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could have done a hundred of these for today. That it's about cash, battel, the FBI, the pace of things. I'll go to this one first. The subject of this is cash, pattel and nothing done. Jesse. A bunch of us guys were sitting around last night and the most energetic conversation was about how we are all really frustrated with Patel. All we're seeing is rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, people in the FB or who should

be going to prison or put on leave. Director Autumn, who was involved in the Steele dossier, was put on administrative leave instead of firing all the woke DEI agents who took a knee, they were demoted instead of fired. The head of the FBI went after the January six ers with the vendetta was given a promotion. This is insane. If Trump doesn't make okay, you get it. His name is Steve. And then I got this email Jesse. I'm a retired federal agent who has a lot of experience

with criminal prosecution. I would submit to you that the arrest of Elvis Chan has more to do with identifying those at the top of the FBI who were undoubtedly working with any number of other government agencies, who actually planned and executed everything that happened before the twenty twenty election. Elvis Chan was a mid level manager who knew most, if not all, of the players. After he undergoes a briefing and provides information as to the players in the conspiracy,

you'll get your real arrests and prosecutions. And if it's as extensive as I believe it is, it'll be heavy, and Chan will get rewarded for his cooperation. He'll sing like a bird. They asked not that I don't say their name, and I will not say their name, And so I'm gonna I'm gonna we're gonna get to this sixty minutes. Kamala here stuff in a second. But I'm gonna I'm gonna say, this is a conversation we've had before.

It's very, very difficult to tell you or tell me to be patient when I, for instance, when I tease this little segment, I said, people are getting impatient with the FBI. Jewish producer Chris during the break Susan when to break, said, yeah, that's you. You're getting impatient with the FBI said, look, I know me too, same thing. You've heard me ol. Arrest them, arrest them. Why are they retiring? Why are they retiring? Why are they resigning?

But what relocated? But arrest them. I'm saying the same thing. I'm having the same conversations with your friends. However, I am also I have this other little I have this other little birdie on my other shoulder who is telling me they are working on it. And I have things. Look, I have things that I'm going to use that are going to let me know whether they're actually doing good or not. I'm not telling you to use the same things I am using, but I'll be I'm just going

to pour out my soul for you. Here, here's here, really the three big things I am going to use, all right with me, I'm going to give it a year, a year from now. And here's what I want to see a year from now, Chris, you go ahead and write this one down. I want to see government people arrested. And I'm talking FBI people have people who have drawn a paycheck from the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I want them in handcuffs. Okay, that's one, handcuffs government people. Two,

the whistleblowers need to be brought back. The whistleblowers must be brought back. I understand there are reasons. I'm told I shouldn't say. I understand. I've been told there are reasons Erda Boyle is still twisting in the wind. Not his fault, that Steve Friend, that these studs, these these heroes in the FBI who lost their career to expose Joe Biden's FBI. I'm told that essentially, there are things that have to be done first. Okay, all right, I'm

consider me impatient, but I got it. Okay, they better not be twisting in the wind a year from now, So arrests whistleblowers brought back if they want to be brought back either way. Mate, whole third, And I've never said this to you before. In fact, I don't know that I've ever said this to anybody before. Here it is is Dan Bongino still there. I understand Dan Bongino is to you. He's you know, I mean, Dan's a stud.

It's not like I don't I think you doubt Dan, but I realize he's more of just a media voice. You know, you've seen him on Fox News and his podcast was huge. In his show and Dan's big, right, you know, Dan Bongino is, But he's a voice on the radio or a face, usually an angry face, but a face on the television. You know, Dan Bongino. Okay, I am telling you this. This is you and me. Dan Bongino is so genuine sometimes it's painful. What I mean by that is the Dan Bongino you used to

hear on his podcast or see on television. Don't think for a second that was an act. He is just as intense in person. He believes it all in person, he believes it to the bone, meeting it Like if the last time I was at Dan's house, I'm there for his birthday party. Last time I was at Dan's house there is it was this huge production. His birthday party was amazing. Hey, they had a band and everything brought it. It was the most amazing birthday party I've ever

seen in my life. And Dan's there and he's trying to be a good host, and he's walking around, and finally Dan and I get together and Dan starts screaming about it was like Joe Biden at the time, I think it was. Dan immediately was upset about corruption inside of the government. It wasn't Hey, have you tried the r dervs or anything like that. Dan is one of us. Look, he's richer and more famous, but he's one of us. Okay, if Dan leaves, that will tell me everything I need

to know. That will tell me everything I need to know. And that's honestly, it's the day I dread. It's the day I worry about. There. I just told you, if I wake up, what's that, Chris, am I hearing? He's going to No? No, I've let me be cli. Let me clarify. I've never heard a word about Dan leaving. He's never said anything to me privately about it either. I've never even heard a rumor about I've never heard a word about it. That this is something I came

up with in my own mind. But I wake up every day and I look at my phone for maybe a text message or maybe just a headline Dan Bongino stepping down. If Dan Bongino steps down, especially if it's over the next year, it can't be saved. He doesn't believe he can save it because he's not gonna sit there and do nothing. If he throws his hands up and says, screw it, I'm done, that'll tell you it can't be fixed. Those are my three things. Like I said, we'll call it a year. What is it is it

May first? It's second, It's May second, Okay, so we'll call it next May first. Chris remind me. I'll put a reminder in the phone. Those are my three things. I'm not telling you to be patient because you don't. You deserve better than that. You deserve to have the Secret State Police Agency defunded yesterday. To be honest with you, you know what you actually deserve. It's what we you and I used to scream about under Joe Biden. You know,

the GOP Congress under Joe Biden. You know, they should have defunded the FBI back then, right, zeroed out there funding as soon as the Federal Bureau of Investigation kicks in the door of the Republican nominee for president and raids his wife's underwear drawer. The Federal Bureau of Investigations funding drops to zero. As soon as the FBI gets discovered having electioneered the twenty twenty election on behalf of Joe Biden, their funding should have been dropped to zero

by the GOP conk. So this is not me telling you to just calm down, be patient, It'll be fine. I'm telling you the criteria I'm using. You are right, we need arrests, lots of them. But look, you heard what this former fed federal agent said. Heard what they said. Maybe Elvis Chan was put on terminal leave, and maybe Elvis Chan is currently sitting in a room singing like a canary right now, exposing all the bad people in the FBI who authorized this and told him to do that.

And if that's the case, I'm fine with it. I'm totally fine with it. If that's the case, I get Look, if that's the case, let's do it. You have to use these criminals and their testimony to get to bigger and more pervasive criminals. I will continue to come back to this until it changes. The United States government is a criminal organization allah the American Mafia, and so in order to take it down, we are going to have to use the same tactics we use to take down

the American Mafia. Find somebody who's a member, figure out a way to make him talk. If that's what Elvis Chan is currently doing right now, sounds good to me. What is completely unacceptable to me is a bunch of resignations. No, no, no, no, no. You don't get to use your FBI badge as a license to arrest as many Republicans and protect Democrats and then get away with the retirement check of my money. No not okay. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on

a wonderful, fantastic Friday. Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. So we're gonna get to this before I get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions. We're gonna get to sixty minutes getting an Emmy nomination for that Kamala Harris interview. They edited pause on that for a moment. Just put that in your back pocket. Last night, it was quite entertaining. Ob and Luke's my youngest, my fourteen year old, and Obb is

my wife, and they love. He loves to give her crap and get a rise out of her, and she loves to do the same to him. It's just hilarious to watch those two, like peas in a pod, go back and forth. The last night, Bob she says to Luke, Hey, I'm gonna be substitute teaching. Do you want to come have lunch with me? And Luke says, well, no, not really, And so obviously OOB is going to play that up here. Why wouldn't you want to have lunch with your mother?

And Luke can see that he's screwed up. He just answered, very honestly, he wanted to go screw off with his friends. He can see that he's screwed up, and so as an explanation for why he doesn't want to, this is what he drops on his mother. Well, I already eat breakfast and dinner with you. Now, obviously that's a hilarious and very true little story. But it's funny when people are loseing that they'll often do things to make the

losing even worse. You know, it's the football team that's down fourteen points, so instead they try to run a trick play that nobody's practiced enough, and they fund it, and now they're down twenty one points. The American media, the system itself, and I mean all the system, the education, the media, all of it. It has a legitimacy crisis right now. And they know they have a legitimacy crisis. They understand, they do, meaning the American people don't trust

them anymore. The American people don't watch CBS to get news anymore. They don't read the New York Times. The American people think the education departments the enemy. They think the FBI is the enemy. The American people roll their eyes when the CDC gives out warnings. Now the American system, our system has lost its credibility. It's spit in our face, lied to us, and violated our trust so many times that now how the American people are pulling away and

they're finding other sources of information. But the problem is these pillars, these institutions that need our legitimacy for their survival, they don't understand how to save themselves, and so the things they try to do to get the legitimacy back makes them lose even more legitimacy. Exhibit A is the sixty minutes Kamala Harris interview, the what we've talked about before, the one Trump is suing CBS for. It's not even arguable what happened CBS and sixty minutes, which sells itself,

as you know, the journalistic program. They sat down to interview Kamala Harris leading up to her election. Remember this is right before the election. I think it was October if I remember right, they sat down with Kamala Harris. The problem was this, Kamala Harris is an idiot. She doesn't know anything about anything. She can't talk, she can't speak eloquently about a single subject. Because she's sixty going on fifteen. She knows nothing about anything. CBS interviews her,

and her answers are horrible. Sixty minutes knows they're horrible. They're so horrible that one of her answers they just cut it and they took a different answer that she'd answered a different question on and spliced it into that answer and completely they lied. They lied, They told an outright lie about what Kamala Harris said, and they did it so Kamala Harris would win the election and Donald

Trump would lose the election. It's that simple. CBS lied, and they did it so Kamala Harris could win the election. That that information came out, Trump's suing them for it. Good for him that information came out. Here you are your CBS sixty minutes, and you've lost even more credibility with the American people. Most people I know think it's a joke now, they laugh when we talk about it. Well, what do you do, Well, there's you can go to

two different routes. I know what you should do if your CBS in sixty minutes, what you should do is issue a very very direct, very heartfelt public statement that you you did wrong, and you were dishonest and you misled the American people and that kind of thing is

not going to happen again. The people responsible for that have been fired, and from this point forward, CBS in sixty minutes will hold itself to the highest, highest possible standards, and that that's how they intend to earn your trust back. Will that get your trust back? No, but it would be it would be a start, wouldn't it you? It would make you sit up in your chair. Oh oh okay, okay,

that's what they could do. But just like Luke telling Am that he already had breakfast and dinner with her instead, they're going to do the opposite thing, and the system is going to nominate that specific interview for an Emmy, and I kid you not, the Emmy is for the Outstanding Edited Interview, That's what it's for, thus further destroying the legitimacy, the credibility of CBS in sixty Minutes and

the Emmys. It's wild to watch when people lose the things they do that make it so much worse than it already was. It's crazy. It is that Jesse Kelly show on a wonderful Friday. Member If you miss any part of the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart, on Spotify, on iTunes and make sure you subscribe wherever you happen to download it and leave a

review discussing how huge my hands are. Let's get back to some of these questions, shall we, Dear Jesse, I'm so sick and tired of democrats whenever they admit or make a vague apology, they throw us in their group. Oh, we're sorry, but both sides need to do better. That's just crap, this guy says your thoughts. No, it's a tactic, buddy, it's a tactic. You've probably used it in your own personal life, or you've dated or married somebody who did.

We've all done it, men, women, Everybody does it. When you are in the wrong in an argument. When you do wrong, well you're probably not going to win the argument outright because you did wrong. Hey, Jesse, did you drink all the beer in the fridge? I got that beer because my parents were coming into town. Well, I can't undrink the beer. And no, I didn't drink We don't even have beer in the fridge. But you get the idea. I didn't drink all the I can't undrink

the beer. Okay, so I'm upset with me. Then I drank all the beer. What I cannot do is hope to undrink it. But what I can do if I get swollen with pride and I don't want to admit I was wrong and I don't want to just apologize, not that I would ever be like that, what I can do is figure out a way to make us both at fault spread some of that blame around. Well, I wouldn't have drank all the beer in the fridge. Maybe if you ever got me some beer at the

grocery store for myself. I'd hate for you to think of me once. See what I mean if at the end of the argument, when I did wrong, we are both apologizing. Gah, you're right, I could have got you some beer, honey, that's a win for me. When communists get caught doing evil things in this country, when they get caught stealing, when they get caught bringing in illegals, and definitely when they commit acts of violence, they do it all the time. They love violence. You know why

communists and violence they go hand in hand. You can't get it out of them. They believe violence is a necessary means to get what they want out of the revolution, and so whenever they commit acts of violence, they'll come out and condemn both sides. Everybody needs to turn down the temperature every single time some crazy training nutjob firebombs something or does something like that, well, I mean everybody

on both sides. It's a tactic to avoid all that blame, all that public all the public eyes resting on them. So when they screw up, well, it's everybody's fault. When we screw up, hey, it's your fault. It's just a tactic. You don't have to get annoyed, just recognize it and laugh it off. Jesse, what's your response when someone says, don't illegals get a little bit of slack since the President of the United States of America ushered them in.

Here's my response. The reporting you back to your country is slack. I realize that people think I'm this crazy barbarian. I'm the moderate solution. You've violated the sovereignty of my country on purpose, I understand. And by the way, I'm not an idiot. I understand why you did it. If I was raised in some dump like Italy, i'd try to come here too. But you violated the sovereignty of my country, and you did it knowingly, and you did

it on purpose. The moderate kind solution is to apprehend you without harming you, feed you water, you place you on an air conditioned airplane, and send you back to the country you belong at great expense to me. I should point out, you understand that this stuff costs us money. None of this stuff is free. You're paying for all that food. You're paying for the flights, you're paying for the air conditioning, You're paying for all of it. That is the That is us giving them slack. You know

what I want done. I've told you what I want done, and I hope you didn't think I was joking. I support Donald Trump's purchase of Greenland, and I support his purchase of Greenland because it is a large barren, frozen houscape and I know there's a bunch of minerals and things like that on there we want. I'm a huge supporter of prison camps opening up on Greenland. No, I don't want people tortured or killed. I don't want a Google like system. That's not what I'm saying. But everybody

can get a lovely winter coat. I want a prison camp, multiple prison camps set up in Greenland, specifically for illegals and government employees who get arrested, charged and convicted of crimes. That's what I want, And yes, I want them housed together. No, not separate, Nope, all of them together. Trendy Arragua can sit right next to the FBI agent who decided to arrest January sixth ers for a living. No, it's not Siberia, Chris. I want everyone fed. I'm not saying that give him

winter clothes. I don't want the moderate solution. Slack is us telling you go back home. That is slack. I don't violate any other country's sovereignty. It would never even occur to me to violate another country's sovereignty. Whenever, whenever I travel, if I'm crossing borders internationally, I make sure ahead of time. I'm making sure all my stuff is in order? Is my passport in order? Am I good to go? I will look into the State Department's website.

Do I need to notify the State Department when I am in a country? What are your customs? What are your laws? When we went to Israel for that big trip, remember we were there, what was it Sabbath or something like? It wasn't Sabbath, Chris, But what you Shabbat? That's what I said, I said, That's practically what I said, Chris. Anyway, it was Shabbat, and so the food options were dreadful. What I obeyed. They had this thing in the hotel

we were at. They had this thing where they had a lounge where you could go get some fruit and stuff like that, and I was practically starving to death. And it was something to do with Shabbat that I was not allowed to take the food out and take it to my room. You had to eat it in there. It was something. I didn't sneak the food out. Okay, if that's your custom, this is the custom of the country, this is the rules you abide by. Then I will respectfully sit there and eat my fruit in the thing,

and I won't take it out. That's how people operate. That's how you operate when you're in someone else's home. Do you flush the toilet, wash your hands, take your shoes off, put the toilet seat down. Do you thank her for dinner? Do you? Of course you do these things. You're a human being. Well, why is it just simply accepted by America that well, I mean, all these people are pretty innocent. No they're not. Every single one of them violated the sovereignty of my country on purpose, and

you can explain why they did it. I get it. I get why they did it. But don't sell me on the saintly immigrant. No. No, no, no, no, no no. There are all kinds of people who came here legally, and they had to wait forever, and they had to bust their butts to get citizenship and stuff like that. Now that guy, that guy and me can be boys. That lady and me can be friends. Don't tell me the illegal is not getting any slack. Slack is being deported without a stop in Greenland. You better hope I

don't get in charge. Hey, Jesse, A lot of liberals in my life are very book smart, but lack common sense in street smarts. Why is that? It's very simple. Education systems of countries are very very important. And I don't mean necessarily just schools. Right as soon as I say education system, automatically we picture schools because that's how our education system works. In America. There's grade school, and then there's mi school, and then there's high school, and

then there's college afterwards. That's the education system in the country. I'm talking about the system a country uses, whatever the country and whatever time period, the system the country uses to train its young people how to operate inside of that country and how they should operate inside of that country. And how your young people are trained by the education system will determine in large part where they go from there,

I'll explain it just a moment. Hang on, it is that Jesse Kelly show on a Fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, I can't wait to make fun of Chuck Schumer. That'll be fun here in just a few minutes.

Before we get to that, and we do have to talk Disney, some guys trying to sell me on Brazilian barbecue, judges getting arrested, all kinds of things, all right, But before we get to that, I want to continue on the point the guy was asking, I know a bunch of liberals who are very book smart, but not street smart. They don't know anything. And I talked about countries education system. Here's how our education system works in the United States of America, how a lot of it works. This is

obviously not universal, but it's general structure. Is what I'm about to say. When you go to school, you learn to absorb things, add them to your memory, and then regurgitate things. That's school. You might have even shrugged or scoffed at that because it's such an obvious point, But you go you learn your abcs, you regurgitate your NBCs, ABC's, you learn sentence structure, you learn algebra, which is horrible. You learn chemistry, but what are you learning? Will teach

me the periodic table. I'll repeat it back to you. That's what you learn. You absorb, regurgitate, absorb, regurgitate. What you are generally not learning is how to think. And that's not an accident. The education system doesn't want you to think. It wants to program you. And most education systems really are like this. They're trying to program you in a certain way, in a certain way of thinking. But ours tries to program you. It is simply absorbing information,

regurgitating information. Absorb, regurgitate, absorb or regurgitate. I tell you all the time not to agree with me all the time. Don't I don't agree with anybody all the time. Don't wave anybody's palm palms. If you are Jesse's always right, you're dead wrong because I'm not always right. If you're Trump's always right, you're dead wrong. Trump's not always right. Nobody's always right. Think for yourself, you think, disagree, learn to process things in mind. Our education system doesn't work

that way. In fact, it encourages just the opposite. And then you asked about your liberal friends. It gets worse from that because most people can exist in that system them, Okay, I'll learn my ABCS and I'll learn my algebra and stuff like that. But when you get into higher education, it's not an accident. The longer you go to college, the greater the chances are you're on the left. I forget what the last poll number was I looked at, but it's astounding. If you don't go to college college

at all, chances are you'll be on the right. The longer you stay in college, the greater the chances are you will be on the left. It's very, very difficult to find PhDs or master's degree people who aren't complete communists. Why that is the finishing school for programming, and they make it it actually comes back to the sixty minutes

Emmy Kamala Harris interview thing. They make it so if you want the credentials, you must think in this extremely narrow way, and you are not allowed out of thinking like that if you want the credential. Chris grab that audio that we played a while ago Columbia almost Positive was Columbia Columbia's medical school where at their graduation they're having to repeat all this Calmi gobly book about how unequal everything is in equity and all this other crap.

It's just wanting to Oh, you have it, go ahead and play. Now, let me set this up again. They're graduating medical students, listen to what they are forced to recite. Together, we enter the.

they lied so badly in the interview. You credential morons. You credential people who hate you. You credential not people who hate you. You credential the people who are on your side, and you bar the people who hate you because they won't they won't conform to that way of thinking. You see, you force everybody you want to be a doctor, better push equity. You're gonna push equity, right, Heye, white

people are evil? Hey, will you sign on the sign this piece of paper saying that white people are evil? You do think white people are right? I've got your medical degree being in schools? Really are you paid a lot of money for this? You do want to be a doctor? Right? It just you know what, push that covid vax. You've heard we're sponsored by Pfizer, Right, pushed that covid vax for us. Hey, you know what? They need six injections? You believe that. I thought you wanted

to be a doctor. That's how it works. The longer you spend in our education system because it's been poisoned, the greater chances you have of turning into a leftist. And this probably should serve as a warning to parents out there. In fact, we're going to get to some parenting stuff here in a minute.