The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday. We're moving off with that dark stuff. We're gonna get to emails. That'll be a good time. We'll dog on Cracker Barrel, We'll make fun of Jasmine Crockett. Mexico's getting a little uppity. All that and so much more coming up on the next hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Some of that may bleed into the next one. I don't know whatever. That's why they give us three hours, all right, So let's discuss
something here now. Before I get to the actual story, I have to explain something that's pretty obvious. Anyone who listens to the show for a long time will know this, but maybe you're a new listener. Unbelievably, the show keeps growing. So let me just lay it out there. I am the ugliest of ugly American. I love my country. I love it so much. I've been to other places, good places, bad places. You know I've been. I've been to Bagdad, I've been to Paris, I've been to other places. There's
nothing like America. And even when I go to other nice places, like we did six months in Okinawa and the Marine Corps. Okayah was awesome, just that whole area Japan's awesome, Like it was cool. It was awesome. It was awesome. I can't complain. There was some hard training and stuff like that. I can't complain. But by the end of that six months that at the time was by far the longest I'd been away from home. I just wanted to be around Americans. I wanted to be
back in America. When I go overseas, when I travel at all and I see Americans, my face lights up and we just talk. I know how blessed I am, blessed to have been born here, blessed with all the all the freedoms we have, the standard of living we have. It's a great country, and I hope you're proud of it. I am proud of it. And I don't get sentimental, as you know about many things. I'm a cold, unfeeling, sociopathic jerk, I know that. But I get sentimental about America.
I watch movies are just sad things, and I don't cry, just not much of a crier. Man Star Spangled Banner gets me almost every time. If it's done well, I just I'll get it a little choked up with the end there. Just I love it, can't help it. And I have been this is atle bunch of an ugly American. I've been for I would say five years. I have been looking forward to the two hundred and fiftieth birthday of America that's next year. Just dwell on how unbelievably
cool that is. No matter your age, you're going to be alive for two fifty, two hundred and fifty years of this country. I'm so excited. I am so excited. I'm more excited for America's two hundred and fiftieth birthday than I've ever been for anyone's birthday ever, including myself, my wife, my kids, my parents. It's two fifty and we're going to be here celebrating this country. And I told you it's been years. It's like five years. I've been looking forward to it. I couldn't get it out
of my mind. This is when I started looking forward to it, and then I started thinking, oh, this is going to be awful. If Joe Biden got reelected, what would that thing have looked like? Think about it? What would it have looked like? Have you visited recently at all the Thomas Jefferson's home, his historic home in Virginia, if you visited. I haven't recently. I went before and it was wonderful. It was cool. Every single person I've talked to who's been there recently has talked about how
they just destroyed everything. Now it's just a big thing about slavery. It's no celebration of Jefferson or anything he did. It's just slavery this, and slavery that, and slavery this and slavery that. Look at that's a little taste of what the communists have done to our history in this country. You know what, I'll play it again. I played it at the end of last hour. These people, this is Dalaia Ramirez, Alia Ramirez. These people, the people who think
like this. They're not just members of Congress from blue areas or a mayor here or whatnot. They are the people who have conquered our sacred historical institutions, and they have brought this America hating mentality into our country, in to our mainstream institutions. You can't even visit the home of the guy who wrote the Declaration of Independence without getting waterboarded by this card.
For me, being an American is the ability to dream, to love, to have the scent, to be able to organize and build a kind of solidarity that recognizes the good and the bad of the formation of this country, but as willing to reckon with how we have used colonialism to harm others, especially in the Western hemisphere.
Think what our two hundred and fiftieth birthday would have been with those animals in charge of it. Oh, they would have had to do something. It would have been the gayest thing you've ever seen in your life. It would have been gayer than the US Navy. It would have been all pink rainbow propaganda, crap. White people suck, crap, America sucks, colonialism, this country sucks. This sucks, and that sucks, and this sucks. They would have had trannies in the parade.
It would have been this wonderful, incredible moment that should have been would have been awful instead of a celebration of two hundred and fifty years. It would have been awful. And now Trump is in charge of it. Even if you are the biggest Trump hater in the world, for whatever reasons, I know he's got his laws. Everybody does. I get that you have to admit, he's going to make it over the top America. The last I heard he was discussing doing it in Iowa and making it something.
Of course, this is the most trump thing ever a day. We're not doing a day. It's gonna be like a year long event. They're stretching it out over so many months of celebrating this and celebrating that. If you're looking for something to feel good about. We almost had the America hating Democrats running our two hundred and fiftieth birthday,
and they would have ruined the whole thing. And instead, because we won an election in November, because you put in the work and I put in the work, and we got out there and we went to the polls and we made it happen. Our two hundred and fiftieth birthday is going to be so over the top, red, white and blue. I cannot get the smile off of my face. I swear I might rent a house in Iowa and just do the show from Iowa the whole year. And I promise you this cross my heart and hope
to die. Unless I am dying or somebody in my family is dying, I'm going to that celebration. I am going, and I don't mean for an hour like the Kellies normally do. I'm just going to go bask in freedom, baby, and it's going to be amazing. And look, the White House is already preparing. You remember that thing I read earlier from the Smithsonian, the Smithsonian's National Museum of African American History, about the how white culture is hard work
and politeness and all the craziness. Did you see this headline from today? The White House to vet Smithsonian museums to fit Trump's historical vision. Top White House officials will scrutinize exhibitions, internal processes, collections, and artist grants ahead of America's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. They are already digging in and they are going to purge the America hating communist filth from all the places that were gearing up to crap all over this country for our two hundred
and fiftieth. And that should make you smile. It makes me so happy to know that our two fiftieth is going to be awesome. I mean, shoot, they're cleaning up DC. I might go to DC and then Iowa.
I don't know.
I may just spend the whole time traveling the country and some ridiculous red, white and blue hat and T shirt and everything else I can possibly find. I was gonna say sunglasses, but I'd have to get my prescription. Either way, it's going to be awesome and we should feel good about it. It's going to be over the top in awesome and we should feel good about it because it was almost terrible. It was almost Could you imagine what they'd done, what they would have done with it,
Imagine what they would have done with it. They would have wrecked it. Imagine if these people ran out. You don't think more police make streets safer, No, Joe, I'm a black woman in America.
I do not always think that more police next street's safer.
It would have been that. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, fantastic Tuesday. Remember if you miss any part of the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Jesse, why is everyone freaking out that Trump is meeting putin one on one? Europeans are in panic? And Lindsey Graham's bending over backwards? Okay, so true. There's a couple things on this First of all, Trump came out. In case you missed it, I don't know how you could have missed it. But on Friday,
Trump's flying to Alaska, Putin's flying to Alaska. They're gonna sit down and try to work this whole thing out.
This is really a feel out meeting a little bit, and President Putin invited me to get involved. He wants to get involved. I think I believe he wants to get it over with. Now, I've said that few times then I've been disappointed. The money that's been spent and the death is incredible. It's the worst thing that's happened, by far, the worst that's happened since World War Two.
So I'm going in to speak to Vladimir Putin and I'm going to be telling him you got to end this war, you got to end it. Well, we're gonna have a meeting with Ladimir Putin, and at the end of that meeting, probably in the first two minutes, I'll know exactly whether or not a deal can be reading on because that's what I do.
I'll make deals. Okay, did you hear the part in that little thing where he said the money that's been spent, the money that's been spent. Ok, why are people freaking out about the potential end of this? And by the way, I'm going to get to a prediction about this meeting, but you're gonna have to wait till I'm done having this talk and then we'll talk about the meaning itself and whatnot. But the money that's been spent. Why is Lindsey Graham freaking out? Why is Europe upset? Why are
all these countries upset? Remember the history episode we did, actually I think it was a couple of them on the Crimean War. No one knows anything about the Crimean War. Don't worry, I'm not going to do it again right now. But it was a war that took place roughly, not exactly, during our Civil War. So that tells you the kind of weapons and things like that that were being that were going to be used there. The Crimean War, well, it was over this exact area, this exact area. Keep
in mind something. There are only so many choice places on the planet that everyone wants, and countries may rise and fall, technology may change, but what doesn't change is the places there are on the planet. This is the only planet God gave us that part of the world is extremely valuable, not just for the warm water port that can get you out to the open ocean. That's the only one. It's the only one. Don't get you to the Mediterranean, out the Black Sea to the Mediterranean,
to the open ocean. It's your only option. It's not just that other resources that are there. It's a valuable part of the world, a valuable part of the world that everybody wants a piece of, not just the countries that are currently there presiding over it. It's not just Russia who wants a piece of it. It's not just Ukraine who wants a piece of it. The UK wants a piece of it, Germany wants a piece of it, America wants a piece of it. France wants a piece
of it. When there's valuable ground, people want a piece of it. Period. And the story now, the value. Let's focus on that. There are trillions in money to be made. There trillions, trillions of dollars at stake. Trillions of dollars will move nation states to war. Nation states can be provoked to war over this little thing or that little thing. But when you start talking money into trillions, nations will
mobilize armies over money. In the trillions, and they will march to war over that, and they always have and they always will. That is something as old as war itself. Now, why why when Russia invaded Ukraine? Remember Ukraine is not a NATO country. That's an important part here. They are not a NATO country and they would never be allowed to be a NATO country. Putin would probably launch nukes before he allowed that to happen. He's not going to allow a NATO country to be on his border. No one,
you shouldn't, No one would allow that. Why did the West collectively freak out when Putin invaded Ah because he's invading No, there are invasions all over the world. The West didn't care about all over the world right now, and back then, all kinds of attempted conquests were happening all over the planet. Why is that the one everybody freaked out about? Uk America? Everybody because Western intelligence and really Western financial interests are heavily invested in Ukraine controlling
that so we can use it and not Putin. Because if Putin gets it, he's going to cut the West off from it and he's going to use it for his own purposes. So immediately it was was it it almost bizarre? Even if you're hardly invested in this conflict one way or the other, Wasn't it almost bizarre? Everyone from Joe Biden to Mitch McConnell ran to the microphone immediately and said.
This is the most important thing happening in the world. And we were all kind of suffering from inflation and opened there are all kinds of other things going on. America kind of looked around and thought, uh, I mean, you can say it's important, but the most important thing in the world for Western governments, not allowing Vladimir Putin to take this incredibly valuable ground which nations have been fighting over for centuries, is the most important thing in
the world. Remember, these people are all monsters. They don't care about you. I don't care about normal people trying to feed their family, care about themselves. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Tuesday.
Member. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Talking about this Russia Ukraine meeting. So so Trump's flying to Alaska, He's gonna feel Putin out. Trump said, Hey, hey, I'm gonna know you know, Hey, I'm gonna know right away if I'm gonna be able to make a deal or not. They're talking about land swappings. Zelensky doesn't land swap. And that's why are why is you freaking out? Why
is Lindsey Graham freaking out? Because Vladimir Putin has conquered a large chunk of Ukraine and he currently holds it, and the Ukrainians, even with all the Western weapons and Western training that has been provided, they've been unable to eradicate the Russian forces from the region. Speaking about biting and holding, which we talked about earlier in the show, Putin bit and he's holding it period. He holds it. You don't have to celebrate that, but he does. He
holds it. Western leaders are freaking out because there are trillions of dollars that are about to evaporate if a peace deal happens. Now, maybe you're about to say, well, I don't understand the lives lost. It's been terrible, I mean, and no one knows the exact number, because everyone lies during war, every side, your side, their side, every side lies half a million. I've heard that. I've heard it's
I've heard a million. No one knows. It's a lot carnage and normal people, good people like you, not me, but like you look at that and you think, well, don't they want the loss of life to start? If that don't they want the loss of life to stop? I should say I think. I think if you think like that, you don't understand how truly evil so many leaders in the West are. They would kill you and everyone you know, everyone in your town, everyone in your state.
Then in fact, they would nuke the United States of America if it meant more money in power for them. These people are, they really are evil to the core. Loss of life completely inconsequential to them. And let me paused for a second. Historically, that's how evil kings, evil dictators have always been. Without a second thought. They'll march armies off to war and widow tens of thousands of women or as many kids. They'll kill as many people as they have to for the tiniest thing in the world.
That's how evil leaders are. Our leaders today aren't any less evil than some Assyrian king who goes in sacks of town and murders all fifty thousand people just for the front of it. They're all the same, same mentality. I'm powerful, I can do what I want. I matter more, I'll massacred. People want that. Our leaders today, they are exactly the same. Now as far as the meeting itself goes, let me give you a piece of advice. We've probably talked about before, but I just need you to hear
me here. You're going to encounter at some point in your life, sadly, someone in your life going through a divorce. Maybe it's your best friend, your brother, your sister, maybe God forbid, it's your mom, Maybe it's your child. Maybe you are going to encounter someone close to you who's going to go through a divorce, and because you are a good person, you are going to want to step in, im mediate and stop it. That's what good people want. No, I don't want this pain. I don't want this breakup.
I don't want this. Let's sit down, let's work it out. Let me advise you against that. I have never, ever, ever, in my forty four years, seen that work. And one hundred percent of the time, not fifty, not seventy, not ninety, one hundred percent of the time, the person who tried to step in got hurt very badly for the attempt why is that. It's not because your intentions aren't good. Your intentions are wonderful, but there's so much pain and anger and bitterness inside of that home that you can't
fully understand because you're on the outside looking in. There's a history there, and no, just because your daughter's been texting you about it doesn't mean you know. You don't fully grasp it. I don't fully grasp it. And when you step in and try to mediate, you're just going to get burned by the war you stuck your nose in. Go read George Washington's farewell address. The founders of this nation were emphatic that America stay out of foreign wars
for exactly the reason I just told you. It's not that they didn't have good hearts. It's not that they didn't want peace on Earth and all these of course they wanted all these things, but they knew you stick your nose in someone else's business, you are going to end up getting burned. And most likely you're not going to fix a dag gone thing. All you're going to
do is drag yourself into it. The United States of America, this is no fault of Donald Trump, because Joe Biden did it stuck its nose as far into this war as you possibly could, to the point we had American politicians on both sides bragging that we were sending munitions that were killing Russian troops, bragging on camera that we were fighting aprox. War against the largest nuclear power on the planet. Now we're in it. Now we have stuck our nose in it. And Donald Trump, to his credit,
I want to point out, wants peace everywhere. He's negotiating peace everywhere, Andy A, Pakistan, azerbar everywhere. Donald Trump is negotiating peace Iran, Israel. Donald Trump is trying to negotiate peace. He wants to death to stop, wants the killing to stop. Let's work this out. He is stepping into an area that has been fought over for centuries. He is stepping in to a divorce. I don't think he can solve, and I know he thinks he can. He wouldn't be
Donald Trump if he didn't think he could. Guys like that think like that. Remember on the campaign trail, Remember what he would Remember what he said about Russia, Ukraine constantly on the campaign trail. I'll have that thing done day one, my first day in office. I'm gonna wrap this whole thing up. I'll have a peace deal day one. I'm not criticizing him. That's what he wanted, that's what he tried. He's tried several times. He's tried with Zelensky.
Zlensky blew it up. He's tried with Putin, Putin blew it up. Why does this keep happening? We are stepping into a divorce that is ugly, and the arguments, the fighting, the bitterness is generational and lasting. And they don't want peace. If Putin, if Putin doesn't get to keep in this landswap thing, if Putin doesn't get to keep most of what he's taken, Putin's going to reject it because in Putin's mind, try to try to get me out of it. You haven't been able to do so far. We've been
fighting for what is it, Chris, three years? I think now three years you've been trying to get me out of it. You can't. No, Zelenski, we've seen how belligerent that little troll is. He wants it all back. Now, give me everything back. Well, you lost it, you don't have it. It's not yours anymore. It got taken from you. I applaud Donald Trump for putting himself out there, and
it is a risk. It's a risk of political capital, because what happens if Donald Trump flies to Alaska, has this big meeting with Vladimir Putin and flies away and it's just a huge dud, nothing comes of it, And that's what I believe it will be. I think it'll be no peace, no nothing. Well then kind of makes him look bad. Oh you tried and you couldn't. Don't get wrong. I won't think any less of him, but
it'll be political capital he didn't have to risk. I don't think this thing can work out until it's worked out by those two sides. Those are the players. That's the game. And that's enough of that. Let's get back to some emails because I'm behind on some of those, and then we'll talk about Mexico setting the military in hang on, Hey, the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Let's stick into some of these emails before we talk about Mexico and a drug more dangerous than
fentanyl and oh my gosh, it's terrible, Jesse. In your world travels, you need to put Andersonville, Georgia on your right itinerary. It'll give you I can't say that word. It'll give you the shivers. You'll feel the ghosts, and you'll surely want to do a history episode on this dark moment in our history. After visiting the story of Providence, Spring could be an evident an episode on its own.
All right, So Chris, save this email. I just decided, live on the air, that's my next tip history episode. We're gonna talk about Andersonville. You know anything about Andersonville, Chris, You don't know anything about Andersonville, Corey, nothing good. Don't look it up. I'll teach you. We're gonna look this up. I'm saving this email. Anyone who doesn't know. That's gonna be my next thing. Time to do a little civil war talk. Don't worry about I have all kinds of
violence and atrocities and stuff like that. It's great, Jesse. I was on the grill the other night. I had an epiphany. Does the menu whisper prefer bun length or normal size wieners? I figured, since you have tiny hands, you're probably used to you know, that's not very nice. We only do bun size wieners in the Kelly household only bun sized wieners. I will never understand it as long as I live. Why are there wieners that leave an extra two or three three inches of bun? It's awful.
You don't eat the hot dog for the bun, you eat it for a combination of the two. I've told you this before. If I'm on a budget, and I have been many times, we go with bars. But bars bars is probably not the best. Now now that we're moving on up, like the Jeffersons, we get ballpark ballpark bun size beef francs. They're beef Chris, even you can eat them ballpark. But what Chris has been shockingly pushing for Hebrew Nationals. Hebrew Nationals are garbage, Chris. Yes, they
or I've tried them. I know you have them in the fridge right now. I've seen them here. I get it. I support it. Okay, go ahead, I support it. Take them to synagogue. I have tried them one hundred times. It's not like I don't want to like them. I want to like them. I'm trying to be cultured. What Chris what? I don't like them because of how pricey they are. Don't take your values and put your values on me. That's not true at all. I buy ballpark.
Ballpark's got to be about even about the same. Have I ever told you about the best hot dog I've ever eaten in my life? So in the Marine Corps, after you graduate from boot camp, if you're in the infantry, at least you go. Actually, I think this is everybody. When you go to boot camp in San Diego, you leave there and then you do post boot camp training for whatever your specialty happens to be at Camp Pendleton,
which is southern California outside of San Diego. If you're in the infantry, like I was, you will do a long, long post boot camp training. It was called then. I don't know if it still is SI School of Infantry, pretty advanced uff School of Infantry, and it was I'll tell you this. Physically, it was much more difficult than boot camp. School of Infantry training was. It was a lot. You're on rock runs and all kinds of stuff. It
was a lot. So while you're there, remember when you're in Marine Corps boot camp, unless this has changed, and I don't think it has, you don't get weekends off. You're always training. It's three months you're always training. You don't get to call home. There aren't phone calls. There's nothing but you and an angry drill instructor trying to kill you. There's no weekend, there's no nothing. Now, that's how it's supposed to be. That's why, that's how you
make a marine. I'm not complaining about it. But when you get to s o I, you're not a recruit anymore. Now you're a marine. And occasionally, at least they did back in the day, they will let you off for a day or two. We always used the number of hours, so it was you got a twenty four, or you got a forty eight or have We never got seventy twos in Soi. Maybe you get a seventy two. If you go to the fleet, you get a seventy two. You get three days off. We had been cooped up.
We wanted to go have fun, and they lectured us the second we got to Soi, because of its proximity to Mexico that we were never, under any circumstances allowed to go down to Tijuana. We are not allowed to cross the border and go to Tijuana. It was too dangerous. You're gonna get arrested. You're gonna get killed. Don't go to Tijuana. Well, if you tell that to a bunch of young infantry marines, you might as well drive them
down to the border. If you're telling me I can't go there, that must be where it's the most fun. First weekend we got, and I mean the first weekend we got, so go on a Tijuana right. They even put guards marine guards at the border trying to catch marines crossing either way. That's how adamant they are. Do not go to Tijuana. Well, as you know, the shadow, I may be tall, but I'm very covert. Slipped across the border with my boys. We drove down there, went
down to Tijuana, had a great time. You young marines listening, I know a bunch of young marines. Listen. In all seriousness, I'm totally serious right now, don't do that anymore. It's way worse now than it was then. I wouldn't go now, even when I even when I was a young marine, I would not go anymore. Now two cartel controlled now too dangerous. Okay, don't do no, They're not going to go, Chris, I just told them not to. Please, don't listen. I'd
be honest with you. Don't go now, don't go too dangerous anyway, slipped across the border, had a great time. We exit an establishment, a bar, We left a bar. It was something like two am, like young Marie, just morons, and they had this Mexican on the street on the uh he's running a hot dog stand and I oh, oh, yeah, two am, Chris. Oh, Chris. There was a line. It's not like he was about to close up, dude, it's it's Tewana, buddy. There was a freaking line. And I'm glad.
I don't know what was in these hot dogs, but he's pulling out these hot dogs that are bacon wrapped, and they were you know, we don't have any money. You don't have any money. You're dirt poor a buck apiece. Oh I know, Chris. You should see Chris now, Chris is ready to go. Chris. Bacon wrapped, buddy, bacon wrapped. You can't go eat them anyway. Don't drive down there and ruin your kosher meal. Bacon wrapped hot dogs and
he threw them right on this flat top. And like I said, you know what the health and safety standards are, it's America. We didn't all die from that alone. Oh my gosh, I have never in my life eaten a hot dog that tasted that good. What, Chris, What? Why don't you bac and wrap him and smoke him at home. I've tried. I can't get him the same. I don't know why, a dude that's a special Mexican voodoo or something like that.