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a moment. Texas. The headline is Texas cements business friendly reputation after locking in tax bands. All right, maybe this doesn't apply to you, Probably doesn't at all. I told you on that election day that everyone said was a disaster. You know, we lost in New Jersey, we lost in Virginia, But that election day was not a disaster everywhere that in places like my home state of Texas, we had elections, elections that were not well advertised many people, most people

didn't even know about them, didn't participate in them. But we had an election in boy, it wasn't sexy at all. There were just a bunch of constitutional amendments. Who even knows about these amendments? What do they even do? Nobody cares? And then a couple local bond things that one's gonna show up, right, But people did show up enough, good people did show up. And now Texas because people showed up to vote, is redder than it was before that election.

There are still wins, so many wins available to us out there if we stay involved and participate. And that's a tough message to deliver right now, because I understand and with all this recent news that has not exactly made us thrilled, with the elections and the comments and everything else, that people are generally down right now on our side, more down than we have been. The honeymoon period's kind of over, and now there's a bunch of fighting and things like that. So I understand all that.

We can be down, we can be angry, we can voice our displeasure when we have it. But we still have so many elections. It's so many different levels we can win if we stay involved. Because another good thing deep state panics. This is from life set deep set deep state panics. As prosecutors quit amid the new Trump Russia Origins investigation, don't worry about all the details on it. Just know they are digging in to who came up with this Trump Russia hoax. They're going to expose these people.

I don't know that they're going to prison. I'm not promise you that, but they're going to expose these people. And now there is a level of terror in the federal government that is prompting prosecutors communist ones to quit. Is it everything? No, But these are little wins we wouldn't be having under President Kamala Harris. Remember that, Jesse. Actually, this guy says, dear balding mice hands, it's not nice. It feels like in just the past few months there

is a growing rift among conservative pundance slash influencers. Much of it seems to be focused on Tucker Carlson, but it goes beyond him. Many of these infighters are people I've always respected and appreciated, So it's hard to make sense of it all. Please explain this to me like I'm a Pima Community College dropout. That's not nice, Okay, So let me explain it to you quite frankly. All right,

I don't care. I don't care at all. There is something you have never heard me participate in and I hate to use the word never, but you never will. That is this poop throwing among people who do conservative media for a living. I was when I was, especially when I was working construction. I was a radio consumer, long before I ever dreamed of actually doing radio or

something like that. I was a listener all kinds of different shows day and night, this channel, that channel, all kinds of different shows, and so long before I ever dreamt of doing this, I was just a construction guy. Long before I did this, I listened. You know what never once interested me in the least, never once, and many of them did. It was the radio host yelling and screaming and complaining about another radio host, about another

TV host. I can't believe this guy, and this guy steals all my stuff, and I hate this guy and that guy's stupid. Oh take that and shove it. You're all look important fingers at me. I get to now screw off for a living while people are out there barely making ends meet. I do a radio show. Don't bring drama to me when I'm listening to your radio show, like a bunch of teenage high school girls fighting over the prom King I couldn't possibly care less. You know

the problem with all this stupid infighting. I'm better than this guy, and that guy is evil and you shouldn't listen to him, and you should. You know, the problem is the real problem. It's boring. It's boring. Is that make your better? I've got you for fifteen minutes, thirty minutes, while you make dinner, while you work, while you drive home. Does it make your day better? That Clay Travis is such stupid I hate him. Buck Sexton's an idiot? And

then they come on tomorrow Jesse Kelly stupid? Jesse, what an idiot? Do you want to listen to high school girl drama? I have dedicated precisely zero percent of my life to gossiping and soap opera drama about other privileged people who get to screw off for a living. I don't care. I don't care what the fighting is about. I'm not participating in it. It doesn't move the movement forward. I'm not interested. It's boring. I'm not involved at all, and I would encourage you. I don't care where you

fall on any of this stuff. If people you listen to or watch do that complain or change the channel. Don't reward that nonsense. That doesn't look. We have huge battles to fight, you know how, I always say, we have with ten one hundred thousand battles to fight in our war to save the country. We have gigantic elections and amendments, and the federal things and state things and

local and that, so many cultural things. We still have to clean out the university system and deport fifty million people in that the so many fights, thousands and thousands and thousands of fights that tangibly matter. You are on your way to your second job because Christmas is coming up, and that's the only chance you have at putting gifts

under the tree for Aiden, Jaden and Braden. Do you think I'm ever going to force you to sit here and listen to me complain about someone who has an opinion I don't like on his podcast or has a guest that did that is so freaking lame. I find it small, lame, and most importantly, as I said, boring, I don't care, don't care at all, And this stuff

only exists online. People who have real life concerns about affording health insurance, about the crime in their neighborhood, about that about their child who just graduated from college and can't find a job. They don't give a crap about two podcasters throwing gorilla poop at each other. It doesn't

matter at all. Jesse, I can't find where I read it, but I read that whensome Seers made anti Trump remarks early in her campaign, which is why Trump didn't endorse her and Trump supporters didn't vote for the Maybe that's true. I'm not totally boned up on that. But every race has its own tale to tell, every single race. I wish we still have the O ownership of Virginia. I

really wish we did it. It was a nice little do we want to call it a blip when Glen Youngkin won, But remember Virginia is not a red state, of course, when you get away from DC. It's a very very red area, rural red, salt of the earth, one of the more underrated beautiful states. In fact, having lived there once before, I would argue whether they have

the best four season combo in the country. You get a good hot summer, you get a really really cool, colorful fall, some snow cold in the winter, a nice beautiful spring. The best four seasons in the country are Virginia, but it's not a red state and it's probably not a purple state. We got a lightning in the bottle thing because the country despised Joe Biden and Democrats. Glen Youngkin was a very good candidate, ran a very good race. Virginia just might not be ours, right, this might not

be ours. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. You could email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So I thought maybe before we get back to any emails or stories, I thought, maybe, just maybe we should do a brief just a few minutes. I think history again,

how did the Roman Republic fall? Well, there were a variety of reasons, But how did Rome go from being a country that went from being ruled by the Senate where the people had what they thought at least was some representation to being a country that was ruled by emperors, which, of course, in the end brought about its collapse. Well, the wealthy elite in the Roman Republic join forces with the Senate, who were often wealthy elite themselves, to import

massive amounts of foreign slave labor. Why, well, they didn't want to pay Romans wages. They weren't any different back then than things are today. Have you ever had have you ever had a major corporation buy out a local business of yours. We have this local cafe in my area. Wonderful, wonderful people owned this cafe, and it was this little Christian cafe. They have Bible versus on the walls. But the food was fantastic, just real, homegrown, greasy spoon cafe food.

One of the best things on the menu was patty sausage. Patty sausage. Well it was fresh. It was fresh patty sausage. And you could tell they're forming that patty in the back and slapping it down on the flat top. Delicious. Big corporation comes in, buys up the restaurant. I go in there, I ordered the patty sausage. Next time, what do I get? I get the hockey puck sausage that clearly came out of the freezer. Why save money? It was all about saving money back to the Roman Republic.

They didn't want to pay Roman citizens wages. Why would I pay wages? Why would I pay this Roman one hundred dollars a day when I can go down to the slave market pay one thousand dollars for a slave. I never have to pay him a day in my life. And slowly, but surely, due to the mass importation of foreign slave labor, the Roman citizens began getting angrier and

angrier and more disenfranchised. The currency was devalued. Soon they couldn't afford homes and couldn't afford jobs because their country had been filled by foreigners. And soon the country devolved into horrible, horrendous civil wars. The government collapsed, and they ended up being ruled by emperors, some of whom may read their horses. From that point forward, none of this

is sounding familiar, right. Don't ever accept from anybody, Democrat or Republican that we absolutely have to have these brilliant, saintly foreigners coming in here to they'll do jobs Americans won't do. Our entire history in this country is Americans doing wonderful jobs, dirty jobs. Our jobs. Our entire history in this country is Americans learning, being willing to work for a paycheck. This crap is not going to work.

H one B visa thing will not be a big priority for your administration, because if you want to raise wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with tens of thousands or hundreds.

people suck and America should burn. Why don't we teach Americans how to do things and then watch them do things? And oh, oh, I understand it might involve saying people a decent wage. It might even evolve benefits, And I know, I know you would much rather hire Booboo for fifty cents an hour. I totally get it. He's so much cheaper. He's not even any problem. He never complains to HR. He comes into work every single day. I pay him virtually nothing, and like a good little slave, he sits

there and goes to job Americans won't do. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So, Jimmy Kimmell, you know that Doric who's on late night comedy. He goes and does his podcast with his wife. Jimmy doesn't speak in this, it's just his wife. But what you're about to hear is so insanely sad, and I

want you to take this to heart. If you are a parent, or if you're a child, maybe you don't know what you believe, Maybe you don't care about politics, maybe you're still exploring. Laugh right, Okay, got it? Signing up to be a leftist, a democrat, a communist. If I can incentivize you with one thing, it's signing up to be miserable. Miserable that I'm not here to tell you that Republicans are always happy and Democrats are always sad.

It's not that when you succumb to communism, when you give into it, embrace it, because it's a religion of destruction, you will be destroyed yourself, your soul, your happiness. You will walk around all the time angry and bitter and miserable, and people will cease wanting to be around you. We had a Halloween party recently at Halloween time, and maybe I told you a little bit of this, but a woman showed up at that Halloween party with her husband.

I'm good friends with her husband. And this woman at the Halloween party was the you know what liberal Aunt Peggy I tell you about all the time, just in place of the Democrat in your life. Liberal Aunt Peggy, she is the one I have pictured every single time I have said that term. That's what she was. Miserable, bitter, angry, clueless, struggling constantly with anxiety. Life sucks, everything's the end of the world. Trumpler, always miserable, always looked like she'd just

bitten in to the worst lemon in the world. She walks into the Halloween party. AUV and I both noticed and she was happy. You could just tell she almost looked younger. Does that sound weird? Almost looked young years younger and happy. We'd never see her smile like that. We end up getting some time with them. We were having some chicken fingers, no big deal. We end up getting some time from time with them. Over the last year or two. She came out of it. She came

out of that. Cal voted for Trump in twenty twenty four. Goes to church now and I flat outside. You seem so happy, And she said, oh my gosh, it's like I'm not even the same person anymore. All that bitterness, all that misery, all that anger, letting it go. So I'm gonna play this for you. This is Jimmy Kimmel's wife and the politics and Trump and all that other stuff, even her family stuff. You can listen to it, it's fine,

But listen to her and ask yourself. Maybe you're considering whether or not to talk to your kids about politics. Maybe you're even considering which side to choose, You're weighing both options. Is this what you want for your life?

me anymore. It is to me it's family values. And I'm angry all the time, which isn't healthy at all, But I like personalize everything now. When I see these terrible stories every day, I'm immediately mad at certain aunts, uncles, cousins who put him in power. And it's really hard, and I wish I could like deprogram myself in some way.

or anything like that. You are signing up to be miserable. And I really want this message to hit home for you. If you are a young woman, maybe a child, maybe in your twenties. If you are a young woman, I understand the pressures in your social circleures you will undoubtedly feel, or maybe already are feeling. Hey, just come over, just come over, Come on, we're the kind ones. We're going to be nice. Don't you want to be nice, Susie,

Come up, be nice. You're signing up to be miserable for the rest of your life, unless unless you're like my friend's wife, unless you one day come out of it miserable the rest of your life. Is that what you want? Hey, Jesse, am I crazy? Or as John Soon or as John Thune not sucked as a leader? Well, yes, that's true. John Thune has sucked as a leader, that's true. And I'm not going to go off on Red state GOP primary voters as I've done a thousand times. I'm

not going to do that. In fact, because it's been such a heavy show. I actually want to put maybe a better face on this. Remember leadership, leadership in the House and Senate. Remember how that is obtained. It is obtained through years and years and years of not only being there. It is obtained by raising large quantities of money and handing that money out to other guys who

are in Congress or running for Congress. If I'm Congressman Jesse Kelly and I really want to be in leadership, I will work my fingers to the bone raising money. I'll be on the phone with donors, I'll ask my donors, I'll fly across the country and I'm raising money. Let's say I raised ten million dollars and I have ten million dollars in my congressional account a pack or something like that. Well, depending on what kind of pack and the rules, I can send that money to go help

Congressman Chris. Hey, Chris, you're running for reelection. Got a tough reelection fight this year? Hey, you know what here, I'm going to run two million dollars in ads for you in your district. Okay, well, that was awfully nice of me, right, But what's Chris gonna say next year when I knock on his door and I say hey, Chris, I'm running to be Speaker of the House. I would really love your vote. What's it gonna say. He's gonna say, yes, sir. That's what he's gonna say, Yes sir. Okay, that I

owe you. That's how these guys rise to positions of leadership. But that also begs the question where do you get the money? Is it just donors? There aren't that many people with a lot of money who donate to Republican politicians. Though there aren't that many of those in any given area, there aren't a bunch. You have to raise money from organizations inside Washington DC. Industries inside Washington DC, we talk

about things like the defence industrial complex. Okay, how much money do you think I'm going to raise if I won't take any money from the large defense contractors Versus how much money do you think they'll send me if I promise no, no, no, no no, I'm always going to put more money in there for you guys. If you want to rise to leadership, you have to raise money

and distribute it large quantities of it. If you want to raise large quantities of money to distribute, you have to bloodsuck the DC area itself, and they are going to come knocking on your door when critical votes happen, and they are going to ask for a return on their investment. They do it all the time, shitties. The Jesse Kelly Show Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. Remember if you miss any part of it, you can download at iHeart Spotify iTunes. I'm still just chapped about this.

I can't get over.

in the federal government from you and me. I'm telling you right now, and I've already I've been told that the House took this provision out. Chris, you can write this one down. If I find out a single GOP senator who had their rights violated sues the government gets money from it half million or whatever, and keeps that money, I'm going to destroy you on the air. I am

going to crucify you on the air. I might make it a daily segment for a month if I find out you put a special carve out for yourself, sued for half a million dollars and kept the money. If you do that, if you sue for half a million dollars, fin that better go to a charity, that better go to veterans may be helpedul pay for some of those January six ers legal fees. If I find out you pocketed half a million dollars of my money without giving a carve out to normal citizens, I'm going to lose

my freaking mind. I'm telling you right now, I'm going to dedicate just like Medal of Honor Monday, I will dedicate a weekly segment to just trashing you on the show. I will write it down, Chris, I will. That's how much this kind of crap steams me. Gosh, cheez Jesse. About four months ago, me and my wife decided to apply for SNAP. Not proud of it, but apparently working sixty plus hour work weeks in my dime, working part time as well as taking care of our three kids

who are under five. Gosh, isn't enough. These people who live off SNAP forget that it's not to survive off of it's supplemental nutritious nutrition assistance program to supplement you. We were actually told I make forty dollars a month too much for these benefits. Then to hear people all over complaining how they actually have to work to get food now drives me insane. They're robbing those who actually need assistance. It's as difficult as lifting ten boxes thanks to them, as.

extent they are. They will have files, folders, Excel spreadsheets, making sure they don't have to work, making sure they have applied at the right time and didn't declare too much. Here is essentially like a full time job for them to find a way to bloodsuck the American taxpayer. And this is this, This cannot continue this way. If we had to, if we had to point to one huge benefit of the government shut down, I would argue it

is this. The American people got to finally get a little taste of how much abuse and waste there is inside the federal government, inside the federal welfare program. It's really, really, really bad. It's really bad. In illegals, fifty nine percent of foreign households receive it. Fifty nine percent. Well, how illegals aren't eligible? No, no, no, no, their kids are, They go

have ten kids, all the kids get it. That sitting there at home, a foreigner, not even a citizen here, illegal, but you cranked out a couple anchor babies and you sit at home bleeding. The taxpayer drive drives me freaking crazy. You know what showed up today, Three Legacy boxes, three of them. I got a few other Legacy boxes because I'm in love with them. I'm in love with the fact that I can send in hard copy pictures, I can end in the home movies whatever. Because we still

have boxes of this stuff. We didn't fill it all up the first time, and they digitize everything. I get all my stuff back, of course that's important. But I also get a thumb drive, a thumb drive. It's also on the cloud in case something happens to my thumb drive. But our Legacy box thumb drive is in this releave. We little tiny fireproof safe. It's like the only thing that's in there. But it's this little tiny fireproof safe. If tonight, God forbid, something happens, house burns down, electrical

fire or something. Oh have to replace the TVs and the beds and everything else. But those wedding pictures. Oh have those forever. My kids will have those forever. Those home movies are forever. It's Black Friday Special time. It's time. Legacy Box dot Com slash Jesse Legacy box dot com slash Jesse and.

is ready to resume talks with Ukraine in Istanbul. Foreign ministry official says yes, I am sure Ukraine is going to be more than willing to have those talks, being as how they just busted a bunch of the other ones for little things like embezzlement. JFK's grandson launches congressional bid to replace Jerry Nadler. Are these Kennedys ever just going to go away? It's how many of these freaking people are there, and all of them have to run for office. Every aunt and uncle and cousin and what

I got it. I understand full well. Dad was president. Ever half a term Dad was president, I understand, believe me. We all got it. Then Ted was a piece of crab senator after he killed a woman. We all understand it. Can we please move on from the Kennedy thing. Germany to start deporting Syrians now that the civil war is over? Oh, I guess Germany wanted to open its Christmas markets back up again without the risk of anybody being mowed down by well, how they describe it a car, a vehicle.

Those dagone vehicles are really gihati over there in Germany. Anyway, Tomorrow, let's hope I sit down here and we have a whole lot of walk back from the Trump administration. That's all