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Democrats Vs. Republicans on Issues

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Speaker 1

The Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 2

Let's have some fun on a Friday. I'm so excited. Are you excited? It's an ask doctor Jesse Friday. It's me grossed out, Jesse. I'll get to that gear in just a moment. We have so many things going on. Yes, the market's upset about the tariffs. We'll touch on that probably at some point in the show. We have hate maiol I'll probably open the show talking about that. So many people have so many questions. Will Democrats ever vote Republican? These people are mad at Democrats. I don't want to

be a Democrat, but they don't vote Republican? What do we make of that? Why do universities get our tax dollars? If you have a daughter going into the military, where.

Speaker 1

Should she go? What should she do?

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All that, the ancient world and so much more coming up on the world Famous Jesse Kelly's Show tonight. First, I need to explain why I'm grossed out, Jesse. You know how I've told you. Ab is a health freak. She's a gymnast. She was on the Canadian national team. She went to the University of Arizona on a full ride scholarship and was really good like made Nationals every year.

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She was awesome. So she's one of these health freaks.

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And you know how I told you. She makes this super food smoothie every morning for me. You know how I've told you it's disgusting, disgusting. If it wasn't for the obliterator, the Chefman blender, I wouldn't even be able to get it down. It's disgusting. Today she made me one and I just didn't have it in me. I had had some bacon with the boys this morning and some eggs and it was good, and.

Speaker 1

I didn't have it in me.

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And she said, hey, I made you smoothie, and I said, hey, thanks, appreciate it.

Speaker 1

Just put it in the fridge. I was working out at the time. Just put in the fridge. I'll get it later. I had no intention of getting it later. None. My intention was. And I've never done this.

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Okay, to be clear, I was gonna slip downstairs when she was in the shower, take it, dump it, go in thank her for it. Like any red, red blooded American wood I forgot, Okay, I forgot. I'm not at work for two minutes and I get a text, Hey you forgot.

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You're smoothie in the fridge.

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I'm out running errands want me to bring it to you, and so now here I am. If you're watching on the camera, I don't even know if they simulcast the show anymore. I don't even know if you can see inside. There's like this green sludge. It it tastes like, well, have you ever seen one of those rivers in India?

Speaker 1

It's full of true.

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I would imagine if you drank that water, it would taste very similar to what I'm drinking right now. And so that's what I'm going through. Don't tell me about your problems.

Speaker 1

Now.

Speaker 2

Let's move on and let's talk about all the news, the news of the day. Let's go through all your questions and I'll well, i'll tell you what's coming Monday in a little bit. First, though, I have some hate mail. It's not really hate mail, but it's something that needs to be addressed right away. I figure, it's a Friday, it's been a long day, it's been a long week. The market's crap, everyone's feeling bad. So let's just knock this one out. This guy says, as a veteran, this

is how the email starts. As a veteran in the US Army. I find you very childish and inappropriate on your radio show talking about hookers and such. I think you need to grow up and be an adult on the issues of this country. I salute your service, but come on, you're better than this. First, As Jewish producer Chris just said in the background, I'm not better than this, Okay,

I'm not. If you are looking for a show where they yell and scream at you all day long, where they never take a minute to laugh about anything, that where you don't ever get this. If you're looking for that, I have great news for you. It's like every other show. Not every other show, but it's almost every other show. They will beat you over the face with tariffs and taxes and border and all day long.

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You need to go.

Speaker 2

Listen to those shows, not my show. I'm never gonna change. I like to laugh, I like to goof off. I'm stupid and I'm immature, and that's never going to change, and I don't want it to. That's one two, because that's really a side issue. You started this out as a veteran of the US Army, as if that's supposed to mean something to me, and let me explain. It's not that being a veteran doesn't mean anything to me.

It's that you think that somehow gave you some qualifications that would make me care more about your stupid opinion. There are all kinds of veterans that have stupid opinions about everything, and you're.

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One of them. It gained you nothing with me, in.

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Fact, because you started it out with a as a Whenever anybody ever starts out any statement with as a fill in the blank, I automatically think less of that person, and I discount a statement because people love doing that as a woman, as a veteran, as this as a FT, I don't give a crap that you're a veteran. Did you think that was going to mean something to me? Fire some dork from the army. I almost guarantee you you were an officer, because no enlisted man would complain

about that conversation at all. Almost guarantee you you were an officer. The guy reporting people to the high to the higher chain of command. We need to write him up. I heard him cussing information. Go listen to something else, Jesse. In my mind, the left have lost their minds. The left such as Stephen A. Smith and Bill Maher are straight up complaining about the left. However, they don't change, They will still vote Democrat. Why don't they just change and vote Republican?

Speaker 1

What say you? Now?

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This, as we have been observing, and we've been talking about on the show, this huge civil war going on in the Democrat Party, and we've been talking about the whys and the factions and where they're going and things like that. I know you're fascinated by it. I'm fascinated by it in the same way they in the same way. Whenever we have big internal fights, They're fascinated. They can't take their eyes off it. We're fascinated. Which direction are they going to go? Who's going to win? There's this

big citivil war. And then you have what he pointed out. You know, guys like Bill Maher. Bill Maher's out there talking about, wow, this is crazy. You went too far with the child trany stuff and things like that. Why don't they just change? You say, why don't they just change? Well, you see, when it comes to politics here in America. It doesn't work this way in every country because there

are oftentimes multiple political parties. But here in America there are two right, and since there are generally only two sides, and don't email me telling me, but I'm the Green Party, I'm a libertarian. There are two major parties two, here's how it works. You have a team. You've picked a team. And look, I don't even call myself a Republican or a conservative. I'm an anti communist, but I vote Republican

every time. In the primary, I vote for the person furthest to the right, and the general I always vote for the Republican. I'm that way. I'm extremely partisan. I'm not a newsman. I'm not a journalist. I'm not I vote. I'm a partisan. I vote Republican every single time. And so what I want is the Republican Party to be as far to the right as humanly possible. However, I should say this, I I believe in my country more than I believe in the Republican Party a lot more,

a lot more. And I say that to say this, if there was a Democrat out there, let's say somebody who look, who was a veteran, because that shows patriotism, right, Let's say it's somebody who was a veteran. Let's say this Democrat was not a baby murdering demon like the entire Democrat Party is now.

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So just was very hey, not pro abortion.

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Let's say, hey, this guy disagree with me on tax rates or something like that, but he also believed in basic border security. Okay, so just kind of like an older school blue dog Democrat. And you were to put that guy up against some disgusting, corrupt Republican like Lindsey Graham, someone like that.

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I'd probably vote for a Democrat.

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I would if I sat and analyze both candidates, I would try to figure out, not you know, which Republican I'm going to vote for, I would try to figure out what's best for the country.

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Who's best for the country.

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Now.

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Where we are now is Look, as I've said many times, voting for this Democrat party is an act of evil. It is when you vote to open up the border of your country on purpose and bring in murderers and rapists to murder and rape American citizens.

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That's an evil act. I truly believe that.

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I believe voting for a Democrat today is an evil act because the parties turned evil. But let's pretend like they were even remotely normal the nineteen nineties Democrats. Let's pretend they were there, and you put one up against a Republican, an evil Republican, a crappy one like Lindsey Graham. I vote for a Democrat. I have no problem with that. Not that I want to, but I have no issue doing it. But that's not necessarily how the other side works.

And I'll explain. We'll talk about that in a moment. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We're actually having a very important conversation right now about the other side.

Speaker 1

In case you're just now joining us.

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Guy's talking about how there are these Democrats out there that Bill Maher types there. They're constantly criticizing Democrats. Now, you guys are too crazy. You guys are too crazy. And the guy wants to know, well, why don't they just change and vote Republican, even if it's just once or twice. Well, this is really really important for us to talk about because the right misinterprets.

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This all the time.

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Actually, I'm glad you brought up his name, especially especially when it comes to people like Bill Maher. But the right has such bad battered wife syndrome. It really applies to any Democrat. Any lefty ever who says something even a little bit saying the right will all of a sudden.

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Fawn all over him and slabra all over him.

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I always knew he was one of us, looking at waking up, I love you. The right loves to do this because the right does not understand at all.

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What they're dealing with.

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These people, the Bill Maher types are your mortal enemy, and in fact they are ten times as dangerous as guys like this Elie mistel Tipe.

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South Africa got over apartheid, did they just go back to their africaner racist constitution be like, oh, we just need a couple of amendments, we just need a couple of changes here to make. No, they threw the whole thing out and started again, this time asking everybody, this time having a completely new delegation of all of the people of South Africa, not just the white folks, but not no white folks, and they came up with a

new constitutions. One of the reasons why the South African Constitution is generally thought of as one of the best constitutions in the world and ours continues to be a piece of crap.

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Yeah, white people are being slaughtered in mass in South Africa. You listen to that and you're mad at that guy, and I get it. I'm mad at that guy too. In fact, we'll talk more about that in a while. But the Bill Maher types are a thousand times more dangerous to us than that guy, because, you know what, Virtually everybody listens to that guy and says, wow, that guy's a kook, that guy's weird, that guy's sick, that guy's evil, that guy's wrong. He doesn't understand how to

win the war. Bill Maher is not close to joining our side and never will be. What he wants is them to win the war. What he's trying to do is appropriately coach up his side so his side can defeat you can defeat me and everything we care about. It's not the Jasmine Crocketts of the world that you should fear. It's not because she doesn't appeal to anybody besides the rabbit animals that make up the Democrat base.

It's a tiny, tiny percentage of the population that here's that woman run her mouth and says, wow, that sounds brilliant, aoc same kind of thing. It's a small percentage of the Democrat party. Well, I take that back. It's a big percentage of the Democrat Party, but the population as a whole, it's a small percentage that hears that filthy comy crap and says, wow, that sounds good. It's it's not the aocs that will gut you. It's the Nancy Pelosis who will gut you. It's the Chuck Schumers who

will gut you. It's the pick your Democrats. Chris Coons is actually great, a great example of this. Chris Coons is one of these Democrat senators that loves to pretend to be middle of the road. You know what, forget about that. John Fetterman's even a better example because the right loves to slabber on old sloth.

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They love it.

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After all, he said one or two nice things about Israel.

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He must be a good guy.

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Constantly cut the dude votes against us every single time. He even votes against all the Donald Trump nominees. He works day and night to screw over everything you love and care about. He torpedoes this country every chance he gets. But he wears a hoodie and every now and then it'll come out waving an Israeli flag and he'll say one vaguely sane thing on the new and everyone says, what man, he's a real blue dog, quite the middle of the road guy. Have you ever looked at his

voting record. It's to the left of Mao Zedong. We have got to stop pretending the people who toss us a little crumb now and then and say one or two sane things that they're just right on the cusp of coming around. They're not right on the cusp of coming around. They are desperately trying to shake awake their side and improve their team so their team can beat our team. John Fetterman is so much more dangerous than AOC. It's frightening because mora what, oh you have it?

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Go ahead? Good. Yeah.

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It's sad because it's been politicized, and I think, if anything, that might have set some things back because people assume, now, you know, depending on what teams in office, you know, those are the people that get some redemption.

Speaker 5

I just just for clarification, did you mean that the thirty four count case in which Donald Trump was found guilty of various financial crimes was politically motivated?

Speaker 4

Here I found that when the judicial system gets weaponized and targeted political enemies for political gain. I think that's inappropriate, and I think that degrades our collective trust and in this a very important institution. Whether that's on a democratics.

Speaker 1

Wow, he sounds so reasonable. I'll tell you what.

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I could even see myself voting for Fetterman. In fact, I bet he'll switch parties. He's going to be a Republican. Eddie day now, man, it's good to hear that. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and an asked doctor Jesse Friday, and it's a spectacular day. You know, Dome is back out there given speeches. You know what's happening right now. Dome disappeared for a while, didn't She

got crushed in November, disappeared, took a little vacation. I have no doubt she has downed about ten metric gallons. If a metric gallon is a thing that doesn't sound right anyway, ten metric tons or something whatever.

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A lot of wine.

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She drank a lot of wine and now did a little detox. Back out on the campaign trail, A woman's running for governor if not president. The question is can she lower herself to run for governor?

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Now?

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Obviously governor of California isn't lowering yourself to anything, because that's well, that's about his big boy a job in politics as humanly possible. But once you've already been VP, this is dome. She doesn't want to be a governor. She sees herself as being on the mountaintop. And man, maybe you thought to yourself, hey, she probably took a few months and maybe read some books and kind of owned up on her knowledge about things, so she wouldn't

sound like such a morn all the time. Boy, you'd be so all.

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Fear has a way of being contagious.

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When one person.

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Has fear, it has a way of spreading to those around them and spreading.

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And we are witnessing that no doubt.

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But I say this also, my dear friends, Courage is also contagious. Courage is also contagious when one person, when a few, stands with the courage that is.

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The courage exhibited by the.

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Leaders in this room every day, to stand, to have the courage to say I feel feared, The courage to say what is just amazing?

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She never says anything.

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Happening is wrong, The courage to say that there is a way that we must chart to get through this.

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I just can't. I can't do it anymore. I can't. And she's still in case you thought she dumped the.

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Cackles stay in these last few months in our country, and aid understandably.

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Creates a great sense of fear, because you.

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Know, there were many things that we knew would happen.

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Manythings.

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I'm not here, so o.

Speaker 1

So oh yeah, it's just hard to take Jesse.

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Why on earth do universities receive any of our tax dollars? I just read that Columbia University has up until now been receiving a billion taxpayer dollars a year. So I'm helping to pay for other people's kids to be taught to hate their parents in our country. Oh my gosh, it's so much worse than that. It's so much worse than that. Let's talk about those really quickly here, because there's a lot to love, and a lot and a lot that's maybe getting oversold a little bit. The actual

dollars savings of DOGE. That's not the true benefit of DOGE because most of those dollars are already gone. Most of those dollars are already allocated to the various disgusting things, and they'll be unfrozen and sent away. And even if they are saved, it's pennies on the dollar. The true value of doge, what Elon Musk is doing, is not

in the money savings itself. The true value of doge is it is putting in black and white what I have warned you about for years in years in years in years, and now the American people, the normies, are just now figuring out finding out what you already knew. American communism from the street level all the way to the top is paid for and organized. Not organic, never ever, organic, never popular. Communism has never been popular. It's always lies, propaganda, all the time, paid for organized.

Speaker 1

But wait, there's more.

Speaker 2

There's one little extra little cherry to put on top of that Sunday. It's paid for by you. That's what hurts the most, paid for by you. In fact, hold on, let me do this real quick. Sorry, this is completely unprofessional, but I'm an unprofessional person. One of our best senators right now is Eric Schmidt, great from Missouri. I just can't believe what a bastion of freedom Missouri has become. But Eric Schmidt put something out there, a little bit today.

There was a leftist in Portland. His name is Davis Lauren Knafschun. You don't know who that is, don't worry about that. He was a wretched He was arrested on March twenty ninth after he allegedly tried to blind staff working inside of a Tesla showroom with a green laser. Allegedly, this dude he grabbed this laser and shining it in people's eyes to blind the staff. Just people working get a testa dealership. Eric Schmidt, Senator from Missouri, did some

digging and here's what he said. And surprise, he was working at a taxpayer funded NGO. In twenty twenty three, his employer received over sixteen point three million dollars in government grants. American communism is not only not organic, it's paid for. It's organized, and it's paid for by you. So here's how I.

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Want to explain this as best I can. Here.

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Communists they're not interested in laws or rules or morality or anything like that. They're interested in victory. They're interested in the revolution. That's all they're interested in. And what they want is a permanent funding source. That's what they want, and that's how they operate, They're always looking for ways to fund their revolution. So Democrats when they get elected, and this is not just at the federal level, I

need to continue to stress this to you. You need to get involved in local and state politics because this exact same thing happens in your town, in your city, and your county in your state.

Speaker 1

The same thing happens.

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Democrats get elected, and what they will do is they will work day and night trying to figure out how to politic with taxpayer dollars, how to use this Always think of tax payer dollars as a big pot of gold. Okay, so if you're on the city council, there's a big pot of gold from your city. Democrats look at that big pot of gold and they know it's not supposed to be used for political purposes. So they just have to try to figure out a way. How do I how do I get my hands in there and make

sure that that money will be used for politics? Oh? I know, you know what our town. You know what our town has. We have an endangered species, I bet.

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And you know what we need to do. We need we.

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Need to do a study. We need to commission a big study to study all the endangered species that are in our town, and it just so happens my second cousin's wife has I mean, yeah, it's a nonprofit, but it's an open communist organization. They claim to investigate endangered species when really they just attack energy wherever. But what we need to do is we need to take ten million dollars from the city fund and give it to my second cousin's wife's group, thus funding communism with taxpayer money.

It works that way at your city level, your county level, your state level, and it works that way at the federal level. And after decade after decade of neglect from the right, this is the system that is now etched in stone in the United States of America. The vast majority of American communism is funded by.

Speaker 1

The American taxpayer.

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Why do you think the Biden administration sent so much money out the door right after he won the election? You noticed all this money they keep reclaiming. Joe Biden lost the election, and immediately they started shoveling billions of dollars out the door as fast as they possibly could, trying to fill the coffers of the various left wing groups in this country. Why do you fund universities because democrats are evil and Republicans are weak. That's why you fund universities.

Speaker 1

More next.

Speaker 2

The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, A Fantastic Friday, and as doctor Jesse Friday, one more quick word on the funding of Columbia University thing and this is this is like I said, democrats are evil. Republicans, there's a week you have been funding with your tax payer money virtually all of the communist activity in this country. They find a way once they bloodsuck it out of your wallet to make it some sort of official government policy or government grant or whatever it may be, to take

your money and fund their revolution. You have been funding the government revolution, the communist revolution.

Speaker 1

I should say.

Speaker 2

Now, part of the reason Republicans are too weak to stop it is they can't bring themselves to speak out against institutions that used to be revered but are now evil. You see this everywhere, especially with the older Republicans who were in office. You see it all the time, Like Columbia University is a great example. I bet you you can find a million lines from elected Republicans talking about well prestigious Columbia. I love co Harvard Harvard is such

a great American institution because it used to be. And that's kind of how they still think. Harvard is the enemy of all you hold, dear. And if we could today fire every single person who works at Harvard, send the students somewhere else, and demo all the buildings to the ground, America would be better off for the rest of our country.

Speaker 1

Columbia too.

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In fact, take every Ivy League school emptyum, demo them, and the country would be better off. These higher education places, these institutions, they have dedicated themselves to teaching young people how bad America sucks. And now we have legions of these nerds graduating from these schools and walking into top jobs in the corporate world because of course they went to Harvard.

Speaker 1

I went to Harvard.

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And so Coca Cola thinks they're hiring some top guy for their accounting because he went to Harvard, when really they just hired a committed maoist who will use Coca Cola like a skin suit to attack the United States of America because he's now a communist revolutionary, which he learned at Harvard.

Speaker 1

And it's paid for by the American taxpayer.

Speaker 2

All right, I'm done with that, Jesse, one of my girls is graduating from high school this year. For her personality, goals and skill set, I think she'd be great in the military, and I'm now more confident in our leadership that will support her in a career or at least a four year stint. What are your thoughts on the preferred branch for women. I recently had to go on a podcast diet as I was overloaded on time. Yours remains in the must have pile. God bless you, Aubrey

and the boys. Okay, so I don't have daughters. If I had a daughter and I wanted her to go military, Gosh, Lord forgive me, I would probably tell her to join the Air Force. And I guess it would depend on how hardcore my little girl was. To you know, I would never ever ever want my little girl, no matter how hardcore she was, to be in a frontline combat unit where women don't belong anyway, and they shouldn't be there. But I'll tell you, I'll tell you this little story.

I've told you this before, I think. But we were in Iraq, and I was in Iraq at the very beginning of Operation Iraqi Freedom. So we staged in Kuwait, and then George Bush declared war and then we invaded, so we were all over the country. But we were there before there were any facilities. And I'm not crying about it. A lot of the guys that came later, like the Fallujah guys, that at worse than we had it, right, But we didn't have any facilities and we were there.

There's no internet, there's no phone, there's no nothing. My parents didn't know if I was alive for like three weeks. I actually got a phone call that our company got a satellite phone one and everybody, without warning, everybody was told to line up and you got five minutes. You got five minutes. We were in the middle of Iraq and you could call home with your sat phone. You know how many guys missed their wife or their parents or something like that.

Speaker 1

You didn't.

Speaker 2

You couldn't give him a warning, right, God was looking out for me, as he always does. And my folks were driving and they answered the phone. It was me, and my dad was so excited, that's gosh, I miss him, and my mom was so excited, and they pulled over and it was just it was all. It was one of these wonderful moments anyway. Anyway, so there were no facilities. Sorry, didn't mean to get sidetracked there. And I get this sore tooth. Now, I have absurdly strong teeth. It's one

of those gifts God gave me. I don't even floss, and every time I go to the dance office said like, well, I can tell you've been flossome. I just have very strong teeth, probably because I used to drink milk by the gallon when I was a kid, but I have very strong teeth. My two started hurting. Our doc takes a look at it and he says, hey, Kelly, I think you have a cavity. Well I've never had a cavity in my life, but okay, that's something I have to get fixed.

Speaker 1

We don't have.

Speaker 2

Any facilities to get it fixed. They have to wait until we have an armored convoy heading out. We were heading north. The armored convoy was heading south, and they said, hey, we got to send you down south for half a day to an air Force space. Now, remember we not only don't have facilities. I'm going to be as uh as gentle about this as possible. I realize it maybe dinner time for you. We were still pooping in cans. When I say no facilities, there was nothing.

Speaker 1

Nothing.

Speaker 2

We had nothing, no beds, that there was nothing. I got in this convoy headed south and we drove on to an Air Force space. There was air conditioning everywhere, air conditioning everywhere, top of the line facilities everywhere we went. I couldn't believe my eyes. I did the best I could to try to escape, to try to spend the day there and chase down Air Force chicks. But then I decided I'd better get back to the front. And I got back there and talk to my buddies about

the base. They were all filled with rage and how nice the Air Force guys had it. It was glorious all night play, I had beds, it was I hadn't felt air conditioning in months. It was like the most amazing thing in the world. And I stopped and got chow I did. I slipped into the chow haul and I told him I had a right to be there, and I got the best meal I'd had in ages. And of course I got back and I rubbed it

in all my buddies' faces. But it was top of the line, top of the line to her to join the air Force or the Navy, as long as she's not going to sign up for a job where she deploys on a ship. You do not want your daughter deploying on a ship. Just there are kids listening. So that's all I'm gonna say. I expect you to be savvy enough to read between the lines. You do not want your baby girl, no matter what. You do not want your baby girl on a deployed naval vessel, Okay,

under any circumstances. So there, air Force or Navy if she doesn't have to deploy. Sorry lord, sorry about that. All right, Let's move on. Someone wants to talk about mankind. Someone wants to talk about the trade wark. Actually, somebody's really mad at me about the Trump trade stuff.

Speaker 1

Hang on,

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