Harris stumbles her way through a Telemundo interview with an arrogant interviewer

We have to get to see world Ukraine mass death emails and voicemails, and we have to crunch all this in to one hour. So let's begin, and let's begin right here. Dome sat down with Telemundo and said this.

so legally. And if you come here illegally, I don't care if it was thirty years ago on a raft from Guatemala. You should be arrested and deported and on camera. This should be done as a lesson to the rest of the illegals around the borough, around the world, from Uzbekistan to Argentina. This is what happens when you violate the sovereignty of America. If you want if you want the ultimate prize, which is citizenship of this country, you

wait and you do it in the legal way. And if you can't do that, you should be arrested in the dark of night and chucked in the back of a man of a van like your firewood, and deported back from whence you came. And yet we have our own politicians of either party being interrogated by Telemundo. Why are you talking about amnesty? The entitlement these people have drives me up the wall, and then you have her brain dead answers.

the question. I'm not even close to kidding. I am so sick of this country, of the country I love being treated like crap by all these people. Drives me up the wall. And then you have these dirt balls in the cot.

no matter any way you slice it. And now, at eighty years old, she will have that trauma on her brain the rest of her life because the scumbags who run this country have thrown open its doors. It makes me sick. It sickens me. We're moving off this because I'm getting myself in a bad mood. Let's go back to the voicemail.

Mine is. It's leaving me, okay. It's like an old friend slowly saying goodbye. We keep hugging, you know, hey, don't go, don't go. And I can actually, I can actually hear him every time. Every time I watch my hair and I see a little hair come off with it, it's like it's a friend I'm never gonna see again. And sometimes it's just see with me talking. I don't I don't tell this to everybody. Sometimes I say goodbye, do you know that? When it's not funny?

oh see? And then you know what really hurts. There's some sort of supplement my wife is taking. I don't remember what it's called. We saw an advertisement for it on television and she just cuts me. She just cuts me deep. She was taking it for something. I forget what it was, but she was commenting on how fast her nails are growing. And she looks at the advertisement on TV and she says, oh, I've been taking that.

It's really making my nails come in strong. And then, without missing a beat, without missing a beat, she turns to me. I'm sitting beside her, and she says, you should try that for your hair. You know that hurts?

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And then I had to press. And now all that did was peaue my curiosity. And then I had to know, and I had to know, and I had to know. He said, I don't want to tell you. I don't want to tell you, but I pressed enough that eventually Chris caved. And here is Chris's problem. He said, what do you do if you get a text from a number you don't recognize? How do you handle that? Obviously it's a personal text of someone who knows you, who got your numbers somehow, some way, how do you handle that?

I don't understand why you think I'm the last person to ask, Chris, I'm what I'm the best person to ask. How do I handle it? I'll tell you it actually happened to me last week. It happened to me on Thursday. I can actually read it for you verbatim. Hold on one second, I have it right here. I'm gonna skip I'm gonna skip the name. But I got this text, Hey, Jesse, I just did this documentary for I'm gonna skip the name of the channel. Hey, Jesse, I just did this documentary.

I feel like it's something you would love. And he just sends it and I don't have this number recognized. I don't. I don't know this. So this is how I handle things like this. I said, who is this? Send? It's very very simple, who is this? And sent and he texted back who he was, and of course didn't know him. Otherwise I have had the number saved in there. And then I was gonna let it go because it was funeral week and I was feeling really really generous

and nice. I was gonna let it go. And then and then he made the critical mistake of following that up with a oh, I guess you don't remember so now how it's kind of teenage girlish. And so then I asked him, how did you get my number? Because I never gave this guy my number? And he texted back the name of the person who was in my phone who gave him my number, and boop blocked them both. He's blocked and the person who gave him my number is blocked. I don't understand why you think that's difficult

or why I'm not the one to ask. I'm the perfect one to ask. In fact, that's the technique I've been using for years. Michael Barry, my mentor, taught me that a long time ago, because I was getting frustrated people start abusing your number whenever they get your number. I was getting frustrated with it, and he said, don't get frustrated. Ask every one of them who gave you the number, and then block them both two birds with one stone. Why do you think this is difficult? What's

wrong with it? Why are you shaking your head? Why can't you do that? What doesn't my wife say that I have no sympathy for people? No, I think she says empathy is what she says. She says, I lack empathy I know. I don't really get the difference either, Chris. Neither of those things are my concern at all, She says, I lack empathy. That's not true at all. I'm a big believer in pruning my tree of life. You prune

your life tree. I use this on social media. It's the worst for well, it's the best for me because I don't know you. So if you even annoy me in the slightest, just block you, immediately, Block you, immediately. But I hope you don't think it's only reserved for social media. I do this to real life friends, things like the second I sniff crazy or anything like that, bipcount immediately my phone number. Oh gosh, there's no faster way to get blocked than by bludgeoning my phone number

with stupid things. I'll just block you immediately. I'm the best one to ask, Chris. I'm here to help you. And you know you think I'm the worst one to ask because you think that's me, and maybe in a way it is mean. But guess whose life is going to be better in the tiny tin of way, tiny tiny way. Guess whose life will be better now mine? Those are two people I will never have to concern myself again. We'll never have to concern myself with again. One of them is so careless they hand my phone

number out without my permission. The other one uses a number when he knows I don't know who he is, to self promote himself and then gets annoyed when I don't text him back, as if we're teenagers and homecoming is coming up. Both of those people are people I don't need in my life. So Jesse had to bust out the old tree pruner. Snip, snip, snip, goodbye. Jesse's life is now more worry free than it was before. When you accept this, Chris, you will find your life

is better. Let's go back to the voicemail.

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Promo code Jesse go geek out. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Wednesday, I was very excited to speak with my friend Brandon Darby, of course of the Cartel Chronicles Bright Bart, but then I found out he's a Van Halen fan. Darby, you want to explain that to everybody now that you pick the song.

sniffing around for, Brandon. Surely there are more, right.

totally get when they come. But we have to remember a lot of the people who show up illegally and illicitly are not good people. So there's all types of reasons why people cannot you know, why people cannot come legally to the United States. And so anytime you have an illicit way to get here going through criminal groups, people who maybe have you pedophilia charges, people who possibly have other criminal convictions, are obviously not going to apply

to come into the US legally. They're going to attempt to come illegally. And that's why we get the dredges of society of other places.

What we've seen from like what two thousand and four, two thousand and five, two thousand and six, there was kind of this golden period where where, you know, there was a lot of bad in Venezuela, but it wasn't as in your face, and there was a leadershavez who to some extent, you know, redistributed wealth to his people.

But with socialism, without a constitution, without the protections we have in the United States, what happened as a strong man takes over government, abuses the power they have, and then government runs everything into the ground. So the reason that we have so many people from Venezuela coming such a disproportionate number is because then Uela is in such

a bad situation. So when you have a country where people are eating their dogs and eating their everything else, people want to get away from there, and that's what they're doing.

the criminal groups there. Right, the US began to declare certain criminal groups in Venezuela as foreign terror organizations, which allowed the US to just absolutely gut those organizations, something that we for whatever reason, the US government does not want to do in in Mexico with the criminal groups there. But if we were to go to Guyana next door on the other side of Venezuela, Venezuela is about to invade Guyana, right and try to take over their oil resources. Again,

it's a horrible situation. So as we as we look at their neighbors, you know, I'm sure there are tons of people pouring out of their into those countries, but ultimately, you know, the US has has it doesn't have open gates, but it definitely has said, Hey, we left the windows open if you want to sneak in, and people are doing that, and that's what we see.

it's just not something that comes up anymore. We watch old mob movies and we learned about Alward, Anastasia and al Capone and things like that, but we don't hear that much out of there. Are they weak?

If we lived in San Francisco, or if we lived on you know, in the Pacific Northwest, we would primarily be talking about primarily we'd be talking about Chinese people and people from a to if we lived on the Northeast, if we lived in New York City, if we lived up in the on the east coast of the United States, we might primarily be talking about people from Eastern Europe right,

and from Russia and from other places. And so not to say that there's not people from Mexico or Central America who are trafficked there, but primarily it's not going to be the dominant thing. So I'm a Texan, you're a Texan. We're talking about Mexican transnational criminal organizations. They affect us the most. If we were in New York City, I don't think that Mexican cartels have as much power in New York City, and I think that Italian groups

and Russian groups would have more. But I think when it comes to Texas, I don't think that the Italians, you know that, I don't think that they could could deal with just the sheer numbers of groups that are aligned with Mexican cartels. As we say, do those.

And if we were to go, you know, to El Paso and look at the dominant cartel there, which is the war As Cartel Laalinia, as we say, they have certain games and said who they work with that they work with when it comes to importing drugs into into Western Europe. Absolutely, the Italian groups work with Mexican cartels and it's kind of their territory and their thing. You know,

you've got to remember why did this happen. The US targeted the criminal groups in Colombia, the groups in Colombia, you know that they've declared them as foreign terror organizations,

absolutely decimated them. And then the groups in Colombia said, wait a minute, if we just manufacture the stuff and we we let the Mexicans take care of transporting it, we're not going to be you know, we're not going to make as much money, but we're not going to be target Numero uno for the US government, right or for powerful governments. And so that's largely what Colombians did is they just stopped, they stopped bringing it in and

they started allowing the Mexicans to transport it. So these Mexican TCOs transnational criminal groups we call cartels, they're they're in large part they're helping to shift that stuff around the world. So there's absolutely cooperation, especially with the advent of fentanyl. You have remember years ago, there was opiates and heroin, for instance, from Southeast Asia, and Mexican black tar heroin could not compete with it, right, Mexican drugs

could not complete with Southeast Asian drugs. But with fentanyl being added to the mix. Now, ay, even if you had cigarette ashes that you injected with fentinil, you're going to get the same feeling as the best China White that Southeast Asia could produce. So it's absolutely changed the dynamics of these transnational criminal organizations. It's the power dynamics

and the patterns. You know, you can't tell the difference between the most expensive, best heroine that can be produced in Vietnam or China versus or Thailand versus the trashiest stuff that Mexico can produce. You can't tell the difference. That's why we have so many over doses with sentinels because it's Mexican. It's it's cheap heroin trying to compete and create just as high of a feelings as the best stuff in the world.

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little stocky. It is the Jesse Kelly show, final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. We will be back tomorrow to do and again, let's do an email before we get to this Ukraine stuff. To Jesse. Back in the day, we combined two risk games and made a larger custom board. Games would last a few days with epic battles for world dominance. I suspect your prowess on the game board stems from the superior bite dice control that comes from your smallish hands. I hate you, guys. I'm an amazing

risk player. I keep trying to tell you I'm an amazing risk player. Maybe I should be the one running foreign policy. Bob Woodward is a piece of trash journalist, possibly a CIA asset, and he's out there saying things like this and.

so now they don't have any men left. Headline This is from National Security Journal. Is Ukraine running out of soldiers to fight Russia? Let me spoil it for you. Yes, they're conscripting sixteen year olds. My son James is about to turn sixteen, and what a week or two. I don't know when his birthday as I can't keep track of every day. James is about to turn sixteen, is a scrawny kid who likes to run and eat, play

video games. When I let him, they are grabbing James, handing him a rifle when saying go die, and we, by propping up Ukraine did that. They have lost their sons, their husbands, their fathers, their grandfathers are gone. And these people think we deserve a Nobel Peace Prize. And I say that without an olenx of sympathy for the Russians. And I do actually have sympathy for the Russian troops because a lot of them are conscripted too. But it's not as if I'm a Russian fan. We we wiped

out Ukraine. Even if by some miracle they end up quote winning in the end, which they won't, it'll be a negotiated piece. It was always going to be a negotiated piece. But even if they won in the end, what did you win when your men are all dead? These four, the people who've been running America's foreign policy for decades, are seriously the most soulless, freaking monsters man,

they really are. Who was that? Was it? Metaline Albright Chris when she was asked if a half a million dead Iraqis was worth it, and she did without hesitations. She's like, oh yeah, totally worth it. Live freaking monsters people.

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