Ghost Stories

The Jesse Kelly Show. Before we get to any of those things, though, I want to talk about pain and punishment. The communist understands. What if you've listened to this show for any length of time, you know the communist is a religious zelate. He's not a political person. He's not a liberal, he's not progressive, he's not a lefty, he's not a democrat. He's a religious zelate. And he must

be handled as if he is a religious zelate. If you attempt to handle the communist as if he is a human being who shares your values, he will eat you alive every single time. And religious cell its only only understand fear and pain. They don't speak another language. You're not going to appeal to the communist's morality. He has no morality that you would recognize whatsoever. You're not going to make some appeal for humanity. I've seen people on the right do this to this day. All the time.

They'll be dealing with We'll make it about California. California didn't clear the brush out, emptied out the tanks, mismanagement top to bottom. And you'll see people on the right say, well, well, I know we have democrats in charge, but can't they at least, you know, do the basics of governing. Now, they're not interested in governing. They're interesting and destroying. That's what communists do, so fear and pain. Let's discuss it in a lot of different ways. Here's the few different

examples here. This is from Not the Bee headline Julia Roberts is suddenly anti looting now that it's happening in La mansions. Julia Roberts, the actress, went online complained about all these animals who are running around California looting homes. Except she was a huge supporter, very vocal about the Black Lives Matter protests where the animals were pillaging the streets across the country, Whole city blocks burned, looting, people dying.

She was all about that. What turned her against looting when they darkened her door. That's a happy day, isn't it. Here's headline. Expect big changes in the White House press room, as Trump will all but sideline the legacy medium. So let me give you just a little bit of background on, you know, the press room, the press briefings where corin diversity hires, stands at the podium and answers questions. You get that the room itself is not that big, and

it's certainly not that fancy. But don't think for a second you'd walk into the room and just kind of first come, first serve wherever you sit. You see the White House Correspondence Association, it's an organization, don't worry. They have always set up a seating chart for that room. And the legacy media organizations, the big ones ABC, CBS, NBC, Reuter's, CNN, the AP, they have always been given preferential treatment on

the seating chart. That's why every time you turn on the news and you're watching one of these press briefings, you see so and so from ABC, and so and so from CNN, and so and so from here. They are given preferential treatment the Trump White House. Apparently they're going to be the ones to change this. They're gonna start handing out seats to independent media outlets. CNN is gonna get I mean, we don't have the chart yet, but they're probably gonna get stuck in the corner in

the back. They're freaking out about it already. You can't do this, We're NBC. No, you animals, ran cover for the Communists for decades, and you destroyed every Republican you could for decades. The only shame in this is it took so long to treat you like what you are. The enemy. The corporate press is the enemy, not just of America, the enemy of freedom itself, and they should be treated like crap. At every single turn headline, the

purge begins. This one's from Breitbart, GOP pressure forces resignation of Lockheed Martin's woke VP. This won't be the first one of these. You're gonna start seeing businesses is corporations who have used their corporate power and money to spread cultural Marxist filth all across this country. You're gonna see the ones with ties to the government start to dump these policies, start to dump these DEI initiatives. People are going to start getting fired. Companies are going to start

getting punished for their evil deeds. And I am here for it because the communist only understands fear and pain. He simply doesn't know any better. In Oakland, California, Oakland is look, it's not exactly like it's ever been a destination city, but it's circling the drain now. It's really bad. If you allow democrats to rule your city for long enough, it will come to Ruin Oakland, they can't keep stores open in and out. Burger close their store in Oakland

because of safety concerns. It's a disaster there, violent, horrible, horrible place. Safeway, the grocery chain, Safeway, came out and said they were leaving. We can't be here anymore. There's too much theft, too much violence. We can't be here anymore. We're losing money. It's a liability to even have the store open. And so all these residents of Oakland gathered for a very loud, very angry protest, and they're making demand.

the one before that, and the one before that. Who did you vote for? As you are a resident of Oakland, Because today we're not asking, we have demands. Okay, who'd you vote for? You voted for this time in time and time again. A vote for Democrats in the year twenty twenty five, whether they be local, state, or national elections, is a vote for crime, poverty, misery, and destruction. That's what these communists spread everywhere they go. So I don't

want to hear all the excuses. Well, I'm always voted Democrats, and my dad always voted Democrat. So from anybody, not from the Manhattan Liberal, I can't believe this subway is so bad. Not from the people in Oakland who don't have safe way anymore, Not from the people in Malibu angry about the wildfires. I don't want to hear any excuses about why you've always vote, always voted for communists.

You must understand and accept the condition of your city, your state, and your nation is a direct result of voting for Democrats. And if you keep voting for Democrats, people will keep dying. Stores will keep closing, the looting will continue in your area, no matter how wealthy or poor it is, will fall to ruin. So no, daddy always voted Democrat, and so to his daddy before him. But those days have to stop, and it's time we start explaining to the liberal and Peggy's in our lives

that you voted for this. We've talked about so many times on the show Drive It Home to them over and over and over again, because they love to wash their hands of it. Well, not really, Okay, he made a mistake. I'm not really sure I made a mistake of a no, no, no, you walked in. You made a conscious choice to vote for Democrats, and now your area sucks. You can't even go to Safe Way anymore. It's gone. Now are you going to march to the

polls next time? Demand different candidates, different ideas, And I even tell you have to be a Republican. I'd never say that Republicans are awful oftentimes, But are you going to continue voting Democrat? Continue voting left? Well, if you do, I don't have any sympathy none, because you are the author of your own demise. Here in the United States America, we get the government we deserve. All right, let's touch briefly on this Israel Hamas ceespire deal. Here, Biden's taking

the credit. What's going on? But I want to tell a couple of ghost stories. I got a couple more. Hang on, is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think? So? Is the Jesse Kelly Show. And of course we will get back to some of the committee hearing stuff, some audio from that today. I'm gonna get to a ghost story in a moment. But Israel Hamas they have a cease fire deal. Allegedly the hostages are

coming home. I mean it's past the alleged thing. But Joe Biden was asked today who gets the credit for it? Now a separate official already admitted it was Trump's people. Trump has been very vocal again negotiating before he even gets in these public threats. Hamas better give back our people. Where hell's gonna come down? You know, the public threats. It is people have already been working behind the scenes to try to get our Americans back. That's what matters

to US Americans, our American citizens. So Trump worked the deal. Biden four years did nothing. Well, that's how he went.

another ghost story by email. Remember if you want to email us love eight death threats, ask doctor Jesse questions or ghost stories. I'm trying to believe. You're welcome to email those into Jesse at see kellyshow dot com. Showgun. I'm glossing over a ton of details to set this up as fast as I can. All Right, this is long, so bear with me. Father in law passes after a while. We have to move mom in law in with us to take care of her because of medical issues. Put

their house on the market. But she's very sad because she tells us she feels he is still there. It's incredibly difficult for her to move out. Understandably, by the way, she's the best mother in law a guy could hope for. Okay, so father in law dies. Mother in law's great. I take a week of vacation and worked by myself getting their house cleaned up, do some painting and repairs so

the agent can start showing it two story house. And as I was moving stuff out or around, I have to say that I did start hearing more and more noises from inside the house and could swear I heard footsteps in the hallway. O Chris, are you on board yet? Why are you so set? I'll continue on. Get ready, Chris, You're gonna believe One time I was working in a bedroom, and the footsteps I heard in the hallway were so

clear I knew someone had to be there. I poked my head out the door to the hallway and nobody was there. I could feel the goosebumps completely cover my arms and back, and it felt involuntary. Chris, did you hear that? But words came automatically stuttering from my mouth. Dad stopped messing with me like this, I'm so sorry we have to sell the house, but I promise we are going to take care of mom. See he thought to talk to it all right. This made me take a break and go out to my truck for a

bottle of water. Stood there leaning against my truck, looking at the house, thinking I had to get back in there because I was running out of time. Finally got finished with the inside of the house started on the outside of the house, which brings on a problem. They had this super sweet old window or old widow that lived next door to them, and we all knew her from over the years, just the peach of a lady, he says. The problem was she was lonely, and even

more now so that we had moved Mom out. This prompted her to come visit me. Anytime I came out of the house for anything, I'd feel obliged to take a short break talk with her about anything and everything. It got frustrating because I was on the timeframe and had to get this done. When I started working on the outside of the house, this brought on even more frequent visits from the widow. Right well more paragraph here. One afternoon, I was pressure washing the walkway from the

front door to the driveway with my back to the street. Gosh, I love pressure washing so much, it's so satisfying. What Chris I feel fingers take a hold of my T shirt on my left shoulder and yank twice to get my attention. I released the trigger on the pressure washer and roll my eyes as I turned. See what the widow wants to talk about? Now? Nobody, nobody is there. I feel all the blood drained from my face, goosebumps cover my entire body, and I am shamed to admit

a little bit of pea comes out. That's how real it was. I must have looked crazy from anyone that might have been looking out their window at that particular moment, seeing a grown man screaming at no one to leave them alone. Dad was probably laughing his ghost butt off on the last day. When I finished, I made a point to go into the living room and say goodbye to him, and that I promised to take good care

of his wife, daughter, and grandkids. I waited silently for any type of bump or noise in reply, but nothing. I closed the front door, locked it, walked out to my truck. I looked back at the house and could see through the glass windows in the top of the garage door that the main garage light was still on. Ah got out of my truck and stood I did, walking back up to the driveway, getting the front door

key out of my pocket. The light turned off. I yelled at him, half laughing, half terrified, dang it, you got me again. Finally turned walk back to my truck, got in, looked back at the house and felt a pang of sadness as I said goodbye one last time. Chris, don't shake your head. That's a genuine story, man, that's a genuine That's what Chris. What Chris said, Why does it only ever happen to people who believe in ghosts? Well,

that's where you're wrong, Chris. Lots of these people who've emailed in and called in are cynics just like you and me who don't believe. And they even start out most of them. I never believed. I didn't believe in ghosts, Chris. Somebody yanked on his T shirt. A man knows when someone's and on your T shirt. The garage light. Maybe it was just a garage door type thing, the T shirt thing. He peed himself, Chris? What made admits that he went pep? Went pep in his underwear. Let's talk

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Kelly Show. Getting back to these confirmation hearings here today we'll get to Marco Rubio here in the moment, who actually I was very, very impressed with maybe a little John Ratcliffe talk. I'd be neg negligent if I didn't though, point out Joe Biden sitting down today for a bill signing, and let's just say he is.

don't have traditionally allergies really bad at all. My eyes will get red and water if I'm in Montana in the summer or something like that or whatnot, but usually I'm pretty allergy free. People always complaining about my allergies. Allergies. Allergies mine are usually good until I get to Houston, which is of course where I live. I will be out of time. You know how. We just took a vacation allergy free for eight days. Got back home. I was home an hour. I'm sneezing and not so allergies

have started to prop up or pop up. This means I have to blow my nose more than I would like to blow my nose. And it also means, well, I've got two things happening at once. My hearing is just in the very very very early stages of starting to fade a little bit. That's very much a Kelly thing. Same thing happened to my dad.

So stay with me. When I say a little, I really mean a little. Sometimes I have to ask the wife repeat something. But there is something that I always had and you may have if you still have perfect hearing, And that's that you can hear if a television is on. I don't mean the volume on the volume on the TV. For most of my life, if I walked in a room and a television was on and it was on mute, I could tell you a television was on close by, because it would it was there was this high pitched

noise that my ears could pick up. Am I superhuman? Maybe? But you understand what I'm saying. I could tell there's something about the frequency. I could hear it that's gone. So that kind of frequency I can't hear anymore. That's super high thing frequency. Now back to the allergies. When I'm here, I have to blow my nose every now and then. Ab and the boys, and none of them are nice about it, are starting to point out that every now and then, Oh gosh, I can't believe I'm

admitting this. I get a nosewhistle. I'm sorry, Chris. It's not funny. Why are you laughing? It's not funny. And normally, obviously, if you have the hearing, you can hear when you get a little, real little squeaky in the old nostril and you just do that kind of thing, or you go blow your nose and it's gone. But if you start to develop a nosewhistle at the exact same time, you stop being able to hear said nosewhistle, Well that

puts you in quite a pickle, now, doesn't it. What Chris said, Well, I'm just walking around with the nose whistle. It's happened. It's happened. I've gotten home before from being out and about running errands. I just went to Ace Harvey the other day and I was picking up some things I was doing things dudes do them. I'm running errands and picking things up. And I got home and we were getting ready to sit down and have lunch.

I was making a sake, sandwiches or something like that, and I go over to the kitchen to harass her as I usually do, slap around the butter or whatever, and she says, you can't hear that, And I said, hear what she said, Baby, your nose it's got a little whistle to them. Who knows how many people I was talking to, And they're looking at me like I'm the weird old man now with a little whistle in

my nose. And I don't know what to do about it exactly, but I'm just offficiently mortified equally as mortified by the Central Intelligence Agency. John Ratcliffe's supposedly gonna take it hover over. Well, he's going to take it over and acquitted himself pretty well today.

exists to serve itself. I know many people who used to work there, and what they tell is a tale of an agency that thinks it should run everything and it has no issue whatsoever using on us in our government the same tactics they have used around the planet. And when you have the largest spy agency in the world trying to do evil things like that, it's a big deal. Can the director walk in and fix everything? I have not been hearing things I want to hear

about that. And it's not because John Ratcliffe doesn't want to. He sounds like a man who wants to. It's because this secretive agency is going to cut him out. They're gonna freeze him out. They lie. It's what they do for a living, anyway, their spies. They lie for a living, and it's part of the job description. They're gonna lie cover things up. But he also sounds like exactly what we need to do some good. And I like that

because we have to do a lot of good. Let's do some more emails, shall we, and even have another ghost story before we get to Marco Rubio. Hey, shrimp hands, it's not nice. I have three questions you're only getting one. Is brisket overrated? His name is Dan. Well, it depends on what you're asking me. My brisket is not overrated. I make a world class brisket. What, Chris, I've made two? Yeah, but they were both good, so I'm undefeated. But no, what,

why do you have to bring up old stuff? Anyway? Chris? How many do you have to make? If I climb mount every it's the first time, then I'm great. It's not like I didn't need to try it more times. I conquered brisket already. I'm looking for a new challenge now I've already moved on past the brisket. I'd like any good pit, boss, I put it on my pellet smoker right before I go to sleep. I wake up the next morning and the meat's done. Is it overrated?

That's an interesting question. We'll answer that, and we'll talk about Marco Rubio as Secretary of State, maybe even tell another ghost story before we do that. I don't know if ghosts surreal, but inflation is, and the bubble popping most definitely is. We're starting to see some ugly things out there economically, things that you and I have been worned about many times, that they're kicking the can down the road until Trump gets in and then it's all

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Love hate, death threats, Ask doctor Jesse questions ghost stories. I don't on any emails talking about the nosewhistle that I've developed on occasion that I can't hear. That's a painful, painful thing, and I expect you to honor my request to leave me alone about it. Now, you have a newsome not exactly popular. Before I get to this ghost story, especially right now, it's actually asked about the nickname new Scum, which is so funny. I get it.

he's doing. Yeah, that's pretty special. The best part about brisket is it gives us meals for a week. Everyone likes it. And Chris, you're laughing, buddy, wait till you wait till that little girl's teenager. These kids are savages, man. They eat absolutely everything in the house. So if you

make a brisket, yeah, you eat on the brisket. But then the next day you can have brisket tacos, and then the next day it's brisket sandwiches, and then and then those little monsters will be carving off chunks of it to take in their lunch for school. It just allows in the feast on it, like lions in the safari on a safari in Africa, not in the zoo, where they don't feed the lions, which I've always wanted them to do. Here's the ghost story. Hey ghost hunter Jesse,

here's what for you. I was about eleven in nineteen eighty seven. We started started ghost watching in my friend's basement because he claimed he'd seen strange lights moving down his hallway at night. The basement ran the full length under his house and was semi finished. It had his dad's office in this office in this big open room, and attached to one side was their laundry room in

a tornado storm shelter. We three or four of us, depending on the day, would just sit in the dark and tell stories and wait for something spooky to happen. After a few attempts, a light turned itself on in the laundry room. Oddly, it was a socket with no switch or string to turn it on. To turn it on, you had to pick up the ball and screw it in physically. After a few more attempts, nothing happened at

the last attempt. I started getting mad that we were wasting my time and my friend was just lying to us about things in the house. So I started cussing out the ghost, calling it a coward, insulting it in every way an eleven year old kid can. Then we gave up and left the basement. We walked into his backyard sat down on the patio to figure out what to do for the rest of the day. While we were sitting on his little patio, which was just a wooden floor over dirt in the backyard with a couple

chairs and swing, it happened in broad daylight. Our conversation was interrupted. Listen to this, Chris, don't have that look on your face, Chris. Our conversation was interrupted by a disembodied voice of a man yelling at us with what sounded like an intense rage. Do you feel that, Chris? I could feel it the hairs on my armor standing up. They're not but they're almost. It built up from a low, distant sound to a full volume over a matter of

three to four seconds. It came from the ground beneath our frigging feet. We froze the hair on the back of my neck got stiff. All three of us were paralyzed and couldn't move paralyzed Chris, after what seemed like forever, we all kind of locked eyes and we just split like roadrunner, taking off in three different directions. I didn't stop till I was well into my neighbor's lawn. Needless is saying we never went ghost watching in the basement again.

I'm still friends with the guy all these years later, and occasionally we talk about it. We could never come up with a rational explanation. One might think it was his dad, but he was always at work when we did this, And besides, he's a super nice Christian guy that would never do something like that to mess with us. I'm a physicist now, and I can't roll out the existence of ghosts or something paranormal? Chris, how did you not get the Twilight Zone music ready for that? That

was prime for the do do? I can maybe do it with my nose now. It's what, Chris, What tell me that didn't kind of bring you around a little bit? I feel myself coming around. See, it's not just because he's a physicist. Don't don't edge you cation shame the other people because they're not physicists. He's a genuine human being. Remember that dime who emailed in the long ones. She had a long one about the cater the catering dime, Chris. I'm telling you, man, this stuff I don't know if

it's real. I was about to say this stuff is real, but it could be real. We're trying to figure it out on our own. We're also trying to figure out why do we why do we let these young women in Congress somebody's here's Jasmine Crockett and Nancy Mays.

and we elected a bunch of caddies school children. What Chris, Chris said, Why don't we let him fight in a mud pit? Chris, why don't you grow up? I guess we could make an offer. Hey, Chris, here's what you do. They have official email accounts right now. Listen, it'll be fine. Email both of them, so they're both on the email. Email the office. Tell them we, in the interest of bipartisanship,

we want to arrange something like that for them. We'll pay for the venue, will broadcast it obviously everywhere, but in the interest of everyone coming together. See what you can do to set that up. Okay, in the meantime, let me get rid of the pain in your life. I know we're all in physical pain having to hear Nancy Mason, Jasmine Crockett throw monkey poop at each other. I have a headache now. I don't know about you. Why don't you let relief factor take your daily pain away?

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