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Jesse Kelly Quiz

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Is Jesse Kelly Joe another hour up the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday and ass doctor Jesse Friday. I mean there is some kind of a trade war thing going on. We'll touch on that here in just a moment. But we have judges being arrested, comedy judges being arrested. It's a good thing. I'm going to finish up the talk we finished up well, I guess I can't finish up if we finished it up last hour,

that doesn't make any sense. We were almost finishing up a topic about AOC at the end of last hour. So now now we're gonna wrap it up, Chris, We're gonna wrap it up. Let's radio Lingo for finish it. I believe she's going to run for president in twenty twenty, twenty twenty eight. I I don't know that she's not going to win the nomination. I know that sounds nuts, but I don't know that she's not. Remember Democrats, I'm not talking about to Democrats right now, but the average

American Democrat. You're liberal, and Peggy is very very twisted up in angry right now, angry beyond belief. These people have been programmed that Donald Trump is Hitler and Donald Trump is a Nazi. I know it's crazy, but they've been programmed. It's been years of programming, over and over and over. Now it's in their minds. They want Democrats to do more to stop him. They think he's hurting women like the craziest things you can imagine. Democrats actually

believe it because they've been trained, programmed. When they see Democrats in Congress, they get very, very frustrated. They want Democrats in Congress to do more. They're demanding more. You know, I'll tell you something. You know, we're probably going to lose the House of Representatives in the midterms. That's just the way it always goes. The sitting president when his party has the House, when he's newly elected, he loses it after two years. It goes this way almost every

single time. We are probably we already have a thin majority. We're probably going to lose the House. You know, they're going to impeach Donald Trump immediately, right because their base demands it. Now, I don't think that'll go anywhere in the Senate. If John Thune has any guts, and I doubt he does, but if he has any guts. He'll file that impeachment right next to the impeachment of Alejandro Majorcis, which Chuck Schumer just chose not to take up. But

they're going to impeach him. That's how committed they are. The average Democrat in America is desperate and scared and angry, and they are demanding more. The AOC is going to run for president. I believe she's going to run for president. I don't know that. I believe she is going to run for president, and I don't know that she has a zero percent chance of winning that nomination. Now, whether or not she wins the nomination, I don't think she'll

win the president and see, but who knows. Very crazier things have happened. But what she will do if she runs for president, she will increase her name ID nationally. Now pause for a second, because this is where people like you and me can get confused. I call you the hyper informed all the time, and maybe you think, well, it's me, So you probably don't think this, But maybe you think I'm trying to flatter you with that. I'm assuming you've listened long enough to know I don't do that.

But maybe that's what you think he's just trying to be nice to me. You can't even imagine how much more informed you are about politics and the issues than the average American. I am around these people all the time. I don't hang out in political circles. I hang out with normal people who do normal things, plumbers and managers and RV salesmen and and a guy with one guy I know runs an auction. And I hang out with normal people who do normal things. And lots of these

people are successful, successful and Republicans. It's not as if they're on the left. What they don't know because they always want to talk to me about politics at a party. What they don't know is some of the most disheartening conversations I've ever had in my life. They'll bring up things that would be so basic for you that you would just it's hard to comprehend how somebody can be that uninformed. You may think of yourself as dumb. I hope you don't think that, but you may think of

yourself as dumb, or maybe you don't know what. You know so much more than most Americans, and because you're hyper informed, maybe you think, well, everyone knows aoc everyone knows the dumb, cute congresswoman from New York. Everyone knows AOC. No, they don't. Most people they may have heard of her name right, they may even know her face. They don't know anything really about her. They're going to be introduced to her if she makes a for the presidency, they

are she's going to be on their television set. That's why people who have no chance run for president. They do this on the Republican ticket too. That's why you have fifteen people in the Republican field and fifteen people in the Democrat field. It's a great way to increase your brand, even if you have no chance of winning. You're on the debate stage, you're on NBC, you're crisscrossing the country, meeting new people, raising money, building an infrastructure.

By the time you're done getting embarrassed and blown out in a presidential primary, you are a way bigger brand than you were going in because you're introducing yourself to everybody in the country. That's why everyone does it. AOC's not only going well if she joins the presidential race, AOC would be a fundraising beast because the far left would line up behind her and throw all of their one dollar bills at her. She'd be a fundraising beast,

which means she'd be an Apple advertising beast. She's a pretty face. She'd be all over your television set. Okay, semi pretty, Chris. I know it's not your style, Chris. I just don't think you like the exotics? Is it the Latina thing? Is it? Is it? You say she's gone downhill? I think maybe that's a touch harsh, But all right, maybe she's I don't know, maybe she's maybe she's not working out or something like that. That's one. Two. Be honest, Chris, we're all friends here. Do you not

dig on the latinas at all? You dated one? That's not what I asked, Chris. Are you did she sour you on the whole thing? Maybe she was a little crazy. She's Latina. Of course she was crazy. What did you think? It's like a It's like a darker redhead. That's what. It's true. It's true, Yeah, it's it's true. But all right,

I was just checking out. I wasn't here anyway. She's going to introduce herself to the entire United States of America and win or lose after twenty twelve, twenty eight, if she does run, she will be a much bigger brand than she currently is. So what about twenty thirty two, twenty thirty six. She's not ninety, she's a young woman. I think she's still in her thirties. What if she runs again and wins. You asked about dividing the country AOC or no AOC. There's something that probably can't be

helped right now. The country has already split in ways. It just has not been since the Civil War. It just is, and they're racing in opposite directions. But when you consider just the immigration topic alone, we are at a place where deporting foreigners is considered right wing. What what that's running a country?

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What?

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That's basics of government? Of course, you deport foreigners, how many all of them? That's how countries are run. You find people who are there illegally, and you arrest them and you deport them. That's just how you run a country. It's not right or left. But we are at a place where the left has gone so insane that they'll bring them in as fast as possible, and then they'll put their feet in concrete trying to keep them here. You cannot, it's not humanly possible to merge those two religions,

those two ideologies, those two sides. There is no merging, So we are going opposite ways. Now, the question is where does the population of the country go, Because there is a chance, and this is where our prayers need to be, there is a chance that the elected Democrats, the activist Democrats, go so far left, becomes so sour to the American people that they lose power steadily, but surely lose power as the normal American chafs on it.

I can't have that at all. If they're not able to drag normal Americans with them to the left, then we can probably patch this whole thing up. They'll lose so much power, we'll get saying again, things will calm down, will put the band back together. But if they're able to pull together a large enough portion of the country in their direction, then we're in some real serious trouble because I'm not going to live in a country overrun

by illegals, and neither are you. And there's a chance they're not going to live in a country that's not Where's that put us? Again? This is out of Washington State. How do you share a country with it?

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Where do you go when one of our fifty states is handing out forgivable loans as long as you're not white, yish, that's a tough place to be today The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday, and actually we're going to do one a little bit different here because some lady uh super fan emailed in and I thought maybe this would be a good opportunity to recap well the show us for those people who just got here. So maybe this will help you with

some references we make on the show. Here's a little here's a little background. If you we're going to do some bad she said, Olah Jesse and Shallom Chris. A little bit ago, someone wrote in saying they wanted to visit your pantry, I mean, your studio. It got me thinking about all these newbies, thinking they know more about you than your number one fan. So I came up with the Jesse Kelly showed trivia so other veteran listeners

can test their knowledge. And I know you probably won't read this whole thing, so I lead with my favorite questions. I know them all except for one because I didn't get to go to Israel. Remember we did the big fan meet up with the Holy Land and walking into footsteps of Jesus, Chris and all kinds of stuff like that. Okay, so I actually don't know some of these. I'm embarrassed to say. That's how stupid I am. What's his mafia name? Hey, Chris, what's my mafia name? Do you remember that? I don't

remember that all? The vest? That's right, Jesse, the vest. See Chris got that one? What two original soundbites are still on the soundboard? Well, the Howard Dean that was on there originally, wasn't it right in the farts half? I don't know that there is another one? Is there? The bar is still on that taps has been on there. Fredo Bandido Anyway, I don't know if there's just too Maybe she's right. What was his first car? International Scout Too. Had to sell it after I scratched my dad's truck.

What did his dad call him when he stayed home sick from school? My dad was not a very not a very nice man. When you stayed I'm sick. He used to call me pink flower, and he said, oh, are you going to school tomorrow? Pinky? And you'd normally get up and just go back to school. What item on the wall was crooked in his first videos? That would be the clock. What's his everyday Carrie, Well, it depends. It used to be at Glock nineteen, which of course

I still have. And I love my Glock nineteen. Clay Martin, our resident Green Beret who comes on the show all the time, talked me into a Springfield Hellcat Pro. What I wanted was the Glock nineteen was. I love it, but it was a little thick, It was a little uncomfortable, shut up, Chris. Not for my hands as talking out for comfort level. The Glock nineteen was a little a little bulky for me. I could conceal it, but every now and then it was uncomfortable. So I wanted something thinner.

But my problem with a lot of a lot of these carry weapons is I don't want a single stack. I don't want six or seven shots. Sometimes you need a lot more. Morse always better. I'm always a believer in that overkills underrated. I wanted something more. A Springfield Hellcat Pro was It's a mid size is considered, but it's only like an inch wide, so it's a lot more comfortable to carry. Plus double stack Springfield hell Cat

Pro name of the seventy dollars tequila. That would be the seventy dollars tequila shots that I had Clay by Cassis Dragonas. Actually, Bob Pittman is the big cheese at iHeart. He is the president, He's the big man. It's his tequila company. In one of the great gifts I've ever gotten, because I don't buy tequila that that's I don't buy really any liquor that's that expensive. He sent me a bottle for Christmas, And in fact, I think he's done it twice, sends me a bottle at Chris Chris. It's

really good. I'll bring it in next time he brings me one, I'll bring it in. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, it's really good. Which caller used to get through using a fake name every time? Well, we don't know the name of the caller. Ah, he would bring up remember the guy Steve from Manhattan. He would you would, you would, you would lie about his name, and then he'd tell some story to get on the air, and then he would say, have you heard of Steve from Manhattan? Still

no one even knows. I admired it, though I respected it. Son's goldfish name was Buttery, even though he forgot it when he was trying to get a new lizard out of his mother. Who was his mentor Michael Barry type of designer dog. He has golden doodle. What got stolen from his car? Well, there's a couple of things that got stolen from my car. You're probably talking about the day that I got followed. I never carry large amounts of cash. I try to carry a twenty on me

just because I try to. You always want a twenty in case you lost your wallet, you need a meal, you needed some gas. But one day I had to go to the bank and pull out. It was one thousand dollars. Pull one thousand dollars. We needed it for something. I forget what I needed it for it, but I needed a thousand in cash, which I generally don't do anyone. I don't carry that kind of cash. I'll make it a security concern. Of course, the day I do it,

turns out there was a scout in the bank. I believe there was one inside of the bank working in the bank, I mean scout in the parking lot like an idiot. I didn't want it on me, so I put it in my center console, thinking I was safe. Of course, that was the dumbest possible thing you can do. Show up to work, I'm not here. I wasn't here for ten minutes, right Chris, and we got a phone call. The cops were calling, Hey, come down, someone broke in

your car. This obviously professional gang organized followed my car there, broad daylight, in front of a construction crew like there's a busy parking lot and everything. They were so fast, parks behind me, shatters the window, crawls through the back window. Jack, he knew where I'd put the money too. Jack the money out of the center console, takes off money gone, thousand bucks gone. Of course, cop. He gives me his reference number, gives me his phone number because all this

was on camera. Of course, I called the cop three times for an update on the case. Never got a call back. Thanks a lot, appreciate you serving and protecting like that. I'll move on and finish out these questions and then we'll go do some other things about some of things. Civilization is collapsing, let's discuss the validity of that. Is it really collapsing? It is the Jesse Kelly Show,

Fantastic Friday, sailing into the weekend. I cannot get the smile off my face because communist judges are being arrested in the country and Democrats, of course are defending them. But anyway, we are going to get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions because they are many to finish out this Lady's List show super fan kind of giving everybody a recap on some of the ridiculous things we talk about. Background on the show, she said, what was my midlife crisis car? I bought after I got the

National Radio gig? I bought a Mercedes CLS four fifty. I don't know, Chris, I'd never bought anything like that in my life before I got rid of it. I don't have it anymore. It's too big for it. The boys are too big for I didn't even fit in the thing. It was fast, I'll tell you it was fast. It was fun, but yeah, it was really fast, man, it was really fat. I've never had anything like that, A little faster than my eighty three Honda a Court so that the anyway, I don't have that anymore. Grandma

Vodka's Nancy Pelosi. He brags that he's ranked in the top five of what top five nappers in the world. My first job, my first official job, was washing dishes. My first unofficial job was washing cars. My buddy's dad owned a car wash. I wanted a full time job because I was desperate for money. He hired me. He did pay me. He also took out Social Security from my paycheck, but I never gave him my Social Security number because I was hired illegally. So kind of wondering

where that money went. All that and so much more, let's move on to the other things. Hey, Jesse, I'm twenty two. I don't think it's unreasonable to think that we might start to see the legitimate collapse of society or even civilization in my lifetime. Between declining birth rates all over the world, lost of traditional skill, knowledge, trades are phased out, the debt crisis, so on and so forth. I wouldn't be surprised if we living in a very different world in fifty years. Am I too much of

a doomsday or her name is Autumn? Well, no, I can't say you're a doomsday or I can't say that, but I will say this, You and me, we look at the state of things right now and we're mortified by a lot of it. Just think about the Judges story that is still ongoing as the show is, you know, as we're live here on the show. We have now had multiple judges arrested judges. One had an illegal allegedly living in his home. The other lady out of Wisconsin,

allegedly I showed up to arrest the illegal. She had the illegal in her office. She whisked him out the private exit so he could escape arresting him. That's a judge. But wait, there's more. We have now had multiple senators, including Tammy Baldwin, a senator from Wisconsin, put out a public statement against it, against the arrest, I mean, not against the judge, against the arrest. Would you just take

that in where are we as a country? And then you expand that globally, because remember, Canada is going through what we're going through, maybe in worse ways honestly the UK. And that you take a step back and you think to yourself, the world's going to completely change and soon in it may you never know, But isn't that always the state of things? Think about how many historical stories

we've told, things we've talked about. Think about how many people and how many different societies at any given time are looking at wars, invasions, famines, things like that and thinking, this is the end of the world. This is the end of everything. I know. That's life. Part of life is being governed by evil people. Sometimes evil is always has always been alive in this world, and it will be alive for the foreseeable future in this world. And it's always going to be on the move somewhere, and

we're always going to have to fight against it. Our struggle will last until we die. I don't say that to be dark. I say that so you can take comfort in it. Actually, just accept it. It is a constant struggle and will be a constant, constant struggle unless you want to struggle against something else. Meaning, if you want to escape all that you know, you can go find yourself a completely remote piece of property in the rocky mountains somewhere, a remote piece of property, cut yourself

off from all electricity, internet and everything. Just you a log cabin, hopefully a rifle or two, some nature, and go hack out of living in the wilderness. You will not have to deal with taxes or government or illegals or anything like that. But then your struggle, you just exchange struggles. Right then You're gonna struggle against nature, the weather, the animals, the sickness. That life's a struggle. That's how

it is. Jesse, I'm persuaded that Pam Bondi is ineffected, ineffective in all her many proclamations, her squeaky voice, this lady says to me, she lacks the authoritative influence I should know, as a female myself who's been overrun many times? How can we persuade Trump to install someone who whose influence and voice will be more effective? Instead? Will writing

to my Republican senator help Her name is Sarah. No. Writing to your Republican senator is not going to do anything to get rid of Pam Bondy if that's what you want. Will Trump replaced Pam Bondy at some point in time, I don't know, but it's not going to be anytime soon. I'll simply bring up what I've brought up before Republican senators, the establishment types. Then then take your Hams and the John Cornyns. Do you believe they want reforms? Of course they don't want reforms. These people

all want things to remain exactly as they are. They don't want reforms. Okay, So did they want guys like Pete Hegseth. Of course not. You remember how that went. Jony Ernst tried to destroy his nomination with the help of Lindsay Graham. They tried to stop it, but in the end they all came around on almost every nominee, didn't they even if they didn't like him. They didn't like an RFK Junior. They didn't want these people in there,

the established Republicans. They didn't want these people in there. But in the end they voted to confirm all of them except for one. There was one nominee who got torpedoed. There was one that was a bridge so far for establishment Republicans. They were willing to risk Trump's wrath one and I still say this was a grave error that Donald Trump will pay for for four years. Matt Gates. I'm not even a Matt Gates fan. I don't know

him personally. Frankly, seems kind of obnoxious to me. But he's a complete pit bull, a bulldog who's been screaming about Washington corruption forever. Trump immediately put up Matt Gates for Attorney General. I think it took the system a week to destroy his nomination. Even Republican senators who are definitely afraid of Donald Trump's wrath said no, No, doesn't have the votes, can't vote from Nope, not Matt Gates, anyone but Gates. Why what do you think that was?

Remember this, I scream about government people going to prison because it's the only way we can save the country. Government criminals have to go to prison. The reason government criminals have never gone to prison with any regularity is because all the even the FBI, that Congress, all anyone can do is make a recommendation to wear to the DOJ,

to the Attorney General. The attorney general under Republicans and Democrats alike, all of them, they have been protecting government people from arrest and imprisonment for the entire forty three years of my life. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantasy as take a Wonderful Friday. Cannot get the smile off my face. But we have so many, so many more emails to get to. You can still send them though Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Here.

Dear Jesse, you said you carry a firearm wherever you go, the only exceptions being places where you must go through metal detectors and scanners. So you're armed when you see a doctor? If so, how does that go? Not judging, I'm just wondering, says his name is John. Yes, and no, I don't take it off. When I see a doctor. I am armed. When I see a dentist, I am armed. I actually got a haircut this morning. I am armed

at all times. How does it go? My doctor is well, I'll put it this way, and this may be easier for me than people who avoid confrontation ladies in general. Not all ladies are like this, but in general, ladies will have a harder time with what I'm about to say. I'm aware of that. I'm not somebody who who hates confrontation. But I am constantly trying to sift out the gunk from my life. And I'm talking about human beings. I'm

trying to dump garbage out of my life. If there are people who are don't get at people, I want them gone. Whether they are acquaintances or friends. Maybe they're neighbors, maybe they're family members, maybe they're people who follow me on social media, whatever it may be, I am It's not just a passive thing for me. I am looking. I'm searching for a way to get rid of them, because I believe the bottom five, bottom ten percent destroy

everything in your life if you let them. So. It is a constant pruning of life's treat For me, I am always looking for dead branches to snip off. This is not only for people who listen on social media or friends. This includes people who I deal with professionally. I will tell you two experiences I have had recently from both sides. I'll get to the doctor thing in a moment. On the good side of it, finding a good mechanic you trust is hard to find. I needed

some work done on my wife's car. I wasn't sure where to go. My wife was doing a Bible study with the owner of a local mechanic shop. Chose to send the car to that place for our business. Got outstanding service, done right, good price. I seek out ways to find people who share my values. That's one portion. For the doctor portion of it. I want my doctor to say something about my gun. In fact, I have told him about it last time I went in for

a physical. I had it right where I always keep it, and I told him just the reminder doc I'm carrying, you know, And I'm not afraid of him saying something. It's a great chance to find out if he's going to remain my doctor. If he has a problem with that, I'll find a new doctor. I told you this before, to learn to sort and sift through your life when you have opportunities. COVID was an opportunity for you. Maybe it's a painful memory because of how the people in

your life acted. But that person in your life, that person who wouldn't let you come over because you're not vaccinated anymore, that's the person who's going to turn you into the FEDS. One day you realize that that's a sheep, that's somebody who does not place their relationship with you above other things that should tell you all you need to know about that person. I told you this when it came to your doctor specifically, as long as we're on the topic of doctors, I told you this during

the height of COVID. For whatever people believed masks and vaccines and all the other stuff, there was never, ever, ever, ever, ever, the tiniest shred of evidence that you should give that poison shot to your child. There was never any evidence that COVID was a threat to children at all in any way, none ask your doctor if your child should get it. I told you back then, should my child get this? If your doctor says yes, you need a

new doctor. Period. I'm not trying to not have that conversation. I'm not trying to not have the conversation about the gun on my hip. I'm trying to have that conversation. I want to know. I want to put you to the test and know are you a doctor or are you a sheep? That's what I want to know. So anyway, mister Kelly, when you speak of ignoring the US Supreme Court, you say it just takes courage to ignore them, and you often say we listeners who are against this are

afraid of escalating things. I am against ignoring in the Supreme Court because you do not continue the conversation beyond that. I might be totally fine with it, but I think the discussion needs to go beyond ignoring the Court. I think the discussion needs to be what might happen next? Will the Communists then be able to impeach Trump going forward? Would we basically be in a civil war? None of us want a civil war, but I would be open to it since that seems to be where we are now.

I'm saying that we need to talk about how things might be going forward if we ignore the Supreme Court. His name is Bob the very very well thought out email, and I get that. I get what you're saying. Okay, so let's talk about it. What happens? Supreme Court tells Donald Trump he's not allowed to remove members of Trende Ragua. Trump says, you know what, go pound sand We're loading them up on the plane as we speak. Do something

about it. We're worried about where we go from there. Well, it's obvious where we go from there is where we already are. One. You mentioned impeaching Donald Trump when Democrats take back the House in the midterms. They're going to impeach Donald Trump. Donald Trump is going to be impeached. What is it? Is it even Junie yet? No? April May? It's not even May yet? What am I talking about? Okay, so we're not even halfway through this year. I would guess we've got a year and a half. Once the

new Democrat Congress is sworn in, Donald Trump will be impeached. Now. There's nothing, absolutely nothing that can be done to avoid that. He was impeached once already for a phone call, a phone call that was completely legitimate. We even have the transcripts of the phone call, which they released trying to make it look bad, and we all read it and we're all nothing. It was a nothing phone call. They impeached him already for that. You cannot avoid the impeachment

of Donald Trump. But I understand what you're saying, or at least I think I understand what you're saying. Like I said, it's a well thought out email. I'll get where you're saying. Where will they go if we take this step? Let's talk about that next

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