This is a podcast from WOOR. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday. We'll talk Well, the Columbia's president is all on board with the more illegal immigration. Well, I know you don't care about Columbia, but we'll talk about the illegal immigration talk here in just a moment as it pertains to the churches around the world and whatnot.
We're gonna talk about an illegal immigrant family that was deported and that's a wonderful story.
We're gonna get to some emails. We are going to discuss what Bernie Sanders said. I'm gonna try to get to Joe Biden on the View this hour. If not, I will get to it that next hour and tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Friday to get your ask Doctor Jesse questions emailed in right now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So, I again just want to remind you of this. The only reason I'm gonna read this story is because it goes along the lines of what we've said before, what we will say over and over and
over and over again. Communists are religious, not ideological, not political. Religious. They view all other religions as competing religions. And let's pause on this for a moment, because let's discuss religion and history and societies and how it works. There have been and remain all kinds of different religious belief systems around the globe always, and a lot of them, a lot of them are very very understanding and accepting of other religious beliefs. For instance, as crazy as this sounds,
the Mongols were actually famous for this. Can you believe that the Mongols famous for their tolerance? I realized when they weren't slaughtering millions of people that that kind of falls on deaf ears when you're trying to sell that. But the Mongols were totally okay with whatever you believed, and they didn't at all feel like it messed up what they believed. They had this belief system that's very much. You see this with a lot of tribal people's very much.
You know, sun and land and water and wind and all this other stuff. But you wanted to be a Christian, yeah cool, Oh yeah, no, no, no, put your church up that Jesus sounds fine, sounds good to me. You wanted to be a Muslim, they'd put mosques up right next to the church. Oh allah, Yeah, cool with them too, go ahead, don't care. Sounds good to me. So there are religions that are accepting of others, and then there
are religions that are not. And I'm not actually telling you that religions that reject all others are bad, but you had better understand when you're dealing with one of those. I'll tell you that much. When the Communists took over the Soviet Union, Soviet Union was an Orthodox Christian that was its religious base. I've read stories that it would make you weep of what they did to the pastors there, torture in them. One pastor, if I remember right, they
carved his face. They carved a smile and his face like the joker from ear to ear, carved a smile in his face, paraded him through the town, and then buried him alive. When Mao, when his Communists took over China, obviously, Buddhism is one of the many different kinds of religions over there, but one of the main ones. They couldn't wait to torture and murder the monks, tear down the temples. Spanish Civil War you already know raping the nuns, killing
the priests. Communism is a religion, and it is not not a religion that shares space with any other. It considers any and every other religion a threat to it, and it will declare war and try to destroy whatever other religion is in place when communism takes over. Communists are religious zealots, and they are communists first first always, you know, I played that pastor. There's this nutball pastor last night.
Name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who we're scared. Now there are gay, lesbian, and transgender children in.
It's not a pastor, that's a communist. That's an infiltrator who found a way to put on the robes. But when she sees herself in the rear view mirror of her Subaru, she sees herself as a communist, not as a pastor. Jamie o' hill, this race activist, went on CNN, said.
This, it's bathrooms today, it's sports today's sports tomorrow, military today.
It's also sports today.
By the way, it is sports today. Americans agree by that's fine, and guess what the majority sometimes is wrong. That also happens right because the majority used to believe that doctor Martin Luther King Junior was somebody who was a threat, that somebody who was not a good American. The majority of people used to be against civil rights. Were they right?
No, they weren't communists. First state senator from Colorado is what I believe.
You ever seen that movie Talladega Knights, and you see that's actually where they're talking around the dinner table and they're talking about their what their favorite version.
Of Jesus is. All right, baby Jesus, I love baby Jesus.
And the guy goes, well, I love Leonard Skinner Jesus when angels are behind him and the choir is singing and he's playing.
You've got the idea they're communists. First, Columbia's president says the new pope should back humiliated migrants in the US. I don't know what the new Pope's going to do. We're saying, I don't much care. It's not my business, not my pope. I don't care, But I know what the Columbia's present, what Columbia's president would like him to do. Remember that he's a communist first and a pope second. Communists do not share religion. And remember this before we
get to some emails. You don't get a say in whether or not you're at war with these people. And I'm sorry about that, but that's not how war works. That's not how fighting works. When one side declares it, then you're at war and there's no stopping it. These people have declared war on whatever your belief system is, on your way of life, on your belief system, and they will never stop until they win or until they're defeated.
You only have two choices. There's only two. You can fight them or surrender to them, and choosing not to fight is surrendering because they are fighting and they will win. You don't get to be a pacifist in this little war. And set down your weapon and cross your fingers and say, you know what, I don't want to fight. I'm tired of the fighting. Can't we get along? No, we cannot. We can fight and we can win. Jesse, after talking to my parents, they're both ninety. No pause for a
second before I even go on for this. That's really cool to have parents who are still alive at ninety years old. And if I sound jealous, it's because I am. I'm insanely jealous. I miss my dad, and I'm not bad jealous, don't get me wrong. Good good for you. I'm glad you still have your parents. I think that's freaking cool. Jesse. After talking to my parents, both of them ninety, they were regretting voting for Trump, saying he
was a communist and turning into a dictator. I asked my dad how so, and he believed Trump deported a white citizen to El Salvador because he heard it on TV. I try to tell them that the mainstream media as all lies and nobody gets their news from them anymore. I hate arguing with them and love them both, but it kills me. They don't want to listen to me. Please help, Well, you want help with something that I
very likely cannot help with. And so let me explain this, because what you just described is according to polls consistent across the board, the demographic that despises Trump the most or has turned on him the most are we. The older you are, the more likely it is you have turned on him. I don't like him. I don't like it. I don't like what he did here, I don't like what I did there. Well, it's not because older people are dumb at all. So don't say that. I hate
generational stereotypes. Ah, these young people are dumb and lazy old people, boomers are dumb. I hate that. Don't do that. But what it is is, after a certain amount of time, you get set in your ways and it becomes almost impossible to move you off of that. Look. Radio, I've used this example before. Radio. They always are trying to tell you what the ratings are and whatnot, and I
don't pay any attention any of that. It frustrates poor Jewish producer Chris to no end because he loves that stuff. So I really just give it all to him. And well, I mean in this city with this a demographic. But here's what I do know about it. You know who they really really really want listening to the radio, really want listening to the radio, people who are younger. It's not that they don't value older people at all, but
they're always bringing that up. Well, people under fifty five love the show, And whenever they get me actually caring, I always asked, well, why do I care? I don't care. I'm just doing the show. What does that matter? You know why it matters because the show was a for profit enterprise, as you know. It's why we have ads. It's not a charity. And so the radio company wants to make money. They make money by people purchasing the
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday of fantastic Thursday, and we're deporting entire families and I love it. But the fact that it's a story makes it. Hey, that's a little disheartening when you dwell on it. But here's the story. The headline is from the New York Post. Georgia college student. I love how they frame it. Faces deportation after running a red light, police discover her entire family has been living illegally in the US for years. Years.
These people have been living in the United States of America. The lady runs a red light, has no dr license at all. And maybe the best part of it is no Oblain Glace, no English because of her non citizen status Arias Chrystobal what was her name, was paying out of state tuition for a school despite living in the area. The officer who pulled her over attempted to speak to the teen's mom and the owner of the car, but
neither of them spoke English. Living in the United States of America as a family for years and nobody seems to care enough to learn the language is exactly exactly why we need mass deportations as fast as possible. And this, the headline, makes it sound better than it was. And I say better, I was about to say worse. Is this is how it's supposed to work. You understand that this is not left or right wing, or shouldn't be. I should say that this should not be any issue
at all. When you enter a country illegally, when you live in a country illegally, that's a crime. You shouldn't ever feel safe. And yet, for some reason the country has been so manipulated through years and years of propaganda, we somehow feel like we have some special obligation to the nice ones. Well, he's not MS thirteen. She didn't deserve that. You should never feel safe and secure when you are in a place you are not allowed to be.
If I walk into the bank, then I see somebody left the door of the manager's office unlocked, and it says official personnel only. And I go walk through the door of the manager's office and I sit down at his desk. At no point in time should I feel safe and secure and relaxed, totally chill, because I am someplace I'm not allowed to be, and upon coming into contact with me, in discovering I'm not allowed to be there, I should be removed immediately. That is the basics of immigration.
But stories like this has been heavy news all day that we deported an entire family, including some quote college student. She's from Mexico. She went back to Mexico with their family, where her family should have been all along. This is how deportation is supposed to work in the United States of America. America. Of course, don't ask Joe Biden or his best buddy James Life.
Do you take any responsible for ready for responsibility for not hearing the concerns of voters on the border security or cost of living sooner? And do you take any responsibility for Trump's re election?
Yes?
I do, because look, I was in charge any one, so you know I take responsibility number one. But number two. You know, you remember we put together a commission leading with one of the most conservative members of the United States Senate Oklahoma running.
Out the Democrat Party has a commitment to bringing in as many foreigners as possible. They just did it. And like I said, there's a cabal of ten to fifteen GOP senators who are stopping us from stopping them. And this really is our big mission right now. And that's a long tough battle. Even if we can take out John Cornyn in a primary next year, and we may pull numbers look good right now. Even if we can, we still have another ten to go. And it's hard to take out a senator in a primary, but that
is the battle we have to fight. Honestly, that battle will probably last until the day I retire. That's all alone. That battle will last. That's how long it takes to root these people out from the GOP. But that is why we are where we are. That's who's keeping the door open for communism to flood into this country. Enough of that for now, before we do emails, we have to laugh about Trump and his subtle little jab at rear Admiral Pete and when.
They took over Buddha Diesge who has no clue. You know, he drives to work in as a bicycle with with u and no affairness with his husband on the back, which is a nice, loving relationship. But he didn't have a clue. This guy didn't have a clue, and he's actually a contender for present.
He tried so hard to sound kind of half nice and half presidential about the thing, but he tried too hard and it ended up coming off more insulting than even he wanted it to be. I mean, why, yeah, he rides to work on a bike with his husband on the.
Back of it.
When they took over Buddhadge, who has no clue. You know, he drives to work in as a bicycle with with us and no fairness with his husband on the back, which is a nice loving relationship.
Yeah, he doesn't even have a bike seat. No, he didn't put that on there. What Chris, It's fine, let's do some emails. Next is the Jesse Kelly Show, reminding you that tomorrow is an ask Doctor Jesse Friday and you need to get your questions emailed. And now to jesseatjessekellyshow dot com. So I still am just kind of a little bit floored at how evil Jill Biden is. Just so evil and heartless. And maybe you're new listening to the show, so let me recap what I used
to talk about when Joe Biden was president. I understand why Democrats would want to prop Joe Biden up and pretend like he's a functional adult. And Okay, I really do get it. I don't support it. It's evil, but I get it. The media, for instance, they're trying to push through the Communist revolution just like the Democrat Party is. So I can hate them for it, but I understand the American media kind of ignoring the whole stuttering Joe thing because if they expose that, it would have hurt
the Communist revolution. So I get that. If you're an elected Democrat, if you're Nancy Pelosi, if you're Chuck Schumer, whoever, I get not talking about it makes you sound disloyal if you talk about it. Potentially it hurts your party and upcoming elections if you talk about it so politically, Hey, let's just pretend like it doesn't happen professionally, even if you're Jensaki, his press secretary, maybe you're one of his campaign people, chief of staff Ron Klain, you see, you know,
But I get you keeping it quiet. It's your boss. More importantly, probably it's your employer. That's how you get a paycheck. That's okay, So hey, let's just kind of get I get all that. But Jill Biden is his wife. His wife. Now, I certainly would never pretend to be husband of the Year anything like that. But could you imagine watching your spouse publicly humiliate themselves all the time? What Chris, what Chris said? What if it's a political marriage,
What if she never cared? Look, I don't I don't even know that I want to go there, but I can't say that you're wrong. Maybe that's it. If if OB got dementia or something like that, and OB was always losing her train of thought, she just couldn't have conversations with people, found herself anyway. Whatever. Look again, I'm not claiming to be spouse of the year, husband of the year. I'm about the worst one who ever lived. But we wouldn't go out in public anymore. We just wouldn't.
I would keep her away from that because I wouldn't want people laughing at her. I wouldn't want I wouldn't want her looking bad in front of other people. You know, I wouldn't. I would want to protect her from that. Let's get her someplace relaxed and get her some care and trying to make sure she's taken care of. That's what a normal person would be. Jill Biden not only
covered for Joe Biden for four years. Let's say let's be super nice to Jill Biden, and let's say, after he's elected, you don't want him to have to resign, because that's a bridge too far. Let's give her that excuse for four years and say, hey, he's already elected let's just get him through it. But after four years of embarrassing himself, Jill Biden, we now know this from sources. She was one of the main drivers trying to get him to run again. She was the main one fighting
the hardest to keep him from dropping out. We know that now from all the sources. Just think about that for a moment. Your husband is not embarrassing himself at Applebee's because he can't order the cheese sticks. He's the president of the United States of America, and the entire planet makes fun of him, wasn't it. I think it was Saudi Arabia, right, Chris that put out there like their Saturday Night Live. They had a skit mocking him. Oh, Italy did it too? Yeah, what was about to say?
Italy too? Multiple other countries around the globe. You don't have to you don't have to pull him up, Chris, Multiple countries around the planet openly mocked our president because he has dementia and he can't talk and he can't think anymore. Jill Biden watched what very few spouses historically have ever had to watch. She watched as her husband was mocked by the entire world, and she wanted more
of it. And then after he gets shoved out of the race anyway, finally he's done with politics and the political life. And Jill Biden, because she has a new political gig in DC, dresses poor Joe up in a suit and drags him on a media tour and then sits there while this happens.
Allegations are are these sources wrong?
They are wrong. There's nothing to sustain that number one. Number two. You know, think of what we were left with. We left with a circumstance where we had an insurrection I started, we not sense of civil war. We had a circumstance where we were in a position that we well, the pandemic because of the incompeonence of the last outfit, end up over a million people dying, million people dying. And we're also in a situation where we found ourselves unable to deal with a lot of just basic issues.
And I won't go into it in interesting time. And so we went to work and we got it done. And you know, one of the things that that well, you know.
One of the things I think is that, yeah, he made it a very rough minute, losing his train of thought ten times and find his wife has to step in on a national show, and this is all completely optional. It's not as if he needs to do any of these things to complete his duties as president, or even doing any fundraising duties as a Democrat holding a fundraiser somewhere. This is all a pr tour for his wife, who
has a new gig in Washington, DC. Jill Biden must not even have a soul anymore, unless unless it's like Chris said, and maybe you're right, Chris, I don't know. I don't know. We're gonna move on against to some emails. But maybe it was I don't know their history or their relationship, but maybe it's always just been about power in politics. Maybe that's maybe that's just it. Maybe that's what they are. It's about power, it's about politics, and as long as they're still together, it's going to be
about power and it's about politics. I don't know, but that's a really, really terrible thing. That's a really terrible thing. Anyway, here was Joe too.
Why do you think the vice president lost? And were you surprised?
I wasn't surprised, not because I didn't think the vice president must qualified person to be president. She is she's qualified to be president Non States of America. But I was surprised. I wasn't surprised because they went the root of the sexistirit of the whole room. I mean, this is a woman, she's this, she's that. I mean, really, I've never seen quite as successful and a consistent campaign under cutting the notion that a woman couldn't lead the country, and a woman of mixed race.
Democrats are going to have a very hard time winning national elections. Keep telling the whole country there are a bunch of racist sexists. Keep golding everybody, keep lecturing everybody, keep talking down to everybody. We'll see where that gets you. Anyway, Let's get to some emails. Before we get to making fun of Bernie Sanders and Fatima Goss Graves and tearing down statues, Let's first tear down the pain in your
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relief Factor dot com. All right, Emails, Thanks Jeez, the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday. And that song, of course reminds me that the Wo Great American Band doing their final North America tour. So if you want to, if you want to hear American Woman and other who classics, make sure you go out and get your tickets shortly. Jesse, thanks for talking about frozen pizzas the other night. You brought up Totino's party pizza, which was a staple of
my college nutrition. I'm now fifty two and I haven't had one in thirty years. But after you spoke of them, I gave it a try once again. There was, as I remember, and when my wife went to the store the other day, I asked her to get me a few. She gave me a look, but bought them. And I couldn't be happier, though I know they're bad for me, so thanks, I guess I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna
give you a little Totino's tidbit from White Trash Jesse. Okay, one still the best value for the money in the in the frozen pizza world, especially when you find it. You get like Costco or someplace like that. Christe Selm in like five or ten packs. Can't believe the deal you can get on these things. That's one. Two. You want a little tidbit, you don't have to make them in the oven. That is the superior way to make them. I want to make sure I'm crystal clear about that.
The superior way to make a Totino's pizzas in the oven you get the crust crissed up and everything else. But let's say maybe we're in a hurry. Maybe maybe you don't have an oven. Maybe you're out on an oil rig, or maybe you're in a college dorm room or whatever it may be. Maybe you're road tripping. Here's what you do. You get a Totino's pizza. Open up the wrapper. I didn't say take it out of the wrapper. Open up one end of the wrapper. Microwave it. I don't want to give you a time for how long
to microwave it, but microwave it. Maybe you're sitting here saying, Jesse, that won't work. The crust will get soft or sogg it. That's part of where we're going. Stay with me. When it's done, you roll it up. Then it becomes a Mexican Italian hybrid. It becomes a pizza burrito, and you can leave it halfway in the wrapper. If you're road tripping, you only need one hand. Drive down the road, Comala down your Totinos. Life is good. What, Chris? What? How
many times have I been to the burn unit. It's funny you brought that up, Chris, because the very first time I did this, I would look. I want everyone to learn from my mistakes. I want you to learn from me. You get your wisdom from the pain that I've gone through by being an idiot. The very first time I did this, I was road tripping and I was in a hurry, and I nuked it, which was
brilliant at the time. But I left out one very very key part of it, and that was leaving half of it in the wrapper, because there's all that molten hot lava, cheese and grease that's on the inside, and gravity doing what it's gonna do. It's gonna want to come out the back end. And I was wearing shorts. I was in the Marines at the time. I knuke it. It's piping hot, no big deal. I take it to the car, I roll it, start driving, grab it with
one hand. I'm still in the parking lot, by the grace of God, I was still in the gas station park about although the car was moving. I take one bite and I didn't. I didn't even see it because I was driving, I was looking both ways. It felt it seriously felt like somebody had dropped a miniature nuclear bomb on the inside of my right thigh. I can still point to where it was. Oh my goodness, And I'm glad you weren't there to hear the sounds I made and part of it was what if that had
been a few inches higher. I don't know, I don't know. We might not have James and Luke today. Do you hear Cash Mattel what he said?
Well, you asked if I was weaponizing the FBI, and I am not. I'm giving you the hard, concrete examples of the men and women putting handcuffs on bad people doing harm to our children and innocent Americans.
Weaponization have placed on leave FBI employees responsible for the investigation of January sixth. That sounds political to me.
I have not placed anyone on leave who has not violated their ethical obligation or their oath.
Just want to recap this again. I'll let them start again, but I want to recap again. The guy was complaining about why my parents have soured on Trump. He deported a white Maryland why are my parents? If you are older, the chances are higher that you will believe the news because you used to be able to kind of believe the news. It wasn't as evil as it is now. So if for sixty years you've tuned into NBC to catch the news of the day, well now you get
outright lies, you get Democrat talking points. But that's what you got used to, that's what you do. This is why they tell the lies they tell. I'll play it again. Listen to the lie. Credit to cash matell He doesn't let her get away with it. Listen to just the blatant lie she tells. And people ask, how do they try why do they even try it? How do they get away with this? They get away with it because of people who only watch the day till.
You asked if I was weaponizing the FBI, and I am not. I'm giving you the hard, concrete examples of the men and women putting handcuffs on bad people doing harm to our children and innocent Americans. Weaponization.
Have placed on leave FBI employees responsible for the investigation of January sixth. That sounds political to me.
I have not placed anyone on leave.
Cool, that's I'll let them keep going. But that's a United States senator And that's an outright lie. It's a black and white lie, not kind of gray and outright lie. Why because your parents will see it on the news.
Has not violated their ethical obligation or their oaths.
So if they were investigating January sixth, you believe they were violating an ethicop Nope.
I think the common theme here is you putting words in my mouth and I'm not going to tolerate it, nor Wally the men and women of the FBI.
Well, you did place on leave an analyst responsible for investigating Russia's meddling in the twenty sixteen election. Is that politicization? Is that retribution? No?
Not if she broke the law or the ethical guidelines. I don't know which case you're talking about, but that's the standard. And we will hold ourselves inwardly accountable and we will not be strayed from our mission because people think we are politicizing the bureau. If you want to talk about someone who is attacked by a weaponized bureau, you're looking at him and now he's the director of the FBI and he's cleaning it up.
A world of make believe. Your liberal aunt, Peggy, lives in a world of make believe that is constructed for her by Democrat politicians, media people, and professors. A world of make belief.
As you and the President continue to weaponize and investigate is perceived enemies. As you follow this blueprint, when can I, a former impeachment manager, expect the FBI at my door, ma'am.
You want to know who was targeted by a weaponized FBI me. You want to know how and why? You want to know what I'm.
Going to fix it?
Let me move on.
Well, you should read the book because there's no enemies list on that book. So there are people that violated their constitutional obligations and their duties to the American people, and they were rightly called out. And you should give that book to every one of your constituents that they can read about.
I won't be doing that.
That's their loss.
Mmmmm mm. Cash probably took his chalk this morning, That's what I'm guessing. This has been a podcast from wor