning how they think, learning what they want. Maybe we are the leaders. But you know something, I'll tell you something true anti communists who will make us look pathetic. They're

ten years old right now. It's crazy to think about, isn't it. They're children right now, and anti communists who will make them look pathetic. They're not even born yet. This is the beginning of a movement that will outlive you an eye. It will, it will go on and on and on. Remember that when you point out things like this isn't happening, or that's not happening, we're getting stuff we never would have gotten under President's only.

They destroy everything they touch, They wreck it on purpose. We know that's coming, and when that comes, we'll hunker down and try to weather the storm like we did the last time, and try to avoid prison or getting shot and thrown in a ditch somewhere, and we'll try to get to the next guy as much as we possible, as fast as we possibly can. Right now, good things are happening. They are. It's fine to be angry from time to time. You've heard me rant and rad from

time to time. Good things are happening, all right, Somebody, we're gonna get some emails because I haven't gotten too many. Somebody wants to talk about doze for the States. Why don't we have that. Someone's actually angry with the Venezuelan people. Why aren't they doing more?