Anna is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse kech Jehan Hannity weekdays at three Sctacular Friday and that's Doctor Jesse Friday and I will I'll get back to the questions. I'm going to touch on this government corruption first, just briefly here, and then we'll get back to the questions. But as promised, I just want to put a little bow on what we were discussing at the end of last hour, Brandon Wiker joined us. I know you remember talking about how he believes war with
Iron is imminent. He believes Israel is going to start running missions next week. Brandon believes we are going to join them because of our build up over there. Israel bombs the North, we bomb the South, potential regime change, all these things. Okay, So I'm not going to touch on anything else that we just touched on with missiles and what's going on over there, but I am. I am going to talk talk about this because Brandon brought it up and it's something worth thinking about, especially if
you're a member of the Trump administration. Now, every single part of a voting coalition, this is just a human nature thing. I do it too. Every part of a voting coalition believes they are the most important part of the coalition. Oftentimes they believe they're the only part of the coalition that matters. For instance, since we're about to talk about Trump and in his administration, Trump, there were many, many, many, many,
many different reasons different people voted for Donald Trump. I'll tell you this, I've spoken a million times to people, oftentimes women, mothers, very very concerned about what's in our food, very concerned about American food and all the poison that's in it, and that whole RFK Junior, make America healthy again, Let's make our food food healthier, was a driving factor to get them to the pools. I'll tell you right now. My wife, now she doesn't she's not a Trump lover
or Trump hater, should not really like that. She is, however, a health freak and the things that are in our food concern her a great deal. When Trump started speaking like that and having RFK up there, you put you can put a mega hat on my wife, I'll tell you what. She would have crawled over a mile of broken glass to go vote for Donald Trump for that reason. Me, it's not that I don't think that that's important. I'm not dismissing it, but that's not at all why I
voted for Donald Trump. I didn't even consider that. I you know what I voted for. Obviously, I like a lot of things. Maybe maybe immigration was your top thing, deportation was your top thing. That was a big thing for me too, but it wasn't my number one. Maybe inflation is a big thing for you, it's a big thing for me. Maybe you're barely making ends meet. Totally get it fine if you voted that way, wasn't my number one. I voted for Donald Trump for a lot
of reasons. My main reason was I thought it gave me. It gave us as a country the best opportunity to see government people go to prison, and I believe that's what it takes to save the country. That's why. Okay, you get it every part of every voting coalition. You could do it with Democrats too. There's a bunch of different parts of the coalition, and all different parts of the coalition believe they are the most important part of
the coalition. If they get warped enough, they'll eventually believe they're the only part of the coalition. Now everybody voted for Trump because of ingredients in the food. That's not true. So I'm not going to speak for everybody who voted for Trump and why, nor am ified qualified to do so. But I will say this, Hey, Chris, how many votes in Trump get sixty seventy million something like that. It
doesn't matter. We'll call it seventy million. And I should probably know that number, but we'll call it seventy million whatever. Of the seventy some million, whoever knows what that number is. Of the millions of people who voted for Donald Trump, I would be willing to bet there are less than a hundred who voted for Donald Trump because they wanted regime change in Iran. It's true, it just is. I don't think Americans are Iranian fans. I most definitely am not.
It's a terrorist sponsoring wretched regime, always threatening people, just doing terrible things. I get it. I have a special hatred for Iran because it was Iran who trained all those insurgents in Iraq, all those IEDs, what most of them were Iranian IEDs. So American troops died and lost their legs because of Iran. Don't need any help to hate Iran. I hate Iran too, but that is not why Trump was put into office. It's not. And we're
just talking politically here. Politically, if the American people happen, If Brandon Bright Recert is right, and the American people wake up next week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and we find out we're dropping bombs all over Iran and going kicking off another little Middle East adventure, you're not going to see boose and Donald Trump's bull numbers. You're not. I don't care what the reasons we're given are. Even look,
they may be legitimate. You may have Trump standing up there, and I'm sure he probably will and tell you we had to do this for this this, and that's not what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about the reasons. I'm not talking about the excuses. The American people are not going to care. And that's the best case scenario. The worst case scenario is this. You hear what Brandon Reiker just brought up. Russia a very capable country militarily.
Russia's been delivering really quality anti air missiles. What happens now? Brandon Wiker took it really far and he said he could see an American aircraft carrier going down. Let's treat that. Let's just set that aside, because that alone, I mean, Trump might get impeached if that happens. Let's set that aside. What if it's just one plane, one American fighter American bomber gets blown out of the sky over Iran, and
I'm not talking about the plane. I'm talking the pilot, maybe co pilot depending on the aircraft, is dead and or this may even be worse, has to set down, parachute down over Iran, taken prisoner. The American people wake up one day to see in it, because you know
what the Iran would do with that guy. They would probably beat the crap out of him and then drag him on stage in front of the whole world and say this is you know what they say, this is one of the American terrorists who worried about But how's that going to land in America? This is if it is going this way. And the part of the reason i wanted Brandon Wiker to come on is because I've heard this from more than one person who would know. Really really sharp people are telling me the same thing.
If it is going this direction, I'm really not I'm not criticizing it. It's not what I want at all. Maybe people have different views on foreign policy. I don't want it. I think this is a huge mistake. But whatever I think, whatever anyone thinks, does it matter politically. This is the Trump administration walking into a nightmare, a nightmare. And look, even if even if you say, well, it's for Israel, Israel has an opportunity. Look, the American people
don't have any appetite for that either. You think that's going to be a selling point for the American people, Well, Israel wanted it. That ain't selling to anybody, not anymore. The American people are done with foreign adventures. They are done with them, no matter the cause, no matter how much we hate the enemy, you hate them, no matter
how much we may like our friend. This ally, that ally the American people as a whole, as we watch our prices go up, as we watch our own country turn into what it's turning into, they don't want to hear why it's critically important for them to go support a war somewhere else in American politicians on both side of the Aisle just got done trying this with Ukraine, and it failed so massively that the Trump administration actually ran for office in one of their central campaign promises
was We're gonna end this Ukraine madness. Why was the Trump administration so confident in campaigning on that, because that's what the American people want. They don't want to hear it anymore. They're not gonna be impressed by what we have to do it because this country needs it. Even if it's Israel, American people are gonna be all, don't care, my prices are high, why are we there? And this is before somebody dies. Now, I don't know what's gonna come.
I don't know if it's gonna come next week. Maybe Brandon's wrong, maybe they'll back off, Maybe cooler heads will prevail. I don't know. But like so many things, when it comes to foreign policy, once you start getting involved, you're on dangerous ground. Like a divorce. Ever had a friend a family member start to get a divorce. I'm leaving her? Okay, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Of course, it's an ass doctor Jesse Friday and I will get to those in a minute. Member, you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Just I want to just play a couple of things for you here that are amazing. But it goes it goes to what we've talked about many times and kind of along the lines of what we're talking about tonight. We like to imagine it's for our own good, you know, for our own sanity. We like to imagine that things aren't that bad. It's human nature. Things aren't that bad. All humans and all walks of life do this even when things are
really really really bad. Hey, we don't have to rip up and rebuild everything. Hey, it's not time to push the panic button. We don't need to get in the lifeboats right away. It's not that bad, right, And we don't do that because we're stupid. We do that because we're human, and because when situations get really, really really bad it can be painful to acknowledge that it's really really really bad. It's easier, so much easier on us, we think, to ignore it. Here's a good example of this. Grief.
Have you ever grieved over something? Dog died, mom, dad, wife, kid? I mean, God forbid, but everybody loses people eventually. What do we do when we grieve? Sometimes but it's an adult thing to do, We drink very very adult thing to do. Drink and why why do you do that? Hey, I'm not pointing any fingers at you. My dad died. There was a few weeks there. I just drank like an idiot. Fish. Don't do that anymore. But why well you forget you drink, numb it, forget about it. That's
why we wanted to escape reality, because reality hurts. This government needs more than tweaking a little here, a little there. Listen to this from Elon Musk and tell me this isn't one of the more jaw dropping things you've ever heard.
For you, what's the most astonishing thing you've found out in this process? The sheer amount of waste importing the government? It is astonishing, it's mind blowing. Just we were teely encounter wastes of a billion dollars or more casually, you know, for example, like the simple survey that was literally ten questions survey that you could do with survey monkey quashed about ten thousand dollars. Was the government was being charged
almost a dollars for that for just a survey. A billion dollars for a simple online survey do you like the National Park?
And then there pays me no.
Feedback loop for what will be done with that survey, so to say we're just go to nothing.
The federal government did a survey without any intention of using it, a survey that could be professionally done for ten thousand dollars, and instead they took a billion dollars a billion of our money, and they spent it on that.
That's not waste. That's criminality. That's criminality, And in any other organization on earth, that would immediately anything like that would immediately prompt a criminal investigation if there is an audit, if there's an audit done, and let's say you have a ten million dollar a year company and they can't account for fifteen thousand dollars, Okay, somebody missed a payment on some and some of the said, let's do an audit.
Let's figure out what's let's figure out what's what. If you have a ten million dollar company and at the end of the year you can't account for a million dollars, your first phone call is probably to the police or some sort of a professional auditor because somebody committed a crime. The federal government, they did a ten thousand dollars project and it charged. They charged US, you and me a billion dollars. Listen to this from RFK Junior. Listen to what he found.
The Agency org chart when I arrived was incomprehensible. It was no chain of command. Were people operating in all these different silos and victims and they were so territorial and so self serving that they were selling patient information to each other. So I tried to get to see him as patient information which belongs to the American p people and belongs to AGHS, and the sub agencies said we have to buy it from them, and it doesn't make any sense. There are sub agencies that refuse to
give us patient data. This is depersonalized data. We need to make American healthy again. What Elon is doing is he's using.
A Did you hear what he just said. He's the head of HHS. There are agencies that are refusing to give him information. They're handing your data out to each other. Listen to Brooke Rawlins, Secretary of Agriculture. The United States government is a criminal organization.
Even at the US Department of Agriculture, We've canceled three hundred thousand dollars contract educating on food justice for queer and transgender farmers in San Francisco. A similar contract we canceled in New York again educating transgender and queer farmers on food justice and food equality. I'm not even sure what that means, but.
Let me explain what that means, Brooke, and I know she knows this. I' non in Brokes. Let me explain exactly what that means. A scumbag in the Department of Agriculture worked with a scumbag in the Biden administration to figure out a way to steal a bunch of your money and hand it to some queer group in New York or San Francisco or wherever who's probably a cousin, a sister, a brother in law. So they stole your money handed it out to make Cow's gay. And this
is theft. It's not waste, it's theft, and someone has to go to prison for theft. Bottom line has to happen. Let's move on, get to some emails. Next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Spectacular Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday. Remember if you missed any part of the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify all iTunes. Also, remember I keep letting you know that I'm gonna let you know, but I have the rough draft of the final chapter of the Anti Communist Manifesto.
It's the last one I'm going to do. The rough draft is domb. I got to cross some te's and dot some eyes, and I'm going to find a way to get it to you for free. I don't know how I'm gonna do that yet. I would guess it's gonna be by email, website, emails, something like that. You're not gonna have to have to have bought the book, so don't worry about that. I'm gonna find a way to get it to you. Just bear with me. Let me finish it and work out how to get it to you. I will get it to you, all right.
Before I get to the questions, we'll talk about green salsa here in a moment, Chris just asked, where does the money go? Well, this is the problem, is the numbers get so big, and there's so much of it. You know, there's so much of it. There's a billion dollars for a survey, There's three hundred thousand dollars for gay cattle. There's so much of it. That we get overwhelmed, and then what happens is we kind of throw our hands up and say it's just too much. And it's
very human human thing to do. You're overwhelmed, it's too much. But I have the benefit of being married to an auditor. Obb is one of these detail nerds. And remember I told you when I was out of work for a long time, and then I got out of work again when I quit selling RBS. This is about six years ago. I quit because I wanted to try to make a media career work. What a dumb idea, right, It just happened to work out. But we were running out of money.
We're broke. So she goes back to work as an auditor. It's what she does. She's an auditor. It's fascinating. Look, that's not my area. Details are not what I do. I'm really bad at those. But that's very much her. But it's fascinating listening to her talk about it. How things don't disappear. That's the truth. Do you know that things don't just disappear? Not in this day and a where everything is computerized and digitized and tracked, things don't disappear.
These things they end somewhere, and so I'm again just going to lay out very clearly how it works if you want to do if you want to work for the federal government, if you want to be eligible for federal contracts. We'll say, what I used to do for a living water or sewer lined I want to do federal water and sewer line projects. I want to qualify for those big federal contracts. Well, you have to go through an application process and eventually get approved to bid
on this project. Oh, they've got a ten million dollars pipeline project. I want to bid on that project. Well, I first have to get approved as a federal contractor. Then once the federal government decides they need that contract, they have to go through some sort of a system public bid or otherwise where they're going to award that contract to either me or most likely because they want to give the appearance of lack of corruption, sometimes it's
me and one other company or something like that. Well, when it comes to things, well, I'm gonna play it again, Brook Rawlins. I'll stop it here in a second. Listen to this.
But even at the US Department of Agriculture, we've canceled three hundred thousand dollars contract educating on food justice for queer and transgender farmers in San Francisco.
Three hundred thousand dollars contract educating queer farmers in San Francisco. Now, let me ask you this, and I haven't looked this up, but you're all going to do some citizen journalism if you'd like, how many how many groups out there are approved by the federal government to educate queer farmers in San Francisco If you had to guess, I don't know the answer, but I think we all know there aren't
one hundred groups like that. I think if we had to guess, there probably aren't even ten, maybe not even five. In fact, there might just be one that's a pretty niche thing, wouldn't you say, educating queer farmers in San Francisco. So the way government corruption works is Congressman Moron from San Francisco goes to the next big budget, you know, they always like to pass a big bill, and he makes sure there's a little well, there's a little there's
a little something in there for his district. He's gonna get three hundred thousand dollars in there for his district. Of course, it gets approved by Congress because none of these scumbags read the bills. They just vote yes on things, and soon there's three hundred thousand dollars available for something specific in his district. And oh, would you look at that. It's time to hand out this three hundred thousand dollars
queer farmer contract. And oh, I guess hey, guys, there's only one group that's qualifying to educate those queer farmers. Oh it's not the same group that my wife works for. No way, anyway, thanks for the three hundred grand America appreciate you very much. This is how it works. Federal government corruption isn't exactly like local corruption. It's similar. They
look like they're related, but it's not the same. Local corruption oftentimes can work like that too, where you're giving a contract to somebody who hands you money under the table. But in the federal government, oftentimes this stuff is out in the open. It's available for everyone to see. This money can all be tracked. It didn't disappear, It didn't. Politicians corrupt politicians, corrupt bureaucrats. They love they love the thinking, the idea that money can just dis Wow, where did
all that money go? Guess it disappeared. No, No, it did not disappear. That money is in somebody's bank account, somebody's eating it, driving it, living in it, flying in it. That money very much exists. It didn't disappear, and that's our money. Now tell me again, Am I too harsh when I say government people have to go to prison or America can't be saved? Or do I have that right? Hey men, you whisper a Jesse, I know you're pretty sad in the last few days because your favorite breakfast
taco place is using powdered eggs. Well, I'm here to turn your frown upside down. You go to your favorite breakfast taco place and ask to buy a court of their green salsa verita only, which is your favorite. Then you go to any taco joint that uses real scrambled eggs and combine the whole things. I know the menu Whisper would eventually think of this. He said, thank you, and you're welcome. Your name is one, Matt, You're a genius. Two you know why you're a genius because I've already
done this. Lit and Chris, I'm about to drop a name right here on the show, right here, there's a little Mexican restaurant. Actually, it's in the same city where Jewish producer Chris went to. A jew went to a Jewish college, a community college. Not not as good as mine was, but he went to a community college there. This little town is called Alvin, Texas. And this little town called Alvin, Texas, there is this dumpy, little Mexican joint called Juanitahs. I am not exaggerating, and go look
it up. It is attached to a laundry mat. There are I think four or five parking spots for Juanitahs. It's so popular that everyone just parks right behind someone else, and when you're ready to go, everyone just leaves and they go back out their car and you park back in. The place is full at all times. It's a bunch of these adorable little Mexican ladies in there cranking out the most delicious, freaking Mexican food you've ever had in
your life. The last time I was in, the ceilings were so low I practically had to crawl to the cash register. It is so good it will make your knees weak. And their green salsa, of course, it's made in house. There. Green salsa I honestly, I'm almost positive that Jesus Christ himself came up with the recipe and left it for Juanita. That's how good this green susa is. The green sausa is so good that my father God
rest his soul. I love you, Dad. My dad had at one time, and this is the most Kelly thing in the world. Then he went back to Montana. Remember that's where my folks lived. But he made a little arrangement before he left. He got with Juanita to mail him via the post office mason jars full of her green salsa whenever she created a new batch. Until the day he died, my dad had Juanita's green saul also imported to him in Montana. I know Chris is laughing
because it's the most Kelly story in the world. Oh, I'm all about combining. I'm all about combining and when you find a good sauce, you hang on to it. It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Spectacular Friday, reminding you you can email the show Jesse app Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Okay, so let's just do this here. Before we get to the serious email. Producer Corey had a rare, wonderful idea that I support. You know how they created the Biden administration because they're a bunch of
soless demons. They created an app so people can violate our sovereignty, all the illegals. And the Trump administration is very sharply, very smartly changing the app so now you can deport yourself with the same app. Well, young men are having a difficult time finding a mate here in the United States of America, a very very difficult time.
In fact, this young woman, this young communist, decided to put this video out online, and I think it probably brings home the struggles young men are having in the country.
I'm a very liberal woman, so I am obviously like very much. Everyone knows that I'm a liberal woman. My brother's gay, all my friends are gay. Also like abortion rights, what a.
Shock female rights? Eh?
But anyways, so I would like always ask him.
I'd be like, what, like, what's what's your politics? Like what do you who do you?
Where do you lean? And he was just like, well, like, socially I'm a liberal, but economically I'm a Republican.
That okay.
Also, here's a twenty eight year old man there that's the first red flag, because if there's a twenty eight year old man and he's single, there's some reason that he's single. I'm like, well, like, what makes you, you know, economically Republican?
Okay, but we don't all have to suffer through that. That's about as much of that as I can take a couple things. First of all, gentlemen, you young men listening, don't do that what that guy did. Well, I mean, I'm economically conservative, but I'm socially liberal. I understand why you do it. Gentlemen. I know how hot she is. I know God created us to be attracted to women, created women to be attracted to men, and especially when you're a young man, they could be just so hot.
It's almost like you're drunk, and you can find yourself willing to say anything to win over. Don't do that. Don't give up who you are for a woman ever, and ladies don't do it for a man ever. Don't let that. Now, Look, you can make improvements on things in your life. Okay, I'll pick up my socks because
she wants me to. Don't change who you are. But setting that aside, Producer Corey had a brilliant idea the Trump administration creates a new app, This app only for the dimes, the foreigner dimes that are about to be deported. Now I'm not saying I'm not saying we don't deport them. I'm not saying that at all. What I am saying is if and only if they're hot enough, they have to apply on the app. Maybe we have some sort of a public grading system. I don't know what, Chris,
don't roll your eyes. I'm hashing this out on the air. We have a public grading system or something like that. Somebody I didn't come up with this said the app should be called fire or Ice, which is hilarious. If she achieves only if she achieves the necessary rating and finds an American man to marry her, then once she presents a valid driver's license, she can stay. Look, I haven't gained the whole thing out yet. Like where we're going?
What Chris? What Chris said? They can hide the crazy Chris. They're women. I know that. Okay, everybody knows that. That's if God knew what he was doing. Everything is balanced right now. We talked about yesterday how everything's uneven. God understood that he made women so they would drive us in saying he knows that that's why he also made them hot, because that was the way we would sign
on for everything. Gosh, Chris. Anyway, Jesse, I'm shocked at your position that the person who added Goldberg that would be Jeffrey Goldberg to the text should be fired. That's what yesterday's Republican party would have done. We've finally moved past that. His fit was Democrats. The right would be outraged, they would circle the wagons. I'm ecstatics. Trump has chosen to back his people. You said we need to do better, and yes, they Your military background is clouding your judgment,
so on. So okay, So I've got a few of these of people who think, no, that's crazy. Nobody should be fired. Nobody should be fired. Well, it may shock you to know that I actually half agree with you. Now, and this is what I mean. Now, it's Friday now, because justice has been delayed. Now, if you fire somebody now, it looks like you're firing somebody because the left wants you to. This is why I called for somebody to be firing the day it happened, didn't I did not.
Everybody can back me up on that I said today publicly. Somebody should be fired, because if you do that, you find out about it. You find out who is negligent enough or evil enough to add a communist journalist to the group. You find him, you find his name, you find it. Within fifteen minutes, you tell him to pack up his stuff. You fire in publicly, and make sure it's on film. If you do that, then you are
owning the situation. You have made a decision, you found something you didn't like, you have taken charge, and now this guy's gone because I demand better, I demand efficiency. It's not for the media, it's not for the left, it's not for the Democrats. It's my scalp. I took that scalp because he didn't do a good job. If you do that right away, you're good. Now. Now I hear these rumblings of they still might let this guy
go or that guy go. Now I hear the rumblings. Well, now, if you do it now, it does look like you're caving to the left, because the left has called for somebody's head all week long. You see, that's why I called for immediate justice. I actually now where you stand. I tend to agree. Now, I kind of don't want you to fire anybody, because now it looks like you gave him one. Is what if you're the chief of staff me, oh, I would have fired somebody in half
a second. You don't even want to know how many people I would have fired by now. But look, you know what, let's talk about that. Actually, let's talk about that across the government. What if I was running, I'll tell you exactly how it will work. Before we do that, let me talk to you about Hillsdale. What are you gonna do this weekend when it rains, when it's miserable out, when you have a little little time on Sunday afternoon, you're gonna spend another two hours flipping through the channels.
There's nothing to watch. You're gonna do what we all do, myself included. I think I'll just go on social media.