The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, a wonderful ass Doctor Jesse Friday. We'll get to all the questions. I will talk about that NPR PBS executive order thing from a little bit earlier today. I'll talk about that. We'll get to some parenting stuff, the Democrat Party being unpopular, making fun of Chuck Schumer. Oh, that and so much more coming up in the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. The reason I haven't gone into the NPR PBS thing
in case you don't know what that thing is. Trump signed an executive order today that said, hey, no more tax pay your money for that. Sorry. Well I like that he did it. I applaud him for doing it. Good for Trump, that's good. The idea is good. All of it's good. But again it comes back to what we talked about earlier. Congress has to address this problem.
Congress has to address this problem. All the doge in the world, all the executive orders in the world, trying to claw back all this fraudulent money doesn't do us any good. If Congress turns around and passes another trillion dollar bloated bill with all kinds of garbage in it. It doesn't do us any good. We're still stuck where we were. That's my point. Hey, Jesse. We have five and seven year old daughters. My wife is set on a Disney trip next year. She's on the right, but not a
diehard anti comedy like myself. I have a severe aversion to giving Disney money. I lost the battle on the Disney Plus. But should I die on this hill or roll over? It's starting to cause some issues. You can use my name. My name is James. I don't know about dying on any hills, but you should stop rolling over to tell you what might help. It might help.
Maybe show your wife the video of the Little Princess Store in Disney, which last time I saw a video of it, it was a dude with a beard pretending to be a woman welcoming little girls into the Princess store. This is the stuff that we We're all guilty this dudes too. It's not just women either, but we take things that traditionally we have loved, or things that when it comes to our kids, because our kids are going to take such a high priority in our lives, mine too,
such a high priority in our lives. The Disney Plus thing. I had to have that talk with my boys when they were in peak superhero age. Yeah, everything was Captain America and the Incredible Hawky other boys, right, And I had to tell them Disney Plus is gone, and this is why, period. And I made them sit and watch me cancel it. There, I canceled it. This is why.
This is what we believe as a family. Disney is one of the most evil companies on the planet, specifically because there are a children's company trying to warp children's minds. And we do not fund Disney in this house. I won't pay for it, period, end of story. We cut it off. You gotta put your foot down. Oh there is do it. You have to put your foot down. It can be hard when again, it's when it's for your kids, right, because when when you're a parent, Disney
kids love it. They want to watch the stuff, and then they want to go ride the princess rides. And look, I've been to Disney right before before it got terrible. I know, I know we did. We did it for the same reasons. Well, we want to take our kids to Disney World. How much are the tickets we've road tripped it. There, I've done it. I've done it. That's where I smashed my ear. Remember that, Chris, when I told you that story about smashing my ear and freaking annual.
Remember that you don't remember that? Oh well, here was the story. We got to dine where I just told you not to go. This is ten years ago. Probably we go to Disney. We do a couple of days at Disney, two or three days. You can't believe how expensive it is, just the tickets to get in. It is unreal. Anyway, we do sweet two three days at Disney. And I have this thing about me where it's not a good thing at all. Travel shortens my temper. I I don't know, some kind of personality flaw. I like
to be organized and settled. Okay, what, Chris what? I don't have a temper, Chris, I don't have it. I do not have a big I do not have a bad temper. I do not. It depends on the No, my fuse is only short with technology and things like that. That doesn't count anyway. Anyway. I need to be settled. I like to be settled. So when we're going somewhere, I will I want to get out the door. Okay, I want the bags packed. I want to get out the door. I want to be at the airport on time.
I want to get through security if we're road tripping, or even once we get someplace. I get this from my father. My dad was the same way. I really can't relax until we are checked in, bags checked in. I like to go ahead and get the hygien kit, get your toothbrush laid out. I don't know why. I'm not settled until I feel like that. If it's a road trip, I want to get on the road. Once I'm on the road, I'm okay. It's not like I'm screaming the whole time. I want to get in the car.
I want the bags in the car, and I want to make good time. I want to be on the road. I don't know what that is, but I have that. So it's our. It's our. The morning we're checking out at Disney and the boys are young. Remember at this time, gosh, they're five and seven something like that. It's a while ago. Bob says, hey, I know you're in a hurry. She's the same way. She's like, I'm in a hurry. Let me take the boys down and get them some breakfast in the lobby of the hotel. They had a free
Continental breakfast. You get the bags loaded up, we'll meet at the car. We'll leave. Yeah, sounds good. I load the bags and the cart. I'm hauling everything down myself. She's taking the kid some breakfast. I'm in the parking lot. And we had a Tahoe a Yukon. We had a Chevy Yukon at the time, or GMC Yukon. GMC Yukon an suv, And so you know how the back hatch opens on an suv. Well, this one, I think it
was a twenty fourteen. This one had one of those settings on it where it could open only three quarters of the way. This was for people who have garages, so if you open it up the whole way, it won't touch the top of the garage or scrape the top of the garage. So it doesn't I would say it would open when you have the three quarters setting on. I would say it would open even with the roof of the car, so the back hatch would open. You could get in. But remember I'm six foot eight, I
stick out above the roof of the car. I get out to the parking lot. It's hot. It's really hot. It's Orlando. It's really hot, sweaty. I'm grabbing our bags and I'm chucking them in the back of this Yukon, getting the bags organized so we can get ready to go. I don't I don't know what happened. I lost sense of where I was or something. I turn and I grab one of our super big, our heavy bags, and so I'm the cars on my left. I grab the bag. I bend down. It's on my right and I grab
the bag. And because it's heavy, I kind of, you know, rip it out of there, because I want to get some momentum to get it thrown into the back of the car. I rip it and I didn't realize how close I was to the edge of the back hatch that it opened up. I was right by it, and damn. I smashed the ey of my head, the left side of my head into that car, and it was my ear and I smashed it so hard. I knew immediately I probably had a low grade concussion I have. I'm
seeing stars. I can't see clearly. This is in the middle of the parking lot. Mind you, it's hot. I'm seeing stars so badly. I'm thinking, crap. I hope I don't go down. So I actually have to sit down here for a second, just in case, just in case I lose consciousness. And I'm just kind of shaking the cobwebs out, trying to get it shaken out. As I shake my head, I can feel the warm trickle down the left side of my face, and I'm like, crap, I cut myself. So I greach up and I grab
my ear, which is hurting really bad. Pull my hand down. My hand is full of blood. Oh no, Now I'm not only in pain. I'm feeling like we're gonna be delayed when we leave. And I just told you what a big deal that is for me. I don't have anything to stop the bleeding. I have to dig into the bag. Tell me, every doctor and nurse listening is about to freak out on me. I wasn't thinking clearly
at the time. I stick my hands in a bag, trying to get something to stop the bleeding so I can get up to the room, and I grab a dirty pair of underwear. At least it was my own, but it was the first thing I grabbed. It was a dirty pair of boxers. I grab it, pull it out, and I mash it against my ear and I close the door, and I'm booking it back across the parking lot so I can get up to the hotel room and get my ear cleaned up and see if I
need stitches and what's wrong. Now. Remember I'm six', Eight i'm. HUGE i am six.' eight i have blood all down the left side of, my face in, my Neck and i'm holding a dirty pair of underwear against. MY ear i press the button to. THE elevator i get on. The elevator i'm. By myself you can IMAGINE what i look like at this point. In time this, lovely looking adorable, young couple obvious newly married and on. Their honeymoon they get onto, the elevator and both of them were about five.
Feet tall they get on and they press the floor button and they look up, at me and they very clearly thought they were about to be beaten to death and robbed in. The elevator as far as you can get away from somebody inside of, an elevator that's. How far they bury themselves in the opposite corner OF where. I WAS as i sat there trying not to look at them with dirty underwear on my ear bleeding. Profusely, there now are you ready to go to not Go? To disney this is why you don't Go. To disney
you'll hurt your. Ear there it Is The Jesse kelly show on A. FANTASTIC friday i remember you can email The show jesse at jessekellyshow. Dot com like, THIS email i love. This guy subject to this one is cease. And desist absolutely unnecessary and inappropriate to, Constantly say Jewish, producer chris would you like to be referred to as goyam talk Show. Host jesse there's no need to bring attention to someone's religion unless you're a PROPONENT. Of dei how long have
you listened to, the show? You loser if you listen to the show for any length, of time you would know that one telling me not to say something is just a guaranteed way to get me to say it, even more wouldn't? You agree Jewish? Producer chris that's. One two if you listen to the show for any length, of time you WOULD know. I won't i don't give a crap what you. Call me you can call. Me anything you can call me the worst thing. The word, UNLIKE you i don't. Get offended, UNLIKE you i have
testosterone and it doesn't matter what you say. To me you could insult, my face, my wife, my religion, my kids but you could, insult anything and it doesn't matter to me because your opinion is not ONE that i value. At all you cannot. Offend me it's not humanly possible to. Offend me AND if i, offend you it's not humanly possible to get me to care. About that you realize that how long have you listened to, this show Dear Or,
Doctor Pitt? Boss jesse do you ever Go to? Brazilian barbecue it's the First place i've ever experienced legitimate meat, sweats binge eating meat rapid fire is. The best, All right so here's the thing. About. Me food you are well aware if you listen to, The show unlike that, other dork you are well AWARE that i have what ob calls an unhealthy obsession. With FOOD and i know this. IS true i. ADMIT this i had. Not celebrated i'm Not saying i'm. OKAY food i actually get my mood.
From food realize THAT if i have a, wonderful meal it puts me in a. Good mood and it's not just. Being HUNGRY if i have a, BAD meal i will be sour about it. For Hours our chris is quit nodding, Your. Head, chris sorry you have to live. It anyway food's a big deal, to me because food is a big deal. To ME when, i eat it's like the. One thing it's one of the only things that you can really
really get to. Me on, in FACT when i was In, the marines, for instance you know you're always playing pranks on, each other doing horrible things to, each other but it, was known don't mess with. My food do not mess with, my food And when, I'M eating i will not consider. It funny if you do something like you grab my peanut butter CRACKER that i just peanut buttered and you throw it in, the sand we, will FIGHT and i really. Mean it i'll get Up and i'll sock you right in.
The mouth THAT'S how i was. Back then don't mess with. My food it matters that much. To me because. OF that i have certain THINGS that i don't like. About restaurants, you know the restaurants Like the hooters type restaurants where they sell, you know the. Young ladies the pretty young ladies are bringing. YOU food i hate. Those restaurants you. Know why it's NOT because i don't like pretty. Young, Ladies right, it's fine. That's fine i'm. NOT gay i.
GET it i don't want to. BE bothered i don't care. ABOUT her i care about. MY food i want to eat. Good food leave. Me alone. You're annoying bring me a good plate. Of food THAT'S what. I. Want food i'm there, To eat That's why. I'm There if i'm going to spend the money, steakhouse money steakhouse money is, big money man. For anymore if you take two people cost you one hundred and, fifty bucks you go out to. A steakhouse they cost that. Much money if you're going to do
anything but just eat. A steak if you want an appetizer or a stalat or a cocktail, or something you're dropping one hundred and fifty two hundred bucks's th. REAL money i don't want to be bothered the whole. Freaking Meal if i'm spending that. Much, MONEY no i don't want to meet the next eighty five people with the newest play. TO meet i don't want all the noise and. THE shouting i want to, SIT down i want to order the slice. OF meat i want to want, to RIPBY and i want you to bring it, to me
AND then i want you to leave. ME alone i don't want to talk. TO you i don't Want, what? Chris? What oh you've never been. To one here's How a brazilian, steakhouse works and this is just a. Personal preference The food i've only BEEN in i, think, one one. Maybe two the food. Is, Amazing okay i'm not talking on. The food but how it works is you pay steakhouse prices because it's high. Quality meat THE one i, WENT to i think it Was foe Go. De chao this WAS when i was. Selling RVs they took. Us out
they had the most amazing salad bar you've. Ever seen but that's not my thing. For me you, sat down and what happens is it's. Really loud it's. Not quiet there are guys waiters who have huge cuts, of meat quantities of meat on. A tray they, go around bouncing around from table. To table and, you have at least THE one i, went to you have two paddles you can. Hold up if you want some, of it you hold up, A paddle bring. Me some if you don't, want any you hold up the. Other paddle, NO stop i don't.
Want any you are constantly having to give feedback to. The waiter bring, Me, MORE no i don't. Want more AND like, i said because, it's loud because everyone's talking and all this other stuff the. Entire Time if i'm dropping seventy five bucks a person, on Dinner, oh chris it's at least that it's at least that you leave. Me. ALONE now i wasn't paying this, NIGHT again i was.
Selling RVs they took us, all OUT and i wasn't complaining about a. Free meal don't get, Me wrong But if, i'm Paying if i'm dropping seventy five bucks a pop, for dinner kindly do not yell at me the. Whole TIME and i don't want to have to talk to you the. Whole time bring me one cut of meat and let me enjoy my one cut. Of, MEAT okay i don't care if It's the brazilian bikini team bringing. Around stakes leave. ME alone i. Am eating that's. My point it Is The Jesse, kelly show and Ask Doctor
jesse friday. Fantastic day as we get ready to sail off into. The Weekend Old chuck schumer probably wanted to sail off into the weekend after THIS little q.
And a the polls this Week show trump has the lowest one hundred day approval rating since they started polling eighty, years ago the, lowest, yes yes.
Here's a whole out day that has you're any other confessional leader at? Seventeen percent are you concerned that you maybe a liability for?
Your polls come and go our party, As united we're on our, Front foot we're.
Stepping Cloth donald trump's approval is. Unbelievably low this. Is, crazy hey polls show you're like the most the least popular. Person anyway polls come and go. These people don't you get tired of the deception of all? Of it isn't? It ANNOYING sometimes i find it to be really, really annoying. Extremely, Annoying, hey jesse with the meltdown of the left due to the judge being arrested in the media portraying it is
the end. Of democracy Comparing the trump administration in Nineteen, thirties germany do you think they are trying to activate their street animals? For war it just feels like they're trying to further enrage their base more. Than, usual well there are. Two things there are two things. Happening here remember when what Was that why don't you say that Lady's Name Chris ja powell? Or whatever remember when she said they need to be? Street ready Grab that grab
that audio when she said we got to be. Street ready two things are happening with the way. They're talking He's. A nazi He's. A nazi we need to be. Street ready we need to be. Street, ready oh, go ahead, play.
It goohead we might call this getting. STRIKE ready i think of it as getting us strike ready or. Street ready and part of that is understanding our own strength and as we develop, that strength being able to assess our, risk tolerance because we know that risk tolerance increases as the severity of the situation increases and as our own
understanding of what's. Happening increases, so overall the more we understand, what's effective what the, risks are and who's ready, to participate the more impact we.
Can have what, she's saying we talked about it when she. Said it why's she go into all that risk, tolerance stuff strike ready and? Street ready she's talking about communist street animals committing acts, of crime and that comes. With risks she's putting out, the word who is willing to risk being arrested on behalf of? The? Revolution now why
do they talk? Like that what's going? On, here well it's kind of another one of those self licking ice cream cone things because the necessity comes from, both sides the elites and. The streets HERE'S what. I mean communist. Street animals they're, always upset, always bitter. Always ravenous you're Liberal, and peggy do you find her to be a pleasant? Content Person whatever Liberal ant peggy you have in, your, life, coworker, mom, Brother whatever do you find them to be happy? Content
individuals or are they anxiety? Ridden, disasters yeah The disasters and they're always. Like That And donald trump has been burned into their minds since, Twenty fifteen so that's a decade of programming that he is the height of, all evil that He's, a nazi, that whatever all the stupid stuff they Say About donald trump that has been burned Into Liberal aunt peggy's mind because it's been burned into. His mind Liberal ant pegy looks at her leaders And
the house And. The senate she Looks, At democrats democrat governors, in ages and she is demanding. Through something you have to. Stop him There's. A nazi why aren't you. Stopping him she is passing her demands, up there and that's that turns into that translates into them the elites using that language to try to one make sure Liberal ant peggy is engaged, in politics but two they know Liberal ant pegy demands that they speak. Like that they have whipped
her into a anxiety, ridden frenzy even worse. Than normal she thinks a nazis in charge and it's the end of, the world and she needs To Hear chuck schumer call Him. A nazi she needs to hear what a Nazi anti christ. He is she needs to know that you are as committed to Stopping this NAZI as. I AM like, i
said a self licking ice. Cream cone they. Go back both divisions of communism go back, and forth with the elites encouraging, the streets and then the streets encouraging, the elites back, and forth and back, and forth and back and forth. Without End, Dear jesse With The democrat party being so unpopular in, the polls why hasn't some other parties stepped in to fill. The void her Name is Denise. Well one that's a hot. Chick. Name chris did you Know?
What chris? It is, two parties, political parties they create their own. Power structure why hasn't there become a new party that steps in now That The democrat? Party's, unpopular, well eventually If the democrat party popularity, stayed low eventually
a new party, would form it. Would rise but? What's Happened and Libertarians And green party people and these various third parties who've tried to rise up and, take power they've been running headlong into this power structure for a. LONG time i can actually see All the, libertarians listening nodding. Their heads you run into this power structure problem where
all our politics is centered really around these two. Political parties the media is invested, in it the government itself is invested, in it and so everything kind of keeps things right where. It is and both, political parties that's the one thing they both. Agree on they don't want a. Third option they don't want a third option to, pop up and so, for instance on things like. Presidential, debates look they'll Hold the democrat presidential debate where All the
democrats are trying to be. The nominee where's that held some fancy music hall and COVERED On, Msnbc news and then a week Later the republican one held in some fancy auditorium and you can watch it LIVE. On cbs Where's the? Libertarian one it's in the lobby Of The best western and you have to log into some obscure YouTube channel to even look. At it THE major tv networks participate. In it oh and by, the way that's just during the. Primary Process, The libertarians i'm just using
them as. An example don't mean to pick. On Them the libertarians had a. CANDIDATE too i don't know who, he was and he, Doesn't matter but they had a. Candidate too why wasn't he invited to Debate With donald Trump and Dome Or donald Trump And. Joe biden why Wasn't The green party invited on? The stage that's a, political party they had. A, nominee well the entire political structure of, the country all, of it it's, all invested
uniquely invested in There being democrats and They're. BEING republicans a third party option rising, is very, very difficult and it's why you don't get third party candidates of, any significance unless they're Guys Like, ross perrot who can essentially self fund the whole thing because the money structure doesn't incentive eyes. It either the subject to this ONE is C minus. English, student yep that would, be you, She Said former Coastguard Admiral Communist linda fagen is not. Pronounced
fagin fagin phonetically is. Pronounced, FAE again i had to listen to you incorrectly say it about, seven cringeworthy. CRINGEWORTHY times i thought that being held back in the third grade would have. Been, Beneficial man maybe. She's RIGHT did I Say linda? Fagan wrong and then not, ONLY that i went off on this long ran about all The different fagins in, the government about how there Are little fagins everywhere, We look Fagin after fagon after fag And
after Fagon, after Fagon after Fagon. After fagin but maybe. She's RIGHT maybe i said. IT wrong i don't think, she IS though I think i. Nailed it if you, do disagree maybe You're. A Fagon The Jesse Kelly show final Segment Of The Jesse kelly show On A, fantastic friday And That's Doctor. JESSE friday i have to play a couple of little THINGS that i didn't get to before we try to finish up with. The questions here this amazing little MOMENT on Cnn Where abby philip kind
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OCCASIONAL absences i learned about a lot of good radio Folks who i'd never, listened to AND now. I follow my question is have you ever filled in for another? Radio host, if not why says his Name is jimbob. Well one That's how that's how they generally Use whenever. I'm Gone remember premiere it's a huge radio, syndication company And, it's look this is kind of one of THOSE things i don't deserve to. Be here it's a very. Rare thing if you DO what, i do, you talk you
do talk radio for. A living, most people percent of people who, do this they will bust their butts their whole lives trying to GET where i. Currently sit and most people it does not. Work out and it's Not because i'm better or anything. LIKE that i just caught a lot of breaks and just, you know life worked out. That. Way Okay but premiere as this big, Syndication company they're
always looking for the. Next one they're always looking for the next one or a. NEW one, i mean WHAT if i. Quit tomorrow i'm, not quitting, Don't worry but WHAT if i? Quit tomorrow what if What If glenn beck Leaves Or sean Hannity or Clay or buck or something. Like that they're always looking for the, next, one right who's going to be the? Next one and there are legions of mega talented people in various markets across, the
country both smaller. And, LARGER right, I mean i know how we car is no no, tiny thing but how. We car EVERYONE On wrko boston knows how we car cars, insanely talented, insanely talented just. Crazy. Talented right but a lot, of people if they're not listening TO, work o may not. Know that that's. One example there are a, million examples large Cities, like boston small towns of talented people who. Do radio. Premier's looking so whenever they have, an opportunity whenever, Anybody's,
Out Me, clay glenn whoever it. May be whenever, anybody's out that's. An opportunity, grab somebody throw them on for. Three hours see how. He Does that's it makes all the sense in. The WORLD and i. LOVE it i love other people getting an opportunity to get. Out there i'm. A fan I want i want everyone. To succeed go. Get THEM do i do? Other, shows, no now. Not anymore i've done a couple in, the past but not. Very many It's a it's just one of. Those things
it's NOT that i have anything. Against it the opportunity kind of never landed in my LAP when i, was doing, you KNOW when i, Was starting so it just kind of worked out. That, way jesse you never really fessed up about your meat. Smoking technique did? You say you did say it's a pellet. Type smoker please tell us it's not? Totally electric is at least is it at least pro? Pane, fired look why does it matter where the power. Comes from it's not important whether it's wood
or It's what Chris, would no it's not the same as. An, oven chris this. Is different you. Don't. UNDERSTAND one i have to get the pellet smoker, to TEMPERATURE meaning i have to press the, power button and then it has a, couple knobs, not one two knobs. On it one of the knobs is setting, the TEMPERATURE and i have to adjust. The temperature and it has this little. DIGITAL screen i have to get it. Just right SO if i want it like, MY brisket i smoke it at two hundred
degrees for about eighteen hours. OR so i have to turn that knob until it says Two Hundred what chris and then it stays at two hundred degrees the. Whole time so is? It, Propane no but somewhere along the lines there's some form of gas providing that power don't act like yours is somehow superior, To, mine jesse do you know any GOOD podcasts i could listen To On. Francisco, franco no virtually all history is now created by a,
vile communists scum who hate everything that is good. And RIGHT and I love i'm Fascinated With, francisco franco With The Spanish civil War where franco fought, the Communists and i'm fascinated with the. Whole endeavor But because i'm fascinated, WITH it i have sought out everything you can get your, hands on, audio wise. Book wise, book wise there is some stuff, out there but not a lot. AUDIO wise I think i'm the only one who's ever done one
that doesn't have it completely. Left wing if there's Something else i've never, Read it i've never heard it. At ALL then i KNOW because i listened to a lot. Of it they act like The guys hitler and just completely. Ridiculous stuff why because he stopped the communist Revolution? In spain your history professor is. A communist he wanted the communist Revolution in spain. To succeed all those communists when
they were murdering priests and. Raping nuns your history teacher thought those people were the, good guys and he thought the ones who stopped them were the. Bad guys this is who creates. Our history what is that? ONE podcast i Think It's American. History tellers you would think it's just. WONDERFUL history I think i listened to five minutes of. One episode just a couple of nasty Little anti american communists crapping all over this country every chance. They get.
That's history now keep that in mind when You, Send, aidan Jaden and braden off. To school now you go enjoy. Your weekend it's enough politics. For now enjoy, your family go, to church have a, good time get out in, the sun go for. A walk all the problems will visit us Again. ON monday. I promise. That's all