Daddy Jesse explains that wild animals don't behave like they are depicted in movies

this from time to time. It's time for Daddy Jesse to step in. Mom has been in charge for too long. It's time for Dad. Okay, because I saw this headline and I just you've heard me have this talk with you before. We have to have it again and again and again until we get things right. The headline is tourists lose. This is both hands trying to take a

photo with a shark in Turks and Caicos. Fifty five year old woman snorkeling with it just right off shore, sees a shark and in order for a shark to take both of her hands, she very clearly this was a six foot shark I might want out very clearly was waving her hands and its face, possibly even touching its face, and so I actually thought I actually Jewish producer Chris and Corey they had to dig this up

for me, and they didn't understand why. I thought, maybe it would be helpful if I can explain what has happened, so I can explain where we are right now as a planet, as a people. You see you ever see that movie Finding Nemo? Ever you see that movie Finding Nemo where maybe you haven't seen it. I had kids at the time that movie was big, so I saw.

It's about a fish and the fish is lost, and of course all the fish are talking to each other, and at one point in time, the fish come across this group of sharks, and the shark haves some kind of a support group where they're trying to be better sharks, less violent and in fact, at one point in time during this shark support group, the sharks all gather around and they say this, if I am to change this image, did you hear that said? I am a nice shark,

not a mindless eating machine. Let me play this again. If I am to change this image, so I think maybe perhaps that created some confusion. You see that Finding Nemo movie. It was fiction. I'm dead serious. It was sharks. Here.

I know this is shocking, Just stay with me. Sharks don't have these meetings, I promise, and and not only do they not meet, if they do ever run into each other almost well, I shouldn't say almost always, but oftentimes, instead of having a chant about being nicer, they don't speak. I'm not even kidding. They don't speak. They don't talk. Sharks don't speak. The bigger shark will oftentimes just eat

the younger shark. In fact, great whites in particular, when a mother has a baby, the baby, he will stay with her for some time, but then the baby will, even while it's small, will leave because his own mother, the female great white, will eat her baby. So I did one more time, just one more time here before we continue on, And that's actually exactly what they are. They are mindless eating machines. And I just I know this is hard to hear, but we've had to do

this before. I feel the need to do it again. The movie The Lion King that was also fiction. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I know we want to live in this road where the animals come together and the lions are singing and dancing with the gazelles and the elephants are doing a musical number, and we look at the feelings and it's a story of redemption and love and loss. And the animals look at all they talk. They just talk. They're all friends and friendly friends. They're like humans, really,

just very humans, like big stuffed animals. But on my life, I swear on my life, the Lion King is actually fiction. It was created by writers. It's created out of thin air. The lion the lions actually don't gather around with all the gazellees in real life. That's not a thing that would happen at all. It's a work of fiction. Wild animals they're not people. They don't sing, and they don't dance, and they're not going to pose when you're trying to

put a picture on Instagram. Wild animals eat, sleep, and mate, and with the exception of a few pack animals, that's about the extent of how their mind works. They don't want to be friends with you. They will hurt you. They'll hurt you bad. Look given your dog, even my dog, Fred, Fred is one of the most gentle dog. He is the most gentle dog I've ever known in my life, not a mean bone in his body. When it comes to us the family, All Fred wants to do is

cuddle and get affection. But he can be cuddling with ob maybe she's on the floor snugging with him. If I start cooking bacon, guess who Fred's going to love more? Me? Because he's a dog, not a human being. So please, pretty please, I'm begging you. Stop petting the buffalo and yellow stone. Stop picking up the raccoon, look it up, Fluffy at the trash banda. Stop trying to give the six foot bull shark a good selfie opportunity for the Instagram. Please,

I'm begging you. Please treat wild animals as if they're wild and dangerous, because they are. That's all I just I can't take these stories anymore. This is a fifty five year old woman who will now need assistance to wipe her butt the rest of her life because she watched Finding Nemo, because she watched The Lion King and she thought that was real. Please stop doing that all right now, let's move on. There is something that confuses me.

A lot confuses me about our politicians. But did you see Trump attended the Daytona five hundred over the weekend. Trump went to the Daytona five hundred, obviously biggest NASCAR race in fact, he even took the Beast to his armored limousine out and they did a big pace car thing around the track and it was really really cool, and they interviewed him on television and the crowds cheering a national anthem, and it was really, really really cool.

But there's something that confuses me. Trump keeps doing these things. He showed up at the super Bowl and he was the first, the first, this is crazy, the first sitting president to do that. He goes to Daytona five hundred, just rides around the track, rides around the track, excludes the flag, but goose to these things. Why don't all

American presidents do this? Republican and Democrat. There is no better way for an American president, too, even if you're a total jerk, to appear to connect with normal people, than by going to these gigantic events A lot of people attend and watch. It's not that I'm florid. Trump is doing it. I'm happy he's doing it. I'm Flord. Everyone isn't doing it. What is wrong with all of you? And this goes for Republicans too. When you get why are you not at the big baseball game? One, you

get cherry seats, full security. You're not gonna wait in line, You're not gonna wait in traffic like the rest of us. You're in the sweetest luxury box in the world, treated like royalty. But no matter what, what's the downside? And I thought to myself, I thought back to things like the gladiatorial games in Rome. It wasn't just that powerful politicians in Rome would put on these games that involved more than just gladiator fights, a bunch of games and

things like that. They were always, always, always seen at the games, and wanted to be seen at the games. They wanted people to see their faces. They wanted to One of the reasons the Emperor had the box where he had the box in the Colosseum was for many Romans, for really every Roman, that was the only time you were ever going to actually rust your eyes on him. And he knew the value in connecting with the people and showing up at a massively popular event everyone wants

to go to. It creates a connection. Instead of being separate, you're this separate king, hidden away with your red velvets and Filet Mignon or whatever. You're down here, you're in the wind with us. You hear the roar of the crowd, the roar of the engine. It kills me that this is not just the norm. And it's not that I want a bunch of these dirt balls that start showing up at the events. It's fun having Drump there, But

what's wrong with the rest of you? I'll tell you what Trump I can't decide whether he's a political genius or the rest of our politicians are just morons. Anyway, speaking of morons, we'll talk about Aisha Mills in this programmed evil communism in this country and do some emails and other things. But first let's do this. Let's preserve some memories for you and your family memories. How do you make sure? How do you make sure? Look, I'm forty three. I don't know that I'll live to see

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Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and I am going to get to a lot of those emails here, and just a moment, I just want to do a couple quick things first before I keep going. I want to remind you that I have a a relative of mine. A relative of mine is currently in hospice, and I don't know how much longer they have. Honestly, it might be right now, it

might be a week, it might be a month. At some point in time, I am going to have to take off for a couple of days and go to a funeral. So at some point in time, you're going to show up and I'll just be gone. Now, maybe it'll happen on the weekend, I don't know, but I'll be back at a couple of days. Don't panic. I'm probably not gonna put anything about it, probably not gonna

put anything out on social media anything like that. I just wanted you to know that at some point in time soon I've got to go back and do a funeral. Uh stuff, do that kind of stuff. So keep a family in your prayers. If you don't mind. Now, there's a headline here from Wolkes by Doge uncovers shocking program that framed newborn babies as racists. You, of course, are not surprised to find out that your tax dollars have been used by the federal government to push every single

aspect of cultural Marxism in this country. And I saw this, lady Aisha Mills on CNN say this.

I asked her if she thought so little of herself that she could only get a job if white people weren't allowed to apply. She then attempted to spew off some statistics about how few black people work in the administration buildings of the school districts in Texas. I asked her what the ratio of white applicants to black applicants is, knowing that way more whites actually apply for these positions, and she just started stammering and out it was awesome.

It's like you always say, she had zero depth of knowledge. Semprify says, his name is Steven. Remember this about most of the communists in your life, most of the liberal amt pagy's, you know, the ones you see on television. Always remember they are programmed. And if you want to defeat and destroy the arguments of the liberal ant pagy in your life, it oftentimes does not involved yelling insults. Really don't do it. You can do that if it

makes you feel better. All it takes is you remaining calm and asking two or three follow up questions to whatever they're saying. They can never ever, ever, ever ever answer it because there is no actual truth in what they believe. They have been programmed over and over. No, you mentioned this lady has a doctorate degree. Oh man, If you run into somebody with a PhD, they generally

this is not universal. Of course, there are some really wonderful doctors and types like that out there, but generally, you spend that much time in America's communist university system, you will find that person who has all that knowledge stored up in their head is usually one of the dumbest, most unthinking people you've ever seen in your life, because our education system encourages that the longer you're in it, the longer you're in it there it becomes less and

less room to question this question that they're not raising people to be thinkers. That's the last thing they want. They are programming them with how to think, day after day after day after day. And the longer you spend in our school system, the more likely it is that you will become ultra programmed in. You simply can't get to these people that way. If the reason I've read that Doge headline right off the bat is to a certain radicalized segment of America's communists, you are born evil.

I know that's bonkers. I would never believe that about anybody, no matter where they're born, no matter what color, no matter what religion, no matter what. I would never believe. But to a certain segment of American communists, that is how they have been programmed, and they will believe it till they die. Just a reminder that's what these people are. Let's do a few emails, shall we. Before we do those,

let's save your life potentially. I'll be honest. I hope you never ever ever have to use your burn A pistol launcher outside of practicing with it in your backyard, which is ultra fun. Remember Burna. They have practice rounds that are feeling. I think it's baby powder they give you. You have a target you can get with it. You can go practice in your backyard with the thing. It's stupid fun with your kids and your family, and you should practice. But besides that, I hope you never have

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you a little history tidbit. You may like, you may hate. Napoleon is widely thought of as being extremely short. Napoleon was average height for his day. People historically are extremely short. I remember you at Christmas time, we were flying We weren't in Paris, we were just flying through. There were just that's where was where our layover was on the way home. Flight was late, we missed our connection out

of state, spend two days in Paris. So they have this gigantic it's one of the greatest museums I've ever seen. Museum of the Army in Paris. It's enormous. It's like a complex. It's gotta be two or three city blocks at least, if not more. It's enormous, all kinds of World War II and World War One stuff, but also ancient stuff. And yes, that's where Napoleon's tomb is very understated, as you may imagine, but that's where it's too much. Anyway, back to the Museum of the Army. They have endless,

endless rooms. It almost it almost gets to be too much, it gets to be redundant. At one point in time of armor knights armor just like you see in the movies. I'm talking full armor, helmet, legs and everything. Armor for the horses, swords, knights, armor, swords, knights, armor, over and over and over again. You will be shocked and maybe even a little bit disappointed and how short they all were.

Because we all have this image. It's like it's like it's a movie stars or newsmen, guys you see on the news because they frame like I do a TV show every night on the first TV nine pm Eastern. Now, I happen to be huge. I'm six or eight. But when I have a guest on, and then during TV I almost always have guests on, they're always shorter than me. I don't know that I've ever ever interviewed somebody who was my size, and yet when you watch on TV,

you'd never really know that. Why because the producers on both end try to frame you up the same. They don't want me to look bigger on TV than the five to two woman I just interviewed, so we look on television the same you think people in the movies. People in the news are way bigger than they are. Most of them are shrimps and the same, especially dudes. I can't speak for women but dudes love knights and swords and shields and fighting and that kind of stuff.

And when you picture a knight, at least me King Arthur, even though he may not have existed, King Arthur and whatnot. I want to picture some dude who's six ' four, just some monster, half a giant out there just carving people up. MN. That's right, Chris, kind of a man. If he even existed, he wasn't very big. Napoleon is mocked for his short stature to this day. Napoleon's stature was normal for his time. He was not mocked by his troops. Yeah, if anything, I believe he was a

little above average if I remember right, Chris. But he was not mocked for his stature by his troops. We look back now and think, wow, what a shrimp. People back in the day. We're smaller, and I know we're gonna get off on a make America healthy again tangent here, which I'm not going to do. But you see this even in modern times today. Look at professional athletes. Look at professional athletes, Chris, do me a favor, really quickly.

Look up the height and weight of Babe Ruth. Now everybody knows who Babe Ruth is the most legendary baseball player of all time, guy who was always bashing home runs. Just one of the pre eminent home I mean, if not the pre eminent home run hitter ever. And I you probably think of Babe Ruth as an extremely large man. If you'd asked me when I was a child, I would have told you Babe Ruth was my dad's size, six ' five two two fifty. Babe Ruth was six

' two two fifteen. Now that's not small, man, Don't get me wrong. He wasn't small. But go pick your baseball team. Pick your baseball team. Go look up your baseball team today in the year twenty twenty three, and tell me if six to two point fifteen stands out to you. He stood out back in the day, Back in the day, he was a big old boy. Today doesn't even really make a damn. People get bigger as time goes on. They just do. It's weird to pull

um with short Jesse. Oh what are you saying, Chris, What are you saying?

was hockey game between Team USA and Team Canada. Not only did the Canadians boo Team USA during the Star Spangled banner, there were then three fights in what I think the first nine seconds of the hockey match. And you know what's wonderful about this, They're gonna play again on Thursday. I don't watch that much professional sports anymore. I think this is more considered amateur. I don't watch that much. I'll be watching that. Why no, No, let

me explain, Chris. It's not about hockey. By the way, hockey is the best in person sport there is. It's garbage on television, garbage on television. In person, there's nothing better than a hockey game. Nothing. Hockey fans are the best, They're awesome. But you know what really makes sports great. Hatred. It's an underrated part of sports. What are the worst

part of professional sports today. And I hate to sound like Grandpa Jesse, but one of the worst parts of sports today is they all train together in the offseason at this elite facility. They have the same agent, they have the same Nike sponsorship. They just did a photo shoot together for a Gatorade in New York City. They're all boys now. And I have no problem with players being boys or whatever, having friends, and I get all that, but nothing makes a football game, for instance, like hatred,

like unbridled hatred. Every time they play. You know you're gonna see fights. You know it's gonna be spicy. They're gonna be stomping on each other. Nothing makes sports like that. What Chris, They're not gonna have the Canadians to do the anthem again. Yes, that may be true, Chris, but the players are gonna fight again because now, well look once you get once you stand in front of another country and get booed. Now it's on. Now you feel like it's us against them. Now it's extra spicy. I

don't even care. I love Canadian so none of it bothers me at all. I just think it's great that they hate each other. I've been dying to get back to sports where they hate each other for so long. That's why they do all the lead up to professional fights. Whenever you see a professional fight, whether it's an actual boxing match or MMA or one of these ridiculous matches the one of the Paul brothers, I don't even know

which one of the Paul brothers does. But every time, why do you think they all start bad talking each other's mother in public? You think they're actually they're actually enemies. Sometimes they are, most of the time they're friends behind the scenes. The hatred builds up public interests. Public interests

goes up, sales go up. So it doesn't matter if you're lifelong best friends with the guy, you know you have to start making fun of his face, his wife, his mom, and his car the second you sign up to box him because that everybody like me, he's gonna want to see it. It's basic human nature. Only now the hatred, at least with hockey Bros. Is real, and I am one hundred percent here for it. I'm so excited.

I'll be watching what Chris if I was there when I brew the Canadian anthem, I bow the Canadian anthem anyway, but part of who I am. I don't apologize for it. I don't apologize for loving Hillsdale American as it gets Hillsdale. Right now, they're offering more than forty three classes online. Go sign up for those. When you can get any little bit of a free Hillsdale education, you take advantage

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to explain to everybody. Unless there is some childhood connection, you can't break to your team.

is oh seven, eight years ago something like that. I'm selling RVs in Dallas. I get promoted. They want me to come be the sales manager at this big store down in Houston. I moved the family down to Houston before we are now Houston area sell our vs right about the time I moved to Houston. The Houston Astros the baseball team, they get really, really good and they

make a deep playoff run. What did I do? I put on a Houston Astros shirt and a Houston Astros hat, and I went and stood shoulder to shoulder with all those lifelong fans, and I cheered and I kept I skept slapping everybody. Hide five. We finally did it and it was the best. What Chris? What it? Chris said? It doesn't mean as much. I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of this championship trophy I'm holding up over here. Be a mercenary with your professional sports teams. No,

it's not a fancy way to say bandwagon, Chris. I love winners, all right. So, for instance, football, I told you I haven't watched a game in years. I walked into that Super Bowl party I had to go to and I didn't know anything about anything, cause I stopped watching all that DEI filth and everyone with I'm going for the Eagles, I'm going for the Chiefs. Well, I didn't know anything about anybody, but it didn't take long to figure out the Chiefs were winning and so didn't

take long. Or the were winning, so it didn't take long for me to start rooting for the Eagles. And sure did my buddies say that, Jesse, what are you talking about? You just said you haven't watched football? What are you talking about? And then you just played dumb. You said, dude, you know me, I've been an Eagles fan for years. And they're not sure because they're thinking maybe you were an Eagles fan. Jump on the bandwagon, wait and see who's good, and then act like that's

your team. You can't lose. It's hard to lose, a lot harder for me to lose. You want to end up like Chris, a lifelong loser. I bet Chris doesn't even have peer talk yet. I have pure Talk Chris Well. I was about to say, Chris is probably spending too much money, but never mind. Chris probably switched to pure talk just for the savings alone. But we all know you save a bunch of money when you switch to peer talk. Average family saves one thousand dollars a year.

My bill, we had tea mobile, four lines. My bill got cut in half when I switched to peer talk. Talk and now if you sign up for a qualifying plan, which is forty five dollars a month. You get a free iPhone fourteen or Samsung Galaxy. It's time to upgrade that old crappy phone of yours. Anyway, I know it's cracked, I know it's slow down, I know it's not working. Switch to peer talk, man, the patriotic company, save you a bunch of money pound two five zero and say

Jesse Kelly pound two five zero. Say Jesse Kelly, become a Bandwagon fan like me, and switch to peer talk. What Chris tom Holman's out there killing itself?

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Without these things, American communism disappears overnight. We must keep pressing, and I'm starting to hear complaints, understandable complaints that we are not deporting people fast enough. We are not deporting people fast enough. Give them some time. As long as they're deporting people as fast as that can't I'll be the first one to scream if they back off. They got the low hanging fruit first. Now comes the tough stuff. Now comes to stuff the public's not going to like

quite as much. And now here's a headline, you know the thing. Headlines We didn't get to Russia slash US to discuss restoration of ties in Saudi Arabia on Tuesday. I'd be so mad. I I got invited to one of these high level diplomatic meetings and it was in Saudi Arabia. I just have never Oh gosh, I know, Christian Kamen get a beer. It's miserable. Haw that sounds horrible. Hakim Jeffries says the GOP budget is a non starter

and every single Democrat will oppose it. And we know Kim Jeffries is one hundred percent right, because when Democrats are in the minority, they will lock shields every step of the way to impede any part of the Republican agenda. Yet when Democrats take power, we know we're always gonna lose ten to twenty to thirty dorks in the House of Representatives, another ten in the Senate who will aid the communists and their agenda. It's a very very frustrating

cycle we must break during the primary process. Mexican president blasts the US for harboring drug cartels. Play taxpayer funded immigration group works to disrupt Trump deportation machine. Let me just this from the Free Beacon. Let me read that headline one more time. Tax payer funded immigration group paying for our own destruction. Armchair thug jailed for twenty months for a vile Facebook post about a migrant hotel that took place in the UK. A reminder that jd Vance is on public leave.