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not important. But Jeff Daniels went on MSNBC. Now let me give you just a little bit of background here. You may know this, you may not, But artificial intelligence, you already know, is everywhere, and that artificial intelligence videos are now all the rage, all the rage. If they wanted to make a video of you speaking in Donald Trump's voice while writing a dinosaur that they could make that, right Trump, because he's just one of the biggest trolls ever.

Trump on the during the No Kings protests, puts up a video. The video was obviously AI. It wasn't real. Who knows who made it? I promise it wasn't Trump. The video was AI and it shows Donald Trump as a fighter pilot. He gets in a fighter jet, he flies over a No Kings rally protest and he drops poop bombs. He drops poop on the people in the No King's Rally protest. All right, So is it the most mature thing in the world. No, but it's hilarious.

It's totally Donald Trump. It's just it's Tim Tim all right. So that was it was just a dumb, dumb AI video. It doesn't even by the way, I don't even think it's the top of the dumbest AI videos Trump has never done. Remember when he did the one of him and net and Yah who in Gaza and after Oh, Chris, you don't remember the Gaza one. Oh my gosh, you have to look it up. So get that, No, Chris, I'll tell you. This is when Trump was telling everybody that he was going to turn Gaza into real estate,

beachfront property. He then puts up an AI video of him and Netanyahu sitting on a beach in Gaza having my ties in front of this lecture. It was just the dumbest thing in the world. Anyway, it's what Trump does. So the fighter jet, the poop on the protesters, this is just a dumb Trump thing. That led Jeff Daniels to say something like this, do.

the tranny insanity. And the other reason I say that is not only are the child tranny stuff, by the grace of God, that's going away, that fad is passing, but this Abigail span Burger chick, who's trying to be the governor of Virginia. She came out and said this, and.

It occurred. Then what it means in the past, planning a flag and a territory means one is claiming it as one's own. This has been done throughout history and it's still done today. My questions are, am I weird for seeing it this way? And if not weird? And this is what it means why do I feel like I'm the only one who sees it this way? Okay, so, for one, you're not weird at all. But let me

explain something. We have, for a very long time in this country, at different points in time, had mass influxes of people from certain countries. It's really fascinating when you go look at it. In fact, I would encourage you to encourage you, you know how, I've told you to visit New York City, especially before man Donnie gets there and finishes the place off. Go to Ellis Island, but we won't go into.

probably heard of it in Ireland. There were we were accepting new people at this point in time, and so a large quantity of people from Ireland showed up in America. They showed up in America and you are now new You're a foreigner. You're new here, new customs, new country, new everything, and you are going to do something that

is completely natural and completely understandable. You are going to find other Irish people, people who share your language, who share your customs, who share your food preferences, who share your worship preferences, and you are going to go live amongst them. For comfort, for protection, for a variety of reasons. You are going to go and live amongst Irish people.

Same thing with the Attacksians. Italians came over here and mass where you're going to go, You're going to find other Italians and you're going to talk about olive oil. This is the Chinese, especially during the railroads, this time mass influxes of Chinese. Where are you going to move? If you show up on a boat from China, You're going to find other Chinese people. This is part of why we have China towns in many American cities across the United States of America. This is how it works.

So same thing with Mexicans. We have had over the years, a hugeux of influx of people from Mexico come into the United States of America, and some of them are going to end up in a Mexican neighborhood, and there's going to be a lot of Mexican food and Mexican culture and Mexican pride, and there are going to be Mexican flags there. It does not always mean that that person considers it a conquest of some kind. It doesn't always mean that you're not weird for seeing it that way.

But it doesn't always mean that. Sometimes it's just a mixture of things. But it should have a time limit on it. You know, the Irish neighborhoods flying Irish flags are gone now because the goal should be if you get here, to become part of it, here to become part of American culture. So you don't feel the need to stay in the Irish neighborhood. You'll move to any neighborhood in America. You know, half my neighbors are Mexicans. My best friend is Mexican. You're not in the barrio anymore.

Packed it up, moved out. He's got the biggest American flag in the neighborhood. The goal should be for any immigrant group to become America American, not this. This is the police chief of Dearborn.

him in right now. I won't be here tomorrow to let you know. I'll be doing the Megan Kelly tour thing, and I'm sure we'll probably have some some clips of my wittiest moments and they'll probably be so many of them, they'll probably just be witty moment after witty moment. I don't know if there are still tickets available, Chris. You can get tickets if they are available at Megankelly dot com if you're in the area. I want to make

the drive, maybe make the flight. Come out and see me, be me, Megan Kelly, don Junior, good old time, All right. Sonny Hustin dropped a and a funny on Accident and Accidental Funny on the view. Here she was talking about her kids and being pope.

especially one that's so racist against your son. And by the way, I do enjoy the clearly made up stories. If there's one thing that never happened, ever, Sunny Houston never went down and talked to the cops and told them not to arrest her son for training to the Olympics. That's not a thing that happened at all. But communists lie like communists breathe, because, as we've said, I.

but I'll just give you this little tidbit. Scott introduced a bill amid reports that home security cameras by Lorix, sold at big box retailers throughout the USA, are quietly monitoring homes using technology from a Chinese surveillance firm legally

bound to assist Beijing's sweeping intelligence apparatus. Every time I talk to a grid expert, a national security expert, they tell me things about China's surveillance here, China's access to our electrical systems are computer systems that make me absolutely mortified. I always remember this about China. If you do business in China, if you are a Chinese business of any kind,

you work for the Communist Party. You are not allowed, ever, it's not allowed in their system to tell the government no. So even if even if maybe you don't work for them today, maybe you're making skittles. Those are probably made in China too. Maybe you're making skittles in China, and maybe maybe you've never heard from anybody in the Chinese

Communist Party at all. That's fine. But if tomorrow there's a knock at the door and it's General Chin and he's coming in and he's telling you, hey, we need you to start putting fentanyl in the skittles you send to America. You don't have the option to say, ooh, sorry, Chin, can't do that. No, you say, yes, sir, may I, I have another Every Chinese business is beholden to the Chinese Communist Party, and the United States of America buys

national security things from China. Uh. It's so frustrating. It is so frustrating to watch politicians over the years, Republican and Democrat by the way, sell our country out to the Chinese, just selling off the land, selling off our manufacturing, running it overseas. We then turn around and buy critical national security things. We buy drones from China. Oh, is that some Chinese spyware? And they're no, it's fine. Hey, let us install this home camera in your house. Will

the CCP be watching it? Oh? They might where are your solar panels made. Let me spoil it for you. China America will smash its own energy sector and then pay you your own money back when they give you Turks credits. It's your own money. Pay you your own money back to go buy solar panels made by our mortal enemy. The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, Fantastic Wednesday, a hump Day. Remember if you miss any part of the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart,

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World War One. They're aging out quickly. The empire is crumbling, but they had a long, good run. Then we're wrong. They had nothing to be ashamed of. Empires the last forever. It's crumbling on them, it's falling apart. They had Armenian Christians as a minority in their Muslim population, and during the reign of the Ottoman Empire, Christians in Jews were They were always minorities, and they were never equal citizens. So I don't want to act like they were. But

at various points in the empire they were actually treated. Okay, so Chris isn't going to be allowed in public office. Neither am I. But we have rights, we can live freely. We're not beaten in the streets. But what happens, what happened so many times in countries, is when you have a minority population, maybe an unhappy minority population, and you get into a war with another country, the minority population it can be looked debt as a potentially subversive, maybe

even traitorous portion of your country. Hey, these Armenian Christians, they seem like the type of people who are going to collaborate with the enemy against us. I bet they're collaborating now against us. That kind of thing, and some look sometimes it does happen, obviously, so it's not always based on fake stuff. What they decided to do in Turkey, the Ottomans was they decided to get them out, march

them out so they can't do anything. And remember they were already looked at as a lesser than minority, lesser than the Muslim population. And on top of that, it was a logistical nightmare. Remember we've had this talk many times before, like on our Andersonville when we didn't when I did that history thing on Andersonville. This is the tale. This is the true story of the Trail of Tears

and stuff like that too. Logistical nightmares are oftentimes treated as malicious historical atrocities, and sometimes they are, but sometimes they're just logistical nightmares. You don't have the food, you don't have the shelter, you can't put it together. The Armenian genocide was massive. It was malicious by the way. It was massive. It was evil, mass starvation, women were abused in terrible ways, pregnant women. It was terrible, but

a horrible logistical situation made it as bad. We'll never know the true number, but a lot of Armenians died. And it's always been a story that fascinated me because I like Armenians. I've known several in my life. The dudes are almost always tough as nails. The women are wonderful. The Armenians I've known have always been wonderful people. I'm just kind of a fan. I was, actually, it's a long story, was in an Armenian neighborhood for a bit of time at one point in time, completely enjoyed my

time there. I would have moved in completely enjoyed my time there. Yeah, it was a funny thing. Chris just asked me if there was a big lobby asking me to talk about it. So get this. You want to hear Bonker's little thing. You know, I ran for Congress twice, lost twice. Both times I was running for Congress, I had lobbyist groups from Turkey and Armenia lobbying me about this issue. That's correct, about an issue that's one hundred

years old. The Armenians wanted to know, hey, are you going to back a resolution calling this a genocide for what it is? The Turks wanted to know, hey, you're going to You're not going to call this a genocide? Right, countries they don't let go of things like this. And look, when we're talking a million dead, that's going to be something you hang on to for quite a while. One hundred years is not that many generations removed. How many Armenians are alive today, How many are listening to the

sound of my voice right now? Who lost somebody and that whole disgusting disaster. It's it's funny how many places don't let it go. Japan, for instance, You remember our I've talked about it during our Kamikaze episode. We think about the Empire of Japan in a lot of different ways.

But while I'm talking about the Empire of Japan, not Japan today, the Empire of Japan, we think about a lot of the terrible things they did, not just the conquest, but the atrocities, that endless atrocities, the human rights violations. It was just it was really, really, really bad. That's not how Japan teaches it. It's a source of controversy to this day. To this day, the Japanese government, the Japanese people, they don't step up and acknowledge that at all.

It's a big rift between them and China. When it comes to you've probably heard of the story of the Rape of Nanking. We won't go into it here, where the Japanese stormed into the Chinese, Chinese capital back then and did all these horrible atrocities and rape and murder and was terrible. The Chinese to this day will come out and say, no, no, you need to acknowledge it.

You killed five hundred thousand people, and the Japanese to this day, I'll say, ah, I mean, look, maybe twenty five thousand, maybe twenty five thousand, a couple of troops got out of hand here, one or two guys got out of hand there. It's not near as bad as you're making it out to be. And to this day it's controversial, as in I will probably just on that two sentence little explanation I just gave, I will probably get complaints from one side or the other. Countries hang

on to it. I think it's fascinating, Jesse. I think the government shut down is a great thing. However, my daughter is dating a young man who just started in the Space Force, says they aren't getting paid. How do you reconcile a great thing like the federal government shut down with the fact our nation's service members are working without pay. I think it's disgraceful that they tie it to troop pay. That's what I think is disgraceful. But of course that's part of why they do it. That's

part of why they do it. They do it so your hand always feels forced. It's like when they take one good thing and throw it in a really really bad bill. They'll take some trillion dollar pork bill full of a bunch of legalized government corruption, and then they'll throw in one hundred miles of border wall, and they'll say, well, you're not going to vote against the border wall, are

you exact same kind of thing? These people, as dumb as so many of them are, really are clever people when it comes to things that matter to them, which is their money and their power. They're great at that. Well, we can't pay the troops. Disgraceful, disgraceful that our troops are not getting paid. It's freaking horrible. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of a Jesse Kelly Show until we return on Friday. So don't panic when you

tune in tomorrow and I'm gone. Just send me a question, ask me anything Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and we will chop away at those on Friday. Now, it's not all bad news. I know. Me being gone tomorrow is winging heavy on your heart, is as heavy as ten boxes.

If you meet somebody and that person consumes hamburger helper, that's going to be assault of the earth human being that you can hang out with. Chris, have you ever met somebody you could? Anyone? Name one person you What did you just say? What do you mean you don't eat hamburger helper? Why it's low class? Excuse me? Corey? Do you eat hamburger helper? Of course he does, low class. Have you seen the flavors there's dude it, Chris. It's

not just cheeseburger, Chris. They have all kinds of flavors low class. Excuse me? And hamburger helper is better reheated than it is the first time. There's something about the grease or something like that. Dude, Chris, is it's bonkers to me? Somebody as cheap as you doesn't eat hamburger helper? Is it not kosher? I think it's kosher. It's got No, you don't have class, Chris. Oh, that reminds me. Here's something else. Now, I'm pretty sure you people can't eat this,

So this isn't necessarily going to be for you. But here's a little underrated thing I used to do. You know, Velvita shells and cheese. You know, I'm a big Velvita fan. I like cheese, Velveta shells and cheese. There's a recipe online. They used to put it on the box. I don't know if they still do that anymore, but I'm sure it's easy to find online. For a cheeseburger mac. You do with the velveta shells and cheese, and you can

edit it to make it your own. It's not complicated, and you're throwing burger in a pan and you brown the burger. But whatever, unbelievable unbelievable people don't know about it. Most people just forget it. Most people walk by the velveta shells and cheese looking for something classy like Kraft Mac. The Velveta shells and cheese cheeseburger map mac. It feeds a family of four, maybe not if you have teenage boys, but it feeds a family of four. I'm telling you,

freaking delicious. And if you're a single dude or a chick who's trying to pack on some pounds, maybe you're getting too skinny. You can eat on this thing for three or four days, I'm telling you three or four. Imagine how much of it Chungus can eat. I bet she can put what Chris, you know, Chungus can lay that lay waste to the whole thing. There aren't gonna be any leftovers when Chungus gets ham on some cheeseburger.

Mac guarantee, guaranteed, I guarantee. She's not a big Puretalk customer either, You know that, Patriots, Yeah, I know she's a big customer. She's just not a Puretalk customer. Patriots switched to Pure top Communists have Horizon At and T T Mobile because those companies are futrid filth and they take your money and they use it against you and against your country. Country. Do you know what you know

what Pure talk is doing right now? You know, rescue dogs, These dogs that just get abandoned and left, always looking for a home, wonderful thing to adopt a rescue dog. Pure Talk figures this out. Wait a minute, we have all these veterans struggling with PTSD loneliness, needing, somebody needing something. Why don't we pair the two? Why don't we get rescue dogs and connect them with veterans who are struggling. So while you're funding Black Lives Matter, I'm getting rescue

dogs with veterans. They're on the same tower. I'm paying half of what I used to pay. You keep your phone, keep your phone number, or get a brand new one switched to the company that cares about this country. Dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. All right, Jesse. You mentioned several times how when Obama got into office he started installing communists everywhere. He can't and it sounds simple enough.

If one president can do that, why can't one president reverse that and start installing patriots in those same positions. Well they are slowly. Here was the problem. It's not just that they installed all these communists throughout the government. The communists they installed then began hiring and installing other ones. Remember Obama was there for eight years filling the swamp as fast as he could. Donald Trump one point zero first term may have campaigned on it. He didn't at

all understand the importance of draining said swamp. He just thought that they were gonna work for him because he was the boss. He just didn't understand that yet. He does understand that now, and so we are facing and then another four years of Joe Biden. That's sixteen years of the communist cancer metastasizing. How about that word of the communist cancer metastasizing inside of the government that doesn't get removed in nine months. They are beginning. We are

replacing the people in the top offices. But remember it's an entire building. It's not just the top floor, several floors below, all the way down to the ground floor. You have communists who've been installed there, and it's gonna take time. And now here's a headline, but you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Louve director admits insufficient camera coverage inside the heist. I'm calling this right now. You can say I'm full of crap,

or you can say it's an obvious point. When they finally figure out who jacked the jewels from the Louver in France, it's going to be an inside job. Somebody inside of that building, someone inside of that building was in on the heist. Guaranteed has to be. There's no other explanation. Columbia's president Petro tells Univision he wants to

get rid of Trump. You Latin American dictators are getting awfully lippy with the man who's nuke and drug boats and who's parked the entire United States Navy right off your coast. You best be real careful there, mister Columbian president, unless your military is greatly improved over what it's been before. More bad news for DAMS. Focus groups see the party as weak and woke. The Republicans better thank their lucky stars every day that Democrats are evil and insane and stupid,

otherwise they'd be in trouble. Florida files Supreme Court case after illegal immigran truck driver kills three. I just I'm so sick of these stories because it reminds me that I have children and a wife who go out and drive on the highway, and that big semi bearing down on them, on them may very well have some drunk illegal who doesn't even speak English. Tulane University deplays delays

approval of TPUSA chapter revival. Communists across this country are so scared of the rising storm on the right, and it is fantastic. It makes me smile when I read stories like this. I will see you on Friday. I'm not gonna beer tomorrow. That's all