It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. It's been an awesome week. It's so nice to have freaking sanity back out there again. California. I'm not sure if they're gonna get any federal aid because Trump sounds like he wants something California ain't gonna do. So I want two things.
I want voter ID for the people of California. They all want it right now. You don't have voter ID. People want to have voter identification. You want to have proof of citizenship. Ideally you have one day voting. But I just want voter ideas to start. And I want the water to be released. And they're gonna get a lot of help from the US, thank you very much.
I'll see it this one. Except Democrats aren't going to do that because they don't They don't care that much about the wildfires. They don't care that much. There's certainly not gotta do voter ID. Every single friend I have in California talks about the cheating there. When you have a place that's Democrat rule for that long. They're simply going to put the systems into place that make it virtually impossible to win elections in some place. It's like Chicago.
I mean, Chicago's been famous for that for how long. That's because you've had one party rule forever there. They're eventually just gonna put the systems in place that make it impossible. Let's get back to the ask. Doctor Jesse questioned, Hey, Jesse, when's Chris bringing in his mustard for the challenge? It's been a month. It has been a month, Chris, what's the mustard status?
That?
Okay, so before we get to Chris's excuse, you should know in case you're just in case you missed it, that, of course Chris makes his own mustard. I'm sure it's to save money. And he swears his is as good or better than the store. And I simply lobbed a simple challenge out there that I will do a blind taste test and I will tell you which one is better. That was it, right? It was just which one is better? And Chris swears that his mustard is better. And this
was a month ago. Now you said he just said that she had a double ear infection. Okay, Chris, let me explain something, buddy. I have two kids, all right, I know all about using your kids as an excuse whenever you need an excuse. I've mastered this now. The sad thing is they're getting too old to use it much anymore. But you have any idea how many parties I've gotten out of? Well, man, I was gonna. I couldn't wait to James has a cough. It's really serious?
Is that you in the background, James, I'm coming, buddy. Do you think I haven't done this? Chris sell the double ear infections somewhere else? Okay, because we're all stocked up here. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've used ear infection before. I think I've used that exact one before. It doesn't work with me. Pow No, Chris, No, I don't want you to ignore the ear infection. I want you. I want you to pay me the respect of coming up with a better excuse than that. Okay, that's as
weak as it come. So we're not getting mustard. Did the ear infection prevent you from making mustard?
Ever?
Because I noticed you didn't add a different date. I need another week or something like that. So it takes time. Oh okay, Well, as this guy pointed out, you said a month. So even if there's been gosh endless ear infections, we can't possibly be more than a month away, right, because you said it takes time. That's what you said. I didn't say that, that's what you said. So, oh, you just had a doctor's appointment. Oh yeah, I remember
those two all we got to take him to the er. Yeah, I've done that too, Good job, Chris, dear legend in your own mind, is it possible to pass a law that the president cannot release any reserves? He's talking about the Strategic Oil Reserve unless they get congressional approval. That way, after a Republican fills it up, the commedies can't drain it. What say you? His name is Robert Ah. That's actually
I'm glad you brought that up. That's a little reminder that Joe Biden drained the Strategic oil Reserve of the United States of America to try to bring down gas prices right before the midterm. He was successful. It was a temporary thing. He never refilled the reserves. But Democrats are so soulless and evil they'll just simply drain your country's emergency reserves in order to win more seats in
the House of Representatives for the midterm. Now, as to your question, can we pass a law that the president cannot release the reserves? Look? Can they I don't know. I suppose they probably can, But a lot of that's going to be limited because remember the president is the commander in chief. What that means is, in the case of a war, he's going to have wide latitude, and part of the latitude he's going to have is going
to be over the emergency reserves. But setting all that aside, setting all that aside, this comes back to something actually I talked about last hour in something that's on my heart and it's on my mind. It's something honestly, we
should all pray about. We can't survive long term if we have to worry that every time when a Democrat gets elected, they're going to drain the oil reserves, flood the country with as many foreign barbarians as humanly possible, make sure dei communism goes into every part of the government. We can't survive that level of damage done every time
a Democrat gets elected president. We just simply cannot. It doesn't matter how many Donald Trump's we get, it doesn't matter how great the next four years is and maybe let's say jd Vance gets in there or Ronda Santis gets in there for eight years and they do a lot more clean up. We can do great things. I'm not saying that we can do amazing things, and we can clean up a lot of the damage. But on a long enough timeline, you cannot survive half the country
hating the country. You can't. We must have some sort of I was gonna call it a resurgence, a revival, a reform. I don't know. Some reason all these words start with R. Something has to change with the Democrat Party, because somewhere along the line, they went from being, you know, at least selling themselves as the party of working people or the poor or something like that, to now just being the communist Party of America. The America Sucks Party.
Can't survive like that, So pass the law, pass the rule. I don't care. It doesn't save us if we continue to have Democrats like this.
We need to restore basic humanity to our.
Her voice is hard to hear. Is it just me? Or is it hard to listen to that voice? And you know what, I actually feel bad for Ohan a little bit. Not granted she's a bit of a monster, but I always feel bad for dimes that have a terrible voice. Listen, Chris, Well, okay, Dime was maybe too far with Ihan. It was too far but mildly attractive. Chris. You just say that because she hates Jews. Get past your racial bias, Chris, Yes, she hates you. But Rashida
Talib looks harder than Ilhan Omar. Are you serious? Maybe you just don't like black chicks, Cory, you like black chicks. Corey's not even listening, not into black chicks at all. Well, Corey, this sounds like anti black chick bias to me. I don't feel like you can be I don't feel like you could be colorblind here. That's what That's what it feels like to me. And look, they both hate your guts, so you're not look either way. None of them are ever gonna smooch with you.
Pal.
If your wife runs out on you, especially not with that star of David hanging around your neck, that's definitely not gonna work for you. But back to what I was talking about, Quit distracting me. This is serious. I always feel bad for hot chicks that have a voice like that.
This is hard to hear you you need to restore basic humanity.
Imagine looking at a hot, hot picture of her on like a dating app or something like that, and you meet up at Buffalo Wild Wings or Red Lobster or something like that to just have a beer and see if you like each other. And you're like, oh, wow, you see you're sauntering in from across the restaurant. Ooh, she looks pretty good. Maybe I'll talk her into going to the movies or something like afterwards, and you're like, hey,
my name's Jesse. What's your name? And she starts talking you need to restore basic and you'd be all, Oh, my gosh, what are you kidding? Are you messing with me?
Right now?
We need to restore basic humanity to our system, and that starts with repealing the Alien Enemies Act of seventeen ninety eight. With our Neighbors Not Enemies Act together, we will end this Cynopold Big Law once and for all.
It's weird. It's really weird how she her parents came here from the worst place on the planet, Somalia. Since she got here, she has spent her entire adult life trying to undermine and destroy the very foundation of the United States of America. She does so from within the halls of Congress, and yet she wants to repeal this.
We need to restore basic humanity to our immigration system, and that starts with repealing the Alien Enemies Act of seventeen ninety eight.
I wonder why Ihan Owmed would want to repeal the Alien Enemies Act. Hmm, that's interesting.
Introduced the Muslim band. Knowing that Mike the country I came from, Owing that.
Mike ah ah ah. Good fine, Chris, knowing that Mike, oh the country I came from? Whatever it is. The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we are continuing on with some voicemails, some emails. This guy says, oh, Jesse, shame on you. Last week I sent you an email about Trump sending illegals to Greenland. You read it on the air and then laughed at it and then said no. Last night, though you came
up with the same idea. There's no limit to what you can accomplish if you're willing to take credit for others ideas. Keep up the good work. I forgot, I forgot I did that. He's totally right too. We got an email suggesting it and I was like, ah, no, we can't do that. And then last night I just rolled it out. I said if I came up with it all along, and that email was from Well, I'm not going to give you his name. We'll just call
him Jesse'll just call him Jesse's his name. As far as you're concerned, is there some what smells.
Here couldn't be used for the immigration problem?
Yeah, you can use gitmo for immigration, but there's gonna be a lot of these freaking people. It's hard. Don't discount how difficult it is to howse and feed large quantities of people. It's extremely difficult. I'll tell you pause for a minute's let's think about this. Because to Trump administration, they were already trying as hard as they can to plot out where to put camps. Camps they're going to construct for them when it comes to battles in military history.
We're gonna do a little mental experiment that might might help you think about them in a different way. It helps me think about them in a different way. So I want you to picture this, Okay, you and me, We're going camping this weekend in fact, this afternoon, we're taking off and we are going camping. It's just you and me. We are going to go up into the hills. Okay, now start preparing for it. What are you bringing? Just go through the list in your head. What are you bringing?
Where are we going to sleep? Sleeping bags? You're gonna put something underneath the sleeping bag. You're gonna have a tent of some kind. We're gonna go in a tent. Okay, tent. Now let's think about fire. Are we gonna build a fire. We're freaking camping. I would hope we're building a fire. All right. How are we getting the wood? There? Were bringing wood? We're gonna chop our own wood there. We're gonna have to figure ou how to chop our own wood. Okay,
now that we got that covered. What are we gonna do about bathing at all? We bring in some soap, shampoos river nearby? Do we need to consider supplies for that. Let's discuss food. How much food do we need? How do we store the feld? Okay, you're just going through all this in your head. Now, that was two people for two days camping. You're going through that list in your head. What is needed now a thousand people for two months. Think about that. Think about what it takes
to hows and feed and transport medical care. Didn't even bring up that. Think about what logistically, what all is involved with all of this. I am saying this to you only for this reason. It's a logistical nightmare to move large quantities of people to and fro. It's a logistical nightmare finding them, housing them, then sending them to where you want. You gotta feed them. You got it. It's hard, So get mo yet. Fine, but we have a massive problem because we have so many millions of
people that Democrats brought here on purpose. This is an Adam from the People's Republic of Illinois. I have a question. What percentage of these executive orders do you think are going to be passed.
Through Congress so the next president can't just undo it?
Well, virtually none of them are going to be passed through Congress. I don't, I don't. I don't want to be Debbie Downer right now, So I'm just gonna say this, which we've talked about before, there is a pen. There's a cost, a huge cost to only caring about presidential politics, only caring about MAGA this and Trump that, and now that we have the White House. There are so many different levels of power in this country that matter so
so much. And we on the right were really really good at digging in and getting Donald Trump back into the White House. Maga this the Trump Band. We are awful when it comes to congressional primaries, Senate primaries. When it comes to our individual districts, getting people amped up and involved is very difficult. And now we are sitting here with the narrowest of narrow majorities in the House
of Representatives. That means the large quantity of rhinos in the House of Representatives will have to sign on to any law you want passed. And rhinos are there specifically to keep the door propped open so communists can continue to come in. If you are waiting for great things to happen out of the House or the Senate, I would strongly suggest you don't hold your breath, or if you do, lie down first, because you're going to be passing out shortly. We're not going to get great laws,
We're going to get great executive orders. In fact, Congress is ramping up to pass one or two disastrous spending bills with inhuman amounts of money. I'm sorry. I'm gonna move on from this because I'm getting myself down and I don't want to be a Debbie Downer on a Friday. I'm in a freaking spectacular mood. But don't sit there and hold your breath for Congress to get things done. Congress doesn't we neglect the non sexy things when it's
not president. We act like it doesn't matter. And then when you know we have a GOP Senate who's throwing roadblocks in front of Trump's appointments, we got how did this happen? We're how it happened. You can't care about politics only when Trump's on the ballot, or you get what you get. Don't throw a fit whatever. Oh, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. He remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three
seven seven four three seven three for sombrero Jesse. What is your read on how JD Vance will operate as vice president? This is Trump's final term and in the past JD would have the leg up to win the nomination. Do you anticipate him taking a more active invisible rule than is typical for a VP. Thanks he says, his name is Dan. Okay, well one Trump Trump doesn't necessarily share the spotlight that much, but it also doesn't stifle or so far he has not stifled Vance or anything
like that. Vance. Jd Vance, to his credit, went to March for Life in DC. Today spoke at March for Life in DC, which was wonderful to see. He was just awesome. What do I anticipate. I anticipate jd Vance is going to be a star. Whether that makes him the nominee in twenty twenty eight, I don't know. I don't know. You could definitely see him having the leg up. If he's the heir apparent and people are happy with Donald Trump's four years, then yeah, it looks good. But
remember always approach things like that with caution. It's what I call the Chris Christie rule. It's the rule I made up. Well yeah, I made up the name, but it's still true, the Chris Christie rule. People today will laugh when I bring up the name Chris Christy. Maybe you're rolling your eyes right now. Oh that guy's a joke. Laugh all you want, yep, he's a joke. Now he's a punchline. Chris Christie. Right after he got elected the first time governor of New Jersey, I was running for
office myself. I was flying back and forth to DC all the time. Chris Christie was the best thing since slice spread in the GOP. Everybody loved that guy. I watched the Republicans in the House of Representatives give him a standing ovation for a speech he gave to a private room. I was sitting in the room to a private room. Chris Christie was the bell of the ball. And them pop pop, couple scandals, a couple of stupid things. We all now laugh at Chris Christy. You bring him up,
and it's all ha, that loser in politics. Right now, you look at it. Right now, you're thinking to yourself, well, Trump's gonna kill it for four years, and I hope he will. And right now it looks good. But we don't know that, and we don't know. We also don't know what's going to come down, maybe things completely outside of his control. How many people have told me on the air, You've heard them who've said they have set him up for a massive financial problem coming during his term,
and that may come you. I don't know, you don't know. We're waiting, we're watching. Is Trump's four years going to be incredible? Is Trump's still going to be popular four years from now? Wasn't last time four years he got less and less popular throughout That's a big if. JD Vance. Now you look at Jdvance, and I look at JD Vance, and I'm extremely impressed, and I say to myself, dang,
that could very well be our next guy. In fact, if I was a betting man, as I was telling Chris the other day, if you had to bet and your bet was the twenty twenty eight nominee's either going to be Jdvans or DeSantis or every other person in the country. The smart money's on JD or DeSantis, obviously, So I'm up on JD. Vance. I'm a fan. I'm not a fan, but I like what I see so far. How do we know he's not going to get himself caught up in something in the next four years? You
don't know. In politics, you can be the bell of the ball one day and you can be the beast the next day. That's how it works. Trees don't grow to the sky craven hefe. I'm inspired by the illegos getting rounded up and deported. But the border patrol is listing the offenses these heathens have committed. While I want them gone, how do we get justice? These are not victimless crimes. If I want a pound of flesh. Okay, one, Remember when they're listing off the crimes these people have committed.
Oftentimes those crimes have not been committed in our country. Sometimes they have. But when you see, you'll and you'll see this a lot, you'll see them. We arrested this guy today, and well, look, let's go back to this dude, the Haitian dude. Where is this thing on the freaking Yeah, let's go back to this guy. I'm not going back to Hayden.
One of those threats is this illegal alien from Haiti. I says he's a gang member with seventeen criminal convictions in recent years.
I mean seventeen criminal convictions in recent years. That doesn't mean those seventeen criminal convictions were here. This is what has been happening, and this is part of what makes democrats so evil. Now they empty their prisons onto our soil. Remember when this is a famous story, Remember back when Castro did it. Fidel Castro takes over. He's having this this back and forth with America. We hate him, we want him dead, he hates us, all this other stuff.
Remember what Castro did. Castro opened up the doors of his prisons and sent them all here. Now, a lot of those people were political prisoners, and that's why you go into Miami today and the Cuban community is like the best freaking community in the country, just the most hardcore anti communists, and their food is great, and their coffee is even better. Their women are crazy, but they're hot too, and it's just it's just awesome. Cubans are
just the best. So you had a unch of political prisoners, but just like the Soviet Union, just like all of them, they housed all the rapists and murders and gang bangers and drug people right there with those people. And that's who Castro was most interested in offloading. So he took all of his political opposition, sent him to America, and he took all those murders and rapists in people like that, and he sent them over to America. That exact same
thing has been happening for the last four years. And it's not just Venezuela, Haiti, all these different countries, all through Latin America, in the Caribbean. They understand when a Democrat gets elected that a Democrat, because they hate America, will allow you to send them the worst people in your society, and Democrats will accept them with open arms. And so when you read or hear about these convictions seventeen different criminal offenses, most of the time, not always.
Most of the time those were offenses they committed back in their own country. They were convicted and oftentimes already imprisoned in their country for it. And then a Democrat gets elected, and so that country says, well, wait a minute, I don't want to have to I don't have to feed this guy anymore. He's taking up room in the jail, and eventually when he gets out of prison, he's going to go back to his murder and rape and ways. Just send them to America. Those morons elected Joe Biden.
Let the Americans deal with him. When you hear about the criminal convictions, honestly, it makes it even worse. It's mostly because they were already convicted in their own home country. Their home country arrested them, tried them, convicted them, imprisoned them, and then they opened up the prison and sent them here. Remember Trende Arragua, that Venezuelan gang, that's a prison gang.
It started in Venezuela's prison. Venezuela hates us, Democrats hate us, so they joined forces and they brought an entire prison gang from Venezuela into the civilian population of the United States of America. Now we have that prison gang tearing people's fingernails out in apartment complexes in Denver, Colorado, in order to extort rent payments. And we have the mayor of that city saying he'll go to jail before he
lets Ice take them. It's a really, really ugly collaboration between foreign countries who hate us and democrats who hate us. Those crimes oftentimes are committed overseas, but they're the same animals. That's why you get like that jose Yubara, that guy who killed Lake and Riley, he's just a predator. He's going to be a predator wherever he is. He got over here and he went back to his animal ways.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday, let's get to this thing real quick here. So I mentioned the stargate thing. What was the stargate thing? It was at press conference they had at the White House the other day with these tech billionaire types who announced they're going to raise five hundred billion dollars and have America leading on AI. And we played some of those clips from Larry Ellison of Oracle. But Sam Altman was there. Now. Sam Altman as a long,
very public history of despising Donald Trump. He has recently come around. I guess I'll put it that way, if you believe such a thing, not saying I do, not saying I don't. You never know what's in a man's heart. But he's recently come around. He was one of those three moguls up there and you know, partner with the government to make sure we lead on AI. This is Sam Over.
I still expect, although I don't know what, and this is over a long period of time. This is not like next year or you know, the year after that kind of thing, but over a long period of time. I still expect that there will be some change required to the social contract, given how powerful we expect this technology to be. I'm not a believer that there won't
be any jobs. I think we always find new things to do, but I do think like the whole structure of society itself will be up for some degree of debate and reconfiguration.
I am a little bit concerned about a bunch of tech billionaires trying to reconfigure society. Call me crazy, I'm just a little bit concerned. Parallel parking, Ninja Jesse, you just said we need a scout. We need to take out a loser Republican in a primary. This will be very difficult considering the fact that the biggest obstacle is
Donald Trump. He seems to love rhinos and prefers to primary conservatives like Bob good I think he threatened to primary Andy Biggs and will probably support John Cornyn against Ken Paxton. Is it possible to succeed in this endeavor when Psycho Trump is against us? In case, this guy is not like Trump at all, his name is Dave Well. I'll just answer this question point blank. If Donald Trump stands against us in primarying out rhinos, then one he's
dead wrong, and two no, we cannot succeed. And I warned this when it came to the John Cornan types. James Langford types. These types, they know how to suck up the Trump. They've been doing it since he got elected. John Cornyn is potentially in very deep trouble in next year's primary, according to these hypothetical poll numbers that are
already coming out showing him taking on Ken Paxton. It's not at all difficult to see John Corny and being defeated in next year's Texas primary unless unless Trump backs Cornyn, then it's over. And look, traditionally, this is what Trump is awful at. I don't have any other there's no defense of it. I don't have any other way to put it. He's just awful at this. The primaries, he backs the wrong horse, and then we don't ever get
the reforms we want. The last three times he got involved with the House of Representatives, he was primarying out Bob Good, one of the most conservative members of the House, threatening to primary Chip Roy, another conservative member of the House, and endorsing Mike Johnson for speaker. It's bad. I've talked about it before. I always will. He runs cover for Lindsey Graham consistently. The crowd, the people in South Carolina, the right e's in South Carolina, they can't stand Lindsay Graham.
Lindsey Graham screws us time and time again. Trump gives him cover, always bringing him up on stage. My good friend, Lindsay. I love Lindsay. No, don't do him, No, Lindsay's good people. Hopefully that changes, and Trump has made a lot of changes when it comes to personnel and things like that. I don't know whether he's going to change this, but I hope he does.
Russell from Tennessee, how are we going to show.
The Biden administration pain when he pardoned everybody? Well, look, you're not going to necessarily throw these people in jail, the ones he pardoned, because he made that impossible. But remember, the pain for these people can be more than just imprisonment. Like when it comes to Fauci. Trump came out today and he announced that he terminated Fauci's security details.
Doctor Founton, John Bolten, who.
Knows, you know, they all made a lot of money. They can hire their own security too. Well, one, that's hilarious, but two Fauci. Fauci has enjoyed being a king on the taxpayer dime, making a fortune. Then he retires and the taxpayers, through NIH continue to not only pay for his private security, but pay for Limos. Taking that away, making him live like a normal person is pain. Calling him back in front of Congress and humiliating him on
national television is pain. Liz Cheney's actually a great example of that. Are we going to be able to get Liz Cheney in prison? No, We're not going to be able to get Liz Cheney in prison. But as of right now, it looks like some of the things she did with January sixth were really, really, really ugly and possibly illegal. It's possible that Liz Cheney committed crimes. Now. Just because she's not going to the clink doesn't mean hauling her in front of Congress to answer some brutally
hard questions that in and of itself is punishment. The process is the punishment. Have you ever heard of that before? Like we've talked about with the checkout with the FBI, how they can really wreck anybody. They don't have to get a conviction. They can come after you, throw the book at you, make you spend your life savings on a lawyer. You know what a lawyer costs. You know it costs fifty grand, one hundred grand more than that
for decent legal representation. Do you have fifty grand? Later around, you got one hundred grand just sitting there. Ah, man, I just do whatever I want with this. No, people don't have that kind of money. But they'll put you through a year long legal process, drain you financially, possibly cost you your job, your marriage, your sanity. And after a year of putting you through the ringer. Yeah, like
those poor SAPs in Michigan, they tried to entrap. You might get found not guilty, but your life is essentially if not ruined seriously set back the process can be the punishment. We can use that same thing on communists who violated the laws of this country. Put them through the process, make them suck for go, sit there under oath, answer questions. We have an hour