Jesse Kelly Shaw. Let's have some fun on a Friday. We have done it. We conquered the week. The week is over. Its time to wrap everything up, shall we? We had confirmation hearing we Christy Noman was out there today, did pretty well for herself. I should say. The resistance to illegal immigration is starting to ramp up in the commy areas of the country. We'll talk about that. Joe Biden's incoherent and a liar. I know that's breaking news,
but mostly you know what Friday is. It's ask doctor Jesse Friday, and it's going to be a roller coaster. Somebody wants to know why we have to have anyone confirmed. Someone wants to talk about the Norman invasion of England. Why do commies such as they are, why do they find value in it? What is liberal Aunt Peggy? What does she side with the comedies? We'll talk about that. What do I typically eat for dinner? Some pow Medal
of Honors story from Japan. All that and so much more coming up tonight on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show. I want to begin first right here. Joe Biden. Joe Biden is still incoherently rambling his way out of the White House. And I don't know what I'm gonna say is about to make you feel good or kind of yucky and terrible, or maybe a combination of both. You know what I mean. It's like when you order an entire roll of garlic knots to yourself when your wife
leaves town. You order the garlic knots from Papa John's. You weed all the garlic knots and they were so good, but you feel gross but satisfied you did understand, So that maybe what we're about to say is going to make you feel like that. But Joe Biden is in a terrible situation, and Joe Biden is not going to
find a way out of the terrible, miserable situation he's in. Now, before I go into the details of why, don't make this mistake a mistake, there's a million parables about this, but a mistake many people make about thinking wealthy or famous or powerful people are any degree even one degree happier and more content than you are. They are simply not. And you're going to have to take it for me. I have walked every single financial path socioeconomic path you
can walk in this lifetime. If you are happy, you can tell you know. Alv and I were happy with the boys in a crappy little apartment when I was working construction in San Antonio. We still talk lovingly about it. He's got a decent house now, but it's same, same, not happier, not any less. And this applies to politicians as well. Joe Biden. I know it can be tempting to look and think, Wow, he's the most powerful man
on the planet. He's got all this private security and Air Force one, and he's going to have a presidential library, and everyone's going to tell him yes, mister President, and everyone kisses your rear end all the time. Surely, surely he's happier than me. I'm on my way to my second shift tonight, trying to make ends meet. At least he's not worried about his next meal. He is no happier than you. In fact, because of his personal life and his value system, he's miserable Joe Biden. Miranda Devine
touched on this a little bit last night. She's really great about the Joe Biden backstory. What most people don't know. Most people know the scandals now, most people don't know that he came from a political family, that he was chosen, pushed by his family into the political realm so he could corruptly elevate the family, which of course he has done.
Joe Biden has been a lifelong corrupt piece of trash, without a single bit of contentment in his life, always just looking for the next gig, the next the next dollar from China, the next whatever it may be. But you think Joe Biden ever sits around at home like you do with your husband, your wife, your mom, your son, and just has a genuine moment of wonderfulness. He doesn't. I the other night, not last night, night before last. I'll tell you hopefully it hasn't come through on the radio.
But been actually a very tough time of grieving right now, my mother, for me, for my sisters. And i'd been told that about three months afterwards, the numbness wears off and the grieving starts again. It's really weird. So i'ven't been doing that great is the loss of my father, and so I guess I've been quiet around the house. I didn't even realize it. Sitting down with my sixteen year old, he looks over at me, he said, Dad,
tell me how you're doing. Joe Biden's never had a moment like that, not one, and the entirety of his life. He's miserable. His life has been miserable. And he thought at the very end, as they dragged him out of retirement, that he was going to achieve what everyone who gets into politics kind of dreams about, whether you're running for school boards, senator, whatever you're happening to be running for, everyone has in the back of their mind, I could
be president one day. You never know. I get the next gig, in the next gig, and I could maybe one day it's me. And that day came for Joe Biden. The Democrats dragged him out of retirement, handed him the nominee, and handed him the White House. And that moment came for Joe Biden at the precise moment his mind was failing him so badly and body failing him so badly. He didn't get to enjoy a single solitary second of it.
He spent the last four years, after a lifetime of corruption, in misery, having the drool dabbed off his chin, being coerced, being instructed on everything. Remember that article that came out that told us all the details they have to tell him. When the meetings start, who will speak, what the questions are going to be? Joe, Here's where you're going to sit,
Here's where you're going to stand. He's not even a functional adult, led around by people a third his age, a bunch of vile little communists only using him to get their next political gig. Joe Biden didn't spend five seconds as president enjoying himself unless he was sniffing a little girl's hair. Joe Biden has been miserable for four years at the end of a miserable bowl career, and Joe Biden now knows, on top of all that misery,
his long political career ends in embarrassment. Again. Maybe that'll all make you feel good, maybe to make you feel bad. But I was brewing on it this morning. How you end matters so much, and that's a hard thing, especially for men. I can't speak for women on this, but especially for men. How you end a career a lifetime oftentimes can either shine up what you've done before or can really really ugly up what you had done before. We've all seen it. We all remember how Muhammad Ali
ended even if you weren't alive. Muhammad Ali greatest of all time. Muhammad Ali ends his career as a soft, slow, broken old man getting his head caved in repeatedly. That's not how Muhammad Ali's supposed to end. That's not Michael Jordan's not supposed to end his career bouncing between teams getting shown up by dudes half his age. That's not how it's supposed to end. Look, we've all seen the radio guy who hung on too long, got super frigging boring. Gosh,
why won't he just retire? But he doesn't have anything else that won't be me. By the way, and Joe Biden, he will now be thought of as Jimmy Carter. What was supposed to be the pinnacle in this corrupt political man's lifetime ended up being the worst thing that ever happened to him. He would have been thought of forever as Barack Obama's vice president, long serving senator. And I realized he was embarrassing before that, But that's just because
you're the hyperinformed. Most people didn't know that. Okay, he was a vice president. He said something dumb on occasion. God of a charming guy of a senator from Delaware, and instead Biden's now a punchline. And he knows and his wife knows it. Remember what she said, Remember when it was leaked when they were when the system was knifeing Joe Biden out the back of the White House, and it finally got leaked out there that Jill Biden
was desperate for him to run again. Because Jill Biden, still in control of all her faculties, didn't want that embarrassing debate to be the last part of Joe Biden's legacy. But that embarrassing debate was the last part of Joe Biden's legacy. And now, no matter what else he's done, our lasting memory of this corrupt, mean, old, selfish cuss is him rambling and bambling on the way.
Out the White And didn't think about it, just swear. But I got involved in public life because of the busive power. I mean, my dad was saying, you know, the greatest sin of all is abuse of power. And and I was raised in a circumstance where h like I used to always talk about how I'm the worst thing ever happened was I used to stutter when I was a kid, And they really get made fun of when you.
Talk like that.
But I realized maybe it was the greatest gift I ever got.
What a way to end a career. And I'll just say this, because we're gonna move on, We'll get do some ask doctor Jesse questions, talk about Christy Nome from today and other things. I'll just say this about Joe Biden. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Dome is still out there and then it's definitely sounding like a woman who's going to embarrass herself during another
political run. We'll get to that. We will get to the Christy Nome hearing from today, which that is is very important as well. Head of DHS is very important. Christy Nome wasn't put there, wasn't chosen because she's the real sledgehammer that's going to clean all the illegals out.
That's why Tom Holman was chosen. Christy Noam was chosen because she's the pretty face pardon the pun, the one who's pretty enough to get through the Senate confirmation process, meaning she's enough of an establishment politician she's gonna get confirmed. You have Tom Homan go in there to do the nitty gritty dirty work. Christy Nome shows up, speaks in front of the Senate. Oh that sounds good. That's how that went. So we'll get to know hm here in just a little bit. I want to get to some
ass doctor Jesse questions because some of these apply. Hey Jesse, why do President Trump's picks have to be confirmed? We elected him, didn't we isn't that confirmation? Maybe the president should start holding confirmation hearings for every Democrat staff member in the House and Senate. Can you explain this to me? Okay, well, this is part of the constitution. The Senate's job, as it's been interpreted, is to advise and consent for these
critical cabinet positions. And I'll put it to you this way. Why do we need senators to confirm anybody? Because you get frustrated. You got frustrated. They already torpedoed the first one, Matt Gates. Matt Gates was going to take over the DOJ and start arresting people in the government. He was, but they took Matt Gates out in five minutes. I'm not sure that he was ever actually serious about it. He dropped ou pretty quick. But either way they'll set
that aside. Why do you need senators to give anyone of the thumbs up at all? We just elected Donald Trump. Shouldn't he just get whoever he wants? Well, remember the purpose of how the founders set up our government, and really many governments, most governments are kind of set up
along these lines. You're trying to when you're setting up a country, you're trying to set up boundaries, fences, if you will, that ensure no matter what happens, if something horrible happens, you can't foresee at some point in the future, no matter what happens, we won't go completely crazy. You know what. Set aside the fence analogy. I don't like that at all. Think about the bump You ever seen the bumper things when you go bowling? You ever been
in a bowling alley that has those? Almost everyone's been in a bowling alley that has those. You know, you have the little the gutters, you have the two gutters on the side of a bowling lane, but you can They used to be physical things you had to put out there, but now it's just electronic. They pop up. You things pop up and it's impossible to hit a gutter ball, So you can roll the ball down there
and you're gonna take out at least some pins. It's never gonna happen what I'm sure happens to Chris every time, and that's the ball goes right into the gutter and you don't hit any pins. Someone like me, I don't have to worry about that. Chris obviously is probably not a very good bowler. When you're setting up a country, if you were to set up your own you buy your own island, like I'm gonna do with the Republic
of Jesse, and start my own country. What you're trying to do is not just not just plan for what you have now. You have to do the best you can to see into any potential future problems. And oftentimes those gutter ball blockers, they can become frustrating when you have people in charge who are taking you the direction you want to go, When people who you consider to be wrong or your enemy, when they take over, you love the gutter ball blockers, but when it's the other way,
you don't like it. Me. I just want Donald Trump to have everybody he says he wants, period and it looks like he's going to with the exception of Matt Gates. Don't forget they took out Matt Gates. Don't act like he got everybody he wanted. They took out the most important position, the DOJ head, the Attorney general. But anyway, other than that, I want him to get everyone he wants. You want him to get everyone he wants. But let's just just for a mental a thought experiment here, let's
fast forward. You know what, just four years, four years from now, Let's say it's Kamala Harris running and she's running against JD. Vance. Probably not outside of the realm of possibility, but Kamala Harris, you know her history. Father is a communist, She's essentially a communist. You understand what it would mean if she took over the government. You
get that. Now, what if jad Vance gets caught up in some scandal, cheated on his taxes, and something horrible happens, and Kamala Harris beats him and she's president for years from now? What if she wants to staff her government with Gehaughti terrorists. It's just it's an example Jeehatti terrorists. You want some layer in between that happening for the sake of your country. And I know that sounds crazy,
but crazy things happen in the future. If you went back one hundred years ago and told them what would be happening now, we have a training in the United States House, they would tell you you're crazy. Crazy things happen. You plan for the crazy. That's why you have the confirmation process. All right, all right, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Remember you can still email the show love, hate, death threats.
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I hate you guys. History Professor Jesse was watching a show on the History Channel a number of years ago it was a top ten countdown of the most significant events in world history. As the countdown progressed, that was fully expecting the Normandy invasion to take the number one spot. To my surprise, the Normandy invasion was the number two spot and the Norman conquest was number one. In your esteemed opinion, is this correct or is a History Channel
full of crap? Okay, first, let's discuss briefly what the Norman conquest was. I realized history bust will But the Roman Empire, let's just begin here. The Roman Empire. The Roman Empire was the greatest empire of all time. My opinion is, nothing else comes close when you look at their advancements. The technology were still walking in the buildings they built today, that's absurd. People were still driving on the roads the Romans built. But once the Romans fell,
the Dark Ages came. And this is just it's weird for us to think about this. This empire fell and technology went backwards. We've never experienced technology going backwards. Everything really, and that part of the world went backwards. Civilization itself fell and there was none left. And now you have the Dark Ages which come and for a very long time. This is a very dumb down, simplified version. It's a
fascinating period of time. For a long time in Europe, what you had was try vibes, tribes warring with each other, tribes rising up, trying to become nations. Kings will rise, kings will fall. You just had that. We're trying to form a country year really a feudal system here. Were trying to just establish a city here. But oh wait, we're now at war with them. And it is a nutso period of time, very very fascinating, horribly violent and dark.
The reason it's called the Dark Ages it is so during this period of time the Vikings start showing up. We're talking I don't necessarily even want to put a time on it. Think about the year five six hundred, right, so that's about that time, but that's really really broad. The Vikings start rolling in. Who are the vikings? We all know what vikings are from the movies and comic books. But they were farmers, they were ranchers. Really. They just
had an expeditionary unit, if you will, of warriors. They came from the cold, They came from a hard place to live, and they had developed a warrior class. Now, the warrior class of Vikings started launching these raids into various places. Monasteries were big, but just really any town along the coast. And think of it in this way. As far as the Vikings go, they were capable. The people they were fighting were often not capable, at least at first. The defenses got a lot better, but the
Vikings themselves. For them, it was like, I'll put it to you this way. What if instead of getting a daily or a weekly paycheck, or every a biweekly paycheck, what if instead of that once a year you had to do something. You had to get in your car, and you had to drive two states over and two states over, you will find this massive, guarded but massive warehouse.
And in that warehouse is a box. If you can get your hands on that box, you will have your entire year's wages, if you're lucky, maybe this year and next year's wages, and if you and your friends are organized enough and smart enough, a new car. You can drop off your old car, You go get your new car, You drive your new car and your year's wages back to where you live. That's what rating was for them, And I'm not trying to put a smiley face on
what a raid is. You saw, Look, remember October seventh when Hamas did the invasion. As I explained then, without the history of the terrorism any of that stuff, that's what a raid looks like. It was a raid. Raiding you always hear about raiding. There were Celtic raiders and Viking raiders, and a bunch of different Indian tribes or raiders. Raiders have been the African tribes, raiders have been part
of everything. Well, that's what a raid looks like. The women get raped, the people get murdered, slaves get taken. That's what a raid looks like. It's a raid. So I'm not going to put a smiley face on raiding. But they started all this raiding and they were very good at it. And to deal with the Vikings, they tried so many different things, and different areas tried different things. Hey, let's arm it up, let's train a militia, let's get better with this, let's get better with that. They would.
It's really fascinating. They started to build fortifications along the rivers in mainland Europe because the Vikings would take their longboats right up the river and raid a city on the river. It's really cool raid a city on the river and then take off. So they started putting these fortifications where you had to lower the chains or the gates, and they're doing all these things. But part of what else they did was they started making deals with the vikings.
And I it's easy as a dude to look back on the kings who were making these deals with the Vikings and call them soft and call them cowardly. I try not to do that if I'm not living through what these kings are going through. So let's say you're a king of Paris, if you will, because that actually applies to this story. Paris was not this huge metropolis like it is now. They're trying to get themselves going to town right along the river. They're trying to get going,
get to become a bustling place. You're growing, and the freaking Vikings just keep coming for you. They keep coming for you, and they keep coming for you, and eventually the Vikings start asking for ransoms, essentially pay me to stop hitting you. And sometimes oftentimes the kings would how much do you need? Okay, but a ton of silver, Hey, here's a ton of silver, and that's exactly right, Chris.
Chris said protection money oftentimes with the payment, and not only came with the Hey me, I'll stop hitting you if you pay me. I'm a Viking. I'll stop these other Vikings. Do you want me to stop the other Vikings. I'm clearly the one who's strong enough. You pay me enough silver, I'll stop these other Vikings. And it went beyond silver, you see. It eventually turned into land as well. Hey hey, here's a ton of silver, please stop attacking us.
And you see this wonderful land. There's this Normandy land up here, beautiful, very fertile. Why do you guys settle there? You know what? We want you to have some land, build yourselves up. The Vikings start to settle. Now this is approaching the year one thousand roughly. This is very rough on the dates. The Vikings start to settle, but they start to assimilate. Europe doesn't become Viking. The Vikings
slowly start converting to Christianity and start becoming Europe. Now there is some Viking that bleeds over some military tactics. Obviously there's always going to be a mixture of cultures. But for the most part, the Vikings stopped, at least in this area, stopped their raiding lifestyle and started to just become citizens, normal citizens. Now, that eventually turned into William the Conqueror. He and there's a bunch of history behind this. I could go into that, but I'm not
going to right now. He he decides he's going to go take a conquering army and he's going to go over to England. He's going to cross the channel because of some personal slights and things like that, and he's going to take that place over. And he does. And after he conquers it, William the Conqueror kind of gave that away. After he conquers it, he really established the system that, in a lot of ways you still see today over there in the UK. Now it's really changed
with kings and feudal systems. So I don't want to say it's the same system, but what the UK became William the Conqueror. He laid the he laid the foundations for it. Whether that's the number one thing in history, EH, probably pushed back on that, but it certainly was a
big event, There's no question about it. Let's do some Christynome confirmation hearing talk before we get back to more of this stuff before me it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday, and before I get to the CHRISTI nome stuff, a little bit of it from today, I will say. Jewish producer Chris just asked me if I'd ever fallen asleep at the wheel. I have not, but I came very, very very close. One time. I was in the Marines and
my folks were living in Arizona. They'd moved to Arizona, and I decided I was going to do something nice for my mom my dad too. But you know it's moms who really loved this stuff. I thought I was not going to have time off for Christmas. They ended up giving us an ex extra days. We had like three or four days off, but they had worked us like dogs. We had not had a chance to sleep. And in order to make Arizona on Christmas Eve, I had to take off from twenty nine Palms and drive
down to Tucson, Arizona, and I forget. I don't want to tell you how long that was because I don't remember. I could look it up now, I'm just live on the air. I would guess it's seven eight hours, I would guess, and I was. I had already been up for like twenty four hours by the time I took off on it, and it was the middle of the night, so it was dark. I had three bottles of mountain dew on the way down there, and I was it was so unsafe. Don't ever do this, I should note kids. Legitimately,
I should never have done this. It was really, really dumb. How you get people killed, yourself killed? I had three bottles of mountain dew on the way, and I swear I barely made it. Oh, Chris big Ones, Big Ones. I would stop every two or three hours to get in a gas station, and it was cold out, so it was Christmas time. Who's cold out? And I would walk around my car at night trying to get myself woken up in the blood flowing gaffs. Terrible yet so I never have, but I've come close to doing it.
I tell you that Christy Nome did pretty well today for a sales senator.
The President and I have talked extensively about this and will one hundred percent partner with him to reinstate the Remain in Mexico policy and make sure that it's in place. Yes, Senator, if confirmed and I have the opportunity to be secretary, on day one, CBP one will be shut down. There's data and information in there that we will preserve so that we can ensure we know who's coming into this country and who's already here that we need.
To just that heads up for she keeps going CBP one. That is the app you paid for, designed and paid for by us, that allows illegals to simply bypass our immigration system. The Biden administration came up with an app on their phone to violate the sovereignty of this country freaking treeson go find.
But also we make sure that there's another program HMV, which I'm sure you're very familiar with, where a federal government actually paid to fly people into this country directly from other countries without any vetting or knowing who they are. So there's several of these programs that need to be eliminated, and we need to ensure that we're following legal immigration law. Yes, we will go back to case by case evaluation of these parole cases.
Yeah, pretty good. This is going to lead me to an ask doctor Jesse question in a minute. But I'm going to play a couple other things. She said this. I really love to hear. I love that we're not letting this go. I know we've all moved on from the assassination attempt of Donald Trump, but that was a very suspicious event. I remain very suspicious the Secret Service allowing an assassin to take a rooftop overlooking the subject they're supposed to be protecting one hundred and forty eight
yards away with the weapon optic the works. I remember that was a successful assassination attempt. Donald Trump turned his head. Luck is what it is, or God looking out for you, whatever way you want to put it. That assassin he did everything right. He reconned it, planned it, brought whatever he needed and when the tiant, when the time came to make the shot, he made the shot. Donald Trump turned his head. Donald Trump should be dead, and we
have phones with overseas accounts. Anyway, I liked that I heard this today. Well, you pledged us that you will open the books on all of the facts associated and around these assassination attempts.
Yeah, Senator, if I am the Secretary of Homeland Security, I will certainly work with you to build transparency and make sure the facts are shared with you and your committee. I know that you've been very frustrated by the lack of transparency from the Department, and I want to think those of you that have worked on that report that
was put together on these assassination attempts. I know it was a bipartisan report and investigation that this committee conducted, and I appreciate you focusing on that, and I will work with you to get the information so that you have the truth of really what happened there in the failures so they can be fixed.
I like that she's going to look into it. I like that Josh Holly is not letting it go. But we have to stay on that as well. You and I do remember public pressure is real, especially now that social media is here. Public pressure is real. It's not that I expect you or me to call my congressman every day. But somebody tried to blow Donald Trump's head off right after the Supreme Court ruled that he was immune.
So as soon as they found out that he was going to get immunity from a bunch of these felonies, these ridiculous felony charges. Right after that and right before he was the nominee, somebody tried to blow his head off. Remember this took place during that little window after immunity, before he was the nominee, Donald Trump. If he got his brains blown out that day, Donald Trump was not the nominee yet that only happens at the convention. JD. Vance was not the VP nominee. Yet Donald Trump gets
his head blown off that day. I'm not even sure exactly how they would do it procedurally because it hasn't had to be done before. But we're looking at the GOP having to come up with some sort of an ad hoc, brand new primary system that gets handed to somebody who would not be Donald Trump, because Donald Trump would be dead. I want some answers. I want some answers. I want some answers on why the guy who tried to blow Donald Trump's head off. I want to know
why he had overseas accounts. I want to know why he's in a black Rock commercial when he was younger. I want to know things. I want to know why the Secret Service failed. I have questions and we need answers. Are people inside the government willing and able to assassinate the president of the United States of America. That's a question I want answers to. Now, let's talk about the ratchet and illegal immigration. Hang on,