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Jesse Answers Your Emails

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Speaker 1

The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday, an amazing Thursday, and ask doctor Jesse Thursday and I'm in the best mood. We're gonna have so much fun tonight. We're gonna talk about what what if the Communists do something back to us? Is that something we should be worried about? Why doesn't anything work anymore? Some guy has a wife who used to be an illegal, now she's legal and turned into a nag. Somebody wants to know if he should keep hanging out with Tranny's Are you

allowed to argue with veterans? And who would win in a fight? Samuraizer Jana series. Oh that so much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Before I dig into the questions, and honestly, I'm gonna spend a minute. I mentioned it last night. I'm going to mention it briefly right now. I know about the

peace deal. I don't care because I don't believe it there I couldn't possibly lay it out any more frankly than that, I think this thing is going to last about as long as a pack of fruit stripe gum. I do think that Trump administration deserves all the credit in the world for their efforts constantly trying to make peace everywhere around the world. I think that's wonderful. Trump is great at this. I applaud him, I applaud everybody involved. I just don't think this is a big story because

I don't think it's gonna last. Forgive me if I don't believe Hamas is going to lay down their arms and go become uber drivers, although I'm pretty sure I had one of them last night. Now let's move on Jesse as a law enforcement officer who's lucky enough to work somewhere that hasn't been taken over by a scumbag commie. I think it's great we finally have a president who's willing to take chances and address the issues of violent animals taking over the streets and willing to send in

the troops to protect our cities. My only concern is that setting certain precedents will come back to haunt us if the Commis take over. They tend to take things to extreme. I feel like the first thing they would do is use it to shut down and imprison anyone who's against their cause. Like before, but way worse. What say you all right, So one, that's a very valid concern obviously, But I'm gonna tell you something, and it's going to sound dark, but it's it's not meant to

be dark, honestly, it's meant to be liberating. So hear me out here. You know how bad it was under Joe Biden. I know you remember, obviously, it wasn't that long ago. The censorship, the FBI, CIA, that, the DOJ, the complete insane levels of tyranny and corruption and mandates, and I know you remember all of it. Okay, you got it. They're going to do worse next time. They did everything they could possibly do, everything that was within their power to do, to use the government to smash

their political opponents. They did it last time. And what lesson do you think they learned from that? I have asked you before. I have asked you before if you know a single Democrat in your life who has expressed regret that Democrats tried to throw Donald Trump in prison so he couldn't be president. I have asked This is a nationwide show, coast to coast, from New York to Hawaii and everywhere in between. I don't even know how

many people are listening right now. I've asked several times, do you know one Democrat who has said, Ah, that probably wasn't the right thing to do. To have a bunch of Democrat prosecutors try to imprison the Republican nominee probably wasn't the right thing to do. Do you know one Democrat? No, you don't, because I've asked a million times. We haven't gotten one email, not one. Do you know why they don't regret it? They don't regret it at all.

Do you know the lesson they learned from it? I know this is going to hurt to hear, but do you know the lesson the communists learned from it? From Biden, from arresting Trump that they didn't go far enough? I know that that is hard to hear and accept that you sat and I sat, and we watched such unspeakable evil being done that they sent the Federal Bureau of Investigation into Facebook to tell them to delete your account. Levels of tyranny unimaginable in this country, and they don't

think they went far enough. Nobody has talked to a single Democrat that has said, wow, yeah, that kind of was wrong. Yeah, I mean, throwing a hissy fit after Roe versus Wade got overturned and digging up an old obscure law so we could throw pro lifers in prison. Dah, that was probably too far. We shouldn't have done that. There's not a single Democrat in the United States of America who thinks that was wrong. What I'm saying is it is an understandable concern that they're going to do

worse the next time. If we do this, then they'll do that. If we do this, then they'll do that. It's a very very understandable concern. But allow me to liberate you from that concern. Whatever we do now, it will not affect what they do next. If these people take power again, ever, they will do worse. They will do every single thing they can possibly think of within their power to smash you. They will use every avenue,

whether it be lawful, lawless, violence, you name it. They The lesson Democrats learned from four years of Maoist evil was they didn't go far enough. If they had gone far enough, Republicans wouldn't have all this power now. We clearly we're too weak. I keep bringing it up, bring it up again and again and again, because every single poll reflects the exact same thing. Democrats are dissatisfied with their leadership. Why because they're too pro tranny, because they

open up the border too much. Nope, none of those things are a concern for Democrats. They're upset that their leadership isn't fighting Trump hard enough. They're upset. The number one thing Democrats are upset about, the word they use for their leadership is their weak. Democrats are not crying out for a saner, more moderate Democrat party. They are crying out for a more vicious one. It doesn't matter what you do now, what Trump does now, national Guard deportations. Yeah, play the poll, Chris.

Speaker 2

Democrats in Congress oppose Trump too often?

Speaker 1

Just four percent? How about the right amount? Just nineteen percent?

Speaker 2

How about not enough? You don't have to be a mathematical genius to know that this is the largest number on your screen. Seventy seven percent of Democratic voters say that their party in Congress does not oppose Donald Trump nearly enough. They want them to fight Trump more. When you get seventy seven percent of your own party agreeing on something, you know that is the direction that they wish their representatives and senators in Congress in Washington actually went.

Speaker 1

I wish we were not in this situation we're in with a Democrat party that is insane. I would rewind back to nineteen ninety right now if I could, honestly the year two thousand, I could. And it's not that I would have been a Democrat back then, but you could talk to them, you could get along with them. But for a variety of reasons, they have lost their ever loving minds. And it's not just the Jasmine Crocketts of the world. It's not just the aocs, it's not

just the Antifa animals in the streets. The normal, everyday, run of the mill Democrat is an insane communist now who wants to burn you to the ground and your country along with it. And only they can change that. You look, unburden yourself. You can't fix it. You can't fix them. Only they can fix them. And as of this moment, this may change. But as of this moment,

what is it day today? Chris October ninth, As of October ninth, twenty twenty five, they don't want to Whatever we do now, it won't affect what they do when they come back. When they come back, and they will one day. Who knows when that'll be. When they come back, they will do worse than they did last time. That's the lesson they learned. We didn't go far enough. Oh arrested a bunch of Republicans, arrested Donald Trump. Clearly we didn't throw them in a cage deep and dark enough.

Because they're back, that's what they learned. Do with that, which you will. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday. I am sorry that I will be gone tomorrow. It is not my fault. It is a business thing. I swear. I'm not going to the beach somewhere. I'm not sipping on my ties. It's a business thing. I'll be back on Monday for medal of honor Monday, and we will have us a real good time again next week. All right, all right, So that's why we're

doing ask doctor Jesse Thursday today. And look, I'm I'm gonna play the man because he does deserve praise for what he did.

Speaker 3

I'm just the whole world came together to be honest to so many countries that he wouldn't have even thought of it, and they came together. The world has come together around this deal and that's something I would say that without that, it wouldn't happen, you know, having the ability to deal with trade, having the ability to use tariffs to help me make a point, the tariffs have brought peace to the world. I'm telling you, they brought peace to the world. And not only here, but with

so many other deals. You know, I've made seven peace deals where countries were in many cases thirty thirty one years, one thirty five, one thirty seven years, they've been fighting, in millions of people being killed, and I brought peace.

Speaker 1

Okay, look, let's hope it last. Jesse Ashuld, this guy says to your showgun Oracle, my dad was a grumpy old man. But now that he's gone, I'm wondering if he wasn't grumpy enough. Nothing works anymore. I'm not even talking about the energy efficient washer dryers that break down all the time, but little things. My wife bought an expensive set up scissors a year ago. Today they couldn't

cut through tissue paper. When cleaning out my dad's house. Recently, I found scissors I used as a kid worked good as new. Why does nothing work these days? I thought the question was very, very interesting because it's very very true, and I should I should put a huge disclaimer on what I'm about to say. We all, I know, I definitely do. We all look back at the past fondly, probably more fondly than it was. That's a very human

thing to do. Things from our childhood of food that tasted better than it actually was, experiences, we remember them better than they actually were. There's a psychology to this that I don't fully understand. But we all do this. You do it, I do it. It's a very common thing. So that's a claimer. But to his point, he's correct. Why why doesn't anything work anymore? Remember I told you I bought that midlife crisis car when I signed with Premiere.

Never bought anything like that in my life. I always just had pickups, Fords, GMC's, just pickups, drive pickup trucks. But just wanted to do something, I don't know, kind of crazy. It was a midlife crisis car. Told ab I was gonna do it. She said, go go, you deserve it. Go do it, and don't get wrong. It was fun, it was fast. Everything broke on it all the time, all the time, all the time. He'd started up. Oh no, I'm sorry, you have to sit here in

the garage while we reboot the software system. You're driving down the road. You're thinking, Oh, things are gonna be great. Everything's gonna be fine. Nope, another thing is rattling. I have to reset this. Oh this light is on. I never had these problems with my Ford. What Chris Chris said, is this the one that tried to crush me? Yes, yes, you get in. It's got all these fancy seat settings where you could adjust this little thing and that little thing.

You could make this thing basically formed to your backside. How great was it? I'd start the car and it would smash me into the dashboard every time. If my fingerprint scanner, yes I needed a fingerprint scanner, if my hand was too greasy or wet or something, it wouldn't scan my fingerprint. And it's jamming me into this pedometer. Why doesn't anything work anymore? There are a ton of reasons for this. The outsourcing to crappy foreign, third world places is a huge reason for it. I have tried

very hard. I am not successful. Neither are you. I'm sure I've tried very hard to stop buying things that are made in China and Cambodia. In all these other places because they farm out the work to these third world dumps where basic slave labor. You're sitting in there twelve hours a day. They're not trying to assemble the greatest thing in the world. They're trying to assemble as many things as humanly possible and send it out cheap. Things got cheap. That's part of the equation. Another part

of the equation. Don't dismiss this are the diversity efforts in the United States of America. What have I called diversity over and over and over again, the death of everything, not just big things, little things too. You mentioned scissors, that scissor company. Look about how what are their diversity efforts in recent years. The second you diversify something on purpose,

the second you stop making skills the top priority. Whatever you're diversifying will get worse no matter what, because you're eliminating qualified people. Nope, we can't have them, we can't have them. Oh he's too white, he's too this, he's

too that. Oh everything sucks, now, do you do you know one of the main reasons we don't engineer incredible things in this country the way we used to, because there are legions of highly intelligent white kids who can't even get into college now because of the color of the skin. They'll go grab another one hundred thousand people from India and give them the engineering job. And the American listening to me right now in Omaha, Nebraska, he can't. He's got to go do something else because he can't

even get into school. That's reality, and it slowly but surely kills everything around us. It's very, very real, and it is a problem. Let's hope it gets fixed, all right, Let's move on. Somebody's friends with the training wants to know if that should continue. Some guy's common law wife turned into a coming. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. And I got all your emails about the Siege of Malta, which we did the

last two nights. You know what's funny. Whenever I do history, I have no earthly idea how it's going to land. And sometimes I think, Ah, I'm not sure if they even liked it. I'm not sure that. I don't even know if that, I don't know if that was the right thing to do. I don't know if I don't know if I told that story the right way, and every single time you love it blows me away. If you missed it the last two nights, go download the podcast.

iHeart Spotify iTunes, it's all free. Go download the podcast. It's like everything else on this show, it's kid friendly. You don't have to worry. We're not cussing or saying ugly things. It's just not going to happen here. So go enjoy a little siege of Malta talk. You heard the email last night. Even the street comedies enjoy it. Just go enjoy some history. Jesse. I'm a twenty seven

year old man. I've always lean Christian conservative. However, I stay friends with many leftists over the years as far back as high school, and a couple of them even became trannies. As the rhetoric is increased over the years, their behavior became more and more extreme. I've always stayed friendly because, like Charlie Kirk always said, when people stopped communicating,

they get violent. I recently went to dinner at my close friend's house who is trans, and was shocked to hear them celebrating Charlie Kirk's murder right to my face. I feel conflicted now because I can't come to terms with the fact that people I called friends for years celebrating the death of someone who thought a lot like me, and they didn't seem to realize how disturbing they were behaving.

One of my other friends, who thinks more like me, said I should have stopped being around them the second they became trans and that I shouldn't associate with leftists. Was my friend right and Charlie Kirk wrong? Is there no communication possible with these communist animals? Having become a father recently, I've begun to feel I need to cut anyone out who is like that. What do you say? Do I cut off the crazy comedies in my life?

All right? So here are a couple things. First, let me clarify you really don't want to ever give up on anyone you know, always keep them in your prayers. However, let me ask you if you and I were friends. You and I were friends, and I go from being a normal human being to thinking that I can fly. Every time we get together, I tell you that I can fly, that I'm going to go jump off a bridge, that I'm going to go to the highest building around and jump off a bridge. When I get around your wife,

your children. I tell them that I can fly. I tell them, in fact, not only do I think I can fly, that I can turn into a bird, and that I'm going to I'm going to slowly but surely start gluing feathers to myself and I'm going to become a bird and I'm going to fly. Do you think I'm somebody safe to be around? Do you think I'm somebody you should allow in your home, around your children. Look, I would hope that you would pray for me, but

you need to let me go trans transgender. This training insanity. These people, they are mentally ill. You do not have to hate them, You certainly don't have to yell at them. But they are mentally ill people who need professional help. They need your prayer, They need professional help. But they are shattered mentally. And this is increasing because the evil communists we know them as Democrats, are trying to increase it.

Big Pharma is trying to increase it with drugs. Doctors are trying to increase it because they make money off these discs using surgeries. So you take somebody who's mentally ill, imagine it's me telling everyone I can turn into a bird. And then I have a psychiatrist saying, absolutely, I believe you are a bird. I think you can turn into a bird. In fact, let me give you a prescription here. This will make it easier on your mind that as

you transition into a bird. And then I eventually go into the doctor's office and I say, doctor, I feel like I'm turning into a bird and I can fly, And he says, absolutely, you can fly. In fact, why don't we schedule you for a surgery next week where we'll chop your arms off and we'll glue wings to your arms. So now I went from being somebody mentally ill who has problems. Now I have people everywhere who I think are in positions of authority. They are confirming

my mental they are affirming my mental illness. They're confirming all of my delusions. Am I somebody you should dine with? Your friends were celebrating the assassination of a thirty one year old husband and father, because your friends are sick. They're very, very sick, and you need to stay away from them for your own sake, for the sake of your family. And look, I'm not saying you can't ever minister to them. In some way, bring them a meal,

you can touch base. Of course, of course you do that for people who are struggling, no different than no different than working in a homeless shelter. Do you ever do that? Done that before? You know what you encounter all day long, people who are drugged out, mentally ill, mentally broken. You can go serve help, but you're not throwing them in the back of your car and driving them down to Red Lobster for cheddar Bay biscuits. No, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I know that hurts, but you need to

get these people out of your life. They have moved on and embraced a level of mental illness. That's not just going to hurt them and hurt others. It could very easily hurt you if you had a friend who became a very violent person, maybe not even necessarily with you. They just love to punch. People love to get in fights all the time. Every time you went out, even at Red Lobster, he goes and pounds ten beers and

starts throwing punches at the bartender. Would you continue to go out with him or would you say, now you know I've got to move on. Your friends are broken mentally and they are going to become more violent, because that's what happens when your mind starts to melt and you get that affirmed by people in position of authority. I've told you this before too. Don't ignore the drug aspect of this. Did you know? I'm sure it's just the case in other states, but I can confirm it.

I know this for a fact in Texas. Did you know the pharmaceutical companies they will sponsor these LGBTQ demonic filth parades here? Did you know that? Why? Why do you think they do that? Because if you can shatter somebody mentally that way, they're going to buy your drugs for the rest of their probably very short lives. They will be buying your drugs until the day you kill yourself. That's the truth. Sad, it's horrible, it's evil, it's wrong, but that's the truth. Let them go, all right, fine,

let's get out of this. Let's talk just a little bit about history. And then someone wants to know, are you allowed to argue with a veteran? What's this guy supposed to do about his Mexican wife who's going crazy on him? It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday and ask doctor Jesse Thursday member. You can email us. We're live here Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.

So before I get back to the questions, remember we were talking last night about Katie Porker because she did that interview and it was just a disaster.

Speaker 4

What I'm saying to you is that well to those voters.

Speaker 1

Okay, so you.

Speaker 4

I don't want to keep doing this. I'm gonna call it.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 2

You're not gonna do the interview with him?

Speaker 4

Nope, not like this. I'm not not with seven follow ups to every single question you ask. Every other candidate has a I don't care.

Speaker 3

I don't care.

Speaker 4

I want to have a pleasant, positive Okay.

Speaker 1

So a horrible person, and remember what I said, you try to get to a bigger stage. It's going to expose how horrible you are to more and more people. Politico dug up this brilliant little gem. I know you can't see it, but Katie Porker is talking to the camera and some she's at a kitchen and some girl comes out behind her. You can see the girl walk out into the kitchen. It's some staffer who works for her.

How does Katie Porker handle it. Remember as I play this, remember this is how Katie Porker acts when the cameras are rolling. How does Katie Porker act.

Speaker 4

When we're gonna lose more than half a million Californians dying prematurely to air pollution and other problems, and the state could lose out of my shot?

Speaker 1

I wanted to say that that's actually incorrect. It's not that it's electric vehicles, it's that you don't need the commitments a Paris.

Speaker 4

Clim Okay, it does. Okay, you also were in my shot before that. Stay out of my shot.

Speaker 1

Why don't you stay out of my shot? Chris? You know what I think. I know you've never been in it, but I could see you doing that, and so now you know what, I'm gonna start acting more like Katie Porker. That's what we're gonna start laying down the law around here. Just a terrible, terrible person oracle. Simple question, who would win in a fight? The Japanese samurai or the Ottoman janissaries? Both were equally armed at some point in history. Your

siege of multi Lesson got me wondering. His name is Brian Okay, first, one thing I didn't say about the janissaries, the Ottoman Janissaries. Did you know there were slaves? They were oftentimes Christian slaves. They would again it's a Muslim empire of conquest. They would capture Christians and force them into military training. Yeah, there were slaves anyway, who would

win in a fight. It's hard for me, It's hard for me to believe anybody could really probably defeat if we're talking about a one on one battle here, because remember, you fight, you fight as a collective. You fight, you know, you fight as a team. That's how armies fight. But if we're talking one on one, it's hard for me to believe that anybody could probably defeat a Japanese Samurai. Remember the Samurai they went toe to toe with the Mongols.

The Mongols are the greatest army ever. Now, that Mongol army that crossed the ocean to try to invade Japan. You remember, that's when the hurricane came, the typhoon came and wiped them out. But they had landed and they did get a foothold, they got a toe hold in Japan. But the Japanese Samurai, they were given the Mongols everything they could handle the Mongols. The Mongols were blowing through everybody, and they ran up against the Japanese samurai and they

were all whoa, my gosh. Those samurai were bad, bad bad dudes. Man bad dudes. By the way, Chris forgot to tell you. You know how I've been dreaming about going to Japan. I mean, I've been to Japan, but that was in the Marines. It wasn't the most it wasn't the nicest trip. I've been dreaming about going to Japan. I was looking it up because I do this sometimes. They have a samurai museum in Japan and you can do samurai training. Or what Chris, why are you being

like this? Or I am not too tall to be a samurai. It's an advantage, Chris, I would, I would have a rich advantage. But okay, I'll give you that. Maybe I am too tall to be a samurai. The good news is they have two different schools at this museum. They have a samurai school in a ninja school. I can be a ninja. Of course I could be a ninja. You I've told you before how elusive I am. How I can people think because I'm so big that everyone notices me. But I can disappear like that. In plain sight,

I can disappear. I've I kind of blend into the crowd. I just understand. I have this. I have this covert instinct that not very many people have. I'm gonna do the Ninja School. I'm gonna go and I'm going to do the Ninja School, and it's going to be amazing. I've wanted to be a ninja ever since I watched that movie American Ninja. If he can do it, I can do it anyway. The Samurai are gonna beat the janisaries. Have you have you? Have you taken any classes yet

for Hillsdale. I'm not gonna be here tomorrow. What are you gonna do without me? I have a good idea. Why don't you go do something for free? You know how this show's free. Hillsdale gives out their wisdom for free, more than forty free online courses. A lot of these I would take if it interests you, you know, if it interests you, take this, if it interests you understanding capitalism. It's a seven lecture course. That's one everyone should take,

whether or not that interests you or not. It's important to understand how an economy is supposed to work. Why does free market? Why does that work?

Speaker 3

What?

Speaker 1

Take that course? At least take that course all right. Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse is where you go to enroll Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse. The others look. I like the history stuff more because it's more interesting. Capitalism is important. That's that's that's an important one. Go take that one, Jesse. I recently had a heated exchange with a veteran. To put it mildly, he was at a no King's protest. I think he's a trader. I never served, but my father was in World War Two? And your opinion,

did I overstep my bounds? I understand the inclination for patriots to automatically respect veterans, and that's good. I'm glad we are that way. I'm that way too. The second I see that guy in the grocery store with his Korean War hat, my respect meter goes through the roof in the exact same way. I get that, But being a veteran does not automatically exempt you from people arguing with you. It doesn't make you right about everything. It

doesn't mean you're not a dirt ball. Honestly, a lot of the heroes we talk about heroes, we know they come back in their scumbags. It's the way it works. Because you are brave and serve your country with honor does not magically make you a wonderful person. One of the best warriors I ever served with in my life. I was in Iraq with him, we walked the streets of Bagdad together. Was a total dirtball. I mean a

complete dirtball. You're in combat with him, He's magnificent. You're you're not gonna want him around your wife and kids. I promise you that that's just the way it is. All right, what's this guy supposed to do about his wife? Who's turning calmy. Let's talk a little bit more about these communist street thugs next

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