Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on what has been a rambunctious Monday, and we're gonna have a blast. In our final hour. We're gonna touch on being proud to be an American, traveling when you don't feel clean. We're gonna talk about Iran apparently isn't done with the whole thing, human slavery emails, all that, and so much more still to come in the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I can't let this go, so I had Jewish producer Chris compile
a little list for me. This is believe me. This is a brief list. But remember the talk we had to talk one time about being a politician, and remember I've encouraged you please run for office. We need normal people to run for office. We need you somewhere. You are qualified. The morons who are in there are the
ones that aren't qualified. But I've also warned you that you need to get out at some point because if you don't get out, if you spend too long as a politician, you will become a soulless, programmable robot that is just a walking talking point to where if I could hook you up to a lot of detector tests. You don't even know what you believe anymore. You're just so used to doing and saying whatever it is you're
supposed to say in any certain situation. So whenever an issue comes up, you just go to your memory bank of what are my programmable talking points of this when a B and you press that one and they just come out of you. And one thing that I've always found hilarious is when politicians retire, and this is most often when they're going to lose reelection or have lost reelection, because these people can never let go of power. It's the only thing they can do in their lives that
gives them any meeting meaning. Because they're a bunch of soulless monsters. They all give some version of the same statement. So Jewish producer Chris printed out a few of these for me. Let me know if you notice any similarities. This is from Don Bacon. He announced actually today, useless congressman from Nebraska, that he's retiring. Here's his statement. After consultation with my family and much prayer, I've decided not to seek reelection after three decades in the Air Force
and now going on one decade in Congress. I look forward to coming home in the evenings and being with my wife and seeing more of our adult children and eight grandchildren who all live near my home. Okay, that's good, Tom tillis he announced it yesterday. As my colleagues have noticed over the last year, and at times even joked about, I haven't exactly been excited about running for another term.
That is true, since the choice is between spending another six year years navigating the political theater and partisan gridlock in Washington, or spending that time with the love of my life, Susan, our two children, and three beautiful grandchildren, and the rest of our extended family back home.
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I hope you didn't think this was some kind of a new phenomenon. Here's Paul Ryan, twenty eighteen. It's almost hard to believe, but I've been a member of Congress for almost two decades. This is my twentieth year in Congress. My kids weren't even born when I when I was first elected old. This was thirteen years old when I became speaker. Now all three of our kids are teenagers. One thing I learned about teenagers is their idea of an ideal weekend is not necessarily to spend all their
time with their parents. What I realize is I am here for one more term. My kids will only have ever known me as a weekend dad. I just can't let that happen. Oh okay, Rob Portman, twenty twenty three. It's a tough time to be in public service. Yes, Rob, we all feel bad for you. I want to spend more time with my family, who've been supportive and they've
made so many sacrifices. Will Heard, twenty nineteen. I've made the decision not to seek reelection for the twenty third Congress twenty third Congressional District of Texas, to pursue opportunities outside the halls of Congress to solve problems at the nexus between technology and national security. I want to spend more time with my family, one more I say, this is the last one, Sae. I could do this for the really the rest of the show. This is Fred Upton,
one of the guys who voted doing peach Trump. Even the best stories have a last chapter, and this is it for me. Someone asked my wife what would be next the next chapter, and she said they lived happily ever after and indeed we will. You know, I'm sure some of these guys actually do get along with their families and love their wives or whatnot. I'm sure some of them do. But come on, now, we all know
this is the thing. When you're a politician for too long, you don't ever get to have a genuine moment, and you don't ever get to step up to the microphone and say, hey, look, Trump endorsed he was going to come out against me in the next primary, and I just don't think I can win. I would love to stay in DC and bloodsuck money off the taxpayer for another six years and hand out money to a bunch of special interests who will then go hire my second
cousin and give me some kickbacks. That's really the only life I've ever known, and it's the only life I've ever wanted. I want to be a US senator so I don't have to make reservations at a steakhouse. But now, since it looks like I did one or two unpopular things that I can't cover up, now I'm going to get stuck back at home with my wife, and I could just hear her nagging already. In fact, I'll probably run off with the secretary at some point in time.
But for now, I know I can't be here anymore, so I'm gonna leave. Nobody wants to say that, all of them. Somebody said it, and I wish I could. I wish I could remember who said it. I think it was a comment online and it was so unbelievably true. He said, they have to tell one more lie on the way out the door. They can't. They can't help themselves. There's just one more programmable robot response they have to give. Can we please stop with to spend more time with
my family statements? Come on now, all right, now, here's a little little thing before we get to emails. Just reinforces something that we've talked about many times before. The Republican Party will set them aside for the moment. The Democrat Party is the anti American party now, not un American, anti American, open hatred of the United States of America. It's how you get elected as a Democrat, and working every day to destroy America is how you stay elected
as a Democrat. Here's the newest poll out from Gallop How proud are you to be an American? Republicans? Two? Not badah Democrats thirty six thirty six percent. If you want to guarantee someone will turn out to be a Democrat, you don't have to teach them taxes or abortion, or border policy or anything. Really, you teach them to hate the United States of America, they will vote Democrat their entire lives. That is the vehicle for people who hate
the country. If you want to raise somebody who votes Republican, votes on the right, you don't have to teach them again taxes, border abortion, teach them that they're blessed to be here, Teach them what a wonderful country we live in, and that person will vote Republican the rest of their lives. That is a horrible state of affairs. I should be clear. I don't want two of the same party. I think
that's crazy. But to have one party that loves the country and the other one hates it, it's just very hard to It's very hard to maintain a country for an extended period of time when half the country hates the country. But anybody who has ever knocked on doors in a political campaign will tell you what I've told you many times before. If you see an American flag waving at that house, if there's an American flag bumper
sticker on the car. They may not be Republicans. They may be independent, they may be libertarian or nationalists or whatever, but they're not Democrats. Democrats had to be shamed into flying American flags at their own convention. Barack Obama caught on camera mouthing or no, his wife mouthing to him. All this for a darn flag. To be a Democrat in the year twenty twenty five is to hate your country. Terrible terrible people, all right now, before we get to
them using our values against us. I am a touch behind on the emails, and I'm going to get to a bunch of those, and I want to remind you, in fact, somebody is angry at their senators. I want to remind you that you can email the show your love, your hate, your death threats. You're asked, doctor Jesse, questions Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So this lady says Jesse, I love your show. Been listening since you started on
kt Okay. That's a great station. By the way, I heard you talking about Oklahoma senators James Langford, so on and so forth. What do we do? I'm very frustrated. How do we get these people out? It's very frustrating. I can't stand these weak Republicans. I just want to touch on this really quickly before we go to break. We are getting them out. Like we said at the beginning of the show, we are your specific editor, your specific congressman. Maybe not not yet that we are winning
this fight. The fight to remake the GOP into being something anti communist is a fight we are currently winning. All right, all right, emails. Next, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, absolutely wonderful Monday A. And don't forget if you miss any parlor show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. We'll get to slavery and humanity. Oh that it's always a good time. Oh wait a minute, that's not a good time. The talk whatever. We'll get to that in a little bit.
Let's do some emails. Jesse. Hello, mister Jesse, This guy says, I love your show and I listen to it when I can. I'm ten and I live in Florida and love phishing. Thank you for making car rides not boring anymore. I hope you keep making awesome podcasts. I hope I do it too, Bunny. And by the way, Buddy, I've got a Kama Kazi a History, a Kama Kazi history podcast coming. I don't know when, probably not this week, maybe next week. I don't know, but you asked for it.
I left it up to you. Kama Kazi's is what's coming next. This will really center probably mostly around the Battle of Okinawa, but we're gonna focus on the Kama Kazi, the mission, the why, the casualties, to everything else. It's a horrible, fascinating story. And all right, I'm gonna do something that I have not done before, really not in this way. I haven't asked this question open ended before.
But if you have something you want to hear me talk about, you can email a suggestion in and if there are enough of them in that thing, or maybe it's just something, maybe it's only one, but it sparks my interest, I'll do it. All right, we'll do it. I have a bunch on my mind. I have a big backlog on him. But maybe I'll just switch. Maybe
I'll put yours first, but you're welcome to email it in. Jesse, what would be your thought on the possibility of terrorists already in our country carrying small suitcase or backpack nukes ready to use them against the homeland as a result of the Ayatola wanting retribution. All right, Well that pair as well with this story from today about the Ayatola issuing a fot swap to kill Donald Trump and Nettan Yahu by the way, Uh all right, so couple of things.
Remember we said Donald Trump is out there brokering piece deals and that's a good thing. He obviously should win a peace prize. He just freaking did it again. And the Congo Rwanda, he just did it again.
This is a tremendous breakthrough. In a few short months. We've now achieved piece between Indian Pakistan, Israel and Iran and the DRC in Rwanda.
That's awesome. But we had this talk when he got that ceasefire done with Israel in Iran. Remember he did a ceasefire and then they proceeded to shoot all the rockets and drop all the bombs on each other they possibly could over the next six hours to it went into effect. You can get a pause on hostilities, there's no question, and that's good. We don't want people dying. But there are some things that are gonna have to be worked out. And when I say worked out, they're
gonna have to be fought about. I'll get to the suitcase, nukes and stuff like that in a moment. But you know, my mom has dogs, a couple of dogs, and you know we have Fred and my mom was coming down for a visit, and you know, she just we lost my dad and we're just caring for her as much as we can and wanted her to stay with us so we could let it look after ed Ab was worried about the dogs because dogs, they'll have to work it out. Sometimes dogs will fight, and that's something that
ob obviously doesn't like. Who does like it? But I told her, you know, baby, they're going to have to work it out, you know. Did She was talking about we should keep them separates, keep one in this room, and we just talked about it, and I just said, look, they might have to fight it out. They probably will have to fight it out if there's a problem, but once they fight it out, they'll work it out. Iran has wanted to kill every single Jew on the planet
for as long as I've been alive. They've been threatening to wipe the entire nation of Israel off the map for as long as I've been a lot yes between Israel and Us. We just gut punched them in a way that has them rolling around on the ground completely incapacitated and trying to catch their breath. And so in this moment we were able to achieve a ceasefire. But just like I said, after they did it, let's slow down on the peace in the Middle East to talk.
Hearts and minds have not changed, and they're very aware of that in Israel as well. Look Israel, same thing. Why after the ceasefire did Trump get super mad at it Net and Yahoo, his Net and Yah who went and dropped everything he had on Iran. Why well, Israel's about tired of being threatened over all this time too, and they intend to push this thing the pedal all the way down to the floor for as long as they possibly can. What we have now should be celebrated.
I'm not saying otherwise it We should be happy. Let's celebrate a temporary pause in the hostilities. As long as we acknowledge it's a temporary pause in the hostilities. We don't have some kind of lasting peace steel at all. That's just not danced. It's not in the cards, all right. As for the suitcase nukes or something like that, I choose not to think about that stuff. Why there's nothing we can do about it. I've been a time square a million times. Maybe I'll go again this year. Is
there someone there with a bomb in his backpack? Couldbie? What am I gonna do? Stay home, hid under my bed, not living my life like that? All right, let's talk about them using our values against us in the manipulation of the church. Next it is the Jesse Kelly's Show on a Wonderful, Wonderful Monday. Remember if you missed any part of the show, you can download the whole thing on ir at Spotify, iTunes. Just another example of two things. Really they kind of merge into each other. But first,
the communist does not share your values. You must get that. They do not share your value system at all. It's like there are a completely different species because they don't recognize your morality at all. They have a completely different morality. You have to immediately put your defenses up when they attempt to use your morality against you, to use your values against you, And the most common way they do this by a mile. Is they will quote the Bible to you, quote the Bible to you all the time.
And this is I'm gonna make sure I'm giving them credit because they do deserve credit for this. It's been extremely effective. This way of thinking has infected church after church after church after church, seminary after seminary. Large corporate churches have been completely broken down and destroyed because the communists understood he can't just declare open war on the church in the United States of America. The church was so central to the foundation of this country that would
only get him ostracized. It's much much, much more effective to infiltrate the church, quote scripture to people who want to do the right thing, and thus breaking down their defenses and allow your communist revolution to move forward. And there is no greater example of this in the United States of America than the pathetic mega churches in the largely white suburban areas combined with the black churches in the black areas. No, it's not universal, So don't send
me an email about your church. I get that, but you see it all the time you walk into one. I told you about losing my church. White pastor up there talking about his white privilege. After George Floyd died, totally nice guy got eaten alive, eaten alive. The Communists brought him in, scolded him for his skin color, and he just thought he would be in a good shepherd coming and lecturing me about my whiteness. No thanks. Black
churches happens all the time. They have found over the years they can merge Democrat politics from the pulpit, merge it, twist it with the Bible, and teach you that Jesus wants to destroy your country, wants you to allow them to destroy your country. Now, allow me to introduce you to one of these pastors who is now a senator from the state of Georgia, Senator Warnacker.
Maybe because I was here yesterday and eight years ago for a similar fight with faith leaders. Maybe because I'm a preacher and it's Sunday, I have especially been thinking about those of us who are people of faith, people whose lives are informed by scripture, people of the book.
Just the heads up, this is the setup. He knows what he's doing. He's a professional with this. You reader of the Bible, Christian, if that's you, he just sat up in your chair. He just addressed you, okay, are people of faith. I'm ready teach me, Pastor.
And maybe those of us who have different politics but read from the same book. Ought to spend some time together reading the book, because I do so sometimes wondering. I say this with all humility. None of us, none of us owns the truth. But if I'm there are days when I have to ask people of my faith tradition as a Christian, are we reading the same book?
Oh? Yes, you see. Don't you know that Jesus wants your country overrun by people from Somalia. It's right there. It's right there, and hold on, let me look. Oh yeah, second opinions, Yep, that's right there. It's been done to great effect in this country. You know, I've said repeatedly that the two things the Communists took over that aided his revolution the most were the education system in corporate America. But I might be wrong. Those are the things he
has used for offense. He educates your children to hate the country, they go on to be Democrats and vote to burn it down. He infiltrates corporate America soon Nike's running ads on why you should be gay during the Super Bowl, but defense weakening his opponent. Maybe the most effective thing the communist has done is worm his way into the churches, the black ones and the white ones, quoting scripture just like the devil did the Jesus over and over and over again. To see it's right there
in the Bible. Just throw yourself, Just throw yourself of the off the cliff. The angels to catch it. Says it right here in the scripture. Remember Latsia James. It is one of my favorite examples. As soon as she got busted, committing a felony lying on a mortgage application is a big, big, big deal. What did she do? She went running right to the camp. I'm covered by the blood, covered by the blood of Jesus, makes me freaking sick in it has been remarkably effective, remarkably effective.
We allow these demons to break us down, and we shouldn't. All right, let's switch gears. Passenger flagged by TSA after a quote swamp crotch sets off the alarm, and it's happening to others. Apparently the passenger had an exceptional amount of sweat in their pants and it flagged for TSA. I only brought this up, not because of the horrible, horrible headline. I really hope I never have to use
the term swamp crotch ever again. I brought this up because here's a little travel tidbit from Jesse that a lot of people do not get. My father actually never got it. When you were going on a road trip or even going to the airport, especially if you're unfortunate enough to live in Texas during the summertime, you get everything, absolutely everything loaded first into the car. The last thing you do before you leave the house is take a shower.
People make this mistake time and time and time again. They wake up out a habit and take a shower. You brush your teeth, go pee, take a shower. Everyone has the same morning routine to go pee, brush your teeth, take a shower. Not on travel day, because the worst thing that can happen to you is to get sweaty and sticky before you load your wife's seventy five pound
bags into the back of the car. And then you're sweaty, and then the sweat will dry, and then you're sticky, and then you're sticky on a plane, and you smell, you can smell yourself. You're oily, you're miserable. Allow this one little travel tip from Jesse to change your life. Yes, I know, I refer to myself and the third person. I think I'm gonna be doing that a lot more now. It just seems more me. Allow Jesse to tell you this.
The last thing I do. I wake up, I've got my sweats on, I'm loading bags into the car, letting the dog out. I do every single thing I can possibly do. The very last thing is I get in the shower and put my clothes on. Chris said, I've put way too much thought into this. That's such a young man thing to say, Chris. You know why I've put thought into this, Chris, because I've lived on the other side of it, my friend. I have been there, starting out the eight hour road trip we have that day,
covered in sweat. I'm then sticky. My boxers are sticking to my butt all day long. My shirt I can smell myself. I've been there sitting on the plane, having sweated to load all the bags in. Now on top of the normal travel stress, oh no, the pilots, a woman, we're all gonna die, everything else that goes through your mind, and I've been sweaty during it, and I've discovered a better way and done it a better way. The last thing I do is shower. Now I'm a travel professional.
Maybe instead of insulting me, Chris, you should mimic me. It is The Jesse Kelly Show, Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Monday. Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Okay, I'm gonna play this and we're gonna move off it, but just remember that human nature doesn't really change. Our technology changes, and nations rise and fall and all that all that stuff, but human beings don't really And this includes the horrible
institution of slavery, which I will never understand. I will never understand how, no matter your belief system, how there are always so many people on the planet who think owning another human being is okay. It's just so obviously not okay. But it's something that's always been with us, no matter your skin color or your religion, what country your people came from. Here's something that's almost to guarantee people in your lineage have not only been slaves, they've been slave owners.
It's so common and I'll never understand how people think that that is an acceptable thing to do to other human beings, and it goes on.
Now it's just quieter all around us. I'll be very, very vague, but I have some contacts in the international I'll call it law enforcement realm le't's put it that way, and we talk and catch up on life and what's going on. And I am floored at how prolific human trafficking is. Gigantic human trafficking networks are going on all
around us. And when you say you know this human trafficking, it's perfectly natural to think, well, yeah, I'm sure in somewhere in the Middle East, of course, in Africa, well I could see those dirty Russians doing that. But it's everywhere. It's all around us. Do you hear this story?
Customs and Border Protection providing us new information within the past ninety minutes or so. The agency also posted this new video of an arrest. CBPS says that they executed a federal search warrant today targeting a human smuggling hub tied to national security threats. Two people were arrested. Seven and other Iranian nationals were taken into custody. Earlier this week at the same address. Some of those people were on the FBI Terror watch List.
We've learned.
CBP says the smuggling network has trafficked people from out of a serial regimes, including erad opposing direct risk to US national security.
All around US children, women, organs. Isn't that kind of weird and gross? Like horror movie kind of weird and gross? Don't you find that weird and gross? That organs are such a big thing. They're a huge deal. I I don't get it. I guess in a way, I'm lad I don't get it. But man, that's just disgusting. It's awful. Yeah, it's awful. Anyway, I want to talk to you really quickly before I do some emails. Burying your dog is awful, isn't it. That is a day. It's the day you
dread when you get a dog. If you've had dogs. I've had dogs my whole life. When you have dogs and you've done it enough times and they start to get up there, you think to yourself, man, I don't know what I'm going to do when he's gone. I don't know what I'm gonna do when she's gone. That's going to be a bad day. Well, we can't keep them alive forever, but we can keep them alive longer if we start giving them actual nutrition. But we don't
have to lose our dogs at ten years old. We can start sprinkling rough greens on their food and keep them for longer. Don't you want that? Keep them away from the vet. Not all these health problems all the time, cancer and joints. And when your dog finally gets vitamins and minerals and probiotics, and your dog can live longer and live better, why don't you try it? Then they have it for your cat too, if you want it Roughgreens dot com, slash Jesse, or you can call eight
three three three three my dog. Let's push that terrible day off as long as we possibly can eight three three three three my dog. All right, enough heavy stuff, This is a great story.
One driver in particular explain that truck driving to him is more than just a job, but rather a way of life he's always enjoyed. But he now understands the urgent need for him to learn English if he is to continue in this line of work.
No, there's a long time ago, is uh I needed to speak in English? But all and today is more necessary. They're complaining is a bunch of people complaining because Trump's signed an executive order the truck driver have to learn English. And this stuff is one, it's wonderful, it's necessary. But two, man, the mentality that's out there now, the mentality that has been put out there for years and years and years that everybody should just be able to come here, and
you don't need to assimilate at all, no need. You don't have to learn the language, No, not at all. We certainly don't want to be rude. No need to learn the language. Oh it's Somali Independence day. Up, Gather around somebody. Yeah. Yeah. The mentality, not just local mentality mainly fostered by Democrats but some Republicans, but the mentality
that has gone around the world. It started here and it's spread or around the world, this sense of entitlement that everybody should just be able to come to America. After all, our borders don't mean anything. Our sovereignty you don't mean, doesn't mean anything. The birthright for your children doesn't mean anything. This country's just for well for anybody who wants to come in and tear it up. It's
really beyond belief. How many of those trucks are out on the highway are driven by somebody who can't read, speak or understand English. That is dangerous. It's freaking terrible. I can't believe we live in that system. And now you've a headline by go you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Senate Gop puts one point six trillion dollars in spending on the chopping block. Yeah, the big beautiful bill is big and horrible, and they've
been voting on it. Honestly, during the show, they've been doing votes on what's in it, what's not in it? We we don't have one yet. And believe me, that's a good thing. And the more we raise our voices, the better the bill gets. So keep raising your voices about the ugly things in it, keep emailing your congressman, in your senator. Senator Pentagon's power play to build a meaner,
leaner air Force shakes Washington, DC. They're removing the A ten Ward Hoog, that amazing, amazing plane that has saved countless lives, and that kind of bums me out. Canada rescinds digital services tax after Trump halts trade talks. These countries continue to do this. They continue to say, well, fine, America is going to pay a big fat tax. Screw that, we're super tough, and then Trump goes out and slaps them around and threatens it with something that would destroy them. Canada,
I'm sorry. You don't have the power to threaten us with anything that we can't threaten you with ten times more. So just stop doing it. Let's bring out a trade deal and stop doing it. Stop attempting this. We don't have to do this routine, all right, that's all