This is a podcast from woor. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday, but we will be back tomorrow. So this hour I'm gonna do one more, just one more, a little bit, just a few minutes, just less, probably less than a segment, maybe a segment on the White War as it's known, the Italian campaign of World War One, and then the rest I'll have to get to tomorrow. Just doing all kinds of background stuff now, so we'll
do that start a second hour tomorrow. Then we're gonna talk about well, Pete Hegseth sec def he's visiting Panama. Anthony Fauci's still out there saying some things we should talk about, the protests over the weekend in Illegal is on camera saying she's illegal, Why haven't they Why haven't they gotten her yet? All that emails, Olive Garden and so much more coming up in the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show On a Wonderful Monday.
It's been a heavy day, is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving, and now it's time to get back into World War One. Italy decided it was going to join with Britain and France and Russia, and it was going to declare war on Germany and Austria Hungary because Austria Hungary didn't want to give up any territory, didn't want to give anything up. We shouldn't have to do that. In Italy wanted that ground. Now
did the Italian people themselves want this war? Well, like everything, it's complicated, and we love to simplify everything, most definitely history. We love doing that. It's easier to digest, it's easier to understand. But it's complicated. I've probably been researching this particular part of this war for three weeks now, and I could give you an opinion from every side of that.
I could tell you about Italian I'm talking about normal people on the ground, regular people who didn't give a crap about anything up north, didn't know anything about it wasn't their concern. I can tell you normal Italians people on the ground at the time. They were filled with patriotism. They wanted places they viewed as being rightly Italian. They thought the Austrians, the Austrian Hungarians, I'm just gonna call them the Austrians. They thought the Austrians had stolen it
from them. That was Italian territory. It should be Italian territory. We have Italians up there, we shouldn't. Politicians. Same thing, the elites, if you have to, of Italy. At the time, some didn't really care about this whole region at all. No big deal. We've got bigger fish to fry. Some we have to have it. It wasn't a simple affair. But none of that matters now because Italy decided, they made their choice, and they decided they had to have
this territory. Now this is a problem for all sides. You see, first, it's actually a huge problem for Austria, Austria, Hungary. The problem is this, this is a fading empire, as we discussed, a fading empire that's already quite busy on other fronts. They didn't have the troops, they didn't have everything they needed to fight off a new army, a new country on their southern border. They weren't ready for
this fight. But luckily for Austria, neither was Italy. They didn't have the troops, they just didn't have the equipment. Italy at this point in time, remember this is still the colonial era. Look go look up an old map of what British properties were at this time. But it was all over the planet. This was an era where France had place is all over the planet that they controlled. Italy didn't have any of that. Remember, it's brand new,
this is a new country. It's young. And why do you if you ever dig into it in your life? Have you ever been jealous? Have you ever had a moment of jealousy of envy? Everyone has, so don't say I'm not even a jealous person. I have. If you ever dig into your jealousy, whatever it may be, what's really behind it? You're comparing yourself to someone else. Oh I'm forty three, I'm forty three and I don't have a boat, which I don't. My buddy he's not even
forty three, he's forty. He has a boat. He loves it. Why don't I have a boat? Am I a failure? Did I screw? That's what happens. Look at her she's so Look at how pretty she is. I would kill to have her eyes. Look at how beautiful her hair is. My hair is ugly. You're dogging on yourself. You have a feeling of envy, and you're dogging on yourself because you're comparing yourself to someone else's lot and life. Countries
are no different. Italy at this point is looking around and they they already are kind of feeling treated like second class citizens because again, the Italians were looked down upon by the by the blue bloods of Europe, and they didn't have any territories. So they tried to expand. They tried to march troops into Ethiopia, and they really kind of got slapped around in Ethiopia. In the end, Italy won, but there were some embarrassing military affairs for Italy.
They looked bad. Their national pride was shaken. They couldn't even expand and beat up on Africa. Everyone beats up on Africa except for Italy. Austria wasn't ready. They weren't prepared to fight a war on this front. Neither were the Italians. The Italians decide, we're going to go, let's go get this territory up there. We want Austria. They don't know exactly how to approach this initially, so they do the only thing you can do if you don't have the men to defend an area, if you don't
have the equipment. Pick a new area Austria is sitting there. We'll call it the foothills, the valleys, by the rivers. That's where their troops and things like that are, because nobody wants to actually live in the mountains. You can't even live in the mountains. But Austria looks behind them when they hear Italy's coming and they say, well, that would be a whole lot easier to defend. I think
we'll go up there. And Austria already had some fortifications started in the mountains, and I really think it would help you, if you are so inclined, and if you're not driving, to look up maybe a picture or two of this specific area. Because when I say mountains, I mean mountains, Chris, not what U Texans called mountains. I mean big boy, big boy mountains. This area is called Isanzoso and z O. I believe it is Isanzo, the Aanzo River. I believe Isando's actually a town over there too.
But you can look up Isanzo, Isanzi, Isanzo Valley, Isanzo Mountains and that'll give you a really good idea of what kind of fighting or where the fighting was taking place. Oh yeah, I know, Chris, But keep in mind this was a roughly a three four hundred mile front. That's one part of it, but that's what it looked like. Austria looks up there and says, well, why don't we just go up into the mountains, We'll go dig in up there. Italy starts to send troops in, but they're
not moving quickly. It's an unbelievable situation where you have Austria, which is embarrassing and slow and not logistically ready, versus Italy, which might be the only country of any of the major powers who's worse than Austria, slow, not equipped, not ready. The Italian army was run by a bunch of Nepo baby dorks, meaning this was a country that was used to royalty, used to kings and queens, and so you
would essentially buy your way into being an officer. So the officers who are leading these troops aren't the best and the brightest. Oftentimes he's the rich kid who's in it for the glory of war. And here's one little side tail for you about how crazy and horrible the Italian officers were at one point in time. This is far down the road. At one point in time, Italy
actually does an attack that works really well. They have the Austrian army on the run, and they have the ability because the Austrian army is on the run, to chase them down and laughter them. Instead, they stopped the entire campaign because the Italian officer in charge at the time wanted the glory of riding his favorite horse through the town they just conquered from the Austrians, so he stopped the army from pursuing Austria for three days while his horse was brought up so he could ride it
through the town. This is the level of ineptitude and frankly insanity you are going to encounter repeatedly on this little tale of the Italian campaign. Yeah, Chris Pride. And because I'm gonna leave it here because we'll get back to all this stuff tomorrow with all kinds of the nitty gritty stuff on the ground. At what point, at what point do the people who administer a war become criminals? Are they always criminals? I don't think I don't think
that's reasonable. But when you look at people leading a war, leading their nations into war, and the way they throw away the lives of the men on the ground at what point does it become a criminal act. If you think they can't ever get to that point, I would highly recommend you tune in again tomorrow. Start of hour two. We will start World War one in the mountains again. Now, let's go to Panama. Let's make fun of New York. Let's talk about olive garden, Jake Tapper, Let's talk about preborn.
Let's save somebody's life tonight. It's a good time. Is any save someone's life? And for all the waste of our money in the government, isn't it kind of wild to think that saving a baby's life is now tax deductible. You know, preborn, they save over two hundred lives a day with your help by giving these young women ultrasounds. And did you know when you give to preborn it's tax deductible. Isn't that crazy? We've had foundations right in and say they're donating huge sums a year. Some people
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wonderful Monday. All right, that's an uppastory. We'll be back to do more history tomorrow. Chris is upset that I stopped. You're just gonna have to wait until or tomorrow. I'll get back to it. We do have some news and other things to get to shall we First, Obama's back out there, and man, the things you can get away with when all the American media ran cover for you. Imagine if I had done any of this.
Imagine if I had pulled Fox News's credentials from the White House Press Court. You're laughing, but no, this is what's happening.
People. Do remember that Barack Obama sent the irs after his political opponents, right, you do remember the name Lois Learner, And we're still getting information leaked out about this to this day. Of course, Lois Learner, like every other criminal who works for our government, got off scott free. But you remember that Barack Obama rancid little communists that he is. He got elected, and like all communists, he dreamt of
using the forces of government against his political opponents. And so he looked at the IRS, the Internal Revenue Service, and he thought, wow, we might have an opportunity here, and he had the IRS attack any political opponent of his that might be right wing. Barack Obama did that, I'll let him continue, go ahead.
It may imagine if I had said to law firms that were representing parties that were upset with policies, my administration had initiated that you will not be allowed into government buildings. We will punish you economically for dissenting from the Affordable carect.
You know that. You know that the FBI launched an off the books investigation into Donald Trump when he was just running for office the first time, right, You do know that, In fact, James Comy, then FBI director, he ran that operation. That operation was so deceptive, so evil. They actually used honeypots. You know what honeypot is? A honey trap. It's also known as it's The Soviets were infamous for it, but really any intelligence agency work their
assault uses it. You use a beautiful woman to get information out of a man. Because beautiful women make men stupid. We just can't help ourselves. The Federal Bureau of Investigation used those women to try to infiltrate the Trump campaign to the point they tapped the Trump campaign. And this all took place under James Comy. But wait, James Commy wasn't the president FBI director launching an off the books investigation into the Republican nominee for president. That's kind of
one of those things that's a really, really really big deal. Well, it's one of those things you're really gonna want someone to sign off on. President Barack Obama, he was the one in charge when the Federal Bureau of Investigation launched its evil, evil plan against Donald Trump. Barack Obama took all the forces of government in every way he could, and he aimed them at all of his political enemies.
And the beauty if you're a communist in America of having all these scandals around you is the American media will ignore all of them and allow you, with a straight face to sit on stage one day and tell everybody, look how clean I was. If I'd only done anything wrong, they would have came after.
Me or the Iron deal. We will ferret out students who protest against It's unimaginable that the same parties that are silent, though, would have tolerated behavior like that for me or a whole bunch of my predecessors.
And he gets away with things like that because a large portion of the American media are hardcore leftists pretending to be journalists. Brook Rawlins, Brooke Rawlins went on CNN with Jake Tapper and she called him what he was. He didn't like it.
For now, two days in right, you've got two days of data. Everyone, especially on your side on the left, is freaking out on the left. But at the end of the day, listen, this whole concept.
All right, Jay, thank you.
I'm not on the left. This is how they get away with it. This is how they get away with it. I'm not on the left. I'm just a journalist, just a journalist. Who man, I've done some digging and I just can't find anything done wrong by the saintly Barack Obama, by that Donald Trump. He pulled somebody's security clearance. This is an evil tyrant akin to Hitler. This is what they do, and this is how they get away with it.
Imagine if I'd done any of these things. It was Barack Obama who greased the skids for all this stuff. But Obama did bring up a point, a point that I'm going to piggyback off of before we get to some emails here. He talked about finding a student and removing the student. What's he discussing the Trump administration's efforts to go around and find these pro hamas protesters and
if they're not American citizens, deport them. Obviously, that guy from Columbia, he's the most famous one right now, wasn't even an American citizen here rabble rousing, a new protest, a new riot every day they win and snatched him up, swooped him up and sent him home. They're doing it. He wasn't the only one. But I have something I want to ask about those types of actions. Hang on, it's the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Monday. Remember you can email the show love hey, death threats, all
that to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'll get to some of those emails in a few but I'm gonna to play something for you because Obama mentioned the the arrest and deportation of the pro homace types on university campuses. I saw this over the weekend from a Gracia Martinez Rosas. Here she was on.
I am an immigrant, I am a shame, I am Grace and Martinez Rosstats I am undocumented.
On afraid queer and on a shame. Why isn't she arrested? Just a question? Why isn't she arrested? She's announced that she's undocumented. In fact, she's a pro communist rioter in this country. Why is she not arrested the same way the hamaster balls were arrested. We shouldn't be playing nice with these people, and it's been a couple of months. It's time to stop worrying about the optics. It's time to start snatching up our enemies and sending them out
of our country. Why is she not arrested? As well? Just another question? Speaking of not arrested, here's Anthony Falci.
What is likely to happen? I don't know if it's going to be next year or ten years or fifteen or twenty years from now. Is emergence of another respiratory disease. It may be another coronavirus. So my concern, well do is that whenever that happens, the next outbreak will be of a respiratory disease that's easily transmissible, that has a significant degree of morbidity. And then we are making this a little bit more dangerous with the cuts in our attitude to its science.
Oh absolutely, okay, right, here's doctor Peter. Doctor Peter Marx, former FDA vaccine chief.
Also leave behind a group now gutted, that was ready to respond to natural and man made threats at any given time. There were many many viruses that could come. We had a group that was prepared to deal with those. Additionally, I can't go into all the details, but there are man made threats that we were prepared to deal with.
These people. These people still don't seem to want to accept and acknowledge they gave away the last of their credibility during COVID and there aren't any warnings left from their mouths that will move people. I warned all of you dirtballs during COVID that you were living high on the hog at the time. But while you were living high on the hog, you were giving away the last of your credibility, and once it was gone that you
were never going to get it back. I warned you, dirtballs repeatedly that that was what was happening, and now that it's happened, now they seem to think they can just do the sky is falling thing and that it'll get the same response from people last time. That's the thing. None of these people, none of these people view their
credibility as finite. They feel so so prideful, They feel so proud of themselves and their credentials and of course their knowledge, and were so stupid they just I relize if their credibility is without end, it's etched in stone. But that's not how it works. That's not how it
works at all. Emails Oracle seems to me that these arrests of low hanging fruit MS thirteen gangsters and such are maybe being done for publicity's sake, while the real criminals out to destroy our country, Elvis Chan, James Comy, Andy McCabe are untouchable and we'll continue to apply their evil trade. My suspicions of this are out of pure fear, maybe coming from threats against persons and families. Is it too big for even Patel in Bongino to dig into? His name is Jim? I'll tell you what I told
you before. I'll be very careful with how I say this because I have I've promised confidentiality to some people. So I need you to read between the lines. And if you can't read between the lines, don't email me and ask me to do it for you. Okay, read between the lines. Cash Betel and Dan Bongino are trying very very hard to fix the FBI. Now you already know. I don't think it can be fixed. That's my opinion. I'm not telling you about me what I think. I'm
telling you what they think. They are trying very hard to fix the FBI. They are very aware of the problems inside the FBI. They're trying. That is their effort. If it doesn't always appear that way, that's what their effort is. I do not know if they can succeed. If they cannot succeed, well then that tells you all you need to know what we have right now. And I know your frustration, and frankly, I echo your frustration.
I've echoed it to the highest levels. I feel your frustration, and I have passed along the word of how frustrated you are. Okay, I want you to understand that I have done that. If they can't save it, it can't be saved. You can't do better than Trump did when he picked Cash Betel and Dan Bongino to lead the FBI. It's not humanly possible to pick two people with the know how and the will to try to turn things around.
I'm just telling you me personally, it's obviously no dog on them, one of whom is a friend, Dan Bongino's personal friend. I do not believe that anybody, any human being walking today, can turn around a criminal organization of that size and strength. To ask two people, even with the big chair director deputy director, to ask them to turn around down a thirty five thousand person ship that is run by evil MAOIs who hate Republicans, It's not possible. I don't believe.
Now.
Maybe they can prove me wrong, but I don't think it's possible. We're gonna find out. We'll know. We don't know after two months, but we're gonna find out. And and you're one hundred percent correct, that's the criminality we have to tackle now, because MS thirteen or not, I'm not dismissive of that. We need those those monsters out of the country. MS thirteen won't end America and evil
FBI will period. Jesse, I just read an article about a young lady in the women's Professional Disc Golf Association refusing to compete against another dude pretending to be a woman. Unfortunately, a common situation in women's sports today. What astonished me was that professional disc golf exists. I thought disc golf was just a replacement for Hackey Sack for modern day nerds. He said, Chris probably plays, though, and he thoughts, yeah, Chris played last week. Do you know that? What, Chris?
I've just I wanted to be honest with the audience about who you are. And since this guy pointed out that it's a nerd sport and you probably played it, I thought it would be. It doesn't matter what I played, Chris, we're talking about you. I thought it would be. I thought it just be best for the audience if we could beat what if we could be totally honest with him. Chris played last week, right, and I bet he throws like a girl. But in full disclosure, he played a lot.
We called it falf. I guess it's called disc golf now. It was always falf. We called it faalf. We played tons of falf when I was a kid, and I was pretty good at it because what Chris I was. I was pretty good at it. What it's my natural athleticism. Right when people see me, don't roll your eyes. When people see me move, they're like, wow, is that Peley over there? Is that Michael Jordan? But nope, it's just me. It's me the oracle. You know. Maybe it's the relief Factor.
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history again. More of our w W one story, all that, and who knows what else coming up tomorrow on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Dear oracle, will will there come a day when the US dollar goes the way of the continental currency?
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Of course, nothing lasts forever, my friend, nothing. Dear Lady's Jesse. It's not very nice. Do you score your wiener and toast your buns. I like to cut slices into the hot dog before cooking, and toast the bun before slathering it with mayo. What is your hot dog protocol? Oh, menu whisper says his name is Eric. Well, first, I'm a mayonnaise fan. I like mayonnaise. I don't do mayonnaise on a hot dog. It's something seems profoundly Unamerican about that.
I also don't toast the buns. Chris, do you toast the bonds on your hot dog? Is that something you do? You do though, Chris said when he asked, Okay, well, I don't think I've ever toasted a hot dog bomb. I prefer them steamed, but I don't have a steamer either. I tell you what I do want to do, though. I I'm getting more and more into baseball as I get older. Okay, shut up, probably gonna hear me bore you with baseball talk on the radio like an ancient
human that I am. But I enjoy going to different ballparks. I went to, uh, I've obviously gone to the Astros games before I've been to I've been to where the Padres play. I've been to where the Dodgers play. I've been I've been to these different places, and I've told aub Hey, whenever we have time, I want to start going to different ballparks. One of my buddies just went to Fenway Boston Fenway Park and he sat on the Green Monster and left field and he said, they're hot dogs.
Get this, Chris, He said, they go old school and a guy walks around with a big a big pot, a big pot. And when you get a dog, he pulls a wiener out, puts it on a piece of white bread, not even a bun, wraps it in a piece of white bread. I don't know whether he puts the toppings on it or whatever for you, hands it to you. Yea. I asked my buddy about it. He said, dude sitting in Boston on top of the Green Monster eating a hot dog like that. I felt like the
most American person in the world. Oh, you're right. We have to go, Chris. We have to go. W RKO Hostess, we have to go. You know what we're going. I'm serious, We're freaking going. We'll go this season. I'll figure something out whatever whatever I want to go. But no, I don't score the Wiener, and no, I don't toast the buns. I would like a steamer. I do, wouldn't think I
want to start steaming it. Speaking of high end food, Olive Garden loses its spot as the top US casual dining restaurant according to a seven year report it should. Olive Gardens sucks. Chili's, Applebee's, and Buffalo Wild Wings were right after it. Oh, Texas Roadhouse is the one who beat out Olive Garden. Chili's, Applebee's, and Buffalo Wild Wings are all superior. You're to Olive Garden. I can't stand Olive Garden. My wife loves it, my oldest son loves it,
and I just have never I've never gotten it. I don't I know that it's pasta Chris. It's Italian. Did you figure that out on your own?
No?
Way, Yes, it is pasta Chris. I'm aware of that. No, it's not that I'm not a fan of pasta. I love a pasta. I like a good spaghetti and meat sauce or, like I said, obs homemade hamburger helper or mac and cheese. It's not like Olive Gardens gross I can eat there. I'd much prefer red lobster. I'd much prefer Applebee's. Applebee's is underrated. Man. They have a chicken Faheeda roll up there telling you it's good. It's really really good. Their cheese sticks are legitimate. They have a
good wing in Applebee's. Don't under yeah, Chris, don't underrate their don't underrate their wing. Anyway, we should probably do some news and now.
Here's a headline.
Why you know, you know the thing.
Headlines we didn't get to. Kathy Hochels three hundred and seventy million dollar gun control plan includes credit cards, surveillance of AMMO sales, a reminder to you that every single step the American Communist makes when it comes to your guns is in an effort to disarm you. And they're trying to disarm you so they can hurt you. I know it doesn't feel like that. Sometimes it's never about crime or any of that other stuff. It's not for them.
They want to hurt you, the American Communist, America's democrats. They hate your guns because your guns represent a wall they've never been able to climb, the final wall. Can they hurt you? Not? While you're armed? Across the Rubicon Colorado House passes a bill treating child abuse as a descent from transgender or it's a weird headline. What they did was they passed that bill that basically says you have to affirm a child's gender, or it's some sort
of discrimination. I just cannot believe what has happened to the beautiful state of Colorado. It's freaking heartbreaking. Speedy Gonzalez arrested in a string of Walmart thefts. I only brought this up because Speedy Gonzales might be the underrated cartoon from my childhood. Remember him, Chris, did you ever see those Reba You'd never get away with that. Nowadays, ever, there'd always be some bloody willing to throw a Hessi
fit that's against Mexicans. Secretary of Defense Heagseth to visit the to visit Panama amid rising tensions over the Canal Control. I've always wanted to visit Pamaa, Panama. It's not because I have anything that I really want to do there. It just seems so exotic and I want to what Chris and I want to wear one of those hats and walk around with a piece of a toothpick, a toothpick in my mouth and point out things on beach.
I could be a beach guy. I'm telling you. Members of Congress agree, Jerry Nadler is the Capital's worst smelling man. Jerry Nadler poops his pants. Okay, I just had to be honest with you. Everyone keeps saying he smells the worst. That's because Jerry Nadler poops his pants. I'm sure there are medical reasons for the fact he pooped his pants. I watched that video. I've posted that video before online.
Jerry Nadler is on stage. Nancy Pelosi's giving a press conference and Jerry Naddler, in the middle of it, starts doing the waddle walk off of stage. And that walk is the walk of a man who just pooped his pants and he's going to get cleaned up. Jerry Nadler is a pooper, and everybody knows it. This has been a podcast from wor