Limits on Authority

as popular as people think. They're not half the country. They are held up by hostile foreigners. They're held up by government programs run by Democrats, filtered two democrats. Think about just this basic system, speaking of immigration, think about how maddening this is. We've talked a million times about how many billions of dollars were given to NGOs to facilitate the mass importation of foreigners in the administration. So at its most basic form, you went to work today,

the government took twenty five percent of your money. Democrats in the government then took your money handed that money to a non government organization, the non government organization trained and facilitated foreigners to then come into your community. They will then be coddled by Democrats and vote Democrat your entire life. Why did Colorado turn into California? Why is the same thing happening in Utah? Why are they doing it in Ohio? Apparently that race is neck and neck.

Why is this happening because communists understand the mass importation of foreigners helps alleviate the problem that Democrats simply aren't popular. They're not. That's why the mainstream media, all of them knew New York Times, CNN, NBC, you name it. They're all in the tank all the time for Democrats without fail. They know they have to be. If they deviate for even a second, they know, the entire Democrat Party comes apart.

The Democrat Party is held up by foreign barbarians, by government programs, by an education system completely run by communists, and by the American media. And if they didn't have those things, you and I we wouldn't have to worry about Democrats winning elections outside of the bluest parts of the country. If they didn't have those things, you'd see places you think are solidly blue go blood red and Democrats know it. Remember, do you remember the biggest, probably

the biggest Democrat freak out during Trump's presidency. He's been president for a year now. What was maybe their biggest freak out? It's hard to tell because those hysterical theater kids are always freaking out about something and texting each other. You know, it was the Doge stuff. What was Doge? Well, Elon Musk, rich, richest man in the world, obviously an

incredible businessman. Elon Musk got involved in the government, and Elon Musk and his Doege team started bouncing around to different government agencies and they were, you know, they weren't doing very much as far as cutting things. They were essentially just doing audits. And I understand a little bit about how audits work because my wife used to do them. She's an accounting major. I know how they work. It's obviously I'm oversimplified. I don't want to downplay auditing, but

it's fairly simple. Okay, this money went out, where did it go? Where's the receipt for it? Just give me an accounting of it, and if you can provide that accounting, it's a very simple process that if you can't, we might have a problem. Elon Musk starts bouncing around government agencies and none of them are passing audits. The Pentagon hasn't passed an audit in years. Millions, billion, trillions, let's be honest, trillions of dollars flowing through the Pentagon and

they can't account for it. That was what made Democrats freak out the most, and the reason it made them freak out the most is Democrats know they have to have taxpayer money in a roundabout way funding their party or their party disappears. They're not popular. They know they're not popular. They have to find these various fraudulent setups to swindle your money and use it to help them

in elections. And without it it goes away. And look, the Trump administration, Pambondi's DOJ they're not going to take all this apart in three years. Even if Pambondi was what you and I wanted her to be, which she's not. But even if she was, it's not possible to take systems this complicated and this buried and expose them all and take them apart in three more years. It's not. But that goes back to what I was saying in the first hour. We need years more. We need years

and years and years more. Four more years of Trump ain't near enough. We need rabid anti communists in the government for years. And if we do it, we'll take apart things like this. Five years after the twenty twenty election. This is from just the News, Georgia is still ground zero for election integrity problems. Isn't it funny that the three biggest states, well, you know what, I'll go ahead and call it four, trut I could call it five, but I'll call it four. The four biggest states for

election fraud are Arizona, Georgia, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. Huh. Now, I'm kind of new to politics. What do all four of those states have in common? Arizona, Georgia, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. Huh? Those are all the swing states. Those are the states that decide who sits in the Oval office. And I

guess it's just I guess it's purely a coincidence. Those are the states that seem to always have problems with the voter rules, mail in ballots, drop boxes, things like that, boarding up the windows on election night while they count the votes. Ex do some emails. Remember you can email me love your emails, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse, I'll not dive into the Maduro saga, but I'm wondering how we charge him with possessing machine guns though he

seems not to have done so on the US dirt. Okay, I touched on this a little bit yesterday. Ignore the charges when it comes to Maduro, and I don't know whether any of those are going to stick or not stick, but some of them are, frankly, like the machine gun charges a little laughable. He is a foreign dictator from Venezuela. How are we charging him with machine gun? They're a

little laughable. This was all done as a justification to remove a hostile foreign communist dictator who was working with our geopolitical enemies against the interests of the United States of America, namely China and also Russia. Of course Iran's in there as well. They're just less of a threat than anyone else. These charges are an excuse, Okay. I wish it was more in depth than that. I wish that wasn't the case, But the truth is, because of the world we live in now, very rarely can people

be honest, even on our side. Be honest, and I would prefer everybody could just be honest. But I also understand the world in which we live. I also understand my honesty gets me in trouble in social situations a lot. If you don't believe me, just ask my wife. I don't like this polite facade we all have to try to build. Let's be honest. We remove Madurea because he was hostile to our interests. It wasn't because of drugs. It certainly wasn't because of machine guns. It wasn't even

really because of oil. We removed Maduro because he's in our hemisphere, close to our shores, helping our enemies do bad things. We removed him because we were strong enough to remove him, and because he was too weak to stop usiod end of story. And you know what, I understand the Trump administration can't come out and say that I'm not insulting it at all. I'm not criticizing them at all. But I long for an era where we would just stand up and take that or just say that.

I wish, look, they're threatening Mexico in Cuba. I wish we would just stand up. I wish we could just stand up and say Yeah, we're gonna take Cuba back. Why because I want to That's why what Chris. Yeah, Look, that's the thing Chris said. Not even China and Russia do stuff like that. They pretend too. I mean, you can hear Putin's explanations for Ukraine and everything else. It's all, well, you stole this, it was a violation in China. You're not wrong, Chris, You're not wrong.

spotify iTunes. Heg seth America's military is already surpassing last year's recruiting figures. You know, I gotta tell you, I'm shocked. Recruiting in this country fell off when the communists took over and told everyone they should be gay. Wow, that didn't inspire America's patriotic young people to go put on the uniform and risk their lives. But when young people turn on the television set and they see Delta Force fast roping from heroes into mansions, they say to themselves, Okay,

I'd probably be okay with that. It's so much better now than it was. Don't forget to stop and smell the roses. We talk about this a lot. Stop every now and then and smell the roses. Remember the videos, Remember that Chris dig Up that army recruiting video. Remember Remember what the military just was just was we just had to suffer through all these recruiting shortfalls, and they would continue. They were always pretending like they didn't know

what was happening. Well, let me tell you what was happening. If you're a young person, and let's say you're aspirational, maybe you want to get yourself out of a bad situation. Maybe you want to better yourself. Maybe you just want to serve your country. Maybe you want to see what you're made of. Maybe you're all of these things. You know what, you don't want to join you know what, you don't want to join this.

didn't do that. How many studs in that four years of the Biden administration, how many studs did we lose because it enjoined? Because they wouldn't join you you know the answer is some. We'll never have a number. Who knows the number? We know the answer is some. I remember how loud every veteran buddy of mine I served with was that their kids were not allowed to join under the Biden administration. They were just simply not especially after Abbygate. How many studs did we lose? Sucks is

what it is, Jesse. You think the tranny sensation nation having an anger manager. Oh, this guy's talking about the the tranny who vandalized jd Vance's home. Well, again, this comes back to I hate to keep dwelling on it, but it is the anniversary of January sixth. Manpower is finite, time is finite, money is finite. Even as large as the FBI is, they have field offices everywhere. There's only so many people in a field office. There are only

so many hours in the day. The Federal Bureau of Investigation for four years, four years focused on this.

active violence after active violence, after active violence. And while the federal law enforcement arm was hunting, was hunting down me Mas from January sixth, the violent army of trannies, they were arming themselves, and they were getting ready to go kill as many school kids, Charlie Kirks and others as humanly possible. I just brought up the military recruiting and people we missed. Let's not forget how much damage was done in four years by the Biden administration. Damage

that is lasting, damage that killed people. Damage we still feel to this day. They did a lot of harm. Whole lot of harm, all right, Jesse, Oh, this member my saying one hundred percent true. I've learned it in seven years of doing radio. The maddest one is always the dumbest one. If you get somebody who's mad at you, calling you names or telling you they're never going to listen there, or something like that. Almost every single time it is somebody got who got what you said wrong,

completely wrong. They just either didn't hear you right, or they're just stupid or drunk or something like that. The maddest one is always the dumbest one. Listen to this, Jesse. You had me as a devout listener until you questioned Trump's arrest of Maduro. Time to leave your show silent. Nobody said that, you moron. You believe that because you're stupid, because you don't listen. I bet you're angry a lot, and you don't even realize. That's the sad part of

being stupid. You don't even realize you're angry a lot. You didn't even hear things right. If that's what you heard, you're a moron. That is not at all what I said. Stop being stupid. You're making your life harder, all right, our cities, Hang on, It's the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday. You can email us Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Before we get to the cities. We've got a little war here with the HOA here on the staff. Then, let me just tell you when I

first got married is Chris Corey. This is for you, guys, because you're going through this right now. War with HOA can be so much fun when you really now listen, Chris, when you realize the limits on their authority. So we first get married and we move in together. After we get married, we have a little house in Tucson, Arizona. There's this huge grassy common area behind our house. I'm mowing the lawn. It's not a yard big enough for any kind of a riding lawnmower, so it's just a

hand pushed lawnmower, like guys do. I'm out there mowing the lawn. I mowed the lawn. I have one of those mowers that collects the grass clippings in the bag. Well the recycling and trash in this area, they wouldn't pick up the bags of grass clippings. I don't know why, Chris. The whole neighborhood was up in arms about it. Everyone started to freak out, what am I supposed to do with the grass clippings. I'm collecting the grass clippings, but

you won't. Well, is everyone starting to freak out? It was one of those places where if the trash can was a foot away from where it should be, it was a nightmare. Nightmare. So I did what any red blooded American would do. I took my bags of grass clippings and went back to the common area of the grass area and just started dumping my grass clippings back there. I'm dumping the grass in the grass. That's what I did. Now, Ah, people are born. I'm convinced that you're born this way

or not. Bob is a rule follower. She is a rule follower. I would I would stereotype this by saying women probably tend to be more rule followers than men. Men are going to be more rebellious types. And I'm not saying one is better than the other. I think we're made probably to balance each other. But it's very much that way in our marriage. Bob is the rule follower. No, the band said we had to be there twenty minutes ahead of time. I'm not showing up twenty minutes, but

that's what they say. You know, you know what I mean. You know what I mean. So it doesn't take long and we get an email from the HOA saying, hey, that's your grass back there in the common area. Go clean it up. And I said, well, just throw it in the trash. Baby, Well, we can't just throw it in the trash. It's the HOA. They sent us a letter. Nah, throw it away. What are they gonna do? They said another letter? Of course, Hey, you still haven't picked up

the grass. By this point, she's begging me. She's like, pick up the grass or whatever. I said, Now, I'll give him a call. I called him. She's sitting right there freaking out, and they tell me, whoa, you need to pick up your grass. You dumped your grass back there. Well, this is before the age of the ring doorbell. This is twenty years ago, almost twenty years ago. How do they know it's my grass? Okay, it's behind my yard, but anybody could have dumped their grass back there. I said,

it's not my grass. And completely This is the point I want to get through to you, Chris and Corey and every single person listening. The most bottom of the barrel losers in your area. Those are the people who run for HOA. They're people who have they hate their life. They hate their life, they hate their lot of life. They're desperate for just the tiniest taste of power, and they're people that if you challenge them, it will completely come undone. I'm on the phone with a home owned association.

They say it's your grass and I said, no, it'stop that. It's completely froze on the phone. Well we know it's your grass. I said, yeah, how do you know that? Well, it's right behind your lawn. I said, do you have some video of something? By the way, totally my grass? I said, do you have video or any kind of evidence? Do you have a witness? All the neighbors were on my side. Do you have a witness? Do you have

any way to prove that it's my grass? You need to pick up your grass or there will be a fine. And I said no, you don't understand. I'm not picking up anything. If you would like the grass picked up, I suggest you get off your fat butt. That's when ob lost it because I actually said that, I suggest you get off your fat butt and saunter out to the yard and pick up all those grass clippings right yourself. And I told her on the phone. I said, and you can use your teeth if you want. Lady, I

don't care. Go pick up the grass. It ain't my grass, and I ain't picking anything up. Look. It felt like five minutes. It was probably thirty seconds of just dead silence on the other end of the phone, and then click. She just hung up the phone. Never heard from him again. Never underestimate the fun that a good fight with an hoa can be. I'm telling you, Chris, it's like picking on somebody with one arm. You know you can win. What Chris is? What now? Chris said, they have my

money and I can't do anything about it. Think about it this way. This is where you're looking at it wrong. They have your money because you are paying for a service. They are there to provide you with a service. You think that there's some governing body. They're not a governing body. No, go mow the common areas. No you, I'm paying you. You work for me. I don't work for you. Learn to embrace it, Chris, have a good time. Do you want me to get ahold of him? I will, Chris?

it on your show. It is absolutely amazing, he puts in capital letters. This year, I switched my parents over to pure Talk. My dad is a veteran and being so old, laugh out loud. The guy says he isn't the most technological man. And let me tell you, the people at pure talk are the absolute best. They were so patient and so very kind while helping him get set up, and my dad told me it's the best service he's ever had with a cell phoned company. Thank

you for introducing us. Didn't say I could say his name, so I will not. He did say, PS, salad sucks. This is part of what I loved about switching to pure Talk. When I tell you to switch to pure talk, the veteran led company that it's on the same network and it's gonna cost you way less. The only reason people don't do it, maybe the only reason you haven't done it is this, it's gonna be a pain. I

thought the exact same thing. I hate these phones and the technology, the Bluetooth that I can't They just walked you through it, and it made They made it so easy. It's easy. Dial pound two five zero on your phone and say save now, pound two five zero, save now. It's easy. You might even enjoy a customer service experience effective. Immediately, Seattle police will no longer enforce drug crimes and will refer offenders to diversion. I saw a video was yesterday

and it was from not Tokyo, Osaka, Japan. And the video was not about politics, It was not about crime or anything else. I forget what the guy was doing. It was a Japanese food thing. I think he was on a food tour, whatever it was. But the video itself was so striking to me. I rewound it and watched it twice because it was so clean. A gigantic major city and you can see both sides of the road in this video, and you can see the street. There wasn't a cigarette butt, let alone a homeless person

somebody peeing on themselves. There was none of that. Everything was just clean. The few people who were there were polite, kept to themselves or gave a head nod. I only bring this up to again remind you that the state of American cities is a choice. It is a choice Democrats have made. Democrats run these cities, and they have chosen to turn them into smelly, crime ridden drug dens because it helps keep them in political power. It is a disgusting, I would argue, demonic choice made by the

Democrats who run these cities. There are cities all over the world that are clean, wonderful and polite. You and your wife, you and your husband can go out for a walk at midnight and take in some fresh air if you happen to still be awake. All over the world, these cities exist. They don't exist here in America because democrats made a choice. Just wanted to remind you it's not inevitable. It's a choice. All right. We'll make fun of Schumer, talk about the hiccups Ukraine, so much more.

Hang on is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent tune. Say maybe you can download any part of the show you happen to miss. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Dear part time radio host, Merry Christmas, blessings to you. The Christmas Truce in nineteen fourteen of World War One. I've heard a lot of songs about it, but I've never seen anything about it. I'd love to hear you flesh it out, all right, So I'll do this very, very briefly. It's just gonna be a couple of minutes because I don't

want to do a long history thing right now. You know that the trenches of World War One, they were the worst places in the history of the world. I am convinced of that. They were the worst places in the history of the world. And I'm not the only one who said that. Warrior after warrior, guys who are actual studs have said that's the one fight I would

never want to be involved in. You're standing in muck, in blood in your buddy's head, and it endless horror and horror you weren't expecting, certainly at the beginning of the war, because war had never been like that before. So Christmas nineteen fourteen, and obviously this is the early early days of the war. These guides on both sides, France, Germany, Britain, all all these guys, they'd all been killing each other. And you're killing each other closer than you think are you?

Do you watch football? College or pro football? Have you ever been to a football game in person? Whatever? High school, college, pro, doesn't matter what it is. One of the things that has always struck me. Maybe it's gotten to you, but it certainly has gotten to me is how much smaller a football field is in person than on TV. And on TV, I feel like it looks big and huge. In person, it's not very big. One hundred yards is

not very big. Now picture this. What if you were fifty yards, twenty yards, thirty yards away from the enemy trench and every day, all day you them, someone sticks their head up and it gets shot off. You're sitting there killing each other all the time, grenades, artillery rounds. And what makes this even more weird is at night you can hear each other. You are close enough, especially in the dead of night, if there's no artillery going off, you can talk to each other, provided you can speak

the same language. That's weird, right, that it's almost eerie, and it's awful, except on this one night where something magical happened, didn't happen again, and it happened in multiple places. By the way, a lot of people think it was just one spot. It was not happened in multiple places. But what happened was Christmas time. It's freezing, as you can imagine. Trenches are full of snow and ice and water. You're starving, You miss home. You think you're probably gonna

die that night or tomorrow. Your friends have died. You've seen more horror in the past six months than anyone in your family has ever seen in their lifetime. You're sitting there and the other trench speaking another language, starts singing Christmas carols. Well, Christmas carols are universal, They're universal whatever language they're being sung, and you know when you hear them, you your friends. You start singing Christmas carols.

Soon you're singing Christmas carols together. You've been killing each other every minute of every day. You start singing Christmas carols together. Soon these young men, nervously at first start popping their heads over the trench to look at the other side. Now, normally that's a death sentence, that's when some sniper shoots it off. But no one's shooting. They start popping their heads over on the other side. No

one's shooting. The young men come out of the trench and they walk across what was known as No Man's Land. No man's land was the land between the trenches. Why did they call it no Man's Land Because that's where you go to die. It's full of dead bodies, body parts, It's full of craters from all the artillery, barbed wire,

It's a hellscape. Instead of shooting and killing each other, bayoneting each other, they walk across No Man's Land and they meet on Christmas night and they exchange chocolates food. Someone finds I don't remember if it was a real soccer ball, could have been. That might have been a makeshift soccer ball. They play a game of soccer together.

These mortal enemies who had been slaughtering each other as fast as possible the day before and especially after what happened after this, they'd slaughter each other as fast as possible the day after. But for one magical Christmas night, two different sides celebrating the birth of Jesus, and the worst possible circumstances, missing home, Think about think about, think about how much you'd be missing your mom in that moment. What's mom making in the oven? What's the house smell like?

What you're missing her? In that moment? Two sides came together and they were just for one night human beings. Now the aftermath is not as wonderful. People could tend to skip over that. The high command of both sides when they found out about this happening, they were mortified. The crackdowns were severe, and that I've read nothing like it ever happened again. It possibly did their better history of them. I mean, there are actual historians who listen to the show who will know more than I do.

But I've never heard of anything ever happening again, but for one night in nineteen fourteen at the very you know, I shouldn't say, the very beginning, the first year of that horrible, horrible war. For one night, one Christmas night, everyone stopped shooting, everyone stopped killing, and came together. Isn't that wonderful? Even heavy?

These foreigners are heaven. If you're an American communist trying to burn everything down, trying to attack your political opponents, trying to ensure that your political allies are taken care of with jobs and money and whatnot, there's nobody better than some gigantic group of people you just brought in from Haiti. They're going to be extremely transactional. Hey, we'll take care of you. We'll get your uncle job at the Sheriff's depropert Now, don't worry about all that English stuff.

Can you do the job? Well, no, of course, but that's not what we're worried about. Will you and everyone you know keep voting Democrat? You bet you will. It's really sick and evil, but it's how it works in all of Western society. Now, now that evil people run Western society, and we do have evil people, and that really is the difference. It's one of the main differences between how it used to be in this country and how it is now. It's the moral makeup of the

leaders in society. There was a time when leaders in society felt it was their duty to better it and serve it. Now they're all just selfish monsters who care about themselves. All right, we have an hour left. We'll do emails, We'll talk about Chuck Schumer, government shut down, the hiccups and more. Hang on,