It's the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday, and asked Doctor Jesse Friday, we are going to discuss I'm gonna discuss something Trump did that I really really like, if he did what I think he did. So we'll discuss that in a moment. Yes, I'll finally address this stupid reparations thing, which is hilarious
to me. All kinds of ask Doctor Jesse questions on everything from gas station food to putin Ukraine to some people are having problems with after they had a baby, all that and more coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, Remember one of the stories from the week, one of the big stories from the week, it was kind of a mini controversy that everyone's really moved on from for the most part now, was the Afrikaners. Remember the people from South Africa, the white South Africans.
They're now a minority, a big time minority in that country. Been there for four hundred years. Keep in mind, but they're a minority in that country. In South Africa has been completely taken over by communists, really open communists and communists simply believe in murder. They don't have any problems with that at all, and they are all about revenge for whatever happened in the past. Ah, your grandpa's grandpa's grandpa did this, We should probably cut your head off
and steal your land. And they've been doing it to people in South Africa. Well, Trump, in a move that raised some eyebrows, grabbed fifty sixty of them. I keep getting different number, by the way, I keep hearing forty nine, I keep hearing fifty, I keep hearing sixty. What is called fifty? For simplicity's sake, Trump gets fifty of them the people who are at risk, families, husbands, wives, kids, and he brings them over here as refugees. Brings them
over here as refugees. Now why, now, let's pause for a moment. Maybe maybe your answer for that as well. They're under threat, and that's a very very fair answer, and it may be a true answer. I'm not here to tell you you're wrong. Maybe it is just not a genuine concern for what those people have gone through. Or maybe Trump really did pull off a genius political move and Trump can do this. Now. I'm not one of these idiots. I everything Trump does is perfect. It's
not that. But he really is politically savvy, unbelievably politically savvy, and he knows how to walk the left into traps. He does it all the time. It wasn't a massive influx of people. It's fifty people, sixty people, but you see the response to it. The response to it was so unbelievably revealed.
So the Trump administration they're saying that essentially, these white South Africans assimilate better, and they're also not as this, which to a security risk. That's really causing a lot of people to be appalled. Frankly, and I also to tell people that there's violence that they're talking about that are dealing with these Africaners. I've been hearing from people that say there is violence in South Africa, but it's affecting everybody of every single race, Katie.
Immediately upon the arrival of fifty white people from another country, the American left lost its mind. But they didn't lose their minds quietly. They marched on to the television like an army to talk about how these white people were evil, how we shouldn't even take in white people, how they should stay where they are, how they should just suffer from all the oppression. I mean, this was the head of the Episcopal Church or a bishop. I'm sorry with the Episcopal Church.
We can't be ourselves in the Episcopal Church and take the step of resettling white africaners from South Africa. Our church has a long commitment to racial justice and reconciliation, and we have a storic eyes with the Anglican churches.
What if Trump brought in fifty people from South Africa simply to expose how deep the white hatred of the left really is, because it sure came bubbling out of them. It came bubbling out of them, loud and proud. And if you remember, because we're not talking about you, politics isn't really about you or me. Yes, we are the tip of the spear of foot soldiers who make the whole thing go. But you win presidential elections and congressional elections,
senatorial elections. You win these elections off the people who are half involved, who half pay attention. What if you're somebody, yeah, you vote Republicans sometimes, Democrats sometimes, But what if you're somebody who has kind of gotten the impression that maybe
maybe Democrats don't like white people. He turned on the television one day and you heard Jasmine Crockett calling white people, calling e and stuff like that, and maybe you kind of dismissed it, or maybe it percked your ears up a little and then you just kind of moved on,
didn't think about it. But then Trump brings in fifty africaners from South Africa, and you are treated to a twenty four forty eight hour news cycle of every filthy communist on the planet running to the television, essentially screaming, we can't have white people here. Send them back to be slaughtered. That's what they deserve. Anyway, you think maybe that wouldn't make you sit up in your chair a little bit if you're a norm If you're a norma and say, hold on a minute, I feel like these
people mean it would Jesse. I heard you comment on gas station and truck stop gourmet road trip food. But what about the motel Continental Breakfast. My wife insists we stay at places with that included breakfast. She's a Continental Breakfast whisper. Okay, his name is Lance. Hotel Continental Breakfast is the same everywhere, absolutely everywhere, Best Western Courtyard by Marriott Super eight. It's the same everywhere. I was just
at a comfort in comfort in in Ohio. When I went back for my aunt's funeral, I was at a comfort in exact same thing there. Everyone knows what you're going to get at a Continental breakfast. You're gonna have bagels that are stale. You're gonna have bread that's fairly stale. You're gonna have a few different cereal options, frosted flakes, fruit loobs, you know what I'm talking about. There's going to be a usually a waffle machine, that's the norm. If you don't have one of those, man, you are
really at a low end. And they have some pancakes which are clearly frozen pancakes. They got thrown in the microwave in the kitchen. If there are eggs, well you'll have the powdered eggs that are scrambled. Everyone knows that. And then you usually have the sausage patty, also frozen, also thrown in the nuker. Your only chance that real eggs is getting the hard boiled eggs they will occasionally set out, and boy, are you taking your life in
your hands dipping into those bad boys. Continental breakfast is very tough. It's very tough for me because I am a real eggs man. For breakfast, I really don't do waffles. I mean I like waffles. I like butter and syrups, fine, not interested in it. Mostly for breakfast. I don't like sweet breakfast pancakes. I want bacon and eggs or sausage and eggs in real eggs, real eggs. I have eggs almost every single morning. What Chris Chris said to I
think McDonald's uses real eggs well in their breakfast burritos. No, but they actually do use a real egg in their mcmuffins. A sausage McMuffin with egg underrated, a real egg. And now I understand all the chemicals and stuff. Please don't email me with your health freak stuff. I get it, I get it, but I'm a real egg guy. This creates a problem when it comes to Continental breakfast. However, it's free and oftentimes you're in a hurry. So here's
what I do for Continental breakfast. And it's going to sound juvenile and gross, and I guess in a way it is juvenile and gross. But I do have a move that I use every single time. Head to the waffle machine, make a waffle, if their pancakes, you're just gonna have to use those waffle machine. Then you have to go to the powdered eggs. You scoop some powdered eggs on there. Now, these are going to be watery,
rancid filth. Just get ready, put those in the middle of your waffle, right in the middle of your waffle. Then you need to make your way over to the syrup. I know it's a little bit gross, but remember this is a continental breakfast. This is usually just down it and get on the road. Down it and get on the road. Dowsit in syrup. I'm talking about just the eggs, just the middle. Dowsit in syrup. Take your waffle, fold it up like a waffle taco, and house that bad
boy down. If you're stuck eating continental breakfast, just get the calories in you and get on the road. I prefer waffle House or bob Evans if I'm back East or something like that. But sometimes you never had a bob Evans, Chris never heard of bob Evans. Bob Evans in Ohio, bob Evans is life. There are bob Evans everywhere. It's a breakfast joint. Uh. Probably higher end than waffle house, although I would rather eat at a waffle house, but
very good breakfast joint. It's a back East breakfast jot. Everybody listening in Ohio right now is not in head and they're mortified at your stupidity that you've never had Bob Evans, get yourself. Bob Evans. My grandpa, Hank, God rest his soul. I love him. He lived and died for Bob Evans. We always had to go to Bob Evans. Gosh. I loved Grandpa. Hank. Is the Jesse Kelly Show taking you on a free ride through political talk and entertainment on a Friday. Hope you're gearing up for a wonderful,
wonderful weekend. Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse. You think Democrats support for Ukraine would fizzle if Trump slash Vance started taking on Putin. The nexus of this question is the article today that Vance has put putin on. Notice his name is Jack Listen. Remember that a lot of things, a lot of things are about money and power. To the people who are in charge. They are about money and power. It's not
all about communism or taxes. It's about money and it's about power. Remember why Washington, d C. Republican and Democrat, why they love Ukraine and they love that war so much. It's not out of a heart for the Ukrainians who've been just crushed. It's not that at all. It's not that they care about Ukraine or they care about the country. That area, that whole Crimean Peninsula area is filthy, rich with resources. It's also Russian speaking. Putin thinks it belongs
to him, Ukraine thinks it belongs to them. I'm not getting into that again. But what the West, both Europe and Us, what we do not want is Putin to take control of resources when we have already sunk an inhuman amount of money into that area to allow us to gain access to those resources. An easier way to understand Russia Ukraine is let's say your friend, You've got a buddy, and your buddy he has something. It's property right on a lake. He's got property right on a lake.
And you and all your friends you went out to the store. You went out to the sporting goods store, and you bought coolers, and you bought lawn chairs, and you bought stuff for beach volleyball, and you got yourself a couple of cases of beer and some burgers degree allowed, and you have spent a fortune, ready to go enjoy your buddy's property on a lake. You show up and you find out the neighbor has moved into your buddy's property.
They've crowded out the lake. And now with all this stuff, you spent two hundred dollars on stuff, all this stuff is sitting in the back of your pickup going bad because you can't enjoy your buddy's property on the lake. Now, it's not just that you want the neighbor off your buddy's property for your buddy's sake. You want the neighbor off your buddy's property because you spent a bunch of money and you're invested in that property being available for
you to enjoy. The West. NATO, the UK America has spent an inhuman amount of money in Ukraine already to get our hands on those resources, the resources of Ukraine. We even remember we we engineered a coup in Ukraine. We did not a better way to put it. We engineered a coup in Ukraine to ouse their current guy because we wanted to install a more pro Western government. Why did we do that to spread democracy? Of course not.
We did that so a more pro Western government would be more inclined to give us access to those resources. It's about money, and I realized there are other things at play here, biolabs and stuff like that, but it's about money in the end. Back to your question, would Democrats support for Ukraine fizzle with Trump vance started taking on Putin. No, they would find a way to criticize Trump about the entire thing. They would find a way
to blame it all on Trump. But there is a ton a ton of money at steak, a ton of money at steak, GOP donors at stake, Democrat donors at stake, meaning huge mega donors, mega donors who fund super packs for Democrats and Republicans. They need, they need to not have Vladimir Putin take control of that area because they have investments and they want to see those investments realized. And we're not talking about millions, and we're not talking about billions. We are talking about trillions with a t
trillions of dollars in resources are at stake. The powerful people who want this thing to continue without end, they are willing to risk world War three for it to go. They are people who went to that sporting goods store and they bought the cooler, and they bought the beer, and they bought the burgers, and they're watching that entire investment be wasted because the neighbor moved in and something has to be done to get that neighbor out because
they want a weekend by the lake. There is nothing Trump or Vance or anybody can do to get any any part of the system, any part of the elites, to reverse their stance on Ukraine. Remember when Mitch McConnell stood up. Mitch McConnell stood up at a time when inflation was raging, raging, and everyone was freaking out about it, nobody could afford anything at all, and gave a speech that was so bizarre it was heard across the political
world on the left and right. Everybody sat up in their chair and kind of marveled at the whole thing. That the GOP, the most powerful Republican in DC at the time, because Trump wasn't there, stood up in front of everyone and said this, well, I'm going to try to help it explain to the American people that defeating the Russians in Ukraine is the single most important event going on in the world right now. Now, you could be the biggest Russia hater in the world and biggest
Ukrainian lover. You could be Ukrainian. You could sleep in Ukrainian pajamas. That's an outrageous thing to say for somebody who's the most powerful Republican in DC. Why money comes down? The money? It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Dear doctor Jesse, the subject to this one is broken marriage. Seven months ago my wife blessed me eat with a sweet baby girl. But ever
since we have grown distant. There is just so much that builds up, and now we fight about everything. All right, let me talk to you for a second. Lots of things about life. Well, you know when we were talking about the bill earlier, the big spending bill. Trust me, this will come back to kids in a minute. And what was that complaining about. When it comes to the bill, all these reps run, they're trying to justify their vote
for another monstrous spending bill. But do they run to the camera and they talk about all the waste and corruption that's still in it. Now they run to the camera. They stuff like this. Importantly, this package also invests in what truly matters. It gives our troops a raise, it strengthens our national defense, and it secures our border. They're giving you the good stuff and leaving out the bad stuff. Let me tell you about having kids, especially young babies.
People tend to It's a human nature thing when they look back on things. When you're looking back, when you have a memory about something, we all do this. You tend to remember the best parts of it and kind of forget the worst, dark parts of it. So when you have kids, they grow up, and then when you talk to others about having kids, you talk about how wonderful everything is. It was just wonderful. Have a million kids, have a million babies, and look, I'm in the middle
of raising kids. It is wonderful. I do love it. But when that baby is first born, that is an extremely stressful time. That strains marriages. It strains marriages. Chris is over there, not in his head that I've been there. We had two. You're not sleeping. She's not sleeping, she's still she's adjusting. To all kinds of things. She has all kinds of hormonal things going on. Not her fault
she has. She's adjusting to this. Remember remember women will always take a priority in their appearance because they believe that matters to men, and of course it does. Well, she just had to go through pregnancy and now her body that it went through some things and it doesn't look like it did before. And now she's mortified by that, and so she doesn't want you. She doesn't Now she's tired, she's hormonal, she's not happy with how she looks. And you,
of course want to wanna. You know, you want to grab your wife because you're a human being and a man, and that's what a man wants. But she doesn't want to be touched. And so now you feel neglected, You feel neglecting. She doesn't want you to touch her. You feel neglected because, well, the baby gets a lot of the attention. Frankly, a lot of us, myself included, can get jealous at some point in time.
You are with that freaking baby all the time. What about coming over here, what about rubbing my arm? What about it's human nature? I am not telling you it's not stressful straining. It stresses marriages and strains marriages. I am only going to tell you this. It doesn't last, buddy, It'll get better for men. Babies suck. It's not that
I didn't love my kids when they were babies. I held them and played with them and rolled them around and threw them on the couch as they squealed with glee, and I did all that stuff.
But kids, for dudes, only get cooler as they get older. Eventually, I'm taking my boys fishing in Alaska. I got to do that with my boys. What do you get to do with the kid when it's a little blob. That's her time, that's a mom's specialty time when she gets the care and nurture and there is an extra human being added to the family. That adds stress and strain and all that stuff. You say broken marriage, it's not broken. You have a new baby, you have a seven month
old baby. Just give it a little time and you'd be fine. And let me say this too, it gets easier the more kids you have, the second one, because you know how to be more graceful with each other. You know what to expect, you know about the tiredness, you know how to prepare for this. I mean, I remember I've told you my oldest son, James. He probably shouldn't have said his name whatever, but well you know his name. But he used to have He doesn't have
this anymore, but he used to have this thing. He did not like dirt in between his fingers or hands. It was just something that really really bothered him, with sensory thing. Whatever it was. It's gone now. But we could never figure out why he wouldn't go number two in his diaper. He would not. And when I say would not, you could leave that sucker on him for ten hours. He's not going twelve hours. Okay, well you've got to change it at some point. He's what So
he would do the same thing every time. It wasn't one. Every time he would wait until you took the old diaper off, and then, well he's on a liquid diet. You know, you understand what's coming out. He would he shot it clear across the room. One time. We used to have to drape ourselves in towels. But even then, there's nothing you could do. Think about that. You're tired, you're exhausted. It's your turn to change him, and yes, I change diapers in case you're wondering, and you have
to be covered in poop every time. It's tough time. It's not all sunshine and roses and cooing and adorable stuff. It's toff time, stuff, time, stressful. You're fine, You're gonna be fine. Hey, Jesse, I'm sitting here reading about the upcoming election where corn Cornan is losing in the polls to Paxton. I see this as a win for Texas. Do you think he will decide not to run for health reasons?
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Right? To answer your question right after, bat, I believe if John and what is it June five, six months from now, if the polls still tell John Cornyn that he's getting stomped, and that's kind of what it looks like right now, I think you're right. I think he bows out. He says, I'm sorry, I developed the cough I WI or they'll give the old I want to be with my family bit, which is always hilarious because they don't want to be with their families and their
families don't want to be with them. But him, maybe he'll do that. Yes, I believe that's what he'll do. However, let me caution you with this as somebody who has seen this once or twice before. Right now, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is winning in the polls against John Cornyn and winning by double digits that I saw another one showing him winning by double double digits. Good for you, Texas. However, John Cornyn, he knows how to win statewide elections in Texas.
He knows where the high propensity primary voters are because he is a swamp creature who funds government corruption. His campaign will have all the money in the world to campaign with millions and millions of dollars and go after those primary voters. And you can say, right now, it won't work. It's not going to work. I swear it's not going to work. No, it won't work on you. They know not only how to make John corn look like I'm Donald Trump's conservative warrior. I can already see
the ads out there. It's not just that they know how to make him do that. They know how to muddy up Ken Paxton. It's not that they have to make John Cornyn pretty and perfect. Maybe they even get to the place where they think they can. What if they smear Ken Paxton to the point where you're a Republican primary voter, maybe even one who doesn't care for Corning that much. But maybe you think this Ken Paxton guys the Antichrist, and well we might as well go
with John Corner. Hey, listen, I can't tell you how dumb the things I've heard at political events are from voters. Never underestimate how stupid some voters are. What, Chris, But that's right. I wasn't even thinking about that. That's a good point, Chris. I had a Remember, I had a lady tell me one time she voted against me. She's a Republican. She voted against me, not in the primary. She voted for the Democrat because I reminded her of her ex husband. I had never met this lady, never
talked to this lady. She agreed with me on every issue. She went out and voted against me because something about me reminded her of her ex who she hated. Voters can be unbelievably stupid, especially the uninformost. You know what I mean. Everyone's not like you. Everyone doesn't pay attention
like you too. All right, let's move on. I want to talk about these ice deportations in Denver before we get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions Hang on the Cities the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful, Wonderful Friday. If you miss any part of the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review talking about how huge my hands are. I'm want to remind you of this that the voting for Democrats in the year twenty twenty five
is an act of evil. Not saying you have to vote for Republicans, but voting for Democrats is an act of evil, if for no other reason than how they handle the border, what they believe about immigrations. Modern Democrats believe the border should be open. Your country is evil, and every barbarian across the planet should be allowed to
flood into it. And the people who come into it come from places you can't even possibly imagine, from violence you can't imagine, and they're more comfortable with violence than you can possibly imagine. I saw some January sixth guy was talking about how he had to share I think a cell block. It was with a couple MS thirteen guys, and the MS thirteen guys used to just walk around joking about how they had cut some girl's head off and used their head as a soccer ball. Violence like
you can't imagine. Because you come from a civilized world, a civilized country. It's hard for civilized people to really truly understand how barbarians think and how they act. And the amount of violent crime in this country that comes from illegals would stagger you. So and here let me
explain it in this way. Think for a moment, Think for a moment about all the violent crime that just whatever flashes into your head that you can think of that was done by in illegal Maybe you're thinking about Lake and Riley or Joscelyn Nungary, or maybe you're thinking about yet another one of these guys who gets a duy, killing a whole family, or whatever it is. The robberies, the homicides, the rapes that you have a million stories that have probably flashed through your head, even if you
can't remember the names. Now consider this. Consider this. You are aware of all these stories, and you are aware of all these stories in spite of the fact the entire American media and America's federal law enforcement and most of America's major city law enforcement, they have all conspired with each other to cover up and conceal the crimes of Elie. You know about endless illegal crime, and you know it with the fact that you know it, even though NBC, ABC, CBSCNN, all every single one of them,
they're all dedicated to covering up those crimes. You know about all the illegal immigration crime, and you know the FBI is trying to cover for the illegals, The NYPD covers for the illegals, the LAPD covers for the illegals. Chicago, Denver cover you know about illegal immigration crime, and there is a gigantic conspiracy cabal trying to keep you from ever finding out about a single crime. Most areas won't.
Even allow the release of the immigration information specifically, so you can't find out about the crimes by illegals.
But I'm here to tell you they commit an unbelievable percentage of a ma Erica's crime. How high is the percentage? Well, I don't know because of the cover up, but I know here's a nice little data point. This is from Fox thirty one. In Denver, Ice deportations are linked to a massive sixty percent drop in Denver's homicides six zero, not sixteen. Ever since Ice started swooping up all these gang bangers and illegals. Homicides have dropped by sixty percent.
Are you in San Francisco? How many times have you had your car broken into? You know that probably goes away if you get rid of the illegals. Are you in New York City listening on the Great seven to ten WR How much crime have you seen? Where can't you go at night? That disappears if the illegals go away? La san Diego? How many listening in San Diego right now? What has happened to one of the great American cities,
San Diego? As you've watched it fall into this terrible state of disrepair, which is just criminal because there's nothing like San Diego. It comes right back when you get rid of the illegals. You know about large quantities of illegal immigrant crime, and you know that in spite of the fact the entire American left has conspired to cover it up. And look, we're not even talking about costs. It's another thing they've conspired to cover up. Do you know how much more you pay for health care because
of illegals? Because illegals use the emergency room like the family doctor. They walk in Noah, bla Englise. They get treated for the common cold. They're not arrested, they're not deported, they get treated, they get released, and they don't pay. You pay. You have to pay for that. Do you know how much better our education system would be if class sizes didn't have to be doubled with bilingual wings
in the school. Everything gets better when you get the foreigners, the invaders, out of your country, out of your country come here legally. And people say, well, it's tough to get here legally. It should be tough to get here legally. It shouldn't be easy to become a citizen of the greatest country on the planet. Well, I had to wait ten years. Good, I'm glad you did it. Welcome, You're
now mine, I'm yours. We are fellow countrymen. Good, I'm glad you waited, though, And I'm glad it was difficult. It should be freaking difficult. Things that are good are difficult. Things that are easy suck. That's a fact. Shouldn't be easy anyway. All right, now we have to talk about Tom Tillis. Someone wants to talk about Trump and Tom Tillis and chess versus Checkers. Someone wants to talk about history. Someone wants to talk about eating the flat wings, all that more coming up next,
