Identity Politics

could fit the bill? His name is Ryan. I don't know that you're wrong, but here is here is going to be the major hold up for a woman getting elected president in this country. And I'm not one of these people who's going to say it's never going to happen. That's crazy. Society's change, values change it probably will, but I will tell you right now why we have not had one yet and why it's going to be very,

very very difficult for a woman to do it. Part of this comes back to why the business world can be difficult for women who don't have the right mentality on it. Allow me to explain when it comes to politics, allow me to explain. Picture this. I want you to picture your dad. Your dad is a super important person, wealthy and powerful and important. Who would that be Bill Gates? No, No, I hate Bill Gates too much. Your dad is Michael Jordan.

Everyone knows who Michael Jordan is, billionaire, famous athlete. Everyone loves Michael Jordan. I want to wear his shoes. Michael Jordan. Let's picture Your dad is Michael Jordan. Okay, and so you as Michael Michael Jordan's kid. You know, you should know. I should say that. It doesn't sound great, it doesn't come off great. But there's been this thing, this this power you have your whole life, the power being your father, and when occasions arise, you pull out that power and

use it. So you want a better deal on the on the new Chevy you're about to buy. Hey, i'd like you to knock a couple grand off. You know, my dad's Michael Jordan, right, I mean I can bring him down. Here trying to get into University of North Carolina, where Michael Jordan went to school. Oh, you're rejecting my application. You know, my dad's Michael Jordan. Right. You get pulled over, cop pulls you over. Hey, you know my you know my dad's Michael Jordan.

my dad's Michael Jordan. You don't vote for me, you hate Michael Jordan. They can't help it. Everywhere they go it's I'm a woman. I'm a woman. If you don't like me, you're a misogynist. I'm a woman, I'm a woman with dome. It was I'm a black woman, I'm a black woman. I'm a black, I'm black, I'm black, I'm a woman. I'm black. I'm black. They're used to their entire career. Their party is so obsessed with identity politics. They're used to pulling that out every single chance they

get because it works in crazy lib feminist circles. It's a very small circle where it works, but it does work in those circles. If you walk in to a room full of twenty five year old single feminists on anti anxiety medication and you stand up and say they don't like a powerful woman like me, but I'm a woman, and I'm gonna shatter that glass ceiling and show these men whose boss, every single hag feminist in there will

cheer and yell yeah, I love you. The problem is the second you step out of that room and out of that bubble, it turns everyone else off. Everybody, stable women, married women, every dude, every single dude. There's no dude on earth except for Democrats, which they don't count as men. There's no dude on earth who hears that I am a woman. Hear me, roar crap and says, yeah, that's inspiring.

Every dude says, oh gosh, here we go again. So that makes it extremely difficult for a Democrat woman to get elected president because you can't just focus on that room full of crazy liberal feminist hags. Now on the Republican side, though, here's the problem the Republican women. Some of them they see that power source and they can't help themselves from pulling it out from time to time. Now,

this is not at all universal. Like Sarah Huckabee Sanders of Arkansas, I've never heard her do anything like this before. Just a friggin rock and a star. So this is not universal. But so many women on the right. Christy Holmes is actually a great example the new DHS head which I hate that pick, but anyway, Christy Holmes a great example. I've seen Christinomes do this multiple times. Figures. So a woman, I have to endure these attacks, these

misogynistic attacks as a woman. They can't help themselves. It's this Michael Jordan's my dad, and I know I can pull it out and gain an advantage. They cannot help themselves. It's given them an advantage for so long. They're so used to reach it in their bag of tricks and pulling that out that they can't stop themselves from using it.

And I'm here to tell every female politician listening right now, every single one of you on the right and the left, I don't care about you, screw all you, but every single one of them on the right, stop doing that, because every dude is turned off. It's gross. I don't give a crap. Every dude is turned off. It's gross. And if I may offer some more offensive advice, I'm sure i'll get a bunch of hate me all about you ladies in the business world as well. Believe it

or not, I am not a complete barbarian. I understand women go into the business world, and as much as I like to joke about it, I think that's totally fine. Good for you, go have a wonderful career. Take over the world. CEO this good good, go go, go go go. Don't ever ever ever pull out the it's because I'm a woman. Crap at work, nobody wants to hear it. And even though the girl in accounting who's given you the sympathetic gear and she's gonna pump you up, yeah,

you're right, you are a woman. Go girl, she does not have your best interest at heart. You will not succeed with that crap. You will not. You will hold yourself back, compartmentalize it, stuff it in your pocket. And I'm not here to say that women don't face some of that stuff at work. If you've ever talked to a woman in law, Oh gosh, big law, golly, you got you. You father is raising daughters and you're putting

her into law. You better get her prep now. The world of big law is a vicious world for women. They will treat women like crap. Chris, Yeah, that's sorry, Bud. Look, we all know your daughter is probably gonna be a lawyer. Everyone everyone knows that's in the cards. So you better get her prepared now. But big law, big finance. Ask Carol Roth is the last person in the world who would ever pulled out that it's because I'm a woman. Crap. She would never ever do it. And that's not what

she did with me. But you know, Carol and I are friends. She was big finance. You know that whole huge finance world. Oh, talk to Carol about what it's like in finance. If you're gonna go into those fields, I'm not telling you don't go into those fields. You better get yourself ready. You better get yourself ready for a harsh world that is not necessarily a woman's world. And as long as your mentality is fine going into it,

you'll be fine. But if you are going to carry that Michael Jordan's my dad, it's because I'm a woman, crap, no appetite for it. You will fail. You will not make it, as far as your question goes. That is why it's very very very difficult, almost impossible as we stand right now as a country for a Democrat woman to be elected president because they simply cannot help themselves. They have risen oftentimes in their party using that. They pull it out time and time and time and time

and time again. So when they stand on the national stage, if you're like Dome, Dome did this all the time. Dome was able to rise through California politics like that because they're so far left. She made an entire political career, a crazy, really lucrative political career. She made an entire political career of I'm a woman, I'm black. I'm a woman. I'm black. I'm a woman. I'm black. I'm a woman. I'm black. Well, now, when you're running for president, it's

not just nutty Californians. You got to appeal to Jack. You need blue collar Michigan guy who's putting together vehicles all day long and he doesn't want to hear that crap at all. That's nails on a chalkboard for him. It doesn't work. You can't do it. Conduct yourself more like Sarah Huckabee Sanders and you'll be just fine. Ahy, just do some emails and then we'll talk about these rhinos. Senators.

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exactly zero. If Kamala Harris was somehow set on fire and Joe Biden was standing by her with a glass of ice water, he would chug the water, dump the ice behind him, and walk away laughing. There's no chance that happens. Zero, zip, zip nada. Never believe it.

shave them? That actually might work. I hear what you're saying about shaving them to make them uglier and less cute. I understand that, and yes, it would show the rippling muscles more from the steroid use. But you know what's going to happen. This is the information age. Somebody's going to film the hamsters being shaved, and they'll be cued at first, and then they'll shave them and then look, my wife will be a part of the protests. I'm

telling you right now. If she has to watch hamsters fight to the death, she's going to be part of the protest. I think we need to set aside hamsters and go for something that's uglier and less cute. Rats. We can stay in the road and world and make it about rats. Everybody hates rats, and they can get enormous. We want more size and strength to make these gladiator battles more entertaining for the people. It's about giving the people what they want. I think rats and not tiny

cute ones either. We go to New York City and we find the ones that are the size of dogs, and we have them just go to war out there with each other rats instead of hamsters. But I do like your idea, kind of Chris, about shaving them somehow. We really need to make these things extra hideous. If this is gonna catch on, I like it. I like it a lot.

some sort of a weapon. Oh, I got it. What if you've ever seen a triceratops the dinosaur. That's what we need. Let's give them spiky horns on the end of their head, and then they're keen to dating. We can even it would make sounds and stuff like that, and we could make the material stuff that would spark when you do it.

This plays up in Montana not long ago. They catch somebody who said it and I don't mean set it by he was burning a heater and flicked it out the car window. Although that happens to please stop flicking your cigarettes out the car window. I'm talking. They catch a guy with a can of gas and a handful of matches. That's a fact. Eco terrorism is a huge deal, but it is covered up by the FBI and the

media because they're all on the same team. So of course you turn on the news and you hear about the white supremacists, but you don't ever hear about these greeny freaks who are out there torching wildlife, of course, in the name of mother Earth. Me a freaking headache is the Jesse Kelly Show Odd of Friday. Do not forget. If you miss any part of the show, you can

download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Don't forget to subscribe and leave us a rating talking about how big my hands are, Jesse, Which is worse having a gutless coward like Susan Collins or Lisa Murkowski that agrees with us on seventy percent but actively works against us with the thirty percent that matters, or having a Democrat

in the seat. I go back and forth on it. Okay, So let's talk about this because this is going to be something that we're going to rage about over the next four years on occasion, the different kinds of United States senators we have. So let's lay this out and I'm gonna I realize there's a reason to dislike every senator. It's very, very very hard to be principled at all in stand for the right things as a senator. It's just it's one of those jobs when you represent a

whole state and the swampiness of it. So I realize I may pay some compliments to people you can nitpick, and we can nitpick all of them, all of them. None of them are perfect. Okay, So let's let's deal with the top tier. And this is not an all encompassing list, just as a general example, who are the top tier senators. Those would be senators who we can reasonably assume will be with us on most things. Those are always, always, always going to be from blood red states.

These are going to be the Rand Paul's, the Mike Lees, the Ted Cruises of the world. Again, it's not an all encompassing list at all. Tubberville's pretty good. Schmidt from Missouri maybe the best senator we have. He's just so new. People don't know. But there's a few of them, right, There's a few. Okay, So let's set those guys aside. Again. I know you're throwing things at the radio. Ah, but Schmid did that. I know, I know, I know. They all screw something up from time to time. I get it.

Those are the good ones. Set those aside. Then let's deal with the problem. Children. These are the ones we're going to come back to, the real, real problem, the red state senators who screw us over when we need it, when we need universal arms locking. These guys can with us, but they oftentimes don't. These are the Lindsey Grahams, the Mike Rounds, Tom Tillis, John Corny, and John Thune. You've heard James language, You've heard me blast them a million.

And that's not again, not an all encompassing list, but you get exactly what I'm saying. These are the guys who should be in the first category. They should be universally with us. I mean, yeah, they're going to kick a vote here or a vote there. Maybe that's a paulse disagreement. Maybe they're being black maned. I don't know. But every now and then they're going to kick a vote. But those guys should be in category one instead they're in the other one. We won't address Democrats, but let's

dig into what you mentioned, Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski. Sometimes we have to take only what we can get. Okay, we have to take only what we can get. And this is not me moderating, you know that. But for instance, Larry Hogan, Maryland is a blue state. It is a blue state. Larry Hogan, he was just governor of Maryland and then he just mounted a Senate run. He lost, but he mounted a Senate run. Now, I'm never going to sit here and you never heard me sit here

on the radio and praise Larry Hogan. We need him in the Senate. He's everything we need. This is the lion, this is the Lee, but I wish he would have won. It's not because I agree with Larry Hogan. I disagree with him on most things, I really do. But for Maryland, he's the best we can hope for out of a state like that. If we were to get someone like him in the Senate. Is he gonna screw us fifty

sixty percent of the time? Yep, But that means he's not gonna screw us the other fifty percent of the time, Whereas if a Democrat gets elected, they screw us every single time. Which brings me to Murkowski and Collins. Look, I've watched Lisa Murkowski screw us over more times than I can count, and Susan Collins two. They'll do us wrong in a moment where we feel like we need

them the most. And when they do this, we and I'm guilty of this too, we unleash our fury on them and they're worth and I'm not telling you to stop doing that. I get mad at them, and they should feel that heat too. They need to feel our heat, they need to feel the storm of public opinion. They do, but we're probably not going to do better than Susan Collins in Maine I know, Chris, I know I'm not celebrating when I say it either that's we're not going

to do better. Probably maybe Alaska's kind of a different bird. But Alaska's not near as red as you think. When you think about Alaska, you think wild, rural, salt of the earth people, and that is a lot of Alaska. I fell in love with it when I went up there fishing with my old man. But Alaska also has it's very tribal. Some parts of it are super blue.

Alaska is about as purple as it can get. As much as Lisa Murkowski makes me want to pull out the three remaining hairs on my head, She's probably for now about as good as we can get in Alaska, so I actually she don't sit around stressing the Susan Collins Lisa Murkowski's of the world. I wish they were better, but I understand for Maine that's probably as good as I can hope for. My frustration is where we could and should be doing better and we fail. That's my frustration.

that I try to hold him to different standards. I know thee who hates school and doesn't want to study, and I have to tie him down to the table. My expectations of him are not straight a's that's not who he is. He's not who he is, not that not that kind of kid, doesn't like school, hates it too much, can't put in the time. Now, I need bes. I give me an a couple b I need bees. Don't get wrong, we're not bringing home ds in my house.

But that's fine. My other son, who is scholastic, is a studier, knows what needs to be done, and he's on it. Well, he doesn't ever get to bring me a c ever, ever, ever. Ever. Oh, that's unfair. Life's unfair. Texas my state pointing fingers here, we deliver c's from time to time. One named Cornyn. That's a that's a D. That's unacceptable for a state that should have an A. South Carolina, what are you doing? Yours both suck? Louisiana, Oklahoma, what are we doing? Those should be a's and we're

delivering c's not good enough. I know Alaska's gonna give me a C. It's the best I can hope for. I know I'm gonna get probably a D plus out of Maine, and honestly, at least it's not an F. The best I can hope for. Oklahoma is so freaking blood red. I could get elected in Oklahoma. I could. I could probably just play my radio show and get elected governor in that state. That's how amazingly right that state is. James Lankford, it's not good enough. You're bringing

me c's and d's and they should be a's. That's where we need to focus our ir. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. As I've told you, you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and you can leave us voicemails eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. Let's see her a couple of yes.

it's hard to hear. But Trump cannot fix everything. No man can. You can't walk into a poisoned system that has been poisoned down to the bones with all these problems as one man and simply change the entire thing. He can do a lot of good. It looks right now, he looks much more focused this time. It looks like he intends to do a lot of good. But remember when we elect candidates and we get excited about them.

Let's say you're excited about Donald Trump and your maga all the way and all that stuff, and that's good, that's fine, want an election, good, congratulations. Good. You can turn a man, and we do this all the time in politics. You can turn a man into a symbol. And that is the worst thing you can possibly do. And when I say turn him into a symbol, this is what I mean. You take all of your desires. You like this person, you're rooting for them, and it's

a very human nature thing to do. You take all of your desires and everything you know needs to be done. Like you said, you want out of the UN. I agree with you. I agree with you. I want to be out of the UN. And you take everything you want, everything you want done, and what you do is instead of acknowledging who the person is, what they actually want, what they will do, what they won't do, what they can do, what they can't do. Instead, you take all

your hopes and dreams and desires. I do this too, or all guilty of it, and you dump it onto their lap and you say, there, this is what I want he's gonna do this right? No, no, what what has he even acted like you wanted to or what is he even? What way do you think you would have the power to do that? You see what I mean? We have to be careful with wanting. Now that we want an election, we want to snap our fingers and right all the wrongs. But no one can right all

the wrongs. Nobody can, Jesse Kelly.

Laura Trump in that spot. But listen, Ronda Santis is going to be a team player to an extent. Donald Trump is going to be a team player to an extent. But do not think for a moment that Ronda Santis is just going to do whatever Donald Trump wants or what's best for Donald Trump. As much as you may hate this, as much as I hate this, those two are enemies. They cannot stand each other. They can't stand each other, and I'm not laying the blame at either

one of their feet. They are ambitious, successful men with huge egos. They have butted heads before, they will butt adds again in the future. They see the world the country very very differently. Ronda Santis is not going to become an extension of Donald Trump just because Donald Trump got elected president. That leads me to believe I'm guessing it won't be Laura Trump who gets put into that

Senate seat. Now, you can do with that what you will. Hey, pink Flower, if you had to pick one national institution to fix above all others, what would it be? I think I would choose boy Scouts of America. The trainees and pedophiles targeted them years ago. We need strong boys. Gutting the Rainbow Mafia from the Boy Scouts seems to be the logical first step of gutting it from the military. Okay, look, I don't dismiss this idea at all. Remember they went

after the Boy Scouts on purpose. It wasn't an accident. They decided to infiltratee and destroy the Boy Scouts specifically because of what you just said. It was an organization treating young men, training young men to be quality, productive, hard working citizens in a society with honor and family. These are all things the communists despises. They can't have a society full of men like that. So what do

you do, Well, you just got it. You attack the organization, You bank on the people who run it being too weak to stop you from your attacks, which of course they were, as they oftentimes are, and then you take it over. But no, that's not the institution that's most important. The institution that's most important that they took over as the Church, by far, by far, by a mile. The American Church is the only force in this country that is powerful enough to cook not only just combat communism

to wipe it out. If the American Church would actually be a church universally, then it would wipe out communism in this country with a vengeance, it would. But instead, through many many, many, many many years and a bunch of low tee pastors and a bunch of losers and scumbags taking over these huge corporate churches, it's been watered down and whittled down to just this. I love hip Jesus. Oh my gosh, look at our new tranny elderoo Well. Saint George Floyd had a good point, we do have

white privilege. That was my pastor. I'm not pointing fingers at yours. That was mine. I left that church of yours, the American Church becoming some effeminate, limp wristed Loserville. That is what we need to change. And it's not every church, mind you. There are incredible churches out there speaking the truth and raising people to be the Christian warriors they're supposed to be. But there are a bunch of dork churches out there that I don't want to touch. That

I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable. What if someone sends me an email pathetic